OOC: For those of you that have not seen the WWF PPV… we would like to tell you that due to an accident Owen Hart has died… our thoughts and prayers are with his family…. ================================================================== [Scene fades to the outside of the Charlotte Coliseum, in Charlotte, North Carolina where Vendors have set up there booths of SWF materials. Camera breaks away to the crowd seated in stadium area. Many are holding signs up for their favorite wrestlers. One sign shows Godzilla and the Taco Bell Dog in wrestling gear. Next to the figures we see "Taco Bell Supports the MIA.” Sign next to is says The UFO's really run the SWF. One fan holds up a sign that says the fix is in for Y2K. A poster on the wall states "Drink GT Beer for the taste of it". Cutting away to the outside of the arena we still see a long line of people waiting to get in. Many of them are wearing trademark merchandise of their favorite stable or member. One large fellow is draped in a jesters outfit while another wears a Trinity T-shirt with matching hat. A third man has a Budman beer and wearing a Tee shirt that says "The Copycat - a man of a thousand outfits" . Camera pans to the side entrance where a black limo with the license plate "Mr. Shhh" pulls up. Shot of Brandon Hudson and Ernie Lee as they enter the announcer's Booth.] BH: Welcome fans to SWF Slaughterhouse here live from Charlotte, North Carolina! [Fireworks go off near the entrance.] BH: I’m Brandon Hudson and with me as always is the man who needs no introduction. EL: You bet your ass I need an introduction, and make it snappy. BH: The one… the only… “Evil” Ernie Lee. EL: Tonight’s the night, Hudson. Last week’s Slaughterhouse was supposed to be one of the biggest events in SWF history, but this week’s show is gonna really blow everyone away. BH: I think you might be right, Ernie. We’ve got a main event in which The Equalizer takes on a mystery opponent. In addition, there will be four titles on the line tonight. The Kold Blooded Killaz defend the titles against No Mercy, Brain Frenck puts the Cruiserweight belt on the line when he faces Y2K, I-C Champ Tanner Boyle defends against “The Man With The Plan” Pat McNeill, and of course Headhunter defends the heavyweight championship of the world. EL: We don’t know who Double H will be defending the title against tonight, so that should be interesting. Speaking of surprises, I have a big one tonight. BH: You? EL: Oh yeah, right here live on Slaughterhouse tonight… Ernie Lee is shocking the world with the biggest announcement in Slaughterhouse history. BH: Somehow I doubt that. EL: You just wait, Hudson. BH: Speaking of mysteries. One of the biggest mysteries in the SWF recently has been the activities of the Union of Former Owners, especially "The Man with the Plan" Pat McNeill. We will see both UFO members in action later tonight. However, Dean Obermann had the opportunity to catch up with Pat McNeill earlier today for this exclusive interview. EL: Obermann? He’s back on the payroll? Oh well, better than Gardiner. BH: Let’s take a look at that now. (We cut to a film clip of Dean Obermann, wearing his SWF blazer, walking into a posh restaurant.) DO: Hi, fans, Dean Obermann here. I am inside the exclusive Bravo restaurant at the Adams Mark hotel here in Charlotte, where I am the guest of the self-proclaimed "Man with the Plan" Pat McNeill and his lovely manager Kirsten. (The camera follows Dean into a quieter portion of the restaurant, where Pat, Kirtsen and Gino are seated at a corner table. Pat is wearing an SWF golf shirt and slacks, while Kirsten has on a frilly top and denim skirt. Gino is wearing a black T-shirt and jeans. The trio shake hands and Dean has a seat.) DO: Mr. McNeill, Kirsten, thank you for agreeing to this interview. Pat: No problem. (Dean motions toward Gino.) DO: First of all, who is this gentleman? Pat: Well, if you're a fan of our sport, you'll recognize "Gino" as The Combat Kid, a star of the Mid-Atlantic indy circuit, who is now my personal bodyguard. I'm getting more paranoid as I get older. But you're not really paranoid if someone's out to get you, right Dean Mean? DO: Ahhh... Pat: This isn't going to be one of those 30 minute rambling interviews like you get from Double H or Fatal Fury. I'm got a big night to prepare for. Let's get to the point. DO: Fine. One week ago, you had an envelope delivered to Mr. Shhh. Would you like to share your "master plan" with us? Pat: Thought you'd never ask. (A waiter drops off some breadsticks as Pat folds his arms on the table.) Pat: Do you know what a "golden parachute" is, Dean? DO: Well, ahhh... Kirsten: No, it's not a sex thing... Pat: If you're a top executive at a top company, like I was, you demand certain protections in your contract, such as stock options, severance pay...I've got all those...But I also have... (He pulls out his contract from under the table.) Pat: ...the right to finance and promote Supreme Wrestling Federation shows outside of North America for a period of one year after leaving the SWF. And the right to distribute those shows via pay-per-view technology outside of the United States and Canada, and retain the profits. DO: Wait a minute. You're going to promote SWF shows overseas? (Pat smiles.) Pat: Just one. (He pulls out a much larger contract.) Pat: I have paid the SWF their talent fee. I have put up a large chunk of my own money. And on Saturday night, June 26th, the Union of Former Owners will present "SWF Battle of Britain" live from the London Arena. This show will be broadcast on pay-per-view via Sky Box Office throughout the UK and Ireland. DO: Can you do that? Pat: Yes. That envelope you're so curious about contained the contract plus a check to cover the talent fee I have to pay the SWF to use their wrestlers. DO: Can't they stop you? (Pat smirks and leans forward on the table.) Pat: Maybe they could, Dean. But I have already paid them their money, and I have to give Mr. Shhh a portion of the profits. If he's smart, he'll figure out that he can go along with us and maybe get himself out of the red. (Dean shakes his head.) Dean: I don't understand. If you're out to get Mr. Shhh, why do this? Pat: First, I stand to make a lot of money off this. Second, for one night, I will be in control of the SWF. I book the matches. I assign the referees. I make the stipulations. And third, I can use any wrestler under SWF contract. (Pat takes his glasses and faces the camera directly.) Pat: And I mean ANY wrestler, Alex. Think about that. And maybe you'll figure it out. (The food arrives at the table. Pat McNeill unfolds his napkin. Gino stands up and get in front of the cameraman.) Gino: Interview's over, buddy. DO: But... (The shot fades back to the arena.) BH: I’m told that we’re gonna start things off big tonight with the World Title Bout. Any ideas on who the challenger will be? EL: Someone who deserves it I’m sure. It was a little surprising to find Shhh signing for a Hunter vs. Fury vs. Dodger match for Beach Brawl. He also promised that their respective feuds amongst each other will come to a close that night. It should be big. BH: Let’s send it down to Rick Ascott. RA: This contest is scheduled for one fall. It is for the SWF World Heavyweight Title. [The crowd cheers loudly. “99 Bottles of Beer” begins to blare over the speaker system.] RA: Introducing first... Hailing from Canada... Weighing in at 335 pounds... DEAF BACON!!!!! [Deaf Bacon emerges from the curtains and stops just a few feet out. Fireworks explode all around him.] BH: Give me a break. THIS is the number one contender to the World Title? EL: He’s got the record to back it up, Hudson! BH: And what’s this about him being from Canada? Last I heard it was England. Then there’s the deal with introducing him at 335 lbs. Leopard is nowhere close! EL: It’s the beer. It’ll do it to ya everytime. [Many fans pat him on the back as he heads for the ring. As he gets onto the second step, he gently taps his fists against his face and screams loudly. Deaf Bacon enters the ring and his music is quickly replaced with "You can Hate Me Now" by NAS.] RA: His opponent... Accompanied to the ring by Destiny... Fighting out of Calgary, Alberta, Canada... Weighing in at 252 pounds... The SWF World Heavyweight Champion... THE HEADHUNTER!!!!! [The Headhunter steps through the curtains to a chorus of boos. Destiny steps out just behind him and wraps her arms around his waist, running her hands across the World Heavyweight Title. Headhunter smiles and looks back at her.] BH: Well here we go… possibly the most conceited couple in the history of the SWF. Destiny is a devil of a woman too. She is not above interfering in matches to help her man, and lord knows she’s had a lot of em. EL: Well that was very unprofessional of you. BH: I call em like I see em. [The Headhunter steps into the ring and hands his World belt to Andy Mandosa who holds it up in the air. The crowd is cheering wildly. Headhunter’s music dies down as Andy Mandosa calls for the bell.] BH: This wasn’t quite what we expected as far as World Title matches go, but hell I guess it’s better than nothing. EL: Come on! This is one of the most electrifying title bouts in the history of our sport! [Deaf Bacon charges The Headhunter. The Headhunter takes Deaf Bacon down with a punch. The Headhunter looks to the camera and smirks. The Headhunter places Deaf Bacon on the turnbuckle. The Headhunter uses a top-rope DDT on Deaf Bacon. Andy Mandosa counts: One] BH: Fried Bac… I mean top-rope DDT by the World Champ, and this is probably gonna be all of it. [two] BH: Mandosa checks the shoulders… two count… [shoulder up.] BH: Not a three just yet. EL: Deaf Bacon looks to be in the greatest condition of his life. You think he’s been working out quite a bit lately? BH: Maybe in the “Tiger” Tom Pho gym. [The Headhunter runs into the ropes. The Headhunter executes a backspin DDT on Deaf Bacon. The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!". A portion of the crowd is cheering The Headhunter.] BH: Another DDT from Headhunter, and I would not be too surprised to see each and every DDT in his arsenal pulled out tonight. There’s not too much chance of a counter. EL: I hear some cheers for the Family Champ! BH: Yeah his fan club is apparently out here tonight. All six of em. EL: More than Equalizer’s got! [The Headhunter whips Deaf Bacon into the ropes. The Headhunter nails Deaf Bacon with a clothesline. The Headhunter lifts Deaf Bacon by his hair. The Headhunter slaps Deaf Bacon. The Headhunter climbs to the second turnbuckle and points to himself. A wave of boos is going through the crowd.] BH: Can you believe this guy? He’s always been a bit on the cocky side, but ever since joining up with the Family… well, he’s just been the most arrogant son of a gun I have ever seen. EL: See that World Title Belt? That means he has a right to be cocky. He’s the best of the best, and no one else in the league can claim that spot. [The Headhunter walks across the ring. The Headhunter climbs to the second turnbuckle and points to himself. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Deaf Bacon is back to his feet.] BH: Headhunter is doing nothing more than wasting time here. He knows he has this match won, and he’s just playing around. This is not what a World Champion is supposed to be about. EL: He just needs time to rest. This is quite possibly the greatest challenge Double H will ever face as the champ. [The Headhunter jumps down from the turnbuckle and turns around. Deaf Bacon executes a spear on The Headhunter. The crowd is going wild.] EL: Bacon with the spear! That’s the set-up move! It’s all over! BH: You can say that again. The spear always seems to be the set-up for the opponent’s finisher. [Deaf Bacon gives the sign for Fried Bacon. Deaf Bacon tries to place The Headhunter on the turnbuckle, but The Headhunter counters with a throw-off. Deaf Bacon charges The Headhunter. The Headhunter executes the Hit on Deaf Bacon. The Headhunter goes for the pin. Andy Mandosa counts: One] BH: There’s The Hit… and this one is all over. [two] EL: Fried, fried, baconized. [three. The crowd is booing The Headhunter.] RA: Ladies and gentlemen… the winner of the match and STILL SWF World Heavyweight Champion… THE HEADHUNTER!!!!! ["You can Hate Me Now" by NAS again begins to play over the arena speaker system as Destiny climbs into the ring and places the World Title Belt on Headhunter’s shoulder. Fans are beginning to throw trash into the ring.] BH: Well there you go. In our opening Slaughterhouse contest, The Headhunter successfully defends the title against Deaf Bacon. Who would’ve guessed it. EL: The streak continues. Simply unbelievable. BH: Yup. As we prepare for our next match of the evening, let’s talk a little about Beach Brawl. A little light has been shed on this year’s event. As we mentioned earlier, Headhunter will be defending his title in a match against Fatal Fury and The Artful Dodger. EL: We’ve received some word on the rules of this match. It will not be elimination style, so whoever gets the pin gets the belt. Absolutely anyone of those three guys could walk out the champ that night. BH: Will Fatal Fury’s dreams come true? Will Fury take his first World Title? It could very well happen at Beach Brawl. EL: It’s also been made official that The Equalizer will fight The Mad Hatter in a Chaos Rules Match. Of course, E can’t be too happy that Pagan has been named the second referee for the match. That means he’s in charge of the wheel. We all know what happens when Pagan gets involved in a Chaos Rules Match. BH: Absolutely. Don’t expect that to be a fair fight at all. In addition to that, Gods Tears will get his match against Mr. Meteorite #666. They are calling it a mask vs. career match. If Meteorite takes the win, Gods Tears is out of the SWF forever. There’s a lot riding on this one. EL: Mr. Meteorite #667 says that Meteorite #666 has failed his mission, but I think he’s doing quite well. I mean, he has backed GT into a fight with his career on the line. No one has ever done that to the former Toughman Champ before. We could be seeing the end of an era. BH: Now as of right now, we don’t know who the number one contenders to the tag titles will be at Beach Brawl, but we aren’t sure who the champs will be either. The winners of tonight’s KBK/No Mercy bout will be facing the winners of a tag team battle royal… scheduled to take place next week on Slaughterhouse. I think no matter what, we will be seeing a rematch between these two teams at Beach Brawl. EL: I can’t agree with you, Hudson. I know who is gonna win that battle royal, but you… just like everyone else… will have to wait to see for yourself. BH: Fair enough. It should be a tremendous match. I’m being told that we are ready to get to our next match. It’s a Cruiserweight Championship match, and Rick Ascott is standing by for the introductions. Take it away, Rick. RA: This following contest is scheduled for one fall… It is for the SWF Cruiserweight Title. [The crowd erupts with cheers as "2,000 Man" by KISS blares over the sound system.] RA: Introducing first... Led to the ring by Melanie... Hailing from Greenwich CT.... Weighing in at 235 pounds... Yancy K. Kilpatrick… Y 2 K !!!!! [Lights flash on and off eratically, the sound system gets screwy, and fireworks begin to fizzle off as Y2K and Melanie step through the curtains onto the ramp. Y2K looks to the camera and motions the belt around his waist before proceeding to the ring.] BH: He’s been one of the most celebrated young talents to enter the SWF in years, he finished second in the cruiserweight battle royal, and now he’s getting the shot that everyone knows he deserves. Y2K could very well be the man to dethrone Brian Frenck of that Cruiserweight Title. EL: I’m sure Frenck doesn’t want to go back to that locker room with the pain of wrestler’s picking on him for losing that belt on his first title defense. You know Frenck, he always has something up his sleeves. [Y2K enters the ring as his music fades into "Cities On Flames" by Blue Oyster Cult"] RA: His opponent... Accompanied to the ring by Pat McNeill… From San Ramon, CA... Weighing in at 235 pounds... The SWF Cruiserweight Champion... "CRITICAL” BRIAN FRENCK!!!!! [The crowd erupts as the Jumbotron explodes with a multitude of colors and the letters UFO appear. As "Critical" Brian Frenck and Pat McNeill step onto the platform, the ring posts ignite as fireworks shoot out of them. Frenck walks confidently towards the ring to the cheers of the crowd.] BH: Here comes the SWF Cruiserweight Champion! He’s the former owner of the SWF, Brian Frenck! And look at that! McNeill is with him! EL: Yeah, but he doesn’t own this place anymore. In fact, I’ve seen his current paycheck, and I’ve just gotta laugh. BH: You’re just a color commentator, I know you aren’t pulling in anywhere near what this fantastic athlete is receiving. EL: I’m a hot commodity, Hudson. I make a killing here in the SWF. Shhh wouldn’t know what to do without me. BH: Wait til Shade and Simon hear about that. RA: Commissioner Pagan has requested that a special stipulation be added to this match. For tonight and tonight only… the SWF Cruiserweight Title can change hands on countout or disqualification! BH: What?!? EL: Pagan shows em what for yet again! BH: This isn’t right! Why would he do that? [They lock up. Brian Frenck nails Y2K with a bodyslam. Brian Frenck runs into the ropes. Brian Frenck goes for an elbowdrop, but Y2K moves out of the way. Y2K whips Brian Frenck into the ropes, but Y2K reverses it. Y2K misses with a kick. Y2K executes a Japanese armdrag takedown on Brian Frenck. Y2K nails Brian Frenck with a tiger driver. Kevin Smith counts: One] BH: Amazing athleticism from these two young men… we’ve got ONE… [two] BH: TWO… NEW CHAMPION… [kickout.] BH: So close! [Y2K goes for a German suplex, but Brian Frenck counters it with an elbowsmash. Brian Frenck goes for a short lariat, but Y2K counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Y2K is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Y2K is going for the pin. Kevin Smith counts: One] BH: A series of reversals… belly-to-belly… ONE… [two] BH: TWO… [in the ropes... Y2K climbs the turnbuckle and yells at the crowd. The crowd is cheering on Y2K.] BH: Foot on the ropes! Once again, Brian Frenck just barely escaping pin. EL: It won’t be the last time I’m sure. [Y2K takes Brian Frenck down with a German suplex. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. Kevin Smith counts: One] BH: Both men with their shoulders down… we’ve got one… [Y2K lifts a shoulder, two] BH: NOW JUST FRENCK’S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN… TWO COUNT… [kickout.] BH: Still no pin! That was close! EL: Frenck has to be surprised. I’m sure he didn’t expect such a strong offense from Y2K. [Y2K executes a Russian legsweep on Brian Frenck. There are lots of chants for Y2K. Y2K goes for a bridging back suplex, but Brian Frenck counters it with a go-behind. In turn, Y2K counters it with an elbowsmash. Y2K whips Brian Frenck into the ropes. Y2K uses a cartwheel kick on Brian Frenck. Y2K throws Brian Frenck out of the ring. Y2K jumps onto him with a flying cross body press.] BH: Frenck thrown to the outside… OH MY GOD! Y2K JUST NAILED HIM WITH THAT FLYING CROSS BODY! EL: This is smart wrestling by Y2K. He obviously can’t pin Frenck, so he’s taking him outside for a hopeful countout. Just like Ascott said, Pagan wants the title to change on countout or DQ tonight! [Melanie comes from behind and distracts Brian Frenck. Kevin Smith counts: 1. Y2K reenters the ring. Brian Frenck follows him back in.] BH: Back in the ring they go. Didn’t quite work out the way they expected. EL: Well Melanie tried to help, but the one count isn’t the best time for that. [A shot of Sean McKenzie walking down the aisle with blue jeans and a black tee shirt with THE FAMILY in red. Sean sits down in the front row and begins to watch the match.] BH: With McKenzie here that can only mean one thing... EL: Yeah TROUBLE! BH: Well can't blame him... Frenck and Y2K did screw up his match with Equalizer. EL: But he seems to be sitting there not doing anything. BH: I don't know...call it a gut feeling but something's up... [Y2K catches Brian Frenck in a double chickenwing submission. Y2K lets go after 11 seconds. Y2K whips Brian Frenck into the turnbuckle. Y2K charges in with a Steinerline, but Brian Frenck moves out of the way. Brian Frenck takes Y2K down with an Asai moonsault. Kevin Smith counts: One] BH: Frenck with a moonsault… ONE… [two] BH: TWO.. [in the ropes...] BH: Once again, only a two count. These two guys are amazing athletes. EL: Amazing athletes don’t rebel against the Family… they join em. [Brian Frenck hits Y2K with a back suplex. Brian Frenck goes for a stomachbreaker, but Y2K blocks it. Y2K takes Brian Frenck down with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker. The crowd erupts. Y2K kicks Brian Frenck. The crowd erupts. Pagan makes his way to ringside. The crowd boos loudly. Y2K kicks Brian Frenck. Y2K throws Brian Frenck out of the ring. Kevin Smith counts: one, two, three, four, five, Brian Frenck reenters the ring. Y2K hits Brian Frenck with a Hotshot. The crowd is giving Y2K a standing ovation. Pagan says something to Pat McNeill and hands him a piece of paper. Y2K climbs the turnbuckle and yells at the crowd.. The crowd is going into a frenzy.] BH: I was just about to say that Y2K is the kind of guy who actually wants to pin Frenck instead of winning the title by DQ or countout, but it looks like he was trying for the countout win there. EL: He’s keeping things under control with a Hotshot, and Frenck isn’t looking so hot right about now. BH: What in the world is Pagan doing down there with McNeill? [Cameras move in on a shot of Pagan talking to Pat McNeill. Barely, we can hear Pagan saying something about McNeill’s contract and the UFO Pay-Per-View. As Pagan mentions something about Mr. Shhh wanting to speak with him to discuss the event. The two men begin to walk back towards the locker room area.] BH: I’m not quite sure what’s going on. It looks like… Pagan and McNeill are both leaving ringside together. EL: Do you think McNeill is wising up and joining The Family? That would be great! [Y2K gets a hangman on Brian Frenck. Brian Frenck reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Y2K goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Brian Frenck blocks it. Brian Frenck chops Y2K. Brian Frenck punches Y2K. Brian Frenck has the crowd going wild. Brian Frenck chops Y2K. The chants for Brian Frenck are deafening. Brian Frenck nails Y2K with a legsweep. Brian Frenck hits the Liger Bomb on Y2K. Kevin Smith counts: One] BH: Devastating Liger Bomb! That’s gonna be it! ONE! [two] BH: TWO! [thr… kickout.] BH: TWO AND A HALF! Mr. Kilpatrick is still in this one! [Brian Frenck whips Y2K into the ropes, but Y2K reverses it. Brian Frenck takes Y2K down with an Asai moonsault. Kevin Smith counts: One, two, shoulder up. Brian Frenck locks Y2K in a kneelock submission. Y2K is valiantly trying to break the hold. Y2K reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Brian Frenck uses a flying somersault splash on Y2K. The crowd is giving Brian Frenck a standing ovation. Brian Frenck uses a hiptoss on Y2K. Brian Frenck attempts to place Y2K on the turnbuckle, but Y2K blocks it. Brian Frenck executes a slingshot bodyblock on Y2K. Kevin Smith counts: One] BH: Frenck with some major offense here, and he may hold on to the belt after all! ONE! [two] BH: TWO! [kickout.] BH: NO! [Brian Frenck goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Y2K counters it with a backdrop. Y2K whips Brian Frenck into the ropes. Y2K misses with a clothesline. Brian Frenck kicks Y2K. Brian Frenck executes The Blackout on Y2K. Sean McKenzie stands up from his seat.] BH: THE BLACKOUT! FRENCK IS STILL THE CHAMPION! [Kevin Smith counts: One] BH: ONE! [two] BH: TWO! EL: THAT’S JEZEBEL AT RINGSIDE! [Jezebel distracts Kevin Smith. Brian Frenck is complaining. Kevin Smith turns around to Brian Frenck. Jezebel winds back and nails Kevin Smith in the back of the head with her purse. The crowd erupts. Kevin Smith is out cold. Jezebel smiles and pulls a brick out of her purse.] BH: OH MY GOD! I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE THAT FROM LADY JEZEBEL! [Sean reaches behind him and pulls out his Shillelagh and slides into the ring] EL: I knew this was going to happen after last weeks Slaughterhouse. Sean has changed since that time. [Sean hits Frenck upside the head] BH: I can't believe it... Frenck had Y2K and Sean made the save. Frenck is busted wide open. EL: Yeah... paybacks hell ain't it. [Y2K gets up and looks at Sean who proceeds to clobber him with the Shillelagh] BH: I don't get it...he saves Y2K from a pin and then cold-cocks him. [Sean continues to beat both Frenck and Y2K until they are out cold...Sean picks up Brian Frenck and throws him out of the ring. He then turns to Y2K and tosses him out also ] BH: Neither man is moving and they’ve both been tossed to the outside! Someone has to get up and get back into the ring. [Sean motions for the mic and orders the house lights turned down] Sean: Now many of you people here tonight are not going to understand why I did this. [crowd is booing...as Sean looks around he has a look of deep concerned] Sean: Ye people out there... BH: What did they do? Sean: This whole damn league and it's fans did this... I just wanted to be left alone but NOOOO you people wouldn't let that happen and now ye will suffer the consequences. I will not longer take this in stride... [Sean points to the jumbrotron: Shot of Jezebel taped to the chair...shot of Equalizer wearing the lock of her hair as a trophy...] Sean: There... I want ye all to look hard at that.... what did she do to deserve that? [As Frenck begins to stir Sean kicks him in his side and nails him with the Shillelagh again...] Sean: And ye [pointing at Frenck]...former owner...I thought being the owner of this league taught ye something... [Shot of Frenck clotheslining McKenzie…shot of Frenck executing The Blackout on Headhunter] Sean: But apparently the only thing it taught ye was to be an idiot and stick yer nose in places where tis nar belongs… [Sean kicks Frenck one more time for good measure…then he walks over, grabs the ring bell and clocks Y2K] Sean: And as few ye… [Shot of Y2K as he nails Sean McKenzie with the ring bell. He stands there for a moment looking at the still body] Sean: Was ye pride worth it lad? Ye still talk aboot justice and what's right boot ye get together with ye friends and do exactly what ye were professing to preventing… well lad let me tell ye something… at least we gave Equalizer a chance…that's more then he has given Jezebel or Lucy. HE was the one that declined a partner… HE IS the one that kidnaps women and children… he wanted to become the most hated man in this league… well I believe he has reached that status. Now I will end this here… I figure it was time fer payback and it is now settled…tis ye want this to continue laddie… just try ye little attack again and next time I will nar feel as lenient as I do now… the choice is yers. [Sean turns towards Frenck and shakes his head] Sean: pitiful…just plain pitiful… what ever made ye come back Brian should now convince ye to leave. [Sean takes one last look at the crowd and slowly leaves the ring.] BH: MY GOD! I never thought I would see Sean McKenzie pushed this far, but it has actually happened. EL: Hudson, in case you didn’t notice, this match isn’t even over yet. [Kevin Smith struggles back to his feet.] BH: Well with Smith trying to pull himself up… it looks damn over to me. We’ve got a double countout thanks to McKenzie. [Kevin Smith is back on the job. Kevin Smith counts: One, two, three, four, five.] BH: This is just a tragic end to a great contest. [Sean McKenzie stops and watches as a fan rips apart a poster of him. Six, seven, eight, nine] EL: This is just what Sean needed. The goody-goody thing wasn’t working out for him. [Y2K reenters the ring, ten. Kevin Smith calls for the bell. Sean McKenzie turns around and looks on. Kevin Smith raises the arm of Y2K. Sean McKenzie shakes his head and proceeds to the locker rooms.] BH: Wait a minute! Y2K made it! We have a new Cruiserweight Champion! EL: McKenzie has rights to that belt as far as I’m concerned. RA: Ladies and gentlemen… the winner of the match as a result of a countout… and NEW SWF Cruiserweight Champion… Y 2 K !!!!! ["2,000 Man" by KISS blares over the sound system as Y2K grabs the Cruiserweight title and rolls out of the ring. A roadie walks up to him and hands him a t-shirt. Y2K looks it over and notices his picture on the front. He turns the shirt over to see red letters reading “Yancy K. Kilpatrick: Just A Rookie!!” Y2K, looking extremely upset, tosses the shirt into the crowd and storms towards the back.] BH: I don’t think this victory will sit well with Y2K. He does not seem like the type of gentleman who would be satisfied with such a tainted victory. EL: You take em however you can get em, Hudson. Always remember that. BH: Brian Frenck appears to be getting back to his feet, and I’m sure he is none too happy about this decision. EL: I guess that’ll teach him now won’t it? BH: Sometimes I just don’t quite understand you, Ernie. Up next we’ve got a match that promises to be the biggest tag team title bout in years. The reigning champions, The Kold Blooded Killaz, have defeated every team in their path… with the exception of these men, No Mercy. EL: Simon Murdock and Vincent Caine came on the scene just a month ago, and many people feel that they are the team that will begin the rebuilding of the entire tag team scene. BH: That’s right. They were causing a stir from day one. People really feel that if any team can dethrone the KBK, it’s these two rough and rugged monsters. EL: Personally, I like the KBK… but No Mercy has something they don’t. No Mercy is the no-nonsense kinda team that don’t care about showing off… they just want to beat someone up. They only brag about their skills because they know they can back them up. These guys are great. BH: Tonight could be the night that the KBK have been dreading for years now. Tonight could be the end of their title reign when they run into this roadblock known as No Mercy. Let’s take a special look at the challengers now… [Screen fades to black as the words NO MERCY begin to etch themselves through in silver lettering. The shot switches to Vincent Caine nailing Mr. Roboto with a Yakuza kick.] "Fear nothing, have no mercy" [Shot of Simon Murdock taking Duke Diamond down with a German suplex.] VC: “The tag circuit really doesn't have anything on us and they all know it.” [Shot of No Mercy stepping through the curtains and onto the ramp.] VC: “They all know that Murdock's ability to break a man with one of a million f[BEEP]in' moves is the first thing that they see…” [Shot of Simon Murdock hitting a backbreaker on Time Warp.] VC: “and with me, the strongest damn wrestler this damn federation has ever seen, looming on the apron, the team just can't be beaten.” [Shot of Simon Murdock tagging in Vincent Caine who levels the jobber with a kick to the face.] SM: “The Kold Blooded Killers think that they will continue their reign of dominance over this federation just because the main bulk of their competition is fighting themselves throughout the federation.” [Shot of No Mercy executing the Assisted Suicide on Deaf Bacon.] SM: “That's a load of bull[BEEP] and they know it in their hearts.” [Shot of Vincent Caine looking down at Time Warp.] SM: “They see the end of the line for their time wearing the gold coming near and they're holding on with everything they can right now.” [Shot of No Mercy and the KBK brawling outside of the ring at the Lumberjack Match.] SM: “No Mercy is coming to break them in half and take the gold with us.” [Moves to a slow motion shot of a referee holding the arms of No Mercy up in the air in victory. The shot then fades back to the arena.] RA: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. It is for the SWF World Tag Team Titles. [“Blind” by Korn begins to play over the arena sound system and the fans begin to boo loudly.] RA: Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 524 pounds... Simon Murdock… Vincent Caine… NO MERCY!!!!! [Murdock and Caine emerge from the entrance and slowly make their way to the ring as fireworks explode on the top of the ramp behind them.] BH: These two guys are definitely intimidating, Ernie. I’d have to say that Chico and Cholo have never faced a team like this. EL: Oh, I’ll agree that they’ve never faced a team like this… but I know of at least one team that the KBK have fought that are better than both of these teams we’re about to see right now. BH: Who’s that? EL: None of your business, Hudson. [As No Mercy enter the ring, their music fades into "California Love" by Tupac Shakur. The fans begins to cheer loudly.] RA: Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 496 pounds... The SWF World Tag Team Champions... Chico and El Cholo… THE KOLD BLOODED KILLAZ!!!!! [Chico and El Cholo appear on the rampway. The jumbotron shows a picture of the KBK and Babygirl saluting with the Taco Bell flag behind them and the little Chihuahua standing on a table in front of them. The crowd is going wild as the walk to the ring.] BH: And this crowd is going wild as your World Tag Team Champions make their way to the ring! Unbelievable! EL: They’ve got the belts, and they’ve had them for a long time… but I have a feeling they’re about to get a rude awakening here tonight. BH: Chico is entering the ring and Vincent Caine charges right after him! [Vincent Caine attacks Chico before the bell. Vincent Caine hits Chico. Vincent Caine hits Chico. Vincent Caine whips Chico into the ropes, but Chico reverses it. Vincent Caine hits a Yakuza kick on Chico. Vincent Caine acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.] BH: No Mercy immediately taking it to the KBK! It looked like Chico would be able to turn things around, but Caine just rocked him with that big Yakuza kick. EL: And that’s putting a small portion of the crowd behind Caine, which just goes to show that these fans will cheer whoever’s winning. [Vincent Caine hits a spinning backbreaker on Chico. Vincent Caine whips Chico into the ropes. Vincent Caine uses a powerslam on Chico. Kevin Smith counts: One, kickout. Vincent Caine complains about a slow count.] BH: ONE… NO! Only a one count after that brutal powerslam. EL: I think Caine is right. Smith is counting too slow. That hit from Jezebel earlier obviously still has him a little dazed. [Vincent Caine gets a Sammartino backbreaker on Chico. Chico tries to escape the hold. Chico reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds. Vincent Caine kicks Chico. Vincent Caine is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Vincent Caine kicks Chico. Vincent Caine hits Chico. Vincent Caine goes for a spinning backbreaker, but Chico counters it with an elbowsmash. Chico tags out to El Cholo.] BH: Caine continues his offense, but no… Chico hits an elbowsmash… Caine actually looks stunned… and there’s the tag to Cholo! EL: Chico knew to get out of there while he still had the chance. We’ve got two-on-one action here now. [El Cholo and Chico whip Vincent Caine into the ropes. They hit Vincent Caine with a double clothesline. Simon Murdock enters the ring and throws Chico out of the ring. Simon Murdock goes for a kick to the head, but El Cholo ducks out of the way. Simon Murdock hits Vincent Caine.] BH: OH MY GOD! Murdrock comes in to get Chico out of there, and he went for a kick to Cholo… but he moved out of the way! Simon Murdock just nailed Vincent Caine with that kick! EL: Gotta admit… the KBK are real veterans of the SWF ring, and that is the one thing that No mercy don’t have going for em here tonight. [Kevin Smith is ordering Simon Murdock to leave the ring. Simon Murdock leaves the ring. El Cholo runs into the ropes. Vincent Caine misses with a clothesline. El Cholo hits Vincent Caine with an elbow. El Cholo uses a gutwrench suplex on Vincent Caine. Kevin Smith counts: One] BH: Beautiful gutwrench… ONE… [two] BH: TWO… [shoulder up.] BH: NO! EL: Close but no cigar. [El Cholo takes Vincent Caine down with a diving shoulderblock. El Cholo hits Vincent Caine with an enzuigiri to the face. El Cholo yells "Westside!". The crowd is behind El Cholo all the way. El Cholo whips Vincent Caine into the ropes. Vincent Caine hits El Cholo with a kick. El Cholo begs off.] EL: Oh how the tides have turned. BH: El Cholo perhaps getting a little too confident, and now Caine looks to be back in control for the time being. [Chico enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Chico and El Cholo whips Vincent Caine into the ropes. They miss with a double clothesline. Vincent Caine takes them down with a double clothesline. Chico leaves the ring.] BH: And this monster is just all over both members of the KBK here. EL: One reason why I like the Killaz so much is the fact that they work so well as a team. You noticed how Chico got in the ring to help Cholo… it didn’t help… but it was a great idea. [El Cholo tags out to Chico. El Cholo leaves the ring. Chico hits Vincent Caine with an elbowsmash. Vincent Caine smiles at Chico. Chico tags out to El Cholo. Chico leaves the ring.] BH: Quick tag back to Chico. He nailed him with the elbow, but this big man is just not feeling anything right now. EL: And yet another tag to Cholo. Something tells me the KBK are beginning to have doubts here. [El Cholo runs into the ropes. El Cholo misses with a clothesline. Vincent Caine misses with a clothesline. El Cholo goes for a powerslam, but Vincent Caine counters it with a lariat. A wave of boos goes through the crowd. Vincent Caine tags out to Simon Murdock. Vincent Caine leaves the ring.] BH: Caine just rocked Cholo with that powerslam, and now he finally tags to Murdock. EL: Now we get to see what the other half of No Mercy can do. If we were going by points, I think the challengers would be ahead. [Simon Murdock hits a snap mare on El Cholo. Simon Murdock attempts to place El Cholo on the turnbuckle, but El Cholo blocks it. Simon Murdock hits a side suplex on El Cholo. Simon Murdock hits a German suplex on El Cholo. Kevin Smith counts: One, kickout.] BH: Cholo refusing to be pinned here. It was only a one count. EL: Simon Murdock just remains all over him though. I think No Mercy may be the second most effective tag team I’ve ever seen. BH: Second? EL: You heard me. [Simon Murdock hits a backbreaker on El Cholo. Simon Murdock whips El Cholo into the ropes. Simon Murdock hits El Cholo with a dropkick to the knee. Simon Murdock tags out to Vincent Caine. Vincent Caine throws El Cholo out of the ring. Vincent Caine goes through the ropes.] BH: A quick tag back out to Caine, and No Mercy proving that they have excellent tag team skills as well. It looks like we’re headed to the outside where Cholo is most dangerous! [Kevin Smith counts: 1. Chico comes from behind and nails Vincent Caine. El Cholo whips Vincent Caine into the guardrail. El Cholo goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Vincent Caine counters it with a backdrop. Kevin Smith counts: 2. They're brawling inside the ring area. El Cholo uses a kick to the head on Vincent Caine. Kevin Smith counts: 3. El Cholo goes for an elbowdrop, but Vincent Caine rolls out of the way. Vincent Caine executes the The Reckoning on El Cholo on the concrete floor. Some fans are using Vincent Caine as target practice. El Cholo is out cold. Kevin Smith counts: 4. The crowd is booing loudly.] BH: OH MY GOD! THE RECKONING! EL: And we’ve got a four count here. Caine just needs to roll Cholo back into the ring and get the pin while he can. [Vincent Caine whips El Cholo into the guardrail. Vincent Caine goes for a short lariat, but Chico nails him from behind with a steel chair. Kevin Smith counts: 5. El Cholo reenters the ring. Vincent Caine follows him back in.] BH: Chico with the chair! Kevin Smith is letting this continue! EL: There’s too much riding on this match to end it like that. It’s a five count and the action is going back inside. [El Cholo whips Vincent Caine into the ropes. El Cholo hits Vincent Caine with a clothesline. El Cholo executes a handspring elbow on Vincent Caine. The crowd is going into a frenzy.] BH: EL CHOLO IS COMING BACK STRONG! EL: It’s gotta be the gorditas! [El Cholo whips Vincent Caine into the ropes. El Cholo takes Vincent Caine down with a spin kick. El Cholo executes a dropkick to the knee on Vincent Caine. El Cholo goes for a piledriver, but Vincent Caine blocks it. El Cholo begs off.] EL: WHAT THE??? BH: Well, maybe El Cholo is just using some type of psychological warfare against this big monster. [Vincent Caine executes a side suplex on El Cholo. Vincent Caine tags out to Simon Murdock. Vincent Caine leaves the ring.] BH: Or maybe not. Murdock returns to the ring… and El Cholo is just getting back to his feet. [Simon Murdock executes a superkick on El Cholo. Simon Murdock hits El Cholo with a hammerlock. Simon Murdock takes El Cholo down with a flying clothesline. Simon Murdock executes The Vice on El Cholo.] BH: The Vice! That’s Murdock’s submission specialty. This one has got to be all over. [El Cholo is struggling to reach the ropes. El Cholo is valiantly trying to break the hold.] BH: That looks like an extremely painful maneuver, and El Cholo just doesn’t seem to be able to find a way out. EL: Not yet at least. This could be the end of it all right here. [El Cholo is close to passing out. Kevin Smith lifts his arm… it falls.] BH: It looks like we have never champions. That arm just has to fall two more times. [He lifts his arm… it falls.] EL: No Mercy just dominated this fight! El Cholo couldn’t take anymore. [He lifts his arm… it stays up! The crowd is going into a frenzy. El Cholo starts to Hulk Up!] BH: IT’S NOT OVER! EL: This man is… is… immortal! [El Cholo breaks the hold. Simon Murdock hits El Cholo. El Cholo shakes his head and stares at Simon Murdock. Simon Murdock hits El Cholo. El Cholo doesn’t buy it. Simon Murdock goes for a punch, but El Cholo blocks it. El Cholo takes Simon Murdock down with a punch. The crowd is going wild.] BH: He can’t be stopped! El Cholo has that rush of adrenaline! EL: I haven’t seen anything like this since 1984! [Simon Murdock kicks El Cholo. El Cholo falls over. El Cholo is out cold.] BH: Well it was good while it lasted. EL: Great attempt. I’ll give him that. [Simon Murdock goes for an elbowdrop, but El Cholo rolls out of the way. El Cholo tags out to Chico. El Cholo leaves the ring. Chico hits Simon Murdock with a facerake. Chico throws Simon Murdock out of the ring. Chico jumps onto him with a slingshot somersault plancha.] BH: Back out of the ring as El Cholo is tagged in and… OH MY GOD! WHAT AN AMAZING HIGH RISK MANEUVER! EL: That’s Chico though. He’s not as dangerous outside of the ring as Cholo is. [Kevin Smith counts: 1. Chico whips Simon Murdock into the guardrail. Chico nails Simon Murdock with a fallaway slam. Kevin Smith counts: 2. Chico executes a flying senton on Simon Murdock. Kevin Smith counts: 3. El Cholo comes over to make it two-on-one. Chico whips Simon Murdock into the guardrail. Kevin Smith counts: 4. Chico nails Simon Murdock with a European uppercut. Chico whips Simon Murdock into the guardrail. Kevin Smith counts: 5.] BH: It’s up to a five count, and these two guys are just brawling out there. EL: Meanwhile El Cholo is standing there watching and occasionally patting Chico on the back. [They're brawling inside the ring area. Chico nails Simon Murdock with a spinebuster slam. Chico takes Simon Murdock down with a Samoan Drop. Kevin Smith counts: 6. El Cholo comes from behind, but Simon Murdock nails El Cholo. Chico hits an inverted atomic drop on Simon Murdock. Chico hits an inverted power bomb on Simon Murdock. Kevin Smith counts: 7.] BH: Chico remains in control, but as Kevin Smith gets up to a seven count… these two guys are in danger of being counted out. EL: And no one wants to see that! [Chico whips Simon Murdock into the guardrail. Simon Murdock comes back and rocks Chico with a clothesline. Kevin Smith counts: 8. Simon Murdock knocks Chico into the ringsteps. Simon Murdock reenters the ring. Kevin Smith counts: 9. Chico follows him in.] BH: Both men just barely making it in before the ten count, and this match does continue. EL: Thank god! [Simon Murdock whips Chico into the ropes. Simon Murdock hits him with a lariat. Ground Zero charge the ring.] BH: What’s this? EL: NO! We just managed to get away from the countout! [Kaneda enters the ring. Kaneda takes Chico down with a spin kick. Black Jack enters the ring. Black Jack nails Simon Murdock with a steel chair. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Kevin Smith calls for the bell.] BH: This one is gonna be thrown out, folks! No winners here tonight! Ground Zero just won’t have it! EL: Man! What a rip-off! [El Cholo enters the ring. Vincent Caine enters the ring. Black Jack and Kaneda exit the ring and begin to back up down the aisle. Black Jack grabs a microphone.] BJ: “Sorry boys, but those belts belong to Ground Zero, and don’t you ever forget it!” [Black Jack drops the mic as Ground Zero exit the arena. Chico and Cholo grab their belts and begin to follow as No Mercy stand in the ring looking quite pissed.] RA: Ladies and gentlemen… because of outside interference… this match has been thrown out… the referee’s official decision… A DRAW!!!!! [The crowd begins to boo loudly and a small chant of “Five more minutes!” breaks out.] BH: The fans are not at all happy about that decision, but quite frankly there was no other decision to be made. Ground Zero, who have been a bit quiet as of late have definitely made their presence known yet again. EL: They just had to ruin the biggest tag team match ever! BH: I’m sure that the KBK and No Mercy will meet again, Ernie. This was only the beginning. Of course this means that the Kold Blooded Killaz will go into Beach Brawl as the tag team champion. EL: Yeah, but next week’s tag team battle royal will decide their challengers, and you can’t count No Mercy out of that. Even though I’m pretty sure I know who will win it. BH: Who’s that? EL: I’m not talking. BH: Well, Ernie… we are done with our jobs tonight, so tell me… what’s the big surprise? EL: Oh you’ll just have to wait and see. I’m not giving away anything just yet. BH: Let me guess, you’re Equalizer’s mystery opponent? EL: Don’t be stupid, ya moron. You’ll find out when everybody else does. BH: Fair enough. We still have two matches to go tonight including Tanner Boyle defending the I-C title against Pat McNeill and The Equalizer facing a mystery opponent. However, Ernie and myself are done for the night… so let’s send it over to Simon Phoenix and Night Shade Lane. SP: Thank you Brandon and Ernie. Well what do you think about that hot commodity Ernie was talking about. NS: Oh right… Ernie is a good guy but Hot Commodity… not in this lifetime. SP: I personally think that Brandon holds those two together and is the better commentator. NS: No way… Ernie is better. SP: But you just said… NS: I know what I just said, just because I don’t think he is “Hot” doesn’t mean he isn’t good… at least better then Hudson. SP: You got to be kidding me.. if it was for Brandon those two would still be on the corner pushing gorditas. NS: Ah ha! There’s the key…the only reason they are here at all is not because of Brandon but because of Chico and Cholo. Shhh just thought if he hired them he could get the KBK to eat better food. SP: Shade what the hell are you talking about. NS: Well you see, because Chico and El Cholo were……… SP: Oh never mind let’s get on with this segment of the show. You know Shade Tanner came out strong in the beginning and won the American Championship Belt and went on to win the new Intercontinental belt… NS: Yeah and then he seem to have gotten overconfident and is just laying low for a while. SP: There is nothing wrong with that as long as he keeps in shape. NS: I find it hard to keep in shape lying on the beaches of Aruba. SP: Is that where he has been all this time? NS: I don’t know but that is where I would like to be. SP: You’re hopeless… well tonight we will see just how well he has kept in shape when he meets one of our former VP’s in the ring… NS: booooooooooooooooooo SP: What are you booing for…the match hasn’t started yet. NS: Just getting in practice for McNeill. SP: I understand he and Shhh are doing some more contract negations. You’d better watch out he may have your job. NS: HA! Fat chance…he wouldn’t work for these peanuts… I am like a teacher out here. SP: Teacher? Well I can see that you offer education for the fans about the history of the SWF and how the moves are… NS: Nah not that… I mean I’ve got to love my job for the pay I receive for it. SP: Actually I think teachers make about twice as much as you do Shade… NS [sulking]: It figures… I am just one step above a lawyer I guess. SP: And speaking of lawyers… let’s get this match underway. This contest is scheduled for one fall. It is for the SWF Intercontinental Title. [“Ruff Riders” by DMX begins to blare…] Introducing first... Hailing from New Orleans, Louisiana... Weighing in at 285 pounds... The SWF Intercontinental Champion... TANNER BOYLE [Tanner Boyle comes out from behind the curtains wearing his Intercontinental Belt and starts to make his way to the ring. The crowd is cheering him on. Tanner stops in the aisle and makes an X with his arms and screams as several fireworks are launched behind him. He then runs down the aisle and slides into the ring. As he screams at the crowd the music fades and "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" by Offspring starts to play] His opponent... Led to the ring by Kirsten Saylor... Fighting out of Lorton, Virginia... Weighing in at 245 pounds... "The Man With The Plan" PAT MCNEILL [Fireworks explode as Pat McNeill along with the beautiful Kristen steps up onto the platform to the cheers of the crowd] NS: Now talk about a hot commodity that Kristen sure looks hot to me. And look at those leg… I would like to follow them all the way up… SP: Shade this is a family show… [Pat and Kristen walk to the ring slapping hands with their fans as Tanner Boyle looks on] NS: Oh that’s right we have language we have blood we have violence but no anatomy lessons. Well now that I see you have figured out the way things work around here we are getting ready to begin… [Camera pans a shot of the ring with Andy Mandosa talking with the two wrestlers. As the men head back to the ropes and turn around the bell rings] They lock up. Pat McNeill executes a DDT on Tanner Boyle. SP: Well what did you think about that Shade? McNeill nails Boyle with a DDT in the first few seconds of the game. NS: Tanner was momentarily distracted and Pat got the best of him. SP: What are you talking about there was no one around! NS: Well then he was probably intimidated and momentarily lost his concentration… SP: Now that I will buy. Not every day you get to wrestle a former VP and bash his brains in. The crowd is cheering on Pat McNeill. Pat McNeill goes for the Summary Judgment, but Tanner Boyle counters it with a backdrop. Pat McNeill takes Tanner Boyle down with a kick to the head. Pat McNeill takes Tanner Boyle down with a flying elbowdrop. SP: And a flying elbowdrop sends Boyle to the mat… and McNeill goes for the cover. Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, shoulder up. NS: Aw two bad… a lot tougher went you have a real wrestler instead of some wimp…. huh McNeill. Pat McNeill puts Tanner Boyle in a double chickenwing submission. Tanner Boyle tries to escape the hold. Tanner Boyle breaks the hold after 6 seconds. Tanner Boyle runs into the ropes. Tanner Boyle misses with a clothesline. SP: I don’t know Shade McNeill is holding his own out there tonight. Boyle can’t seem to get anything started. NS: Boyle has always started out slow… I think it is that Rocky syndrome where you let the guy beat you up and then get mad enough to take the win. Pat McNeill hits a palm blow on Tanner Boyle. Pat McNeill executes a knee to the back on Tanner Boyle. Pat McNeill executes a reverse neckbreaker on Tanner Boyle. The crowd is cheering on Pat McNeill. Pat McNeill executes a double underhook piledriver on Tanner Boyle. The crowd is cheering on Pat McNeill. Pat McNeill takes Tanner Boyle down with flying headscissors. Pat McNeill goes for a hiptoss, but Tanner Boyle counters it with a lariat. The crowd is cheering on Tanner Boyle. Tanner Boyle puts Pat McNeill in a double chickenwing submission. SP: McNeill is in a bit of a bind and this may be it for the former VP. NS: YES get him Boyle! Pat McNeill reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. SP: Not this time but the night is still young. Tanner Boyle executes a jawbreaker on Pat McNeill. Tanner Boyle screams. The crowd is cheering on Tanner Boyle. Tanner Boyle nails Pat McNeill with a forearm smash. Tanner Boyle goes for a short clothesline, but Pat McNeill ducks out of the way. SP: Well let’s see what we have here… wow Shade did you read this? NS: Apparently not what’s it say? SP: following this match we will have an important announcement about Beach Brawl. NS: Does it say anything about a raise? SP: Well some matches have already been announced here tonight and later tonight there will be some more. So stand by immediately following this match to hear an update about Beach Brawl ’99. Pat McNeill goes for a headbutt, but Tanner Boyle blocks it. Tanner Boyle executes a Gorilla Press on Pat McNeill. Tanner Boyle executes a fireman's carry on Pat McNeill. Tanner Boyle goes for an inverted power bomb, but Pat McNeill blocks it. Pat McNeill uses a kneelift on Tanner Boyle. Pat McNeill hits Tanner Boyle. Pat McNeill is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Pat McNeill punches Tanner Boyle. Pat McNeill punches Tanner Boyle. The crowd is cheering on Pat McNeill. Tanner Boyle kicks Pat McNeill. Tanner Boyle punches Pat McNeill. Tanner Boyle is getting a good reaction from the crowd. SP: A few exchanges of punches and kicks by both opponents here tonight and the crowd doesn’t seem to care who it is… they are behind both of these guys. Tanner Boyle hits a reverse neckbreaker on Pat McNeill. Tanner Boyle takes Pat McNeill down with a jawbreaker. Tanner Boyle is going for the pin. Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, kickout. Tanner Boyle hits Pat McNeill with a chop. Tanner Boyle uses a hiptoss on Pat McNeill. Tanner Boyle whips Pat McNeill into the ropes. Pat McNeill misses with an elbow. Pat McNeill hits Tanner Boyle with a Steinerline. Pat McNeill is going for the pin. Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, kickout. NS: And McNeill takes Boyle down with a Steinerline and ends up with a two count. SP: These two are looking a little tired out here tonight… after several minutes this match is still up for grabs. NS: McNeill hasn’t really faced anyone this good in the ring till tonight and I think he is finally beginning to realize that this game isn’t that easy. Pat McNeill takes Tanner Boyle down with a hiptoss. Pat McNeill goes for a headbutt, but Tanner Boyle blocks it. Tanner Boyle catches Pat McNeill in a bearhug. Pat McNeill is valiantly trying to break the hold. Pat McNeill reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Tanner Boyle takes Pat McNeill down with a dropkick. Tanner Boyle takes Pat McNeill down with a brain buster. There are lots of chants for Tanner Boyle. Tanner Boyle is going for the pin. Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, kickout. SP: “The Man with the Plan” is going to wake up tomorrow with a huge headache tomorrow after that brainbuster. NS: Not to mention the near pin. Boyle alomost had McNeill on that one. Tanner Boyle catches Pat McNeill in a bearhug. Pat McNeill is struggling to reach the ropes. Pat McNeill reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Tanner Boyle throws Pat McNeill out of the ring. Tanner Boyle goes through the ropes. Tanner Boyle whips Pat McNeill into the guardrail. SP: Outside the ring and grabs McNeill and sends him flying into the guardrail. NS: Mandosa walks over to the side of the ring and begins his count. Andy Mandosa counts: 1. Tanner Boyle knocks Pat McNeill into the ringsteps. The crowd is going crazy. Tanner Boyle hits a hiptoss on Pat McNeill. Tanner Boyle reenters the ring. NS: Perhaps McNeill needs to stay inside the ring… cause he sure couldn’t do anything outside thie ring. SP: Or perhaps overseas. NS: Did you hear that at the beginning of the show??? SP: How could I not of heard. McNeill in charge of the SWF and taking it overseas? This is the first time ever that a PPV will take place overseas. NS: Think we will be invited to sit in… SP: Yeah if you pay for the ticket… especially after what you said about McNeill earlier. NS: Hey he knows I was only kidding and I think he was probably the greatest VP this league had next to Tim Parker. SP: Who? NS: You know Tim Parker that good looking guy… SP: Can’t say as I remember him.. NS: Does ATW ring a bell? SP: Oh yeah but I thought that was Dino Meli. NS: Talk about hopeless. Pat McNeill follows him back in. Tanner Boyle whips Pat McNeill into the ropes. Tanner Boyle misses with a shoulderblock. Tanner Boyle nails Pat McNeill with a chop. Tanner Boyle goes for a forearm smash, but Pat McNeill blocks it. Pat McNeill whips Tanner Boyle into the turnbuckle, but Tanner Boyle reverses it. Pat McNeill comes back and rocks Tanner Boyle with a kick to the midsection. Pat McNeill hits a chop on Tanner Boyle. Pat McNeill uses a double underhook piledriver on Tanner Boyle. The crowd is really behind Pat McNeill. SP: I can’t believe these two guys are still on their feet. NS: Well I have to admit when Pagan puts together a match he knows who is best suited for the competition and who the crowd wants. Pat McNeill goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Tanner Boyle blocks it. Tanner Boyle nails Pat McNeill with a fireman's carry. Tanner Boyle kicks Pat McNeill. The crowd is behind Tanner Boyle all the way. Tanner Boyle punches Pat McNeill. The crowd is behind Tanner Boyle all the way. Pat McNeill hits Tanner Boyle. Pat McNeill has the crowd going wild. Pat McNeill chops Tanner Boyle. Pat McNeill has the crowd going wild. Pat McNeill takes Tanner Boyle down with a jawbreaker. Pat McNeill locks Tanner Boyle in a grapevine. Tanner Boyle reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Pat McNeill nails Tanner Boyle with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, kickout. Pat McNeill hits a facebite on Tanner Boyle. Pat McNeill goes for a Western lariat, but Tanner Boyle ducks out of the way. SP: The crowd is in a frenzy here tonight… These guys can’t do anything wrong with this crowd NS: However I think McNeill has a slight edge on Boyle. SP: Your kidding right? Boyle has probably fought one of his best matches ever tonight and the look on McNeill’s face proves it. Tanner Boyle executes a hiptoss on Pat McNeill. Tanner Boyle whips Pat McNeill into the ropes. Tanner Boyle hits Pat McNeill with a shoulderblock. Tanner Boyle goes for a dropkick, but Pat McNeill side-steps and Tanner Boyle only hits air. Pat McNeill puts his hands over his head and grinds his hips. The crowd is going crazy. Pat McNeill executes a fist to the midsection on Tanner Boyle. Pat McNeill whips Tanner Boyle into the ropes, but Tanner Boyle reverses it. Pat McNeill hits Tanner Boyle with a shoulderblock. Pat McNeill nails Tanner Boyle with a European uppercut. Pat McNeill runs into the ropes. Tanner Boyle misses with a shoulderblock. Pat McNeill takes Tanner Boyle down with a palm blow. Pat McNeill takes Tanner Boyle down with a backbreaker. Pat McNeill hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Tanner Boyle. Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, kickout. SP: Another two count for McNeill and Boyle is having problems standing. NS: He is tired and doesn’t seem to have the stamina that McNeill has. SP: Well the beach will drain your energy that’s for sure. Pat McNeill hits Tanner Boyle with a jawbreaker. Pat McNeill takes Tanner Boyle down with a Western lariat. Pat McNeill has the crowd going wild. Pat McNeill executes the Summary Judgment on Tanner Boyle. SP: HE DID IT… he has hit Boyle With his finisher and ladies and gentlemen this match may just be over with. NS: Well I hate to admit it but that was a thing of pure beauty. Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, three. The crowd is going into a frenzy. SP: McNeill has won the belt! NS: Yeah big deal… everyone gets lucky once in a while. SP: You’re just ticked off that he was able to prove himself in the ring. NS: Look every lawyer has his day… this was his…doesn’t mean he is going to be able to keep it. [Andy Mandosa raises McNeills arm] AM: The winner and new SWF Intercontinental Champion in a time of 8 minutes and 35 seconds “The Man with the Plan” PAT MCNEILL [Kristen climbs into the ring and hands Pat the Intercontinental Belt. Pat raises it over his head and faces each section of the crowd as they cheer him on. As he is placing the belt around his waist Pagan walks into the rings and talks to McNeill] SP: Well something is bound to happen… I don’t think the negotiations with Shhh are going well at all. McNeill has been in and out of his office all evening. And here comes Sandman to escort him again. NS: And there you have it ladies and gentlemen… Pat McNeill the new Intercontinental Champion… makes his way belt and all to Shhh’s office. SP: I just had a thought. Think Shhh will strip him of the belt like he did Dodger? NS: Oh that would be good… and all the legal teams in Canada nor England would be able to fight that one. SP: Well I guess we will just have to see what happens… and now next up we have. [The jumbotron explodes as it lights up with the Family logo and fades into a picture of Mr. Shhh and Pat McNeill.] Mr. Shhh: Tonight has been one of negotiations and information. You have found out that Mr. McNeill here has indeed obtained the right to take the SWF overseas… who knows if he makes a sizeable profit we may enter into other negotiations at a later date. Now as for Beach Brawl… Brandon and Ernie have already announced a few spots that Commissioner Pagan has book… let’s add one more to that list. [Shhh grins as he turns towards Patrick McNeill] Tonight Mr. McNeill has show he is a true focus to be reckoned with in this league and let me congratulate him for his first belt that he won tonight. SP: Somethings up… Mr. Shhh congratulating McNeill after McNeill has literally taken the SWF away from him. NS: Yeah but that was only for one night… Shhh is a forgiving man. SP: Yeah right…since when? Mr. Shhh: Ladies and gentlemen tonight I am going to give you one more match to add to that list of Beach Brawl information. For the Intercontinental Title the opponents will be our new Intercontinental Champion The Man with the Plan himself… Mr. Pat McNeill… [The crowd erupts and the cheers are deafening… Mr. Shhh smirks] Mr. Shhh: And his opponent will be… none other then the other part of “Things to do in Denver When your Dead” NS: God I loved that movie… one of the greatest! Mr. Shhh: yes that’s right “Critical” Brian Frenck! [The crowd is in a frenzy and fireworks begin to ignite from the ringpost] SP: HAHAHA I knew he was up to no good… McNeill vs Frenck… what a match Mr. Shhh: But there is more… [the crowd dies down as Mr. Shhh continues] Mr. Shhh: This will not be your ordinary run of the mill match. Pagan has decided and I concur that this will be a stretcher match…. NS: A stretcher match… isn’t that the one where they beat the hell out of each other until one has to be carried out one a stretcher? SP: What planning by Pagan and Shhh …they get to watch as the former owners kill each other… I can’t wait to see this one myself. NS: Think they will try to weasel out of it… SP: I don’t know… they use to pit Shhh and Pagan against each other and they were the top draw for the evening… if they want their fifteen minutes of fame they will do the same. NS: But Pagan and Shhh have the same demented minds and almost enjoyed killing eachother… did it as sport I believe. SP: Well they always were a bit sadistic. Mr. Shhh: And one other thing boys… The Family will be on hand to make sure that one of you doesn’t just lie down and give the match to the other… If you try this… well wait to see what happens… you two wanted to ball hard ball… well it’s the bottom of the ninth, two outs and the bases are loaded. NS: Awesome…absolutely awesome… this is nothing but pure genius. SP: And a hell of a main event… NS: Well at least one of the main events… Beach Brawl is going to be one hell of a show. [The jumbotron fades and the crowd begins to settle] NS: Well I guess we need to continue on… in our next match we have a mystery opponent versus The Equalizer. SP: Any idea who this guy is? My bet is that it is The Sandman. Pagan tends to get even with people by pitting them against one another. And with E and Sandman as former stable mates that would be the way to go. NS: We haven’t heard anything but the house lights are flickering so let’s go see what is going on. [From the back of the arena, comes a figure dressed in a hooded robe.] SP: Who in the hell is this… NS: The executioner? [The figure walks to the ring just as “Shattered Dreams by Marilyn Manson “ begins to blares over the speakers.] SP: What’s with this guy… is this the mystery opponent… he’s early. [Laser lights begin to shoot around the arena] RA: This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-no-DQ-no-countout match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... From British Columbia, Canada... Weighing in at 263 pounds... The Equalizer [The Equalizer steps up onto the platform to the boos of The crowd… a few members yell out “Baby Snatcher” and Equalizer turns quickly and stares at them… fireworks explode as The Equalizer walks to the ring. He passes the hooded subject and moves towards the ropes] And his opponent… [The is a long pause as Rick Ascott looks at his card and realizes there is nothing on it. He begins to search the arena for Pagan but Pagan has taken Y2K aside to talk with him] Ladies and Gentlemen I am afraid this match is not going to take place as there doesn’t seem to be another to go up against The Equalizer. [The lone figure climbs into the ring and pulls back his hood to reveal a skinless skull with glowing red eyes] SP: Jesus Christ who the hell is this guy. NS: I don’t know but by the look on Equalizer’s face he is NOT happy. [Suddenly, the outside of the ring catches fire, encircling the ring with flame. An ominous voice echos over the PA system] Voice: "Equalizer...you have taken it upon yourself to be the bringer of Chaos to the SWF. But in that mission, you failed to include yourself. For your arrogance, you will be suffer. Whether you stay in the ring, or we drag your broken body through the depths of the arena, into the parking lot, and up to the roof for all to see, you WILL suffer. You may be the Lethal Enforcer of Chaos, but Death also has its own Lethal Enforcers. And tonight, you face the best of them." From under the ring, emerges Rigor, while Mortis pulls off his robe] NS: It’s The Dead, they have come for Equalizer. SP: Well that makes sense. [Rigor and Mortis walk towards Equalizer a phone rings and Mortis reaches into his pocket and pulls out a cell phone. He stops and appears to be having an intense conversation with someone] SP: Who is Mortis talking with? NS: Well obviously I don’t know… I am not telepathic and my hearing is going bad also. SP: Smart ass… well they are at the ring now and Rigor has taken off his robe and handed it to Mortis who is still on the phone. NS: Rigor is stepping into the ring and saying something to Rick Ascott. SP: Rick seems confused but is getting the signal from Pagan that it is OK. RA: Ladies and gentlemen this match is going to be falls-count-anywhere-no-DQ-no-countout 2-on-1 handicap match scheduled for one fall And the Opponents…from parts unknown… Rigor and Mortis THE LIVING DEAD! [the crowd is starting to throw debris into the ring] SP: Did Ascott just say that the Dead are going up against The Equalizer? NS: YOU GOT IT! Damn Pagan is good! SP: Well let’s find out what happens… NS: Wonder if Mortis will hang up the phone and actually take part in this match. [bell rings] SP: The Equalizer is obviously shocked by this new development. NS: Well to begin with he thought he only had one opponent and now two.. SP: I believe The Dead have waited for this for a long time. [They lock up. Rigor executes a DDT on The Equalizer. A portion of the crowd is cheering Rigor. Rigor takes The Equalizer down with a DDT. A portion of the crowd is booing Rigor. Rigor takes The Equalizer down with a fist to the midsection. Rigor whips The Equalizer into the ropes. The Equalizer misses with a clothesline. The Equalizer hits a clothesline on Rigor. The Equalizer goes for an atomic drop, but Rigor counters it with a backward kick. Rigor nails The Equalizer with a gutwrench suplex. Richard Roundtree counts: One, two, kickout.] SP: Just as I thought…E is going to get pounded tonight. NS: When doesn’t E get pounded. [Rigor goes for a kick to the midsection, but The Equalizer blocks it. The Equalizer whips Rigor into the turnbuckle. The Equalizer charges into the corner, but Rigor lifts his leg. Rigor takes The Equalizer down with a Victory Roll. Richard Roundtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Rigor tags out to Mortis.] SP: Rigor is tagging out to Mortis and is taking Mortis’s cell phone. NS: Boy are they confident. Talking to someone during this match. [Mortis goes for a vertical suplex, but The Equalizer reverses it. The Equalizer hits Mortis. Mortis hits The Equalizer. Mortis kicks The Equalizer. A portion of the crowd is cheering Mortis. The Equalizer chops Mortis. The Equalizer kicks Mortis. The Equalizer is starting to get more cheers than boos. The Equalizer goes for a standing wristlock, but Mortis blocks it. Mortis tags out to Rigor.] SP: Another tag and another switch of the cell phone. NS: You know I would imagine that this is going to be one hell of a phone bill. SP: Not to mention a hospital bill for E. [Mortis nails The Equalizer with a thrust kick to the head. A portion of the crowd is booing Mortis. Rigor nails The Equalizer with a Victory Roll. Richard Roundtree counts: One, two, in the ropes... Rigor and Mortis hit The Equalizer with a double Russian legsweep. Rigor and Mortis whip The Equalizer into the ropes. They hit The Equalizer with a double backdrop. Rigor and Mortis whip The Equalizer into the ropes. They attempt to hit The Equalizer with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash. Mortis leaves the ring.] SP: And E comes back. NS: E isn’t going to take this lying down. If he can help it. [The Equalizer takes Rigor down with a power bomb. Richard Roundtree counts: One, two, kickout. The Equalizer goes for an atomic drop, but Rigor counters it with a facerake. Rigor punches The Equalizer. Rigor kicks The Equalizer. A portion of the crowd is cheering Rigor. The Equalizer hits Rigor. The Equalizer runs into the ropes. Rigor misses with a clothesline. Rigor hits The Equalizer with a shoulderblock. Rigor executes a slingshot on The Equalizer. A portion of the crowd is booing Rigor. Rigor puts The Equalizer in a double chickenwing submission. The Equalizer is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Equalizer tries to escape the hold. The Equalizer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Mortis enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Rigor and Mortis hit The Equalizer with a double Russian legsweep. Mortis leaves the ring.] SP: I don’t know how much more E can take. Even after that submission. Mortis just comes in and makes it two on one. NS: Well life’s a bitch. [Rigor takes The Equalizer down with a short clothesline. Rigor executes a spinebuster slam on The Equalizer. Richard Roundtree counts: One, two, kickout. Rigor locks The Equalizer in an armbar submission. The Equalizer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. The Equalizer goes for a bridging back suplex, but Rigor counters it with an elbowsmash. The Equalizer gets a figure-four sleeper on Rigor. The Equalizer lets go after 11 seconds. The Equalizer uses a jack-knife power bomb on Rigor. Richard Roundtree counts: One, two, shoulder up. The Equalizer complains about a slow count. The Equalizer goes for a bodyslam, but Rigor blocks it. Rigor tags out to Mortis.] SP: Mortis is handing the cell to Rigor. NS: Time to reach out and touch somebody. SP: And E isn’t looking to bad now. He is mounting some offence. [Mortis and Rigor hit The Equalizer with a double DDT. Rigor leaves the ring. Rigor signals Roundtree over to complain about the match.] SP: Rigor has Roundtree’s ear and has a phone in his hand…who the hell are they talking too? [From the back of the arena Evil Ernie Lee appears with a cell phone in his hand] NS: What is this an epidemic of cell phones? [Ernie approaches the ring and walks to the other side away from Roundtree and behind Equalizer. Ernie steps inside the ring] SP: Hey wait a minute he can’t do that his segment is over with! [As Equalizer is fighting off Mortis Evil Ernie Lee slams the phone into the back of the head of The Equalizer causing him to fall to the mat] NS: Now I am confused can someone tell me what is going on… PLEASE! {Evil Ernie Lee slips back under the ropes just as Roundtree turns back around and Rigor closes his cell phone] SP: E is down because of Evil Ernie Lee and Mortis is making the cover… what kind of sh#t is this. NS: PHOENIX watch your mouth… this is a family show. Richard Roundtree counts: One, two, three. Mortis is starting to get more cheers than boos.] NS: Huh??? That’s it? Come on. That wasn’t right. They can’t do that. SP: Well…They DID it…and they won… [Roundtree raises The Dead’s arms and Evil Ernie Lee steps back into the ring next to them] NS: Get the hell out of the ring Ernie. SP: Talk about wanting to get an exclusive. RR: The winners in a time of 5:09…The Living Dead… [Evil Ernie Lee whisper into Roundtree’s ear who nods] RR: With their new manager… EVIL ERNIE LEE! SP: WHAT! HE’S WHAT! NS: I can’t believe this… Evil Ernie Lee is the new manager of The Living Dead. [“Money” by Pink Floyd begins to play] SP: Uh oh … here comes The Family and Shhh doesn’t look happy. [Pagan, The Sandman, Sean McKenzie, The Headhunter and The Thugz walk along with Mr. Shhh towards the ring as the crowd boos] NS: I can hardly hear myself talk with all this noise. [The Family enters the ring and Shhh signals for the mic. He walks over and shakes the hand of Evil Ernie Lee] SP: Shhh and Ernie… you got to be kidding. Mr. Shhh: Hell of a job Ernie… no wonder they call you evil… my kind of player… Ladies and gentlemen it seems tonight we welcome into the SWF Family the new manager.. Evil Ernie Lee SP: Ernie part of The Family? Who? How? Mr. Shhh: And with him he has brought the greatest tag team champions the SWF has ever known… THE LIVING DEAD! [The crowd goes into a frenzy of unprintable dialog and boos as “Welcome to my Nightmare” begins to play and Mr. Shhh and The Family welcome The Dead. Shade and Phoenix have an “I don’t believe what is happening” look upon their faces] NS: Now let’s get this straight The Dead have joined The Family and Evil Ernie Lee is their manager. SP: Haven’t we said that enough? NS: Well I know we did but I just have to say it again to get it straight in my mind. SP: It’s happened Shade live with it. NS: Well it just ticks me off… SP: Why? NS: Why? Because I didn’t think of it first that is why! SP: Well it has definitely been a night of surprises… who will be next? Y2K? Copycat? Damion Hunters? NS: Who the hell knows… all I know is that The Family is getting bigger and stronger at every show…where is it all going to end? SP: It will probably end at Beach Brawl… which is only two weeks away, so order your PPV today. NS: And on that note this is Night Shade Lane and Simon Phoenix saying as always… Good Fight…Good Night. [Scene fades]