-----Scene from New Years Bash----- Sean: I stand before this crowd as the International Champion of the SWF. I have proven myself to each and everyone of you here. But problems have arisen in my native Scotland that I must attend to, therefore I'm relinquishing my title to the only other man in this league that deserves this belt... MA: What! RB: HA HA HA Looks like the Equalizer is the International Champion again! [Sean turns and places the belt in Equalizers hands] Sean: The belt is your Equalizer, you are the only man that will honor it and treasure it as I have... ye a good man E and besides you look great in a Kilt. -----Later on that evening----- BF: Dean, Equalizer, according to the SWF by-laws, a champion may vacate a title at any time by making a public announcement or by informing the SWF committee. We saw Sean McKenzie announce earlier that he was giving up his title. However, the belt can not be surrendered to another wrestler. [Equalizer's head spins around and he stares at disbelief at Brian.] So at this time the SWF International Title is vacant. [wipe] BF: So within the next couple weeks, the SWF will be holding a tournament for the vacant International title. Voice of Vance McMihn: Stay tuned! SWF Slaughterhouse is next! [Screen fades up to a black and white shot of an old gymnasium with a wrestling ring. The chairs around the ring are in complete disarray. The ring itself is in bad shape. There are holes in the mat. The ring apron has several tears, and one of the turnbuckles is completely broken and all of the ropes are sagging. An old janitor with a pushbroom walks into the screen while sweeping the ring area. The camera starts to zoom in as he stops and pauses for a second. The janitor then moves a chair and reaches down to pick something up. The scene cuts to an over the shoulder shot of the Janitor picking up a dusty, tarnished belt. The janitor dusts off the belt to reveal that it is the SWF Toughman belt. He then throws it into the ring. The camera follows the belt in slow motion as it flies through the air towards the ring. Scene cuts to a close up shot from above of the belt landing in the center of the ring. it lays there for a second, then the belt starts to eminate a gold glow. Blue lightning bolts shoot out from the belt to all parts of the ring as "Resurrection" by Brian May starts to play. the scene cuts back to the black and white wideshot. As the blue lightning bolts shoot across the ring, the ring transforms back into mint condition and is in with a whiteish glow against the black and white gym. The scene then starts to show shot of wrestlers performing moves. The wrestlers are partially transparent and also have a white glow to them, giving them a ghostlike appearence. among the shots is Sandman applying his sleeperhold. Gods Tears nailing someone with a flying reverse elbowdrop. Zeus powerbombing his opponent. Rock 'n Roll Animal bodyslamming a wrestler. Doug Bacon executing the Fried Bacon top-rope DDT. Moon Dog Gator howling in the middle of the ring. Mr. Shhh hitting a wrestler with a superkick. The Living Dead executing the Autopsy. Tom Pho punching someone. The thugz nail a guy with adouble superkick. The screen then dissolves to the SWF Slaughterhouse logo. and then dissolves to an interior shot of the Civic Arena.] VM: Hello and welcome to the Civic Arena in Pittsburg, Pennsylvania. With me as always is my co-host, Johnny "The Muscle" Ventures. And have we got a line-up for you tonight. We'll see "Tiger" Tom Pho take on his stablemate HardRock in the first round of the International title Tournament. Also, in a no holds barred match, The Headhunter will defend himself before The Judge. And Axel Mate tries to prove himself as he wrestles Rock 'n Roll Animal in non-title action. And in our main event. To settle the controversy once and for all about who are the tag team champions, we'll see The Thugz, The Living Dead AND Sound & Fury in a triangle title match. JV: Plus we will also have the line-up for St. Valentine's Day Massacre. VM: Right you are. Now let's head down to our special guest ring announcer, Mario Lemiux. [Mario makes his way to the ring as the fans go wild.] ML: Tank Yu. Vis virst match ees vee virst round uv vee Eenternashunal Title Turnymint. JV: Next time we get a guy that can speak english. VM: He can speak english. He just has an accent. ["La Grange" by ZZ Top starts to play.] ML: Eentrodusen virst, bein' led to vee ring by hees manjer, Stefania, vrom Montreal, Canada, weighing in at 333 pouns, here ees HardRock!!! [HardRock & Stefania step out through the entrance and stand on the platform and look around. Green fireworks are launched. The crowd cheers loudly. They then make their way to the ring. As HardRock enters the ring, the music fades out and "Look Into My Eyes" by Bone Thugs -N Harmony plays.] ML: Hees opponent, vrom vee Villipines, weighing in at 245 pouns, here ees "Tiger" Tom Vo!! [Tom Pho emerges from the back and stands on the platform as several fireworks are launched. He then woals down to the ring as the crowd cheers him on.] VM: All right, we're about to see 2 members of the TTK to do battle. JV: The TTK is in total turmoil right now. And the stupid thing is that they're letting this get to them. Everyone knows that the seedings for the tournament were chose totally at random. And seeing how TTK makes up for 3 of the eight spots, the odds are they'll hav eto fight each other. VM: Very true. There's the bell. [HardRock and Tom Pho shakes hands. HardRock goes for a flying forearm, but Tom Pho counters it with a duck-down move. Tom Pho nails HardRock with a powerslam. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, thr... kickout.] JV: Damn! Tom Pho almost got the win on his first move. VM: Tom Pho, who was inducted into the TTk after his impressive win over HardRock. [The crowd is responding to Tom Pho. Tom Pho goes for a clothesline, but HardRock counters it with a duck-down move. HardRock whips Tom Pho into the ropes. HardRock misses with a clothesline. HardRock hits a clothesline on Tom Pho. HardRock is going for the pin. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.] VM: and there is still no word on the whereabouts of HardRock's daughter. JV: I think they staged the kidnapping. [HardRock nails Tom Pho with a knee to the back. HardRock hits Tom Pho with the Doctor Bomb. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, kickout. The crowd is really behind HardRock.] VM: How can you even suggest that? JV: Too many things don't add up. [HardRock whips Tom Pho into the turnbuckle, but Tom Pho reverses it. Tom Pho charges in with the Stinger Splash, but HardRock lifts his leg. HardRock nails Tom Pho with a DDT. The crowd is going crazy. HardRock is going for the pin. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, thr... kickout.] VM: Near win for HardRock. Ok, what doesn't add up? JV: All right. HardRock made his debut 4 months ago. VM: Yeah... [HardRock nails Tom Pho with a knee to the back. HardRock gets a figure-four leglock on Tom Pho. Tom Pho is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tom Pho reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. HardRock locks Tom Pho in a cobra clutch. Tom Pho reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.] JV: Two and a half months ago, Stefania announced she was pregnant. VM: Yeah... [HardRock executes a rolling kick on Tom Pho. The chants for HardRock are deafening. HardRock goes for an enzuigiri, but Tom Pho counters it with a duck-down move. Tom Pho whips HardRock into the ropes. HardRock bumps into Sean Ceigersmidt. Tom Pho hits a thrust kick to the head on HardRock. Tom Pho is getting a good reaction from the crowd.] JV: Stefania gave birth like what, a month ago? VM: Yeah... [HardRock goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Tom Pho counters it with a backdrop. Tom Pho uses a kick to the thigh on HardRock. Tom Pho takes HardRock down with a springboard dropkick. Tom Pho whips HardRock into the turnbuckle. Tom Pho runs shoulder-first into the corner, but HardRock moves out of the way. The crowd is going into a frenzy.] JV: And the kid was kidnapped apparently on Wednesday after they got it back on Tuesday. VM: Yeah...? [HardRock uses a knee to the back on Tom Pho. HardRock throws Tom Pho out of the ring. HardRock goes through the ropes. HardRock executes a dropkick on Tom Pho. HardRock takes Tom Pho down with a rolling kick. HardRock whips Tom Pho into the guardrail. HardRock reenters the ring. Tom Pho follows him back in.] JV: Don't you see anything wrong with that. VM: No. [HardRock hits Tom Pho with a knee to the back. HardRock executes a clothesline on Tom Pho. Sean Ceigersmidt is back on the job. HardRock whips Tom Pho into the ropes. HardRock goes for a hiptoss, but Tom Pho counters it with a facerake. Tom Pho nails HardRock with a powerslam. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, thr... kickout.] VM: Another near win for Tom Pho. So why do you think that HardRock & Stefania are behind the kidnapping. JV: Ok, first there's the nice 1.5 month pregnancy. Even if she was 4-5 months pregnant before she announced it, which we know she wasn't based on the dresses she was wearing, that is still not enough time to carry the baby to term. VM: Hmmmm.... [The crowd is responding to Tom Pho. Tom Pho hits HardRock with a powerslam. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, thr... kickout. The crowd is cheering on Tom Pho. Tom Pho throws HardRock out of the ring. Tom Pho goes through the ropes. There are lots of chants for Tom Pho. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 1. Tom Pho goes for a kick to the thigh, but HardRock blocks it. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 2.] JV: Then there's the fact that 1 month after the kid was born, they're saying that Paige was 4 months old. HardRock himself has only been in the league for four months. VM: You're right. So what's your explanation? [HardRock whips Tom Pho into the guardrail. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 3. HardRock knocks Tom Pho into the ringpost. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 4. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 5. HardRock reenters the ring. Tom Pho follows him back in. HardRock executes a rolling kick on Tom Pho. HardRock runs into the ropes. Tom Pho hits HardRock with a clothesline.] JV: Here's my theory. Stefania was never pregnant. VM: What? [Tom Pho throws HardRock out of the ring. Tom Pho goes through the ropes. Tom Pho nails HardRock with a kick to the midsection. Tom Pho goes for a punch, but HardRock blocks it. HardRock knocks Tom Pho into the ringpost. HardRock whips Tom Pho into the guardrail. HardRock takes Tom Pho down with a jumping DDT.] JV: I believe that this was all a ploy to to get the fans on his side. Much like how a family sitcom will introduce new children when it's ratings start to slip. VM: TV shows don't do that. [Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 1. HardRock whips Tom Pho into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. HardRock hits a flying forearm on Tom Pho. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 2. HardRock whips Tom Pho into the guardrail. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 3. HardRock reenters the ring. Tom Pho follows him back in. Tom Pho hits a punch on HardRock.] JV: Family Ties had the mother get pregnant again at the age of 40+. The kid was then played by Brian Bonsall. Growing Pains brought in Leonardo DiCaprio by adoption and also had the mother get pregnant at 40+ years. The Cosby Show had Lisa Bonnet's character get married to a guy that already had a 5 year old daughter. Different Strokes brought in that annoying redhead kid when Mr. Drummond got married. Even Married With Children brought in Seven when Peg's brother, Bobcat Goldwaith left them the kid. VM: Ok, but that doesn't explain what has happened to Paige. [HardRock puts Tom Pho in a cobra clutch. Tom Pho reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. HardRock executes a powerslam on Tom Pho. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. HardRock goes for a punch, but Tom Pho counters it with an armbar submission. Tom Pho lets go after 12 seconds. Tom Pho takes HardRock down with a knee to the back.] JV: Well, much like how Married With Children just dropped Seven with no reasonable explanation when they realized how stupid the character was and the poor fan response, HardRock and Stefania are doing the same thing. VM: What? [Tom Pho kicks HardRock. Tom Pho has the crowd going wild. Tom Pho hits HardRock. HardRock chops Tom Pho. The crowd is behind HardRock all the way. HardRock punches Tom Pho. The crowd is behind HardRock all the way. Tom Pho punches HardRock. HardRock hits Tom Pho. The crowd is behind HardRock all the way. Tom Pho punches HardRock.] JV: They realized that the fans didn't care, and in actuality, many of the young male fans lost interest as they no longer found Stefania as attractive with a baby. So they decided to get rid of the baby. VM: That's ridiculous. JV: Hey, it was either that or have a 5 year old daughter by next season. VM: Let's pay attention to the match. [Tom Pho has the crowd going wild. Tom Pho hits HardRock. HardRock chops Tom Pho. The crowd is behind HardRock all the way. HardRock takes Tom Pho down with a diving elbow smash. Tom Pho whips HardRock into the ropes. Tom Pho misses with a shoulderblock. Tom Pho hits HardRock with an elbow. Tom Pho executes a knee to the back on HardRock.] VM: Tom Pho in control now. JV: You'll see that I'm right. The facts don't lie. [Tom Pho whips HardRock into the ropes, but HardRock reverses it. HardRock executes a knee to the back on Tom Pho. HardRock hits Tom Pho. The crowd is on its feet cheering for HardRock. HardRock punches Tom Pho. The crowd is on its feet cheering for HardRock. HardRock whips Tom Pho into the ropes. Tom Pho hits HardRock with a shoulderblock.] VM: I'm sorry. I can't believe that this is all just a publicity stunt. [Tom Pho goes for a kick to the head, but HardRock counters it with a duck-down move. HardRock places Tom Pho on the turnbuckle. HardRock executes a superplex on Tom Pho. The crowd erupts. HardRock throws Tom Pho out of the ring. HardRock jumps onto him with a plancha, but Tom Pho moves out of the way. The crowd is going crazy. Tom Pho knocks HardRock into the ringsteps.] VM: Tom Pho smartly moves out of the way of that plancha and introduces HardRock to the steel steps. JV: So how do you explain all the things I just mentioned? The short pregnancy, the 1 month old daughter that is now actualy 4 months? VM: I can't. [The crowd is going crazy. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 1. HardRock whips Tom Pho into the guardrail. HardRock whips Tom Pho into the guardrail. Tom Pho is busted wide open.] VM: Tom Pho goes head first into the guardrail and is now bleeding all over the arena floor. [HardRock goes for the Zack Attack, but Tom Pho counters it with a hiptoss. Tom Pho whips HardRock into the guardrail. Tom Pho uses a reverse neckbreaker on HardRock. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 2. Tom Pho whips HardRock into the guardrail. Tom Pho throws HardRock back into the ring. Tom Pho goes for a scorpion deathlock, but HardRock blocks it. HardRock kicks Tom Pho. HardRock kicks Tom Pho. HardRock hits Tom Pho.] VM: And now HardRock is showing Tom Pho a little of his own kickboxing techniques. JV: These are both accomplished wrestlers. I have no doubt that there is gold in the future of both of these wrestlers. Maybe not immedietly in the future. But somewhere down the line. VM: Well I think that could be said about just any wrestler. Who would've though Gods Tears would be our Tough Man Champ after his dismal start. [HardRock takes Tom Pho down with a powerslam. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, shoulder up. HardRock nails Tom Pho with a rolling kick. HardRock executes the Zack Attack on Tom Pho.] VM: There's HardRock's powerbomb/suplex finisher. And the cover!! [The crowd is going into a frenzy. HardRock goes for the pin. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, three. The crowd is going into a frenzy.] VM: He gets the win! ML: Vee vinner ees HardRock!! Een a time uv 9:40! ["La Grange" by ZZ Top plays as HardRock helps Tom Pho up.] VM: So HardRock moves on in the Intercontinental tournament. He'll face the winner of the Doug Bacon/Judge match which will be on this upcoming Triumphant Tuesday. We'll be back right after these messages. ------------------- [black screen with a stylized "S&F" in the center in embossed gold, with what looks like a crumpled Nike symbol running through the letters. The opening notes of "Song 2" by Blur begin. Cut to a shot of Danny Bens, sitting in a comfortable grey office chair in a dark room with a spotlight illuminating him.] Mangler: It's about intensity. [cut to a shot of the Mangler and Boom-Boom delivering the Shake & Bake to the Canadian Bash Brothers. cut back to the Mangler in the chair.] Mangler: It's about ability. [cut to a shot of the Mangler soaring in with a Frankensteiner on the Thugz. cut back to the Mangler, who grins.] Mangler: It's about ATTITUDE. [cut to a shot in B&W of the Mangler running his fingers over his abdominals, big grin on his face, the sign for the Ab Blaster. cut to a slow-mo, blurred color shot of said Ab Blaster in motion. Cut to Boom-Boom in the same chair, same room. He wears sunglasses, and sweat togs with the same logo of S&F with the crumpled Nike swoop on the chest.] Boom-Boom: The world is loud. [cut to an outside shot of a car accident, horns blaring over "Song 2". cut to a loud traffic jam. cut to a monkey house in a zoo. cut back to Boomer.] Boom-Boom: Be louder. [cut to a B&W slo-mo shot of Boom-Boom, after a win, roaring in triumph with his arms raised high, chords standing out on his neck. cut to Master of Pain, wearing an S&F logo cap on his head, S&F shades, and with a foam hand with upraised finger that says "It's all good, baby!" on it.] MoP: Don't be afraid to be shocking. [cut to a slow-mo of MoP showing his shock prod into a TV screen, with sparks and explosions. cut to MoP using the shock prod on Boomer. cut to MoP throwing the prod to the Mangler at Slaughterhouse. cut to Mangler, in chair.] Mangler: Just because we're the beltless champions... [cut to a white screen, where the SWF Tag Team belts appear, followed a second later by a red circle with a red bar through it. cut back to Mangler] Mangler: [grins]...Doesn't mean we have to be STYLELESS champions. [cut to a close up of a foot, wearing an S&F Nike-rip-off shoe, being laced up. cut to Boom-Boom.] Boom-Boom: S&F wear. Just SMASH it. [cut to a black screen, with the S&F logo center-top of screen. "Song 2" continues, as words appear along the bottom. As each word appears, a deep-voiced annoucer says it. The words read: "S&F WEAR. IT'S ALL GOOD, BABY." fade to black.] ------------------------ JV: You know, if Sound & Fury wins tongiht, they'll have to re-do the commercial. VM: I'm sure the producers made an alternate version just in case that did happen. Well next up is the only hardcore match of the evening. JV: How the hell did that happen? VM: I don't know but it's a nice refreshing change. Let's go back to Mario Lemiux. JV: Are we going to get subtitles this time? ML: Vis nex match ees a no Deeque, no coundoud match. ["I Shot The Sheriff" by Eric Clapton plays.] Eentrodushin virst, vrom somevhere in Canada, veighin in at 295 pouns, here ees Vee Judge!! [The Judge emerges from the entrance and makes his way to the ring. He comes down wearing a black robe and white supreme court judge wig. The lights are blue and they shine on him all the way to the ring. In the ring fireworks surround him. 4 on each side. Each group of fire works goes off by themselves. The fans cheer him on. The music dies out and "Tryin' To Stay Alive" by Wyclef Jean starts to play.] ML: Hees opponent, vrom Calgary, Canada, veighin in at 252 pouns, here ees vee HeadHunder!! [The Headhunter emerges from the back and stands on the platform. Fireworks are launched as he makes his way to the ring. The crowd boos loudly.] VM: all right, we're going to see the Gangsta member take on the Judge who just recently walked out on Trinity because he couldn't stand some of the actions they were pulling. JV: I suppose they're going to start accusing The Judge of conspiracies now? VM: I don't know. Both men are in the ring and there's the bell. [They lock up. The Judge goes for a running powerslam, but The Headhunter counters it with a choke sleeper. The Judge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.] VM: Headhunter with the heads up move there. So do you think that The Judge made a smart move by leaving Trinity? JV: Well you gotta wonder about any group whose members would try to kidnap a baby. VM: I thought you said HardRock was behind that. JV: I'm talking about the first kidnapping. [The Headhunter whips The Judge into the ropes. The Judge goes for a choke slam, but The Headhunter counters it with an elbowsmash. The Headhunter uses a jumping DDT on The Judge. The Headhunter is going for the pin. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout. The Headhunter goes for a Big Leg Drop, but The Judge counters it with a roll away.] VM: Nobody home! JV: But then again, Trinity is one of the premier stables in the SWF. I'm not sure what he's going to do now. I don't see him joining the Gangstas, and I think he's still against TTK. So I guess he's a loner now. [The crowd is cheering on The Judge. The Judge executes a Tombstone on The Headhunter. The crowd is cheering on The Judge. The Judge whips The Headhunter into the turnbuckle. The Judge charges into the corner. The Judge goes for a Tombstone, but The Headhunter blocks it.] VM: Underground? JV: well I think he would make an excellent addition to the Underground, it's time we face the facts and realize that the Underground is dead. Bacon is the only member and there have been no attempts to get new members. No man is a stable. [The Headhunter takes The Judge down with a dragon suplex. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter. The Headhunter uses a reverse neckbreaker on The Judge. There are lots of chants for The Headhunter. The Headhunter is going for the pin. Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.] VM: Several pin attempts by Headhunter but so far, none of them have gotten him the win. [The Headhunter hits The Judge with an elbowsmash. The Headhunter is going for the pin. Matt Compton counts: One, kickout. The Headhunter hits The Judge with a backspin DDT. The crowd is going crazy. The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".] JV: I can think of several wrestlers that are better than Headhunter. Bacon, Equalizer, Animal, Moon Dog, Gods Tears... VM: We get the point. [The Headhunter has the crowd going wild. The Headhunter runs into the ropes. The Judge hits The Headhunter with a choke slam. The Judge throws The Headhunter out of the ring. The Judge goes through the ropes. The Judge goes for a double chickenwing submission, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter executes a swinging neckbreaker on The Judge. The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".] JV: ...Jagged Edge, The Living Dead, Mr. Shhh, Sandman... [The crowd is going crazy. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Headhunter hits a fisherman suplex on The Judge. The Headhunter goes for the Hit, but The Judge counters it with a side step. There are lots of chants for The Judge. The Judge whips The Headhunter into the guardrail. The Headhunter is busted wide open.] VM: Blood now gushing from the nose of Headhunter. JV: And that makes it very hard to breathe. [They're brawling inside the ring area. The Judge goes for a power bomb, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter knocks The Judge into the ringsteps. The Headhunter whips The Judge into the guardrail. The Judge whips The Headhunter into the guardrail. The Judge reenters the ring. The Headhunter follows him back in. The Judge nails The Headhunter with a running powerslam. Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... kickout.] VM: So close. Just a fraction of a second away from a victory there. [The crowd is going crazy. The Judge executes a headbutt on The Headhunter. The Judge attemps to place The Headhunter on the turnbuckle, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Judge chops The Headhunter. The crowd is going crazy. The Judge chops The Headhunter. There are lots of chants for The Judge.] JV: So what type of justice system does Canada have? VM: I'm not really sure. JV: I mean obviously it's not as good as Americas. Do they have the crappy system that France system or that god awful system that England has? VM: You are so lucky we're not aired in either of those countries. [The Judge nails The Headhunter with a headbutt. The Judge uses a jumping elbow thrust on The Headhunter. There are lots of chants for The Judge. The Judge goes for a headbutt, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter goes for a fisherman suplex, but The Judge counters it with a small package. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.] VM: Judge almost with the win there. JV: Or do they have a corrupt system like Mexico? VM: Are there any more nationalities you'd like to offend? JV: Sure! Pull out a map! VM: Fans, I apologize for the comments of Johnny Ventures. [The Judge punches The Headhunter. The Judge is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The Headhunter kicks The Judge. The Headhunter chops The Judge. There are lots of chants for The Headhunter. The Headhunter whips The Judge into the ropes, but The Judge reverses it. The Headhunter hits The Judge with an elbow. The Headhunter hits The Judge with a reverse neckbreaker. The crowd is really behind The Headhunter.] JV: You don't need to apologize for me telling the truth. VM: I think I do. JV: Saudi Arabia. Now there's a screwed up justice system. They think you're stealing, they cut your hand off. What if they find out later they made a mistake? They can't exactly reattach it you know. [The Headhunter goes for a European uppercut, but The Judge blocks it. The Headhunter is bleeding like hell. The Judge goes for a double chickenwing submission, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter takes The Judge down with a DDT. The Headhunter has the crowd going wild. The Headhunter is bleeding like a faucet.] VM: Headhunter definitely having trouble breathing as the blood continues to flow from his nose. [The Headhunter goes for a DDT, but The Judge counters it with a low blow. The Judge hits a short clothesline on The Headhunter. The Judge executes a forearm smash on The Headhunter. The Judge hits The Headhunter with a Soviet suplex. The Judge is going for the pin. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout. The Judge executes a forearm smash on The Headhunter. The Judge nails The Headhunter with a running powerslam. Matt Compton counts: One, two, in the ropes...] VM: And the Judge is in total control. JV: We gotta get an interview with this guy sometime. [There are lots of chants for The Judge. The Judge whips The Headhunter into the ropes. The Headhunter goes for a Frankensteiner, but The Judge counters it with a power bomb. Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up. The crowd is really behind The Judge. The Judge hits The Headhunter with a flying bulldog. The crowd is really behind The Judge. The Headhunter uses a jumping side kick on The Judge.] VM: Both of these men are of course in the International Tournament. Judge will take on Bacon this Tuesday and and Headhunter will take on Axel Mate this Thursday. [The crowd is going into a frenzy. The Headhunter uses a jumping neck snap on The Judge. The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter. The Headhunter places The Judge on the turnbuckle. The Headhunter nails The Judge with a belly-to-back superplex. The crowd erupts. The Headhunter executes a jawbreaker on The Judge. The crowd erupts. The Headhunter executes the Hit on The Judge.] VM: There's Headhunter's superkick! Here's the pin! [The crowd erupts. The Headhunter goes for the pin. Matt Compton counts: One, two, three. The crowd erupts. "Tryin' To Stay Alive" by Wyclef Jean starts to play.] ML: Vee vinner ees vee Headhunter!! Een a time uv 7:15! VM: All right. Possibly a preview of what we could see at St. Valentine's Day massacre as both men have the potential of making it to the finals in the International tournament. Speaking of the PPV, joining us live, via satellite from the SWF offices in Baltimore, MD, here is President Brian Frenck to give us the rundown of the PPV line-up. [cut to a shot of Brian Frenck sitting behind a huge oak desk.] BF: Good evening. We are just 2 weeks away from St. Valentine's Day Massacre. A PPV which will without a doubt be one of the most brutal as Stables and teams of allies will battle it out in a War Games Tournament. The seedings were drawn at random and are as follows: Gods Tears Team----\ /---------Team T.w.O. vs. -------\ /------- vs. Jagged Edge's Team-/ \ / \-Sound & Fury's Team \ / ----- ----- / \ Team TTK-----------\ / \ /---Doug Bacon's Team vs. -------/ \------- vs. Team Gangsta-------/ \--------Team Trinity We already know the team members for the T.w.O and Gangsta Team. Expect to hear the final line-ups for the other teams within the next couple days. In addition, we will have the following title matches: World Title match: Rock 'N Roll Animal vs. Sean "The Duke" McKenzie Toughman Title Match: Gods Tears vs. Sandman American Title Match: Mr. Shhh vs. Hot Shot Donovan International Title Match: Final round of Tournament Tag Team Title Match: winner of tonights match vs. Gods Of Destruction So call your cable operator now. February 14th will not be a night to miss. [Cut back to the arena] VM: Thank you Mr. President. And what a line-up they have for VDM. Of course we knew about all of the title matches with the exception of the American Title match. Are you surprised that Donovan is getting the title shot? JV: Not at all. He is a fast rising star in the SWF. And the execs thought so too and gave him a title shot. VM: I understand that Dean Oberman is standing by with the legendary Moon Dog Gator. Dean? [Cut to a shot of Dean Oberman and Moon Dog Gator in the lockerrooms. Moon Dog Gator is standing in behind a brown table with blue lockers behind him. He is wearing a black jacket and slacks, a silk red shirt, blue tie, and black leather shoes with yellow socks. He has a gold chain around his neck, rolex watch, and diamond earrings going from the top to bottom of his left ear. Moon Dog Gator's bald head is very shiny.] DO: Thank you Vance. Moon Dog, how do you feel about the current happenings in the SWF? MDG: Them more thangs cha...cha....cha...changes, them mores them stays them sames. Ma....ma....ma...ma...MOOOOOOOON DAWG!!!! AROOOO! He a, he a, he a wuz ones of thems bums whens he first cames on ups in thems SWF. He a, he a, he a wuz a runnins rounds in somes gym shorts and thems old ragady t-shirts. Now looks ats hims. [Moon Dog spreads his arms and does a slow 360 showin of his new threads and superhuman bulk] DO: Much more impresive then the old clothes. MDG: Rights on, rights on, ra....ra....ra...rights on Dean. I gots thems styles now days. Much mores thens whens them Dawg wuz hangin with them Mr.America. It a...it a....it a....its aints takins nones of them Old Geniuses to figures outs who ha...ha...hookeds thems Dawg up, ands lets justs says it wuz somebadies da...da....da...da...destiny to picks outs these fla...fla...fla...fly new threads. DO: Well, you have never been one known to name drop. MDG: Buts ya...ya...ya...yas knows whats, theys stills be some thangs ain't changed a damn. DO: Like what? MDG: They sta...sta...sta...stills beez some of thems ja...ja...jerks and jokers in them SWF! DO: Like who? MDG: Like them Axel Mate. Ma....ma....ma...Mr.Mate, youse sees my goods buddy Ha...ha...ha...Hardrocks, he shoulds be them happiers then he evers da...da...da...dids befores with them newfa...fa...fa... family member. AROOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Youse knows how thems Dawg love thems young 'ins don'ts youse Dean? DO: I do indeed. MDG: Buts thems fool Axel be upsettins my buddies. Ax...ax...ax.. Axels, takes this as one of them wa...wa....wa...wa...warnins, don'ts be messin with them Dawgs buddies or youse a gonna gets broken. Thats aints no threat, thats be a fa...fa...fa...facts. Youse best plays nice with them Animal, youse hear? Or mys names aints Ma....Ma....Ma ....MOOOOOOOOON DAWGS!!!!! AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! [Cut back to Vance & Johnny] JV: Moon Dog is the poster child as to why cousins shouldn't marry. VM: Johnny! Be nice! JV: No. And what the hell was that about Destiny picking out his new clothes. I don't think that there's a woman in the world that would pick Moon Dog over Equalizer. VM: He has his own charm. Anyways, lets head back down to Mario Lemiux for the next set of introductions. JV: Like we know what the hell he's saying. ML: Vis nex match ees schedjuled vor vone vall. ["Planet Boom" by Tommy Lee starts to play. Eentrodushin virst, bein led to vee ring by hees manjer, Tarzan Taborda, vrom Oeiras, Portugal, weighin een at 234 pouns, here ees Azel "Vee Hammer" Mate!! [Axel7 Tarzan emerge from the entrance. Fireworks are launched in a criss cross pattern behind them. They make their way down to the ring as the crowd boos loudly.] VM: Axel losing the respect of the fans with his latest egotistical actions. [The music dies down. "I Love Rock & Roll" by Joan Jett starts to play.] ML: Hees opponent, bein led to vee ring by hees manjer, Jukebox Hero, vrom Clefeland, Oheo, weighin een at 237 pouns, here ees vee Rock 'N Roll Aneemel!! [Jukebox and Animal emerge from the back. They make their way to the ring as the crowd goes wild and fireworks are launched. Jukebox is carrying the SWF World Title over his shoulder.] VM: This is a non-title match. There's the bell. [They lock up. Axel Mate uses an elbowsmash on Rock 'n Roll Animal. Axel Mate runs into the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Axel Mate with a backdrop. Axel Mate falls out of the ring. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes through the ropes. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 1.] VM: This match is also being run under normal rules. JV: That bites. [Rock 'n Roll Animal knocks Axel Mate into the ringsteps. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 2. Axel Mate whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the guardrail. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 3. Axel Mate whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the guardrail. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 4. Axel Mate knocks Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ringpost. The crowd is responding to Axel Mate. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 5.] JV: Especially if this ends in a double countout. [Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 6. They're brawling inside the ring area. Axel Mate hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a Russian legsweep. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 7. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 8. Axel Mate reenters the ring. Rock 'n Roll Animal follows him back in.] VM: Both men making it back in just barely in time. [Axel Mate whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal misses with a shoulderblock. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Axel Mate with an elbow. Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Axel Mate down with an Asai moonsault. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, thr... kickout.] VM: Right on the money with that Asai moonsault. But Axel kicks out just in the nick of time. [Axel Mate hits a clothesline on Rock 'n Roll Animal. Axel Mate poses for the crowd. A small "Axel Mate" chant is being started. Axel Mate runs into the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Axel Mate with a clothesline. Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Axel Mate down with a back heel kick. Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a powerslam on Axel Mate. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for the Revolution #9, but Axel Mate counters it with a knee pull-up.] JV: Ouch! VM: Animal just did a somersault splash only to get a gut full of knees. And now Axel is going up top. [The crowd is responding to Axel Mate. Axel Mate executes a flying bulldog on Rock 'n Roll Animal. The crowd is cheering on Axel Mate. Axel Mate poses for the crowd. The crowd is cheering on Axel Mate. Axel Mate goes for a bodyslam, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it. Rock 'n Roll Animal throws Axel Mate out of the ring. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes through the ropes.] JV: I think Animal should stay in the ring and rest up a bit after that failed splash. [Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Axel Mate into the guardrail. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 1. They're brawling inside the ring area. Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a waistlock suplex on Axel Mate. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 2. Rock 'n Roll Animal reenters the ring. Axel Mate follows him back in.] VM: Well he seemed to do pretty well out there. [Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Axel Mate into the ropes, but Axel Mate reverses it. Axel Mate uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Rock 'n Roll Animal. Axel Mate throws Rock 'n Roll Animal out of the ring. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: one, Rock 'n Roll Animal reenters the ring.] JV: Well at least Axel was smart to try to rest up. But Animal came back in too soon. [Axel Mate chops Rock 'n Roll Animal. The crowd is responding to Axel Mate. Axel Mate chops Rock 'n Roll Animal. The crowd is responding to Axel Mate. Axel Mate chops Rock 'n Roll Animal. A few fans are cheering on Axel Mate. Axel Mate puts Rock 'n Roll Animal in a double chickenwing submission.] VM: He's got that hold on right in the middle. JV: and look how red Animals chest is after all those chops. [Rock 'n Roll Animal is valiantly trying to break the hold.] VM: He is no where near the ropes. This could be it. [Rock 'n Roll Animal breaks the hold after 19 seconds.] VM: No! Animal manages to break free. [Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Axel Mate into the ropes, but Axel Mate reverses it. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a sleeperhold, but Axel Mate blocks it. Axel Mate goes for a Frankensteiner, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with a power bomb. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.] JV: Great heads up move there by Animal. VM: You gotta love the action when you put 2 cruiserweights together in one match. [The crowd is responding to Rock 'n Roll Animal. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a brain buster, but Axel Mate counters it with a small package. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout. Axel Mate complains about a slow count. Axel Mate uses a fisherman suplex on Rock 'n Roll Animal. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, shoulder up.] VM: Axel back on the offensive, but he is yet to put away Animal. [Axel Mate executes a back suplex on Rock 'n Roll Animal. Axel Mate runs into the ropes. Axel Mate hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a shoulderblock. Axel Mate goes for a bodyslam, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with an elbowsmash. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a waistlock suplex, but Axel Mate counters it with a go-behind. Axel Mate goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a waistlock suplex, but Axel Mate counters it with a go-behind. Axel Mate executes a Victory Roll on Rock 'n Roll Animal. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, shoulder up.] VM: Another nice series of moves and counters there. JV: I wonder what Tarzan thinnks about Axels change in attitude. Notice he never says anything. I swear the guy gets a paycheck just for walking down to the ring. [The crowd is responding to Axel Mate. Axel Mate throws Rock 'n Roll Animal out of the ring. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Rock 'n Roll Animal reenters the ring.] VM: Animal taking the time to confer a bit with his manager, Jukebox Hero. JV: I found out that he is actually Neil Diamond's cousin. VM: He is not! JV: Can't you see the resemblence? [Axel Mate hits a dropkick on Rock 'n Roll Animal. Axel Mate executes a reverse neckbreaker on Rock 'n Roll Animal. A few fans are cheering on Axel Mate. Axel Mate attemps to place Rock 'n Roll Animal on the turnbuckle, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it. Axel Mate goes for the Hammer Whacker Drop, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with a front-layout superplex.] VM: Both men are down after that huge superplex. Ceigersmidt starting the count now. JV: Both men are starting to get up. But who can get to the other first? [A small "Rock 'n Roll Animal" chant is being started. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Axel Mate with a knee to the back. Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Axel Mate down with an atomic drop. Rock 'n Roll Animal gets a sleeperhold on Axel Mate.] VM: Sleeper, and the ropes are just out of Axel's reach. [Axel Mate is struggling to reach the ropes.] VM: He's down to one knee. One more inch and he's got the rope. [Axel Mate reaches the ropes after being trapped for 20 seconds. Rock 'n Roll Animal executes an Asai moonsault on Axel Mate. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, thr... kickout.] VM: Again, Animal almost got the win with that Asai Moonsault. [The crowd is cheering on Rock 'n Roll Animal. Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes. Axel Mate hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with an elbow. Axel Mate goes for a bodyslam, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it. Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes. Axel Mate hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a kick. Axel Mate poses for the crowd.] JV: If Axel wants to win, he's gotta do more wrestling and less posing. [The crowd is responding to Axel Mate. Axel Mate uses a Frankensteiner on Rock 'n Roll Animal. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout. Axel Mate is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Axel Mate runs into the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a punch, but Axel Mate blocks it. Axel Mate uses a Russian legsweep on Rock 'n Roll Animal. Axel Mate throws Rock 'n Roll Animal out of the ring.] VM: Animal again taking time to confer with his manager. JV: I remember one time there was a Neil Diamond Christmas Special. Apparently the idiot that thought that up didn't realize that Neil Diamond was jewish. [Sean Ceigersmidt counts: one, two, three, four, five, Rock 'n Roll Animal reenters the ring. Axel Mate whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Axel Mate with a punch. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a back heel kick on Axel Mate. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Axel Mate with an Asai moonsault. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, thr... kickout.] VM: Again, Axel barely able to kickout in time after an Asai moonsault. [Rock 'n Roll Animal hits an Asai moonsault on Axel Mate. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, in the ropes...] JV: He's definitely got that move down doesn't he? [There are lots of chants for Rock 'n Roll Animal. Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Axel Mate with an Asai moonsault. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.] VM: 3 Asai moonsaults in a row. And all three times Axel was on the edge of getting pinned. [The crowd is going crazy. Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a knee to the back on Axel Mate. Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Axel Mate into the turnbuckle. Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a flying sunset flip on Axel Mate. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.] JV: I was expecting another moonsault. [Axel Mate goes for a Frankensteiner, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with a power bomb. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is behind Rock 'n Roll Animal all the way. Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a stomp on Axel Mate. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Axel Mate with a knee to the back. Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Axel Mate with a swinging punch. Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a lariat on Axel Mate. Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Axel Mate with a backdrop. Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a Yakuza kick on Axel Mate.] VM: Animal is on fire! [The fans suddelnly get on their feet and start cheering.] JV: What's going on? [Moon Dog Gator comes walking down to the ring. He is still dressed nice, but has left his jacket somewhere else and his sleves are rolled up to his biceps. He is wearing a red elbow pad on his left arm. He stops midway and looks at the fans] Moon Dog Gator-Ma....Ma....Ma....MOOOOOOOOOOOON DAWG!!! AROOOOOOOOO!!! Fans-AROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! [Moon Dog Gator walks down next to Jukebox Hero, whispers in his ear, and pants him on the back] JV: What's the Jerry's Kid doing here? [Rock 'n Roll Animal attemps to place Axel Mate on the turnbuckle, but Axel Mate blocks it. Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Axel Mate with a punch. Rock 'n Roll Animal puts Axel Mate in a standing wristlock. Axel Mate is valiantly trying to break the hold.] VM: Well we heard before the match that Moon Dog is less than happy with Axels actions lately. [Axel Mate is struggling to reach the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal lets go after 15 seconds. Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Axel Mate down with a knee to the back. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a waistlock suplex, but Axel Mate counters it with an elbowsmash. Axel Mate throws Rock 'n Roll Animal out of the ring. Axel Mate jumps onto him with a running elbowdrop. Axel Mate uses flying headscissors on Rock 'n Roll Animal. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 1.] VM: Axel now sees Moon Dog at ring side. And no doubt, he's wondering why he's there. [Axel Mate reenters the ring. Rock 'n Roll Animal follows him back in. Axel Mate goes for a European uppercut, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it. Rock 'n Roll Animal executes an atomic drop on Axel Mate. Rock 'n Roll Animal puts Axel Mate in a sleeperhold. Axel Mate breaks the hold with a jawbreaker after 7 seconds.] JV: Now that's how you get out of a sleeperhold. [Axel Mate nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a European uppercut. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a punch on Axel Mate. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a bodyslam, but Axel Mate counters it with an elbowsmash. Axel Mate catches Rock 'n Roll Animal in a double chickenwing submission. Rock 'n Roll Animal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Axel Mate takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a fireman's carry. Axel Mate goes for a fisherman suplex, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it. Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Axel Mate into the ropes. Axel Mate goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with a punch. Axel Mate bumps into Sean Ceigersmidt.] VM: That punch was so powerful that it sent Axel crashing back into Referee Sean Ceigersmidt. [Axel picks up Rock 'n Roll Animal and starts choking him.] VM: Axel taking advantage of the downed ref and is now choking the life out of the World Champ. [Moon Dog Gator slips a piece of metal into his elbow pad then climbs into the ring and walks behind Axel Mate. He points to the air, starts rolling his fists around each other like he is hitting a speed bag, then tries to hit Axel with an elbow. However, Axel Mate moves out of the way and he nails Rock N' Roll Animal instead. Moon Dog looks around startled, before Axel Mate decks him with a hard right. Moon Dog rolls out of the ring. Jukebox Hero starts yelling at moon Dog who jogs back to the lockeroom slapping himself in the head the entire time.] VM: Moon Dog just hit Animal with that loaded elbowpad! And Animal is out cold! JV: You don't send a dog to do a man's job. [Axel revives the ref. Axel goes for the pin. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, three.] VM: And because of Moon Dog's blunder, Axel gets the win! ["Planet Boom" by Tommy Lee blares as Axel mate makes his way back to the lcokerrooms as the crowd boos loudly.] ML: Vee vinner ees Azel Mate!! Een a time uv 14:34! VM: I'm not sure if that's how Axel wanted to win. JV: Hey, a win is a win. VM: Don't go away. We still have the triangle Tag Team Title match after these message. --------------------- [Scene fades up to a black and white picture of an empty steel cage.] Announcer: The steel cage. One of the most brutal type of matches. [Flash of shots of Equalizer scrapping Doug Bacon's face across the cage. Gods Tears flying off the top of the cage with an elbowdrop, hitting the Original Gangsta.] Announcer: Now what happens if you put 8 men in the ring? And the only way to win is to knock a member of the opposing team out? [The number 32 appears on the screen.] Announcer: 32 men. [The number 8 appears on the screen.] Announcer: 8 teams. [The number 1 appears on the screen.] Announcer: 1 steel cage. St. Valentine's Day Massacre. February 14th, only on PPV. ------------------------- VM: Welcome back! It is now time for our main events. Let's go to Michael Huffer for the introductions. JV: What? He's been here? Why the hell hasn't he been doing all of the introductions instead of PePe LePew? VM: He refuses to announce more than one match per night. MH: Ladies and Gentlemen, are you ready? [Fans cheer] MH: Are You Ready?! [Fans cheer even louder] MH: Then lets get ready to RRRRRRRUUUUUUMMMMBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEE!!!!! [Crowd goes nuts.] MH: For the thousands of fans in attendance and the millions watching around the world, this match is for the SWF World Tag Team Titles. Introducing first, ["Song 2" by Blur starts to play.] being led to the ring by thier manager, Master Of Pain, weighing in at a combined weight of 520 pounds, wearing the black leather tights and the tiger print tights, they claim that they are the beltless champions, here are Sound & Fury!! [A huge double explosion goes off at the entrance to the arena. Sound & Fury run in hyped up as the song continues. Once they've arrived in the ring and run around it once, as the explosions happen once more. The crowd is cheering ecstatically. The music fades out and "Sleep When I'm Dead" by Bon Jovi starts to play.] MH: Next, weighing in at a combined weight of 536 pounds, in the torn black and grey tights and shirts, they are the former SWF Tag Team Champions and feel they should rightly be the tag team champions again after HardRock's interference last week on Triumphant Tuesday, here are The Living Dead!! [The arena is blacked out as the theme music plays, the only light is a series of strobe lights pulsing to the music. The crowd cheers them on though several boos can be heard. Much more so than usual as a result of their actions on Tuesday. As they enter the ring they stare at Sound & Fury as the music fades out and "Bow Down" by Westside Connection starts to play.] MH: And finally, being led to the ring by their manager, Tyra, weighing in at a combined weight 622 pounds, in the black tights with red lettering, they are defending their titles and their honor against the two teams that lay claim to their belts, here are the SWF Tag Team Champions, The Thugz!! [They emerge from the entrance. Flames shoot up behind them as they walk to the ring. The crowd boos loudly. They enter the ring and give the belts to referee Scott Thomas who holds the belts up high for everyone to see before giving them to a ringside official.] VM: All right what a match this is going to be. And it looks like Boom-Boom of Sound & Fury and Shocker of The Thugz will start things off. [They lock up. Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes The Shocker down with a bodyslam. Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a Big Leg Drop on The Shocker. Boom-Boom Obuhowich is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Boom-Boom Obuhowich runs into the ropes. The Shocker hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a shoulderblock. The Shocker nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a backbreaker. The Shocker poses for the crowd.] JV: Shocker doesn't have time to pose. The Thugz have to worry about two teams this time instead of just one. [A small "The Shocker" chant is being started. The Shocker places Boom-Boom Obuhowich on the turnbuckle. The Shocker uses a belly-to-back superplex on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.] VM: Shocker manages to superplex the big man. JV: Well Shocker is a big man too. They're both at the 7' mark with a wieght in the low 300's. [The Shocker kicks Boom-Boom Obuhowich. The crowd is cheering on The Shocker. Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits The Shocker. Boom-Boom Obuhowich chops The Shocker. Boom-Boom Obuhowich is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits The Shocker. Boom-Boom Obuhowich is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The crowd suddenly gets to its feet and starts cheering even louder.] JV: What? Is Moon Dog back? [Scene cuts to a shot of Hot Shot Donovan and Trisha Deneke making their way throgh the crowd to to their front row seats.] VM: Apparently Hot Shot wanted to see this match up close and in person. [Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips The Shocker into the ropes, but The Shocker reverses it. Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes The Shocker down with a bodyslam. Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a Big Leg Drop on The Shocker. The crowd is cheering on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Boom-Boom Obuhowich throws The Shocker out of the ring. Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes through the ropes. Master Of Pain comes from behind and distracts The Shocker. Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips The Shocker into the guardrail. Scott Thomas counts: 1.] VM: Now there are a bunch of side rules to this match. This is an elimination match, meaning that the last team standing will be the winners. Teams, including the champions, can be eliminated by countout or disqualification. And if the Thugs are disqualified or counted out, they will not retain the titles. JV: So what happens if Boom Boom and Shocker get themselves counted out right here? VM: The Living Dead get their easiest win and become the new champions. [Danny Bens comes over to make it two-on-one. Danny Bens nails The Shocker with a savate kick. Boom-Boom Obuhowich catches The Shocker in a double chickenwing submission. C-Murder comes over and lays out Danny Bens. The Shocker and C-Murder hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double choke slam. The Shocker whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the guardrail. The Shocker executes a forearm smash on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.] VM: And it looks like that could be a distinct possibility. [Scott Thomas counts: 2. The Shocker whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the guardrail. The Shocker executes a fallaway slam on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Scott Thomas counts: 3. The Shocker knocks Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ringpost. There are lots of chants for The Shocker. The Shocker whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the guardrail. Scott Thomas counts: 4. The Shocker knocks Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ringpost. The Shocker has the crowd going wild. The Shocker catches Boom-Boom Obuhowich in a camel clutch. Scott Thomas counts: 5. The Shocker reenters the ring. Boom-Boom Obuhowich follows him back in.] VM: Finally they make their way to the ring. JV: If I were the Dead, I would've gotten involved and made sure they both got counted out there. VM: Perhaps you should become their manager. JV: I would never manage baby snatchers. [The Shocker tags out to C-Murder. C-Murder and The Shocker hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double DDT. The Shocker leaves the ring. C-Murder nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a flying bulldog. The crowd is cheering on C-Murder. C-Murder uses a double-axhandle chop on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. C-Murder places Boom-Boom Obuhowich on the turnbuckle. C-Murder takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a top-rope DDT.] JV: Fried Bacon!! [Scott Thomas counts: One, two, Danny Bens makes the save. Boom-Boom Obuhowich has the crowd going wild.] VM: Danny has to save his partner to prevent from being eliminated from this match. [C-Murder begs off. Boom-Boom Obuhowich runs into the ropes. Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails C-Murder with a spinebuster slam. Scott Thomas counts: One, kickout. Boom-Boom Obuhowich complains about a slow count. The crowd is going crazy.] JV: What is with all these people that think a one ocunt is slow? [Danny Bens enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Danny Bens takes C-Murder down with a savate kick. Boom-Boom Obuhowich locks C-Murder in a double chickenwing submission. C-Murder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Danny Bens uses a savate kick on C-Murder.] VM: Nice double teaming by Sound & Fury. [Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a double chickenwing submission, but C-Murder blocks it. Danny Bens leaves the ring. C-Murder tags out to Rigor.] VM: And now the Thugz tag out to the Living Dead. JV: Smart move. Let the other 2 teams fight it out. The Thugz are the only ones that got something at risk here. [Rigor gets a double chickenwing submission on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Boom-Boom Obuhowich reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Rigor executes a gutwrench suplex on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up. Rigor gets a chinlock deathlock submission on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Boom-Boom Obuhowich tries to escape the hold. Boom-Boom Obuhowich reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Rigor tags out to C-Murder.] VM: Rigor decides that he's better off if the Thugz fight it out some more. [C-Murder executes a DDT on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. There are lots of chants for C-Murder. The Shocker enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Danny Bens enters the ring, but gets cut off. C-Murder and The Shocker whip Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes. They hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double elbowsmash. C-Murder and The Shocker hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double DDT. The Shocker uses a double underhook backbreaker on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. The chants for The Shocker are deafening. C-Murder nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a flying cross body press. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, Danny Bens makes the save.] JV: Boom-Boom is taking a beating. He really needs to tag out. [C-Murder has the crowd going wild. The Shocker leaves the ring. C-Murder tags out to Rigor. Rigor uses a Russian legsweep on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Rigor tags out to Mortis. Mortis and Rigor whip Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes. They hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double kick to the midsection. Rigor leaves the ring. Mortis runs into the ropes. Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Mortis with a backdrop. Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a bodyslam on Mortis. Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Mortis with a Big Leg Drop.] VM: Boom-Boom getting his second wind. JV: Make the tag you idiot. [The crowd is going crazy. Boom-Boom Obuhowich gets a standing wristlock on Mortis. Mortis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes Mortis down with a punch. Boom-Boom Obuhowich tags out to C-Murder.] VM: As if he were listening to Johnny, Boom-Boom tags out to C-Murder. C-Murder runs into the ropes. Mortis uses spinning headscissors on C-Murder. Mortis executes a superkick on C-Murder. Mortis is going for the pin. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, in the ropes...] VM: Mortis very close to eliminating the tag champs. [Mortis takes C-Murder down with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker. Mortis poses for the crowd. The crowd is cheering on Mortis. Mortis uses a superkick on C-Murder. Mortis tags out to Rigor.] JV: You know the teams have a real interesting choice. They can either tag in another team and rest up or tag in your partner to double team your opponent. [Rigor and Mortis whip C-Murder into the ropes. They hit C-Murder with a double elbowsmash. Mortis leaves the ring. Rigor takes C-Murder down with a dropkick to the knee. Rigor poses for the crowd. Rigor is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Rigor executes a fist to the midsection on C-Murder. Rigor catches C-Murder in a double chickenwing submission. C-Murder tries to escape the hold. C-Murder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Rigor tags out to Mortis. The Shocker enters the ring, but gets cut off. Mortis and Rigor whip C-Murder into the ropes. They hit C-Murder with a double backdrop. Rigor leaves the ring. Mortis whips C-Murder into the ropes, but C-Murder reverses it. Mortis bumps into Scott Thomas.] VM: And down goes Scott. JV: By the way, whats with all of the guys in yellow jackets tonight? VM: Brian Frenck has ordered that there be additional security for this match so that no on can interfere and that there be a clear undisputed winner. Basically, he doesn't want people to be able to cry foul over the outcome because of someone's actions. [C-Murder hits Mortis with a clothesline. C-Murder runs into the ropes. C-Murder misses with a clothesline. C-Murder hits Mortis with a shoulderblock. C-Murder runs into the ropes. C-Murder executes a dropkick on Mortis. C-Murder hits Mortis with a double-axhandle chop. Scott Thomas is back on the job.] VM: Scott Thomas back on the job without missing a single pinfall. [C-Murder tags out to The Shocker. Rigor enters the ring, but gets cut off. The Shocker and C-Murder whip Mortis into the ropes. The Shocker and C-Murder hit Mortis with a double choke slam. C-Murder hits a choke slam on Mortis.] JV: That's right make sure you drive the point home with that choke slam. [The Shocker places Mortis on the turnbuckle. The Shocker goes for the Drive By, but Mortis counters it with a fist to the midsection.] VM: Shocker tried to go for his top rope powerbomb but Mortis punches his way out of it then pushes him off the turnbuckle. [Mortis chops The Shocker. Mortis is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Mortis kicks The Shocker. The Shocker kicks Mortis. Mortis punches The Shocker. The crowd is cheering on Mortis. Mortis chops The Shocker. Mortis goes for a bulldog headlock, but The Shocker counters it with a back suplex.] JV: Mortis just landed on the back of his neck! [The Shocker takes Mortis down with a double underhook backbreaker. The Shocker attemps to place Mortis on the turnbuckle, but Mortis blocks it. The Shocker catches Mortis in a full nelson. Mortis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. The Shocker executes a fisherman suplex on Mortis. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is going into a frenzy. The Shocker whips Mortis into the turnbuckle, but Mortis reverses it. Mortis charges in with a thrust kick to the head, but The Shocker lifts his leg.] VM: Both men are tired and are in need of a tag. [The Shocker goes for a DDT, but Mortis blocks it. Mortis punches The Shocker. The crowd is cheering on Mortis. Mortis chops The Shocker. Mortis tags out to Rigor.] VM: Mortis brings in the other half of the Dead. [Rigor and Mortis whip The Shocker into the ropes. They attempt to hit The Shocker with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move. The Shocker hits them with a double clothesline. Mortis leaves the ring.] JV: Damn right you better leave the ring. You couldn't double team properly. VM: You sure you don't want to become their manager? JV: Positive. I learned my lesson after trying to manage Tuk Tuk. [The Shocker goes for a snap suplex, but Rigor counters it with a vertical suplex. The Shocker puts Rigor in a bearhug. Rigor is struggling to reach the ropes. Rigor reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. The Shocker whips Rigor into the turnbuckle. The Shocker runs shoulder-first into the corner. The Shocker goes for a bearhug, but Rigor counters it with a facerake. Rigor kicks The Shocker. Rigor is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The Shocker chops Rigor.] JV: The Shocker has been in there for a while. He should really make the tag. And if he's smart, he'll tag Sound & Fury. [The crowd is behind The Shocker all the way. Rigor hits The Shocker. The Shocker punches Rigor. Rigor kicks The Shocker. Rigor hits The Shocker. The crowd is cheering on Rigor. Rigor goes for a dropkick, but The Shocker counters it with a side step. The Shocker uses an atomic drop on Rigor.] VM: We are past the 10 minute mark although it makes no difference as this is a no time limit match. JV: I think we'll need it too. [The Shocker whips Rigor into the ropes, but Rigor reverses it. Rigor hits The Shocker with a backdrop. Rigor is going for the pin. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up. Rigor locks The Shocker in a full nelson. The Shocker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Rigor takes The Shocker down with a Russian legsweep. The Shocker runs into the ropes. Rigor takes The Shocker down with a dropkick to the knee. Rigor nails The Shocker with a dropkick to the knee.] JV: That'll tear up a couple ligaments. [Rigor whips The Shocker into the ropes. Rigor nails The Shocker with a spinebuster slam. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. Rigor is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Rigor gets a double chickenwing submission on The Shocker. The Shocker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Rigor goes for a gutwrench suplex, but The Shocker blocks it. The Shocker hits Rigor with a flying clothesline. The Shocker takes Rigor down with an atomic drop. The Shocker hits Rigor.] VM: Shocker, despitte the amount of time he has been in there, is still doing surprisingly well. [The Shocker has the crowd going wild. Rigor hits The Shocker. Rigor punches The Shocker. The crowd is really behind Rigor. The Shocker begs off. The Shocker nails Rigor with a fisherman suplex. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. The Shocker goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Rigor counters it with a backdrop. Rigor is going for the pin. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, C-Murder makes the save.] VM: C-Murder now saving his partner so they can hold on to the belts for at least a few more minutes. [The Shocker takes Rigor down with an avalanche. The Shocker has the crowd going wild. The Shocker tags out to C-Murder.] JV: Really should've tagged Sound & Fury. They've been getting quite a rest over there. [Mortis enters the ring, but gets cut off. C-Murder and The Shocker hit Rigor with a double DDT. The Shocker attemps to place Rigor on the turnbuckle, but Rigor blocks it. The Shocker leaves the ring. C-Murder goes for a choke slam, but Rigor counters it with a kick to the midsection. Rigor goes for the Rigor Vigor, but C-Murder counters it with an earringer.] VM: Rigor tried to go for his Noogie submission hold but C-Murder smartly slaps his ears to break the hold. [C-Murder uses a bodyslam on Rigor. C-Murder executes a monkey flip on Rigor. C-Murder goes for an elbowdrop, but Rigor counters it with a roll away. Rigor executes a kick to the midsection on C-Murder. Rigor executes the Rigor Vigor on C-Murder. C-Murder is valiantly trying to break the hold. C-Murder is inching his way towards the ropes.] VM: He's got the Rigor Vigor on!!! JV: C-Murder is being noogied to death! [C-Murder summons one last burst of energy. Scott Thomas asks C-Murder if he's had enough. C-Murder shakes his head.] VM: They are right in the center of the ring. There's no way C-Murder will be able to grab those ropes. [Scott Thomas tells C-Murder to respond or he'll stop the fight. C-Murder nods. C-Murder breaks the hold after 36 seconds. C-Murder tags out to The Shocker.] VM: C-Murder somehow breaks out of the hold and makes the depsreation tag to his partner. JV: Again allowing Sound & Fury to rest up on the outside. [The Shocker and C-Murder hit Rigor with a double choke slam. C-Murder hits Rigor with a belly-to-belly suplex. The Shocker hits Rigor with a flying bulldog. The crowd is behind The Shocker all the way. Mortis enters the ring and lays out C-Murder. Mortis leaves the ring. Rigor runs into the ropes. Rigor misses with an elbow. Rigor hits The Shocker with a dropkick to the knee.] JV: That guy's going to be needing knee surgery after this match. [Rigor whips The Shocker into the ropes. The Shocker goes for a bearhug, but Rigor counters it with a facerake. Rigor runs into the ropes. The Shocker hits Rigor with a shoulderblock. The Shocker tags out to C-Murder.] JV: I swear, it's like they totally forgot about Sound & Fury. [C-Murder and The Shocker whip Rigor into the ropes. They attempt to hit Rigor with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Rigor hits them with a double clothesline. The chants for Rigor are deafening. The Shocker leaves the ring. Rigor goes for a powerslam, but C-Murder counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. C-Murder tags out to The Shocker.] JV: Someone did explain the rules of a triangle match to them right? [C-Murder nails Rigor with a spin kick. The Shocker puts Rigor in a full nelson. Rigor tries to escape the hold. Rigor reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. C-Murder takes Rigor down with a dropkick. The Shocker executes a crucifix on Rigor. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up. C-Murder leaves the ring. The Shocker uses a forearm smash on Rigor. The Shocker goes for a fisherman suplex, but Rigor blocks it. The Shocker begs off. Rigor nails The Shocker with a powerslam. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.] VM: Near pins for both sides there. [The crowd is going into a frenzy. The Shocker goes for a backbreaker, but Rigor blocks it. Rigor takes The Shocker down with a gutwrench suplex. Scott Thomas counts: One, kickout. Rigor whips The Shocker into the ropes. Rigor gets an armbar submission on The Shocker.] JV: The Thugz are obviously tired. Look at how hard it is fro Shocker to get out of a simple armbar submission. [The Shocker tries to fight the pain. The Shocker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21 seconds. Rigor whips The Shocker into the turnbuckle, but The Shocker reverses it. The Shocker runs shoulder-first into the corner. The Shocker uses a backbreaker on Rigor. Rigor runs into the ropes. The Shocker hits Rigor with a shoulderblock. The Shocker nails Rigor with a choke slam. The Shocker goes for an inverted power bomb, but Rigor blocks it. Rigor whips The Shocker into the ropes, but The Shocker reverses it. The Shocker takes Rigor down with a choke slam. The Shocker nails Rigor with an inverted power bomb. The crowd erupts. The Shocker throws Rigor out of the ring.] VM: And now Shocker has decided to take things outisde and let it get hardcore. [The Shocker goes through the ropes. The Shocker hits Rigor with a jack-knife power bomb. Scott Thomas counts: 1. Scott Thomas counts: 2. The Shocker whips Rigor into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Shocker whips Rigor into the guardrail. The Shocker nails Rigor with a double underhook piledriver.] JV: He's definitely taking advantage of Rigor out there. [Scott Thomas counts: 3. The Shocker goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Rigor counters it with a facerake. Rigor knocks The Shocker into the ringsteps. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rigor. Rigor whips The Shocker into the guardrail. Mortis comes over to make it two-on-one.] VM: And now Sound & Fury could be getting the belts the easy way. [Mortis goes for a thrust kick to the head, but The Shocker counters it with a duck-down move. The Shocker whips Rigor into the guardrail. The Shocker throws Rigor back into the ring. The Shocker tags out to C-Murder. C-Murder executes a jumping DDT on Rigor. C-Murder has the crowd going wild. C-Murder tags The Shocker.] JV: SOUND & FURY!! VM: I don't think they care about that. It looks like they're going for the 187! [C-Murder nails Rigor with a superkick. The Shocker executes a reverse flying elbowdrop and goes for the pin.] VM: THEY NAILED IT! [Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... kickout.] VM: RIGOR KICKED OUT! I don't know how, but Rigor just barely kicked out in time. [C-Murder enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Mortis enters the ring and lays out C-Murder. Rigor and Mortis hit The Shocker with a double flying axhandle. Mortis leaves the ring. Rigor nails The Shocker with a powerslam. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. Rigor nails The Shocker with a dropkick to the knee. Rigor runs into the ropes. The Shocker hits Rigor with an elbow.] VM: We are now past the 20 minute mark and still no team has been eliminated. [C-Murder enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Shocker and C-Murder hit Rigor with a double DDT. C-Murder leaves the ring. The Shocker takes Rigor down with a snap suplex. The crowd is giving The Shocker a standing ovation. The Shocker goes for a bearhug, but Rigor counters it with a punch. Rigor locks The Shocker in a sleeperhold. The Shocker is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Shocker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Rigor takes The Shocker down with a headbutt.] JV: The way it is right now, I think Sound & Fury could take out both teams easily. They've been sitting on the side for almost 15 minutes. [Rigor executes a gutwrench suplex on The Shocker. Scott Thomas counts: One, kickout. Mortis enters the ring. Rigor lifts The Shocker up. Mortis nails The Shocker with the Autopsy and goes for the pin.] VM: SUPER FLYING AX-HANDLE!!! AND THE COVER!! [Scott Thomas counts: One, two, C-Murder makes the save.] VM: No! C-Murder makes the save. [Rigor tags out to Boom-Boom Obuhowich.] VM: And Rigor, disgusted that he wasn't able to put away the Thugz brings Boom-Boom in. JV: About time. [Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a headbutt, but The Shocker blocks it. The Shocker throws Boom-Boom Obuhowich out of the ring. Scott Thomas counts: one, two, Boom-Boom Obuhowich reenters the ring. The Shocker executes a double underhook piledriver on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. The crowd is going into a frenzy. The Shocker nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with an atomic drop.] JV: Boom-Boom is doing pretty bad against a guy who's been working for the past 15 minutes. [Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a powerslam, but The Shocker counters it with a lariat. The Shocker executes a double underhook piledriver on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. The Shocker places Boom-Boom Obuhowich on the turnbuckle. The Shocker executes a belly-to-back superplex on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. The Shocker whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the turnbuckle, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich reverses it. Boom-Boom Obuhowich runs shoulder-first into the corner. Danny Bens enters the ring. Boom-Boom Obuhowich lifts The Shocker up.] VM: It looks like their going for the Shake 'N Bake! [Danny Bens nails The Shocker with the Shake 'N Bake and goes for the pin. The crowd is behind Danny Bens all the way. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, three.] VM: THE THUGZ HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!! WE ARE GOING TO HAVE NEW CHAMPIONS TONIGHT!!!! JV: Calm down McMihn. You remind me of Harry Carey yelling "The Cubs win the penant!" [The Thugz have been eliminated. The crowd is behind Danny Bens all the way. Rigor enters the ring. Danny Bens runs into the ropes. Rigor misses with a shoulderblock. Danny Bens goes for a handspring bodyblock, but Rigor counters it with a side step. Rigor hits a Tombstone on Danny Bens. Rigor poses for the crowd.] JV: No time for posing! There's gold at stake! [The crowd is giving Rigor a standing ovation. Rigor goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Danny Bens counters it with a side step. Danny Bens hits Rigor with flying headscissors.] VM: Danny Bens showing off his aerial skills there. [Rigor puts Danny Bens in an armbar submission. Danny Bens is valiantly trying to break the hold. Danny Bens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Rigor hits Danny Bens. The crowd is giving Rigor a standing ovation. Rigor chops Danny Bens. The crowd is behind Rigor all the way. Danny Bens kicks Rigor. Danny Bens runs into the ropes. Rigor hits Danny Bens with a backdrop. Rigor uses a dropkick on Danny Bens. Rigor takes Danny Bens down with a Tombstone. The crowd erupts. Danny Bens goes for a back heel kick, but Rigor counters it with a low blow. Rigor tags out to Mortis.] VM: Guess they don't really have any choice as to who they can tag now. [Rigor nails Danny Bens with a flying forearm. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rigor. Mortis goes for a sleeperhold, but Danny Bens counters it with a jawbreaker. Rigor leaves the ring. Mortis runs into the ropes. Danny Bens uses an armdrag takedown on Mortis. Danny Bens executes a spin kick on Mortis. Danny Bens punches Mortis. The chants for Danny Bens are deafening. Danny Bens kicks Mortis. The crowd is behind Danny Bens all the way. Danny Bens kicks Mortis. The crowd is behind Danny Bens all the way.] VM: Danny bens using a bit of Martial Arts against the former champs. [Danny Bens goes for a palm blow, but Mortis blocks it. Mortis puts Danny Bens in a chokehold. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, three, four. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, three, four.] JV: Mortis better be careful. If he gets disqualified, that means Sound & Fury gets the gold. [Mortis runs into the ropes. Danny Bens goes for a back heel kick, but Mortis counters it with a duck-down move. Mortis whips Danny Bens into the ropes, but Danny Bens reverses it. Danny Bens tags out to Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens hit Mortis with a double flying axhandle.] JV: And notice how smart Master Of Pain is. He is staying far away from that ring. He doesn't want to give Scott Thomas the slightest reason to disqualify his team. [Rigor enters the ring and lays out Danny Bens. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rigor. Mortis and Rigor hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double flying axhandle. Rigor leaves the ring. Mortis nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a handspring elbow. The chants for Mortis are deafening. Rigor enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Mortis and Rigor whip Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes. They hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double clothesline.] VM: The Dead are getting away with a lot of double teaming right now. [Rigor leaves the ring. Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Mortis into the turnbuckle. Boom-Boom Obuhowich charges in with a football tackle. Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a bodyslam, but Mortis counters it with an elbowsmash. Mortis uses a punch on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Mortis goes for a faceslam, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it. Boom-Boom Obuhowich gets a full nelson on Mortis. Mortis is struggling to reach the ropes.] VM: We have passed the 25 minute mark. JV: You knew this was going to be a long match with three great teams like these. [Mortis tries to escape the hold. Mortis breaks the hold after 8 seconds. Mortis tags out to Rigor. Rigor and Mortis hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double flying axhandle. Danny Bens enters the ring and throws Mortis out of the ring. The chants for Danny Bens are deafening. Danny Bens leaves the ring. Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a headbutt, but Rigor blocks it. Rigor uses a fist to the midsection on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Rigor chops Boom-Boom Obuhowich. The chants for Rigor are deafening. Boom-Boom Obuhowich punches Rigor.] VM: I think it's time for Boom-Boom to tag out. He has been on the receiving end of a lot of double teaming. [Rigor hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich. The crowd is behind Rigor all the way. Mortis enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Danny Bens enters the ring and lays out Mortis. Danny Bens leaves the ring. Boom-Boom Obuhowich runs into the ropes. Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Rigor with a clothesline. Rigor falls out of the ring. Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes through the ropes. Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for the Choke Slam, but Rigor counters it with a kick to the midsection. Scott Thomas counts: 1.] JV: So what happens if they both get counted out here? VM: I don't know. I suppose either it would go to Sound & Fury since they eliminated The Thugz or the belts would be declared vacant. JV: Well let's hope that doesn't happen. It's bad enough the International belt is vacant. [Rigor goes for the Rigor Vigor, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with a gutwrench suplex. The crowd is giving Boom-Boom Obuhowich a standing ovation. Scott Thomas counts: 2. Boom-Boom Obuhowich knocks Rigor into the ringsteps. Rigor is busted wide open. Danny Bens comes over to make it two-on-one.] VM: Danny coming over to help his partner who just caused a nice gash on Rigor's forehead. [Mortis comes over, but gets cut off. Danny Bens goes for a spin kick, but Rigor counters it with a duck-down move. Danny Bens hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Rigor nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a spinebuster slam. Rigor whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the guardrail. Scott Thomas counts: 3. Rigor reenters the ring. Boom-Boom Obuhowich follows him back in. Rigor is going for the pin. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.] VM: Rigor tried to catch the big man off guard as he rolled into the ring but to no avail. [Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Rigor into the ropes. Boom-Boom Obuhowich puts Rigor in a full nelson. Rigor is struggling to reach the ropes. Rigor tries to escape the hold. Rigor is valiantly trying to break the hold. Rigor reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Rigor. Boom-Boom Obuhowich punches Rigor. Boom-Boom Obuhowich kicks Rigor.] JV: So far, most of Boom-Boom's offense has been these low impact moves. If he wants the gold, he's going to have to start nailing those big moves. [The crowd is giving Boom-Boom Obuhowich a standing ovation. Rigor chops Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Rigor punches Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Rigor. The crowd is giving Boom-Boom Obuhowich a standing ovation. Rigor punches Boom-Boom Obuhowich. The chants for Rigor are deafening. Rigor catches Boom-Boom Obuhowich in a sleeperhold. Boom-Boom Obuhowich is valiantly trying to break the hold. Boom-Boom Obuhowich reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Rigor tags out to Mortis. Danny Bens enters the ring, but gets cut off. Mortis and Rigor hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double flying axhandle. Danny Bens gets back up and lays out Rigor. Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens hit Mortis with a double flying axhandle. Danny Bens leaves the ring.] VM: What goes around comes around. [Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes Mortis down with a headbutt. Boom-Boom Obuhowich tags out to Danny Bens. Danny Bens runs into the ropes. Mortis hits a bulldog headlock on Danny Bens. Mortis tags out to Rigor. Rigor puts Danny Bens in a chinlock deathlock submission. Danny Bens breaks the hold after 10 seconds. Danny Bens kicks Rigor. Danny Bens punches Rigor.] VM: Danny doesn't seem to be having much luck either. [The chants for Danny Bens are deafening. Rigor punches Danny Bens. Rigor kicks Danny Bens. Rigor uses a low blow on Danny Bens. Rigor tags out to Mortis.] VM: The Dead seem to be using the quick tag strategy while Sound & Fury are making their tags less frequently. JV: Well each style has it's own advantages and disadvantages. You just gotta decide which strategy works best for you. [Danny Bens hits a DDT on Mortis. The chants for Danny Bens are deafening. Danny Bens whips Mortis into the ropes, but Mortis reverses it. Mortis hits Danny Bens with a clothesline. Danny Bens falls out of the ring. Mortis jumps onto him with a plancha, but Danny Bens moves out of the way.] VM: Nobody Home! [They're brawling inside the ring area. Mortis hits Danny Bens with a faceslam. Scott Thomas counts: 1. Mortis poses for the crowd. The crowd is behind Mortis all the way. Mortis goes for a superkick, but Danny Bens counters it with a duck-down move. Scott Thomas counts: 2. Scott Thomas counts: 3. Danny Bens nails Mortis with a tiger suplex. Danny Bens knocks Mortis into the ringsteps. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Danny Bens. Danny Bens whips Mortis into the guardrail. Scott Thomas counts: 4. Scott Thomas counts: 5.] JV: Get back in the ring guys. You don't want this to be a double countout. [Danny Bens goes for a cartwheel kick, but Mortis counters it with a side step. Scott Thomas counts: 6. Mortis hits Danny Bens with a punch. Scott Thomas counts: 7. Mortis whips Danny Bens into the guardrail.] VM: They're cutting it awfully close. [Mortis goes for a flying clothesline, but Danny Bens counters it with a duck-down move. Danny Bens reenters the ring. Mortis follows him back in. Danny Bens tags out to Boom-Boom Obuhowich.] VM: They make it back in and now the big man is the legal person for Sound & Fury. [Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Mortis into the ropes. They hit Mortis with a double kick to the midsection. Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Mortis into the ropes. They hit Mortis with a double backdrop. Danny Bens leaves the ring. Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a neck snap on Mortis. Danny Bens enters the ring. Boom-Boom Obuhowich lifts Mortis up.] VM: They're going for the Shake 'N Bake!! [Hot Shot Donovan suddenly jumps over the guardrail and tries to make it into the ring. But 12 security guards immediately wrestle him to the ground. Danny Bens nails Mortis with the Shake 'N Bake and goes for the pin. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Danny Bens. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, Rigor makes the save.] VM: Rigor saves his partner and it looks like Donovan did not want Sound & Fury to become the new champions as he tried to interfere right there. The Security guards are now hauling him back to the dressing rooms and Trisha is following him. [Rigor is bleeding profusely. Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a kick to the midsection on Mortis. Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a ropeburn, but Mortis blocks it. Mortis executes a punch on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Mortis hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a faceslam. The chants for Mortis are deafening. Mortis tags Rigor. Rigor lifts Boom-Boom Obuhowich up.] VM: And now the Dead are going for the Autopsy!! [Mortis nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with the Autopsy and goes for the pin. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, Danny Bens makes the save.] VM: No! This time Danny Bens makes the save. and we have just past the 30 minute mark in this match. [Rigor puts Boom-Boom Obuhowich in a figure-four leglock. Boom-Boom Obuhowich reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Rigor takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a DDT. Rigor is bleeding profusely. Rigor goes for spinning headscissors, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with a throw-off. Danny Bens enters the ring to make it two-on-one.] JV: I think Sound & Fury need to keep Danny in there. He's had the better success tonight by far. [Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Rigor into the ropes. They attempt to hit Rigor with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Danny Bens leaves the ring. Rigor hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a DDT. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a hangman, but Rigor counters it with a reverse neckbreaker. Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a forearm to the back, but Rigor counters it with a side step. Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Rigor with a powerslam. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Danny Bens enters the ring.] VM: I think they're going to go for thier finisher again!! [Boom-Boom Obuhowich lifts Rigor up. Danny Bens nails Rigor with the Shake 'N Bake and goes for the pin. The crowd erupts. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, three.] VM: THEY DID IT!!! WE HAVE NEW CHAMPIONS!!! WE HAVE NEW CHAMPIONS!!!! JV: THE CUBS WIN!! THE CUBS WIN!!! HOLY COW! THE CUBS WIN THE PENANT!!! ["Song 2" by Blur starts to play as Master Of Pain runs into the ring and Scott Thomas hands the belts to Sound & Fury. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Danny Bens.] MH: The winners and NEW SWF Tag Team Champions, Sound & Fury!!! In a time of 33:50!!! VM: Oh what a match! And what a night it has been. Unfortunatly we are way over time. So we'll see you next week from the Baltimore Arena. So long! [fade to black.]