[Screen fades up to an interior shot of the Kingdome.  Several screaming
fans are jumping up and down.  the camera pans across the arena.
Several banners can be read.  "The Revolution is Over, It's Gangsta
Time!" "Kaos: Get Smart.  You Will Be Judged." "McKenzie, the Real
Toughman Champ."]

VM: Hello and welcome to Seattle, Washington.  I'm Vance McMihn, and
with me as always is Johnny "The Muscle" Ventures.  We are here in the
Kingdome for Hostile Takeover '98.  This pay per view is commonly being
called as "Broken Windows" which of course is referring to one of our
main events when SWF President Brian Frenck wrestles Gazillionaire Bill Gates.

JV: He will also become the world's first Dictator for life.

VM: Of course that is just one of the many matches you will see if you
order SWF Hostile Takeover '98: Broken WIndows.  Call your cable or
satellite operators now.  You have less than 30 minutes.  In addition to
the Frenck vs. Gates match, you will see the Run Of Death.  A 10 man, 9
match toughman gauntlet.  Whoever remains standing at the end of that
9th match will get his choice of title shots at Judgement Day '98 in
Dallas, Texas.

JV: Can someone explain to me why the Cowboys are America's team?  I'm
an American and they're not my team.  I'm a Lions fan.

VM: And you're willing to admit that.  Also on the Pay Per View, we have
six, count them, six title matches.  We will see Fatal Fury capture his
first singles title as he takes on the recently returning TV Champion,
Original Gangsta.

JV: OG shocked a lot of people by capturing the title from Tanner Boyle
so soon after his return to the SWF.  Was it a fluke?  We'll find out
when he takes on one of the toughest men in the SWF.

VM: Also the Thugz will defend their tag team belts against the hot
rookie team of Ground Zero.

JV: I've never liked rookies.  But a lot of the past tag team champions
won the betls when they were still young.  Could Ground Zero be one of
them?

VM: For the American Title, Pagan will face former World Champ, Rock 'n
Roll Animal.  2 weeks ago, Animal won the American Title from Pagan,
however there was much controversy over the match.  So a week later,
They came out and decided to wrestle again to settle the situation.
Well nothing was settled as Pagan won the belt back but there was even
more contorversy.  So tonight, they will meet in a 2 out 3 falls match
to determine who is the real American Champion.

JV: And the Reverend Mark Matarese, senior referee for the SWF will be
officiating.  So there will be no bad calls here tonight.

VM: Also, the enigma of Trinity, Kaos, will get a shot at the belt that
it's former leader, Equalizer, coveted so much when he faces The Judge
for the International Title.

JV: There are a lot of questions about this masked man called Kaos.
People want to know who he is.  And if there's anyone who can find out,
it's the Judge.  Because he is also the Jury and Executioner.

VM: And we will have a real life David vs. Goliath tonight when The
Artful Dodger takes on "Biggie Z" Zack Adams for the SWF Toughman title.

JV: Biggie Z has improved tremendously since dropping the HardRock
gimmick and being managed by Ziggy Mour.  But Artful Dodger is a rookie
that has taken the SWF by storm.  He has already held the SWF Television
Title.  He could get his second belt here tonight.

VM: And in our main event, the greatest World Champion in the history of
the SWF will try to reclaim his title as he wrestles World Champion Mr.
Shhh.

JV: Very few men have lived up to the reputation of Doug Bacon.  and Mr.
Shhh is one of them.  He's held the title for almost as long as Doug
Bacon has.  And Bacon does not want to see his legacy be overshadowed.
The last times these two have met, the match has ended because of
outside interference.  So this time, it will be taking place in a steel
cage.


VM: Fans, this is a Pay Per View that you do not want to miss.  If you
haven't already done so, call your cable or satellite operators now and
order SWF Hostile Takeover '98: Borken Windows.  This is one PPV you do
not want to miss.  In the mean time here is some great SWF action.  We
will see 2 new tag teams in the SWF make their PPV debut.

Rick Ascott: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

["Union Of The Snake" by Duran Duran starts to play.]

RA: Introducing first, led to the ring by Lady Coral, at a total combined
weight of 505 pounds, here is The Serpent Squad!!

[Lights shaped like snakes move around on the aisleway.  Serpent Squad
emerges from the entrance.  They make their way down to the ring.  Along
the way they throw rubber snakes into the crowd.  The crowd cheers them
on.  They enter the ring as the music fades out and "Highway To Hell" by
AC/DC starts to play.]

RA: Their opponents, led to the ring by Candy, at a total combined weight of
465 pounds, here is The Splash!!

[Strobe lights start flashing as The Splash emerge from the entrance.
The crowd continues to cheer as they head to the ring.  As they walk
down the aisle, they throw towels with the Splash logo on them into the
crowd.]

VM: All right.  This is a big moment for both teams.  A win here could
easily set them on the path for a future Tag Team title shot.

[They lock up.
Joker begs off.
Diamondback goes for an atomic drop, but Joker counters it with a facerake.
Joker executes a flying clothesline on Diamondback.
Joker whips Diamondback into the ropes.
Diamondback hits Joker with a clothesline.
Diamondback hits Joker with neck-scissors.
Diamondback hits flying headscissors on Joker.]

VM: Great moves by the high flyer, Diamondback.

JV: He's doing pretty good for an Arizona baseball team.

[Diamondback hits Joker.
Joker chops Diamondback.
Joker chops Diamondback.
The crowd is cheering on Joker.
Joker punches Diamondback.
Joker hits a jumping side kick on Diamondback.
A small "Joker" chant is being started.
Joker catches Diamondback in a double chickenwing submission.
Diamondback is struggling to reach the ropes.]

VM: Double chickenwing by the man they call Joker.  And Scott Thomas is
in perfect position to watch Diamondback and to make sure that King
Cobra doesn't enter the ring to break the hold.

JV: I'm surprised Joker can do anything.  The guy's a bean pole.  What
is he?  6'5 and 175 pounds?

VM: Yes but he makes up for it with his aerial moves.

[Diamondback is writhing in pain.
Diamondback reaches the ropes after being trapped for 36 seconds.]

VM: Diamond back finally makes it to the ropes.

[Joker whips Diamondback into the ropes.
Joker hits Diamondback with a kick.
Joker tags out to Rage.
Joker goes for a superkick, but Diamondback ducks out of the way.
Joker leaves the ring.
Diamondback nails Rage with neck-scissors.]

VM: Joker tried to get one last move in there but missed.

JV: He's lucky he didn't hit his partner.

[Diamondback whips Rage into the ropes.
Rage misses with a clothesline.
Rage takes Diamondback down with a backspin DDT.
Rage tags out to Joker.
King Cobra enters the ring and lays out Rage.]

VM: And King Cobra stops the double team.  While the Serpent Squad is
the newer team, King Cobra is a veteran here in the SWF.

[Diamondback and King Cobra whip Joker into the ropes.
Diamondback and King Cobra hit Joker with a double dropkick to the knee.
King Cobra leaves the ring.
Diamondback hits a headbutt on Joker.
Diamondback punches Joker.
The crowd is starting to get behind Diamondback.
Diamondback kicks Joker.
The crowd is starting to get behind Diamondback.
Joker punches Diamondback.]

VM: Cobra was of course a wrestler for several months here in the SWF
before he was sidelined with a back injure for several months.

JV: And even then he was still involved as he managed his brother, Hexx.

[The crowd is cheering on Joker.
Diamondback punches Joker.
A small "Diamondback" chant is being started.
Joker hits Diamondback.
Diamondback chops Joker.
A small "Diamondback" chant is being started.
Diamondback kicks Joker.
A small "Diamondback" chant is being started.
Diamondback nails Joker with a headbutt.
Diamondback executes flying headscissors on Joker.]

VM: And it was with the recent disappearence of Hexx that made King
Cobra decide to get back into the ring.

[Joker runs into the ropes.
Diamondback nails Joker with flying headscissors.
Joker goes for a cartwheel kick, but Diamondback side-steps and Joker
only hits air.
Diamondback hits Joker with a legsweep.
Diamondback whips Joker into the ropes.
Joker hits Diamondback with a clothesline.
Joker is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: Diamondback has been in there for a long time and needs to make a
tag out.

[Joker complains about a slow count.
Joker runs and bounces off the ropes.
The crowd is starting to get behind Joker.
Joker gets a double chickenwing submission on Diamondback.
Diamondback reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Joker whips Diamondback into the ropes.
Diamondback hits Joker with a kick.
Joker begs off.
Diamondback tags out to King Cobra.]

VM: And in comes King Cobra.

JV: You gotta like a guy named after a beer.  Do they even still make
that stuff?

VM: I'm not sure.

[King Cobra and Diamondback whip Joker into the ropes.
They hit Joker with a double backdrop.
Diamondback leaves the ring.
King Cobra nails Joker with a spinebuster slam.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
King Cobra complains about a slow count.
King Cobra goes for an octopus hold, but Joker counters it with a hiptoss.
In turn, King Cobra counters it with a lariat.]

VM: And King Cobra is on his toes tonight.

[Diamondback enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Diamondback nails Joker with the Rocker Dropper.
King Cobra hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Joker.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
King Cobra complains about a slow count.
King Cobra and Diamondback whip Joker into the ropes.
King Cobra and Diamondback hit Joker with a double jumping DDT.]

JV: And we're seeing some great teamwork by the snakes.

[King Cobra and Diamondback whip Joker into the ropes.
King Cobra and Diamondback hit Joker with a double jumping DDT.
King Cobra and Diamondback hit Joker with a double dropkick to the knee.
Rage enters the ring and lays out Diamondback.]

VM: Finally Rage puts a stop to it.

JV: Well it certainly didn't look like the ref was going to do it.  They
werew in there for well over a five count.  Not too mention that there
wasn't even a tag.

[Rage goes for a Yakuza kick, but King Cobra blocks it.
Rage leaves the ring.
Joker goes for a savate kick, but King Cobra ducks out of the way.
King Cobra whips Joker into the ropes, but Joker reverses it.
Joker misses with an elbow.
Joker misses with a kick.
Joker hits King Cobra with a kick.
Joker executes a flying fistdrop on King Cobra.
Joker puts King Cobra in a double chickenwing submission.]

VM: I have to give Joker some credit.  This is the first time I've seen
him wrestle and I never would've guessed that he would be this good of a
submission wrestler.

[King Cobra reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Joker runs into the ropes.
Joker and King Cobra get hit with a double clothesline.]

VM: Both men go down hard.  And Joker is the first back to his feet.

[Joker whips King Cobra into the ropes.
Joker hits King Cobra with a shoulderblock.
Joker hits a chop on King Cobra.
Joker hits a low blow on King Cobra.
Joker takes King Cobra down with a Yakuza kick.
The crowd is starting to get behind Joker.
Joker runs and bounces off the ropes.
A small "Joker" chant is being started.]

JV: And I just want to say that Cesar Romero has nothing on this guy.
Jack Nicholson on the other hand...

[Joker goes for a punch, but King Cobra blocks it.
King Cobra nails Joker with a dropkick.
King Cobra chops Joker.
The crowd is cheering on King Cobra.
Joker chops King Cobra.
Joker chops King Cobra.
Joker hits King Cobra with a flying karate chop.
Joker hits a Yakuza kick on King Cobra.
Joker nails King Cobra with a kick to the head.
Joker nails King Cobra with an Asai moonsault.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: Great aerial move by Joker there.  But it only gets a two count.

[Joker whips King Cobra into the ropes, but King Cobra reverses it.
King Cobra hits Joker with a dropkick.
King Cobra nails Joker with a clothesline.
King Cobra executes a thrust kick to the head on Joker.
King Cobra puts Joker in the Ziplock.
Joker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
King Cobra goes for an abdominal stretch, but Joker counters it with a hiptoss.
Joker tags out to Rage.]

VM: And back in comes the big man for The Splash.

[Rage and Joker whip King Cobra into the ropes.
They hit King Cobra with a double backdrop.
Diamondback enters the ring and throws Joker out of the ring.
There are lots of chants for Diamondback.
Diamondback leaves the ring.
King Cobra takes Rage down with a spinning DDT.
The crowd is really behind King Cobra.
King Cobra is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Diamondback enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
King Cobra and Diamondback whip Rage into the ropes.
King Cobra and Diamondback hit Rage with a double dropkick to the knee.]

JV: Thomas doesn't seem to be doing too much to stop the double team.

[Diamondback leaves the ring.
King Cobra hits Rage with a snap suplex.
King Cobra hits Rage with a thrust kick to the head.
King Cobra has the crowd going wild.
King Cobra hits Rage with the Stinger Splash.
The crowd is going crazy.
King Cobra goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Rage ducks out of the way.
Rage takes King Cobra down with a swinging punch.]

VM: Fans this is a reminder if you want to see the biggest PPV of the
year, call your cable or satellite operators now.  You're just 10
minutes away from the hottest action in wrestling today.

[Rage and Joker whip King Cobra into the ropes.
They hit King Cobra with a double clothesline.
Joker leaves the ring.
Rage goes for the Doctor Bomb, but King Cobra blocks it.
King Cobra whips Rage into the ropes.
Rage goes for a lariat, but King Cobra blocks it.
King Cobra hits a dropkick on Rage.
King Cobra hits an earringer on Rage.
King Cobra executes a thrust kick to the head on Rage.
The crowd is behind King Cobra all the way.]

VM: And Cobra is just all over Rage.

[Diamondback enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Diamondback nails Rage with a jumping DDT.
King Cobra goes for the Venom Blaster, but Rage counters it with a low blow.
King Cobra catches Rage in an octopus hold.
Rage tries to escape the hold.]

VM: Cobra tired to go for his powerbomb finisher but was unsuccessful.

[Rage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
King Cobra tags out to Diamondback.
Diamondback hits Rage with a legsweep.
Diamondback tags out to King Cobra.]

JV: That was a quick tag.

[King Cobra hits a spinebuster slam on Rage.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
King Cobra complains about a slow count.
Rage executes an inside cradle on King Cobra.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

VM: Rage almost caught Cobra sleeping.  He just barely got out of that.

[Rage locks King Cobra in the STF.
King Cobra is struggling to reach the ropes.
King Cobra tries to escape the hold.]

VM: Fans at home, you can see the clock ticking down in the corner of
your screen.  Time is running out to order Hostile Takeover '98: Broken
Windows.  Call your cable or satellite operator now.

[Rage lets go after 19 seconds.
Rage tags Joker.
Rage nails King Cobra with a choke slam.
Joker executes a flying headbutt and goes for the pin.
Joker is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]

VM: They call that the Royal Flush.  And here's the count!

[Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: No!  Kickout by Cobra.

JV: What did you say the name of tha finisher was?  2000 Flushes?

[Joker tags out to Rage.
Rage and Joker whip King Cobra into the ropes.
Rage and Joker hit King Cobra with a double chop.
Joker leaves the ring.
Rage runs into the ropes.
King Cobra misses with an elbow.
King Cobra takes Rage down with an enzuigiri.
King Cobra whips Rage into the ropes.
Rage hits a Yakuza kick on King Cobra.
Rage attempts to place King Cobra on the turnbuckle, but King Cobra blocks it.
Rage hits King Cobra with a tiger driver.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, Diamondback makes the save.]

VM: Diamondback makes it in there just in time to break the pin.

[Rage hits King Cobra with an inverted power bomb.
Rage is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Rage takes King Cobra down with a swinging punch.
Rage whips King Cobra into the ropes.
King Cobra hits Rage with a thrust kick to the head.
The crowd is behind King Cobra all the way.]

JV: Hey, isn't it time for another cheap, shameless plug?

VM: It certainly is.  Fans if you haven't ordered SWF Hostile Takeover
'98: Broken Windows, do so now.  This is one PPV you do not want to
miss.  Call your cable or satellite operators and order SWF Hostile
Takeover '98.

[King Cobra goes for a spinebuster slam, but Rage counters it with a kneelift.
Rage takes King Cobra down with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is cheering on Rage.
Rage throws King Cobra out of the ring.
Rage goes through the ropes.
Scott Thomas counts:  1.
King Cobra goes for a snap suplex, but Rage counters it with a vertical suplex.
King Cobra is busted wide open.]

VM: And Cobra is busted open after that suplex on the concrete.

[Rage whips King Cobra into the guardrail.
Rage reenters the ring.
King Cobra follows him back in.
Rage punches King Cobra.
Rage is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Rage hits King Cobra.
The crowd is cheering on Rage.
King Cobra chops Rage.
King Cobra chops Rage.]

JV: Cobra could really stand to use a tag.  Especially with that bloody
nose.

VM: Who knows what else could be bleeding.  Hard to tell with those
masks on.

[The crowd is behind King Cobra all the way.
King Cobra takes Rage down with a DDT.
The crowd is behind King Cobra all the way.
King Cobra hits Rage with a spinebuster slam.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
King Cobra tags out to Diamondback.]

VM: And there's the task to the other masked snake.

[Diamondback and King Cobra whip Rage into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Rage with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters
it with a double clothesline.
The crowd is cheering on Rage.
King Cobra leaves the ring.
Rage uses a kick to the thigh on Diamondback.
Rage goes for a fireman's carry, but Diamondback blocks it.
Diamondback runs into the ropes.
Diamondback hits Rage with a clothesline.
King Cobra enters the ring to make it two-on-one.]

JV: And again Cobra just waltzes back in.

VM: Well Scott Thomas has his work cut out for him.  Both members of the
Serpent Squad are around the same size and are dressed the same,
including masks, so it's easy to forget who's who.

[King Cobra hits Rage with a clothesline.
King Cobra leaves the ring.
Diamondback uses a kneedrop on Rage.
Diamondback whips Rage into the ropes.
Rage hits Diamondback with a kick.
Rage executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Diamondback.
Rage is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]

JV: We don't have any trouble telling them apart.

VM: Well were using the Foxtrack system on Cobra.  That's why he has the
blue glow on our monitors.

JV: Cool.  So if he gets thrown out of the ring, does he leave a red
streak?

[Rage runs into the ropes.
Rage misses with a shoulderblock.
Diamondback misses with a shoulderblock.
Diamondback hits Rage with a monkey flip.
Diamondback locks Rage in a kneelock submission.]

VM: Fans we are less than 5 minutes away from the biggest PPV in
history.  Call your cable or satellite operators now so you do not miss
one minute of SWF's Hostile Takeover '98: Broken Windows.

[Rage tries to escape the hold.
Diamondback lets go after 15 seconds.
Diamondback tags out to King Cobra.
Diamondback uses a jumping DDT on Rage.
The crowd erupts.
King Cobra tags Diamondback.]

VM: And it looks like they're setting up for the snakebite.

[King Cobra nails Rage with a spinebuster slam.
Diamondback executes a flying headbutt and goes for the pin.
The crowd erupts.]

VM: Nailed it.  And here's the cover.

[Scott Thomas counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving Diamondback a standing ovation.
"Union Of The Snake" by Duran Duran starts to play.]

RA: The winners are The Serpent Squad!!  In a time of 16:28!

VM: An excellent match by both teams.  Fans we are out of time for the
free for all telecast.  But hopefully you have ordered SWF Hostile
Takeover '98: Broken Windows.  If you haven't do so now or you'll be
missing the biggest event of the year.

JV: For those of you who have, we'll see you on the other side.

[Screen fades up to a shot of the Microsoft builiding as "Money Talks"
by AC/DC starts to play.  The creens tus to a shot of Seattle's Mass
Transit system, several men in business suits walking through downtown
Seattle, as the opening rift plays.]


 Tailored suits, chaufeured cars, 
[Shot of Mr. Shhh getting out a limo while wearing a custom made suit.]


 Fine hotels and big cigars 
[Shot of Doug Bacon smoking a cigar in the lobby of a hotel, right next
to the no smoking sign.]


 Up for grabs, all for a price, 
[Shot of Fatal Fury at a Seattle Seahawks pre-season game.]


 Where the red hot girls keep on dancin' through the night. 
[Shot of Jukebox Hero and Rock 'n Roll Animal at a strip joint.]


 The claim is on you, the sights are on me, 
[Shot of Pagan in the crucifix position on top of the space needle.]


 So what do you do, that's guaranteed? 
[Shot of Kip Douglass making a basket from half court.]

 Hey little girl, you want it all, 
[Shot of Helga and Trisha Deneke wrestling each other.]


 The furs, the diamonds the paintings on the wall. 
[Shot of Lady Jezebel wearting a fur coat and several diamond rings
while looking at a painting of Sean McKenzie.]


 Come on, come on, lovin' for the money, 
[Shot of Hot Shot Donovan rolling around in a pile of money.]

 Come on, come on, listen to the money talk 
[Shot of Boom-Boom Obuhowich at an ATM.]


 Come on, come on, lovin' for the money, 
[Shot of Zack Adams selling his shirts on the Home Shopping Network.]

 Come on, come on, listen to the money talk 
[Shot of The Judge taking a bribe.]


 A French maid, foreign chef, 
[Shot of Sven Pieterson making some of his famous Swedish Meatballs.]

 A big house, with kingsize beds. 
[Shot of Gods Tears passed out on a bed from drinking too much beer.]


 You had enough, you ship 'em out, 
[Shot of INS agents deporting the Kold Blooded Killaz.]


 The dollar's up, down, you better buy the pound. 
[Shot of Artful Dodger throwing out silver dollars to the crowd.]


 The claim is on you, the sights are on me, 
[Shot of Bill Gates and Brian Frenck at the contract signing.]


 So what do you do? That's guaranteed, 
[Shot of Bill Gates and Brian Frenck shoving each other.]

 Hey little Bill, you break the laws, 
[Shot of Bill Gates with several newpaper headlines about the anti-trust
lawsuit.]

 You hustle, you deal, you steal from us all 
[Shot of Bill Gates unveiling Windows 98.]


 Come on, come on, lovin' for the money, 
[Shot of El CHolo scrounging up pennies to by a gordita at Taco Bell.]

 Come on, come on, listen to the money talk 
[Shot of The Thugz driving through Seattle in a Rolls Royce.]


 Come on, come on, lovin' for the money, 
[Shot of the Original Gansta counting a huge wad of money.]

 Come on, come on, listen to the money talk 
[Shot of Titan and Athena looking at jewelry.]

 Money talks, Yeah! 
[The SWF logo, along with the words "Hostile Takeover '98: Broken
Windows" fly on the screen over the windows 98 logo.]

[The screen then dissolves to a shot of the inside of the Seattle
Kingdome.  The camera pans down to the broadcast booth where Vance
McMihn and Johnny Ventures are.]

VM: Welcome to a sold out Kingdome.  This years home to Hostile
Takeover.  It was a little over a year ago that Brian Frenck took
control of the SWF from Robert Jones.  And this year he has his sights
on Bill Gates.

JV: Not only that, but he put together a spectacular pay per view.

VM: He certainly did.  We have 6 title matches, the 9 match Run of Death
and of course the event everyone in the media has been talking about,
the grudge match between SWF president Brian Frenck, and Microsoft guru,
Bill Gates.  We have a lot of matches to get through so let's jump right
on into the first Run of Death match.

RA: This contest is a First Blood match.

["Song 2" by Blur starts to play.]

RA: Introducing first, led to the ring by Master Of Pain, weighing in at
315 pounds, here is Boom-Boom Obuhowich!!

[Boom-Boom emerges from the ntrance and comes running down to the ring.
The crowd cheers him on.  Boom-Boom enters the ring as the music fades
down and "Some Like It Hot" by Power Station starts to play.]

RA: His opponent, led to the ring by Trisha Deneke, fighting out of Chicago,
Illinois, weighing in at 234 pounds, here is Hot Shot Donovan!!

[Blue lasers start shooting around the arena as Trisha and Donovan
emerge from the entrance and make their way to the ring.  Hot Shot poses
for the crowd a bit only to get booed loudly.]

VM: A first blood match.  An appropriate way to start things off the Run
of Death.

JV: Of course it's crazy to expect either of these guys to win the Run
of Death.  They would have to beat nine wrestlers in a row.  And that's
just unheard of.

[They lock up.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses a forearm to the back on Hot Shot Donovan.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a standing wristlock, but Hot Shot Donovan
blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a kneelift, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich side-steps and
Hot Shot Donovan only hits air.]

VM: This is Boom-Boom's first pay per view appearence without his long
time tag team partner, Danny Bens, who is out with an injury.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Hot Shot Donovan with a forearm to the back.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Boom-Boom Obuhowich out of the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a head tope, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
moves out of the way.
Hot Shot Donovan is out cold.]

JV: Ouch!

VM: Costly mistake by Donovan.

JV: He took a gamble and lost.

[You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses the Running Forearm Smash on Hot Shot Donovan.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich knocks Hot Shot Donovan into the ringpost.
A small "Boom-Boom Obuhowich" chant is being started.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich grabs a pair of handed brass knuckles.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits him with the knuckles.
The crowd is starting to get behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich.]

VM: Obuhowich using the foreign object to his advantage.  And it is
legal since all matches in the Run of Death or no countout, no
disqualification.

JV: And don't forget no time limit.  These matches could go on for
hours.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a powerslam, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it
with a lariat.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the guardrail.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for an enzuigiri, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
ducks out of the way.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes a swing at Hot Shot Donovan with the knuckles, but he
gets out of the way.]

VM: That is indeed a possibility.  Since both wrestlers could keep it on
the outside, who knows how long we'll have to wait until they bring it
back in the ring for the matches that require pinfalls.

[Hot Shot Donovan snatches the knuckles from him.
Hot Shot Donovan takes a swing at Boom-Boom Obuhowich with the knuckles, but he
gets out of the way.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich snatches the knuckles from him.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits him with the knuckles.
The crowd is cheering on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Hot Shot Donovan into the guardrail.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich reenters the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan follows him back in.]

VM: And back in they go.  So, Johnny, who do you favor in the Run of
Death?

JV: I'm putting my money on McKenzie.  He has the second best position.
All he has to do is beat the guy who wins the match before him and
Titan.

VM: I'm going with Titan.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a bodyslam on Hot Shot Donovan.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a Big Leg Drop, but Hot Shot Donovan
counters it with a roll away.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a kick to the thigh.
Hot Shot Donovan nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with an elbowsmash.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a dropkick, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich side-steps and
Hot Shot Donovan only hits air.]

JV: That's like betting on the car that has the pole position or the
horse that's favored to win the Kentucky Derby.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a side suplex, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a kneelift on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Boom-Boom Obuhowich out of the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan jumps onto him with a head tope.
They're brawling inside the ring area.]

VM: Donovan connects that time with the tope.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Hot Shot Donovan into the guardrail.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Hot Shot Donovan into the guardrail.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses an atomic drop on Hot Shot Donovan.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich throws Hot Shot Donovan back into the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan kicks Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Hot Shot Donovan is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.]

JV: If I were these guys, I'd keep it on the outside.  That's where
you're more likely to bust open your opponent.

[Hot Shot Donovan kicks Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Hot Shot Donovan is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a knee to the back on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Hot Shot Donovan nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with an enzuigiri.
Hot Shot Donovan is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a clothesline, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
counters it with a Gorilla Press.
In turn, Hot Shot Donovan counters it with a sunset flip.]

VM: Great series of moves there by both men.

[Hot Shot Donovan whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the turnbuckle.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the turnbuckle, but
Boom-Boom Obuhowich reverses it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich charges in with a football tackle, but Hot Shot Donovan
lifts his leg.]

JV: Boom-Boom took too much time there.

[Hot Shot Donovan executes a savate kick on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd.
A fan at ringside badmouths Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Boom-Boom Obuhowich out of the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan goes through the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the guardrail.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Boom-Boom Obuhowich back into the ring.]

JV: If you're going to take it outside, keep it out there for more than
2 seconds.

[Hot Shot Donovan kicks Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Hot Shot Donovan is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Hot Shot Donovan.
There are lots of chants for Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich kicks Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan chops Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Hot Shot Donovan further incites the crowd.
Hot Shot Donovan kicks Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Hot Shot Donovan further incites the crowd.]

VM: And Donovan is encouraging the crowd to boo him.

JV: Hey, he's Trinity.  And Trinity members love to be hated.

[Hot Shot Donovan whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the turnbuckle.
Hot Shot Donovan charges into the corner, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
moves out of the way.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich runs into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a palm blow.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes through the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich grabs a baseball bat.]

JV: Here we go.  We may see some blood soon.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits him with the baseball bat.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich has the crowd going wild.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Hot Shot Donovan into the guardrail.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a forearm to the back on Hot Shot Donovan.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich sets up Hot Shot Donovan on the table.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a legdrop through the table.
The table didn't break.]

JV: Damn strong table.

VM: Made from redwood I believe.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich has the crowd going wild.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich throws Hot Shot Donovan back into the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich brings the table into the ring.]

VM: And it appears as though Boom-Boom isn't done with the table just
yet.

[Hot Shot Donovan hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a kick to the midsection.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with an elbowsmash.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a snap suplex.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a chop on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.]

VM: And Donovan is taking it to the former tag champion.

[Hot Shot Donovan goes for a kick to the thigh, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
blocks it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan misses with a kick.
Hot Shot Donovan nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a palm blow.
Hot Shot Donovan kicks Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Numerous fans are using Hot Shot Donovan for target practice.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich chops Hot Shot Donovan.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich has the crowd going wild.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich punches Hot Shot Donovan.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich chops Hot Shot Donovan.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich has the crowd going wild.
Hot Shot Donovan chops Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.]

JV: I think it's pretty clear who the fan favorite is.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Hot Shot Donovan.
The crowd is going crazy.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits him with the baseball bat.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich gives the sign for the Choke Slam.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes the Choke Slam on Hot Shot Donovan.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich has the crowd going wild.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich misses with a kick.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses a bodyslam on Hot Shot Donovan.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich chokes him with a baseball bat.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails Hot Shot Donovan with a Big Leg Drop.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich sets up Hot Shot Donovan on the table.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a legdrop through the table.
The table didn't break.]

VM: And again that table refuses to break.

[The crowd is behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich all the way.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a chokehold, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a swinging neckbreaker.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Hot Shot Donovan chops Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Hot Shot Donovan kicks Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a chop.
Hot Shot Donovan punches Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Hot Shot Donovan further incites the crowd.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a kick to the midsection on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a tiger suplex on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a backbreaker on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.]

VM: And Hot Shot is back in control.

JV: Which is surprising since he is easily outsized.

[Hot Shot Donovan executes a kick to the midsection on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Hot Shot Donovan uses an enzuigiri on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Hot Shot Donovan hits an enzuigiri on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd.
Hot Shot Donovan is being booed out of the building.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a tiger suplex on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.]

JV: I'm guessing that's not the Hot Shot fan club there.

[Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich misses with an elbow.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Hot Shot Donovan with an elbow.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails Hot Shot Donovan with a Gorilla Press.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a snap mare, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a powerslam, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a sunset flip.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a tiger suplex.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.]

JV: I just want to tell you that it takes skill to get an audience to
hate you that much.  I of course was quite capable of it during my
wrestling days.

[Hot Shot Donovan hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a jawbreaker.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the turnbuckle.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich comes back, but is met with a savate kick.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a savate kick on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a jawbreaker.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a forearm to the back on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.]

VM: Boom-Boom is having his troubles from the former American Champ.

[Hot Shot Donovan uses a Russian legsweep on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Hot Shot Donovan with an elbow.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a roundhouse right, but Hot Shot Donovan
counters it with an armbreaker.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for an enzuigiri, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
ducks out of the way.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits him with the baseball bat.]

JV: Hit him in the face Boom-Boom.  That'll get him to bleed.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Hot Shot Donovan with a kick to the midsection.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a hangman, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a backbreaker on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Hot Shot Donovan executes the Hot Kick on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.]

VM: Spinning superkick by Donovan.  However he is still yet to bust
Obuhowich open.

[Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a tiger suplex on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Hot Shot Donovan is being booed out of the building.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Boom-Boom Obuhowich out of the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan goes through the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan knocks Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ringsteps.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.]

JV: Well he's taking it to the outside now.  Plenty of hard objects out
there.

[Hot Shot Donovan whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the guardrail.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a snap suplex on Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a backbreaker, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
counters it with a facerake.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich sets up Hot Shot Donovan on the table.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a legdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

VM: And finally a table is broken.

JV: I wonder if they're all going to be that hard to break.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Hot Shot Donovan into the guardrail.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a headbutt, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the guardrail.
Hot Shot Donovan nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a jawbreaker.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the guardrail.]

VM: And Hot Shot is ramming Boom-Boom into every metal object he can
find.

[Hot Shot Donovan knocks Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ringsteps.
Hot Shot Donovan is being booed out of the building.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the guardrail.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the guardrail.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich is busted wide open.
Scott Thomas sees the blood and stops the match.]

JV: Finally!

VM: It took a lot of guardrails, but Donovan was finally able to bust
open Obuhowich.

[Hot Shot Donovan is being booed out of the building.
"Some LIke It Hot" by Power Station plays.]

RA: The winner is Hot Shot Donovan!! In a time of 14:19!

VM: So Donovan will now face Gods Tears in the next match.  However
Johnny and I are going to take a break.  We will turn things over to
Terrance Miller and Larry Corsazy.  We will be back later on to announce
several of the title matches.  We'll see you then.

[The scene cuts to the commentators table, where Terrance
Miller and Larry Corsazy are seated.]

TM: "What a great night this has been so far, and it's only
bound to get better yet. For the next few matches in the Run
of Death, the SWF has kindly requested that myself and Larry
'Maestro' Corsazy be your commentators."

LC: "That's right. And not only that, but starting August
25th, we will be hosting SWF Triumphant Tuesday for a three
week period."

TM: "That is going to be a lot of fun, as usual. Alright,
let's get back to this exciting Run of Death."

RA: "This contest is a falls-count-anywhere Taped Fist match scheduled for
one fall."

["Hands Of Death" by White Zombie and Alice Cooper begins to play.]

RA: "Hot Shot Donovan's opponent, fighting out of Detroit, Michigan,
weighing in at 294 pounds, Gods Tears!!"

[Gods Tears heads for the ring, adding the finishing touches
to the tape on his hands.  Gods Tears gets both boos and cheers from the
crown.  Gods Tears enters the ring as the referee finishes taping up
Donovan's hands.]

TM: "And here they go!"

[They lock up.
Gods Tears uses a legsweep on Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears nails Hot Shot Donovan with a jawbreaker.
Gods Tears whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.
Gods Tears hits Hot Shot Donovan with a kick.
Gods Tears goes for a faceslam, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan punches Gods Tears with the taped fist.
Hot Shot Donovan is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Gods Tears.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan punches Gods Tears with the taped fist.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears kicks Hot Shot Donovan.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Gods Tears.
Gods Tears chops Hot Shot Donovan.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Gods Tears.
Gods Tears hits Hot Shot Donovan with a German suplex.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

TM: "Great see-saw action so far in this match."

LC: "And the crowd isn't quite sure just who to cheer for."

[Gods Tears runs into the ropes.
Gods Tears hits Hot Shot Donovan with a kick.
Gods Tears runs into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan and Gods Tears get hit with a double clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Gods Tears into the ropes, but Gods Tears reverses it.
Gods Tears hits Hot Shot Donovan with a backdrop.
Gods Tears takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a legsweep.
Gods Tears goes for a headbutt, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan nails Gods Tears with a kick to the midsection.
Hot Shot Donovan punches Gods Tears with the taped fist.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Gods Tears.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Gods Tears.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a bodyslam, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Gods Tears catches Hot Shot Donovan in a choke against the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan is struggling to get out of the hold.
Hot Shot Donovan tries to escape the hold.]

TM: "Tears making great use of those ring ropes. I don't
know if Donovan can get out of it."

LC: "This early in the match, it's guaranteed."

[Hot Shot Donovan breaks the hold after being trapped for 22 seconds.
Gods Tears takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a knee to the back.
Gods Tears takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a neck snap.
Gods Tears goes for a Vader attack, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a fist to the midsection.
Hot Shot Donovan executes an enzuigiri on Gods Tears.
Hot Shot Donovan acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a clothesline, but Gods Tears counters it with
an armbar submission.
Hot Shot Donovan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Hot Shot Donovan is inching his way towards the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds.
Gods Tears hits Hot Shot Donovan.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Gods Tears chops Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's
getting.]

TM: "Tears taking it Donovan with 2 submission moves."

LC: "With the crowd cheering Tears, he has no idea what to
do. Look at him. He's like a caged animal just released."

[Gods Tears whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.
Gods Tears hits Hot Shot Donovan with a backdrop.
Gods Tears executes a legsweep on Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Hot Shot Donovan side-steps and
Gods Tears only hits air.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Gods Tears out of the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Hot Shot Donovan is handed a baseball bat.
Hot Shot Donovan takes a swing at Gods Tears with the baseball bat, but he
gets out of the way.
Gods Tears snatches the baseball bat from him.
Gods Tears hits him with the baseball bat.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.

LC: "Donovan should stick to wrestling, and leave baseball
to the pros."

TM: "I agree. Gods Tears is well determined to win this
match."

They're brawling inside the ring area.
Gods Tears throws Hot Shot Donovan over the guardrail.
Gods Tears uses a Japanese armdrag takedown on Hot Shot Donovan.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Hot Shot Donovan nails Gods Tears with a knee to the back.
Hot Shot Donovan hits him with the baseball bat.
Hot Shot Donovan is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a snap suplex, but Gods Tears blocks it.
They're brawling up the aisle.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Gods Tears uses a forearm to the back on Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears throws Hot Shot Donovan back into the ring.
Gods Tears nails Hot Shot Donovan with a legsweep.
Gods Tears nails Hot Shot Donovan with a faceslam.
The crowd is wildly cheering Gods Tears with only a few scattered boos audible.
Gods Tears gives the sign for the Drunken Rage.
Gods Tears goes for the Drunken Rage, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a back heel kick.]

TM: "Oh! Tears has his finisher countered."

LC: "Donovan is doing quite well, considering he had already
fought in one match tonight."

TM: "Donovan is at the disadvantage, having to run through
all ten opponents. How far do you think he'll get?"

LC: "I think this match will be fine. Donovan has wrestled
twice in one night before. But after his third.....I think
he's going down."

[Hot Shot Donovan hits a kick to the midsection on Gods Tears.
Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a palm blow, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Gods Tears hits Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Gods Tears kicks Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears hits Hot Shot Donovan.
Gods Tears hits Hot Shot Donovan with an avalanche.
Gods Tears takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a knee to the back.
Gods Tears kicks Hot Shot Donovan.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Gods Tears punches Hot Shot Donovan with the taped fist.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Gods Tears.
Hot Shot Donovan is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Hot Shot Donovan kicks Gods Tears.
Gods Tears punches Hot Shot Donovan with the taped fist.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.]

TM: "Donovan is really taking a beating at the hands of Gods
Tears."

LC: "Every so often he makes an attempt at offense, only to
have it crushed."

[Hot Shot Donovan chops Gods Tears.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a snap suplex, but Gods Tears slides down his back.
Gods Tears goes for a faceslam, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan chops Gods Tears.
Hot Shot Donovan chops Gods Tears.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan kicks Gods Tears.
The cheers for Hot Shot Donovan are drowning out the boos.
Gods Tears chops Hot Shot Donovan.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Gods Tears kicks Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan kicks Gods Tears.
The cheers for Hot Shot Donovan are drowning out the boos.
Hot Shot Donovan nails Gods Tears with a backbreaker.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Hot Shot Donovan.]

TM: "Alright. It seems like Hot Shot has finally managed to
turn the tables."

LC: "Not to mention the crowd support."

[Hot Shot Donovan hits a bodyslam on Gods Tears.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Gods Tears out of the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan goes through the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan is handed the ring bell.
Hot Shot Donovan hits him with the ring bell.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a kick to the midsection, but Gods Tears blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Gods Tears throws Hot Shot Donovan over the guardrail.
Gods Tears goes for a German suplex, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Gods Tears into the guardrail.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a snap suplex, but Gods Tears counters it with
a small package.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]

TM: "Nearfall by Gods Tears!"

LC: "Donovan managed to get that shoulder up just in time."

[They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Hot Shot Donovan flings Gods Tears over a row of chairs.
Hot Shot Donovan hits him with the ring bell.
The cheers for Hot Shot Donovan are drowning out the boos.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a knee to the back on Gods Tears.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Gods Tears into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Gods Tears down with a tiger suplex.
Mark Matarese counts: One, shoulder up.
Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd.
The cheers for Hot Shot Donovan are drowning out the boos.]

TM: "Donovan with the single count."

LC: "Then he wastes time posing to the fans. What an annoyance."

[Hot Shot Donovan hits Gods Tears with a forearm to the back.
Trisha Deneke comes from behind, but Gods Tears nails Trisha Deneke.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Gods Tears into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Gods Tears over the guardrail.
Hot Shot Donovan is handed a frying pan.
Hot Shot Donovan hits him with the frying pan.
The cheers for Hot Shot Donovan are drowning out the boos.
Hot Shot Donovan chokes him with a frying pan.]

TM: "He goes from smacking him with the frying pan, to
choking him with it."

LC: "When in Trinity, do as the Trinity does."

[They're brawling down the aisle.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Gods Tears down with a dropkick.
Trisha Deneke comes from behind and distracts Gods Tears.
Hot Shot Donovan is handed brass knuckles.
Hot Shot Donovan takes a swing at Gods Tears with the knuckles, but he
gets out of the way.
Gods Tears snatches the knuckles from him.
Gods Tears hits him with the knuckles.
The crowd is wildly cheering Gods Tears with only a few scattered boos audible.
Gods Tears is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Gods Tears uses a European uppercut on Hot Shot Donovan.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Trisha Deneke comes from behind and distracts Gods Tears.]

TM: "Nearfall by Tears, and Donovan gets that shoulder up."

LC: "And there is Trisha, making sure her presence is not
forgotten during this match. Wait a second, is that what I
think it is?"

[Hot Shot Donovan executes the Hot Kick on Gods Tears on the concrete floor.
The crowd is wildly cheering Hot Shot Donovan with only a few scattered boos
audible.]

LC: "Yes it is! The Hot Kick, right on the concrete floor!
This could be over!"

[All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.]

RA: "The winner is Hot Shot Donovan. Time of match: 0:11:43"

TM: "Donovan advances to the next bout of the Run of Death!
This is intense!"

LC: "Sure it is. While Donovan re-enters the ring, let's see
what type of match it is."

RA: "This contest is a  Stretcher match scheduled for
one fall."

TM: "A stretcher match. How interesting this will be."

LC: "Donovan is already in the ring, and there are the
stretchers being brought out."

[The Wimbeldon Theme begins to play.]

RA: "Hot Shot Donovan's opponent, from Sherman Oaks, California, weighing
in at 252 pounds, "The All Around Athlete" Kip Douglass!!"

[Kip DOuglass emerges from the entrance and makes his way to the ring
carrying a croquet mallet.  The crowd boos loudly.]

TM: "It appears as though the rookie Kip Douglass will be
facing Hot Shot next."

LC: "I know that Hot Shot will have the experience advantage
here, but Douglass is fresh and unwrestled tonight. That
could be the balancing factor."

[They lock up.
Kip Douglass begs off.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a tiger suplex, but Kip Douglass counters it with
a go-behind.
Kip Douglass executes a belly-to-back suplex on Hot Shot Donovan.
Kip Douglass goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Hot Shot Donovan
ducks out of the way.
Kip Douglass begs off.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Kip Douglass into the ropes.
Kip Douglass hits Hot Shot Donovan with an elbow.
Kip Douglass hits a fireman's carry on Hot Shot Donovan.
Kip Douglass hits him with the Stretcher.
Kip Douglass takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a snap suplex.]

TM: "Ouch! Douglass nailing Donovan with the stretcher."

LC: "Why not? In a ladder match, you use the ladder. In a
stretcher match, why not use the stretcher?"

[Kip Douglass goes for a diving elbow smash, but Hot Shot Donovan
ducks out of the way.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Kip Douglass into the ropes.
Kip Douglass goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Hot Shot Donovan
ducks out of the way.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Kip Douglass down with a brain buster.
Hot Shot Donovan is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a tiger suplex on Kip Douglass.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Hot Shot Donovan.
Kip Douglass begs off.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a backbreaker, but Kip Douglass blocks it.
Kip Douglass uses a spinning backbreaker on Hot Shot Donovan.
Kip Douglass hits a Japanese armdrag takedown on Hot Shot Donovan.
Kip Douglass runs into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan misses with a kick.]

TM: "This match bouncing back and forth between these two
opponents."

LC: "But one thing Douglass has done that Donovan has not, is beg off."

[Kip Douglass uses a football tackle on Hot Shot Donovan.
Kip Douglass hits him with the Stretcher.
Kip Douglass nails Hot Shot Donovan with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Kip Douglass.
Kip Douglass runs into the ropes.
Kip Douglass executes a thrust kick to the head on Hot Shot Donovan.
A portion of the crowd is booing Kip Douglass.
Kip Douglass places Hot Shot Donovan on the turnbuckle.
Kip Douglass goes for the Coup de Grace, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a fist to the midsection.
Hot Shot Donovan chokes him with the Stretcher.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a forearm to the back on Kip Douglass.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a back suplex, but Kip Douglass turns in mid-air
and lands on him.
Kip Douglass chokes him with the Stretcher.]

TM: "Both men employing the stretcher into their repetoire."

LC: "Uh...sure thing."

[Kip Douglass hits a diving elbow smash on Hot Shot Donovan.
Kip Douglass acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Kip Douglass takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a double underhook backbreaker.
Kip Douglass whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.
Kip Douglass goes for an armdrag takedown, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Kip Douglass with a tiger suplex.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Kip Douglass with an inverted atomic drop.
Kip Douglass whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.
Kip Douglass hits Hot Shot Donovan with an elbow.
Kip Douglass pretends to swing a golf club.]

LC: "Heeeeeeeeere's Johnny."

TM: "I'm surprised anyone remembers that gag."

LC: "It's a classic."

[Kip Douglass seemingly enjoys the boos.
Kip Douglass takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a vertical suplex.
Kip Douglass goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Kip Douglass with a kick.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a Frankensteiner on Kip Douglass.
Hot Shot Donovan hits him with the Stretcher.
Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan misses with a clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Kip Douglass with a clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.
Kip Douglass hits Hot Shot Donovan with a shoulderblock.
Kip Douglass goes for a diving elbow smash, but Hot Shot Donovan
counters it with a faceslam.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a tiger suplex on Kip Douglass.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a kneelift, but Kip Douglass side-steps and
Hot Shot Donovan only hits air.]

LC: "We've seen smacks. We've seen choking. We've seen that
stretcher used for everything but what it's supposed to be
used for."

TM: "Patience is a virtue I take you do not have."

LC: "So sue me."

[Kip Douglass chokes him with the Stretcher.
Kip Douglass hits a double underhook suplex on Hot Shot Donovan.
Kip Douglass attempts to place Hot Shot Donovan on the turnbuckle, but
Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Kip Douglass whips Hot Shot Donovan into the turnbuckle.
Kip Douglass charges into the corner.
Kip Douglass nails Hot Shot Donovan with a Japanese armdrag takedown.
Kip Douglass goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Hot Shot Donovan
counters it with a punch.
In turn, Kip Douglass counters it with an armbreaker.
Kip Douglass seemingly enjoys the boos.
Kip Douglass executes a back suplex on Hot Shot Donovan.
Kip Douglass goes for a bridging back suplex, but Hot Shot Donovan
counters it with a go-behind.
Kip Douglass re-reverses it.
Kip Douglass executes a spin kick on Hot Shot Donovan.
Kip Douglass chokes him with the Stretcher.]

TM: "Douglass taking control of the match. This could spell
trouble for Hot Shot."

LC: "Douglass is still wet behind the ears. He'll make one
mistake, and then it'll all be over."

[Kip Douglass uses a double underhook backbreaker on Hot Shot Donovan.
Kip Douglass is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Kip Douglass runs into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a savate kick, but Kip Douglass ducks out of the way.
Kip Douglass kicks Hot Shot Donovan.
Kip Douglass is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Kip Douglass kicks Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan punches Kip Douglass.
A portion of the crowd is booing Hot Shot Donovan.
Kip Douglass hits Hot Shot Donovan.
Kip Douglass chops Hot Shot Donovan.
Kip Douglass is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Hot Shot Donovan punches Kip Douglass.
Hot Shot Donovan is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Kip Douglass chops Hot Shot Donovan.
Kip Douglass is starting to get more cheers than boos.]

TM: "Each man trying to outdo the other in this minor exchange of hits."

LC: "Don't resort to this. It will only delay the inevitable."

[Kip Douglass executes a double underhook backbreaker on Hot Shot Donovan.
Kip Douglass acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Kip Douglass goes for a Japanese armdrag takedown, but Hot Shot Donovan
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Hot Shot Donovan hits him with the Stretcher.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Kip Douglass down with a tiger suplex.
Hot Shot Donovan is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Kip Douglass out of the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a head tope, but Kip Douglass moves out of the way.
Trisha Deneke comes from behind and distracts Kip Douglass.]

LC: "Ah, the lovely Trisha. Taking matter into her own hands."

TM: "Should be illegal."

LC: "Should be, but it's a No DQ match."

[Hot Shot Donovan uses a bodyslam on Kip Douglass.
Hot Shot Donovan knocks Kip Douglass into the ringpost.
Hot Shot Donovan chokes him with the Stretcher.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Kip Douglass into the guardrail.
Trisha Deneke comes from behind and distracts Kip Douglass.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Kip Douglass into the guardrail.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a dropkick on Kip Douglass.
Hot Shot Donovan knocks Kip Douglass into the ringsteps.
Hot Shot Donovan is starting to get more cheers than boos.]

TM: "With her help, Donovan has managed to take back this
match."

LC: "Good help is so hard to find."

[Hot Shot Donovan chokes him with the Stretcher.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Kip Douglass into the guardrail.
Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd.
Hot Shot Donovan is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Trisha Deneke comes from behind, but Kip Douglass nails Trisha Deneke.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a kick to the midsection on Kip Douglass.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a jawbreaker on Kip Douglass.
Hot Shot Donovan takes Kip Douglass down with a brain buster.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Kip Douglass back into the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan nails Kip Douglass with a bodyslam.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a Frankensteiner on Kip Douglass.
Hot Shot Donovan executes an enzuigiri on Kip Douglass.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Kip Douglass out of the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan goes through the ropes.
Trisha Deneke comes from behind and distracts Kip Douglass.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Kip Douglass into the guardrail.]

TM: "It's all Donovan now."

LC: "Kip is being taught what the term 'wrestling' means."

[Hot Shot Donovan whips Kip Douglass into the guardrail.
Hot Shot Donovan throws Kip Douglass back into the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Kip Douglass with an enzuigiri.
Hot Shot Donovan acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Kip Douglass with a kick to the thigh.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a Frankensteiner on Kip Douglass.
Hot Shot Donovan seemingly enjoys the boos.
Hot Shot Donovan gives the sign for the Hot Kick.
Hot Shot Donovan executes the Hot Kick on Kip Douglass.
Hot Shot Donovan is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a swinging neckbreaker on Kip Douglass.
The cheers for Hot Shot Donovan are drowning out the boos.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a knee to the back on Kip Douglass.]

TM: "Donovan landing the Hot Kick on Douglass, but doesn't pu him on the
stretcher."

LC: "Class is in session. Watch and learn."

[Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Kip Douglass blocks it.
Kip Douglass uses a back suplex on Hot Shot Donovan.
Kip Douglass goes for a spin kick, but Hot Shot Donovan ducks out of the way.
Hot Shot Donovan executes the Hot Kick on Kip Douglass.
Kip Douglass's head hits the steel stretcher.
Hot Shot Donovan tries to put Kip Douglass on the Stretcher.]

LC: "For once, someone is using the stretcher as properly
designated."

TM: "This could be the end of Kip Douglass.  His head hit very hard.  I
haven't seen him move yet."

Hot Shot Donovan puts Kip Douglass on the Stretcher.
The attendants carry Kip Douglass back to the locker room.
Hot Shot Donovan doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's
getting.]

RA: "The winner is Hot Shot Donovan. Time of match: 0:09:26"

TM: "And again, Donovan survives the gauntlet."

LC: "With that, he moves one step closer to winning this
thing. Or one step closer to being beaten out."

TM: "With that said, let's get ready for our next battle in
the Run of Death."

RA: "This contest is a Table Death match scheduled for one fall."

["California Love" by 2pac starts to play.]

RA: "Hot Shot Donovan's opponent, led to the ring by Baby Girl, from Los
Angeles, California, weighing in at 238 pounds, El Cholo!"

[Baby Girl and El Cholo make their way to the ring.  El Cholo is
scarfing down a gordita as he enters the ring.]

TM: "One half of the KBK taking on Hot Shot Donovan, in
Cholo's first match in this Run of Death."

LC: "Donovan all the way."

[They lock up.
El Cholo goes for a chokehold, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan chokes him with the table.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a bodyslam, but El Cholo blocks it.
El Cholo chokes him with the table.
El Cholo takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a leg lariat.
El Cholo runs into the ropes.
El Cholo hits Hot Shot Donovan with a kick.
El Cholo executes a leg lariat on Hot Shot Donovan.
El Cholo executes a piledriver on Hot Shot Donovan.
El Cholo is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.]

TM: "El Cholo taking early lead of this match."

LC: "Donovan is just getting warmed up."

TM: "You're joking, right?"

[El Cholo goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but Hot Shot Donovan ducks
out of the way.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a vertical suplex, but El Cholo reverses it.
El Cholo whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan misses with a kick.
Hot Shot Donovan and El Cholo get hit with a double clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan uses an enzuigiri on El Cholo.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a knee to the back on El Cholo.
El Cholo begs off.
Hot Shot Donovan takes El Cholo down with a bodyslam.
Hot Shot Donovan takes El Cholo down with a jawbreaker.]

LC: "Nope. Now that he's warmed up, he's taking the match
into his own hands."

TM: "And he is all over El Cholo."

Hot Shot Donovan nails El Cholo with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Hot Shot Donovan is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for the Hot Kick, but El Cholo counters it with
a single-leg takedown.
El Cholo nails Hot Shot Donovan with a moonsault bodyblock.
El Cholo is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
El Cholo uses an enzuigiri to the face on Hot Shot Donovan.
El Cholo goes for a vertical suplex, but Hot Shot Donovan reverses it.
El Cholo re-reverses it.
El Cholo hits a kick to the head on Hot Shot Donovan.
El Cholo takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a senton.

TM: "El Cholo not wanting to let Donovan have too much say
in the outcome of this match."

LC: "Donovan must be getting tired by now."

[El Cholo hits him with the table.
El Cholo throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
El Cholo goes through the ropes.
El Cholo sets up a table.
El Cholo is handed brass knuckles.
El Cholo hits him with the knuckles.
El Cholo is starting to get more cheers than boos.
El Cholo whips Hot Shot Donovan into the guardrail.
El Cholo hits Hot Shot Donovan with a cartwheel kick.
El Cholo goes for the Run For The Border, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a kick to the head.
A portion of the crowd is booing Hot Shot Donovan.]

TM: "And Donovan countering El Cholo's finisher."

LC: "Have you eaten a Gordita today?"

TM: "Can't say that I have."

LC: "What about watched the Chicken Channel?"

TM: "Nope."

LC: "Wait until the Almighty Chiuahaha hears about this."

[Hot Shot Donovan sets up El Cholo on the table.
Hot Shot Donovan tries to drive El Cholo through the table with a back suplex,
but he blocks it.
Trisha Deneke comes from behind, but El Cholo nails Trisha Deneke.
Trisha Deneke comes from behind and distracts El Cholo.]

TM: "Trisha doing her usual job."

LC: "It's nice to have a woman who knows her place."

[Hot Shot Donovan goes for a savate kick, but El Cholo ducks out of the way.
El Cholo goes for a powerslam, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
Hot Shot Donovan whips El Cholo into the guardrail.
Hot Shot Donovan whips El Cholo into the guardrail.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a tiger suplex on El Cholo.
Hot Shot Donovan whips El Cholo into the guardrail.
Hot Shot Donovan whips El Cholo into the guardrail.
Hot Shot Donovan nails El Cholo with a Frankensteiner.
Hot Shot Donovan whips El Cholo into the guardrail.
Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd.
A portion of the crowd is booing Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan knocks El Cholo into the ringpost.
Hot Shot Donovan knocks El Cholo into the ringsteps.
Hot Shot Donovan seemingly enjoys the boos.
Hot Shot Donovan nails El Cholo with an elbowsmash.]

TM: "Donovan is on fire!"

LC: "That's why they call him the Hot One."

[Hot Shot Donovan hits him with the table.
Hot Shot Donovan whips El Cholo into the guardrail.
Hot Shot Donovan executes an elbowsmash on El Cholo.
Hot Shot Donovan whips El Cholo into the guardrail.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but El Cholo
counters it with a facerake.
El Cholo sets up Hot Shot Donovan on the table.
El Cholo tries to drive Hot Shot Donovan through the table with a piledriver,
but he blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan executes an elbowsmash on El Cholo.
Hot Shot Donovan whips El Cholo into the guardrail.
Hot Shot Donovan sets up El Cholo on the table.
Hot Shot Donovan tries to drive El Cholo through the table with
an Asai moonsault, but he moves out of the way.
The table didn't break.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.

TM: "Oooh. That could have been the end of the match right
there."

LC: "Space Age tables take a lot to bust."

[El Cholo goes for a kick to the head, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan throws El Cholo back into the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a dropkick, but El Cholo side-steps and
Hot Shot Donovan only hits air.
El Cholo doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed
reaction he's getting.
El Cholo goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a backdrop.
Hot Shot Donovan executes an enzuigiri on El Cholo.
Baby Girl tries to interfere, but Trisha Deneke prevents her from doing so.

TM: "And a minor spat between Baby Girl and Trisha."

LC: "Trisha really does know her role. She not only can
distract Donovan's opposition, she also defends him against
the managers."

[Hot Shot Donovan takes El Cholo down with a snap suplex.
El Cholo takes Hot Shot Donovan down with an enzuigiri to the face.
El Cholo throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
El Cholo goes through the ropes.
El Cholo sets up Hot Shot Donovan on the table.
El Cholo executes the Run For The Border through the table.
The table is broken in half.]

TM: "And the table is broken in half! Now, Donovan has until
the count of ten to get back up."

[Scott Thomas counts: one, Hot Shot Donovan gets back to his feet.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Hot Shot Donovan.
El Cholo nails Hot Shot Donovan with a flying bulldog.
El Cholo throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
El Cholo goes through the ropes.
Trisha Deneke comes from behind and distracts El Cholo.
Hot Shot Donovan sets up a table.
Hot Shot Donovan throws El Cholo back into the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan brings the table into the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan throws El Cholo out of the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a head tope, but El Cholo moves out of the way.
El Cholo executes the Run For The Border on Hot Shot Donovan on the concrete
floor.
Hot Shot Donovan is out cold.]

TM: "And another Run For the Border....on the concrete!"

LC: "And Donovan is not moving. This could spell trouble."

[El Cholo sets up Hot Shot Donovan on the table.
El Cholo executes a DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is wildly cheering El Cholo with only a few scattered boos audible.
Scott Thomas counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
Hot Shot Donovan gets back to his feet.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Hot Shot Donovan.]

LC: "And he gets up at the count of nine! What tenacity."

TM: "It's feats like this that makes Donovan one of the best
competitors in the SWF."

[El Cholo throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
El Cholo jumps onto him with a corkscrew plancha.
El Cholo sets up a table.
El Cholo sets up Hot Shot Donovan on the table.
El Cholo executes a moonsault bodyblock through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Scott Thomas counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Hot Shot Donovan gets back to his feet.
The cheers for Hot Shot Donovan are drowning out the boos.]

TM: "And an eight count this time!"

LC: "How many tables will we go through in this match?"

[El Cholo whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a palm blow on El Cholo.
Hot Shot Donovan nails El Cholo with an enzuigiri.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a savate kick on El Cholo.
Hot Shot Donovan nails El Cholo with a palm blow.
Hot Shot Donovan whips El Cholo into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan and El Cholo get hit with a double clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan uses a kick to the thigh on El Cholo.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a kick to the midsection, but El Cholo blocks it.
El Cholo throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
El Cholo jumps onto him with a corkscrew plancha.
El Cholo is handed a fire extinguisher.
El Cholo hits him with the fire extinguisher.
Hot Shot Donovan is busted wide open.]

LC: "Blood! Blood!"

TM: "From a fire extinguisher, no less."

[El Cholo whips Hot Shot Donovan into the guardrail.
El Cholo throws Hot Shot Donovan back into the ring.
El Cholo brings the table into the ring.
Hot Shot Donovan sets up El Cholo on the table.
Hot Shot Donovan executes an Asai moonsault through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Hot Shot Donovan.
Scott Thomas counts: one, two, three, four, El Cholo gets back to his feet.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.]

TM: "And El Cholo gets up after only four."

LC: "I'd like to invite everyone here in the arena to the
big bonfire we are going to be having after the show."

TM: "Bonfire? What are you talking about?"

LC: "They have to do something with all these broken
tables."

[Hot Shot Donovan executes the Hot Kick on El Cholo.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Hot Shot Donovan.
Hot Shot Donovan hits an inverted atomic drop on El Cholo.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a kick to the midsection, but El Cholo blocks it.
El Cholo throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
El Cholo goes through the ropes.
El Cholo sets up a table.
El Cholo sets up Hot Shot Donovan on the table.
El Cholo executes the Run For The Border through the table.
The table is broken in half.]

TM: "And here it goes again."

[Scott Thomas counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Hot Shot Donovan
gets back to his feet.
The cheers for Hot Shot Donovan are drowning out the boos.]

LC: "Only six this time. El Cholo might find out that
Donovan has a very big reserve of energy."

[El Cholo throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
El Cholo goes for a corkscrew plancha, but Hot Shot Donovan moves out of
the way.
El Cholo is out cold.
Hot Shot Donovan sets up a table.
Hot Shot Donovan whips El Cholo into the guardrail.
Trisha Deneke comes from behind and distracts El Cholo.
Hot Shot Donovan sets up El Cholo on the table.
Hot Shot Donovan executes an Asai moonsault through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The cheers for Hot Shot Donovan are drowning out the boos.
Scott Thomas counts: one, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, El Cholo gets back to his feet.]

TM: "And a nine count! Donovan almost made it to the next
round."

LC: "It aint over till the ring bell rings."

[Hot Shot Donovan hits El Cholo with a kick to the midsection.
Hot Shot Donovan hits El Cholo with a palm blow.
Hot Shot Donovan hits him with the table.
Hot Shot Donovan hits an elbowsmash on El Cholo.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a snap suplex on El Cholo.
The cheers for Hot Shot Donovan are drowning out the boos.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a kick to the midsection on El Cholo.
Hot Shot Donovan hits El Cholo.
The cheers for Hot Shot Donovan are drowning out the boos.
Hot Shot Donovan kicks El Cholo.
The cheers for Hot Shot Donovan are drowning out the boos.
Hot Shot Donovan is bleeding profusely.
Hot Shot Donovan hits a chop on El Cholo.]

TM: "Look at the blood coming from Donovan. He is going to
need medical attention, I think."

LC: "And if he manages to win this match, he'll be at even
more of a disadvantage from the next one."

[Hot Shot Donovan hits him with the table.
Hot Shot Donovan hits an enzuigiri on El Cholo.
Hot Shot Donovan hits El Cholo with a savate kick.
Hot Shot Donovan takes El Cholo down with an enzuigiri.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a flying dropkick, but Baby Girl shoves him off
the turnbuckle.
Hot Shot Donovan doesn't quite know what to do with the
mixed reaction he's getting.
Scott Thomas threatens El Cholo with disqualification.
El Cholo throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
El Cholo goes through the ropes.
El Cholo sets up a table.
El Cholo sets up Hot Shot Donovan on the table.
El Cholo executes a DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Scott Thomas counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
Hot Shot Donovan gets back to his feet.
Hot Shot Donovan doesn't quite know what to do with the
mixed reaction he 's getting.]

TM: "And another nine count! This has got to be annoying El
Cholo."

LC: "But it's certainly giving Hot Shot the boost he needs."

[El Cholo uses a flying bulldog on Hot Shot Donovan.
El Cholo throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring.
El Cholo goes through the ropes.
El Cholo sets up a table.
El Cholo sets up Hot Shot Donovan on the table.
El Cholo executes a moonsault bodyblock through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is wildly cheering El Cholo with only a few scattered boos
audible.]

TM: "Listen to that crowd! Thomas begins the count....."

[Scott Thomas counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
nine, ten.
The crowd is wildly cheering El Cholo with only a few scattered boos
audible.]

LC: "No! Donovan has come to an end!"

RA: "The winner is El Cholo. Time of match: 0:15:30"

TM: "What a match that was. El Cholo advances to the next
round of the Run of Death, but let's give credit where it's
due. Hot Shot Donovan put on an incredible show here
tonight. Well, that about wraps it up for Larry and I. See
you all in a few weeks. Now over to Simon and Night Shade."

[Cut to a shot of Simon Phoenix and Night Shade Lane at another
broadcast booth.]

SP: Well here we are in beautiful Seattle Washington.

NS: Phoenix have you looked outside yet?

SP: I was out there earlier.

NS: And you are going to tell these people it is beautiful outside with all
the rain and stuff.

SP: I was talking about the city in general not the weather. Now as I was
saying... I am Simon Phoenix and with me tonight is my partner Night Shade
Lane. We will have the privilege of presiding over several matches tonight.

NS: That's right we will over see matches 5, 6, 7, & 8 of the Run of Death.
This starts off with an "I-quit" between Ricky Watts and El Cholo of the Kold
Blooded Killaz.

SP: Then we will be commentating on number 6 which will be a Caribbean Strap
match.

NS: Number 7 is a Brass Knuckles On A Pole match.

SP: And finally the winner will face a Texas Death Cage match in round 8.

NS: It is going to be one hell of a show so without further ado let's get this
thing started.

RA: This contest is a I-quit-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled
for one fall.

[The lights once again begin to dim and the entranceway is lit with neon
lights. Color laser lights are shooting all around the arena and "Aranjuez,
mon Amour" begins to play over the sound system.]

El Cholo's opponent, hailing from Oakland, California, weighing in at 235
pounds, "Wild Card" Ricky Watts!!

[Ricky appears in the entranceway and the crowd begins cheering Ricky as he
makes his way to the ring, Climbing up into the ring, he drops his robe, walks
over to one of the turnbuckles, steps up on the ropes and salutes the crowd.
The crowd goes wild. Ricky continues to go to each corner till he has
addressed the entire arena.]

SP: I can't believe Ricky made it into the Run Of Death.

NS: Everyone has something to prove. I guess this is his way of proving
how good he is.

SP: But what if he doesn't win?

NS: Then he wasn't that good, was he?

SP: Well Shhh says it is all about confidence. Let's see if it works with
Ricky.

NS: I hardly think so. No one has confidence like The Shhh Man.

SP: They are in the ring and there goes the bell.

[They lock up.
Ricky Watts executes a snap suplex on El Cholo.
A small "Ricky Watts" chant is being started.
Ricky Watts whips El Cholo into the turnbuckle.
Ricky Watts takes El Cholo down with a backspin DDT.
Ricky Watts whips El Cholo into the ropes.
El Cholo takes Ricky Watts down with a Yakuza kick.
El Cholo runs into the ropes.
Ricky Watts and El Cholo get hit with a double clothesline.
Ricky Watts hits El Cholo with a side suplex.
The crowd is starting to get behind Ricky Watts.
Ricky Watts goes for a kneedrop, but El Cholo counters it with a roll away.
El Cholo hits Ricky Watts with a spin kick.
El Cholo runs into the ropes.
El Cholo nails Ricky Watts with a clothesline.
El Cholo throws Ricky Watts out of the ring.
El Cholo goes through the ropes.]

SP: El Cholo seems to have been playing with Watts and is getting ready to do
some damage.

NS: El Cholo wants to take Ricky to his playground.

[El Cholo sets up a table.
El Cholo whips Ricky Watts into the guardrail.
El Cholo reenters the ring.
Ricky Watts follows him back in.
El Cholo whips Ricky Watts into the ropes.
Ricky Watts hits El Cholo with a shoulderblock.
Ricky Watts salutes the crowd.
A small "Ricky Watts" chant is being started.
Ricky Watts executes a chop on El Cholo.
Ricky Watts punches El Cholo.
Ricky Watts chops El Cholo.
The crowd is starting to get behind Ricky Watts.]

SP: Watts has executed a few light moves on Cholo but nothing to do any
real damage.

NS: Reguardless the crowd seems to like Watts.

SP: Well a lot of people like losers.  Look at me...I like you.

NS: Thanks man....Hey was that an insult?

[El Cholo hits Ricky Watts.
Quite a few boos are audible.
El Cholo chops Ricky Watts.
El Cholo kicks Ricky Watts.
El Cholo nails Ricky Watts with a spinning power bomb.
El Cholo goes for the Run For The Border, but Ricky Watts counters it with
a kick to the head.]

SP: Cholo is trying to excute his finisher early in the match but Watts
wants it to continue and nails Cholo with a boot to the head.

[The crowd is really behind Ricky Watts.
Ricky Watts whips El Cholo into the ropes.
Ricky Watts hits El Cholo with an elbow.
Ricky Watts runs into the ropes.
Ricky Watts hits El Cholo with a shoulderblock.
Ricky Watts goes for a Russian legsweep, but El Cholo counters it with
an elbowsmash.
El Cholo executes a dragon suplex on Ricky Watts.
El Cholo takes Ricky Watts down with a savate kick.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
El Cholo executes an enzuigiri to the face on Ricky Watts.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
El Cholo uses a kick to the head on Ricky Watts.
El Cholo yells "Westside!".
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.]

NS: It looks like they may be getting serious here.

SP: Perhaps...but much more garbage and we won't be able to see the pin.

[El Cholo goes for a DDT, but Ricky Watts counters it with a low blow.
Ricky Watts goes for a bulldog headlock, but El Cholo counters it with
a throw-off.
El Cholo throws Ricky Watts out of the ring.
El Cholo goes through the ropes.
El Cholo sets up Ricky Watts on the table.]

NS: This is the second table that Cholo has set up.

SP: I think it is the same one isn't it. Well at least he is going to use
this one.

[El Cholo executes a piledriver through the table.
The table didn't break.]

NS: Yeah to eat off of...

[El Cholo whips Ricky Watts into the guardrail.
Baby Girl comes from behind and distracts Ricky Watts.
El Cholo nails Ricky Watts with a clothesline.
El Cholo nails Ricky Watts with the Garvin Stomp.
El Cholo throws Ricky Watts back into the ring.
El Cholo whips Ricky Watts into the turnbuckle, but Ricky Watts reverses it.
Ricky Watts runs shoulder-first into the corner, but El Cholo lifts his knee.
El Cholo kicks Ricky Watts.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.]

NS: Well Baby Girl is doing a good job like always. Gave Cholo just enough
time for Cholo to act.

SP: But apparently he got tied of being outside the ring and wanted in...so
he throws Watts back in...

NS: Personally I would of left his ass on the concrete myself.

[El Cholo chops Ricky Watts.
Ricky Watts hits El Cholo.
Ricky Watts kicks El Cholo.
Ricky Watts has the crowd going wild.
Ricky Watts hits El Cholo with a spinebuster slam.
Ricky Watts has the crowd going wild.]

SP: A spinebuster slam and Cholo is shaken up a little.

[Ricky Watts whips El Cholo into the ropes.
Ricky Watts goes for a spinebuster slam, but El Cholo counters it with
a kneelift.]

NS: He fell for it once, but not twice. Watts is trying to figure out what's
wrong.

SP: He started wrestling that's what's wrong.

[El Cholo executes a dragon suplex on Ricky Watts.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
El Cholo runs into the ropes.
Ricky Watts and El Cholo get hit with a double clothesline.
Ricky Watts kicks El Cholo.
Ricky Watts has the crowd going wild.
El Cholo kicks Ricky Watts.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.]

NS: I think that security needs to be beefed up at these things. I can't
believe how rowdy these people are getting.

[El Cholo kicks Ricky Watts.
El Cholo chops Ricky Watts.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
El Cholo locks Ricky Watts in a standing wristlock.]

SP: Cholo has Watts in a standing wristlock and Watts is in serious trouble.

NS: If he keeps it up, Watts may never be able to write again.

SP: Ricky has his eyes shut tightly trying to endure the pain but I think he
is ready to...

[Ricky Watts submits after 15 seconds.]

NS: SUBMIT!  Watts just submitted!  Cholo has done it and Watts is gone!

[The ring is quickly filling up with debris.]

SP: The fans are irate. And are throwing everything into the ring.

NS: I think we may be back in the sixties!

SP: Why is that Shade?

NS: Because I think I saw a few burning bras going into that pile.

["California Love" begins to play]

RA: The winner in a time of 5:08 is El Cholo.

SP: I don;t know if Ricky can show his face around here again after
submitting to a wristlock.

NS: I believe the Great Godita had something to do with it.

SP: Be that as it may Cholo moves up and faces The Headhunter in a Caribbean
Strap match.

NS: This is going to be one action packed match...KBK vs The Revolution.

RA: This contest is a Caribbean Strap match scheduled for one fall.

["Staying Alive" by Wyclef Jean starts to play and the Revolution logo fills
the video wall.]

El Cholo's opponent, fighting out of Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at
252 pounds, The Headhunter!!

[Headhunter walks out through the entrance as red and silver fireworks are
launched. He continues to keep on walking on down the aisle into the ring.
The crowd, for the most part, cheers.]

SP: It is kind of hard to tell who these people are favoring in this match.

NS: Would you like me to tell you who I favor?

SP: NO! Let's just get this thing going.

NS: What ever you say...There goes the bell.

[They lock up.
El Cholo nails The Headhunter with a savate kick.
El Cholo places The Headhunter on the turnbuckle.
El Cholo nails The Headhunter with a belly-to-back superplex.
The crowd is booing El Cholo.
El Cholo executes a spinning power bomb on The Headhunter.
A fan at ringside badmouths El Cholo.
El Cholo tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but The Headhunter takes
him down.]

SP: Cholo starts out early trying to hit all theturn buckles in sucession but
The Headhunter stops him after #1.

[The Headhunter executes the Hit on El Cholo.
The Headhunter kicks El Cholo.
The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter punches El Cholo.
The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Headhunter hits El Cholo with a brain buster.
The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".
The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter.]

NS: That may be true and tonight you have a chance to prove it.

[The Headhunter tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but El Cholo is in the way.
The Headhunter whips him with the Caribbean Strap.
The Headhunter hits a fisherman suplex on El Cholo.
The Headhunter whips El Cholo into the turnbuckle.
The Headhunter executes a kick to the head on El Cholo.
The crowd is really behind The Headhunter.
The Headhunter hits El Cholo with a European uppercut.
The Headhunter nails El Cholo with a jumping side kick.
There are lots of chants for The Headhunter.
The Headhunter whips him with the Caribbean Strap.
The Headhunter attempts to place El Cholo on the turnbuckle, but El Cholo
blocks it.
The Headhunter goes for a DDT, but El Cholo blocks it.]

NS: The Headhunter has attempted a few moves but Cholo is not rolling over for
him.

[El Cholo nails The Headhunter with a handspring elbow.
El Cholo further incites the crowd.
El Cholo whips him with the Caribbean Strap.
El Cholo goes for a clothesline, but The Headhunter counters it with a
crucifix.
The Headhunter nails El Cholo with a faceslam.
The Headhunter has the crowd going wild.
The Headhunter takes El Cholo down with a reverse neckbreaker.
The crowd is behind The Headhunter all the way.
The Headhunter goes for a kick to the head, but El Cholo blocks it.
El Cholo takes The Headhunter down with a handspring elbow.
Numerous fans are using El Cholo for target practice.
El Cholo hits him with the Caribbean Strap.
El Cholo uses a flying bulldog on The Headhunter.
El Cholo takes The Headhunter down with a kick to the head.]

SP: Ducking and dodging garbage Cholo has managed to nail The Headhunter with
a few good moves.

NS: But not good enough to pin him.

[Baby Girl throws a fire extinguisher into the ring.
El Cholo tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but The Headhunter takes him down.
The Headhunter goes for a dragon suplex, but El Cholo counters it with
a backward kick.
El Cholo hits him with the fire extinguisher.
El Cholo hits him with the Caribbean Strap.
El Cholo executes a senton on The Headhunter.
El Cholo takes The Headhunter down with a piledriver.
El Cholo yells "Westside!".
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.]

NS: These people just don't want to get down with the home boyz.

[El Cholo whips him with the Caribbean Strap.
El Cholo nails The Headhunter with a gutwrench suplex.
El Cholo yells "Westside!".
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
El Cholo nails The Headhunter with the Garvin Stomp.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
El Cholo executes a flying spinning leg lariat on The Headhunter.
El Cholo whips him with the Caribbean Strap.
El Cholo hits a diving shoulderblock on The Headhunter.
El Cholo hits him with the fire extinguisher.]

SP: Fire extinguisher in hand and The Headhunter on the mat.

NS: But fortunately The Headhunter was able to bounce back quickly.

[El Cholo is being booed out of the building.
El Cholo uses a flying spinning leg lariat on The Headhunter.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
El Cholo tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but The Headhunter is in the way.
El Cholo uses a gutwrench suplex on The Headhunter.
El Cholo chokes him with the Caribbean Strap.
El Cholo executes the Run For The Border on The Headhunter.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
El Cholo tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but The Headhunter is there
before him.
The Headhunter tries to hit turnbuckle number two, but El Cholo takes
him down.]

SP: I feel like I am at the American Gladiator competition running and
bouncing off things.

[El Cholo catches The Headhunter in an abdominal stretch.
The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
El Cholo nails The Headhunter with a headbutt.
El Cholo takes The Headhunter down with a spinning power bomb.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
El Cholo tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but The Headhunter takes him down.
The Headhunter executes the Hit on El Cholo.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter hits a jumping side kick on El Cholo.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.]

NS: Double H is eating up all of this attention that the crowd is giving him.

[The Headhunter goes for a front-layout suplex, but El Cholo blocks it.
El Cholo goes for a vertical suplex, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter hits El Cholo.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter punches El Cholo.
The Headhunter places El Cholo on the turnbuckle.
The Headhunter goes for a top-rope DDT, but El Cholo blocks it.
El Cholo throws The Headhunter off the turnbuckle.
El Cholo nails The Headhunter with a Frankensteiner from the top rope.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
El Cholo hits him with the fire extinguisher.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
El Cholo tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but The Headhunter takes him down.
The Headhunter nails El Cholo with a piledriver.
El Cholo begs off.]

NS: You wuss... get in there and fight like the Chihuahua that you are.

[The Headhunter tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but El Cholo is in the way.
The Headhunter goes for a dragon suplex, but El Cholo counters it with
a backward kick.
El Cholo hits a spinning power bomb on The Headhunter.
El Cholo chokes him with the Caribbean Strap.
El Cholo gives the sign for the Run For The Border.
El Cholo executes the Run For The Border on The Headhunter.
El Cholo whips The Headhunter into the turnbuckle.
El Cholo runs shoulder-first into the corner, but The Headhunter lifts his
knee.
The Headhunter uses a Victory Roll on El Cholo.]

NS: Hey that is McKenzie's move.

SP: Perhaps he should him how to perfect it.

NS: Why is he using it in a match where you have to tag all 4 corners to
win?

[The Headhunter nails El Cholo with a dropkick.
The Headhunter executes a backspin DDT on El Cholo.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Headhunter places El Cholo on the turnbuckle.
The Headhunter uses a top-rope DDT on El Cholo.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter takes El Cholo down with a front-layout superplex.
The Headhunter goes for a dragon suplex, but El Cholo blocks it.
El Cholo takes a swing at The Headhunter with the fire extinguisher, but he
gets out of the way.]

SP: Cholo swings and a miss!

[The Headhunter snatches the fire extinguisher from him.
The Headhunter takes a swing at El Cholo with the fire extinguisher, but he
gets out of the way.
El Cholo snatches the fire extinguisher from him.
El Cholo hits him with the fire extinguisher.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
El Cholo hits him with a fire extinguisher.
El Cholo hits an enzuigiri to the face on The Headhunter.
El Cholo kicks The Headhunter.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
El Cholo chops The Headhunter.
El Cholo is being booed out of the building.
El Cholo hits The Headhunter.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
The Headhunter kicks El Cholo.
El Cholo kicks The Headhunter.
El Cholo chops The Headhunter.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.]

SP: Exchange of a few hits and kicks but nothing damaging at the moment.

[El Cholo takes The Headhunter down with a savate kick.
El Cholo goes for a piledriver, but The Headhunter counters it with
a slingshot into the turnbuckle.
The crowd erupts.
The Headhunter hits El Cholo with a belly-to-back suplex.
The Headhunter tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but El Cholo is in the way.
The Headhunter throws El Cholo out of the ring.
The Headhunter goes through the ropes.
The Headhunter hits him with the Caribbean Strap.
Baby Girl comes from behind and distracts The Headhunter.
El Cholo throws The Headhunter back into the ring.
El Cholo throws The Headhunter out of the ring.
El Cholo goes for a corkscrew plancha, but The Headhunter moves out of the way.
El Cholo is out cold.]

SP: El Cholo just took a nasty fall.

NS: He is certainly taking his time at regaining consciousness

[Baby Girl comes from behind, but The Headhunter nails Baby Girl.
Baby Girl comes from behind and distracts The Headhunter.]

NS: He sees Baby Girl and is thinking Kirsten.

[El Cholo hits him with the Caribbean Strap.
El Cholo whips him with the Caribbean Strap.
El Cholo executes the Run For The Border on The Headhunter
on the concrete floor.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
El Cholo goes for a leg lariat, but The Headhunter ducks out of the way.
Baby Girl comes from behind, but The Headhunter nails Baby Girl.]

NS: Night Night Baby.

[Baby Girl comes from behind and distracts The Headhunter.
El Cholo chokes him with the Caribbean Strap.
El Cholo throws The Headhunter back into the ring.
El Cholo brings the table into the ring.
Baby Girl enters the ring and hits The Headhunter with the cane.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
The Headhunter is out cold.
El Cholo executes a leg lariat on The Headhunter.
El Cholo yells "Westside!".
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.]

SP: How long to you think it is going to take to clean up this mess?

NS: I am just wondering where they are getting all of this stuff.

[El Cholo takes The Headhunter down with a dragon suplex.
El Cholo whips him with the Caribbean Strap.
El Cholo goes for a dragon suplex, but The Headhunter counters it with
a backward kick.
The Headhunter executes the Hit on El Cholo.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.
El Cholo begs off.
The Headhunter places El Cholo on the turnbuckle.
The Headhunter uses a belly-to-back superplex on El Cholo.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
El Cholo begs off.
The Headhunter uses a jawbreaker on El Cholo.
The Headhunter executes the Hit on El Cholo.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.
The Headhunter sets up El Cholo on the table.
The Headhunter executes a piledriver through the table.
The table didn't break.]

SP: The Headhunter is clearly shocked seeing the table still in one piece.

NS: I think someone forgot to score it before the show.

[The Headhunter whips him with the Caribbean Strap.
The Headhunter uses a Frankensteiner on El Cholo.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter sets up El Cholo on the table.
The Headhunter tries to drive El Cholo through the table with a brain buster,
but he blocks it.
El Cholo takes The Headhunter down with a handspring elbow.
El Cholo is being booed out of the building.
El Cholo yells "Westside!".
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
El Cholo nails The Headhunter with an enzuigiri to the face.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The Headhunter gouges his eyes.
The crowd erupts.]

NS: Didn't Cholo just complain about this eye gouging thing and believes it
was a conspiracy.

SP: I do believe I remember reading that. But I also remember The Headhunter
performing the HIT after it... maybe history will repeat itself.

[The Headhunter nails El Cholo with a front-layout superplex.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.
The Headhunter executes a kick to the head on El Cholo.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.]

NS: Double H is looking real good out there.

SP: That is true but you have to remember Cholo has already had two
matches tonight.

[The Headhunter takes El Cholo down with a bridging back suplex.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter chokes him with the Caribbean Strap.]

NS: Cholo does turn a nice shade of blue, don't you think Phoenix?

[The Headhunter uses a swinging neckbreaker on El Cholo.
The Headhunter tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but El Cholo is there
before him.
El Cholo tries to hit turnbuckle number two, but The Headhunter is in the way.
El Cholo uses a handspring elbow on The Headhunter.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
El Cholo sets up The Headhunter on the table.
El Cholo tries to drive The Headhunter through the table with a DDT, but he
blocks it.
The Headhunter throws El Cholo out of the ring.
The Headhunter goes through the ropes.
The Headhunter executes the Hit on El Cholo on the concrete floor.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.
El Cholo is out cold.
The Headhunter grabs a baseball bat.]

SP: The Headhunter has a bat and is getting ready to nail El Cholo.

NS: Well turn about is fair play right?

[The Headhunter takes a swing at El Cholo with the baseball bat, but he
gets out of the way.
El Cholo snatches the baseball bat from him.
El Cholo takes a swing at The Headhunter with the baseball bat, but he
gets out of the way.
The Headhunter snatches the baseball bat from him.
The Headhunter hits him with the baseball bat.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but El Cholo counters it with
a facerake.
El Cholo executes the Run For The Border on The Headhunter
on the concrete floor.
El Cholo hits The Headhunter with a diving shoulderblock.
El Cholo sets up The Headhunter on the table.
El Cholo executes a piledriver through the table.
The table didn't break.

SP: Cholo has been having real problems with tables lately.

NS: Perhaps he is not using the right move.

[El Cholo knocks The Headhunter into the ringsteps.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.
El Cholo sets up The Headhunter on the table.]

SP: OK another shot at this.

[El Cholo executes a DDT through the table.
The table didn't break.]

NS: Nope not that move either.

SP: What the hell are these tables made from.

NS: I believe they come from the Petrified Forest company in Hong Kong.

SP: Should of known they were imported.

[El Cholo chokes him with the Caribbean Strap.
El Cholo whips The Headhunter into the guardrail.
El Cholo knocks The Headhunter into the ringsteps.
Baby Girl comes from behind and distracts The Headhunter.
El Cholo whips The Headhunter into the guardrail.
El Cholo goes for a spinning power bomb, but The Headhunter counters it with
a backslide.
The Headhunter goes for a dragon suplex, but El Cholo counters it with
a backward kick.
El Cholo is being booed out of the building.
Baby Girl comes from behind, but The Headhunter nails Baby Girl.]

SP: And there goes Baby Girl. She is going to feel that one in the morning.

[El Cholo executes a moonsault bodyblock on The Headhunter.
El Cholo whips The Headhunter into the guardrail.
El Cholo executes a piledriver on The Headhunter.
El Cholo hits him with the Caribbean Strap.
El Cholo reenters the ring.
The Headhunter follows him back in.
The Headhunter brings the table into the ring.
El Cholo uses a flying spinning leg lariat on The Headhunter.
El Cholo is being booed out of the building.
El Cholo tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but The Headhunter takes him down.
The Headhunter throws El Cholo out of the ring.
The Headhunter goes for a springboard plancha, but El Cholo
moves out of the way.]

NS: I believe I could fly.

SP: It's the landing that gets you everytime.

[The Headhunter is out cold.]

NS: Headhunter is coming to and is trying to stager to his feet. But it
Looks as though Cholo is going to put him down for the count.

[El Cholo grabs the fire extinguisher.
El Cholo hits him with the fire extinguisher.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.]

SP: Cholo nails The Headhunter with the fire extinguisher and The Headhunter
is in trouble.

[El Cholo whips The Headhunter into the guardrail.
El Cholo goes for a cartwheel kick, but The Headhunter side-steps and El Cholo
only hits air.]

SP: Quick thinking by The Headhunter but he is still dazed and confused and
here comes trouble.

[Baby Girl comes from behind, but The Headhunter nails Baby Girl.]

NS: Correction...there goes trouble. Will she never learn?

SP: Well you know what they say. If they are going to act like a man.

NS: Treat them like one.

[El Cholo sets up The Headhunter on the table.
El Cholo executes a senton through the table.
The table didn't break.]

NS: Nope not that one either.

[El Cholo is being booed out of the building.
El Cholo nails The Headhunter with a vertical suplex.
El Cholo knocks The Headhunter into the ringsteps.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
El Cholo is handed brass knuckles.
El Cholo hits him with the knuckles.]

SP: The Headhunter can't seem to get anything going.

NS: And I guess Cholo thinks the only way he is going to win this
Thing is by using a variety of weapons.

[The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
El Cholo sets up The Headhunter on the table.]

SP: Here we go again.

NS: This is like a running gag you see in the movies.

SP: Any guesses on what happens?

[El Cholo tries to drive The Headhunter through the table with an elbowdrop,
but he moves out of the way.
The table didn't break.]

SP: OK someone go show him how it is done please!

[The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter goes for a European uppercut, but El Cholo counters it with a
backslide.
El Cholo chokes him with the Caribbean Strap.
El Cholo whips The Headhunter into the guardrail.
El Cholo executes an enzuigiri to the face on The Headhunter.
El Cholo yells "Westside!".
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
El Cholo hits The Headhunter with a clothesline.
El Cholo takes a swing at The Headhunter with the knuckles, but he
gets out of the way.
The Headhunter snatches the knuckles from him.]

SP: The Headhunter has taken the nucks away from Cholo and is going to show
him the proper way to use them.

[The Headhunter takes a swing at El Cholo with the knuckles, but he
gets out of the way.
El Cholo snatches the knuckles from him.
El Cholo hits him with the knuckles.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.]

NS: Apparently he showed him correctly, because Cholo just rang The
Headhunter's bell with that last connection.

[El Cholo reenters the ring.
The Headhunter follows him back in.
El Cholo executes the Run For The Border on The Headhunter.
El Cholo chokes him with the Caribbean Strap.
El Cholo attempts to place The Headhunter on the turnbuckle, but The Headhunter
blocks it.
El Cholo nails The Headhunter with a flying spinning leg lariat.
El Cholo uses a moonsault bodyblock on The Headhunter.
El Cholo sets up The Headhunter on the table.
El Cholo executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table.
The table didn't break.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
El Cholo attempts to place The Headhunter on the turnbuckle, but The Headhunter
blocks it.
El Cholo goes for a handspring elbow, but The Headhunter side-steps and El
Cholo only hits air.
The crowd erupts.]

SP: Well The Headhunter has made a match out of ducking and weaving.

[The Headhunter hits turnbuckle number one.
The Headhunter executes the Hit on El Cholo.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.]

SP: The Headhunter is starting his turnbuckle rounds but made a quick
side trip to nail Cholo with his finisher before continuing.

NS: El Cholo is trying to focus on what just happened.

[The Headhunter hits turnbuckle number one.
The Headhunter hits turnbuckle number two.
The Headhunter nails El Cholo with a belly-to-back suplex.]

SP: He made it to two before having to deal with Cholo again.

NS: Cholo is determined to stop him and The Headhunter is not going to let him
interfere.

[The Headhunter hits turnbuckle number one.]

SP: ONE!

[The Headhunter hits turnbuckle number two.]

NS: TWO!

[The Headhunter hits turnbuckle number three.]

SP: THREE! And Cholo is trying to get to him.

[The Headhunter hits turnbuckle number four.]

NS: FOUR! He has done it! He has hit the fourth turnbuckle and has won this
match!

[The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
"Staying Alive" begins to blare as The Headhunter raises his arms and
yells. The Revolution Logo Lights up the arena]

NS: The Revolution has pick up the win!

SP: The Headhunter is a very happy person. Cholo was clearly the leader
throughout this match, but it is the one that hits all four that wins.

RA: The winner in a time of 18:18 is The Headhunter!

SP: Were up to round 7 of the Run Of Death and in our match The Headhunter
moves up to face Sven "The Icepick" Pieterson.

NS: Sven has an advantage as The Headhunter has just finished a grueling 18
minute match with El Cholo.

SP: That's true but The Headhunter has been known to keep up with the best of
them.

NS: And have I mentioned yet, that he is part of The Revolution.

[Night Shade points to the word Revolution on his shirt.]

SP: Yes I believe you have...MANY TIMES.  Now shut-up.  We know you are their
number one fans but enough!

NS: Well if that's the way you feel. Then lets get on with the match.

[The Swedish National Anthem begins to play and several people in the
audience stand.]

RA: This contest is a Brass Knuckles On A Pole match scheduled for one fall.

The Headhunter's opponent, led to the ring by Helga, hailing from Stockholm,
Sweden, weighing in at 305 pounds, "The Icepick" Sven Pieterson!!

[Sven and Helga emerge and step onto the rampway. Red and White lights dance
throughout the arena as Sven makes his way to ringside carrying the flag of
Sweden, alongside his manager Helga.]

SP: You got to admit that is a big ole flag.

NS: Hell you have got to admit that that is a big ole boy.

SP: Well, Headhunter is in for his second match, we will see how this one goes.

NS: Have faith my brother.

SP: I'm not sure that is going to have anything to do with this.

NS: Just watch and see.

SP: And so we shall as there goes the bell.

[They lock up.
Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson misses with a kick.
Sven Pieterson goes for a lariat, but The Headhunter counters it with a
hiptoss.
The Headhunter is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]

SP: For someone that just finished a match The Headhunter is starting out
quickly trying to make the pin.

NS: I think he just wants to end this thing quickly so he can get to the top.

[The Headhunter takes Sven Pieterson down with a dragon suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
The Headhunter executes a faceslam on Sven Pieterson.
The crowd is starting to get behind The Headhunter.
The Headhunter tries to climb the pole.
The Headhunter is on the second turnbuckle.
Sven Pieterson brings him down with a superplex.]

SP: Sven takes advantage of Headhunter as he was trying to get those
brass knuckles.

[Sven Pieterson executes a powerslam on The Headhunter.
Matt Compton counts: One, kickout.
Sven Pieterson uses a double underhook suplex on The Headhunter.
Sven Pieterson tries to climb the pole.
Sven Pieterson is on the second turnbuckle.
The Headhunter brings him down with a top-rope DDT.]

NS: And now Headhunter repays the favor.

[Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits Sven Pieterson with an elbow.
The Headhunter hits Sven Pieterson with a jawbreaker.
The Headhunter goes for the Hit, but Sven Pieterson counters it with a
side step.]

SP: Quick thinking by Sven to avoid that kick.

[Sven Pieterson nails The Headhunter with an inverted power bomb.
The crowd is cheering on Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson goes for a bodyslam, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter goes for a dragon suplex, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson goes for a gutwrench suplex, but The Headhunter counters it
with a backdrop.
The Headhunter goes for a dragon suplex, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson tries to climb the pole.
Sven Pieterson is on the second turnbuckle.
The Headhunter pulls him back down.]

NS: Both men really wat to get those knuckles.

[The Headhunter executes a chop on Sven Pieterson.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson misses with an elbow.
Sven Pieterson hits The Headhunter with a kick.
Sven Pieterson whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter
reverses it.
The Headhunter takes Sven Pieterson down with a faceslam.
The Headhunter hits Sven Pieterson with a kick to the head.
The Headhunter whips Sven Pieterson into the ropes, but Sven Pieterson
reverses it.
The Headhunter goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Sven Pieterson
counters it with a side suplex.
Sven Pieterson is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sven Pieterson hits The Headhunter with a powerslam.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
Sven Pieterson nails The Headhunter with a power bomb.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

SP & NS: DA POWER BOMB!

[Sven Pieterson hits a snap suplex on The Headhunter.
Sven Pieterson is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sven Pieterson whips The Headhunter into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson hits The Headhunter with a backdrop.
The Headhunter falls out of the ring.
Sven Pieterson goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Sven Pieterson takes The Headhunter down with a power bomb.
Helga comes from behind, but The Headhunter nails Helga.
Sven Pieterson whips The Headhunter into the guardrail.
Sven Pieterson takes The Headhunter down with a double underhook suplex.
Helga comes from behind, but The Headhunter nails Helga.]

SP: You know I have to give The Headhunter credit. It doesn't bother him to
hit a lady.

NS: Your right Phoenix, but I have to tell you, Helga is no lady.

[Sven Pieterson takes The Headhunter down with an inverted atomic drop.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Sven Pieterson takes The Headhunter down with a vertical suplex.
Sven Pieterson goes for a bodyslam, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter uses a faceslam on Sven Pieterson.
The Headhunter sets up a table.
The Headhunter sets up Sven Pieterson on the table.
The Headhunter tries to drive Sven Pieterson through the table with
a jumping DDT, but he blocks it.
Sven Pieterson sets up The Headhunter on the table.
Sven Pieterson tries to northern lights suplex The Headhunter through
the table, but he moves out of the way.
The table didn't break.
The Headhunter sets up Sven Pieterson on the table.
The Headhunter tries to drive Sven Pieterson through the table with
a belly-to-back superplex, but he blocks it.]

SP: You know perhaps these people would have better luck with other pieces of
furniture...like maybe something made form GLASS!

[Sven Pieterson goes for a German suplex, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter hits Sven Pieterson with a double underhook piledriver.
The Headhunter knocks Sven Pieterson into the ringsteps.
The Headhunter grabs a fire extinguisher.
The Headhunter hits him with the fire extinguisher.
The crowd is behind The Headhunter all the way.]

NS: Sven is definitely dazed from being clobbered with a fire extinguisher.

[The Headhunter knocks Sven Pieterson into the ringsteps.
Helga comes from behind and distracts The Headhunter.
Sven Pieterson executes a gutwrench suplex on The Headhunter.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Sven Pieterson claps.]

NS: This boy needs serious psychiatric and medical help.

[The crowd is really behind Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson whips The Headhunter into the guardrail.
Sven Pieterson whips The Headhunter into the guardrail.
Sven Pieterson executes a powerslam on The Headhunter.
Sven Pieterson sets up The Headhunter on the table.
Sven Pieterson tries to drive The Headhunter through the table with a DDT,
but he blocks it.
Helga comes from behind, but The Headhunter nails Helga.
Sven Pieterson whips The Headhunter into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Headhunter uses a double underhook piledriver on Sven Pieterson.
The Headhunter is handed a road sign.]

SP: Hey Shade can you read what is on that road sign?

[The Headhunter hits him with the road sign.
The crowd erupts.]

NS: Yeah it says STOP!

SP: And that is what he is trying to do to Pieterson. Make him stop!

[The Headhunter sets up Sven Pieterson on the table.
The Headhunter executes a DDT through the table.
The table didn't break.
The Headhunter throws Sven Pieterson back into the ring.
The Headhunter is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
The Headhunter places Sven Pieterson on the turnbuckle.
The Headhunter uses a belly-to-back superplex on Sven Pieterson.
The crowd erupts.
The Headhunter hits a jawbreaker on Sven Pieterson.
The Headhunter executes the Hit on Sven Pieterson.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.]

SP: This match may be all over with. The Headhunter just executed his
finisher on Pieterson.

[The Headhunter goes for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

NS: I can't believe it. What does it take to put this guy away?

[The Headhunter nails Sven Pieterson with a front-layout superplex.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter whips Sven Pieterson into the turnbuckle, but Sven Pieterson
reverses it.
The Headhunter comes back and rocks Sven Pieterson with
a kick to the midsection.
The Headhunter hits Sven Pieterson with a front-layout superplex.
The Headhunter goes for a piledriver, but Sven Pieterson counters it with a
slingshot into the turnbuckle.
Sven Pieterson goes for a lariat, but The Headhunter counters it with a
crucifix.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Helga enters the ring and swings a chair at The Headhunter.]

SP: Helga is upset with that near pin and is seeking revenge.

[Before Helga connects, The Headhunter moves out of the way.
Helga hits Sven Pieterson.]

NS: HAHAHA did you see that? That is what makes The Headhunter a great
wrestler.

SP: And that's what makes Sven very sore.

[The Headhunter throws Helga over the top rope.
The Headhunter goes for a bridging back suplex, but Sven Pieterson
counters it with a go-behind.
Sven Pieterson hits The Headhunter with a Soviet suplex.
The crowd is going crazy.
Sven Pieterson claps.]

NS: He never did get rid of that clap did he?

SP: Nope and apparently the crowd loves it.

[Sven Pieterson has the crowd going wild.
Sven Pieterson hits a tilt-a-whirl suplex on The Headhunter.
Sven Pieterson uses a German suplex on The Headhunter.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]

NS: Headhunter was able to kick out after a two count on that near pin by Sven.

[Sven Pieterson gets a cobra clutch on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Sven Pieterson tries to climb the pole.
Sven Pieterson is on the second turnbuckle.
Sven Pieterson is on the top turnbuckle.
Sven Pieterson is on his way up the pole.
Sven Pieterson is in grabbing distance.
The Headhunter brings him down with a top-rope DDT.]

SP: Sven was nearing the top and The Headhunter brought him back down to Earth
with that top-rope DDT.

NS: The crowd here is going into a frenzy. The action in this ring tonight has
been hard hitting and crowd pleasing.

[Sven Pieterson whips The Headhunter into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson misses with a clothesline.
The Headhunter misses with an elbow.
Sven Pieterson goes for a Gorilla Press, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter chops Sven Pieterson.
The crowd erupts.
The Headhunter kicks Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson hits The Headhunter.
Sven Pieterson punches The Headhunter.
The crowd is going crazy.
Sven Pieterson executes an inverted atomic drop on The Headhunter.
Sven Pieterson uses a Gorilla Press on The Headhunter.
Sven Pieterson nails The Headhunter with a vertical suplex.
Sven Pieterson nails The Headhunter with a double underhook suplex.
Sven Pieterson executes the Northern Lights Suplex on The Headhunter.
The crowd is going crazy.]

SP: Sven nails The Headhunter with the Northern Lights Suplex and this match
may be over with.

NS: How can you say that?

SP: It's  nothing to be ashamed of...The Headhunter has fought one hell of a
match here.

[Sven Pieterson goes for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Sven Pieterson goes for a DDT, but The Headhunter counters it with
a small package.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

NS: There is "your match is almost over" answer from Double H. He would have
had Sven too if Compton could count fast enough.

[The Headhunter hits Sven Pieterson.
The Headhunter has the crowd going wild.
The Headhunter kicks Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson hits The Headhunter.
There are lots of chants for Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson uses a power bomb on The Headhunter.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Sven Pieterson takes The Headhunter down with a gutwrench suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Sven Pieterson executes a bridging back suplex on The Headhunter.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

SP: Nothing seems to stop The Headhunter. Pieterson has laid several power move
and has made several pin attempts, but The Headhunter keeps coming back for
more. How does he do it?

NS: He needs to pay attention because Sven is getting ready to climb the pole.

[Sven Pieterson tries to climb the pole.
Sven Pieterson is on the second turnbuckle.
Sven Pieterson is on the top turnbuckle.]

SP: This doesn't look good for The Headhunter as Sven is nearing the top.

NS: But Double N is close behind.

[Sven Pieterson is on his way up the pole.
Sven Pieterson is in grabbing distance.
The Headhunter pulls him back down.]

NS: Sven was just getting ready to get them but The Headhunter was able to
snatch him back down.

[The Headhunter goes for a piledriver, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson whips The Headhunter into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits Sven Pieterson with a kick.
The Headhunter nails Sven Pieterson with a dragon suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The Headhunter goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson throws The Headhunter out of the ring.
Sven Pieterson goes through the ropes.
Helga comes from behind and distracts The Headhunter.
Sven Pieterson sets up The Headhunter on the table.
Sven Pieterson executes a power bomb through the table.
The table didn't break.]

SP: OK this has got to be a joke. There are no tables this strong in the SWF.

[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Sven Pieterson sets up The Headhunter on the table.
Sven Pieterson tries to drive The Headhunter through the table with a power
bomb, but he blocks it.
The Headhunter whips Sven Pieterson into the guardrail.]

NS: Double H introduces Sven to the guardrail.

[The Headhunter goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson goes for a Soviet suplex, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter reenters the ring.
Sven Pieterson follows him back in.
The Headhunter executes the Hit on Sven Pieterson.
The Headhunter goes for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

SP: Back in the ring and The Headhunter tries to make short work of the match
with a "thr" count.

[The Headhunter goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Sven Pieterson
blocks it.
Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson hits The Headhunter with a kick.
Sven Pieterson tries to climb the pole.
Sven Pieterson is on the second turnbuckle.
Sven Pieterson is on the top turnbuckle.
Sven Pieterson is on his way up the pole.
Sven Pieterson is in grabbing distance.
The Headhunter pulls him back down.
Sven Pieterson throws The Headhunter out of the ring.
Sven Pieterson goes through the ropes.]

NS: Sven almost reached the top again when The Headhunter pulls him back down.

SP: Apparently he was not happy and threw Double H out of the ring.

[Sven Pieterson executes a DDT on The Headhunter.
Sven Pieterson sets up The Headhunter on the table.
Sven Pieterson tries to drive The Headhunter through the table with a
power bomb, but he blocks it.
The Headhunter whips Sven Pieterson into the guardrail.
The Headhunter knocks Sven Pieterson into the ringpost.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter whips Sven Pieterson into the guardrail.
The Headhunter hits Sven Pieterson with a jawbreaker.
The Headhunter uses a spinebuster slam on Sven Pieterson.
Helga comes from behind, but The Headhunter nails Helga.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Sven Pieterson sets up The Headhunter on the table.
Sven Pieterson executes a power bomb through the table.
The table didn't break.
Sven Pieterson takes The Headhunter down with a snap suplex.
Sven Pieterson throws The Headhunter back into the ring.]

SP: They are back in the ring now.

NS: Aren't you going to mention the table?

SP: NO! But I am going to call the fire department and ask them to take care
of this table with their ax.

[Sven Pieterson tries to climb the pole.
Sven Pieterson is on the second turnbuckle.
Sven Pieterson is on the top turnbuckle.
Sven Pieterson is on his way up the pole.
Sven Pieterson is in grabbing distance.
The Headhunter brings him down with a top-rope DDT.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.]

SP: Sven keeps climbing...

NS: And The Headhunter keeps pulling him down. This match could go on forever.
BTW what is the time limit on this one.

SP: What time limit.

NS: I was afraid you would say that.

[Sven Pieterson executes the Northern Lights Suplex on The Headhunter.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson goes for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]

SP: Even the North Lights can not keep The Headhunter down.

[Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson misses with a shoulderblock.
The Headhunter misses with an elbow.
The Headhunter hits a jumping side kick on Sven Pieterson.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.
The Headhunter executes the Hit on Sven Pieterson.
The Headhunter goes for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, Helga puts Sven Pieterson's foot on the
rope.]

SP: Helga is perfect for Sven. If is wasn't for her he would of lost this
match by now.

NS: Yeah a real sweetheart. Look out The Headhunter is heading to the pole.

[The Headhunter tries to climb the pole.
The Headhunter is on the second turnbuckle.]

SP: He is on the second and going for the top.

[The Headhunter is on the top turnbuckle.
The Headhunter is on his way up the pole.]

NS: YES! He is almost there. He is going to make it.

SP: Pieterson is trying to get to him.

[The Headhunter is in grabbing distance.
The Headhunter has retrieved the brass knuckles.]

NS: HE DID IT! He has the brass knuckles and is going after Pieterson.

[The Headhunter hits him with the knuckles.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.]

SP: He knocked the Northern Lights out of Sven with that hit, but he looks
like he is not finished.

[The Headhunter executes the Hit on Sven Pieterson.]

NS: IT'S THE HIT! He got him with his finisher.

[The Headhunter goes for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.]

NS: HE WON! The Headhunter has won this match!

["Staying Alive" begins blaring through the arena as The Headhunter raises
his arms and walks around the ring to crowd who are on their feet screaming
for him.]

SP: This crowd is behind him all the way.

RA: The winner in a time of 15:37 is The Headhunter!

SP: He is moving on and is entering the next to the last match.

NS: This is going to be a tough one to call. Both these men have been around a
long time and of course this is as good as it gets. You have two Revolution
members battling it out.

SP: Well McKenzie has not been right since he lost the bid for the Toughman
Championship Title and wants to win this one so that he can force them into
giving him the shot.

NS: And on the other hand The Headhunter having tasted gold by being the first
man to winning the Television title has a yearning to have another belt around
his waist.

SP: Either way, Titan will have to go against The Revolution and it will not
be an easy victory.

NS: Easy Victory? The only victory he will see is the Revolution's victory.

SP: Shade...remember that traffic sign?

NS: Shut up Phoenix.

RA: This contest is a Texas Death Cage match scheduled for one fall.

["Sons of Scotland" by James Horner starts to play.]

SP: Now here comes a big man.

NS: And a pretty nice guy.

RA: The Headhunter's opponent, led to the ring by Lady Jezebel, from Edinburgh,
Scotland, weighing in at 375 pounds, Sean "The Duke"  McKenzie!!

[Sean and Jezebel appear in the entranceway to the cheers of the audience.
Fireworks explode all around and The Revolution Logo once again appears. They
walk side by side to the ring stopping along the way to hand out white roses
to the ladies]

SP: I still say out of them all, this man has the classiest entrance.

NS: And what a babe magnet.

SP: Fortunately Jezebel can handle it.

NS: Yes she can and if she ever gets tired she can always come this way.

SP: Not a snowball's chance in hell.

NS: If that's the case then they are set to go.

SP: I believe I hear the bell now.

[They lock up.
Sean McKenzie goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but The Headhunter
slides down his back.
The Headhunter hits Sean McKenzie with a dragon suplex.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".
The crowd is starting to get behind The Headhunter.
The Headhunter goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Sean McKenzie
counters it with a facerake.]

SP: Great counter by The Duke.

SP: Both men of to a great start.

[Sean McKenzie executes a choke slam on The Headhunter.
Sean McKenzie nails The Headhunter with a spinebuster slam.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
Sean McKenzie hits a spinebuster slam on The Headhunter.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
Sean McKenzie executes a diving elbow smash on The Headhunter.
A small "Sean McKenzie" chant is being started.
Sean McKenzie is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, kickout.]

SP: To near falls by both wrestlers.

NS: this is going to be a loooong match.

[Sean McKenzie uses a diving elbow smash on The Headhunter.
Sean McKenzie goes for an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but
The Headhunter counters it with a roll away.
Sean McKenzie hits a double-axhandle chop on The Headhunter.
Sean McKenzie hits a Tombstone on The Headhunter.
Sean McKenzie takes The Headhunter down with a Gorilla Press.
Sean McKenzie is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
Sean McKenzie grinds The Headhunter's face across the cage.
The Headhunter is busted wide open.]

SP: Sean making good use of that cage.

[Sean McKenzie gets a scorpion deathlock on The Headhunter.
The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Sean McKenzie hits The Headhunter with a Big Leg Drop.
A few fans are cheering on Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie scrapes The Headhunter's face across the cage.
Sean McKenzie goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but The Headhunter
blocks it.]

SP: Headhunter barely got out of that power bomb.

[The Headhunter goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Sean McKenzie
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Sean McKenzie uses a brain buster on The Headhunter.
The crowd is starting to get behind Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie executes a DDT on The Headhunter.
Sean McKenzie runs into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie executes the Running Forearm Smash on The Headhunter.
Mark Matarese counts: One, shoulder up.
Sean McKenzie uses a double underhook backbreaker on The Headhunter.
Sean McKenzie hits The Headhunter with a jack-knife power bomb.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.]

SP: And that Jack-knife gets the first pin for sean.

Mark Matarese counts: one, two, three, four, five, The Headhunter gets back
to his feet.

SP: And The Headhunter getting back to his feet

[A small "The Headhunter" chant is being started.
Sean McKenzie punches The Headhunter.
Sean McKenzie is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Headhunter kicks Sean McKenzie.
The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sean McKenzie chops The Headhunter.
The crowd is cheering on Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie hits The Headhunter.
The Headhunter punches Sean McKenzie.
The Headhunter hits Sean McKenzie with a faceslam.]

SP: What great form by The Headhunter

NS: By the book faceslam.

[The Headhunter hits Sean McKenzie with a jumping neck snap.
The Headhunter goes for a kick to the head, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.
Sean McKenzie gives the sign for the Execution.
Sean McKenzie executes the Execution on The Headhunter.
Sean McKenzie goes for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.]

SP: Once again Sean McKenzie puts Headhunter down.

NS: Yep things don't look to good for The Headhunter.

[Mark Matarese counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
nine, The Headhunter gets back to his feet.
The crowd erupts.
Sean McKenzie uses a choke slam on The Headhunter.
Sean McKenzie uses a double-axhandle chop on The Headhunter.
Sean McKenzie goes for a European uppercut, but The Headhunter counters it with
a backslide.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Headhunter hits a DDT on Sean McKenzie.
The Headhunter has the crowd going wild.
The Headhunter takes Sean McKenzie down with a European uppercut.
The Headhunter is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".]

SP: Boy you haven't done anything yet.

NS: Yeah sit down boy!!

[The crowd is going crazy.
The Headhunter goes for a DDT, but Sean McKenzie counters it with a low blow.
Sean McKenzie hits The Headhunter.
Sean McKenzie punches The Headhunter.
Sean McKenzie chops The Headhunter.
The crowd is going crazy.
The Headhunter gouges his eyes.
The Headhunter has the crowd going wild.
He goes for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

SP: and The Headhunter has yet to get a pin.

[The Headhunter takes Sean McKenzie down with a front-layout superplex.
The Headhunter has the crowd going wild.
The Headhunter takes Sean McKenzie down with a front-layout superplex.
The Headhunter is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
The Headhunter nails Sean McKenzie with a European uppercut.
The Headhunter goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Sean McKenzie
counters it with a go-behind.
Sean McKenzie takes The Headhunter down with a Victory Roll.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

SP: And almost another pin for Sean.

[Sean McKenzie goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but The Headhunter
ducks out of the way.
The Headhunter nails Sean McKenzie with a kick to the head.
The Headhunter goes for a faceslam, but Sean McKenzie blocks it.
Sean McKenzie hits The Headhunter with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker.
The crowd is going crazy.
Sean McKenzie hits The Headhunter with a German suplex.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, in the ropes...]

SP: Sean is just all over The Headhunter

NS: HAHAHA The Headhunter can't seem to generate any offense.

[Sean McKenzie runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits a chop on Sean McKenzie.
The Headhunter hits Sean McKenzie with a reverse neckbreaker.
The crowd erupts.
The Headhunter hits Sean McKenzie with a jumping side kick.
The Headhunter rakes Sean McKenzie's face across the cage.
The Headhunter uses a frog splash on Sean McKenzie.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Headhunter whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie executes the Running Forearm Smash on The Headhunter.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Sean McKenzie nails The Headhunter with an over-the-shoulder
stomachbreaker.]

SP: Slight offense by The Headhunter is stopped quickly by Sean McKenzie.

[Sean McKenzie takes The Headhunter down with an over-the-shoulder
stomachbreaker.
Sean McKenzie goes for a Big Leg Drop, but The Headhunter counters it with a
roll away.
The Headhunter hits a backspin DDT on Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Headhunter executes the Hit on Sean McKenzie.
The Headhunter goes for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.]

SP: The Headhunter's finisher puts him on the board.


Mark Matarese counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Sean McKenzie gets back to his feet.

SP: Sean McKenzie is back up and mad as ever.

[The crowd is behind Sean McKenzie all the way.
The Headhunter executes a dropkick on Sean McKenzie.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter executes a backspin DDT on Sean McKenzie.
The Headhunter nails Sean McKenzie with a fisherman suplex.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.]

SP: Another pin by headhunter. Sean McKenzie is too angry to fight.

NS: Confucius say "anger is a weapon only to ones opponent."

[Mark Matarese counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Sean McKenzie gets back to his feet.]

SP: Sean McKenzie seems to be getting back into this match.

[The chants for Sean McKenzie are deafening.
The Headhunter uses a jawbreaker on Sean McKenzie.
The Headhunter executes the Hit on Sean McKenzie.
The Headhunter goes for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.]

SP: Or not.

NS: I can't believe The Headhunter is doing this to Sean McKenzie

[Mark Matarese counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
Sean McKenzie gets back to his feet.
The crowd erupts.
The Headhunter nails Sean McKenzie with a dropkick.
The Headhunter attempts to place Sean McKenzie on the turnbuckle, but
Sean McKenzie blocks it.
The Headhunter uses an elbowsmash on Sean McKenzie.
The Headhunter hits a jumping DDT on Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is behind The Headhunter all the way.
The Headhunter attempts to place Sean McKenzie on the turnbuckle, but
Sean McKenzie blocks it.
Sean McKenzie nails him with a three finger choke hold.
Sean McKenzie has the crowd going wild.
He goes for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, in the ropes...]

SP: sean with another near pin on The Headhunter.

[Sean McKenzie whips The Headhunter into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits Sean McKenzie with a back heel kick.
The Headhunter executes a jumping side kick on Sean McKenzie.
The Headhunter climbs to the top of the cage.
The Headhunter goes for a frog splash, but Sean McKenzie counters it with a
roll away.
The crowd is behind Sean McKenzie all the way.
Sean McKenzie executes the Execution on The Headhunter.
The chants for Sean McKenzie are deafening.
Sean McKenzie goes for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.]

SP: Another pin by Sean McKenzie.

NS: Sean is not out of this match yet.

[Mark Matarese counts: one, The Headhunter gets back to his feet.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.
Sean McKenzie whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter
reverses it.
The Headhunter uses a faceslam on Sean McKenzie.
The Headhunter takes Sean McKenzie down with a jumping neck snap.
The crowd erupts.
Lady Jezebel enters the ring and hits The Headhunter with a chair.]

NS: She did it..she turned the tide.

[The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie hits The Headhunter with a brain buster.
Sean McKenzie catches The Headhunter in a grapevine.
The Headhunter tries to escape the hold.
The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Sean McKenzie runs into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie hits The Headhunter with a clothesline.
Sean McKenzie is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.]

SP: Another pin by Sean McKenzie.

[Mark Matarese counts: one, two, three, The Headhunter gets back to his feet.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Sean McKenzie hits The Headhunter with a German suplex.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.]

SP: Another pin.

NS: How much more can The Headhunter take?

[Mark Matarese counts: one, two, The Headhunter gets back to his feet.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
Sean McKenzie nails The Headhunter with a choke slam.
The crowd is giving Sean McKenzie a standing ovation.
The Headhunter gouges his eyes.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter hits Sean McKenzie with a front-layout superplex.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.
The Headhunter hits Sean McKenzie with a Big Leg Drop.]

SP: The big leg drop, that had to hurt.

[The Headhunter scrapes Sean McKenzie's face across the cage.
The Headhunter attempts to place Sean McKenzie on the turnbuckle, but
Sean McKenzie blocks it.
The Headhunter hits Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter chops Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Headhunter chops Sean McKenzie.
The Headhunter nails Sean McKenzie with a bridging back suplex.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Headhunter rakes Sean McKenzie's face across the cage.]

NS: The Headhunter paying Sean McKenzie back for the face rake eariler
In the match.

[The Headhunter nails Sean McKenzie with a front-layout superplex.
The Headhunter is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
The Headhunter nails Sean McKenzie with a swinging neckbreaker.
The Headhunter executes a jawbreaker on Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter is bleeding like hell.]

SP: And The Headhunter is bleeding all over the place.

[The Headhunter executes the Hit on Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.
The Headhunter goes for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.
Mark Matarese counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Sean McKenzie gets back to his feet.]

NS: Sean McKenzie refusing to go down.

[The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sean McKenzie.
The Headhunter hits Sean McKenzie with a reverse neckbreaker.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.
The Headhunter is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.]

SP: Another pin by The Headhunter!

[Mark Matarese counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Sean McKenzie
gets back to his feet.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Headhunter executes a front-layout superplex on Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter hits a jawbreaker on Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter executes the Hit on Sean McKenzie.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.
The Headhunter goes for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.
Mark Matarese counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
nine, ten.]

SP: The Headhunter did it. He has pinned The Duke and is on his way to the top.
He looks a bit tired but fought one hell of a match.

[The Headhunter stands over by McKenzie and offer a hand up. McKenzie grabs it
and gets to his feet. A few words are exchanges and McKenzie smiles and
leaves.]

RA: The winner is The Headhunter in a match time of 14:31.

NS: The crowd is on their feet cheer on The Headhunter.

SP: McKenzie has nothing to be down about, he fought a great match.

NS: Now you see why The Revolution is so good. They can fight and still
congratulate each other in the end.

SP: Well The Headhunter still has one more obstacle left before this thing
in over.

NS: And a big obstacle it is too.

SP: Well we now turn things over to Chip and Tim for the next set of
matches.

[We cut to a shot of Triumphant Tuesday announcers Chip Collins and "The
Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, who are seating at their familiar broadcast
positions.  Collins is wearing a black SWF blazer and a red power tie with
his thick-framed glasses, while the Fool is wearing a Church of Pain hat
and a T-shirt that reads "Hostile Takeover" on the front.  The Fool slowly
turns to reveal the back of his T-shirt, which says "GUCK FATES".]

Chip: A big thank-you to Simon Phoenix and Night Shade Lane as we continue
with this incredible event.  Hello, everyone, I am Chip Collins, along with
the man wrestling fans love to love...

Fool: ..."The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen!

Chip: Well, we've seen a lot of great action thus far, Tim, and now we're
down to the final match of the Run of Death.

Fool: I hate to admit it, but this is a shame.  Double H has put on his best
performance ever here in the SWF, but I don't think he has enough left to take
Titan.

Chip: Let's find out first what type of match this is.  Rick Ascott is
standing by.

RA: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is the final match in the SWF Run of
Death.  It is set for one fall to a positive finish.  There is no
disqualification, no countout and no time limit.

[The crowd, which has been watching the entrance, gives a roar of approval as
they see four SWF security men pushing a dumpster through the curtains.]

Chip: You have GOT to be kidding me.

Fool: Uh-oh.

RA: This match will be a DUMPSTER match!  The only way to win is to place your
opponent inside the dumpster and shut the lid!

Fool: Look at the look at Headhunter's face!  There's no way!  That Kevin
Sorbo lookin' goof is gonna win the Run of Death!

Chip: Headhunter defeated El Cholo.  He defeated Sven Pieterson.  He defeated
Sean McKenzie.  Can he survive this one last test?

RA: The Headhunter's opponent...
[The lights dim, as strobe lights and thunderclap sounds give the impression
of a storm inside the arena.  Images of lightning appear on the video wall.]

RA: Led to the ring by Athena, and hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania,
weighing in at 293 pounds, this is Titan!!

[The crowd roars as Titan screams and raises his arms in the aisle.  Fireworks
go off.]

Chip: This is it!  The winner of this match will get any title shot he wants
at SWF Judgment Day on September 20th.  Chris Carroll is your referee.

Fool: His services will not be needed.  Let's get it on!

[The bell rings.  They lock up.
The Headhunter whips Titan into the ropes, but Titan reverses it.
Titan takes The Headhunter down with an enzuigiri to the face.
Titan uses a Tombstone on The Headhunter.
A small "Titan" chant is being started.
Titan raises his arms and screams.
The crowd is starting to get behind Titan.
Titan executes a springboard dropkick on The Headhunter.
Titan raises his arms and screams.
A small "Titan" chant is being started.]

Chip: A springboard dropkick!  What a move by the big man!

Fool: Double H has had no offense yet.

[Titan whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter reverses it.
The Headhunter misses with a shoulderblock.
The Headhunter hits a jumping side kick on Titan.
The Headhunter hits a chop on Titan.
The Headhunter uses a reverse neckbreaker on Titan.
The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Headhunter hits Titan with a dropkick.
The Headhunter goes for a bridging back suplex, but Titan blocks it.
Titan whips The Headhunter into the ropes.
The Headhunter misses with a shoulderblock.]

Fool: Well, Double H is fighting back now.

Chip: I would like to take this opportunity to say hello to all the SWF fans
in the Dallas/Fort Worth area of Texas.  Tickets go on sale tomorrow morning
at the Reunion Arena in Dallas and all area Ticket Masters for our next
pay-per-view, SWF Judgment Day, on Sunday, September 20th.

[Titan hits The Headhunter with a Frankensteiner.
Titan is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Titan executes the Thunderbolt on The Headhunter.
The crowd is really behind Titan.]

Chip: Thunderbolt!  Thunderbolt!

Fool: Pinfalls don't count.  He's gotta knock Hunter out and stuff him in the
dumpster.

[Titan whips The Headhunter into the turnbuckle, but The Headhunter
reverses it.
The Headhunter charges into the corner.
The Headhunter goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Titan counters it with
an armbar submission.
The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Titan uses a back heel kick on The Headhunter.
Titan goes for a football tackle, but The Headhunter counters it with a
kneelift.
In turn, Titan counters it with a legsweep.
Titan hits a belly-to-back suplex on The Headhunter.
Titan raises his arms and screams.
The crowd is really behind Titan.]

Chip: Fans, if you are at the Reunion Arena tomorrow morning between 10 AM and
noon, you can meet SWF legend Johnny "The Muscle" Ventures and Germany's own
Panzer Sturm.

Fool: I'd still go anyway, just to get ringside seats.

[Titan hits a springboard dropkick on The Headhunter.
Titan whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter reverses it.
The Headhunter hits Titan with an elbow.
The Headhunter whips Titan into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits Titan with a backdrop.
The Headhunter uses a backspin DDT on Titan.
The Headhunter goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Titan blocks it.
Titan uses a chop on The Headhunter.
Titan goes for a football tackle, but The Headhunter counters it with a
kneelift.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.]

Chip: Headhunter refusing to go quietly here.

Fool: I got a question, Chip.

[The Headhunter and Titan get hit with a double clothesline.
The Headhunter nails Titan with a faceslam.
The Headhunter has the crowd going wild.
The Headhunter hits a European uppercut on Titan.
The Headhunter hits Titan with a front-layout superplex.
The crowd is going crazy.
The Headhunter hits a spinebuster slam on Titan.
The Headhunter has the crowd going wild.
The Headhunter uses a spinebuster slam on Titan.
The Headhunter uses a jumping DDT on Titan.]

Chip: DDT!  DDT by Headhunter!

Fool: Given how high up the dumpster is, don't you pretty much have to knock
the other guy cold before you can pick him up and stuff him in?

Chip: Nobody said this would be easy.

[The crowd is going crazy.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".
The crowd is going crazy.
The Headhunter whips Titan into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits Titan with a backdrop.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits Titan with a backspin DDT.
The Headhunter uses a dropkick on Titan.
The Headhunter nails Titan with a faceslam.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".]

Fool: If Headhunter's gonna win, he better quit yelling and start lifting.

Chip: I am amazed that neither wrestler has tried to put the other in the
dumpster yet.  Actually, they haven't even left the ring yet!

[The crowd is going crazy.
The Headhunter whips Titan into the ropes, but Titan reverses it.
The Headhunter hits Titan with a kick.
The Headhunter executes a double underhook piledriver on Titan.
The crowd is behind The Headhunter all the way.
The Headhunter nails Titan with a chop.
The Headhunter goes for a backspin DDT, but Titan blocks it.
Titan nails The Headhunter with an enzuigiri to the face.
Titan has the crowd going wild.
Titan uses a Frankensteiner on The Headhunter.]

Chip: Frankensteiner!  What agility by Titan.

Fool: Thunderbolt him, dump him in, and it's over.

[The crowd is behind Titan all the way.
Titan goes for the Thunderbolt, but The Headhunter counters it with
an inverted atomic drop.
The Headhunter nails Titan with a bridging back suplex.
The chants for The Headhunter are deafening.
The Headhunter hits a swinging neckbreaker on Titan.
The chants for The Headhunter are deafening.
The Headhunter goes for a spinebuster slam, but Titan counters it with
a kneelift.
Titan chops The Headhunter.
Titan chops The Headhunter.
The crowd erupts.]

Chip: We're about five minute in this one, and the action still hasn't left
the ring.

Fool: The longer this goes, the better Titan's chances are.

[The Headhunter chops Titan.
The Headhunter hits a kick to the head on Titan.
The chants for The Headhunter are deafening.
The Headhunter places Titan on the turnbuckle.
The Headhunter hits a top-rope DDT on Titan.
The Headhunter uses a dropkick on Titan.
The Headhunter hits Titan with a dragon suplex.
The Headhunter hits a chop on Titan.
The Headhunter uses a double underhook piledriver on Titan.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.]

Chip: Execution.  He just used McKenzie's finisher on Titan!

Fool: I'm sure McKenzie would be proud.

[The Headhunter uses a European uppercut on Titan.
The Headhunter executes the Hit on Titan.]

Chip: It's the Hit!

Fool: Titan's getting up.  I don't like him, but it looks like Titan's gonna
win.

[The Headhunter goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Titan blocks it.
Titan goes for a DDT, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter hits a dropkick on Titan.
The Headhunter hits Titan.
Titan kicks The Headhunter.
The Headhunter hits Titan.
The Headhunter chops Titan.
The Headhunter chops Titan.
Titan chops The Headhunter.
Titan executes a springboard dropkick on The Headhunter.]

Chip: Springboard dropkick once again!

Fool: Chip, we're gonna be here a while.  I think these two could wear each
other out so bad that they'll be stuck in the ring.

[The crowd is giving Titan a standing ovation.
Titan hits a DDT on The Headhunter.
The crowd is giving Titan a standing ovation.
Titan takes The Headhunter down with a Tombstone.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Titan.
Titan whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter reverses it.
Titan hits a back heel kick on The Headhunter.
Titan goes for a Tombstone, but The Headhunter reverses it.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.
The Headhunter takes Titan down with a chop.]

Chip: Titan earned this opportunity with a victory at the Run of Death battle
royal a couple of weeks ago.

Fool: This big dumb boy scout is actually not doing too bad.  I wonder which
belt he'll go after?

[The Headhunter takes Titan down with a kick to the head.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits Titan with a clothesline.
The Headhunter throws Titan out of the ring.]

Chip: They're going to the floor!

Fool: Headhunter's got the advantage.

[The Headhunter jumps onto him with a springboard plancha.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Headhunter executes a swinging neckbreaker on Titan.
The Headhunter whips Titan into the dumpster.
The Headhunter throws Titan back into the ring.]

Fool: Why's he throwing him back in the ring?

Chip: He's setting him up on the top rope!

[The Headhunter executes a front-layout superplex on Titan.
The crowd erupts.
The Headhunter uses a faceslam on Titan.
The Headhunter nails Titan with a swinging neckbreaker.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
Titan and The Headhunter get hit with a double clothesline.
Titan hits a hiptoss on The Headhunter.
Titan uses a clothesline on The Headhunter.
Titan goes for a Frankensteiner, but The Headhunter counters it with
a power bomb.]

Fool: Power bomb!  I don't believe it!

Chip: The high risk move does NOT pay off there.  Now Headhunter's picking
Titan up again!

[The Headhunter places Titan on the turnbuckle.
The Headhunter uses a belly-to-back superplex on Titan.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Headhunter takes Titan down with a jawbreaker.
The Headhunter executes the Hit on Titan.]

Chip: The Hit!  Headhunter with some sweet chin music!

Fool: I don't believe it!  Titan won't stay down!

[The Headhunter whips Titan into the turnbuckle, but Titan reverses it.
Titan throws The Headhunter out of the ring.
Titan goes through the ropes.
Titan uses a thrust kick to the head on The Headhunter.
Titan goes for the Thunderbolt, but The Headhunter counters it with
an inverted atomic drop.]

Chip: Great counter!  What a counter by Double H!

Fool: They're brawling all over ringside!

[The Headhunter whips Titan into the guardrail.
The Headhunter is handed a golf club.
The Headhunter hits him with the golf club.
The Headhunter sets up the Spanish announcer's table.]

Chip: Oh, no!  Victor Machismo and Jose Venturo are bailing out of the
Spanish announcer's position!

[The Headhunter whips Titan into the guardrail.
The Headhunter sets up Titan on the table.]

Chip: He's going up to the top turnbuckle!

Fool: He's out of his damn mind!

[The Headhunter executes a frog splash through the table.
The table didn't break.
The crowd erupts.]

Fool: Did I forget to mention that they reinforced the announcer's tables?

Chip: Yes, I think you forgot to mention that.  Both men are down.  And here
comes Athena.

[Athena comes from behind, but The Headhunter nails Athena.
Titan sets up The Headhunter on the table.
Titan tries to drive The Headhunter through the table with a flying bodypress,
but he moves out of the way.
The table didn't break.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.]

Chip: Oh, my God!

Victor Machismo: Ay de mi!

[The Headhunter goes for a jumping DDT, but Titan counters it with a backdrop.
Titan sets up The Headhunter on the table.
Titan executes a DDT through the table.
The table didn't break.
The crowd is behind Titan all the way.
Titan goes for the Thunderbolt, but The Headhunter counters it with a DDT.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

Chip: Headhunter is dominating this battle on the floor.

Fool: This is insane.  I like it.  Hoo-wah!

[The Headhunter whips Titan into the guardrail.
The Headhunter uses a dragon suplex on Titan.
The Headhunter goes for the Hit, but Titan counters it with a side step.
The chants for Titan are deafening.
Titan uses a Frankensteiner on The Headhunter.
Titan knocks The Headhunter into the ringpost.]

Chip: Now they're brawling over by the Ugandan announcer's table!

Mafumo Mogadishu: Uh-oh!

Kamala, the Ugandan Giant: [* Roar *]

[The announcers bail out.
Titan sets up The Headhunter on the Ugandan announcers' table.
Titan executes an elbowdrop through the table.
The table didn't break.
The chants for Titan are deafening.]

Mafumo: Munda loogay mafali Titan ungoo pow lay BOOM!

Kamala [patting his stomach]: Oooohhhh!

[Athena comes from behind, but The Headhunter nails Athena.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Titan sets up The Headhunter on the Ugandan announcer's table.
Titan tries to drive The Headhunter through the table with a flying bodypress,
but he moves out of the way.
The table didn't break.]

Chip: Actually, it hurts even more when the table doesn't break, because it
absorbs the impact.

Fool: Thank you, Bill Nye.  Can I watch the match already?

[The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
They are brawling by the Japanese announcer's table.
Jackie Choshu and Mr. Roboto bail out of their broadcast positions.
The Headhunter sets up Titan on the table.
The Headhunter tries to drive Titan through the table with a jumping DDT, but
he blocks it.
Titan reenters the ring.]

Chip: Well, the action is heading back into the ring.

Fool: And not a moment too soon.  What are those anyway?  Cement tables?

[The Headhunter follows him back in.
Titan chops The Headhunter.
Titan chops The Headhunter.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Headhunter punches Titan.
The Headhunter chops Titan.
The crowd erupts.
The Headhunter kicks Titan.
The crowd erupts.]

Chip: They are worn out, as we see both men exchanging kicks and punches.

Fool: Both these guys probably have some good internal injuries by now.

[Titan kicks The Headhunter.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Headhunter kicks Titan.
The Headhunter kicks Titan.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter hits Titan.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter executes the Hit on Titan.]

Chip: Headhunter with The Hit!

Fool: Great.  Now all he has to do is figure out how to get the guy into the
dumpster.

[The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter hits a kick to the head on Titan.
The Headhunter uses a spinebuster slam on Titan.
The crowd erupts.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter takes Titan down with a backspin DDT.]

Chip: DDT!  And we have passed the 15 minute mark here in this final match of
the Run of Death.

Fool: What happens when both men are unable to continue.

Chip: I don't know.

[The Headhunter nails Titan with a bridging back suplex.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter whips Titan into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits Titan with a shoulderblock.
The Headhunter attempts to place Titan on the turnbuckle, but Titan blocks it.
The Headhunter hits Titan with a jumping side kick.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

Fool: This match was a bad idea.

Chip: Other federations seem to have figured out ways to have them.

[The Headhunter hits a double underhook piledriver on Titan.
The crowd is behind The Headhunter all the way.
The Headhunter goes for a DDT, but Titan counters it with a throw-off.
Titan executes the Thunderbolt on The Headhunter.]

Chip: Oh, Thunderbolt!

Fool: He may not have gotten all of that, but it doesn't matter, does it?

[Titan executes a belly-to-belly suplex on The Headhunter.
Titan raises his arms and screams.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Titan.
Titan runs into the ropes.
Titan hits The Headhunter with a palm blow.
Titan nails The Headhunter with a clothesline.
Titan goes for a Frankensteiner, but The Headhunter counters it with
a power bomb.
The chants for The Headhunter are deafening.]

Chip: Once again, Headhunter counters with that power bomb.

Fool: This is way too late in the game to start with high-risk stuff.

[The Headhunter attempts to place Titan on the turnbuckle, but Titan blocks it.
The Headhunter executes a dragon suplex on Titan.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter nails Titan with a back heel kick.
The Headhunter whips Titan into the ropes.
The Headhunter misses with an elbow.]

Chip: This match is getting even sloppier.

Fool: Both of these guys could be seriously hurt.

[Titan hits The Headhunter with an elbow.
Titan goes for a back heel kick, but The Headhunter ducks out of the way.
The Headhunter throws Titan out of the ring.
The Headhunter goes through the ropes.
The Headhunter knocks Titan into the ringsteps.
Athena comes from behind and distracts The Headhunter.
Titan hits an elbowsmash on The Headhunter.
Titan whips The Headhunter into the dumpster.]

Chip: Head first into the dumpster!

Fool: I am impressed.  Uh-oh.

[Chip Collins and Tim Thorsen bail out of the broadcast position
Titan sets up The Headhunter on the main announcer's table.
Titan tries to drive The Headhunter through the table with a flying legdrop,
but he moves out of the way.
The table didn't break.
The Headhunter throws Titan back into the ring.
The Headhunter uses an elbowsmash on Titan.]

Chip: Are we on?

Fool: I like the new table, Chip.  Remind me to thank Frenck.

[The Headhunter attempts to place Titan on the turnbuckle, but Titan blocks it.
The Headhunter takes Titan down with a double underhook piledriver.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter executes a jawbreaker on Titan.
The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation.
The Headhunter executes the Hit on Titan.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

Chip: It's the Hit!  Once again, Titan is out!

Fool: Once again, Double H has forgotten the rules of the match.  He can only
win if he gets Titan into the dumpster.

[The Headhunter attempts to place Titan on the turnbuckle, but Titan blocks it.
The Headhunter uses a spinebuster slam on Titan.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter.
The Headhunter whips Titan into the turnbuckle.
The Headhunter takes Titan down with a kick to the head.
The Headhunter hits a European uppercut on Titan.
The Headhunter uses a jumping side kick on Titan.
The Headhunter whips Titan into the ropes.]

Chip: We're approaching the 20 minute mark, and I don't know what it's gonna
take.

[Titan misses with a clothesline.
Titan misses with a clothesline.
Titan goes for a clothesline, but The Headhunter counters it with a hiptoss.
The Headhunter whips Titan into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits Titan with a shoulderblock.
The Headhunter attempts to place Titan on the turnbuckle, but Titan blocks it.
The Headhunter whips Titan into the turnbuckle.
The Headhunter charges into the corner.]

Chip: And now, Double H is going up.

Fool: It's gonna be a Frankenhunter!

[The Headhunter goes for a Frankensteiner from the top rope, but Titan
counters it with a power bomb.
The Headhunter throws Titan out of the ring.
The Headhunter goes through the ropes
The crowd is going crazy.
Titan whips The Headhunter into the Spanish announcer's table.
The Headhunter takes Titan down with a back heel kick.]

Fool: What the hell does it take?  These guys are nuts!

Chip: He's setting Titan up on the apron.

[The Headhunter places Titan on the apron.
The Headhunter nails Titan with a top-rope DDT.
Titan knocks The Headhunter into the ringpost.
The chants for Titan are deafening.]

Chip: Hunter took that ringpost face first.

Fool: What is Titan doing?

[Titan grabs the Spanish announcer's table.
Titan sets up the table on top of the Dumpster.]

Fool: What's he trying to put the table in the Dumpster for?

Chip: No!  He's setting it up on top of the Dumpster!

[Titan sets up The Headhunter on the table.
Titan climbs to the top turnbuckle.]

Chip: He just picked up Double H and set him on top on the table!

Fool: He's gonna drive Hunter through the table into the dumpster!

[Titan tries to drive The Headhunter through the table with a flying bodypress,
 but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.]

Fool: Oh, my God!  They killed Titan!

Chip: Headhunter took a nasty spill as he rolled off the dumpster to the floor. 
And Titan
and the table are inside the dumpster.

[The Headhunter slowly gets to his feet.]

Chip: All he has to do now is shut the lid!

Fool: No.  Titan is trying to climb back out!

[The Headhunter tries to put Titan in the Dumpster.
The Headhunter hits Titan with a piece of the table.]

Chip: Titan poked his head up over the top of the dumpster, and Headhunter
smashed it!

[The Headhunter stuffs Titan in the Dumpster.
The Headhunter closes the lid.
The crowd erupts.]

Fool: I don't believe it!

Chip: Headhunter has won his fourth match in a row!

RA: Here is your winner, in 20:07, and the 1998 Run of Death Champion,
Headhunter!

["Stayin' Alive" plays as fireworks go off.  Headhunter slumps to the ground,
exhausted.]

Chip: What a performance!  Headhunter will now get his choice of title shots
coming up at Judgment Day.

Fool: I know where he's going.  He'll take the World Title shot.

Chip: You're probably right.  Wow.  As we clean up the carnage from the Run
of Death, it's time for our first of six title matches tonight.  Let's take
it up to Rick Ascott!

RA: This contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit, and
it is for the SWF Television Title!

["And Justice for all" by Metallica plays as the crowd gives a mixed reaction.]

Chip: Fatal Fury is on his way to the ring, in his quest to win his first
singles title here in the SWF.

RA: Introducing first, the challenger, from Los Angeles, California, weighing
in at 294 pounds, Fatal Fury!!

[White fireworks and explosions go off as Fatal Fury makes his way through the
curtain to the ring.]

Fool: Well, Fatal did get the duke over Doug Bacon not too long ago.

RA: And his opponent, led to the ring by Mr. Bone Breaker, and hailing from
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 240 pounds...the SWF Television
Champion, The Original Gangsta!!

[Green fireworks go off and laser lights criss-cross as the Gangsta logo
appears up on the screen.  The Original Gangsta and Mr. Bone Breaker start
their way down the aisle as the crowd boos.]

Chip: Whether you like this man, or hate him, he has done a fine job holding
the SWF Television Title.  But this could be Fatal Fury's night.

Fool: I don't think so.

Chip: Matt Compton is your referee, and we're underway!

[The bell ring.  They lock up.
Fatal Fury takes The Original Gangsta down with a double underhook suplex.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury gets a front facelock on The Original Gangsta.
Fatal Fury lets go after 12 seconds.
Fatal Fury hits The Original Gangsta with a Hotshot.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Fatal Fury and a few others cheering
him.
Fatal Fury uses a kneedrop on The Original Gangsta.
The camera cuts to a shot of Jeff Ayres interviewing the Serpent Squad
backstage.]

Chip: Don't forget that our SWF Hotline crew is backstage right now, giving you
all sorts of exclusive information at 1-900-SWF-NEWS.  As you can see, right
now the Serpent Squad is backstage giving their exclusive Hotline interview.

Fool: That's almost as exciting as the lame-ass SWF website.

[You can hear a few scattered fans booing Fatal Fury and a few others
cheering him.
Fatal Fury executes a lariat on The Original Gangsta.
Fatal Fury goes for the Furious Fall, but The Original Gangsta counters it with
a backdrop.
The Original Gangsta nails Fatal Fury with a kneebreaker.
The Original Gangsta executes a backspin DDT on Fatal Fury.
A portion of the crowd is cheering The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta goes for a waistlock suplex, but Fatal Fury
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury executes an inverted power bomb on The Original Gangsta.
Fatal Fury hits a belly-to-back suplex on The Original Gangsta.
Fatal Fury executes an inverted power bomb on The Original Gangsta.]

Chip: Powerbomb as the challenger is off to a strong start.  By the way, you
can visit the SWF website at: <a href="http://www.start.at/swf">http://www.start.at/swf</a>

Fool: They'll be updating that at the next solar eclipse.

[Fatal Fury runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury misses with an elbow.
Fatal Fury hits The Original Gangsta with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury hits The Original Gangsta with a Gorilla Press.
Fatal Fury goes for a running powerslam, but The Original Gangsta slides down
his back.
The Original Gangsta goes for a German suplex, but Fatal Fury counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury puts The Original Gangsta in a choke against the ropes.
Matt Compton warns Fatal Fury to let go.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, three, four.]

Chip: Fury has to watch himself if he wants to avoid a disqualification.

Fool: No.  He just has to break before the five count.

[Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, three, four.
Matt Compton threatens Fatal Fury with disqualification.
Fatal Fury whips The Original Gangsta into the ropes, but The Original Gangsta
reverses it.
Fatal Fury hits The Original Gangsta with an elbow.
Fatal Fury uses a clothesline on The Original Gangsta.
Fatal Fury goes for a choke against the ropes, but The Original Gangsta
blocks it.
The Original Gangsta runs into the ropes.
The Original Gangsta misses with a shoulderblock.
The Original Gangsta misses with a kick.]

Fool: Come on, Gangsta!

Chip: Let's hear from yet another one of the over 20 different announcing
teams here tonight.  Providing commentary in Pig Latin tonight are Al Isaacs
and "The Duke of New York" Allan Barrie.

[Fatal Fury puts The Original Gangsta in a sleeperhold.
The Original Gangsta reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Fatal Fury nails The Original Gangsta with a belly-to-back suplex.
Fatal Fury runs into the ropes.
The Original Gangsta hits Fatal Fury with an elbow.
The Original Gangsta runs into the ropes.
The Original Gangsta hits Fatal Fury with a kick.
The Original Gangsta executes a jawbreaker on Fatal Fury.]

Al: Awbreaker-jay ibay ethey Original-ay Angstergay.  Oodgay ovemay ibay ethay
O-ay Gee-ay.

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[The Original Gangsta is starting to get more cheers than boos.
The Original Gangsta takes Fatal Fury down with a tiger suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]

Chip: And a near fall there by the champion.

Fool: Man, I liked the Ugandan team much better.

[The Original Gangsta goes for a bridging back suplex, but Fatal Fury
 counters it with a facerake.
Fatal Fury locks The Original Gangsta in a choke against the ropes.
Matt Compton warns Fatal Fury to let go.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, three, four, five.
Matt Compton warns Fatal Fury.]

Chip: Fury is really flirting with a DQ there.

Fool: Illeyray?  Itebay emay.

[Fatal Fury goes for a chokehold, but The Original Gangsta blocks it.
The Original Gangsta hits Fatal Fury with a tiger suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, kickout.
The Original Gangsta runs into the ropes.
The Original Gangsta hits a backspin DDT on Fatal Fury.]

RA: 5 minutes gone by.  There are 25 minutes remaining.

Chip: Big DDT and the champion is beginning to take over.

Fool: You gotta remember that the last time Fury beat O.G., it was because
Gods Tears interfered.

[The Original Gangsta is starting to get more cheers than boos.
The Original Gangsta is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

Chip: The cover!  One!  Two!  NO!

[The Original Gangsta whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits The Original Gangsta with a shoulderblock.
Fatal Fury whips The Original Gangsta into the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits The Original Gangsta with an elbow.
Fatal Fury uses a Tombstone on The Original Gangsta.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury goes for a lariat, but The Original Gangsta counters it with
a crucifix.]

Chip: Duckdown...No.  Crucifix!

[Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Original Gangsta complains about a slow count.]

Fool: Behind you, O.G.!

[Fatal Fury uses an inside cradle on The Original Gangsta.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
Fatal Fury takes The Original Gangsta down with an over-the-shoulder
stomachbreaker.]

Fool: You can't lose your concentration around here, that's for damn sure.

[Fatal Fury hits an elbowdrop on The Original Gangsta.
Fatal Fury runs into the ropes.
Mr. Bone Breaker trips Fatal Fury.
Matt Compton threatens The Original Gangsta with disqualification.
Matt Compton warns Mr. Bone Breaker.
Matt Compton is back on the job.
Fatal Fury executes a lariat on The Original Gangsta.
Fatal Fury goes for the Furious Fall, but The Original Gangsta counters it with
a Frankensteiner.]

Chip: FrankenGangsta!  He reversed out of the Furious Fall.

Fool: He's more than a brawler.  He's my homes.

[The Original Gangsta acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering
him.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

Chip: Oh!  So close!

[The Original Gangsta whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
The Original Gangsta hits Fatal Fury with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The Original Gangsta is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
The Original Gangsta whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits The Original Gangsta with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits The Original Gangsta with a kick.
Fatal Fury locks The Original Gangsta in a cobra clutch.
The Original Gangsta is inching his way towards the ropes.
The Original Gangsta is struggling to reach the ropes.]

Chip: Cobra clutch!  Cobra clutch!

Fool: Come on, big guy!  You're almost there!

[The Original Gangsta tries to fight the pain.
The Original Gangsta reaches the ropes after being trapped for 28 seconds.
Fatal Fury executes the Furious Fall on The Original Gangsta.]

Chip: Furious Fall!  A huge powerbomb!

[Fatal Fury goes for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two,...]

Chip: One!  Two!

[... in the ropes...]

Fool: No, sir!

[Fatal Fury executes a reverse neckbreaker on The Original Gangsta.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury executes a vertical suplex on The Original Gangsta.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury nails The Original Gangsta with a reverse neckbreaker.
Fatal Fury goes for a figure-four leglock, but The Original Gangsta
counters it with a kick-off.
The Original Gangsta hits Fatal Fury with a Northern Lights suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

Chip: Another two count with that Northern Lights suplex!

Fool: This is just agony.

[The Original Gangsta attempts to place Fatal Fury on the turnbuckle, but
Fatal Fury blocks it.
The Original Gangsta nails Fatal Fury with a jawbreaker.
The Original Gangsta seemingly enjoys the boos.
The Original Gangsta whips Fatal Fury into the ropes, but Fatal Fury
reverses it.]

Chip: Don't forget that the winner of this match faces Headhunter Tuesday...
Oh!  Powerslam!

[Fatal Fury executes a powerslam on The Original Gangsta.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

Chip: Two and three quarters!

Fool: No soup for you!

[Fatal Fury goes for a chokehold, but The Original Gangsta counters it with
a facerake.
The Original Gangsta is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
The Original Gangsta uses a snap suplex on Fatal Fury.
The Original Gangsta attempts to place Fatal Fury on the turnbuckle, but
Fatal Fury blocks it.
The Original Gangsta hits Fatal Fury with a jawbreaker.
The Original Gangsta nails Fatal Fury with a backspin DDT.
The Original Gangsta seemingly enjoys the boos.
The Original Gangsta is going for the pin.]

Fool: Cover him!  Cover him!

Chip: Another backspin DDT!  One!  Two!

[Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
The Original Gangsta takes Fatal Fury down with a side suplex.
The Original Gangsta nails Fatal Fury with a gutwrench suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]

Chip: Two more near falls for the champ.

Fool: We're coming up on ten minutes.  But it doesn't matter tonight!

[The Original Gangsta hits Fatal Fury with a kneebreaker.
The Original Gangsta takes Fatal Fury down with a side suplex.
The Original Gangsta is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
The Original Gangsta nails Fatal Fury with a Russian legsweep.
The Original Gangsta hits Fatal Fury with a double underhook suplex.]

RA: 10 minutes gone by.  There are 20 minutes remaining.

Chip: As we said, the winner is set to face Headhunter on Tuesday night at
Triumphant Tuesday.

Fool: I don't think Head's gonna be in any shape to wrestle.

[The Original Gangsta seemingly enjoys the boos.
The Original Gangsta goes for a double underhook suplex, but Fatal Fury
blocks it.
Fatal Fury goes for a chokehold, but The Original Gangsta blocks it.
The Original Gangsta hits Fatal Fury with a double underhook suplex.
The Original Gangsta whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits The Original Gangsta with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury goes for a hangman, but The Original Gangsta blocks it.
The Original Gangsta takes Fatal Fury down with a backbreaker.]

Chip: Backbreaker, well-executed by the O.G.

Fool: I have a feeling, Chip, that we are headed to Gangsta's Paradise.

[The cheers for The Original Gangsta are drowning out the boos.
The Original Gangsta hits Fatal Fury with a tiger suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
The Original Gangsta hits a Northern Lights suplex on Fatal Fury.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]

Chip: Two count again.  He just can't hold Fatal Fury down.

Fool: Just keep watching.

[The Original Gangsta nails Fatal Fury with a side suplex.
The Original Gangsta executes the Gangsta's Paradise on Fatal Fury.]

Chip: Gangsta's Paradise!  Gangsta's Paradise!

Fool: Now it's over.

[The Original Gangsta goes for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, in the ropes...]

Chip: Foot in the ropes!  The match continues.

[The Original Gangsta takes Fatal Fury down with a reverse neckbreaker.
The Original Gangsta is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, in the ropes...]

Fool: This sucks.  Finish him!

Chip: O.G. sets for the vertical suplex.

[The Original Gangsta goes for a vertical suplex, but Fatal Fury reverses it.
Fatal Fury executes the Furious Fall on The Original Gangsta.
Fatal Fury acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.]

Chip: Furious Fall!  Furious Fall!

Fool: Where did THAT come from?

[Fatal Fury goes for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Fatal Fury goes for a DDT, but The Original Gangsta counters it with a backdrop.
The Original Gangsta is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]

Chip: He got...No, he didn't!

Fool: This one could end any minute.

[The Original Gangsta takes Fatal Fury down with a Russian legsweep.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits The Original Gangsta with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury throws The Original Gangsta out of the ring.
Fatal Fury goes through the ropes.
Fatal Fury whips The Original Gangsta into the guardrail.
Matt Compton counts:  1.]

Chip: Here we go.  They're brawling over toward us.

Fool: Come on!  Why don't you head over to the Esperanto table?

[Fatal Fury knocks The Original Gangsta into the ringsteps.
Fatal Fury acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Matt Compton counts:  2.
Matt Compton counts:  3.
Matt Compton counts:  4.
Fatal Fury hits The Original Gangsta with a Hotshot.
Matt Compton counts:  5.]

Chip: Fury drops the champ over the guardrail!

[Fool: They both need to watch the count.
Mr. Bone Breaker comes from behind and distracts Fatal Fury.
The Original Gangsta reenters the ring.
Fatal Fury follows him back in.
The Original Gangsta uses a kneedrop on Fatal Fury.
The Original Gangsta goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Fatal Fury
 counters it with a backdrop.
Fatal Fury locks The Original Gangsta in a choke against the ropes.
Matt Compton warns Fatal Fury to let go.]

Chip: Once again, Fatal Fury is tempting fate here.

Fool: Come on, Compton!  Disqualify him!

[Matt Compton counts: One, two, three, four.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, three, four, five.
Matt Compton warns Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury whips The Original Gangsta into the ropes.
The Original Gangsta hits Fatal Fury with a kick.
The Original Gangsta executes a swinging neckbreaker on Fatal Fury.
The boos are resurfacing again.]

Fool: I smell a victory!  Here we go.

Chip: O.G. has the crossface on.  And it's time to go to Gangsta's Paradise!

[The Original Gangsta executes the Gangsta's Paradise on Fatal Fury.
The Original Gangsta goes for the pin.]

Chip: The cover!  One!  Two!

[Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The Original Gangsta hits a swinging neckbreaker on Fatal Fury.
The boos are resurfacing again.
The Original Gangsta executes the Gangsta's Paradise on Fatal Fury.
The boos are resurfacing again.]

Fool: No diggity and no doubt!  THIS will do it.

[The Original Gangsta goes for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Original Gangsta goes for a backbreaker, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury goes for a double chickenwing submission, but The Original Gangsta
blocks it.
The Original Gangsta executes a gutwrench suplex on Fatal Fury.]

Fool: Yes!  Cover him.

Chip: One more try for the O.G.  One!  Two!

[Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]

Fool: You're KILLIN' me, Compton!  Learn to count!

Chip: The match continues!

[The Original Gangsta punches Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury punches The Original Gangsta.
Fatal Fury acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Fatal Fury punches The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta kicks Fatal Fury.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind The Original Gangsta.
Fatal Fury kicks The Original Gangsta.
Fatal Fury is starting to get more cheers than boos.]

Chip: Back comes the challenger!  Back comes Fatal Fury!

Fool: It's a rope-a-dope.  That's what he's doing.  Gotta be.

[Fatal Fury hits The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta punches Fatal Fury.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta punches Fatal Fury.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind The Original Gangsta.
Fatal Fury punches The Original Gangsta.
A portion of the crowd is booing Fatal Fury.]

RA: 15 minutes gone by.  There are 15 minutes remaining.

Chip: Fifteen minutes in and you can see both wrestlers losing steam.

Fool: This should have been a ten minute match like all the others.

[Fatal Fury punches The Original Gangsta.
Fatal Fury goes for a choke against the ropes, but The Original Gangsta
 blocks it.
The Original Gangsta punches Fatal Fury.
The Original Gangsta punches Fatal Fury.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta kicks Fatal Fury.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind The Original Gangsta.]

Chip: Now it's O.G. starting to take over.

Fool: You da man, O.G.!

[Fatal Fury punches The Original Gangsta.
Fatal Fury catches The Original Gangsta in a cobra clutch.
The Original Gangsta is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Original Gangsta reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Fatal Fury whips The Original Gangsta into the turnbuckle.
Fatal Fury goes for a choke against the ropes, but The Original Gangsta
 blocks it.
The Original Gangsta executes the Gangsta's Paradise on Fatal Fury.]

Chip: Gangsta's Paradise!  From out of nowhere!

[The crowd seems to be rallying behind The Original Gangsta.
The Original Gangsta goes for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind The Original Gangsta.]

Fool: Yes!  O.G. wins!  Whoo-hoo!

["Is there a heaven for a Gangsta" plays as Mr. Bone Breaker grabs O.G.'s
Television Title belt and hands it to him.]

RA: Here is your winner, in 16:05, and STILL SWF Television Champion, The
Original Gangsta!!

Chip: Well, that was a great match, but in the end, the leader of the Gangstas
prevailed.

Fool: I look forward to seeing O.G. whip his brother's ass on Tuesday.

Chip: Next up, Fool, we have the two hottest tag teams in the SWF, as the Tag
Team Champions, The Thugz, meet the top contenders for that belt, Ground Zero.

Fool: It'll be Church 1, Revolution Zero.  Get it?  Zero.

Chip: Let's go up to ring and join Rick Ascott.

RA: This contest is a tag team match set for one fall.  It is for the SWF Tag
Team Titles!

[The crowd cheers as the Revolution logo appears onscreen and "The End" by the
Doors
plays.]

RA: Introducing first, the challengers.  At a total combined weight of 580
pounds, Kaneda and Black Jack: Ground Zero!!

[The crowd cheers as Kaneda and Black Jack emerge from the entrance, followed
by a tall young woman in karate pants and a Ground Zero T-shirt, with her hair
pulled back.]

Chip: That's Tyler!  Tyler is coming to ringside with Ground Zero!

Fool: Isn't she like a kickboxer or something?

["Bow Down" by Westside Connection begins to play.  The lights go down and a
spotlight appears on the entrance as the numbers "1-8-7" appear on the screen.]

RA: And their opponents, led to the ring by Tyra, and hailing from New
Orleans, Louisiana, at a total combined weight of 622 pounds, The SWF World
Tag Team Champions, C-Murder and Shocker: The Thugz!

[The Thugz and Tyra make their way to the ring.]

Chip: Well, it doesn't look like the Thugz will be able to rely on outside
interference as they have on numerous occasions before.  Scott Thomas is your
referee.

Fool: Loser.

Chip: And we're set to go!

[The bell rings.  They lock up.
The Shocker goes for a choke slam, but Kaneda counters it with an elbowsmash.
Kaneda goes for a sleeperhold, but The Shocker blocks it.
The Shocker goes for an inverted power bomb, but Kaneda blocks it.
Kaneda takes The Shocker down with a faceslam.
Kaneda nails The Shocker with a fisherman suplex.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]

Chip: Near fall in the opening moments by Kaneda.

Fool: How'd he ever get Shocker up like that?

[Kaneda hits The Shocker with an enzuigiri.
Kaneda tags out to Black Jack.
Kaneda takes The Shocker down with a springboard dropkick.
The crowd is cheering on Kaneda.
Black Jack hits an inverted power bomb on The Shocker.
Kaneda leaves the ring.
Black Jack whips The Shocker into the turnbuckle.
Black Jack executes a headbutt on The Shocker.
Black Jack takes The Shocker down with a kick to the midsection.
Black Jack hits The Shocker with a DDT.]

Chip: DDT!  The Thugz are having all sorts of trouble!

Fool: They need to slow things down here.  They're not two-time champs for
nothing.

[Black Jack nails The Shocker with a kick to the midsection.
Black Jack goes for a power bomb, but The Shocker blocks it.
C-Murder enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Kaneda enters the ring, but gets cut off.
The Shocker and C-Murder hit Black Jack with a double DDT.
C-Murder leaves the ring.
The Shocker whips Black Jack into the ropes.
The Shocker hits Black Jack with an elbow.
The Shocker locks Black Jack in a bearhug.
Black Jack tries to escape the hold.]

Chip: Bearhug by The Shocker!  What a display of power!

Fool: Don't let him get to the ropes!

[Black Jack reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
C-Murder enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
C-Murder uses a spin kick on Black Jack.
The Shocker goes for an inverted power bomb, but Black Jack blocks it.
C-Murder leaves the ring.
Black Jack whips The Shocker into the ropes, but The Shocker reverses it.
The Shocker hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Black Jack.
The Shocker tags out to C-Murder.
C-Murder whips Black Jack into the ropes.
C-Murder hits Black Jack with a shoulderblock.]

Chip: You'll recall that Ground Zero defeated the Thugz by countout in their
last meeting.

Fool: It was a non-title match.  No one really cared.

[C-Murder uses a choke slam on Black Jack.
The Shocker enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
C-Murder and The Shocker whip Black Jack into the ropes.
They hit Black Jack with a double clothesline.
Kaneda enters the ring, but gets cut off.
C-Murder and The Shocker whip Black Jack into the ropes.
They hit Black Jack with a double kick to the midsection.
The Shocker leaves the ring.
C-Murder executes a flying dropkick on Black Jack.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.]

Chip: The Thugz now taking over with double team moves.

Fool: They need to keep the big goofy Texan in there.

[C-Murder runs into the ropes.
C-Murder goes for a flying forearm, but Black Jack ducks out of the way.
Black Jack tags out to Kaneda.
The Shocker enters the ring and lays out Black Jack.
The Shocker leaves the ring.
C-Murder nails Kaneda with a flying bulldog.
C-Murder nails Kaneda with a choke slam.
C-Murder goes for a Frankensteiner, but Kaneda counters it with a tiger driver.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

Chip: Tiger driver gets a near fall, and Kaneda is upset.

[Kaneda complains about a slow count.]

Fool: C-Murder from behind!

[C-Murder executes an inside cradle on Kaneda.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]

Chip: Great action here in the first few minutes.

[C-Murder executes a flying bulldog on Kaneda.
C-Murder uses a flying elbowdrop on Kaneda.
C-Murder executes the Lockdown on Kaneda.
A fan at ringside badmouths C-Murder.
Black Jack makes the save.
C-Murder is eliciting a sizable round of boos.]

Chip: Big save there by Black Jack.

Fool: It would have been over.  He had Kaneda in that Kata hajime whatever.

[C-Murder nails Kaneda with a flying dropkick.
C-Murder throws Kaneda out of the ring.
C-Murder goes through the ropes.
Scott Thomas counts:  1.
C-Murder whips Kaneda into the guardrail.
C-Murder takes Kaneda down with a fallaway slam.
C-Murder reenters the ring.
Kaneda follows him back in.
C-Murder hits Kaneda with a frog splash.]

Chip: Frog splash from the top!  The cover!

[Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

Fool: Damn!  Count faster, ref!

[C-Murder goes for a piledriver, but Kaneda blocks it.
Kaneda hits C-Murder.
Kaneda is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kaneda punches C-Murder.
Kaneda is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kaneda hits an enzuigiri on C-Murder.]

RA: 5 minutes gone by.  There are 25 minutes remaining.

Chip: The fans are rallying behind the Japanese sensation, Kaneda!

Fool: Yeah, well so far, it's been all Thug power.

[The crowd is really behind Kaneda.
Kaneda hits C-Murder.
Kaneda chops C-Murder.
Kaneda has the crowd going wild.
Kaneda tags out to Black Jack.
Black Jack executes a headbutt on C-Murder.
Black Jack kicks C-Murder.
Black Jack punches C-Murder.
There are lots of chants for Black Jack.
C-Murder chops Black Jack.]

Chip: Ground Zero is undefeated so far in the SWF.  They have absolutely
steamrolled their competition.

Fool: But the Thugz are the longest reigning tag champs in SWF history.  Too
much experience.

[C-Murder kicks Black Jack.
A fan at ringside badmouths C-Murder.
Black Jack chops C-Murder.
Black Jack hits C-Murder.
There are lots of chants for Black Jack.
Black Jack chops C-Murder.
There are lots of chants for Black Jack.
Black Jack hits C-Murder with a Gorilla Press.
The crowd is going crazy.
Black Jack goes for a spinebuster slam, but C-Murder counters it with a
kneelift.]

Fool: There's the experience.  Blackie should've gone for the cover, instead
of a spinebuster.

Chip: Black Jack and Kaneda are experienced wrestlers.

Fool: But the Thugz have been working longer as a team.

[C-Murder takes Black Jack down with a dropkick.
C-Murder nails Black Jack with a DDT.
C-Murder further incites the crowd.
C-Murder uses a spin kick on Black Jack.
C-Murder nails Black Jack with a flying dropkick.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
C-Murder executes a bodyslam on Black Jack.
C-Murder executes a front-layout superplex on Black Jack.
Numerous fans are using C-Murder for target practice.]

Chip: Well, I must admit that C-Murder has things well in hand right now.

Fool: Another superplex!

[C-Murder takes Black Jack down with a front-layout superplex.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
The Shocker enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Kaneda enters the ring, but gets cut off.
C-Murder and The Shocker hit Black Jack with a double DDT.
The Shocker goes for a lariat, but Black Jack counters it with
an armbar submission.
Black Jack lets go after 11 seconds.
The Shocker leaves the ring.]

Fool: He shouldn't have let go of the arm.

Chip: Spinebuster coming up!

[Black Jack goes for a spinebuster slam, but C-Murder counters it with a
kneelift.
C-Murder whips Black Jack into the ropes, but Black Jack reverses it.
Black Jack hits a choke slam on C-Murder.
The crowd erupts.
Black Jack goes for a spinebuster slam, but C-Murder counters it with a
kneelift.
C-Murder executes a jumping DDT on Black Jack.
C-Murder goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Black Jack counters it with
a punch.
C-Murder takes Black Jack down with a front-layout superplex.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.]

Chip: Another superplex.

Fool: If I'm C-Murder, I get Shocker back in there, because I think the Thugz
need to keep Black Jack from making the tag.

[C-Murder whips Black Jack into the turnbuckle.
C-Murder runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Black Jack lifts his knee.
Black Jack runs into the ropes.
C-Murder hits Black Jack with a shoulderblock.
The Shocker enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Shocker uses a lariat on Black Jack.
C-Murder takes Black Jack down with an enzuigiri.
C-Murder and The Shocker whip Black Jack into the ropes.
They hit Black Jack with a double fist to the midsection.]

Fool: Ouch!  The Thugz are just too damn good.

[A shot of Tyler, then of Tyra, who are watching the match from their
respective corners.]

Chip: Fortunately, we've had no outside interference so far.

[The Shocker leaves the ring.
C-Murder uses a reverse neckbreaker on Black Jack.
Numerous fans are using C-Murder for target practice.
C-Murder tags The Shocker.
C-Murder nails Black Jack with a superkick.
The Shocker executes a reverse flying elbowdrop and goes for the pin.
The Shocker is being booed like there is no tomorrow.]

Fool: 1-8-7!  Call the meat wagon!

Chip: Shocker with the cover!  One!  Two!...

[Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The Shocker tags out to C-Murder.]

Chip: He kicked out!  I don't believe it!

Fool: Get him, C!

[C-Murder and The Shocker whip Black Jack into the ropes.
C-Murder and The Shocker hit Black Jack with a double choke slam.
The Shocker leaves the ring.
C-Murder hits Black Jack with a belly-to-belly suplex.
C-Murder executes a front-layout superplex on Black Jack.
C-Murder hits Black Jack with a DDT.
C-Murder runs into the ropes.
C-Murder nails Black Jack with a flying forearm.]

Chip: Flying forearm!  One!  Two!

[Scott Thomas counts: One, two, in the ropes...]

Fool: You're kidding me, right?  An arm under the ropes shouldn't count!

[C-Murder hits Black Jack with an elbowdrop.
C-Murder hits a flying bulldog on Black Jack.
C-Murder whips Black Jack into the ropes.
C-Murder nails Black Jack with a dropkick.
C-Murder uses a flying dropkick on Black Jack.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
C-Murder takes Black Jack down with a front-layout superplex.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.]

Chip: Superplex!  The Thugz are staying on him.

Fool: Now it's over!

[C-Murder is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, in the ropes...]

Chip: Look how frustrated the Thugz are right now!

[C-Murder nails Black Jack with a dropkick.
C-Murder uses a dropkick on Black Jack.
C-Murder hits Black Jack with a jumping DDT.]

RA: 10 minutes gone by.  There are 20 minutes remaining.

Fool: DDT!  Keep him down, C!  Don't let him tag!

[C-Murder runs into the ropes.
Black Jack executes a hiptoss on C-Murder.
Black Jack goes for a spinning backbreaker, but C-Murder counters it with
an elbowsmash.
C-Murder uses a dropkick on Black Jack.
C-Murder is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

Chip: Two and three quarters!  It's just a matter of time...

Fool: My thoughts exactly.

[C-Murder whips Black Jack into the ropes.
C-Murder goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Black Jack counters it with
a facerake.
Black Jack hits a tiger suplex on C-Murder.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]

Fool: Whew!  That was close.

Chip: Two count by Black Jack, and the Thugz are set back a little bit.

[Black Jack goes for a vertical suplex, but C-Murder blocks it.
C-Murder takes Black Jack down with a bodyslam.
The Shocker enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
C-Murder and The Shocker whip Black Jack into the ropes.
They hit Black Jack with a double kick to the midsection.
C-Murder and The Shocker whip Black Jack into the ropes.
They hit Black Jack with a double elbowsmash.
The Shocker leaves the ring.]

Chip: More double teaming.  Kaneda is helpless there on the outside.

Fool: The cowboy has had a mudhole stomped in him.  And you love it.

[C-Murder hits a DDT on Black Jack.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
C-Murder hits a double-axhandle chop on Black Jack.
C-Murder goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Black Jack counters it with
a punch.
Black Jack executes a spinning DDT on C-Murder.
The crowd erupts.
Black Jack hits a Russian legsweep on C-Murder.
Black Jack flexes.]

Chip: Look how confident Black Jack is.

Fool: Both these guys have been in too long now.  We need to see some tags.

[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Black Jack executes an inverted power bomb on C-Murder.
Black Jack runs into the ropes.
Black Jack misses with a kick.
C-Murder nails Black Jack with a jumping DDT.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
C-Murder tags The Shocker.]

Fool: Yes!  It's the 187!  No way out!

[C-Murder nails Black Jack with a superkick.
The Shocker executes a reverse flying elbowdrop and goes for the pin.
The Shocker further incites the crowd.]

Chip: Perfectly executed!  And he's taunting the crowd!

[Scott Thomas counts: One, two, Kaneda makes the save.]

Fool: No!

Chip: Too much trash talking by Shocker gave Kaneda the opportunity.

[The Shocker hits a forearm smash on Black Jack.
The Shocker attempts to place Black Jack on the turnbuckle, but Black Jack
blocks it.
The Shocker whips Black Jack into the turnbuckle.
The Shocker charges in with the Stinger Splash.
The Shocker runs into the ropes.
The Shocker misses with a kick.
The Shocker takes Black Jack down with a lariat.
The Shocker goes for a clawhold, but Black Jack blocks it.]

Fool: Ha-hah!  Shock's just toying with him now.

Chip: You look at Kaneda and Tyler, and they can almost feel the title shot
slipping away.

[Black Jack takes The Shocker down with a kneebreaker.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Black Jack.
Black Jack punches The Shocker.
The crowd is giving Black Jack a standing ovation.
The Shocker hits Black Jack.
The Shocker further incites the crowd.
The Shocker chops Black Jack.
The Shocker whips Black Jack into the ropes.]

Fool: He had the opportunity there, but he's just out of gas.

Chip: Black Jack is proving something by hanging in there so long.

[Black Jack executes a swinging neckbreaker on The Shocker.
The crowd erupts.
Black Jack hits The Shocker with a DDT.
Black Jack goes for a snap suplex, but The Shocker counters it with
a vertical suplex.
The Shocker takes Black Jack down with a DDT.
The Shocker whips Black Jack into the ropes.
The Shocker misses with a kick.
Black Jack nails The Shocker with a swinging neckbreaker.]

Chip: Swinging neckbreaker!

Fool: He's been in there for seven minutes.  Finish him, Thugz!

[Black Jack whips The Shocker into the ropes.
The Shocker misses with a shoulderblock.
The Shocker hits Black Jack with a kick.
The Shocker goes for a forearm smash, but Black Jack blocks it.
Black Jack uses a vertical suplex on The Shocker.
Black Jack runs into the ropes.
Black Jack hits The Shocker with a clothesline.]

RA: 15 minutes gone by.  There are 15 minutes remaining.

Chip: Big clothesline as we pass the 15 minute mark.

Fool: What's with this Black Jack guy?  He should be exhausted!

[Black Jack goes for a tiger suplex, but The Shocker blocks it.
The Shocker goes for a full nelson, but Black Jack counters it with a go-behind.
Black Jack executes a low blow on The Shocker.
The Shocker begs off.
Black Jack hits a Russian legsweep on The Shocker.
The crowd erupts.
Black Jack takes The Shocker down with a kick to the midsection.
Black Jack executes a power bomb on The Shocker.]

Chip: Power bomb!  Cover by Black Jack!

Fool: Help him, Tyra!

[Scott Thomas counts: One, two, in the ropes...]

Chip: No!  Two count only!

[Black Jack hits a piledriver on The Shocker.
Black Jack uses a kneebreaker on The Shocker.
Black Jack whips The Shocker into the ropes, but The Shocker reverses it.
The Shocker hits Black Jack with a kick.
The Shocker tags out to C-Murder.
C-Murder whips Black Jack into the turnbuckle.
C-Murder runs shoulder-first into the corner.]

Fool: I can't say enough about how smooth The Thugz are in this match.

Chip: They have kept Black Jack in without a tag for ten minutes.

[C-Murder goes for a jumping DDT, but Black Jack counters it with a backdrop.
Kaneda enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Shocker enters the ring and lays out Kaneda.
C-Murder and The Shocker whip Black Jack into the ropes.
They hit Black Jack with a double kick to the midsection.
The Shocker leaves the ring.
C-Murder nails Black Jack with a flying bulldog.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.]

Fool: That's it.  He's dead.

Chip: We're about to see our third 187 of the night!

[C-Murder tags The Shocker.
C-Murder nails Black Jack with a superkick.
The Shocker executes a reverse flying elbowdrop and goes for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, in the ropes...]

Fool: Come on!  How tough can this be?

Chip: Black Jack is saved by the fact that Shocker had a foot outside the ropes!

[The Shocker tags out to C-Murder.
The Shocker nails Black Jack with the Doctor Bomb.
Kaneda enters the ring and lays out The Shocker.
Kaneda leaves the ring.
Black Jack hits a vertical suplex on C-Murder.
Black Jack whips C-Murder into the ropes, but C-Murder reverses it.
C-Murder hits Black Jack with a kick.
C-Murder hits a fisherman suplex on Black Jack.]

Fool: Murder Plex!

Chip: The cover!  One!  Two!

[Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]

Chip: NO!  What intestinal fortitude by Black Jack!

[C-Murder takes Black Jack down with a reverse neckbreaker.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
The Shocker enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
C-Murder and The Shocker whip Black Jack into the ropes.
They hit Black Jack with a double backdrop.
Kaneda enters the ring and lays out The Shocker.
The crowd is behind Kaneda all the way.
Tyra tries to jump up on the apron, but is pulled down by Tyler.]

Chip: Did you see that?  Tyler with the save.

Fool: Tyra's no weakling.  That chick is pretty strong!

[Black Jack and Kaneda whip C-Murder into the ropes.
They hit C-Murder with a double clothesline.
Kaneda leaves the ring.
Black Jack whips C-Murder into the ropes.
C-Murder hits Black Jack with a kick.
C-Murder goes for a Russian legsweep, but Black Jack counters it with
an elbowsmash.]

Chip: Big elbow by Black Jack!  And he's going up top!

Fool: Come on, C!  Do something!

[Black Jack climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Tyra pushes him off to the mat.
C-Murder runs into the ropes.]

Fool: The ref didn't see it!  You go, girl!

Chip: Tyler's furious!  She's jumping up on the apron!

[Tyler jumps up on the apron.
C-Murder misses with a clothesline.
Tyler hits C-Murder with a low blow.
Scott Thomas disqualifies Black Jack.]

Chip &amp; Fool: OOOOOHHHHH!!!

Fool: That was just wrong!

Chip: Well, the Thugz are going to win this one by disqualification.  Let's get
the official
word.

RA: Here are your winners by disqualification, in 18:38, The Thugz!

["Bow down" plays as both Ground Zero and The Thugz are arguing with referee
Scott Thomas.]

Chip: I don't think anyone is pleased with the way that turned out.

Fool: Except for the Thugz.  They won.  Church of Pain, baby!

[The Thugz and Tyra leave, with C-Murder walking a little funny, leaving a
disappointed Ground Zero and Tyler in the ring.]

Chip: Both ladies at ringside interfered in that match.

Fool: But who got caught?

Chip: Exactly.  Well, our next match is one of the most anticipated in SWF
history.

Fool: You know, Chip, even I want to see Frenck win this one.

Chip: I figured that out from your T-shirt.  Let's not waste any more time.
It's SWF versus Microsoft!  Here's Rick Ascott!

RA: this contest is the first half of our double main event!

[There is a LOUD pop from the crowd, as the arena is filled with noise.]

RA: It is set for one fall with a 30 minute time limit.

["Cities of Flame" by Blue Oyster Cult plays as the SWF logo appears on the
video wall.]

RA: Introducing first, originally from San Ramon, California, and now
residing in Falls Church, Virginia, accompanied to the ring by SWF Vice
Presidents Pat McNeill and Tim Parker, he weighs in at 227 pounds, and he
is the President of the Supreme Wrestling Federation: the one, the only,
Brian Frenck!

[The crowd roars as Frenck, in his "DOS 6.22" T-shirt and jeans, makes
his way down the aisle, flanked by McNeill and Parker.]

Chip: Here they are.  Brian Frenck has been training with Johnny Ventures
and members of the T.w.O.  He should be ready for this.

Fool: And he's also got two of the best minds in the SWF out there with him.

[Frenck enters the ring as gold fireworks go off.  The SWF logo appears in
the center of the ring, done in laser lights.]

Chip: We are moments away from the most anticipated celebirty match of the
year, and the most well-known man in the world is about to make his way
down that aisle.

RA: And his opponent...

[The Windows 98 startup noise plays as a giant Win98 logo appears on the
video wall.  The crowd is booing already.  "Heroes" by David Bowie plays.]

RA: He is accompanied to the ring by Microsoft President Steve Ballmer, and
Vice-Presidnet in charge of interactive media Pete Higgins.  From Redmond,
Washington, weighing in at...

[Ascott stops as he looks up the aisle.  We see Microsoft suits Ballmer
and Higgins waving for Ascott to stop his introductions.  Behind them,
wearing a grey sweatsuit that says "Property of ME" with the Microsoft
logo below it, is Bill Gates, with his right arm in a sling.  If you
thought the crowd was booing before, they're REALLY booing now.]

Chip: Gates has his arm in a sling!

Fool: Bull[bleep]!  He's not hurt!

[The music stops.  Gates calls for the microphone.  Ballmer carefully passes it
over to his good hand.]

Gates: I was really looking forward to beating you and your insignificant
little wrestling league once and for all...

[The crowd boos.  Gates pauses to let them finish.]

Gates: ...but unfortunately, I fell this morning while I was jogging and hurt
my shoulder.  And my doctor informs me that I will not be able to retain full
mobility in my shoulder for a few weeks.

[More boos.]

Chip: I don't believe this.

Fool: Do we have to refund all that pay-per-view money?

Gates: So, I guess what I'm saying is that I have to forfeit tonight.  You
win, Mr. Frenck.

[The crowd boos some more as Gates hands the microphone over.  Pat McNeill
grabs it.]

McNeill: I'm afraid it's not that simple.  The contract specifically states
that if you're injured, you still have to wrestle when you come back from
injury.  And you can't have a replacement either.  So I guess we'll see you
at the next pay-per-view.

[Gates, sputtering, calls for the microphone back.]

Gates: That's preposterous.  I don't have time for that.  [He hands the mic
to Ballmer.]

Ballmer: Actually, you are mistaken.  According to the contract, Mr. Gates
is allowed to pick a replacement if he is injured.  The only conditions are
that this person must be an executive of Microsoft, and must be at least as
well-known as Mr. Gates.

McNeill: That's right.  And if you have someone working in your front office
who's as famous as Gates, bring him out.

[Frenck laughs.]

Ballmer [after a pause]: Okay.  You have a deal.

[He turns to face the crowd.]

Ballmer: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, The
Microsoft Corporation is proud to present our NEW Vice-President of Wrestling
Operations:

Fool: What the hell's going on?

["Also Spracht Zarathrustra", the theme to the move "2001: A Space Odyssey",
plays over the speakers.]

Chip: Oh, no!

Ballmer: This man is temporarily retired from professional wrestling, but while
active, he won the NWA Heavyweight Title seven times, the World Wrestling
Federation heavyweight title twice, and the WCW Heavyweight Title four times.
Ladies and gentlemen, weighing in at 242 pounds, and hailing from Charlotte,
North Carolina, the former 13-time Heavyweight Champion of the World....
"Nature Boy" Ric Flair!

[Fireworks go off as Ric Flair, in his favorite red robe, strides down the
aisle.  The crowd response is deafening.  Frenck, McNeill, and Parker all have
shocked expressions on their faces.]

Chip: Um...Jeff Hart is your referee for this one...I don't know what to say.

Fool: I do!  WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[The bell rings.  They lock up.
Ric Flair chops Brian Frenck.
Ric Flair is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Ric Flair kicks Brian Frenck.
Ric Flair is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Brian Frenck punches Ric Flair.
Ric Flair hits Brian Frenck.
Ric Flair chops Brian Frenck.]

Chip: I'm afraid this one's looking pretty bad for the SWF.

Fool: Speak for yourself!  It's not every day you get to see your boss get his
ass kicked by a professional ass-kicker.

[The crowd is cheering on Ric Flair.
Ric Flair hits Brian Frenck.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Ric Flair chops Brian Frenck.
Ric Flair uses a thrust kick to the head on Brian Frenck.
Ric Flair is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.]

Chip: Frenck kicks out at two.  What courage by the SWF President!

[Brian Frenck yells "Someone help me!"
Ric Flair runs into the ropes.
Ric Flair executes a back heel kick on Brian Frenck.
Brian Frenck goes for a football tackle, but Ric Flair counters it with
a kick to the head.
Ric Flair is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, Ric Flair pulls Frenck up.]

Chip: Why did he do that?

Fool: Because he's the dirtiest player in the game!

[Brian Frenck goes for a clothesline, but Ric Flair ducks out of the way.
Ric Flair throws Brian Frenck out of the ring.
Ric Flair goes through the ropes.
Ric Flair whips Brian Frenck into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Ric Flair uses a faceslam on Brian Frenck.]

Chip: Brian Frenck tastes the concrete!

Fool: I love it!  Pass the popcorn!

[Jeff Hart counts:  1.
Ric Flair hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Brian Frenck.
Brian Frenck reenters the ring.
Ric Flair follows him back in.
Ric Flair whips Brian Frenck into the ropes.
Ric Flair hits Brian Frenck with a backdrop.]

Chip: Flair sends Frenck for the ride with the high backdrop.

Fool: Look at him strut, Chipper.

[Ric Flair whips Brian Frenck into the ropes.
Ric Flair misses with a clothesline.
Brian Frenck hits Ric Flair with a shoulderblock.
Brian Frenck goes for an earringer, but Ric Flair blocks it.
Ric Flair nails Brian Frenck with a kneebreaker.
Ric Flair kicks Brian Frenck.
Ric Flair punches Brian Frenck.
Ric Flair kicks Brian Frenck.]

Chip: Ric Flair is beating Frenck to a pulp.

Fool: Not bad for a guy who's old enough to be my father.

[Brian Frenck runs into the ropes.
Ric Flair hits Brian Frenck with a clothesline.
Ric Flair executes a kneedrop on Brian Frenck.
Ric Flair locks Brian Frenck in a sleeper.
Brian Frenck reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Ric Flair executes the Figure-4 Leglock on Brian Frenck.]

Chip: Figure four leglock!

[The Fool has removed his car keys from his pocket and is jingling them.]

Fool: Start the bus, baby!

[Brian Frenck is in a great deal of pain.
Brian Frenck is struggling to reach the ropes.
Pat McNeill and Tim Parker are talking in the corner.  Finally, McNeill shakes
his head and throws a white towel into the ring.]

Chip: That's it!  Brian's corner has thrown in the towel.   Microsoft has
beaten us.

Fool: Well, whether we like it or we don't like it, we need to learn to live
with it.

RA: Here is your winner, in 3:06, "Nature Boy" Ric Flair!

[Bill Gates and the other Microsoft suits enter the ring to celebrate with
Flair.]

Chip: Oh, this is a sad moment.

[Gates raises Flair's hand in victory, using his right hand.  The hand that had
been in the sling.  Flair shakes Gates' hand and leaves the ring.]

Chip: What?

Fool: That bastard!  Kill him.

[Parker and McNeill each grab a chair from ringside.  They enter the ring,
sneaking up behind the suits. ]

Chip: Look!  What are they doing?

[With a synchornized crack, McNeill lays out Pete Higgins with a chair to the
back at the same time that Parker is nailing Steve Ballmer.  McNeill and
Parker high five and leave the ring.  The crowd is on its feet.]

Chip: I don't believe it!

[Gates turns around to find his vice-presidents laid out and Brian Frenck,
getting to his feet.  Tim Parker is consulting at ringside with referee Jeff
Hart.]

Fool: I think they're telling Hart to get in the ring.

Chip: We're going to have a match between Gates and Frenck after all!

[A horrified Bill Gates turns to leave, but McNeill and Parker are blocking
his path.  He grabs the microphone to yell at the retreating Ric Flair.]

Gates: What the hell kind of wrestler are you?  Get back here and help me!

[For a long moment, Flair looks at Gates.  Then he walks over to the
announcer's table and borrows Chip Collins' microphone.]

Flair: Little man, our contract ended when I won the match.  At least the
hippie over there had the guts to fight his own battles.  Don't you try to
pretend you know anything about wrestling.  I've had more World titles than
you've had pieces of ass.

[The crowd gives a HUGE roar of approval.]

Flair: And now, if you'll excuse me, the Nature Boy is off to style and
profile.  WHOO!

Crowd: WHOO!

[Flair turns and leaves.  Jeff Hart calls for the bell.]

Chip: Oh, my God!  We're going to have a match!

[Bill Gates tries to leave the ring.  Brian Frenck pulls him back in by his
sweatpants.]

Fool: Nowhere to hide, Windows boy!

[Brian Frenck whips Bill Gates into the ropes.
Brian Frenck tackles Bill Gates.]

Chip: It's the Spear!  Frenck just speared Bill Gates!

[Frenck sits on top of Gates, punching him.  The crowd is ballistic.]

Fool: Wait!  Who's that?

[We see a large man charging down the aisle.  He is wearing an expensive suit,
is clean shaven, and is carrying a laptop computer.  He is wearing sunglasses
and has his hair slicked back.  He looks vaguely familiar...]

Chip: That CAN'T be who it looks like!

[The large man has hit ringside.  He clotheslines Tim Parker from behind,
knocking him down.  Pat McNeill turns to face him, and gets waffled over the
head with the laptop.]

Fool:  It is!  It's Gods Tears!

[Brian Frenck kicks Bill Gates.
Brian Frenck punches Bill Gates.
Gods Tears has entered the ring.]

Chip: GT is behind him!  And Frenck doesn't see him!

[Gods Tears smashes Brian Frenck over the back of the head with the laptop.
The plastic case breaks into pieces.  Frenck is unconscious.]

Fool: GT has just beaten the crap out of the front office!

Chip: Why?  For the love of God, why?

[Tears stands over Frenck, and locks the Drunken Rage on the unconscious SWF
President. Bill Gates, with a huge smile on his face, is getting to his feet.]

Fool: He's gonna get fired for this.  What does he think he's doing?

[Gods Tears breaks the hold.  Bill Gates hands him the microphone.

GT: You know.... Ever since my association with Doctor Benson... I
remember him saying to me, "GT, we gotta find the virus which is
poisoning your mind."   I didn't know what that meant at first, but after
seeing you here in front of all of these people, I have found the
virus....

[GT points directly at the unconscious Brian Frenck.]

GT: YOU... are the virus. And I've gotta get rid of you.

[Bill Gates steps up and grabs the mic for a second.]

BG: You know, for our large clients, we have our own staff in place for each
major account.  Say hello to my new customer support representative to the
SWF, Mr. Tears!.

GT: Yeah, gave me a computer and everything.

[The crowd is booing.  The ring is quickly filling up with debris.]

Chip: Microsoft has HIRED Gods Tears?

Fool: Remind me not to call customer support for a while.

RA: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this bout by disqualification, in 1:12,
Brian Frenck!

[The crowd starts to cheer.]

BG: Whatever.  Just remember this, Mr. Frenck.  I will always find a way to
screw you over somehow.   The toughest man in your promotion works for me now,
and there's nothing you can do about it.

["Heroes" by David Bowie plays as Tears and Gates leave.  Members of the T.w.O.
are at ringside, trying to revive Frenck.]

Fool: Wow.

Chip: Well, technically Brian won by disqualification.  But I think we may have
seen the last of Gods Tears.

Fool: He'll be fired by morning.

Chip: I'm still in shock.  It's been some night so far.  Vance and Johnny are
here to call the last four matches.  The Fool and I will see you Tuesday night
on NASN.

[Scene cuts to another broadcast desk where Vance McMihn and Johnny
Ventures are sitting.]

VM: Thank you very much Chip.  What a night it has been and we still
have four title matches to go.  First I want to congratulate Headhunter
on winning the Run Of Death.

JV: And I want to congratulate Gods Tears on kicking the crap out of
Frenck.  About time someone stuck it to the man.

VM: I wouldn't count on getting that raise this year if I were you.

JV: We get raises?

VM: You do if you don't bad mouth the owner.  Let's take it down to Rick
Ascott.

RA: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is for the SWF International
Title.  ["Bullet The Blue Sky" by U2 starts to play.]  Introducing first,
hailing from British Columbia, Canada, weighing in at 263 pounds, here is
Kaos!!

[Lasers start shooting around the arena as Kaos emerges from the
entrance and makes his way down to the ring.  The crowd boos loudly.
Kaos enters the ring as the music fades down and "I Shot The Sheriff" by
Eric Clapton starts to play.]

RA: And his opponent, being led to the ring by The Bailiff, hailing from
Montreal, Quebec, Canada, weighing in at 295 pounds, here is the reigning
SWF International Champion, The Judge!!

[Blue spotlights shine on the entrance as The Bailiff and The Judge
emerge.  They make their way down to the ring.  A mixture of boos and
cheers can be heard.  The Judge enters the ring and takes off his robe
and several fireworks around the ring are launched.]

VM: All right, Kaos of course is trying to follow in the footsteps of
his predecessor, Equalizer in capturing the International title.

[The bell rings.  They lock up.
The Judge executes a short clothesline on Kaos.
The Judge is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
The Judge throws Kaos out of the ring.
The Judge goes through the ropes.]

VM: And the Judge is wasting no time as he instantly takes the match to
the outside.

JV: Smart idea.  He can't lose the belt out there.

[The Judge hits a short clothesline on Kaos.
The Judge knocks Kaos into the ringsteps.
The Judge whips Kaos into the guardrail.
Scott Thomas counts:  1.
The Judge nails Kaos with a springboard lariat.
Scott Thomas counts:  2.
The Judge reenters the ring.
Kaos follows him back in.
The Judge executes a running powerslam on Kaos.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]

VM: The Judge with a near fall there on the Trinity member.

JV: Now I always get confused about Kaos's posistion in Trinity.  Is he
the Grand Dragon or the Imperial Wizard?

[The Judge attempts to place Kaos on the turnbuckle, but Kaos blocks it.
The Judge attempts to place Kaos on the turnbuckle, but Kaos blocks it.
The Judge throws Kaos out of the ring.
Scott Thomas counts: one, two, Kaos reenters the ring.]

VM: Kaos has said on numerous occasions that he is not a racist.  It's
just that some people think that his outfit looks like a klan outfit.

[The Judge hits a headbutt on Kaos.
The Judge goes for a flying bulldog, but Kaos side-steps and The Judge
only hits air.]

VM: Oh my!  295 pounds hit the mat hard.

[Kaos whips The Judge into the ropes, but The Judge reverses it.
The Judge misses with an elbow.
Kaos nails The Judge with a flying clothesline.]

VM: Kaos with the huge clothesline after bouncing off the ropes the
second time.

JV: That's the first bit of offense for the conehead.

[Kaos is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Kaos runs into the ropes.
The Judge misses with a clothesline.
The Judge hits a palm blow on Kaos.
The Judge throws Kaos out of the ring.
Scott Thomas counts: one, two, Kaos reenters the ring.]

VM: Kaos has spent just about as much time out of the ring as he has in
the ring.

JV: Well that's good strategy.  It pisses of your opponent.  And when
your pissed off, your more likely to make mistakes.

[The Judge goes for a power bomb, but Kaos blocks it.
Kaos goes for a DDT, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge throws Kaos out of the ring.
The Judge jumps onto him with a plancha.]

JV: Plus it allows you to do stuff like that.

[The Judge reenters the ring.
Kaos follows him back in.
Kaos runs into the ropes.
Kaos hits The Judge with a clothesline.
Kaos goes for a standing wristlock, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge catches Kaos in a double chickenwing submission.
Kaos reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Judge hits a running powerslam on Kaos.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

VM: Boy I tell you, The Judge is just all over Kaos.  I think Kaos
greatly underestimated his opponent.

[The Judge hits Kaos with a short clothesline.
A portion of the crowd is booing The Judge.
The Judge nails Kaos with a slingshot legdrop.
The Judge whips Kaos into the ropes.
The Judge hits Kaos with a backdrop.
The Judge uses a power bomb on Kaos.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: Only a two count after the power bomb.

JV: I think Kaos needs to spend less time yapping and more time working
out.  He's getting slapped around like a $20 whore.

[The Judge whips Kaos into the ropes, but Kaos reverses it.
Kaos executes a belly-to-belly suplex on The Judge.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Kaos.
Kaos whips The Judge into the ropes.
The Judge hits Kaos with a kick.]

VM: Over the head belly to belly by Kaos then Judge knocks him down with
a kick.

[The Judge uses a stomp on Kaos.
The Judge puts Kaos in a scorpion deathlock.
Kaos reaches the ropes after being trapped for 27 seconds.
The Judge catches Kaos in a scorpion deathlock.]

JV: Good move by the Judge there.  Kaos reched the ropes to break the
hold so The Judge just pulls him back out to the center of the ring and
applies the hold again.

[Kaos reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
The Judge goes for a springboard lariat, but Kaos counters it with a powerslam.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
A portion of the crowd is booing Kaos.
Kaos hits The Judge with a flying clothesline.]

JV: You know, I heard that Kaos was going to be David Duke's running
mate in the next election.

VM: Will you stop?

[A portion of the crowd is cheering Kaos.
Kaos uses a belly-to-belly suplex on The Judge.
Kaos catches The Judge in a spinning toe hold.
The Judge is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Judge is valiantly trying to break the hold.]

VM: and the Judge is desperately trying to reach the ropes to excape
that toe hold.

[The Judge tries to escape the hold.
The Judge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds.
Kaos whips The Judge into the ropes.
Kaos nails The Judge with an enzuigiri.
Kaos nails The Judge with a springboard lariat.
Kaos is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Kaos nails The Judge with an enzuigiri to the face.]

VM: Boot to the face!

JV: And Kaos is actually starting to look good.  I think The Judge tired
himself out in the early minutes.

[Kaos is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

VM: Just half a count away from having new champions.

[Kaos uses a flying clothesline on The Judge.
Kaos executes a back suplex on The Judge.
Kaos goes for a backbreaker, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge whips Kaos into the ropes.
The Judge hits Kaos with a kick.
The Judge takes Kaos down with a power bomb.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Judge takes Kaos down with a forearm smash.
The Judge runs into the ropes.
The Judge uses a jumping elbow thrust on Kaos.
The Judge executes the Death Sentence on Kaos.]

VM: And there's the finisher.  This one is over.

[The Judge goes for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, in the ropes...]

VM: No!  Kaos gpt his foot in the ropes.

JV: He's damn lucky too.  I don't think he could've kicked out.

[The Judge goes for a Soviet suplex, but Kaos blocks it.
Kaos chops The Judge.
The cheers for Kaos are drowning out the boos.
Kaos kicks The Judge.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Kaos punches The Judge.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Kaos throws The Judge out of the ring.
Kaos goes for a tope, but The Judge moves out of the way.
Kaos is out cold.]

JV: Nobody home!

[Scott Thomas counts:  1.
The Judge throws Kaos back into the ring.
The Judge goes for a palm blow, but Kaos blocks it.
Kaos punches The Judge.
The boos are resurfacing again.
The Judge hits Kaos.
The cheers for The Judge are drowning out the boos.
The Judge hits Kaos.
The cheers for The Judge are drowning out the boos.
The Judge goes for a running powerslam, but Kaos counters it with
an inside cradle.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: Kaos trying to outsmart his opponent now.

JV: Which is not easy to do.  The Judge is one of the smallest wrestlers
today.

[Kaos whips The Judge into the ropes.
Kaos hits The Judge with a clothesline.
Kaos uses a power bomb on The Judge.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kaos executes a dropkick on The Judge.
Kaos whips The Judge into the ropes.
Kaos hits The Judge with an elbow.]

VM: Kaos now with the sudden burst of energy.

[Kaos runs into the ropes.
The Judge misses with a clothesline.
Kaos hits The Judge with an elbow.
Kaos locks The Judge in a bow-and-arrow submission.
The Judge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Kaos hits The Judge with a flying clothesline.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Kaos goes for a bridging back suplex, but The Judge counters it with a
go-behind.
The Judge executes a short clothesline on Kaos.
The Judge catches Kaos in a figure-four sleeper.
Kaos reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.]

VM: Both men trying to find some way to put each other away.

[The Judge goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Kaos blocks it.
Kaos runs into the ropes.
The Judge goes for a palm blow, but Kaos blocks it.
Kaos kicks The Judge.
Kaos chops The Judge.
Kaos hits The Judge.
The Judge hits Kaos.]

JV: And it's turning into a brawl.  Gotta love it.

[Kaos hits The Judge.
The Judge chops Kaos.
The cheers for The Judge are drowning out the boos.
The Judge throws Kaos out of the ring.
The Judge goes through the ropes.
The Judge goes for a DDT, but Kaos counters it with a backdrop.]

VM: Backdrop onto the hard concrete.

[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Scott Thomas counts:  1.
Kaos goes for a faceslam, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge reenters the ring.
Kaos follows him back in.
The Judge goes for a palm blow, but Kaos blocks it.
Kaos gets an armbar submission on The Judge.
The Judge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.]

JV: Both of these guys are making a lot of mistakes when it comes to
submission holds.  They're too close to the ropes.

[Kaos uses a power bomb on The Judge.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Kaos executes a Russian legsweep on The Judge.
The cheers for Kaos are drowning out the boos.
Kaos hits an enzuigiri on The Judge.]

JV: Boot to the head!

[The cheers for Kaos are drowning out the boos.
Kaos whips The Judge into the ropes, but The Judge reverses it.
The Judge hits Kaos with a shoulderblock.
The Judge takes Kaos down with a short clothesline.
The Judge whips Kaos into the ropes, but Kaos reverses it.
The Judge hits Kaos with a kick.
The Judge whips Kaos into the ropes.
The Judge misses with an elbow.
The Judge hits Kaos with a backdrop.]

VM: Huge backdrop sends Kaos flying.

[The Judge nails Kaos with a European uppercut.
The Judge hits a slingshot legdrop on Kaos.
The Judge whips Kaos into the ropes.
The Judge hits Kaos with a backdrop.
The Judge whips Kaos into the ropes.
Kaos hits The Judge with an elbow.]

VM: Kaos knocks The Judge down.  And now he's going up top.

JV: He's taking too long.  The Judge is already getting to his feet.

[Kaos executes the HurriChaotic on The Judge.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Kaos.]

VM: Hurricarana from the top rope!

[Kaos goes for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, three.
The boos are resurfacing again.
"Bullet The Blue Sky" by U2 starts to play.]

VM: He did it!!  We have a new International Champion!!

RA: The winner, and new SWF International Champion, Kaos!! In a time of
14:14!

[Kaos grabs the belt and holds it high above his head.  The Judge rolls
out of the ring into the Bailiff's arms who helps hold him up.  Doug
Bacon, Hot Shot Donovan and the Living Dead all run down to the ring to
celebrate Kaos's victory.  Doug Bacon grabs the mic.]

Bacon:  Well, well, well, that's the first of two belts Trinity is
destined to win tonight.

[Some fans cheer, others boo.]

Bacon:  Isn't it a little ironic?  The International Title held by
Triple K, the Kaos man, the guy that came into Trinity to do everything
Equaloser could never do.  That's right, he took that International
Title, to bring Trinity out of the wretched toilet that Equalizer was
leading Trinity into.

[Doug Bacon pauses.  Kaos stammers back and forth behind him.]

Bacon:  You see, people kept wondering why I would join Trinity.
Why I would destroy my career joining such a pathetic organization.
These were the quesions people wanted answered.  Well, the answers are
right here.  You see, without that pathetic germ Equalizer, Trinity can
grow to something great.  Trinity can become something bigger.  We can
overcome that worthless Equalizer that has been a plague in the world
of the SWF.

[Doug Bacon is smiling in victory.  The camera zooms in on Kaos
holding the belt firmly with both hands, he's standing directly
behind Doug Bacon.]

Bacon:  You know, I'm glad I put away that worthless Equalizer.
It is thanks to me that the SWF was germ-free of his stupidity.
It was my hammer that struck his knee.  My career ending shot that
took that idiot out of this league.  And with that, I took his place
in Trinity, to actually make something of the pathetic organization
that existed before.  Sure, they had guts and skill, but with Equalizer,
they were nothing more then a ship being dragged down into the ocean
by a stupid anchor!

[Kaos swings the belt at the head of Doug Bacon.  Doug Bacon ducks.
He kicks Kaos in the stomach.  The rest of Trinity stand there
stunned.  Kaos and Doug Bacon exchange blows. Finally, Kaos steps
back. He picks up the mic from the mat, and lifts it to his hood.]

Kaos: "I have heard just about enough out of you, Bacon.  Lately, you
have been simply going over the line. You continually compare me to
Equalizer.  You belittle the rest of Trinity at every turn. You even
caused Tim Thornsen to turn on us. If you think you are so big, why did
you join Trinity then? Face it Bacon. You did what you swore you never would.
You joined those you could not beat. You are truly pathetic. I have only
one thing left to say to you. Are you ready to....no. That's not
fitting. Doug  Bacon......you've just been EQUALIZED!"

[Kaos rips his hood off, revealing for the first time, his true
identity as The Equalizer.]

VM: It's Equalizer!!  Kaos was actually Equalizer!!

JV: That's the last time I listen to Fool's Gold.  Thorsen said that
Kaos was actually Time Warp.

[Doug Bacon stares at Equalizer.  He's in disbelief.]

[Sudden rage takes over.  Doug Bacon rushes Equalizer, jumping at him,
causing both men to flip over the top rope.  Doug Bacon lands on top
of Equalizer, and starts pounding away at his head.  He grabs a chair
in the corner, and starts swinging it at Equalizer with a couple of
blows to the head.  Donovan and The Living Dead jump down off the
apron.  Doug Bacon nails Donovan with the chair, he nails Mortis, and
then starts kicking Equalizer in the stomach in a fit of rage.]

JV: And Bacon is cleaning house in there!

[Donovan gets up, reaches for his own chair.  Doug Bacon sees him, the
two chairs collide with a crash.  Mortis comes into view.  With a
giant swing he nails Doug Bacon in the back of the head with the bell.
Doug Bacon drops to the ground.  Doug Bacon barely moves.  Hot Shot
Donovan nails Doug bacon repeatedly in the knee with the steel chair.]

VM: This is horrible.  They're trying to end Doug Bacon's career.

JV: That's fair, Bacon tried to end Equalizer's career, and now
Equalizer is going to do the same to Doug.

[A bloody Equalizer gets up.  He actually has a smile on his
face. Equalizer snaps his foot out, nailing Bacon with a low
blow. He then lifts Bacon up, and executes the Face Plant on
him on the concrete.]

Equalizer: "I told you you should beware! Trinity warned you
that I would return, and you didn't listen to them. You
dumbass! You really are a disgrace to yourself, to the
Underground, and to Trinity!"

[Equalizer turns, and starts shaking hands with Trinity,
celebrating that he has returned.]

VM: This is just sickening.  Doug Bacon looks seriously hurt.  And he
still has a match later on tonight.

[Equalizer turns to Donovan, and pats him on the shoulder.]

Equalizer: "Donovan, my man, you have known all along that
it was really me beneath that hood. You managed to keep
Trinity afloat while I away with my 'career ending injury'.
And so, since everything that Trinity is now, is thanks to
you, I have a special gift, just for you."

[Equalizer snaps his fist into Donovan's gut, and executes a
Face Plant on Hot Shot. The Living Dead blink, and then
charge towards Equalizer, wielding a ring bell and a steel
chair. Equalizer runs part way up the aisle, facing the
ring, watching as The Dead tend to Donovan.]

Equalizer: "I have had a lot of time to think while Kaos was
around. And I learned a thing or two. The Dead are just
that.  Dead.  Somewhere, they lost their talent.
Bacon.... well, we all know where him and I stand. And
Donovan..... well Hot Shot, we *did* make a good tag team,
but I can't work with just one member of Trinity, and
despise the rest. So what I'm trying to say is this:
Trinity..... Prepare to be Equalized!"

[Equalizer drops the mic to the floor, and raises the
International Belt over his head, as "A Criminal Mind" by
Gowan plays over the PA, while he makes his way back to the
locker room.]

VM: I don't believe it!  Equalizer just left Trinity!

JV: He did more than that, he just destroyed Trinity.  Bacon certainly
isn't going to be in Trinity after they attacked him.  SO all that
leaves is Donovan and the Dead.  Neither of which have the leadership
qualities to lead Trinity.  Trinity is dead, McMihn!

[Paramedics rush out and tend to Doug Bacon.  Rigor and Mortis help Hot
Shot Donovan back to the locker rooms.]

VM: And we can only hope that Doug will still be able to wrestle for the
World Title tonight.  Although it doesn't look too good right now.  Also
we have some more bad news.  We saw earlier on that Kip Douglass's head
hitting the steel stretcher hard.  Kip Douglass has a severe neck injury
and is suspected to be out at least several weeks.

[Doug Bacon is carried off on a stretcher.]

VM: We will try to keep you updated on Doug Bacon's condition.

JV: What happens if he can't wrestle tonight?

VM: I guess that means that Mr. Shhh wins by default.

JV: Oh, I can't wait to see the riot when the fans learn that there's no
World Title match.

VM: Well, I'm sure they'll understand.  But anyhow, it's time for us to
go to our next match.

RA: This contest is for the SWF American Title and is scheduled for two out
of three falls.

["Rock &amp; Roll All Nite" by Kiss starts to play.]

RA: Introducing first, led to the ring by Jukebox Hero, fighting out of
Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 237 pounds, here is the Rock 'n Roll
Animal!!

[Lasers start shooting out in beat with the music.  Jukebox and Animal
emerge from the entrance and make their way to the ring.  The crowd is
cheering them on.  Animal enters the ring as the music fades out and
"Death Wish" by Christian Death starts to play.]

RA: and his opponent, hailing from New, Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at
246 pounds, here is the SWF American Champion, Pagan!!

[Candles light up the aisleway as Pagan emerges from the entrance and
makes his way to the ring.  The crowd boos loudly.]

VM: All right this should be a very interesting match.  2 weeks ago,
Pagan lost the American belt to Animal in controversial fashion.  And
last week Pagan won it back in controversial fashion.  So there two are
going to settle it once and for all.  2 out of three falls.

[They lock up.
Pagan puts Rock 'n Roll Animal in a choke against the ropes.
Mark Matarese warns Pagan to let go.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three, four.]

VM: And pagan is going right for the rule breaking.

JV: Why not, He can't lost the belt on a DQ.

VM: But I think he would have to get disqualified in both falls to be
able to keep the belt.

[Pagan executes a single-leg takedown on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Pagan hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a takeover suplex.
Pagan executes a forearm to the back on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Pagan is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: Animal driven to the mat with that forearm.

[Pagan goes for a Japanese armdrag takedown, but Rock 'n Roll Animal
counters it with a lariat.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a frog splash, but Pagan gets his knees up.
Pagan hits a spinebuster slam on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
Pagan goes for a forearm to the back, but Rock 'n Roll Animal side-steps and
Pagan only hits air.
The crowd is starting to get behind Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Pagan into the ropes.
Pagan misses with a shoulderblock.
Pagan nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a swinging neckbreaker.]

VM: So fat it's been mostly Pagan.

JV: Of course it has.  Everyone knows that Rock 'n Roll is dead.

VM: And I thought you were a big Kiss fan.

JV: That's besides the point.

[Pagan is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Pagan gets a chinlock deathlock submission on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is struggling to reach the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Pagan uses a single-leg takedown on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Pagan goes for a Japanese armdrag takedown, but Rock 'n Roll Animal
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes an Asai moonsault on Pagan.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]

VM: And we almost had our first fall there.

JV: Would that be the Rocksault?

[Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Pagan into the turnbuckle.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a kick to the head on Pagan.
Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a palm blow on Pagan.
Rock 'n Roll Animal locks Pagan in a sleeperhold.
Pagan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Rock 'n Roll Animal punches Pagan.
The crowd is starting to get behind Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal punches Pagan.]

VM: And now the two are duking it out.

[Rock 'n Roll Animal kicks Pagan.
Pagan punches Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Pagan kicks Rock 'n Roll Animal.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Rock 'n Roll Animal kicks Pagan.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Pagan.]

JV: Nothing like this good technical wrestling.

[Rock 'n Roll Animal hits an Asai moonsault on Pagan.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Pagan down with a slingshot splash.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Rock 'n Roll Animal air guitars.]

VM: Animal with 2 close falls there.

JV: Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades.

[The crowd is really behind Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a swinging punch on Pagan.
Rock 'n Roll Animal locks Pagan in a standing wristlock.
Pagan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Pagan tries to fight the pain.
Pagan tries to escape the hold.]

VM: Standing wristlock by the Revolution leader.  We saw Ricky Watts tap
out because of a wristlock.  Will history repeat itself?

[Pagan tries to fight the pain.
Pagan is writhing in pain.
Mark Matarese asks Pagan if he's still there.
Pagan nods.
Pagan tries to fight the pain.
Pagan is barely hanging in there.]

JV: If he does, he is the biggest wuss in the SWF.

[Pagan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 38 seconds.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Pagan into the ropes.
Pagan hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with an elbow.
Pagan uses a piledriver on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Pagan hits Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Pagan hits Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Pagan further incites the crowd.
Rock 'n Roll Animal punches Pagan.
Pagan kicks Rock 'n Roll Animal.]

VM: Both men using each other as punching bags.

[Pagan hits Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Numerous fans are using Pagan for target practice.
Pagan hits Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Pagan goes for a standing wristlock, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a lariat, but Pagan counters it with
an armbar submission.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Rock 'n Roll Animal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Pagan uses a swinging neckbreaker on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Pagan whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Pagan with an elbow.
Rock 'n Roll Animal air guitars.]

JV: By the way, I've heard that Animal and Deaf Leopard will be
recording a duet.  It'll be called Revolution #2.

[The chants for Rock 'n Roll Animal are deafening.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a dropkick on Pagan.
The crowd is behind Rock 'n Roll Animal all the way.
Rock 'n Roll Animal locks Pagan in a sleeperhold.
Pagan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.]

VM: Animal trying his best to wear down Pagan.

[Rock 'n Roll Animal attempts to place Pagan on the turnbuckle, but Pagan
blocks it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes.
Pagan misses with a kick.
Pagan goes for a spinning power bomb, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with
spinning headscissors.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Pagan with a slingshot splash.
Mark Matarese counts: One, shoulder up.
Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal uses an Asai moonsault on Pagan.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

VM: And another near fall.

JV: Animal just doesn't have what it takes to put away Pagan.  And he
would have to do it twice to get the belt too.

[Rock 'n Roll Animal throws Pagan out of the ring.
Mark Matarese counts:  1.
Pagan reenters the ring.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Pagan with a lariat.
The chants for Rock 'n Roll Animal are deafening.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, shoulder up.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Pagan with a knee to the back.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for an atomic drop, but Pagan counters it with
a bulldog headlock.]

VM: I want to remind our listeners that we will be returning to SWF
Slaughterhouse next week, Sunday, August 23rd from Sacramento,
California.

[Pagan executes a forearm to the back on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Pagan is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Pagan hits a swinging neckbreaker on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Pagan goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but Rock 'n Roll Animal
blocks it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a powerslam, but Pagan counters it with a lariat.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.]

VM: And the crowd does not like Pagan at all.

JV: Can't imagine why?

[Pagan uses a side suplex on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Pagan catches Rock 'n Roll Animal in a choke against the ropes.
Mark Matarese warns Pagan to let go.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three, four.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three, four.]

VM: Pagan again risking disqualification.

[Pagan executes a spinebuster slam on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
Pagan goes for a side suplex, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with
spinning headscissors.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a bodyslam, but Pagan blocks it.
Pagan whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Pagan with a clothesline.]

VM: Animal just about took Pagan's head off with that clothesline.

[Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a standing wristlock, but Pagan blocks it.
Pagan uses a swinging neckbreaker on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
Pagan chops Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Pagan punches Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Pagan chops Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Pagan throws Rock 'n Roll Animal out of the ring.
Pagan goes for a plancha, but Rock 'n Roll Animal moves out of the way.]

VM: Pagan took too long setting up for that plancha and went jaw first
into the guardrail.

JV: I think I saw some teeth come flying out.

[Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a dropkick on Pagan.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Pagan into the guardrail.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a side suplex, but Pagan blocks it.
Pagan throws Rock 'n Roll Animal back into the ring.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a dropkick on Pagan.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a lariat, but Pagan counters it with
an armbar submission.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is struggling to reach the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal tries to escape the hold.]

VM: And now Pagan has the arm submission on Animal.

JV: And right in the center of the ring.  Unless Animal is in reality,
Stretch Armstrong, he ain't gonna be able to reach the ropes.

[Rock 'n Roll Animal is inching his way towards the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is writhing in pain.
Mark Matarese asks Rock 'n Roll Animal if he's had enough.
Rock 'n Roll Animal shakes his head.
Rock 'n Roll Animal fights his way out of the hold after 25 seconds.]

VM: Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, Animal breaks the hold.

[The crowd is behind Rock 'n Roll Animal all the way.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Pagan with a waistlock suplex.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes the Revolution #9 on Pagan.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for the pin.]

VM: Somersault splash and here's the count!

[Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is behind Rock 'n Roll Animal all the way.]

VM: Animal gets the first fall.  Now we'll wait a min...LOOK OUT!

[Pagan attacks Rock 'n Roll Animal from behind.
Pagan places Rock 'n Roll Animal on the turnbuckle.
Pagan executes the Final Judgement on Rock 'n Roll Animal.]

JV: I guess Pagan didn't want to wait that minute.

[The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Pagan goes for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.]

VM: Well even though I never heard the bell to signal the start of the
next round, it looks like Pagan just got the second fall.

JV: He used his head.  He saw an opening and he took it.

VM: All right, now we'll wait a minute again.

JV: I wouldn't say again.  They only waited 5 seconds last time.

VM: And Mark Matarese signals for the start of the final fall.

[They lock up.
Rock 'n Roll Animal throws Pagan out of the ring.
Mark Matarese counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Pagan reenters
the ring.
Rock 'n Roll Animal catches Pagan in a standing wristlock.
Pagan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.]

VM: Now whoever gets the next fall will be the American Champion.

JV: I'm sure most people have figured that out already.  Except maybe
our viewers in West Virginia.

[Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a flying sunset flip on Pagan.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a knee to the back on Pagan.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
Rock 'n Roll Animal air guitars.
The crowd is behind Rock 'n Roll Animal all the way.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Pagan into the ropes.
Pagan hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a Vader attack.
Pagan runs into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal misses with a kick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal locks Pagan in a sleeperhold.
Pagan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Rock 'n Roll Animal catches Pagan in a sleeperhold.]

VM: Pagan got out of the first sleeper but Animal just went ahead and
reapplied it.

[Pagan tries to escape the hold.
Pagan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a flying sunset flip on Pagan.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Rock 'n Roll Animal complains about a slow count.
Rock 'n Roll Animal locks Pagan in a sleeperhold.
Pagan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.]

JV: When will Animal ever learn to apply the submission holds in the
center of the ring?

[Rock 'n Roll Animal air guitars.
The crowd erupts.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a knee to the back on Pagan.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Pagan into the turnbuckle.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a kick to the head, but Pagan blocks it.
Pagan takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a spinning backbreaker.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Pagan places Rock 'n Roll Animal on the turnbuckle.
Pagan takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a superplex.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
Pagan goes for a side suplex, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with
spinning headscissors.
Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes.
Pagan uses a spinebuster slam on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: Pagan was waiting for Animal and nailed him with that spinebuster.

[Pagan puts Rock 'n Roll Animal in a choke against the ropes.
Mark Matarese warns Pagan to let go.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three, four.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three, four.
Pagan goes for a Tombstone, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes.
Pagan misses with a shoulderblock.
Rock 'n Roll Animal misses with a clothesline.
Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Pagan with a shoulderblock.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, in the ropes...]

JV: What the hell is Animal thinking?  A pin after a shoulderblock?

[Rock 'n Roll Animal executes the Revolution #9 on Pagan.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for the pin.]

VM: Somersault splash!!  We have a new champ!

[Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

JV: You were saying kemosabe?

[Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Pagan into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal misses with a clothesline.
Pagan misses with an elbow.
Pagan and Rock 'n Roll Animal get hit with a double clothesline.
Pagan whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes, but Rock 'n Roll Animal
reverses it.
Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Pagan with a powerslam.
The crowd is giving Rock 'n Roll Animal a standing ovation.
Rock 'n Roll Animal executes the Revolution #9 on Pagan.
The crowd is giving Rock 'n Roll Animal a standing ovation.]

VM: And another one!!

[Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

JV: And he still kicks out.

[Rock 'n Roll Animal catches Pagan in a standing wristlock.
Pagan is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Pagan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Pagan into the ropes.
Pagan hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a shoulderblock.
Pagan is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout.
Pagan complains about a slow count.
Pagan locks Rock 'n Roll Animal in a spinning toe hold.
Rock 'n Roll Animal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5
seconds.]

VM: Both of these men are using everything in their arsenal trying to
get that final fall.

[Pagan attempts to place Rock 'n Roll Animal on the turnbuckle, but
Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it.
Pagan throws Rock 'n Roll Animal out of the ring.
Pagan goes through the ropes.
Pagan knocks Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ringpost.
Aissa comes from behind, but Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Aissa.
Pagan hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a spinning power bomb.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Pagan uses a vertical suplex on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Mark Matarese counts:  1.]

JV: Wouldn't it be something if after all of this they both get counted
out?

[Pagan nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a side suplex.
Mark Matarese counts:  2.
Pagan whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the guardrail.
Mark Matarese counts:  3.
Pagan hits a swinging neckbreaker on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Mark Matarese counts:  4.
Pagan nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a swinging neckbreaker.
Mark Matarese counts:  5.]

VM: If they're not careful, that could very well happen.

[Pagan hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a stomp.
Mark Matarese counts:  6.
Pagan whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the guardrail.
Mark Matarese counts:  7.
Pagan reenters the ring.
Rock 'n Roll Animal follows him back in.
Pagan gives the sign for the Final Judgement.
Pagan places Rock 'n Roll Animal on the turnbuckle.
Pagan executes the Final Judgement on Rock 'n Roll Animal.]

VM: Double underhook top rope DDT.  And here's the count.

[The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Pagan goes for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

VM: No!  Animal kicked out just in time!

JV: I tell ya McMihn, I don't know how much longer these guys can last.
They're running on fumes right now.

[Pagan executes a single-leg takedown on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Pagan uses a forearm to the back on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Pagan puts Rock 'n Roll Animal in a standing wristlock.
Rock 'n Roll Animal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Pagan hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a piledriver.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
Pagan is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]

VM: And another near fall after that piledriver.

[Pagan executes a Tombstone on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Pagan places Rock 'n Roll Animal on the turnbuckle.
Pagan executes the Final Judgement on Rock 'n Roll Animal.]

VM: He hit it again!

JV: It's over!

[The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Pagan goes for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]

VM: No!  Animal got a shoulder up and Pagan can not believe it.

[Pagan locks Rock 'n Roll Animal in a choke against the ropes.
Mark Matarese warns Pagan to let go.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three, four, five.]

VM: Mark Matarese having to pull Pagan off of Animal there.

JV: I think Pagan was trying to get disqualified and hope that he gets
to keep the belt.

[Pagan puts Rock 'n Roll Animal in a choke against the ropes.
Mark Matarese warns Pagan to let go.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three, four, five.]

VM: I think you're right Johnny.  Becuase again, Matarese has to pull
Pagan off of Animal.

[Pagan takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a spinebuster slam.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Pagan puts Rock 'n Roll Animal in the STF.
Rock 'n Roll Animal is struggling to reach the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Pagan puts Rock 'n Roll Animal in a spinning toe hold.
Rock 'n Roll Animal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Pagan hits a piledriver on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Pagan is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, in the ropes...]

VM: No matter what Pagan does, Animal just will not stay down!

[Pagan runs into the ropes.
Pagan hits a Vader attack on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Pagan runs into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal misses with a shoulderblock.
Rock 'n Roll Animal misses with a kick.
Pagan hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a clothesline.
Pagan whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes, but Rock 'n Roll Animal
reverses it.
Pagan executes a Vader attack on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Pagan hits a spinning DDT on Rock 'n Roll Animal.
Pagan is being booed out of the building.]

VM: Pagan doesn't seem to know what else he can do.  He's hit him with
just about every move.

[Pagan whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
Pagan hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a shoulderblock.
Pagan is going for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, in the ropes...]

JV: Pagan is grasping at straws now.

[Pagan hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a forearm to the back.
Pagan whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
Pagan hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a clothesline.
Rock 'n Roll Animal falls out of the ring.
Pagan goes for a plancha, but Rock 'n Roll Animal moves out of the way.
Pagan is out cold.]

VM: Oh my!  Pagan hit that concrete hard.

JV: I think that's going to end it.

[Rock 'n Roll Animal reenters the ring.
Pagan follows him back in.
Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Pagan into the ropes.
Pagan hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with an elbow.
Pagan whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes.
Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Pagan down with an Asai moonsault.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

VM: No!  Pagan now refusing to go down.

[Rock 'n Roll Animal executes the Revolution #9 on Pagan.
The crowd is giving Rock 'n Roll Animal a standing ovation.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for the pin.
Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three.]

VM: He did it!  Animal finally pinned Pagan!  We have a new Champion!

["Rock &amp; Roll All Nite" by Kiss starts to play.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

RA: The winner, and new SWF American Champion, is Rock 'n Roll Animal!!
In a time of 21:23!

[Animal grabs the belt and holds it up high.]

JV: Big deal.  Given recent history, Pagan will have the belt back next
week.

[Pagan heads back to the locker rooms as Animal and Jukebox celebrate a
little more and then head back to the locker rooms.]

VM: Congratulations to Animal on capturing the American Title.  Now I
understand that our competitors are all set for our next match.

JV: Where?  I don't see any wrestlers in the ring?

VM: Well let's see what Rick Ascott has to say.

RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is time for our SWF Toughman Title match.
It is a Texas Death warehouse match.  The match will take place in the
loading docks of the Kingdome where all of the props from tonights Run
of Death are currently being stored.  I direct your attention to the
video screens.

[Cut to a shot of Zack Adams and Artful Dodger standing in the loading
docks.]

RA: Introducing first, accompanied by Ziggy Mour, hailing from Montreal,
Quebec, Canada, weighing in at 333 pounds, here is the reigning SWF
Toughman Champion, "Biggie Z" Zack Adams!!

RA: And the challenger, accompanied by Westminster, fighting out of London,
England, weighing in at 178 pounds, here is The Artful Dodger!!

[Jeff Hart finishes explaing the rules to the two men and then tells
them to start.
Zack Adams grabs a pair of brass knuckles.
Zack Adams hits him with the knuckles.
The Artful Dodger is busted wide open.]

VM: And Zack wastes no time finding a weapon that he can use.

JV: And don't be picky.  There are plenty of weapons.  Just grab one and
use it.  Don't spend forever looking for the perfect one.  You ain't
Christmas shopping.

[Zack Adams nails The Artful Dodger with a rolling kick.
Zack Adams takes The Artful Dodger down with a diving elbow smash.
Zack Adams is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Zack Adams whips The Artful Dodger into the wall.
Zack Adams nails The Artful Dodger with a legdrop.]

VM: Zack Adams with the definite advantage seeing how he is almost twice
the size of Dodger.

[Zack Adams goes for an enzuigiri, but The Artful Dodger ducks out of the way.
The Artful Dodger knocks Zack Adams into the stairway.
Westminister comes from behind and distracts Zack Adams.
The Artful Dodger chokes him with the Carribean Strap.
The Artful Dodger chokes him with the Carribean Strap.
The Artful Dodger knocks Zack Adams into the arena wall.]

JV: Nice to see that the managers are willing to get involved.

VM: And that momentary diversion enabled Dodger to grab a weapon to use.

[The Artful Dodger picks up a baseball bat.
The Artful Dodger hits him with the baseball bat.
The crowd is booing The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger uses a Western lariat on Zack Adams.
The crowd is booing The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger hits him with the baseball bat.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Zack Adams is busted wide open.]

VM: Oh my!  I think Zack's skull may have just gotten cracked open with
that hit.

[The Artful Dodger chokes him with a baseball bat.
The Artful Dodger struts across the loading dock.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
The Artful Dodger hits a jawbreaker on Zack Adams.
Zack Adams grabs the baseball bat from The Artful Dodger.
Zack Adams hits him with the baseball bat.
Zack Adams goes for a flying forearm, but The Artful Dodger
ducks out of the way.
The Artful Dodger picks up a singapore cane.
The Artful Dodger hits him with the singapore cane.]

VM: And even though Zack took the bat away from Dodger, Dodger just
picked up another weapon.

[The crowd is booing The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger hits Zack Adams with a jawbreaker.
The crowd is booing The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger chokes him with the singapore cane.
The Artful Dodger hits him with the singapore cane.
The Artful Dodger takes Zack Adams down with a Western lariat.
The Artful Dodger is going for the pin.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: Only a two count there.

[Zack Adams goes for a cobra clutch, but The Artful Dodger counters it with
an armdrag takedown.
The Artful Dodger goes for the Robbing You Blind, but Zack Adams
counters it with a forearm to the back.
Zack Adams nails The Artful Dodger with a rolling kick.
They're brawling up the catwalk.]

VM: And now they're heading up to the catwalk.

JV: I hope we see someone getting thrown off.

[Zack Adams goes for the Zack Attack, but The Artful Dodger counters it with
a hiptoss.
Westminister comes from behind, but Zack Adams nails Westminister.
The Artful Dodger finds a pair of brass knuckles.
The Artful Dodger hits him with the knuckles.
The Artful Dodger is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
They're brawling on the catwalk.
The Artful Dodger throws Zack Adams off the catwalk and into the
dumpster.]

JV: Yes!!!

VM: Oh my!  What a fall!  LOOK OUT!

[The Artful Dodger jumps off the catwalk and into the dumpster with a
plancha.]

VM: Both men are in the dumpster and we can't see what's going on.

JV: Wait!  I think I see someone trying to climb out.

VM: It's...it's....It's a bum!

[A bum climbs out of the dumpster.]

Bum: What the fu....?

[The Artful Dodger climbs out of the dumpster.
Zack Adams tries to climb out of the dumpster but The Artful Dodger
slams the lid on Zack Adam's head.]

JV: Oooh!  That had to hurt.

[The bum goes up to The Artful Dodger and taps him on the shoulder.]

Bum: Hey, you gotta quarter?

VM: We need to get that man out of there!  He could get seriously
injured.

JV: That's what makes this exciting.

[Zack Adams climbs out of the dumpster.
The Artful Dodger shoves the bum into Zack Adams.
Zack Adams picks up the bum and throws him at The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger gets hit with the bum.]

JV: I mean, how can you say this isn't entertaining?

VM: The homeless people are going to be outraged about this.

JV: How are they going to find out?  It's not like they have cable in
those cardboard boxes.

VM: Fans I apologize for Johnny.

[The Artful Dodger gets a cobra clutch on Zack Adams.
The Artful Dodger lets go after 5 seconds.
The Artful Dodger takes Zack Adams down with a DDT.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
The Artful Dodger catches Zack Adams in a cobra clutch.
Zack Adams is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Zack Adams grabs a cinderblock.
Zack Adams breaks the hold after 11 seconds by smashing the cinderblock
into The Artful Dodger's face.]

JV: That's gotta hurt.

[The Artful Dodger grabs a fire extinguisher.
The Artful Dodger sprays him with the fire extinguisher.
The Artful Dodger executes a jawbreaker on Zack Adams.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Zack Adams flings The Artful Dodger over a pile of tables.
Zack Adams picks up a guardrail.
Zack Adams hits him with the guardrail.]

VM: What a show of stregnth by Zack Adams.

[Zack Adams flings The Artful Dodger over a pile of boxes.
Zack Adams whips The Artful Dodger into the soda machine.
The Artful Dodger uses a jawbreaker on Zack Adams.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The Artful Dodger gets a scorpion deathlock on Zack Adams.
Zack Adams tries to fight the pain.
Zack Adams submits after 12 seconds.]

VM: And Zack Adams is the first one to submit.  But he has until a 10
count to get back up.

[Jeff Hart counts: one, two, three, Zack Adams gets back to his feet.
Zack Adams has the crowd going wild.]

JV: That didn't take long.

[The Artful Dodger picks up a box of unsold "Biggie Z" T-shirts.
The Artful Dodger hits him with the box of unsold "Biggie Z" T-shirts.
The Artful Dodger is being booed out of the building.
The Artful Dodger whips Zack Adams into the loading dock door.
The Artful Dodger goes for the Robbing You Blind, but Zack Adams
counters it with a back suplex.
Zack Adams has the crowd going wild.]

VM: It is not taking them long to find every possible weapon, is it?

[Zack Adams uses a choke slam on The Artful Dodger.
Zack Adams puts The Artful Dodger in a figure-four leglock.
The Artful Dodger's shoulders are on the floor.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Westminister hits Zack Adams to break the hold.]

JV: And there's Westminster doing what he does best.  But we haven't
really seen Ziggy get involved yet.

[The Artful Dodger nails Zack Adams with a jawbreaker.
The Artful Dodger throws Zack Adams over the pile of tables.
The Artful Dodger takes Zack Adams down with a diving elbow smash.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Westminister comes from behind, but Zack Adams nails Westminister.
The Artful Dodger whips Zack Adams into the boxes of unsold "Biggie Z"
T-shirts.]

JV: Rather ironic.

[The Artful Dodger goes for a DDT, but Zack Adams blocks it.
The Artful Dodger throws Zack Adams into the dumpster.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The Artful Dodger climbs into a golf cart.
Zack Adams climbs out of the dumpster.
The Artful Dodger tries to ram Zack Adams with the golf cart.
Zack Adams dives out of the way.
The Artful Dodger collides with the dumpster.]

JV: Anybody get the number of that golf cart?

VM: This is getting ridiculous.

[Zack Adams climbs into a forklift.]

JV: Good thing those keys were in there.

[Zack Adams drives after The Artful Dodger who is driving away in the
golf cart.
They drive down the hallway.
They drive out the entrance to the arena.
They drive down the aisleway.
Fans are using Zack and Dodger for target practice.
They drive around the ring.]

JV: Hey!  It's the SWF 500!

[They drive around the ring.
They drive around the ring.
They drive around the ring.]

JV: This reminds me of those shriners in the small cars at parades.

VM: This has to be a low point in SWF history.

[They drive back down the aisleway.
They go back through the entrance to backstage.
They drive throught the locker rooms.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich, Rock 'n Roll Animal and Jukebox Hero are talking to
each other.]

Boom-Boom: Hey congratulations on winning the American Title.

Animal: Thanks, it wasn't easy, but I knew....LOOK OUT!!!!

[Boom-Boom and Animal dive out of the way.  Jukebox Hero turns around
only to get hit with the golf cart.]

VM: Dodger just ran over Jukebox!!

JV: SWF's very first hit and run!

[Zack Adams steers around the fallen Jukebox Hero and continues driving
after The Artful Dodger.]

Jukebox: Owwww!  Owww!  Whiplash!

Animal: Get up.  It was just a golf cart.  You're not hurt.

Jukebox: Shut up!  I may be able to get some money because of this.
Owww!  Whiplash!

[Dodger and Zack drive out onto the concourse.]

VM: Oh no!  This is serious!  They could hit one of the fans out there.

[Dodger goes speeding down the concourse.  He spins the golf cart around
and heads back at Zack Adams in the forklift.]

JV: Time for a little chicken!

[Dodger and Zack Adams are ona collision course.  At the last minute
Zack turns away and crashes into a concessions stand.]

VM &amp; JV: Oooh!

[Zack Adams backs out of the concession stand, which collapses
completely, and drives after The Artful Dodger.  But not before grabbing
a pepsi from the destroyed concession stand.
They drive up the ramp to the upper level concourse.]

JV: This is by far the most entertainment we've ever had in a toughman
match.

[They drive around the concourse weaving in and out of fans.
They drive back down the ramp.
Zack Adams throws his pepsi at The Artful Dodger but misses.
The pepsi lands in front of the golf cart and spills all over the ramp.
The Artful Dodger drives through the pepsi but loses control.
The golf cart turns sideways and slides into the wall at the bottom of
the ramp.]

JV: Oooh and Dodger spins out of control in turn two.

VM: This is what the great sport of wrestling has been reduced to?  What
would the greats like Bruno Sammartino and Gorilla Monsoon say?

JV: They're probably watching this at home enjoying every minute of it.

[Zack Adams drives up to the golf cart.
Zack Adams lifts up The Artful Dodger and the golf cart with the
forklift.
Zack Adams goes speeding down the concourse.
Suddenly Zack Adams slams on the breaks and the golf cart and Artful
Dodger go flying and crash to the ground.]

JV: And that's why you wear your seatbelts.

[Zack Adams drives at the destroyed golf cart.
Zack Adams rams the golf cart with the forklift but The Artful Dodger
moves out of the way and grabs on to the side of the forklift.]

JV: Man this is better than any of those chase seens in the movies.

[The Artful Dodger hits him with the knuckles.
The Artful Dodger and Zack Adams are fighting for control of the wheel.
Zack Adams jerks the steering wheel away from The Artful Dodger but
causes the forklift to go hurtling though an entrance and down the arena
stairs to the ring, which already has the cage up for the next match.]

VM: They're coming down the stairs at top speed!

[The Artful Dodger and Zack Adams hold on for dear life as the forklift
bounces out of control down the stairs.
The forklift finally collides with the steel cage, destroying the
forklift.]

VM: Oh my god!

JV: They could've damaged the ring!  Thank god for that steel cage!

[The Artful Dodger gets to his feet as Zack Adams sits up.
The Artful Dodger nails Zack Adams with a jumping neck snap.
The Artful Dodger hits him with the knuckles.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.
The Artful Dodger whips Zack Adams into the steel cage.
The Artful Dodger catches Zack Adams in the STF.
Zack Adams tries to fight the pain.
Zack Adams submits after 14 seconds.]

VM: And Zack finally submits to the STF.

[Jeff Hart counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Zack Adams gets back to
his feet.
Zack Adams has the crowd going wild.]

JV: But don't count him out yet.

[The Artful Dodger hits him with the knuckles.
They're brawling down the aisle.
The Artful Dodger uses a DDT on Zack Adams.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.]

VM: And the fans seem to be trying to help out Zack.

[The Artful Dodger is being booed out of the building.
The Artful Dodger flings Zack Adams over a row of chairs.
Westminister comes from behind and distracts Zack Adams.]

VM: And Westminster has come running out from the back.  And here comes
Ziggy Mour.

JV: And Jeff Hart comes running down the stairs.  The guy's completely
out of breath.  He's probably never had to run that far in his life.

[They're brawling in mid-arena.
The Artful Dodger gets the STF on Zack Adams.
Zack Adams is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Zack Adams tries to escape the hold.
Zack Adams is writhing in pain.
Zack Adams submits after 11 seconds.]

VM: And another submission.

JV: Who cares?  He'll still get up before the ten count.  If he were
really smart, he'd submit the instant Dodger applies the hold.  It
doesn't matter how many times you submit as long as you get up beofre
the ten count.

[Jeff Hart counts: one, two, three, four, five, Zack Adams gets back to his
feet.
The crowd is going crazy.]

VM: Very true.  And Dodger isn't slowing down his attack one bit.

[The Artful Dodger flings Zack Adams over a row of chairs.
The Artful Dodger hits Zack Adams with a stomp.
The Artful Dodger flings Zack Adams over a row of chairs.
Ringside is quickly filling up with debris.
The Artful Dodger hits him with the chair.]

JV: By the way, wasn't this suppose to take place in the loading dock?

[They're brawling down the aisle.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling on the first floor.]

VM: And they're back up on the first floor.

JV: Maybe they'll go out to the parking lot and steal a couple cars.

[Westminister comes from behind and distracts Zack Adams.
The Artful Dodger goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Zack Adams
counters it with a small package.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, Westminister distracts Jeff Hart.
Zack Adams knocks The Artful Dodger into the stairway.
The crowd is going crazy.
Zack Adams rips off the exit sign.
Zack Adams hits him with the exit sign.]

VM: We're going to be banned from the Kingdome just like we are from the
Mall Of America.

[Zack Adams hits him with the exit sign.
They're brawling on the first floor.
The Artful Dodger catches Zack Adams in a cobra clutch.
There is no referee there to ask Zack Adams.
Jeff Hart is back on the job.
Zack Adams is struggling to get out of the hold.
Zack Adams summons one last burst of energy.
Zack Adams submits after 12 seconds.]

VM: And yet another submission.

[Jeff Hart counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Zack Adams
gets back to his feet.
The crowd is going crazy.
Westminister comes from behind and distracts Zack Adams.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Ziggy Mour comes from behind, but The Artful Dodger nails Ziggy Mour.
Zack Adams grabs a baseball bat.
Zack Adams hits him with the baseball bat.
The Artful Dodger goes tumbling down the stairway.]

JV: Where did the baseball bat come from?

VM: Who knows?

[Zack Adams nails The Artful Dodger with a piledriver.
Zack Adams hits him with the baseball bat.
Zack Adams has the crowd going wild.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Zack Adams hits a dragon suplex on The Artful Dodger.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.]

VM: And finally, our first pin.

[Jeff Hart counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, The
Artful Dodger gets to his feet.
Zack Adams goes for a dropkick, but The Artful Dodger side-steps and Zack Adams
only hits air.]

VM: Dodger makes it back to his feet.  I wasn't sure he was going to
make it there.

[The Artful Dodger uses a DDT on Zack Adams.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
The Artful Dodger goes for a stomp, but Zack Adams rolls out of the way.
Zack Adams has the crowd going wild.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
The Artful Dodger gets a cobra clutch on Zack Adams.
Zack Adams is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Artful Dodger lets go after 5 seconds.]

JV: Looks like Dodger finally realized that the submission holds are
useless.

[The Artful Dodger grabs the baseball bat.
The Artful Dodger hits him with the baseball bat.
The Artful Dodger hits him with the baseball bat.
The Artful Dodger hits a Western lariat on Zack Adams.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
The Artful Dodger takes Zack Adams down with a jawbreaker.
The Artful Dodger chokes him with the baseball bat.]

VM: Dodger is just all over Zack.

[They're brawling down the aisle.
The Artful Dodger grabs "Biggie Z" T-shirt.
The Artful Dodger chokes him with the "Biggie Z" T-shirt.]

JV: Unbelievable.

VM: Yeah, it is hard to believe the things wrestlers will do to win a
belt.

JV: Not that.  I can't believe someone bought a "Biggie Z" T-shirt.

[Westminister comes from behind and distracts Zack Adams.
Ziggy Mour comes from behind, but The Artful Dodger nails Ziggy Mour.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Zack Adams takes The Artful Dodger down with a flying forearm.
There is no referee to count.]

VM: Where's Hart?!

JV: About 50 yards back gasping for air.

[Westminister comes from behind and hits Zack Adams with the cane.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.
Zack Adams is out cold.
The Artful Dodger goes for the pin.
Jeff Hart finally catches up.
Jeff Hart counts: One, kickout.]

JV: You could've had a 20 count in the time it took for Jeff Hart to get
there.

[Ziggy Mour comes from behind and hits The Artful Dodger with the cane.
Before Ziggy Mour connects, The Artful Dodger moves out of the way.
Ziggy Mour hits Jeff Hart.
Jeff Hart is out cold.]

VM: And down goes the referee.

JV: May as well.  We've had everything else happen so far.

[The Arful Dodger executes the Robbing You Blind on the concrete floor.
Zack Adams is out cold.
There is no referee to count.]

VM: Dodger just hit the Robbing You Blind but Jeff Hart is still out.

[Westminister tries to hit Ziggy Mour with the cane.
Before Westminister connects, Ziggy Mour moves out of the way.
Westminister hits The Artful Dodger.
The crowd is going crazy.
The Artful Dodger is out cold.]

VM: And now Dodger is out!

JV: This match just keeps getting better.

[Ziggy Mour hits Westminister with the cane.
Westminister is out cold.]

VM: And there goes Westminister.

JV: So out of the 2 wrestlers, 2 managers and one referee.  Only one of
them is concious.

[Ziggy Mour puts Zack Adams on top of The Artful Dodger.
Ziggy Mour revives Jeff Hart.
Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.]

VM: And there's the three count.  But will Dodger get up in time.

JV: Hell, will anyone get up in time.

[Jeff Hart counts: one, two, three,]

VM: Zack is finally beginning to move.

[four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,]

JV: And now Westminister is slowly getting up but still nothing from
Dodger.

[ten.]

VM: And that's it!  Zack Adams retains the Toughman belt.

JV: I don't think he's even realized that yet.

RA: Here is your winner, and still SWF Toughman Champion, Zack Adams!!
In a time of 20:21!

VM: That truly has to be one of the more bizarre matches I have ever
seen.

JV: Agreed.  I hope we have more like those.

VM: Fans, we have come to the point where we would have the SWF World
Championship match.  But it would appear as though Doug Bacon will be
unable to wrestle because of the attack on him by Equalizer and Trinity.
The preliminary report is that he has suffered severe ligament damage to
his right knee.  Now we will have a replacement wrestler but we don't
know who it will be.

RA: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a steel cage match for the
SWF World Championship!!  ["Money" by Pink Floyd starts to play.]
Introducing first, led to the ring by Mr. Jones, fighting out of New York
City, New York, weighing in at 240 pounds, here is the SWF World
Champion, Mr. Shhh!!

[The crowd boos loudly as Mr. Shhh and Mr. Jones emerge from the ring
and make their way to the ring.  Fake dollar bills drop down from the
ceiling.  Mr. Shhh enters the cage as the screen cuts to a shot of
Frenck, McNeill, and Parker all sitting in the back with ice packs on
their heads.]

Frenck: So, Bacon can't wrestle?

McNeill: Not with his knee.  If he tried it could become a career ending
injury.

Frenck: So who can we put in his place?

Parker: Well just about everyone has wrestled tonight.  Their in no
shape for another match.

Frenck: We have any wrestlers that haven't wrestled tonight?

McNeill: Yeah we have a few but...

Frenck: Fine send whoever the top rated guy is of that group out there.

[Scene cuts back to Mr. Shhh in the cage as "Money" continues to play.
Mr. Shhh walks back and forth anxiously awaiting his opponent.  Finally
his music stops.  After a couple seconds of silence, "Time Warp" from
the Rocky Horror Picture Show starts to play.]

JV: Uh....What?

RA: And his opponent, from San Francisco, California, weighing in at 250
pound, he is the leader of the Order's Next Evolution, here is Time
Warp!!

JV: This is a joke right?

VM: Well I guess he was the highest ranked wrestler here that hasn't
wrestled tonight.

[Time Warp emerges from entrance and is greeted by deafening boos and
trash.  He starts to make his way down, trying to slap hands with the
fans who spit at him.  Suddenly Time Warp is clobbered from behind and
falls to the ground.  The camera zooms out to reveal that it was a cruth
that struck him.  And that it was Doug Bacon holding that crutch.  The
crowd pops.  Doug Bacon throws down the crutch and then limps down the
aisl towards the ring.]

VM: It's Doug Bacon!!  He's going to wrestle even though he is injured!

[Doug Bacon grabs a mic and enters the cage.  Doug asks for the crowd to
be silent.  Mr. Shhh just leans back in the corner with a big smirk on
his face.]

Doug Bacon: It's time we got this over with.

[Doug then throws the mic out through the cage and the bell rings.
They lock up.
Mr. Shhh goes for a kneebreaker, but Doug Bacon blocks it.
Doug Bacon goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh locks Doug Bacon in a sleeperhold.
Doug Bacon is struggling to reach the ropes.]

VM: What a courageous effort by Doug Bacon to wrestle after being
savagely beaten and injured.

JV: Well he has that never say die attitude.

[Doug Bacon tries to escape the hold.
Mr. Shhh lets go after 11 seconds.
Mr. Shhh hits a fist to the midsection on Doug Bacon.
Mr. Shhh uses a fist to the midsection on Doug Bacon.
Mr. Shhh whips Doug Bacon into the turnbuckle, but Doug Bacon reverses it.
Doug Bacon runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Mr. Shhh lifts his
knee.]

VM: However Doug is yet to get any offense in.

JV: And it's not going to be easy working only on one leg.

[Mr. Shhh whips Doug Bacon into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh hits Doug Bacon with a kick.
Mr. Shhh hits a dropkick to the knee on Doug Bacon.]

VM: And there's Shhh working on that already injured knee.

[Mr. Shhh goes for a punch, but Doug Bacon reverses it.
Doug Bacon goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh executes a dropkick to the knee on Doug Bacon.]

JV: Well Shhh is a smart wrestler.  He sees a weakness and he's going
after it.

[Mr. Shhh goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Doug Bacon counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Doug Bacon whips Mr. Shhh into the turnbuckle.
Mr. Shhh comes back, but is met with a clothesline.
Doug Bacon whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh hits Doug Bacon with a kick.
Mr. Shhh locks Doug Bacon in a figure-four sleeper.]

VM: Doug is desperately trying to get some offense going but is having
no luck.

JV: Well he's making a mistake by whipping Shhh around.  With a bad
knee, he needs to resort to mat wrestling.

[Doug Bacon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Mr. Shhh goes for a bodyslam, but Doug Bacon counters it with a facerake.
Doug Bacon nails Mr. Shhh with a front-layout superplex.
Doug Bacon hits a flying legdrop on Mr. Shhh.
Matt Compton counts: One, shoulder up.]

VM: Huge leg drop!

JV: Yeah but he used his right leg.  I think he may have hurt himself
more than Shhh.

[Doug Bacon hits the Running Forearm Smash on Mr. Shhh.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Doug Bacon locks Mr. Shhh in a clawhold.
Mr. Shhh reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Doug Bacon goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Mr. Shhh blocks
it.]

VM: And Doug is now taking it to the World Champ.

[Mr. Shhh whips Doug Bacon into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh hits Doug Bacon with a kick.
Mr. Shhh uses a low blow on Doug Bacon.
Mr. Shhh takes Doug Bacon down with a Tombstone.
Mr. Shhh uses a dropkick to the knee on Doug Bacon.]

VM: Again, shameless tactics by the World Champ to go after a man's
already injured leg.

JV: It's tactics like that that's going to keep him the World Champ.

[Mr. Shhh catches Doug Bacon in a chinlock deathlock submission.
Doug Bacon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mr. Shhh goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Doug Bacon counters it with
a facerake.
Doug Bacon hits Mr. Shhh.
Doug Bacon kicks Mr. Shhh.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon places Mr. Shhh on the turnbuckle.
Doug Bacon executes a belly-to-back superplex on Mr. Shhh.]

VM: Huge superplex by the man many consider the greatest World Champ of
all time.

[The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon nails Mr. Shhh with a backdrop driver.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Doug Bacon goes over to his corner and chugs a beer.]

JV: And he still has time to grab a beer.

[The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Doug Bacon.
Doug Bacon nails Mr. Shhh with the Running Forearm Smash.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Doug Bacon nails Mr. Shhh with the Running Forearm Smash.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: Bacon may very wel end up winning the belt.  Bad knee and all.
Wouldn't that be a slap in the face of Equalizer.

[Doug Bacon whips Mr. Shhh into the turnbuckle, but Mr. Shhh reverses it.
Mr. Shhh runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Doug Bacon moves out of
the way.
Doug Bacon goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a DDT.
Mr. Shhh is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Mr. Shhh executes the Peacemaker on Doug Bacon.]

VM: Ooh!

JV: That's not good.

VM: Here's the cover.

[Mr. Shhh goes for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Mr. Shhh.
"Money" by Pink Floyd starts to play.]

VM: Well Mr. Shhh gets the win, but it's a hollow win.

JV: A win's a win.  And he's still the champ.

RA: The winner, and still World Champ, is Mr. Shhh!!  In a time of 5:42!

VM: Well we only hope that Doug Bacon didn't sustain any further damage
to his knee.  We are out of time.  Make sure you tune in to Triuphant
Tuesday and Johnny and I will be back on SWF Slaughterhouse next Sunday.
So long.

[Fade to black.]