[Scene fades up to the beach of Nags Head, North Carolina. There is a ring in the middle of the beach. Thousands of fans are crowding around it. Stands have even been erected nearby where even more fans are eagerly awaiting the start of the PPV. The camera tilts down to a Broadcast desk which is on top of a truck where Vance McMihn and Johnny "The Muscle" Ventures are sitting.] VM: Hello and welcome to Nags Head, North Carolina. This years home to SWF Beach Brawl. As you can tell, we are right here on the beach. JV: Without a doubt, one of the best gigs we've ever gotten. VM: Indeed. We have quite a lineup tonight. Including all 6 titles on the line. All that begins in just 30 minutes. But before the PPV kicks in, we have a match for you all. Let's go to Rick Ascott for the introductions. [Cut to a shot of Rick Ascott in a Hawiaan Shirt and shorts standing in the ring.] RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. ["Aranjuez, Mon Amour" starts to play.] Introducing first, from Oakland, California, weighing in at 235 pounds, here is Ricky "Wild Card" Watts!! [Ricky comes out of the tent and makes his way to the ring. The crowd gives a mild reaction. Ricky enters the ring, takes off his robe then climbs each of the turnbuckles and salutes the crowd. The music dies down and "Bulls On Parade" by Rage Against The Machine starts to play.] RA: And his opponent, from, New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 285 pounds, here is Tanner Boyle!! [Tanner Boyle comes out of the tent and starts to make his way to the ring. The crowd is cheering him on. Tanner stops in the aisle and makes an X with his arms and screams as several fireworks are launched behind him. He then runs down the aisle and slides into the ring.] VM: All right this should be a great match between these two newcomers. An excellent lead into the PPV. And if you haven't ordered SWF Beach Brawl yet, call your cable or satellite operators now. JV: If you forget to do it this time, Vance will remind you 200 more times in the next 25 minutes. [They lock up. Tanner Boyle attemps to place Ricky Watts on the turnbuckle, but Ricky Watts blocks it. Tanner Boyle goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Ricky Watts blocks it. Ricky Watts throws Tanner Boyle out of the ring. Ricky Watts goes through the ropes. A small "Ricky Watts" chant is being started.] VM: Ricky blocks a couple of moves and then takes things to the sand. JV: I think the fact that this event is taking place on a beach is going to give Sandman the advantage in his match against Mr. Meteorite #69. [Ricky Watts knocks Tanner Boyle into the ringsteps. The crowd is cheering on Ricky Watts. Ricky Watts whips Tanner Boyle into the guardrail. Ricky Watts uses a flying clothesline on Tanner Boyle. Jeff Hart counts: 1. They're brawling inside the ring area. Ricky Watts hits a kneelift on Tanner Boyle.] VM: Tanner is the first to realize that even though the ground is sand, there are still several things around that can hurt you. [Jeff Hart counts: 2. Ricky Watts nails Tanner Boyle with a fist to the midsection. Jeff Hart counts: 3. Ricky Watts uses a side suplex on Tanner Boyle. Jeff Hart counts: 4. Jeff Hart counts: 5. Ricky Watts takes Tanner Boyle down with a punch. Jeff Hart counts: 6. Ricky Watts reenters the ring. Tanner Boyle follows him back in.] VM: Bith men re-enter the ring. Fans, you do not want to miss SWF Beach Brawl. If you haven't ordered it yet, call your cable or satellite operator now and do so. JV: Only 199 plugs to go. [Ricky Watts uses a kneebreaker on Tanner Boyle. Tanner Boyle locks Ricky Watts in a sleeperhold. Ricky Watts reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Tanner Boyle kicks Ricky Watts. Tanner Boyle hits Ricky Watts. A small "Tanner Boyle" chant is being started. Tanner Boyle catches Ricky Watts in a chokehold. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.] VM: Tanner finally getting some offense. We have some great matches tonight. We have Axel Mate taking on his former stable mate, "Biggie Z" Zack Adams, a.k.a. HardRock. JV: You can do better than that. VM: All right, I'll also throw in a TV title match between Headhunter and Artful Dodger. [Tanner Boyle throws Ricky Watts out of the ring. Jeff Hart counts: one, two, Ricky Watts reenters the ring. Tanner Boyle whips Ricky Watts into the ropes, but Ricky Watts reverses it. Tanner Boyle hits Ricky Watts with a backdrop. Ricky Watts falls out of the ring. Tanner Boyle goes through the ropes. Jeff Hart counts: 1. Tanner Boyle screams. The crowd is responding to Tanner Boyle.] JV: ok, now you're getting some where. What else do you have for us McMihn? VM: Well we also have to more great grudge matches as the leader of the Revolution, Rock 'n Roll Animal, takes on the leader of the MIA, "Tiger" Tom Pho. And The Original Gangsta takes on Hot SHot Donovan. [Tanner Boyle executes a backbreaker on Ricky Watts. Jeff Hart counts: 2. Tanner Boyle reenters the ring. Ricky Watts follows him back in. Tanner Boyle nails Ricky Watts with a reverse neckbreaker. Tanner Boyle is getting a good reaction from the crowd.] JV: Wow that's quite a lineup you got for us... VM: But wait! There's more! We also have the SWF Toughman belt on the line as Sandman battles Mr. Meteorite #69. And for the Tag Team belts, Endless Fury takes on the red hout Kold Blooded Killaz. [Tanner Boyle is going for the pin. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout. Tanner Boyle takes Ricky Watts down with a powerslam. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout. There are lots of chants for Tanner Boyle. Tanner Boyle runs into the ropes. Ricky Watts misses with a kick. Ricky Watts hits Tanner Boyle with a kick. Ricky Watts goes for a flying clothesline, but Tanner Boyle counters it with a duck-down move.] JV: Can this PPV get any better than that? VM: Yes it can. Because we also have Sean McKenzie defending the International title against the Swedish Superstar, Sven "The Ice Pick" Pieterson. And Gods Tears puts his American Belt up for grabs when he takes on the returning Pagan. [Tanner Boyle whips Ricky Watts into the ropes. Ricky Watts misses with a clothesline. Ricky Watts hits Tanner Boyle with a single-leg takedown. Ricky Watts punches Tanner Boyle. The crowd is cheering on Ricky Watts. Ricky Watts chops Tanner Boyle. Tanner Boyle hits Ricky Watts. Tanner Boyle is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Tanner Boyle punches Ricky Watts. Ricky Watts kicks Tanner Boyle.] JV: Wow! This is going to be the best PPV ever! VM: I'm not done yet. We'll also throw in a World Title match. JV: What?! VM: That's right you'll get to see Mr. Shhh defend his belt against the best SWF World Champion ever, Doug Bacon! [The crowd is responding to Ricky Watts. Tanner Boyle punches Ricky Watts. The crowd is cheering on Tanner Boyle. Tanner Boyle kicks Ricky Watts. The crowd is cheering on Tanner Boyle. Ricky Watts goes for a slap, but Tanner Boyle blocks it. Tanner Boyle takes Ricky Watts down with a short clothesline. Tanner Boyle executes a chop on Ricky Watts. Tanner Boyle whips Ricky Watts into the ropes. Tanner Boyle misses with a clothesline.] VM: How much would you pay for all of this Johnny? JV: $200. VM: Try $29.95!! JV: Wow! What a deal! [Tanner Boyle goes for a chokehold, but Ricky Watts blocks it. Ricky Watts chops Tanner Boyle. A small "Ricky Watts" chant is being started. Tanner Boyle chops Ricky Watts. Tanner Boyle kicks Ricky Watts. Tanner Boyle punches Ricky Watts. Tanner Boyle executes a powerslam on Ricky Watts. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout. Tanner Boyle is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Tanner Boyle runs into the ropes.] VM: That's right, you can see all 6 title matches plus the three grudge matches for just $29.95. But time is running out! So call your cable or satellite operator now! [Tanner Boyle hits Ricky Watts with a shoulderblock. Tanner Boyle takes Ricky Watts down with a backbreaker. The crowd is cheering on Tanner Boyle. Tanner Boyle whips Ricky Watts into the ropes. Tanner Boyle uses a hiptoss on Ricky Watts. Tanner Boyle goes for a dropkick, but Ricky Watts counters it with a side step. Ricky Watts is going for the pin. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up. Ricky Watts uses a flying forearm on Tanner Boyle. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout. A small "Ricky Watts" chant is being started.] JV: I can't believe I sold out and read that script. VM: Then why did you do it? JV: It meant $10,000 for my campaign for governor of Michigan. [Ricky Watts gets a figure-four sleeper on Tanner Boyle. Tanner Boyle tries to escape the hold. Tanner Boyle reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Tanner Boyle runs into the ropes. Ricky Watts nails Tanner Boyle with a spinebuster slam. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.] VM: Only a 2 count by Ricky. So whose ticket are you riding on? JV: Ross Perot's Reform Party. VM: Really? That's the same party that has Jesse "The Bod... JV: What?! That miserable SOB is riding on the Reform ticket? Damn him! He just won't leave me alone. Everything I do, he has to do. [Ricky Watts nails Tanner Boyle with a bulldog headlock. Ricky Watts is going for the pin. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout. Ricky Watts hits a fist to the midsection on Tanner Boyle. Tanner Boyle takes Ricky Watts down with a powerslam. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout. Tanner Boyle is getting a good reaction from the crowd.] VM: Both men with near pins there. It's always a pleasure to watch the new wrestlers in action, knowing that one of them could become a champion some day. JV: And it's always the ones you don't expect. Who would've thought that Gods Tears would become a 2 time champion after starting off at 0-9? [Tanner Boyle catches Ricky Watts in the STF. Ricky Watts reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Tanner Boyle goes for a headbutt, but Ricky Watts blocks it. Ricky Watts uses a Russian legsweep on Tanner Boyle. There are lots of chants for Ricky Watts. Ricky Watts hits Tanner Boyle with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up. There are lots of chants for Ricky Watts. Ricky Watts hits a slap on Tanner Boyle. Ricky Watts salutes the crowd. The crowd is cheering on Ricky Watts.] VM: Both of these men have shown a lot of promise. They could both go a long way in the SWF. JV: Only time will tell. Because perservearence is one of the keys to success in the SWF. Don't believe me? Just ask Gods Tears or Headhunter. [Ricky Watts uses a powerslam on Tanner Boyle. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout. Tanner Boyle whips Ricky Watts into the ropes. Ricky Watts bumps into Jeff Hart.] VM: And down goes Jeff Hart. JV: He's just as bad as Compton. [Tanner Boyle hits Ricky Watts with a backdrop. Tanner Boyle gets a bearhug on Ricky Watts. There is no referee there to ask Ricky Watts. Tanner Boyle lets go after 12 seconds. Jeff Hart is back on the job. Ricky Watts places Tanner Boyle on the turnbuckle. Ricky Watts hits Tanner Boyle with a superplex. Ricky Watts goes for a slap, but Tanner Boyle blocks it. Tanner Boyle nails Ricky Watts with a chop. Tanner Boyle uses a crotch slam on Ricky Watts.] VM: I was talking to Dean Oberman the other day and he says that there is a lot of stuff that's going down tonight. And that this will be an event they'll be talking about for quite some time. So if you haven't ordered SWF Beach Brawl yet, call your cable or satellite providers now! [Tanner Boyle goes for a stomachbreaker, but Ricky Watts blocks it. Ricky Watts hits Tanner Boyle with a kneebreaker. Ricky Watts goes for a DDT, but Tanner Boyle counters it with a backdrop. Tanner Boyle screams. Tanner Boyle is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Tanner Boyle goes for a forearm smash, but Ricky Watts blocks it. Ricky Watts whips Tanner Boyle into the ropes, but Tanner Boyle reverses it. Ricky Watts nails Tanner Boyle with a side suplex. Ricky Watts hits a flying clothesline on Tanner Boyle.] VM: These 2 men have been going at it for almost 10 minutes now with no sign of giving up. JV: Good thing too. Otherwise, we'd have a lot of time to kill before the PPV. VM: Speaking of which, call your cable or satellite providers now and order SWF Beach Brawl if haven't done so already. [The crowd is cheering on Ricky Watts. Ricky Watts goes for a piledriver, but Tanner Boyle blocks it. Tanner Boyle throws Ricky Watts out of the ring. Tanner Boyle goes through the ropes. Jeff Hart counts: 1. Tanner Boyle hits a crotch slam on Ricky Watts. Jeff Hart counts: 2. Tanner Boyle hits Ricky Watts with a headbutt. Tanner Boyle screams. The crowd is responding to Tanner Boyle. Tanner Boyle takes Ricky Watts down with a Gorilla Press.] VM: I must say that we were very fortunate with the weather. It was expected to rain today, but instead it's bright and sunny. [Jeff Hart counts: 3. Tanner Boyle goes for the X-Plosion, but Ricky Watts counters it with a small package. Ricky Watts goes for a German suplex, but Tanner Boyle blocks it. Tanner Boyle hits Ricky Watts with a low blow. Jeff Hart counts: 4. Jeff Hart counts: 5. Tanner Boyle whips Ricky Watts into the guardrail. Tanner Boyle uses a back suplex on Ricky Watts. Jeff Hart counts: 6. Tanner Boyle throws Ricky Watts back into the ring.] JV: I'm surprised neither of these guys have chosen to fight dirty and throw sand into their opponents eyes. VM: Well we might see that later on. But you'll only find out if you order SWF Beach Brawl. Call your cable or satellite operators now! JV: Am I going to be able to say anything without you turning it into a plug? VM: No. [Tanner Boyle goes for a bearhug, but Ricky Watts counters it with a facerake. Ricky Watts nails Tanner Boyle with a German suplex. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout. Ricky Watts goes for a side suplex, but Tanner Boyle blocks it. Tanner Boyle executes a jawbreaker on Ricky Watts. A small "Tanner Boyle" chant is being started. Tanner Boyle goes for a brain buster, but Ricky Watts counters it with a small package. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.] VM: Watts almost got the win by catching Boyle off guard. JV: What I want to know is, what kind of name is Tanner? [Ricky Watts takes Tanner Boyle down with a European uppercut. Ricky Watts goes for a spinebuster slam, but Tanner Boyle counters it with a kneelift. Tanner Boyle goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Ricky Watts blocks it. Ricky Watts whips Tanner Boyle into the ropes. Ricky Watts misses with an elbow. Tanner Boyle hits Ricky Watts with a kick. Tanner Boyle uses a backbreaker on Ricky Watts. Tanner Boyle attemps to place Ricky Watts on the turnbuckle, but Ricky Watts blocks it.] VM: Tanner trying to go for something big there. And speaking of big, you do not want to miss SWF Beach Brawl. You have 15 minutes to order it. Do it now! [Tanner Boyle goes for a choke against the ropes, but Ricky Watts blocks it. Ricky Watts goes for a bulldog headlock, but Tanner Boyle blocks it. Tanner Boyle goes for a punch, but Ricky Watts blocks it. Ricky Watts goes for a punch, but Tanner Boyle reverses it. Tanner Boyle goes for a sleeperhold, but Ricky Watts blocks it. Ricky Watts whips Tanner Boyle into the ropes, but Tanner Boyle reverses it. Tanner Boyle hits Ricky Watts with a shoulderblock. Tanner Boyle is going for the pin. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, thr... kickout.] VM: Ricky just barely kicked out in time after being leveled by that shoulderblock. JV: What? No plug? VM: You want a plug? Sure I can give you a plug! JV: That's not wha... VM: Call your cable or satellite operators now and order the biggest event of the year. SWF Beach Brawl! [Tanner Boyle puts Ricky Watts in a choke against the ropes. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three, four. Tanner Boyle locks Ricky Watts in a choke against the ropes. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three.] VM: Jeff Hart now exchanging some words with Tanner Boyle. [Ricky Watts uses a flying clothesline on Tanner Boyle. Ricky Watts whips Tanner Boyle into the ropes. Tanner Boyle misses with a clothesline. Ricky Watts hits Tanner Boyle with an elbow. Ricky Watts throws Tanner Boyle out of the ring. Ricky Watts goes through the ropes.] VM: And back outside they go. JV: Maybe they're heading to a Brew-Thru. [A small "Ricky Watts" chant is being started. Ricky Watts whips Tanner Boyle into the guardrail. Ricky Watts throws Tanner Boyle back into the ring.] VM: By the way, President Frenck has issued to a memo to all of the wrestlers. They will only be allowed to bring one official manager to the ring. This means bad news for people like Pagan and Mr. Shhh who would frequently bring 2-3 people to the ring. This is in an effort to cut down on the senseless attacks. [Ricky Watts goes for a piledriver, but Tanner Boyle counters it with a backdrop. Tanner Boyle is going for the pin. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up. Tanner Boyle goes for a fireman's carry, but Ricky Watts blocks it. Ricky Watts hits a punch on Tanner Boyle. Ricky Watts nails Tanner Boyle with a fist to the midsection.] VM: Watts now punching away at Tanner Boyle. There's been a lot of speculation about Watts and the MIA after last week when the KBK came out and helped him win a match. Rumor has it that the MIA is interested in recruiting Watts. [Ricky Watts goes for a backspin DDT, but Tanner Boyle blocks it. Tanner Boyle locks Ricky Watts in a sleeperhold. Ricky Watts reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Tanner Boyle nails Ricky Watts with a back suplex. The crowd is really behind Tanner Boyle. Tanner Boyle goes for a hiptoss, but Ricky Watts counters it with a lariat. In turn, Tanner Boyle counters it with an armbar submission. Ricky Watts reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.] JV: How do we know that Watts isn't the other masked man running around? VM: We don't know. But we may find out tonight, but you'll only be able to find out if you order SWF Beach Brawl. Call your cable and satellite operators and order now. [Tanner Boyle goes for a fireman's carry, but Ricky Watts blocks it. Ricky Watts hits Tanner Boyle with a European uppercut. Ricky Watts goes for a DDT, but Tanner Boyle blocks it. Tanner Boyle nails Ricky Watts with a backbreaker. Tanner Boyle runs into the ropes. Ricky Watts misses with a clothesline. Ricky Watts hits Tanner Boyle with an elbow. Ricky Watts whips Tanner Boyle into the ropes. Ricky Watts hits Tanner Boyle with a clothesline.] VM: Watts nearly taking Boyle's head off with that clothesline. We are under 10 minutes until the PPV. Time is running out to order SWF Beach Brawl, so do it now. [Ricky Watts goes for a kneebreaker, but Tanner Boyle blocks it. Tanner Boyle attemps to place Ricky Watts on the turnbuckle, but Ricky Watts blocks it. Tanner Boyle goes for a stomachbreaker, but Ricky Watts blocks it. Ricky Watts goes for a bulldog headlock, but Tanner Boyle counters it with a throw-off. Ricky Watts hits a snap suplex on Tanner Boyle. Ricky Watts gets a Boston crab on Tanner Boyle. Tanner Boyle reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.] VM: Want to make predictions for the PPV Johnny? JV: Sure. [Ricky Watts goes for a German suplex, but Tanner Boyle blocks it. Tanner Boyle goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Ricky Watts blocks it. Ricky Watts whips Tanner Boyle into the turnbuckle. Ricky Watts punches Tanner Boyle. A few fans are cheering on Ricky Watts.] VM: Ok, Biggie Z vs. Axel Mate. JV: Biggie Z. Axel is coming off a major injury and I don't think he's 100%. He was about to get cut due to his injuries so he came back early to keep the paychecks coming. VM: I think Biggie's lost his edge since joining Pagan. I'm going with Axel. [Ricky Watts chops Tanner Boyle. Ricky Watts attemps to place Tanner Boyle on the turnbuckle, but Tanner Boyle blocks it. Ricky Watts nails Tanner Boyle with a side suplex. Ricky Watts is going for the pin. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout. Ricky Watts throws Tanner Boyle out of the ring. Ricky Watts goes through the ropes.] VM: O.G. vs. Donovan. JV: Trinity is Dead and so is Donovan. O.G. all the way. VM: Well, I don't like Trinity but Donovan is a good wrestler and was one of my favorites before he joined, so I'm going with Donovan. [Jeff Hart counts: 1. Ricky Watts hits a European uppercut on Tanner Boyle. Ricky Watts throws Tanner Boyle back into the ring. Ricky Watts nails Tanner Boyle with a Russian legsweep. Ricky Watts goes for an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but Tanner Boyle counters it with a roll away. Tanner Boyle goes for the STF, but Ricky Watts blocks it. Ricky Watts goes for a European uppercut, but Tanner Boyle blocks it.] VM: Tom Pho vs. Rock 'n Roll Animal. JV: No one from that lame ass excuse for a stable they call the Revolution is going to win tonight. My money's on the former toughman champ. VM: Well I like the Revolution, so I'm going with it's leader, Rock 'n Roll Animal. [Tanner Boyle uses a Gorilla Press on Ricky Watts. Tanner Boyle goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Ricky Watts blocks it. Ricky Watts whips Tanner Boyle into the turnbuckle, but Tanner Boyle reverses it. Tanner Boyle executes a kick to the midsection on Ricky Watts. Tanner Boyle uses a kick to the head on Ricky Watts. Tanner Boyle goes for a choke against the ropes, but Ricky Watts blocks it. Ricky Watts uses a punch on Tanner Boyle. Ricky Watts hits Tanner Boyle. A small "Ricky Watts" chant is being started.] VM: TV Title match. Headhunter vs. The Artful Dodger. JV: Again, no one from the Revolution is gonna win tonight. Dodger all the way. VM: Well, While I think Dodger has done an excellent job. Especially considering his small size, but I have to go with Headhunter because he's Revolution. [Ricky Watts chops Tanner Boyle. The crowd is responding to Ricky Watts. Ricky Watts nails Tanner Boyle with a Russian legsweep. Ricky Watts goes for an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but Tanner Boyle counters it with a roll away. Tanner Boyle places Ricky Watts on the turnbuckle. Tanner Boyle executes a belly-to-back superplex on Ricky Watts.] VM: Tag Team Title match. KBK vs. Endless Fury. JV: Tough call. I'm going with KBK because they have more tag experience. VM: I'm going with Endless Fury. When one fo the guys is the most decorated wrestler in the league, you can't go wrong. [A small "Tanner Boyle" chant is being started. Tanner Boyle gets the STF on Ricky Watts. Ricky Watts reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Tanner Boyle uses a roundhouse right on Ricky Watts. Tanner Boyle goes for a sleeperhold, but Ricky Watts blocks it. Ricky Watts uses a flying forearm on Tanner Boyle. Jeff Hart counts: One, kickout.] VM: For the International Belt. Sven Pieterson vs. Sean McKenzie. JV: Don't like Sven but I dislike Sean even more. I'm picking Sven. VM: We'll I'm sticking with the Revolution and am picking Sean. [Ricky Watts attemps to place Tanner Boyle on the turnbuckle, but Tanner Boyle blocks it. Ricky Watts runs into the ropes. Ricky Watts uses a single-leg takedown on Tanner Boyle. Ricky Watts runs into the ropes. Tanner Boyle takes Ricky Watts down with a dropkick. Tanner Boyle nails Ricky Watts with a short clothesline. Tanner Boyle nails Ricky Watts with a Gorilla Press. Ricky Watts uses the Stinger Splash on Tanner Boyle.] VM: American Title. Gods Tears vs. Pagan. JV: Another tough one. I'm going with GT. Pagan has only wrestled a couple times since January. That ring rust is going to show tonight. VM: I too was torn on this one. But with beer being so accessible here in North Carolina, I think GT is going to be completely drunk and Pagan will get the win. [Ricky Watts is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Ricky Watts takes Tanner Boyle down with a piledriver. Ricky Watts uses a flying clothesline on Tanner Boyle. Ricky Watts uses the Stinger Splash on Tanner Boyle. Ricky Watts is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Ricky Watts goes for a backspin DDT, but Tanner Boyle blocks it. Tanner Boyle hits a dropkick on Ricky Watts.] VM: Toughman match. Sandman vs. Mr. Meteorite #69. JV: Sandman. With the exception of GT, he is the best Toughman Champ out there. VM: Well, Metoerite has been a bit excentric. Especially since joining up with Pagan, but He's got a huge size advantage so I'm going with him. [Tanner Boyle goes for a choke against the ropes, but Ricky Watts blocks it. Ricky Watts kicks Tanner Boyle. The crowd is cheering on Ricky Watts. Tanner Boyle punches Ricky Watts. Tanner Boyle has the crowd going wild. Ricky Watts chops Tanner Boyle. The crowd is really behind Ricky Watts. Tanner Boyle hits Ricky Watts. Tanner Boyle has the crowd going wild.] VM: And finally, the World Title match. Mr. Shhh vs. Doug Bacon. JV: Mr. Shhh. He's no dummy. He knows he has his toughest match tonight. And he's bound to have a few tricks up his sleeve. VM: Well Bacon is the greatest World Champ of all time. It took 9 men at once to strip the title from him. And I think he's going to win it and hold on to it until he battles 10 men at once at Devil's Night. [Tanner Boyle goes for a crotch slam, but Ricky Watts counters it with a facerake. Tanner Boyle goes for a punch, but Ricky Watts blocks it. Ricky Watts executes a flying forearm on Tanner Boyle. Jeff Hart counts: One, shoulder up. Tanner Boyle nails him with a low blow. There are lots of chants for Tanner Boyle. Tanner Boyle goes for a fireman's carry, but Ricky Watts blocks it. Ricky Watts whips Tanner Boyle into the ropes. Tanner Boyle hits Ricky Watts with a kick. Tanner Boyle screams.] VM: Well as you can see by the clock in the bottom corner of your screen, Beach Brawl is just minutes away. This is your last chance to order SWF Beach Brawl. Don't miss the event that everyone will be talking about tomorrow. Call your cable or satellite operators now. [There are lots of chants for Tanner Boyle. Tanner Boyle runs into the ropes. Tanner Boyle misses with a clothesline. Ricky Watts hits Tanner Boyle with a kick. Ricky Watts goes for a European uppercut, but Tanner Boyle blocks it. Tanner Boyle hits Ricky Watts with a double underhook piledriver.] JV: Wouldn't it suck that after all this, the people just watching the free for all don't even get to see it end. VM: Actually the timelimit of the match should get it to end almost right as we go to PPV. [Tanner Boyle has the crowd going wild. Tanner Boyle executes a crotch slam on Ricky Watts. The crowd is behind Tanner Boyle all the way. Tanner Boyle executes a forearm smash on Ricky Watts. Ricky Watts executes a piledriver on Tanner Boyle. Ricky Watts is going for the pin. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.] VM: I will say this, both of these men have been doing an excellent job. No matter who wins or loses, they should both be proud of their efforts. JV: That's what all the losers say. [Ricky Watts takes Tanner Boyle down with a kneelift. Ricky Watts hits Tanner Boyle with a flying forearm. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three. The chants for Ricky Watts are deafening.] VM: And Ricky finally gets the win. JV: And we didn't even see the Joker's Wild. RA: The winner is Ricky Watts!! In a time of 25:23! VM: All right we are now just seconds away. If you haven't ordered SWF Beach Brawl, do it now, otherwise, you'll be missing out on a great night of wrestling. JV: The opening alone is worth the $29.95 in my opinion. VM: Well we have got to go. For those of you who have ordered the PPV, we'll see you on the other side. For those that haven't, be sure to watch Triumphant Tuesday. So long. [Screen breaks up into static before clearing to a black screen. The screen fades up. President Brian Frenck and VP's Pat McNeill and Tim Parker are in military fatigues around a campfire. Several other wrestlers can be seen milling around in the background. They appear to be in the middle of the jungle. Pat McNeill shows Frenck a map and points to it.] McNeill: Sir, we have to find a good place on the beach to set up. I've found two possibilities. Here and here. It's a pretty long island, but these are the only two spots I'm really sure of. Frenck: That village you're pointing to is kinda hairy, McNeill. McNeill: What do you mean hairy, sir? Frenck: It's hairy. Got some pretty heavy ordinance there. I lost a few recon ships there now and again. Is that goddamn village Kill Devil Hills or Nags Head? Damn beach names all sound the same. Tim, do you know anything about that point at Nags Head? Parker: That's a fantastic beach. Plenty deep, great wave action, and easily accesible from the main roads, yet still somewhat secluded. Frenck: Well, why the hell didn't you tell me that before? There aren't any good beaches in this whole, sh[BEEP]y country. It's all goddamn tourist central. Parker: It's really hairy in there, sir. That's where we lost Dino Meli. They shot the hell out of us. That's Charlie's point. McNeill: Sir, we can go there tomorrow at dawn. There's always a good off-shore breeze in the morning. Tim: I don't know, sir -- it's -- it's -- Frenck: What is it soldier? Tim: It's pretty hairy in there - it's Charlie's point... Frenck: Charlie don't wrestle! [Screen cuts to a shot of several helicopters flying towards the screen as the sun rises. Wagner's "Ride Of The Valkyries" is playing. Several people on the beach can be seen running towards their beach homes. Cut to a shot in the helicopter. Frenck can be seen with McNeill and Parker. Johnny Ventures is flying the helicopter.] Ventures: We've got it spotted. Frenck: Put on heading 270, assume attack formation. Ventures: That's a roger. Ok, we're going in. [The helicopters start open firing on the beach as the tourists scramble. Several of the tourists run into bunkers and start shooting back at the helicopters. Scene cuts to an interior shot of a helicopter being piloted by Tom Pho with the Kold Blooded Killaz at the guns. Chico is shooting a machine gun out the side at a couple tourists.] Chico: Run Charlie! [Cut to a helicopter being piloted by Doug Bacon with Gods Tears mounting the gun.] Bacon: We've spotted a large weapon down below. We're going to check it out. [Gods Tears open fires as Doug fire a couple missiles. They blowup the Kitty Hawk Memorial.] Frenck: Outstanding, red team, outstanding. I'll get you a case of beer for that. [Cut to another helicopter being piloted by Jukebox Hero with Headhunter and Rock 'n Roll Animal mounting the guns.] Jukebox: We're over the village right now, I think I see a vehicle down, I'm gonna check it out. Frenck: Well done, hawks, well done. Fire on those tree lines, ripple the s[BEEP] out of them. Jukebox: Got a vehicle down the bridge, a 50 caliber onboard... Frenck: There they are, I'm coming on them myself... [Frenck's helicopter open fires on the 4x4 pickup with the gun mounted in the back. The truck is destroyed.] McNeill: Nice shot Brian. [Suddenly there is small explosion in the helicopter. The chopper begins to fill with smoke as a small fires burn in the back of the inside. McNeill and Parker start to panic.] Frenck: It's just a flare, get it out, it's just a flare. Everybody all right? [Cut to a shot of the helicopter piloted by Pagan. It has landed on the beach and Biggie Z, Mr. Meteorite #69 and David Storm all exit the chopper and hit the ground. Brian Chrsitian remains in the chopper yelling at Pagan.] Brian Christian: I'm not going! I'm not going! [David Storm comes over and grabs Brian Christian out of the chopper. Cut to a shot of the T.w.O. helicopter, being piloted by Corporal Punishment.] Punishment: Those trees... We need fire on trees. Drawing fire, drawing fire - taking hits... Mayday, mayday... I'm going in - tailrotor is hit. I got control... [Cut back to an interior shot of Frenck's helicopter. He turns around to Pat McNeill.] Frenck: What do you think? McNeill: Well, it's really exciting. Frenck: No, no. The beach. We can set up there. Erect a couple of bleachers. Put the tents up over there... [The helicopter has now landed and Frenck and company are now on the beach. Several roadies can be seen trying to erect the ring as explosions blast all around them. Other roadies are trying to put up the tents and bleachers. Frenck is seen walking on the beach as The Vigilante comes running up to him.] Vigilante: Incoming! [The Vigilante takes cover, but Brian Frenck remains standing. The explosion showers Frenck with sand but is unphased.] Vigilante: This place is still pretty hot. Maybe we should wrestle someplace else. Frenck: What do you know about wrestling? You're from goddamn New Jersey. [Frenck walks away from the dejected Vigilante. He spots Axel Mate and walks over to him.] Frenck: Come here. Come here! Change! Mate: Mean right now, sir? Frenck: I wanna see how stable that ring is. Go change! Mate: It's still pretty hairy out here sir. Frenck: You wanna wrestle soldier? Mate: Yes, sir. Frenck: That's good, son. 'Cause you either wrestle or fight. That clear? Now get going. I'll cover for you. And bring some gear for Sven. [Sven Pieterson comes up to Frenck.] Frenck: Sven, I bet you can't wait to get in there. See, how tight those ropes are? You can do first, second, and top rope maneuvers. What do you think of that? Sven: I think we oughta wait the until the satellite trucks get here. Frenck: Sven, come here. Look, look... The trucks don't come in for six hours. You wanna wait here for six hours? [Cut to a shot of Artful Dodger and the Original Gangsta wrestling in the ring. There's an explosion near the ring which causes Dodger to go flying. Frenck grabs a megaphone and starts shouting at the wrestlers in the ring.] Frenck: OK fellows, quit hiding. Ok, let's go dickheads. [McNeill comes up to Frenck.] McNeill: Don't you think it's a little risky for a PPV? Frenck: If I say it's safe to wrestle on this beach, it's safe to wrestle on this beach. I'm not afraid to wrestle this place, I'm not afraid to wrestle this f[BEEP]ing place. [Frenck picks up the radio.] Frenck: Goddamn, I want that treeline bombed! [Shot of Hot Shot Donovan in a communications jet.] Donovan: Roger. Standby. Frenck: Bomb them to stoneage, son. Donovan: [broadcasting to a fighter squadron.] They need some napalm on that treeline down there. Can you put it down there ? [Cut to a shot of Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge in an F-5 jet.] Fury: Roger. We'll suppress some mortar fire off the treeline down there. Donovan: Roger. Give all you got and bring all your ships back. Frenck: [to McNeill] Don't worry, we'll have this place cleaned up and ready for us in a chippy, don't you worry. Donovan: [to Frenck] Jets will bomb in 30 seconds. Get your people back and heads down. This is gonna be a big one. [The jets fly by dropping napalm onto the beach houses, instantly setting them on fire.] Frenck: You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had an arena bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole arena. Smelled like - victory. [The words "SWF Beach Brawl" then fly onto the screen before dissolving to a live shot of the fans on the beach. The fans are cheering at the top of their lungs. The screen dissolves to a shot of Vance McMihn and Johnny Ventures.] VM: Hello and welcome to SWF Beach Brawl! Live from the beaches of Nags Head, North Carolina! JV: I just want to say what a great opening that was. They were going to have Mr. Meteortie #69 play Marlon Brando's part but he wasn't fat enough. VM: Oh, please. We have a great lineup. And if you joined us for the free-for-all match, you saw Ricky Watts defeat Tanner Boyle is an exciting match. And the matches are only going to get better. As a matter of fact, let's go to our first match now. RA: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall. ["Is There a Heaven For A Gangsta" by Master P starts to play.] Introducing first, being led to the ring by his manager, Mr. Bone Breaker, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 242 pounds, here is The Original Gangsta!! [O.G. and Mr. Bone Breaker emerge from the tent and make their way to the ring. The crowd boos loudly. O.G. enters the ring as the music dies down and "Some Like It Hot" by Power Station starts to play.] RA: And his opponent, being led to the ring by Trisha Deneke, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 234 pounds, here is Hot Shot Donovan!! [The two emerge from the tent. Donovan poses as several fireworks are launched behind him. He makes his way down to the ring. The crowd cheers him on though several boos can be heard.] VM: All right, originally OG wanted this to be a steel cage match, but the executives decided to keep this match limited to just one hardcore match. There's the bell. [They lock up. Hot Shot Donovan nails The Original Gangsta with a knee to the back. Hot Shot Donovan takes The Original Gangsta down with a kick to the midsection. Hot Shot Donovan uses a flying dropkick on The Original Gangsta.] VM: And Donovan is off to a very quick start. JV: Well OG did take some time off. And most of the matches he had as the Saint were against losers. [Hot Shot Donovan goes for a savate kick, but The Original Gangsta counters it with a duck-down move. The Original Gangsta executes a Russian legsweep on Hot Shot Donovan. Hot Shot Donovan takes The Original Gangsta down with a Russian legsweep. Hot Shot Donovan is going for the pin. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes. The Original Gangsta misses with a clothesline. The Original Gangsta goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with a facerake. Hot Shot Donovan hits a flying dropkick on The Original Gangsta.] VM: Missle dropkick! [The crowd is really behind Hot Shot Donovan. Hot Shot Donovan is going for the pin. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a headscissors submission, but The Original Gangsta blocks it. The Original Gangsta punches Hot Shot Donovan. A small "The Original Gangsta" chant is being started. The Original Gangsta kicks Hot Shot Donovan.] VM: Before O.G. left, he was challenging all of the former World Champs to matches in an effort to get himself a title match. JV: He was actually scheduled to wrestle Doug Bacon. But Doug Bacon retired before the match took place. But Doug is back so maybe that match can finally happen. [The crowd is cheering on The Original Gangsta. The Original Gangsta goes for a bridging back suplex, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with a facerake. Hot Shot Donovan executes a flying dropkick on The Original Gangsta. Hot Shot Donovan uses a flying dropkick on The Original Gangsta. The crowd is going crazy.] VM: Donovan with a pair of missile dropkicks. [Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd. Hot Shot Donovan has the crowd going wild. Hot Shot Donovan hits a Russian legsweep on The Original Gangsta. Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes. The Original Gangsta hits Hot Shot Donovan with a clothesline. Hot Shot Donovan falls out of the ring. The Original Gangsta goes through the ropes. Scott Thomas counts: 1.] VM: Out to the sand they go. JV: I want to see someone make it all the way out to the ocean. [The Original Gangsta knocks Hot Shot Donovan into the ringsteps. Trisha Deneke comes from behind, but The Original Gangsta nails Trisha Deneke. Hot Shot Donovan throws The Original Gangsta back into the ring. Hot Shot Donovan goes for an inverted atomic drop, but The Original Gangsta blocks it. The Original Gangsta runs into the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan hits The Original Gangsta with a clothesline. The Original Gangsta falls out of the ring.] JV: O.G. may have made a mistake there by hitting Donovan's girlfriend. Or fiancee. Or wfe. Or whatever the hell she is. [Scott Thomas counts: one, two, three, four, The Original Gangsta reenters the ring. Hot Shot Donovan nails The Original Gangsta with a clothesline. Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd. The crowd is going crazy. Hot Shot Donovan takes The Original Gangsta down with a kick to the thigh. Hot Shot Donovan uses a back suplex on The Original Gangsta. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a kick to the midsection, but The Original Gangsta blocks it. The Original Gangsta hits a jawbreaker on Hot Shot Donovan. The Original Gangsta hits a backbreaker on Hot Shot Donovan.] VM: O.G. beginning to fight back. O.G. has to be a strong contender for either the TV or American titles. JV: Yeah, but he'll have some stiff competition in either case. [The crowd is cheering on The Original Gangsta. The Original Gangsta whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes, but Hot Shot Donovan reverses it. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Original Gangsta counters it with a punch. The Original Gangsta whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes, but Hot Shot Donovan reverses it. The Original Gangsta misses with a clothesline. Hot Shot Donovan misses with a shoulderblock. The Original Gangsta hits Hot Shot Donovan with a belly-to-belly suplex. The Original Gangsta is going for the pin. Scott Thomas counts: One, kickout.] VM: Only a one count after the suplex. [The Original Gangsta uses a double underhook suplex on Hot Shot Donovan. The Original Gangsta executes a swinging neckbreaker on Hot Shot Donovan. The crowd is cheering on The Original Gangsta. The Original Gangsta goes for the Gangsta's Paradise, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with a reverse neckbreaker.] VM: O.G. almost put Donovan away there with his finisher. JV: Well almost doesn't count in wrestling. No one remembers the person who almost became champion. No one remember the person that almost won. [Hot Shot Donovan whips The Original Gangsta into the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan hits The Original Gangsta with a backdrop. The Original Gangsta falls out of the ring. Hot Shot Donovan jumps onto him with a head tope, but The Original Gangsta moves out of the way.] VM: Headfirst into the sand. JV: He's lucky this is at a beach and not indoors. [The Original Gangsta whips Hot Shot Donovan into the guardrail. Scott Thomas counts: 1. The Original Gangsta reenters the ring. Hot Shot Donovan follows him back in. The Original Gangsta whips Hot Shot Donovan into the turnbuckle, but Hot Shot Donovan reverses it. Hot Shot Donovan hits The Original Gangsta with a kick to the thigh. Hot Shot Donovan executes a kick to the midsection on The Original Gangsta. Hot Shot Donovan executes a snap suplex on The Original Gangsta. The crowd is cheering on Hot Shot Donovan.] VM: Great offensive series by Donovan there. [Hot Shot Donovan goes for a Russian legsweep, but The Original Gangsta counters it with an elbowsmash. The Original Gangsta uses a front-layout suplex on Hot Shot Donovan. The Original Gangsta goes for a Frankensteiner, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with a tiger driver. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.] VM: Excellent counter there by Donovan. JV: Yeah but it aint enough to put the Philadelphia Foe away. [The crowd is really behind Hot Shot Donovan. Hot Shot Donovan executes a dropkick on The Original Gangsta. The Original Gangsta goes for a backbreaker, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it. Hot Shot Donovan hits The Original Gangsta. Hot Shot Donovan chops The Original Gangsta. The crowd is cheering on Hot Shot Donovan. Hot Shot Donovan uses a backbreaker on The Original Gangsta. Hot Shot Donovan executes an elbowsmash on The Original Gangsta. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a forearm to the back, but The Original Gangsta counters it with a side step.] VM: We have passed the 5 minute mark and so far these two are neck and neck. [The Original Gangsta whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes, but Hot Shot Donovan reverses it. The Original Gangsta misses with a shoulderblock. Hot Shot Donovan hits The Original Gangsta with a clothesline. The Original Gangsta falls out of the ring. Hot Shot Donovan goes through the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan whips The Original Gangsta into the guardrail. Hot Shot Donovan hits The Original Gangsta with a snap suplex. Scott Thomas counts: 1.] JV: These two have spent a lot of time out of the ring. [Hot Shot Donovan whips The Original Gangsta into the guardrail. Hot Shot Donovan takes The Original Gangsta down with a chop. Hot Shot Donovan reenters the ring. The Original Gangsta follows him back in. Hot Shot Donovan nails The Original Gangsta with a backbreaker. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a clothesline, but The Original Gangsta counters it with a duck-down move. The Original Gangsta nails Hot Shot Donovan with a waistlock suplex. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. Hot Shot Donovan hits The Original Gangsta with a gutwrench suplex. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.] VM: And both men with near falls there. These two men are very evenly matched. [Hot Shot Donovan uses a tiger suplex on The Original Gangsta. Scott Thomas counts: One, kickout. Hot Shot Donovan nails The Original Gangsta with a swinging neckbreaker. A small "Hot Shot Donovan" chant is being started. Hot Shot Donovan whips The Original Gangsta into the ropes, but The Original Gangsta reverses it. The Original Gangsta hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Hot Shot Donovan. Hot Shot Donovan uses a jawbreaker on The Original Gangsta. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a Frankensteiner, but The Original Gangsta counters it with a tiger driver. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.] VM: We saw that earlier but with the roles reversed. JV: These two have very similar wrestling styles and are almost the same size. So expect to see a lot of that. [Hot Shot Donovan whips The Original Gangsta into the ropes. The Original Gangsta nails Hot Shot Donovan with a swinging neckbreaker. The Original Gangsta executes the Gangsta's Paradise on Hot Shot Donovan. The Original Gangsta goes for the pin.] VM: Gangsta's Paradise!! JV: It's over! [Scott Thomas counts: One, two, in the ropes...] VM: No! Too close to the ropes. Donovan got his foot on the ropes to break the count. [The Original Gangsta whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a Frankensteiner, but The Original Gangsta counters it with a power bomb. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. The Original Gangsta has the crowd going wild. The Original Gangsta runs into the ropes. The Original Gangsta misses with a kick. The Original Gangsta hits Hot Shot Donovan with an elbow. The Original Gangsta hits a Frankensteiner on Hot Shot Donovan.] VM: Frankengangsta! [The Original Gangsta goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it. Hot Shot Donovan whips The Original Gangsta into the ropes, but The Original Gangsta reverses it. The Original Gangsta hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Hot Shot Donovan. The Original Gangsta runs into the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan hits The Original Gangsta with a clothesline. The Original Gangsta falls out of the ring. Hot Shot Donovan jumps onto him with a head tope, but The Original Gangsta moves out of the way. The crowd erupts.] VM: Again Donovan goes head first into the sand. JV: He almost looks like an ostrich like that. [The Original Gangsta nails Hot Shot Donovan with a side suplex. The Original Gangsta goes for a waistlock suplex, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with an elbowsmash. Hot Shot Donovan hits a jawbreaker on The Original Gangsta. Trisha Deneke comes from behind, but The Original Gangsta nails Trisha Deneke. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a bodyslam, but The Original Gangsta counters it with an elbowsmash. The Original Gangsta throws Hot Shot Donovan back into the ring. The Original Gangsta hits a bridging back suplex on Hot Shot Donovan. Both men's shoulders are on the mat. Scott Thomas counts: One, The Original Gangsta lifts a shoulder, kickout.] VM: We almost had a double pin there. JV: I'm still waiting for that day to happen. [The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Original Gangsta. The Original Gangsta runs into the ropes. The Original Gangsta hits Hot Shot Donovan with a shoulderblock. The Original Gangsta executes a tiger suplex on Hot Shot Donovan. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... kickout.] VM: Donovan barely kicking out in time. JV: That Gangsta's Paradise and of course the missed topes have taken it's toll on Donovan. [The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Original Gangsta. The Original Gangsta throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring. Scott Thomas counts: one, two, three, four, five, Hot Shot Donovan reenters the ring. The Original Gangsta nails Hot Shot Donovan with a bridging back suplex. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Original Gangsta. The Original Gangsta goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with a backdrop. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a dropkick, but The Original Gangsta counters it with a side step. The Original Gangsta throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring. The Original Gangsta goes through the ropes.] JV: Notice that O.G. doesn't go for any fancy planchas. He knows that those type of moves could end up hurting yourself more than the other guy. [The Original Gangsta executes a swinging neckbreaker on Hot Shot Donovan. The Original Gangsta hits a jawbreaker on Hot Shot Donovan. Scott Thomas counts: 1. The Original Gangsta whips Hot Shot Donovan into the guardrail. Hot Shot Donovan is busted wide open. Scott Thomas counts: 2.] JV: Hey! All right! We got blood! [The Original Gangsta goes for a waistlock suplex, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with an elbowsmash. Scott Thomas counts: 3. Hot Shot Donovan whips The Original Gangsta into the guardrail. Hot Shot Donovan uses a jawbreaker on The Original Gangsta. Hot Shot Donovan whips The Original Gangsta into the guardrail. Hot Shot Donovan reenters the ring. The Original Gangsta follows him back in.] JV: I think Donovan should've stayed out there. He was ona roll whipping O.G. into that guardrail. [The Original Gangsta whips Hot Shot Donovan into the turnbuckle, but Hot Shot Donovan reverses it. Hot Shot Donovan charges into the corner. Hot Shot Donovan hits The Original Gangsta with a Frankensteiner. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... kickout.] VM: Well Donovan came within a split second of winning the match there. [The crowd is going crazy. Hot Shot Donovan throws The Original Gangsta out of the ring. Hot Shot Donovan goes through the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan goes for the Hot Kick, but The Original Gangsta counters it with a single-leg takedown.] VM: Donovan goes for his spin kick finisher, but O.G. takes him down instead. JV: And again, they're out of the ring. [Scott Thomas counts: 1. Trisha Deneke comes from behind and distracts The Original Gangsta. Scott Thomas counts: 2. They're brawling inside the ring area. Scott Thomas counts: 3. The Original Gangsta whips Hot Shot Donovan into the guardrail. Scott Thomas counts: 4. Scott Thomas counts: 5. Trisha Deneke comes from behind, but The Original Gangsta nails Trisha Deneke.] JV: I bet he's a wife beater too. [Hot Shot Donovan goes for a vertical suplex, but The Original Gangsta blocks it. Scott Thomas counts: 6. The Original Gangsta knocks Hot Shot Donovan into the ringpost. The Original Gangsta goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it. Scott Thomas counts: 7.] VM: Both men in danger of getting counted out now. [Scott Thomas counts: 8. Hot Shot Donovan reenters the ring. The Original Gangsta follows him back in. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a kick to the thigh, but The Original Gangsta blocks it. The Original Gangsta executes the Gangsta's Paradise on Hot Shot Donovan. The Original Gangsta goes for the pin. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, three. The crowd is going into a frenzy.] VM: The second Gangsta's Paradise finally puts Donovan away! RA: The winner is The Original Gangsta!! In a time of 13:59! VM: Congratulations to the Original Gangsta. Johnny and I are of here for now. But we will be back later on to nnounce some of the title matches. We now send you over to Simon Phoenix and Night Shade. [Cut to a shot of Night Shade and Simon Phoenix at another broadcast booth.] SP: Thanks guys. Well here we are Shade, at one of the greatest vacation spots on the East Coast and host one of the best fights of the day: Tom Pho against Rock 'n Roll Animal. Tom Pho and Animal have both held belts. NS: Well tonight should show us who should go after the World belt next time. SP: Couldn't agree with you more Shade. But the crowd is finally getting settled again and Rick Ascott is in the ring. RA: Ladies and gentlemen. The following match is scheduled for one fall. ["I Wanna Rock 'n Roll All Nite" by Kiss starts to play.] Introducing first, being led to the ring by his manager, Jukebox Hero, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 237 pounds, here is the Rock 'n Roll Animal!! [Animal and Jukebox step out of the tent and make their way down the aisle. Animal slaps a few hands along the way. The crwod is cheering them on. As he enters the ring, the music dies down and "Look Into My Eyes" by Bone Thugz 'n Harmony starts to play.] RA: And his opponent, from the Phillipines, weighing in at 245 pounds, here is "Tiger" Tom Pho!! [Pho comes out wearing street clothes and drinking a corona. He looks like he hasn't shaven for days, and his hair's messed up. He motions for a microphone. Pho: "All you peoples out there came to see Pho kick this punk's ass, but guess whats!? I ain't fightin' tonight. [Boos and cries of "Ripoff!!!" are heard.] Yeah, yeah, but I got a bigger and better replacement. All you foo's wanna piece of the MIA!? Well Animal, yous gettin' the first shot at the leader. [Crowd pops, Pho hangs on Animal, animal pushes him away, Pho takes another sip] Anyways, without further adieus, the leader of the MIA, the only man to get up from the Fried bacon, the icepick, the vendetta, the golden touch, the dream weaver, the face plant, the bayou bomb, the Sleeper, the hurt, the vengence, the 187, the I.F.O, the assisted suicide, the Made in America piledriver, the hammer whacker drop, the HIT, the shake n' bake, the desperate measures, the badlands, the d-dog-t, the equinox, the modern man, the time machine, boot camp, the kiss of death, the gangster's para...oops, my bad, the zac attack, the hotkick, the poison ivy, the razzle dazzle,and the westside connect...oops, that's later on ..... [long pause] "JAGGED EDGE!!!!!" ["24 hours to live" by Ma$e plays as Jagged Edge comes out wearing a MIA bandana and a black MIA shirt with a broken window pictured on the back. He is accompanied by Fatal Fury who's holding the tag team titles and Shae Smith. Huge crowd pop. Edge grabs the microphone from Pho, Pho stands around drinking some more.] Edge: You see... The time has come for you, the public, to find out the leader of the MIA is. One of the co-founders. The one person who can and will lead the SWF into an era of unrivaled glory. I am one of the greatest champions of your time... I am known throughout the world and now WE will do what many have failed... WE will cause total pandemonium. We are the MIA and if your against us... Your in for a world of hurt!!!! Animal, you hypocritical piece of s*beep*, your weak-ass Revolution talks about making wrestling fun and not just for profit, bulls*beep*!!! Well what the hell's up with all the motherf*beep*in' merchandising!? Yo' asses just full of contradictions, aren't you!?!?! Well, the MIA, is straight to the point. We ain't here for fun, like my friend Puff Daddy always says, "It's 'bout the Benjamins" [does the money sign with his index and middle fingers and his thumb] Prepare to become our first victim, prepare to feel the wrath of Jagged edge 7:11. Watch, as I go World Trade center on yo' ass!!!!!! by the way Pho, you forgot to mention the Revolution #9 [Edge drops his microphone and runs straight at Animal, attacking him before the bell.] SP: How about that? Edge is the MIA leader! NS: And who didn't see that coming? [Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a side suplex, but Jagged Edge blocks it. Jagged Edge punches Rock 'n Roll Animal. A small "Jagged Edge" chant is being started. Rock 'n Roll Animal kicks Jagged Edge. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Jagged Edge. A few fans are cheering on Rock 'n Roll Animal. Jagged Edge chops Rock 'n Roll Animal. The crowd is cheering on Jagged Edge. Rock 'n Roll Animal chops Jagged Edge.] SP: It appears that Animal and Edge are exchanging blows and the crowd really hasn't committed to which one they are backing. NS: If the want to back a winner they will back Animal. SP: You've been in the sun too long Shade. Jagged Edge has been around a long time and is presently half of the team that holds the tag team belt. I can't believe you think Animal is going to win out. [A small "Rock 'n Roll Animal" chant is being started.] NS: See the crowd is even beginning to back Animal. [Rock 'n Roll Animal chops Jagged Edge. Jagged Edge chops Rock 'n Roll Animal. The crowd is cheering on Jagged Edge. Jagged Edge chops Rock 'n Roll Animal. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Jagged Edge. A small "Rock 'n Roll Animal" chant is being started. Jagged Edge punches Rock 'n Roll Animal. Jagged Edge whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes, but Rock 'n Roll Animal reverses it. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Jagged Edge with a Yakuza kick.] NS: Owwwwwwwwwwww! Great move by Animal. I bet Edge is smarting a bit after that one. [Rock 'n Roll Animal is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Rock 'n Roll Animal locks Jagged Edge in a standing wristlock. Jagged Edge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a frog splash, but Jagged Edge counters it with a knee pull-up. Jagged Edge whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes. Jagged Edge hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with an elbow. Jagged Edge is going for the pin. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.] SP: Jagged Edge almost finished off Animal with an elbow, NS: But as predicted Animal shook it off and got out of the pin. SP: Perhaps he managed to do it this time but there is more Jagged Edge to come. [Jagged Edge executes a double underhook piledriver on Rock 'n Roll Animal. The crowd is really behind Jagged Edge. Jagged Edge goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with a punch. Jagged Edge whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Jagged Edge with a knee to the back.] NS: Yes, Edge has grabbed his back and looks like he is having trouble controlling the pain index on that one. [Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a lariat, but Jagged Edge counters it with a duck-down move. Jagged Edge hits Rock 'n Roll Animal. The crowd is really behind Jagged Edge. Jagged Edge punches Rock 'n Roll Animal. There are lots of chants for Jagged Edge. Jagged Edge punches Rock 'n Roll Animal. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Jagged Edge. There are lots of chants for Rock 'n Roll Animal. Rock 'n Roll Animal punches Jagged Edge.] SP: This match is still anyone's game. They are really giving it their all out there but neither one appears to show any sign of fatigue. [Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Jagged Edge down with a knee to the back. Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Jagged Edge into the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a punch on Jagged Edge. Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Jagged Edge into the ropes, but Jagged Edge reverses it.] SP: Great reversal and Edge is setting up for a...... [Jagged Edge executes a powerslam on Rock 'n Roll Animal.] SP: Wham, bam, powerslam. And goes for the pin. [Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout. There are lots of chants for Jagged Edge.] NS: Edge is in the battle and coming on strong but Animal has not begun to fight. He is just wearing Edge down and then he is going to take him down. [Jagged Edge executes a Northern Lights suplex on Rock 'n Roll Animal. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout. Jagged Edge places Rock 'n Roll Animal on the turnbuckle. Jagged Edge takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a top-rope DDT. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up.] SP: The crowd is absolutely going crazy here going crazy. What a great place for a match. NS: The fun, sun and buns here are enough to make anyone go wild. [Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Jagged Edge with a knee to the back. Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a powerslam on Jagged Edge. The crowd is really behind Rock 'n Roll Animal. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for the Revolution #9, but Jagged Edge counters it with a roll away. Jagged Edge punches Rock 'n Roll Animal. Rock 'n Roll Animal chops Jagged Edge. The crowd is going crazy. Jagged Edge kicks Rock 'n Roll Animal. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jagged Edge.] SP: Jagged Edge is starting to get things rolling here and is getting a good reaction from the crowd. NS: It's just a temporary thing I'm sure. This crowd just wants to yell about something. [Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Jagged Edge. Rock 'n Roll Animal has the crowd going wild. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Jagged Edge. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a knee to the back on Jagged Edge. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Jagged Edge with a lariat. The crowd is behind Rock 'n Roll Animal all the way. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Jagged Edge. The crowd is behind Rock 'n Roll Animal all the way.] NS: It seems that Animal is starting a little following of his own. [Rock 'n Roll Animal attempts to place Jagged Edge on the turnbuckle, but Jagged Edge blocks it. Rock 'n Roll Animal chops Jagged Edge. The crowd is behind Rock 'n Roll Animal all the way. Jagged Edge chops Rock 'n Roll Animal. Jagged Edge chops Rock 'n Roll Animal. Jagged Edge takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a choke slam. The crowd is behind Jagged Edge all the way. Jagged Edge runs into the ropes. Jagged Edge and Rock 'n Roll Animal get hit with a double clothesline.] SP: WOW! A double clothesline just took both of these wrestlers down. The crowd here is getting one hell of a show.] NS: Oh look here comes Sean McKenzie, now this could get interesting. SP: Not really unless he is bring the wrestlers food and drink. [McKenzie stops at his seats in the front row and hands Jezebel a hot dog and beer, then sits down next to her to finish watching the match. Jagged Edge goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with a facerake. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a flying sunset flip, but Jagged Edge counters it with a sitdown. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout. Jagged Edge nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with the Doctor Bomb.] SP & NS: Its Da POWER BOMB! SP: This match may be over now. NS: Don't even think about it. [Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd erupts. Jagged Edge places Rock 'n Roll Animal on the turnbuckle. Jagged Edge uses a belly-to-belly superplex on Rock 'n Roll Animal. The crowd erupts. Jagged Edge goes for a front slam, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with a roundhouse right. Rock 'n Roll Animal uses an atomic drop on Jagged Edge. Rock 'n Roll Animal catches Jagged Edge in a sleeperhold. Jagged Edge is struggling to reach the ropes. Jagged Edge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a waistlock suplex on Jagged Edge. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.] SP: Animal almost pinned him with that suplex. I don't think this match is ever going to end. [Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Jagged Edge with a legsweep. Rock 'n Roll Animal nails Jagged Edge with a knee to the back. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits an Asai moonsault on Jagged Edge. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, in the ropes... The chants for Rock 'n Roll Animal are deafening. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a powerslam on Jagged Edge. The crowd is behind Rock 'n Roll Animal all the way.] NS: This match is going to be over with... Animal is setting him up for his finisher. [Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for the Revolution #9, but Jagged Edge counters it with a dropkick.] SP: Oh my God Shade he countered it with a dropkick. Great move by Jagged Edge. NS: Lucky move if you ask me. [Jagged Edge goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it. Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Jagged Edge into the ropes. Jagged Edge hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a backdrop. Rock 'n Roll Animal falls out of the ring. Jagged Edge goes through the ropes. Jagged Edge hits a roundhouse right on Rock 'n Roll Animal.] SP: Animal just left the ring very unwillingly and Edge is going after him. NS: This is where the fight really gets good. [Ryan Wilson counts: 1. Jagged Edge reenters the ring. Rock 'n Roll Animal follows him back in. Jagged Edge hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a Tombstone. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jagged Edge. Jagged Edge attempts to place Rock 'n Roll Animal on the turnbuckle, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it. Jagged Edge goes for a Gorilla Press, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it. Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Jagged Edge into the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Jagged Edge down with a slap.] NS: Did you see the power behind that slap. Almost knocked Edge out. [Jagged Edge hits a roundhouse right on Rock 'n Roll Animal. Jagged Edge goes for a spinning power bomb, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with an enzuilariato. Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Jagged Edge down with a bodyslam. Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Jagged Edge down with a lariat. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a slap, but Jagged Edge reverses it. Jagged Edge attempts to place Rock 'n Roll Animal on the turnbuckle, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it. Jagged Edge goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with a backdrop.] SP: Jagged Edge needs to connect with one of his power moves. NS: I think Animal has his number and is making some great counters. [In turn, Jagged Edge counters it with a sunset flip. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout. Jagged Edge goes for an inverted power bomb, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a punch, but Jagged Edge counters it with an armbreaker. Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a swinging punch on Jagged Edge. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a waistlock suplex on Jagged Edge. Ryan Wilson counts: One, shoulder up. Rock 'n Roll Animal locks Jagged Edge in the STF. Jagged Edge is valiantly trying to break the hold.] NS: Hey the shoe is on the other foot. Let's see if Edge can get out of this one. SP: With nothing more then sheer strength he is edging towards the ropes. [Jagged Edge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 20 seconds. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a back heel kick on Jagged Edge. Jagged Edge attempts to place Rock 'n Roll Animal on the turnbuckle, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it. Jagged Edge chops Rock 'n Roll Animal. Jagged Edge has the crowd going wild. Jagged Edge hits Rock 'n Roll Animal. Jagged Edge has the crowd going wild. Jagged Edge executes a power bomb on Rock 'n Roll Animal. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.] SP: Another power bomb by Jagged Edge brought Animal to a near pin. Jagged Edge has certainly made good use out of the power bomb tonight. [The crowd is giving Jagged Edge a standing ovation. The chants for Jagged Edge are deafening. Jagged Edge executes the Shattered Dreams on Rock 'n Roll Animal.] SP: Uh oh Edge has The Animal in the Shattered Dreams, it doesn't look good. Animal is trying to break out but Jagged Edge is not going to hear of it. NS: Come on Animal don't go down like this. Maybe if everyone claps their hands and says "I do believe in Animal" he will be able to come back. SP: That only works in Peter Pan. NS: Well anything is worth a try. Wilson is going over to check on Animal now. [Rock 'n Roll Animal tries to escape the hold. Rock 'n Roll Animal is almost gone. Ryan Wilson checks Rock 'n Roll Animal's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Rock 'n Roll Animal fights his way out of the hold after 39 seconds.] SP: Oh my God 39 seconds in the Shattered Death and he broke out. [Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a bodyslam on Jagged Edge. Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Jagged Edge down with a powerslam. The crowd is behind Rock 'n Roll Animal all the way. Rock 'n Roll Animal gives the sign for the Revolution #9.] NS: Not only did he break out but he is going to end this match right here with his finisher! [Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for the Revolution #9, but Jagged Edge counters it with a kneelift. The crowd is giving Jagged Edge a standing ovation. Jagged Edge goes for a spinning power bomb, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with a Soviet suplex. Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a flying sunset flip on Jagged Edge. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.] SP: Fourteen minutes into the match and Animal is still going strong. What a great move. NS: He is the man. Jagged Edge didn't expect that one, he is clearly in awe of Animal. [Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal misses with a clothesline. Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a dropkick on Jagged Edge. Rock 'n Roll Animal whips Jagged Edge into the ropes. Jagged Edge hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a tilt-a-whirl suplex. The crowd erupts. Jagged Edge goes for an inverted power bomb, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it. Rock 'n Roll Animal punches Jagged Edge. The crowd is going into a frenzy.] SP: Jagged Edge tried to end this with an inverted bomb bomb but Animal was going to have nothing to do with it and blocks it. NS: The crowd is on their feet screaming at the top of their lungs. Someone needs to turn up the volume so we can be heard around here. [Rock 'n Roll Animal chops Jagged Edge. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rock 'n Roll Animal. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Jagged Edge. Rock 'n Roll Animal takes Jagged Edge down with a waistlock suplex. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes. Jagged Edge misses with a clothesline. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits Jagged Edge with a dropkick. Rock 'n Roll Animal gives the sign for the Revolution #9.] NS: Here it is Phoenix the sign for Animal's finisher. This match is finished! [Rock 'n Roll Animal executes the Revolution #9 on Jagged Edge. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rock 'n Roll Animal. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for the pin. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, three. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rock 'n Roll Animal.] NS: OH YEAH! Chalk another one up for The Revolution. Animal took him downtown with his finisher. A move the Beatles would be proud of. SP: Shade I don't often agree with you but I have to admit that Edge didn't have a chance after Animal hit him with The Revolution #9. NS: YES! YES! YES! My man Animal is going for the World Belt! The crowd can't seem to get enough of him. They are on their feet stomping and cheering and Animal is just eating it up. SP: Huh? He only beat Jagged Edge. NS: Yes but now he has beaten one World Champion and he has been a World Champion, it is obvious that he should go for the World Belt. SP: As odd as that sounds you may be right Shade. NS: I am? SP: Let's get the official word on this match. RA: The winner of this match is Rock 'n Roll Animal in a time of 15 minutes and 14 seconds. SP: We really need to get him out of there as we are on a time schedule and I really want to see this next match. [Suddenly Pagan emerges from the tent and makes his way to the ring.] SP: Wait a minute. The American Title match isn't until later on. [Pagan enters the ring and grabs a mic.] Pagan: Shut the hell up. [The crowd bursts into deafening boos.] Pagan: Ever since I've been gone from the SWF, I've been forced to listen to a hell of a lot of bulls[beep] and it's all been coming from the mouths of Trinity. Equalizer claimed to be the beginning and end of all things in this organization. He certainly may have been the beginning, but look into my eyes and tell me that you do not see me as the pure embodiment of the end. Pagan: Equalizer, you claim that you have been screwed over by Brian Frenck and the SWF committee, yet this entire time Frenck has had his hand in your wallet. Equalizer's world title reign, your victories over countless opponents... they're tainted. You want to come out each and every night and claim that you're the greatest thing ever to happen to the SWF. You want to say that there are no competitors better than you in the world. Well correct me if I'm wrong, but I seem to recall defeating Equalizer every time we've met in the ring. Pagan: And you The Living Dead. No one believed in you two degenerates. Do you remember how you became the world tag team champions for that first time? It was Equalizer and myself who had the title shots, and we put the shot on the line against you in a match that you were set to win. Who took the pin for you? I did. If I had not allowed you that shot at the belts, you would have never gotten the chance... and both of you would be without careers right now. I jobbed that match just to get your careers moving. Do you think Equalizer would do that for you? Or maybe Hot Shot? Kaos? Pagan: Equalizer was never anything more than a cocky little punk who took a ride on my coattails all of the way to the top. Destiny, I own you. Pagan: I'm a dangerous man to f[beep] around with, Donovan. You of all people should know that. Pagan: You're not just a marked man, Kaos. You're a dead man. Pagan: And Mr. President, this is addressed to you. Your Blue Oyster Cult said "Don't fear the reaper". Well, I am the reaper... and I say fear me. [Pagan throws down the mic and heads back to the tent.] SP: Pagan seems to have declared war on the remaining members of Trinity. NS: If Trinity wasn't dead before, it is now. They can't compete with Pagan and his flock. SP: Well, we will have to wait and see. Let's get to our next match shall we? NS: What was it again? Oh that's right it is the former "Talking Heads" of the dreaded Triple Threat Gang. Which is another stable that has fallen by the wayside. SP: We'll see who the true leader should have been after this match. Biggie Z hit the skids when his own tag team turned on his and Tom Pho left, but seems to be trying to turn his life around as a Pagan flock member. NS: You mean as a Pagan a[bleep]kisser. SP: Jealous that you didn't think of it before Biggie Z? NS: Shut up Phoenix. And besides he stole my idea. RA: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall. ["Walking on The Sun" by Smashmouth starts to play.] Introducing first, being led to the ring by his manager, Ziggy Mour, from Montreal, Canada, weighing in at 333 pounds, here is "Biggie" Zack Adams!! [Biggie Z and Ziggy Mour emerge from the tent and make their way to the ring. The crowd boos loudly as they make their way to the ring. As Biggie Z enters the ring, the music fades down and "Planet Boom" by Tommy Lee starts to play.] RA: And his opponent, being led to the ring by his manager, Tarzan Taborda, from Oeiras, Portugal, weighing in at 234 pounds, here is Axel "The Hammer" Mate!! [Axel and Tarzan emerge from the tent as several fireworks are launched. Axel slaps hands with several of the fans on the way to the ring. The crowd cheers loudly.] SP: Axel finally returning off of injury and is now going after the guy he believes caused the TTK to fold. NS: Now here we go... [They lock up. Biggie Z runs into the ropes. Axel Mate hits Biggie Z with a clothesline. Axel Mate goes for a European uppercut, but Biggie Z counters it with a backslide. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up.] SP: And with a quick counter by Biggie Z the match was almost over before it began. [Axel Mate executes an elbowsmash on Biggie Z. Axel Mate uses a dropkick on Biggie Z. Biggie Z hits Axel Mate with the Doctor Bomb. Ryan Wilson counts: One, shoulder up. The crowd is responding to Biggie Z. Biggie Z hits Axel Mate with a powerslam. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.] NS: I can't believe this, this is just the start of the match and Axel is down for another two count. SP: I know what you mean, But we have to keep in mind that Axel has been out of the SWF for some time and is a little out of shape. [The crowd is responding to Biggie Z. Biggie Z goes for a legdrop, but Axel Mate counters it with a roll away. Axel Mate uses a reverse neckbreaker on Biggie Z. A small "Axel Mate" chant is being started. Axel Mate attempts to place Biggie Z on the turnbuckle, but Biggie Z blocks it. Axel Mate goes for the Hammer Whacker Drop, but Biggie Z counters it with a throw-off.] SP: Axel trying to turn the battle to his favor by applying his finisher only for it to be counter by Biggie Z. [A small "Biggie Z" chant is being started. Biggie Z nails Axel Mate with a powerslam. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up. The crowd is cheering on Biggie Z. Biggie Z goes for a flying forearm, but Axel Mate counters it with a duck-down move. Axel Mate executes a European uppercut on Biggie Z. Axel Mate takes Biggie Z down with a dropkick. Axel Mate catches Biggie Z in the STF. Biggie Z is valiantly trying to break the hold. Biggie Z reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.] NS: Good move by Biggie getting to the ropes as fast as he could. SP: A have never seen Biggie Z fight this good. NS: And with luck we will never see it again. [Axel Mate hits a frog splash on Biggie Z. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, in the ropes...] NS: A two count...could of been a three but Axel landed him too close to the ropes. [Axel Mate locks Biggie Z in a figure-four leglock. Biggie Z breaks the hold after 8 seconds. Biggie Z uses a choke slam on Axel Mate. Biggie Z goes for the Zack Attack, but Axel Mate counters it with a hiptoss. Axel Mate takes Biggie Z down with a clothesline. Axel Mate hits Biggie Z with a Big Leg Drop. Axel Mate nails Biggie Z with a moonsault. Ryan Wilson counts: One, kickout. There are lots of chants for Axel Mate.] NS: I can't believe that only a one count after a moonsault. [Axel Mate whips Biggie Z into the ropes. Biggie Z nails Axel Mate with a knee to the back. Axel Mate hits a dropkick on Biggie Z. The crowd is going crazy. Axel Mate takes Biggie Z down with a dropkick. Axel Mate gets a figure-four leglock on Biggie Z.] SP: A figure-four leglock, a Ric Flair move. NS: That has crippled many wrestlers. [Biggie Z's shoulders are on the mat. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Biggie Z breaks the hold after 19 seconds. Biggie Z hits a DDT on Axel Mate. The crowd is cheering on Biggie Z. Biggie Z is going for the pin. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, thr... kickout.] NS: Biggie Z getting out of the hold and doing a DDT and almost won this match. SP : I guess Axel wasn't ready for Biggie to move that quick after the figure-four. [Axel Mate hits Biggie Z with a European uppercut Axel Mate goes for a clothesline, but Biggie Z counters it with a hiptoss. In turn, Axel Mate counters it with a facerake. Axel Mate whips Biggie Z into the ropes. Axel Mate goes for a clothesline, but Biggie Z counters it with a hiptoss. Biggie Z nails Axel Mate with a diving elbow smash. Biggie Z locks Axel Mate in a double reverse chinlock. Axel Mate is valiantly trying to break the hold. Axel Mate reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Biggie Z hits a legdrop on Axel Mate. Biggie Z goes for a diving elbow smash, but Axel Mate counters it with a duck-down move. Axel Mate hits a clothesline on Biggie Z. Axel Mate gets a scorpion deathlock on Biggie Z. Biggie Z reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Axel Mate gets the STF on Biggie Z. Biggie Z reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.] NS: Axel using an impressive display of submission holds. SP: Too bad he can't keep one of them on for more that 10 seconds. [Axel Mate whips Biggie Z into the ropes. Biggie Z executes a flying forearm on Axel Mate. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout. Biggie Z complains about a slow count. Biggie Z executes a dropkick on Axel Mate. Biggie Z puts Axel Mate in a double reverse chinlock. Axel Mate is struggling to reach the ropes. Axel Mate reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.] NS: Boy Biggie is showing him how to apply submission holds. [Biggie Z hits a legdrop on Axel Mate. Biggie Z is going for the pin. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Axel Mate attemps to place Biggie Z on the turnbuckle, but Biggie Z blocks it. Axel Mate goes for the Hammer Whacker Drop, but Biggie Z counters it with a front-layout superplex.] NS: Axel having problems applying his finisher. I guess Biggie knows when to look for it. [Biggie Z hits Axel Mate with a rolling kick. Biggie Z takes Axel Mate down with a flying forearm. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is going crazy. Biggie Z locks Axel Mate in a double reverse chinlock. Axel Mate is valiantly trying to break the hold. Axel Mate reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds. Biggie Z uses a dropkick on Axel Mate.] NS: Another chinlock by Biggie and Axel looks like he is starting to slow down. SP: I would too after like 100 submission holds. [Biggie Z hits Axel Mate with a flying dropkick. Biggie Z hits Axel Mate with a dropkick. Biggie Z is going for the pin. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Axel Mate hits Biggie Z. Axel Mate has the crowd going wild. Axel Mate punches Biggie Z. Axel Mate has the crowd going wild. Axel Mate hits Biggie Z. Axel Mate has the crowd going wild. Axel Mate nails Biggie Z with a Russian legsweep. Axel Mate goes for a clothesline, but Biggie Z counters it with a crucifix. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.] SP: Axel with the near three count. Showing That Axel still has some strength in him. [Biggie Z nails Axel Mate with a jack-knife power bomb. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up. The crowd is giving Biggie Z a standing ovation. Biggie Z goes for a cobra clutch, but Axel Mate blocks it. Axel Mate uses an elbowsmash on Biggie Z. Axel Mate hits Biggie Z. Axel Mate has the crowd going wild. Biggie Z hits Axel Mate. Axel Mate chops Biggie Z.] NS: Both men are tired and are resorting to chops. [Biggie Z chops Axel Mate. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Axel Mate hits Biggie Z. Biggie Z chops Axel Mate. Axel Mate chops Biggie Z. The chants for Axel Mate are deafening. Axel Mate goes for a flying bulldog, but Biggie Z counters it with a side step. Axel Mate executes an elbowsmash on Biggie Z. NS: Great elbowsmash by Axel. That will take the wind out of anyone. [Biggie Z whips Axel Mate into the ropes. Biggie Z hits Axel Mate with an elbow. Biggie Z is going for the pin. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Biggie Z uses a jack-knife power bomb on Axel Mate. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Biggie Z takes Axel Mate down with a kneedrop. The crowd is giving Biggie Z a standing ovation. Biggie Z nails Axel Mate with a dropkick. Biggie Z throws Axel Mate out of the ring. Biggie Z jumps onto him with a plancha, but Axel Mate moves out of the way.] (Together): AHH!! That had to hurt!!! [They're brawling inside the ring area. Axel Mate goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Biggie Z blocks it. Biggie Z reenters the ring.] SP: Biggie moving back into the ring trying to gather himself. [Axel Mate follows him back in. Biggie Z goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Axel Mate blocks it. Biggie Z goes for a choke slam, but Axel Mate counters it with an elbowsmash. Axel Mate runs into the ropes. Biggie Z uses a knee to the back on Axel Mate. Biggie Z hits Axel Mate with a diving elbow smash. Biggie Z hits a choke slam on Axel Mate. Biggie Z gives the sign for the Zack Attack.] NS: The Zack Attack...this is over [Biggie Z executes the Zack Attack on Axel Mate. Biggie Z goes for the pin. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, thr... kickout.] NS: I don't believe it..Biggie dosn't believe it!!! Axel kicked out. [Biggie Z places Axel Mate on the turnbuckle. Biggie Z uses a superplex on Axel Mate. The crowd erupts. Axel Mate executes a reverse neckbreaker on Biggie Z. Axel Mate gives the sign for the Hammer Whacker Drop. Axel Mate attemps to place Biggie Z on the turnbuckle, but Biggie Z blocks it. Axel Mate goes for the Hammer Whacker Drop, but Biggie Z counters it with a throw-off.] NS: And Axel still can't seem to get Biggie with his finisher. [The crowd is giving Biggie Z a standing ovation. Biggie Z goes for a punch, but Axel Mate blocks it. Axel Mate nails Biggie Z with an elbowsmash. Axel Mate is going for the pin. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.] NS: Another powerful elbowsmash by Axel. Biggie just barely got out of that. [Biggie Z places Axel Mate on the turnbuckle. Biggie Z takes Axel Mate down with a superplex. The crowd is on its feet cheering Biggie Z punches Axel Mate. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Biggie Z whips Axel Mate into the ropes. Biggie Z hits Axel Mate with a shoulderblock. Biggie Z gets a cobra clutch on Axel Mate. Axel Mate is struggling to reach the ropes. Axel Mate reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.] NS: Another few seconds in the cobra clutch and I am sure Axel would have tapped out. [Biggie Z whips Axel Mate into the ropes, but Axel Mate reverses it. Biggie Z misses with a clothesline. Biggie Z goes for a hiptoss, but Axel Mate counters it with a lariat. The crowd is giving Axel Mate a standing ovation. Axel Mate nails Biggie Z with a frog splash.] NS: After what Biggie Z just went through, I don't think he can get out of a frog splash. [Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, three. The crowd is going into a frenzy.] SP: Your right after the long battle the winner is Axel Mate. NS: What a grueling match. But we now know who the real leader of the TTK was! I guess Biggie Z better stick with Pagan for a while longer. SP: I don't know, I think he needs to break out of the group and try it on his own for a while. But let's make this official and get the word from the ring. RA: The winner in a time of 16 minutes and 46 seconds is Axel "The Hammer" Mate!. NS: I guess that just about does it for us. Now we can P-A-R-T-Y! SP: I'm with you Shade we now send it over to the Sportin' Fool and Chip Collins. [The camera moves back to the announce desk. We see a smiling Chip Collins, wearing his omnipresent SWF blazer and power tie, next to "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, who is wearing an SWF cap and a "Washington Capitals-1998 Eastern Conference Champions" T-shirt.] Chip: Thanks, guys. I'm Chip Collins, alongside the man wrestling fans love to love... Fool: ..."The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen! [Chip looks at The Fool's shirt.] Chip: Lose a bet with McNeill? Fool: I don't want to talk about it. Chip: What a great night of wrestling this has been, Tim Thorsen! We've had a beautiful afternoon, we're in the middle of a grogeous sunset, and we're about to start our first of six SWF Title matches! Fool: And, you know, I've predicted that all six SWF titles will change hands tonight. Chip: I've predicted that no titles will change hands. Go figure. Let's take it up to the ring and join Rick Ascott! RA: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. It is for the SWF Television Title! [The crowd cheers as "Fire It Up" by Busta Rhymes begins to play.] Fool: God save the Queen! RA: Introducing first, the challenger! Being led to the ring by his manager, Westminster, from London, England, weighing in at 178 pounds, here is the Artful Dodger!! [The Artful Dodger and Westminster walk out from the entrance. The crowd is going wild as The Artful Dodger makes his way to the ring throwing silver dollars into the crowd.] Chip: A scramble in the sand for the money as one of the best light heavyweights in the world makes his way to the ring. Fool: This is Dodger's night. He's beaten a lot of the big guys so far. RA: And his opponent! [The Revolution logo appears on the video wall as "Tryin' to Stay Alive" by Wyclef Jean plays.] RA: He hails from Calgary, Alberta, Canada and weighs 252 pounds. He is the SWF Television Champion, HeadHunter! [Double H emerges from behind the curtain, to a shower of gold sparklers going off in the aisle, and red and silver fireworks in the aisle. He is wearing the SWF Television Title, and smiles for the camera. The crowd cheers.] Chip: Two of the most popular wrestlers in the SWF are about to lock up for the Television. Andrew Borgert is your referee. Fool: Good ol' Bogus. Chip: And we're set to go! [The bell rings. They lock up. The Headhunter attemps to place The Artful Dodger on the turnbuckle, but The Artful Dodger blocks it. The Artful Dodger begs off. The Headhunter whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes. The Headhunter goes for a faceslam, but The Artful Dodger blocks it. The Artful Dodger goes for a choke against the ropes, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter executes a belly-to-back suplex on The Artful Dodger. The Headhunter uses a belly-to-back suplex on The Artful Dodger. The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter.] Chip: A pair of big belly-to-back suplexes. The first exchange goes to the champion! Fool: Headhunter's getting used to those 10 minute title defenses. He's gonna go for the quick Hit. So to speak. [The Headhunter hits a jumping side kick on The Artful Dodger. The Headhunter nails The Artful Dodger with a jawbreaker. The Headhunter goes for the Hit, but The Artful Dodger counters it with a kick to the head. The Artful Dodger hits The Headhunter. The crowd is responding to The Artful Dodger.] Chip: Great counter by The Dodger. You called it, Fool. Fool: Double H wanted the early victory, but my boy Dodger had him scouted. [The Headhunter hits The Artful Dodger. The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter. The Headhunter kicks The Artful Dodger. The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The Artful Dodger punches The Headhunter. A small "The Artful Dodger" chant is being started. The Artful Dodger goes for a Western lariat, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter uses a piledriver on The Artful Dodger. There are lots of chants for The Headhunter. The Artful Dodger begs off.] Chip: A piledriver as Headhunter gains the advantage. You just know that both of these wrestlers are going to go on to hold major titles here in the SWF. Fool: Yeah. But right now is important too. [The Headhunter executes a DDT on The Artful Dodger. The crowd is going crazy. The Headhunter hits a chop on The Artful Dodger. The Headhunter executes a front-layout superplex on The Artful Dodger. The chants for The Headhunter are deafening. The Headhunter executes a dropkick on The Artful Dodger. The crowd is behind The Headhunter all the way. The Headhunter goes for a dragon suplex, but The Artful Dodger counters it with a backward kick. The Artful Dodger uses a Western lariat on The Headhunter. The Artful Dodger executes a belly-to-belly suplex on The Headhunter.] Chip: Big belly-to-belly! What power from Artful Dodger. Fool: Last time these guys met, it was a three-way with Fatal Fury. There's no buffer this time. [The Artful Dodger goes for a scorpion deathlock, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter chops The Artful Dodger. The Headhunter has the crowd going wild. The Headhunter chops The Artful Dodger. The Artful Dodger kicks The Headhunter. The Headhunter chops The Artful Dodger. The Headhunter kicks The Artful Dodger. The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter. The Headhunter attemps to place The Artful Dodger on the turnbuckle, but The Artful Dodger blocks it. The Headhunter whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes, but The Artful Dodger reverses it.] Chip: Reversal there by Dodger. Fool: That's almost the way he sets up for the Robbing You Blind. [The Artful Dodger executes a clothesline on The Headhunter. The Artful Dodger places The Headhunter on the turnbuckle. The Artful Dodger hits The Headhunter with a top-rope DDT. Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout. The Artful Dodger is getting a good reaction from the crowd.] Chip: Oh! Fried Bacon and the first near fall of the contest for Artful Dodger! Fool: He's quicker than Headhunter. You've gotta keep an eye on him. [The Artful Dodger hits The Headhunter with a belly-to-belly suplex. The Artful Dodger goes for a DDT, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter hits an elbowsmash on The Artful Dodger. The Headhunter chops The Artful Dodger. The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The Headhunter punches The Artful Dodger. The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The Headhunter executes an elbowsmash on The Artful Dodger. The Headhunter whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes. The Artful Dodger executes a belly-to-belly suplex on The Headhunter.] Chip: Another belly-to-belly! Fans, our next pay-per-view is SWF Independence Day! You will see it live on Saturday night, July 4th. Fool: That's less than a month away. Come on, Dodger! [The Artful Dodger whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter reverses it. The Artful Dodger takes The Headhunter down with a clothesline. The Artful Dodger attemps to place The Headhunter on the turnbuckle, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Artful Dodger goes for a slingshot facebuster, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter goes for a bridging back suplex, but The Artful Dodger counters it with a headlock takedown.] Chip: Dodger takes Headhunter to the mat. Fool, I'm wondering how you can root for Dodger, when he appears to be bent on the destruction of your favorite stable, Trinity. Fool: Oh, don't worry. Dodger and Trinity will work things out. [The Headhunter uses a piledriver on The Artful Dodger. The Headhunter runs into the ropes. The Artful Dodger goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Headhunter counters it with a facerake. The Headhunter goes for a double underhook piledriver, but The Artful Dodger counters it with a backdrop. The Artful Dodger is going for the pin. Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up.] Chip: Hunter gets the shoulder up! Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining. Fool: This is where the champ is hurt by defending the belt every week with a shorter time limit. [The Artful Dodger goes for a tiger driver, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter throws The Artful Dodger out of the ring. Andrew Borgert counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, The Artful Dodger reenters the ring. The Headhunter places The Artful Dodger on the turnbuckle. The Headhunter takes The Artful Dodger down with a top-rope DDT.] Chip: Top Rope DDT by Double H! The cover! [Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter.] Fool: No, sir! [The Headhunter throws The Artful Dodger out of the ring. The Headhunter jumps onto him with a plancha, but The Artful Dodger moves out of the way. The Headhunter is out cold.] Fool: Ha-hah! Chip: a miscalculation there by the TV champion! And the Dodger is looking to take advantage! [The Artful Dodger is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The Artful Dodger executes the Robbing You Blind on The Headhunter against the steel ringpost. The Artful Dodger is getting a good reaction from the crowd.] Chip: I don't believe it! What a move! Fool: Believe it, Chipper! He just hit the Robbing You Blind, but instead of doing it in the ring against the turnbuckle, he rams him into the ringpost! Headhunter is out! [The Artful Dodger takes The Headhunter down with a belly-to-belly suplex. The Artful Dodger throws The Headhunter back into the ring. The crowd is really behind The Artful Dodger.] Chip: And he manages to lift Double H back into the ring. We could see a new champion! [The Artful Dodger takes The Headhunter down with an avalanche. The Artful Dodger goes for an Indian deathlock, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes. The Headhunter misses with an elbow. The Headhunter misses with a shoulderblock.] Fool: He's lookin' pretty groggy! [The Headhunter hits The Artful Dodger with a shoulderblock. The Artful Dodger begs off. The Headhunter whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes. The Artful Dodger nails The Headhunter with a clothesline. The Artful Dodger hits a jumping neck snap on The Headhunter. The crowd is really behind The Artful Dodger. The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes. The Headhunter misses with an elbow.] Fool: Swing and a miss! Chip: Don't underestimate Headhunter! He's made five successful TV Title defenses so far, and he's had a very grueling schedule. Fool: Since when did Corporal Punishment and Mr. Roboto become grueling? [The Artful Dodger nails The Headhunter with a belly-to-belly suplex. The Artful Dodger executes a kneedrop on The Headhunter. The Artful Dodger goes for an avalanche, but The Headhunter counters it with a side step. The Headhunter nails The Artful Dodger with a jumping neck snap. The Headhunter runs into the ropes. The Artful Dodger goes for a clothesline, but The Headhunter counters it with a crucifix. Andrew Borgert counts: One, kickout. The Headhunter whips The Artful Dodger into the turnbuckle, but The Artful Dodger reverses it.] Chip: Another quick near fall. Headhunter has taken a beating, but he's hanging in there. Fool: This is horrible. Finish him! [The Artful Dodger runs shoulder-first into the corner. The Artful Dodger executes a tiger driver on The Headhunter. Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, in the ropes... There are lots of chants for The Artful Dodger.] Chip: Another kickout by Double H! How much can he take? [The Artful Dodger locks The Headhunter in a choke against the ropes. Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three, four. The Artful Dodger whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter reverses it. The Artful Dodger and The Headhunter get hit with a double clothesline. The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes. The Artful Dodger locks The Headhunter in a cobra clutch. The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.] Fool: Hunter is running of fumes! Just a matter of time... Chip: And that's the problem Dodger has. The lack of size sometimes making it difficult to finish off a bigger opponent. [The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes. The Headhunter misses with a clothesline. The Artful Dodger hits The Headhunter with a kick. The Artful Dodger has the crowd going wild. The Headhunter whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes. The Artful Dodger uses a clothesline on The Headhunter. The Artful Dodger catches The Headhunter in a cobra clutch. The Headhunter tries to escape the hold.] Chip: Cobra Clutch! Fool: Yo, Joe! Ask him, ref! [The Artful Dodger lets go after 14 seconds. The Artful Dodger struts across the ring. The Artful Dodger has the crowd going wild. The Artful Dodger executes a ropeburn on The Headhunter. The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes. The Headhunter hits The Artful Dodger with a clothesline. The Headhunter goes for a frog splash, but The Artful Dodger counters it with a roll away. The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.] Chip: We've seen some high risk maneuvers from Double H! Fool: And they haven't paid off! Look at my boy Dodger strut! [The crowd is going crazy. The Artful Dodger gets a choke against the ropes on The Headhunter. Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three, four. The Artful Dodger kicks The Headhunter. There are lots of chants for The Artful Dodger. The Artful Dodger chops The Headhunter. The crowd is really behind The Artful Dodger. The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes.] Chip: A lot of kicks and chops, but the challenger needs that one big finishing move! Fool: Don't worry. Here it comes! [The Artful Dodger executes a belly-to-belly suplex on The Headhunter. The Artful Dodger goes for a backbreaker, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter punches The Artful Dodger. The Headhunter hits The Artful Dodger. The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The Artful Dodger punches The Headhunter.] Jeff: 10 minutes gone by. There are 20 minutes remaining. Chip: These two men are trading punches! What a match! Fool: If it was a regulation time limit, the match would be over. But it's pay-per-view, baby! [There are lots of chants for The Artful Dodger. The Artful Dodger kicks The Headhunter. The Artful Dodger chops The Headhunter. The Artful Dodger is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The Artful Dodger executes the Robbing You Blind on The Headhunter. The Artful Dodger goes for the pin.] Chip: Robbing You Blind! Robbing You Blind! Robbing You Blind! Fool: Buh bye! Andrew Borgert counts: One, two,... Chip: One, two...! [...thr... kickout.] Fool: WHAT? Chip: He kicked out! Headhunter kicks out! The match continues! [The Artful Dodger whips The Headhunter into the ropes. The Artful Dodger goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Headhunter counters it with a punch. The Headhunter chops The Artful Dodger. The Headhunter kicks The Artful Dodger. There are lots of chants for The Headhunter. The Headhunter places The Artful Dodger on the turnbuckle.] Chip: He's got Dodger set up on the top rope! Fool: No! Dammit, no! [The Headhunter uses a top-rope DDT on The Artful Dodger. Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.] Fool: No soup for you! Chip: That was close! [The crowd is really behind The Headhunter. The Headhunter hits The Artful Dodger. There are lots of chants for The Headhunter. The Headhunter punches The Artful Dodger. The Artful Dodger punches The Headhunter. The crowd is really behind The Artful Dodger.] Chip: Both men are looking for that opening. For that one move that will end the match. Fool: I don't know how much more these guys can do to each other. [The Artful Dodger kicks The Headhunter. The Headhunter chops The Artful Dodger. The Artful Dodger punches The Headhunter. The Headhunter kicks The Artful Dodger. The Headhunter takes The Artful Dodger down with a Frankensteiner from the top rope. Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.] Chip: Hurricanhunter and a near fall! You can feel the momentum shift. Fool: No I can't! Come on, Dodger! [The crowd is going crazy. The Headhunter hits The Artful Dodger with a jumping side kick. The Headhunter hits a front-layout suplex on The Artful Dodger. The Headhunter goes for a kick to the head, but The Artful Dodger blocks it. The Artful Dodger whips The Headhunter into the turnbuckle. The Artful Dodger runs shoulder-first into the corner, but The Headhunter lifts his knee.] Chip: Quick thinking by the champion. Fool: He's climbing the turnbuckle! [The crowd is really behind The Headhunter. The Headhunter goes for a Victory Roll, but The Artful Dodger counters it with a sitdown. Andrew Borgert counts: One, two,...] Chip: Reversal by Dodger! [...thr... shoulder up.] Fool: Aaaaaauuugggghhhh! Chip: Another near fall! But what a move by Artful Dodger! [The Artful Dodger hits The Headhunter. The crowd is cheering on The Artful Dodger. The Artful Dodger chops The Headhunter. The Artful Dodger hits The Headhunter. The Artful Dodger puts The Headhunter in a front facelock. The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.] Chip: Do you think it's wise for Dodger to go for submission moves? Fool: Why not? There's plenty of time left. [The Headhunter uses a belly-to-back suplex on The Artful Dodger. The Artful Dodger begs off. The Headhunter runs into the ropes. The Artful Dodger uses a clothesline on The Headhunter. The Artful Dodger goes for a stomp, but The Headhunter counters it with a roll away. The Headhunter hits a dragon suplex on The Artful Dodger.] Chip: Dragon suplex! [Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, in the ropes...] Fool: No, sir! [The Headhunter takes The Artful Dodger down with a Frankensteiner. Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, kickout.] Fool: You'll get nothing and like it! Chip: Great intestinal fortitude by the TV champion as he fights back! [The Headhunter whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes, but The Artful Dodger reverses it. The Headhunter hits The Artful Dodger with an elbow. The Headhunter executes a chop on The Artful Dodger. The Headhunter whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes, but The Artful Dodger reverses it. The Headhunter bumps into Andrew Borgert. The Artful Dodger and The Headhunter get hit with a double clothesline.] Chip: Headhunter is down. Artful Dodger is down! And Andrew Borgert is down! [The Artful Dodger places The Headhunter on the turnbuckle. The Artful Dodger nails The Headhunter with a top-rope DDT.] Chip: Dodger goes for the cover! But there's no referee! [There is no referee to count. Andrew Borgert is back on the job.] Fool: Yes! [Andrew Borgert counts: One, two,...] Chip: One! Two! [...thr... kickout.] Chip: The champ kicks out again! Headhunter stays alive! Fool: Dammit, Bogus! Don't get knocked over! [The Artful Dodger goes for a cobra clutch, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter goes for a double underhook piledriver, but The Artful Dodger blocks it. The Artful Dodger nails The Headhunter with a Western lariat. The Artful Dodger goes for a choke against the ropes, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter hits a European uppercut on The Artful Dodger. The Headhunter uses a Frankensteiner from the top rope on The Artful Dodger.] Chip: Top Rope Frankensteiner! Fool: This would just suck. [Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, shoulder up. The Headhunter has the crowd going wild.] Chip: This time it's Dodger with the big kickout. [The Headhunter runs into the ropes. The Headhunter goes for a back heel kick, but The Artful Dodger counters it with a duck-down move. The Artful Dodger executes the Robbing You Blind on The Headhunter.] Chip: Robbing You Blind! From out of nowhere! [The Artful Dodger goes for the pin. Andrew Borgert counts: One, two,...] Chip: One! Two!... [...three. The crowd is going into a frenzy.] Chip: Three! New champion! New Champion! Fool: I'll be damned! He did it! YES! RA: Here is your winner, in 14:37, and the NEW SWF Television Champion, The Artful Dodger! ["Fire it Up" plays as Artful Dodger and Westminster celebrate in the ring. Dodger holds up the TV Title belt as the crowd cheers.] Chip: What a match that was, Sportin' Fool! [The replay shows Dodger ducking under the back heel kick and bulldogging Headhunter into the turnbuckle for the finisher.] Fool: After all the near falls, and after Borgert getting knocked around, it's great to see Dodger finally pull it out. Chip: But you have to say that Headhunter had a great title run, and I'm sure we haven't heard the last from him. Fool: Yeah, but who cares? [The camera cuts to a shot of the cheering crowd on the beach.] Fool: I'm one for one! Chip: That's true. Our next match coming up is for the American Title, as Pagan gets his first title match since his return to the SWF. He will face the founder of the SOB's, Gods Tears. Fool: Well, they recently teamed up to attack Mr. Shhh. These two go way back. Chip: I wonder whether this match will affect their friendship. Fool: I certainly hope so. It won't be much of a match otherwise. Chip: Let's go up to the ring! RA: The following contest is set for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit. It is for the SWF American Title! [The crowd cheers, but the cheers soon turn to boos as "Death Wish" by Christian Death begins to play.] Jeff: Introducing the challenger, from New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 246 pounds, and accompanied by Deadly David Storm and Badass Brian Christian, here is Pagan! [Smoke fills the entranceway, and Pagan steps out, followed by Storm and Christian. Upon entering the ring, Storm and Christian set up lighted candles as Pagan stands in the center. Taking a small dagger into hs right hand, he slowly moves clockwise to open the circle. The crowd boos loudly.] Chip: There he is! The self proclaimed savior of the SWF, in his third match since his return. Fool: Don't let that fool you. He's ready. Jeff: And his opponent! ["Hands Of Death" by Ron Zombie and Alice Cooper starts to play.] RA: From Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 280 pounds, here is the SWF American Champion, Gods Tears!! ["Hands of Death" by Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie continues to play as God's Tears, wearing his army surplus outfit and helmet, emerges from the back. The crowd gives a mixed reaction.] Chip: There's the American champion, God's Tears! Fool: If it was a Toughman match, I'd pick him. But in a regular match, you gotta take Pagan. He's a ring general. [Referee Andrew Borgert orders Brian Christian to leave the ringside area.] Chip: Well, we've heard that Brian Frenck is cracking down on the number of people allowed at ringside. It looks like Brian Christian is being sent back to the locker room. Fool: Boo! [Christian heads off too the back, but David Storm stays.] Chip: Andrew Borgert is the referee, and we have an American Title match on the way. [GT and Pagan get close and GT begins to speak to Pagan, Pagan nods and, GT smiles, extends his hand, Pagan shakes GT's hand.] Chip: I guess these two want too make sure there will be nno hard feelings. [Suddenly both men then kick at the same time, both connecting in the gut, GT shoves Pagan back and run over to the corner and grabs a mic. GT looks up at Pagan, with a very concerned look on his face.] GT: You were gonna backstab me? What tha hell is that all about? What did I do to you? I mean sure, I was gonna backstab you but you didn't know that! [GT begins to walk towards the center of the ring.] GT: I mean what kinda world do we live in where we cant trust one another. [GT stops only a few steps away from Pagan, slightly cocks his head.] GT: Can't we all just... get along.... [GT then throws down the mic and goes for a tackle on Pagan. Gods Tears hits Pagan with an avalanche. The crowd is cheering on Gods Tears. Gods Tears is going for the pin. Andrew Borgert counts: One, kickout. Gods Tears nails Pagan with a fist to the midsection. Gods Tears nails Pagan with a Japanese armdrag takedown. Gods Tears goes for a neck snap, but Pagan blocks it. Pagan whips Gods Tears into the turnbuckle. Pagan goes for a piledriver, but Gods Tears counters it with a backdrop.] Chip: Big backdrop by the champion. Fool: Did you see SWF Around the World this week? [Gods Tears whips Pagan into the ropes, but Pagan reverses it. Gods Tears bumps into Andrew Borgert. Pagan uses a spinning backbreaker on Gods Tears. Pagan puts Gods Tears in a grapevine. There is no referee there to ask Gods Tears. Gods Tears is valiantly trying to break the hold. Andrew Borgert is back on the job. Gods Tears breaks the hold after 13 seconds. Gods Tears kicks Pagan. A small "Gods Tears" chant is being started.] Chip: Tears breaks out of the grapevine. Yes I did. Why? Fool: There was a commercial from the Flock, calling themselves "The New Trinity!" [Gods Tears punches Pagan. A small "Gods Tears" chant is being started. Pagan hits Gods Tears. The crowd is responding to Pagan. Pagan punches Gods Tears. Pagan nails Gods Tears with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd is cheering on Pagan. Pagan runs into the ropes. Gods Tears hits Pagan with a backdrop. Gods Tears nails Pagan with a knee to the back.] Chip: Do you think that's significant? Or was it just a joke? Fool: Who knows! And I can't get a hold of Equalizer to ask him. [Gods Tears goes for a football tackle, but Pagan counters it with a side step. Pagan attemps to place Gods Tears on the turnbuckle, but Gods Tears blocks it. Pagan goes for a spinning DDT, but Gods Tears counters it with a backdrop. Gods Tears hits a faceslam on Pagan. Gods Tears executes the Drunken Rage on Pagan. Pagan tries to escape the hold. Pagan is struggling to reach the ropes. Pagan tries to escape the hold.] Chip: It's the Drunken Rage! Fool: GT wants to end it right here! [Pagan is valiantly trying to break the hold. Pagan is writhing in pain. Andrew Borgert tells Pagan to respond or he'll stop the fight. Pagan nods. Pagan is inching his way towards the ropes. Pagan summons one last burst of energy. Andrew Borgert asks Pagan if he's had enough. Pagan shakes his head.] Chip: Pagan is refusing to submit! Fool: But GT is just killing him in there. If Pagan doesn't break the hold soon, it's over! Borgert will stop the match. [Andrew Borgert tells Pagan to respond or he'll stop the fight. Pagan nods. Andrew Borgert checks Pagan's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Pagan fights his way out of the hold after 55 seconds.] Chip; He was in the Drunken Rage for nearly a full minute! [Gods Tears takes Pagan down with a European uppercut. Gods Tears whips Pagan into the turnbuckle. Gods Tears charges into the corner, but Pagan moves out of the way. Pagan hits Gods Tears with a forearm to the back. Pagan nails Gods Tears with a piledriver. The crowd is really behind Pagan. Pagan uses a spinning DDT on Gods Tears. There are lots of chants for Pagan. Pagan goes for a waistlock suplex, but Gods Tears counters it with an elbowsmash. Gods Tears executes a kick to the head on Pagan.] Chip: Big boot to the head as Gods Tears rallies. We'll be down in South Carolina for a special edition of Triumphant Tuesday. We'll see the new Trinity member, who is apparently named Kaos, for the first time, as well as the SOB's, MIA's, Hexx, Axel Mate and Artful Dodger. You won't want to miss it. [The chants for Gods Tears are deafening. Gods Tears nails Pagan with a football tackle. Gods Tears chops Pagan. The crowd is behind Gods Tears all the way. Gods Tears punches Pagan. Pagan kicks Gods Tears. There are lots of chants for Pagan. Pagan hits Gods Tears. The crowd is really behind Pagan.] Fool: Nice cheap plug, Chip. Pagan's still in this one. Chip: Yes he is, but he is still a little unsteady from the Drunken Rage. [Gods Tears chops Pagan. The crowd is going crazy. Gods Tears whips Pagan into the ropes, but Pagan reverses it. Gods Tears hits Pagan with a backdrop. Pagan falls out of the ring. Gods Tears goes through the ropes. Gods Tears locks Pagan in the Ziplock. Gods Tears whips Pagan into the guardrail. Gods Tears goes for a European uppercut, but Pagan blocks it. Andrew Borgert counts: 1.] Chip: This one's going to the floor! Fool: You mean, sand. [Pagan executes a swinging neckbreaker on Gods Tears. Andrew Borgert counts: 2. They're brawling inside the ring area. Andrew Borgert counts: 3. Gods Tears knocks Pagan into the ringsteps. Gods Tears goes for a Vader attack, but Pagan counters it with a fist to the midsection. Pagan whips Gods Tears into the guardrail. Andrew Borgert counts: 4. Pagan whips Gods Tears into the timekeeper's table.] Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining. Chip: Pagan is getting even on the ground, and they brawl around ringside. [Pagan uses a waistlock suplex on Gods Tears. Pagan knocks Gods Tears into the ringpost. The crowd is cheering on Pagan. Andrew Borgert counts: 5. Andrew Borgert counts: 6. Pagan gets a figure-four leglock on Gods Tears. Andrew Borgert counts: 7. Pagan gets a grapevine on Gods Tears.] Fool: They have to start worrying about the count. Chip: We could see a double countout. [Pagan hits a stomachbreaker on Gods Tears. Pagan knocks Gods Tears into the ringsteps. Andrew Borgert counts: 8. Pagan knocks Gods Tears into the ringpost. Pagan whips Gods Tears into the guardrail. Andrew Borgert counts: 9. Gods Tears is busted wide open. Pagan throws Gods Tears back into the ring.] Chip: Pagan just does get GT in ahead of the count. Fool: And we have blood! Hoo-wah! [Pagan goes for a German suplex, but Gods Tears blocks it. Gods Tears whips Pagan into the turnbuckle. Gods Tears charges into the corner, but Pagan moves out of the way. Pagan is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Pagan takes Gods Tears down with a swinging neckbreaker. Pagan is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Pagan whips Gods Tears into the ropes. Gods Tears hits Pagan with a backdrop. Pagan falls out of the ring.] Chip: GT sends Pagan tumbling to the sand! Fool: Now Tears can relax and let Pagan come back to him. [Gods Tears goes through the ropes. Gods Tears reenters the ring. Pagan follows him back in. Gods Tears goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Pagan counters it with a side step. Pagan gets a camel clutch on Gods Tears. Gods Tears is valiantly trying to break the hold. Gods Tears reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Pagan goes for a camel clutch, but Gods Tears blocks it.] Chip: Pagan goes for another camel clucth, but Tears is ready for him. Fool: Reversal! [Gods Tears puts Pagan in a choke against the ropes. Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three, four. Gods Tears goes for a ropeburn, but Pagan blocks it. Pagan whips Gods Tears into the ropes. Gods Tears goes for a football tackle, but Pagan counters it with a kick to the head. Pagan nails Gods Tears with a swinging neckbreaker. Pagan whips Gods Tears into the turnbuckle, but Gods Tears reverses it. Pagan comes back and rocks Gods Tears with a kick to the midsection.] Chip: Pagan is best known for that top rope underhook DDT called the Final Judgment. Fool: I've missed it so. [Pagan goes for a German suplex, but Gods Tears counters it with an elbowsmash.] Jeff: 10 minutes gone by. There are 20 minutes remaining. Fool: Back comes the champion. [Gods Tears nails Pagan with a low blow. Gods Tears uses a kick to the head on Pagan. Gods Tears is going for the pin.] Chip: High-low move! One! Two! [Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.] Chip: He kicked out! Fool: Pagan must have balls of steel. [Gods Tears nails Pagan with a punch. Gods Tears punches Pagan. Pagan chops Gods Tears. There are lots of chants for Pagan. Gods Tears kicks Pagan. Gods Tears is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Pagan kicks Gods Tears. There are lots of chants for Pagan.] Chip: It's broken down into punches and kicks. Fool: That's their style. No technical wrestling, just a brawl. [Pagan chops Gods Tears. Pagan hits Gods Tears. The crowd is going crazy. Pagan whips Gods Tears into the ropes, but Gods Tears reverses it. Pagan takes Gods Tears down with a Vader attack. Pagan goes for a spinning power bomb, but Gods Tears counters it with an enzuilariato. Gods Tears gives the sign for the Drunken Rage. Gods Tears executes the Drunken Rage on Pagan.] Fool: Drunken Rage! Chip: For the second time in this match, Pagan is in serious trouble. [Pagan is barely hanging in there. Andrew Borgert asks Pagan if he's had enough. Pagan shakes his head. Pagan is close to passing out from the pain. Andrew Borgert asks Pagan if he's had enough. Pagan shakes his head. Andrew Borgert checks Pagan's arm. He lifts it... it falls.] Chip: It's over! He's been in there for a while. Fool: Not yet! [He lifts it... it stays up ! Pagan fights his way out of the hold after 50 seconds.] Chip: That's the second time! Fool: Pagan feels no pain! Here he comes! [Gods Tears runs into the ropes. Gods Tears executes a knee to the back on Pagan. Gods Tears nails Pagan with a faceslam. The crowd is going crazy. Gods Tears is bleeding profusely. Gods Tears hits a kneeling headbutt on Pagan. Gods Tears hits a football tackle on Pagan. Gods Tears uses a neck snap on Pagan.] Chip: Gods Tears is on the offense, but he's losing blood. Borgert might have to... Fool: Stop. Yeah, I'm sure GT won't mind if they stop the match because he's bleeding. It'll never happen. [Gods Tears hits a kick to the midsection on Pagan. Gods Tears goes for a Tombstone, but Pagan reverses it. Pagan attemps to place Gods Tears on the turnbuckle, but Gods Tears blocks it. Pagan executes the Final Judgement on Gods Tears. The crowd is going crazy. Pagan goes for the pin.] Chip: Final Judgment! Fool: I don't know how he hit it, but he hit it! [Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.] Chip: GT kicks out! Fool: These two should have a ladder match some time. [Pagan whips Gods Tears into the ropes. Pagan hits Gods Tears with a spinning backbreaker. Pagan has the crowd going wild. Pagan catches Gods Tears in a chinlock deathlock submission. Gods Tears is struggling to reach the ropes. Gods Tears tries to escape the hold. Gods Tears reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Pagan goes for the STF, but Gods Tears counters it with a small package.] Chip: Small package! Borgert's counting! [Andrew Borgert counts: One, two,...] Chip: One! Two! [...thr... shoulder up.] Fool: You're kidding me! Chip: No! The match continues! [Gods Tears whips Pagan into the ropes, but Pagan reverses it. Pagan misses with a kick. Pagan misses with a clothesline. Gods Tears hits Pagan with a dropkick to the knee. Gods Tears goes for a forearm to the back, but Pagan counters it with a side step. Gods Tears whips Pagan into the ropes. Gods Tears executes a dropkick to the knee on Pagan. Gods Tears runs into the ropes.] Chip: Dropkick by GT! Fool: He hit Pagan's knee. That'll slow him down. [Pagan goes for a swinging punch, but Gods Tears counters it with a roundhouse right. Gods Tears goes for a Tombstone, but Pagan blocks it. Pagan hits Gods Tears with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd is going crazy. Pagan goes for a swinging punch, but Gods Tears counters it with a roundhouse right. Gods Tears throws Pagan out of the ring.] Jeff: 15 minutes gone by. There are 15 minutes remaining. Chip: Tears takes a breather while Pagan struggles to get back in. [Andrew Borgert counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Pagan reenters the ring. Gods Tears hits Pagan. Gods Tears punches Pagan. There are lots of chants for Gods Tears. Pagan kicks Gods Tears. The crowd is behind Pagan all the way.] Chip: Pagan's trying to put Tears on the turnbuckle! Fool: He wants the Final Judgement! [Pagan attemps to place Gods Tears on the turnbuckle, but Gods Tears blocks it. Pagan hits a piledriver on Gods Tears. Pagan hits a swinging punch on Gods Tears. Pagan goes for a spinebuster slam, but Gods Tears counters it with a kneelift. Gods Tears whips Pagan into the ropes. Pagan takes Gods Tears down with a side suplex.] Chip: Side suplex and Pagan has the advantage again. Fool: It's a good thing these two are friends. Imagine what they'd do to each other if they didn't get along. [Pagan takes Gods Tears down with a standing moonsault. Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, in the ropes... The chants for Pagan are deafening.] Chip: Another near fall! Fool: I think we could see the end of this one soon. [Gods Tears executes a headbutt on Pagan. Pagan takes Gods Tears down with a waistlock suplex. Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, thr... kickout. The crowd is behind Pagan all the way.] Chip: Another kickout by Tears! [Pagan gives the sign for the Final Judgement.] Fool: Uh-oh! It's showtime! [Pagan places Gods Tears on the turnbuckle. Pagan executes the Final Judgement on Gods Tears. Pagan goes for the pin.] Chip: Final Judgement! Gods Tears is out! Fool: Screw Holyfield! Pagan's the real deal! He's back! Chip: One! Two!... [Andrew Borgert counts: One, two, three. The crowd is going into a frenzy.] Chip: Pagan wins! He regains the American Title! Fool: 2 for 2! Hoo-wah! RA: Here is your winner, in 17:32, and, for the second time, the SWF American Champion: Pagan! ["Death Wish" plays. David Storm rushes in the ring and grabs the American Title belt away from Andrew Borgert. The other members of the Flock come in the ring to celebrate.] Chip: Call them the Flock. Call them the New Trinity. It doesn't matter what you call them. They have possession of the American Title! Fool: You realize that whoever the Toughman Champion is after tonight now has a real problem on his hands. Chip: That's true. But what a win for Pagan! Our next match is for the International Title, Fool. Fool: Well, it's the kilted guy against the Swedish meatball. Chip: Let's get to the ring and join Rick Ascott! RA: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is for the SWF International title. [The Swedish National Anthem starts to play.] Introducing first, being led to the ring by his manager, Helga, from Stockholm, Sweden, weighing in at 305 pounds, here is Sven "The Ice Pick" Pieterson!! [Sven and Helga emerge from the tent. Sven is waving the Swedish flag. The crowd is cheering him on. As he enters the ring, the music dies down and "Sons of Scotland" by James Horner starts to play.] Chip: The Ice Pick has made a name for himself during his short career in the SWF. Fool: Not a good one though. Chip: Would you stop? RA: And his opponent, being led to the ring by his manager, Lady Jezebel, from Edinburgh, Scotland, weighing in at 375 pounds, here is the SWF International Champion, Sean "The Duke" McKenzie!! [Sean and Jezebel step out of the tent. They make their way to the ring. Sean throws out white roses to the crowd. The crowd is really behind them.] Chip: There he is. The SWF International Champion. Fool: And I'm apparently the only guy who thinks Sven Svenson has a chance tonight. Chip: I think he has a great chance, but The Duke has to be the favorite here. Jeff Hart is your referee, and we're set to go! [The bell rings. They lock up. Sven Pieterson hits a power bomb on Sean McKenzie. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is cheering on Sven Pieterson. Sven Pieterson hits a powerslam on Sean McKenzie. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.] Chip: Two near falls in a matter of seconds. Fool: Sven's a killer! Who woulda thought it? [Sven Pieterson is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Sven Pieterson catches Sean McKenzie in a cobra clutch. Sean McKenzie tries to escape the hold. Sean McKenzie is struggling to reach the ropes. Sean McKenzie reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds.] Chip: Pieterson is dominating the opening moments! Fool: Now all we need is some MIA action, maybe the SOB's, and we can finish McDuke. [Sven Pieterson executes a punch on Sean McKenzie. Sven Pieterson catches Sean McKenzie in a cobra clutch. Sean McKenzie is inching his way towards the ropes. Sven Pieterson lets go after 13 seconds.] Fool: Big mistake. Don't let go of a good submission hold. [Sven Pieterson goes for a slingshot, but Sean McKenzie counters it with a side step. Sean McKenzie hits a jack-knife power bomb on Sven Pieterson. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, shoulder up.] Fool: Where the hell did that come from? Chip: With one move, the champ is back in this match! [Sean McKenzie gets an armlock hammerlock submission on Sven Pieterson. Sven Pieterson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Sean McKenzie locks Sven Pieterson in a double reverse chinlock. Sven Pieterson is valiantly trying to break the hold. Sven Pieterson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Sean McKenzie nails Sven Pieterson with a jack-knife power bomb. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is really behind Sean McKenzie.] Chip: Another jack-knife and another near fall. Fool: McKenzie does have a good repertoire of power moves. But he's Revolution. So I hate him. [Sean McKenzie goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Sven Pieterson blocks it. Sven Pieterson hits Sean McKenzie with a powerslam. Jeff Hart counts: One, shoulder up. The crowd is behind Sven Pieterson all the way. Sven Pieterson hits a fisherman suplex on Sean McKenzie. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout.] Chip: Fisherman's suplex and a near fall. Fool: The reason McKenzie's held the belt so long is that everyone tries to match power with him. Sven needs to use his speed. [Sven Pieterson goes for a DDT, but Sean McKenzie counters it with a kneebar. Sven Pieterson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Sean McKenzie whips Sven Pieterson into the ropes. Sean McKenzie executes a spinebuster slam on Sven Pieterson. Jeff Hart counts: One, kickout. Sean McKenzie uses the Running Forearm Smash on Sven Pieterson. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, kickout. Sean McKenzie has the crowd going wild.] Chip: Running forearm and another near fall! Fool: What's wrong with this picture? The MIA should be attacking by now! [Sean McKenzie locks Sven Pieterson in a scorpion deathlock. Sven Pieterson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Sven Pieterson uses a DDT on Sean McKenzie. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sven Pieterson. Sven Pieterson hits a bodyslam on Sean McKenzie. Sven Pieterson locks Sean McKenzie in a cobra clutch. Sean McKenzie is valiantly trying to break the hold. Sean McKenzie reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.] Chip: Again, Sven uses the cobra clutch. Fool: That's a good strategy. He must be talking with Dodger more than I thought. [Sven Pieterson executes a slingshot on Sean McKenzie. Sven Pieterson claps. The crowd is giving Sven Pieterson a standing ovation. Sven Pieterson throws Sean McKenzie out of the ring. Sven Pieterson goes through the ropes. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sven Pieterson. Sven Pieterson hits Sean McKenzie with a German suplex. Jeff Hart counts: 1.] Chip: German suplex on the floor! I thought Sven was another guy who hated Trinity? Fool: Dodger will straighten him out. [Jeff Hart counts: 2. Sean McKenzie is busted wide open. Sven Pieterson throws Sean McKenzie back into the ring. Sean McKenzie gets a bearhug on Sven Pieterson. Sven Pieterson is struggling to reach the ropes.] Jeff: 5 minutes gone by. There are 25 minutes remaining. Chip: Sean McKenzie is busted open, but he continues the assault! [Sean McKenzie lets go after 11 seconds. Sean McKenzie goes for the Execution, but Sven Pieterson counters it with a low blow.] Chip and Fool: OOOOOOHHHHHH! Fool: That's huge, Collins? Chip: Huh? Fool: I mean, that's a huge counter! [Sven Pieterson takes Sean McKenzie down with a belly-to-back suplex. Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes. Sean McKenzie hits Sven Pieterson with a backdrop. Sven Pieterson falls out of the ring. Sean McKenzie goes through the ropes. Jeff Hart counts: 1. Sean McKenzie whips Sven Pieterson into the guardrail. Jeff Hart counts: 2. Lady Jezebel comes from behind and distracts Sven Pieterson.] Fool: I think I see blood! Is it blood? [Sven Pieterson is busted wide open.] Fool: Yes! Whoo-hoo! Chip: Both competitors are busted open! [Sean McKenzie nails Sven Pieterson with a Big Leg Drop. Lady Jezebel comes from behind, but Sven Pieterson pushes Lady Jezebel. Sean McKenzie whips Sven Pieterson into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jeff Hart counts: 3. Sven Pieterson hits Sean McKenzie with a snap suplex. Jeff Hart counts: 4. Sven Pieterson throws Sean McKenzie back into the ring.] Chip: At least nobody used our table as a weapon. Fool: Good point. [Sven Pieterson goes for a German suplex, but Sean McKenzie counters it with a go-behind. Sven Pieterson re-reverses it. Sven Pieterson hits a crucifix on Sean McKenzie. Sven Pieterson goes for the Swedish Slam, but Sean McKenzie counters it with a DDT. The crowd is really behind Sean McKenzie. Sean McKenzie punches Sven Pieterson.] Chip: Big DDT by McKenzie! So what makes you think Dodger & Sven will align with Trinity? Fool: Just a hunch. [Sven Pieterson punches Sean McKenzie. Sean McKenzie kicks Sven Pieterson. Sven Pieterson nails Sean McKenzie with a snap suplex. Sven Pieterson goes for a snap suplex, but Sean McKenzie counters it with a slidedown. Sean McKenzie hits Sven Pieterson with a reverse cradle. Jeff Hart counts: One, kickout. Sean McKenzie throws Sven Pieterson out of the ring. Sean McKenzie goes through the ropes.] Chip: McKenzie takes it back to the sand! Fool: It's weird being on the beach for a show. [Sean McKenzie whips Sven Pieterson into the timekeeper's table. Jeff Hart counts: 1. Jeff Hart counts: 2. Sean McKenzie hits Sven Pieterson with a choke slam through the timekeeper's table. Jeff Hart counts: 3.] Chip: Chokeslam through the table! Fool: Damn! Chip: The experience of a Sean McKenzie comes into play! [Sean McKenzie whips Sven Pieterson into the guardrail. Jeff Hart counts: 4. Sven Pieterson uses an inverted atomic drop on Sean McKenzie. Jeff Hart counts: 5. Sven Pieterson throws Sean McKenzie back into the ring. Sean McKenzie throws Sven Pieterson out of the ring.] Chip: Now McKenzie takes a breather as Sven tries to recover. Fool: That chokeslam has been the turning point in the match thus far. [Jeff Hart counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Sven Pieterson reenters the ring. Sean McKenzie uses a diving elbow smash on Sven Pieterson. Sean McKenzie hits a Tombstone on Sven Pieterson.] Chip: Tombstone piledriver! Tombstone pildriver! Fool: Wait a minute! McKenzie's not going for the cover! Chip: He's picked him up again! [Sean McKenzie hits a Tombstone on Sven Pieterson. The chants for Sean McKenzie are deafening.] Chip: Second Tombstone by Seanny Mack! Fool: I think Sven just went down to 5'11". [Sean McKenzie is going for the pin. Jeff Hart counts: One, two, three. The crowd is giving Sean McKenzie a standing ovation.] Chip: That's it. Sean McKenzie retains the title! Fool: Crap. Oh, well. Two out of three ain't bad. ["Sons of Scotland" by James Horner plays.] RA: Here is your winner, in 9:39, and STILL SWF International Champion, Sean "The Duke" McKenzie. [Sean and Lady Jezebel celebrate in the ring.] Chip: Well, a good showing by Sven Pieterson, but the veteran manages to hold on. Fool: I see those two geeks heading this way. Chip: Fans, we'll see you Tuesday night on SWF Triumphant Tuesday. For "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen, I'm Chip Collins. We turn you over to Vance and Johnny for the big Tag Team Title Match. [Cut to a shot of Johnny and Vance at their desk.] VM: Thanks guys. What a night it has been so far. We've seen 2 title changes, Pagan declare war on Trinity and found out that Jagged Edge is the leader of the MIA. JV: How many people didn't see that last one coming? VM: Well this creates an interesting scenario for our next match as both teams are MIA. Let's go down to Rick Ascott. RA: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is for the SWF Tag Team Titles. ["California Love" by 2pac starts to play.] Introducing first, being led to the ring by their manager, Baby Girl. Excuse me, BBG, weighing in at a combined weight of 496 pounds, here are the Kold Blooded Killaz!! [The three emerge from the tent and make their way to the ring. The crowd boos loudly. They enter the ring as the music dies down and "Seek & Destroy" by Metallica starts to play.] RA: And their opponents, being led to the ring by Shae Smith, weighing in at a combined weight of 581 pounds, here are Endless Fury!! [The three emerge from the tent, and the crowd continues to boo.] VM: If KBK wins the belts, we might very well see the MIA fall apart as quick as it started. There's the bell. [El Cholo runs into the ropes. Fatal Fury goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but El Cholo blocks it. El Cholo goes for a kick to the head, but Fatal Fury counters it with a duck-down move. Fatal Fury goes for a backbreaker, but El Cholo counters it with a facerake. The crowd is cheering on El Cholo. El Cholo executes a flying bulldog on Fatal Fury.] JV: I don't know McMihn. All of these guys have known that this match was coming up. I'm sure they've taken care of all of the details no matter who wins. [The crowd is really behind El Cholo. El Cholo whips Fatal Fury into the ropes. El Cholo hits Fatal Fury with a clothesline. El Cholo tags out to Chico. Jagged Edge enters the ring and lays out El Cholo. Jagged Edge is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge whip Chico into the ropes. They hit Chico with a double kick to the midsection. Jagged Edge leaves the ring. Fatal Fury whips Chico into the turnbuckle. Fatal Fury takes Chico down with a belly-to-back suplex. Fatal Fury tags out to Jagged Edge.] JV: And even if KBK does win the belts, Edge should just be ahppy that he finally managed to get a successful defense. That's a rarity for him. [El Cholo enters the ring and throws Fatal Fury out of the ring. Chico and El Cholo whip Jagged Edge into the ropes. They attempt to hit Jagged Edge with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury hit Chico with a double belly-to-back suplex. El Cholo leaves the ring. Jagged Edge runs into the ropes. Jagged Edge hits Chico with a kick. Jagged Edge takes Chico down with a piledriver. Jagged Edge is going for the pin. Matt Compton counts: One, kickout.] VM: And the 4 time champ is wailing away on Chico. JV: You know, I think we put too much on the emphasis on the fact that he was a 4 time champ. He did after all lose the belts 3 times so far. And who knows, maybe a fourth tonight. [Jagged Edge places Chico on the turnbuckle. Jagged Edge takes Chico down with a top-rope DDT. Matt Compton counts: One, two, El Cholo makes the save. The crowd is behind Jagged Edge all the way. Jagged Edge runs into the ropes. Baby Girl trips Jagged Edge. Matt Compton warns Baby Girl.] VM: Matt Compton is telling BBG not to interfere. JV: What kinda name is BBG? Sounds like she's some company like IBM, or BMG. [Matt Compton is back on the job. Jagged Edge punches Chico. Jagged Edge punches Chico. Jagged Edge has the crowd going wild. Jagged Edge hits Chico. The crowd is going crazy. Chico kicks Jagged Edge. Chico is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Jagged Edge punches Chico. There are lots of chants for Jagged Edge. Jagged Edge kicks Chico.] VM: Jagged Edge showing that he has some street fighting skills. JV: But no leadership skills. Otherwise, he would've had the KBK take a dive. [The crowd is cheering on Jagged Edge. Chico hits Jagged Edge. Chico is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Jagged Edge hits Chico. Jagged Edge punches Chico. Jagged Edge whips Chico into the ropes. Chico hits Jagged Edge with an elbow. Chico uses an inverted atomic drop on Jagged Edge. Chico takes Jagged Edge down with a clothesline.] VM: Chico is fighting back and now he's making the tag. [Chico tags out to El Cholo. Jagged Edge hits a power bomb on El Cholo. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout. Jagged Edge takes El Cholo down with a brain buster. The crowd is going crazy. Jagged Edge whips El Cholo into the turnbuckle. Jagged Edge executes a power bomb on El Cholo. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is behind Jagged Edge all the way. Jagged Edge hits a belly-to-back suplex on El Cholo. The crowd is behind Jagged Edge all the way.] VM: Jagged Edge is just dominating this match. [Jagged Edge flexes to the crowd. The chants for Jagged Edge are deafening. Fatal Fury enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury whip El Cholo into the ropes. Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury hit El Cholo with a double Gorilla Press. Fatal Fury leaves the ring.] JV: I'm impressed by the teamwork there. These two haven't been seeing too much tag action lately so I thoguht they'd be rusty in that aspect. [Jagged Edge runs into the ropes. El Cholo goes for a leg lariat, but Jagged Edge counters it with a duck-down move. Jagged Edge hits a spinning power bomb on El Cholo. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is giving Jagged Edge a standing ovation. Jagged Edge takes El Cholo down with a spinning DDT. The crowd is giving Jagged Edge a standing ovation. Jagged Edge tags out to Fatal Fury.] VM: And in comes Fatal Fury. Fury of course is considered one of the best wrestlers to have never won a singles title. JV: Anyone that kicks David Storm out of the league can't be that bad. [Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge whip El Cholo into the ropes. They hit El Cholo with a double backdrop. Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge whip El Cholo into the ropes. They hit El Cholo with a double backdrop. Jagged Edge leaves the ring. Fatal Fury nails El Cholo with a powerslam. Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up. The crowd is really behind Fatal Fury. Fatal Fury tags out to Jagged Edge.] VM: And in comes the 4 time champ. JV: I think Fury should've stayed in there longer. Edge needs more time to rest up. [Fatal Fury nails El Cholo with a belly-to-back suplex. The crowd is really behind Fatal Fury. Jagged Edge goes for a spinning DDT, but El Cholo counters it with a backdrop. Fatal Fury leaves the ring. El Cholo goes for an abdominal stretch, but Jagged Edge reverses it. El Cholo is struggling to reach the ropes.] JV: See? Edge is having trouble right from the beginning. [El Cholo reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Jagged Edge hits a belly-to-back suplex on El Cholo. El Cholo begs off. Jagged Edge throws El Cholo out of the ring. Jagged Edge goes through the ropes. Fatal Fury comes over to make it two-on-one. Chico comes over and lays out Fatal Fury.] VM: All four men fighting in the sand. JV: Now if we can only get the 2 chicks to go at it. [Chico hits Jagged Edge with a flying clothesline. El Cholo uses a dragon suplex on Jagged Edge. El Cholo executes a savate kick on Jagged Edge. El Cholo goes for the Run For The Border, but Jagged Edge counters it with a kick to the head. Jagged Edge executes a backspin DDT on El Cholo. Matt Compton counts: 1. Jagged Edge uses a Northern Lights suplex on El Cholo. Matt Compton counts: 2. Matt Compton counts: 3. Jagged Edge reenters the ring. El Cholo follows him back in.] VM: And after a short melee, they re-enter the ring. [Jagged Edge flexes to the crowd. The crowd is giving Jagged Edge a standing ovation. Jagged Edge tags out to Fatal Fury. Chico enters the ring, but gets cut off. Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge whip El Cholo into the ropes. They hit El Cholo with a double clothesline. Fatal Fury and Jagged Edge whip El Cholo into the ropes. They hit El Cholo with a double clothesline.] VM: Cholo gets nailed with a couple of clotheslines. JV: KBK should have the advantage when it comes to double teaming, but so far it's been Endless Fury with the advantage. [Jagged Edge leaves the ring. Fatal Fury goes for a DDT, but El Cholo counters it with a backdrop. El Cholo runs into the ropes. El Cholo hits Fatal Fury with an elbow. El Cholo takes Fatal Fury down with a dropkick to the knee. El Cholo uses a moonsault bodyblock on Fatal Fury. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is going crazy. El Cholo tags out to Chico.] VM: And now Cholo tags out to Chico. JV: Although neither man is yet to have any success. [El Cholo executes a savate kick on Fatal Fury. Chico gets a sleeperhold on Fatal Fury. Fatal Fury reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. El Cholo leaves the ring.] JV: I like how Compton lets Cholo stay in the ring well past the 5 count there. [Chico goes for a spinebuster slam, but Fatal Fury counters it with a kick to the head. Fatal Fury tags out to Jagged Edge. Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury whip Chico into the ropes. They hit Chico with a double backdrop. Fatal Fury leaves the ring.] VM: Endless Fury has been doing a lot of quick tags. JV: One thing we haven't touched on is Edge's earlier match. Obviously wrestling twice in one night is going to take it's toll on him. [Jagged Edge executes a power bomb on Chico. Matt Compton counts: One, two, in the ropes... Jagged Edge executes a spinning power bomb on Chico. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jagged Edge. Jagged Edge uses a double underhook piledriver on Chico. The crowd erupts. Jagged Edge hits an inverted power bomb on Chico. The crowd erupts. Jagged Edge whips Chico into the ropes. Jagged Edge puts Chico in a bearhug.] VM: Well both Edge and Fury had singles matches before their tag title match at Birthday Blast. And both men have proven endurance. Especially Fatal Fury. [Chico is struggling to reach the ropes. Chico is valiantly trying to break the hold. Chico reaches the ropes after being trapped for 23 seconds. Jagged Edge goes for a spinning power bomb, but Chico counters it with a bulldog headlock. Chico is going for the pin. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout. Jagged Edge nails Chico with the Doctor Bomb. Matt Compton counts: One, kickout. Baby Girl tries to interfere, but Shae Smith prevents her from doing so.] JV: Yes! Cat fight! VM: I think they actually have to exchange blows instead of words for it to be a cat fight. [Jagged Edge goes for a front slam, but Chico counters it with a cross-body block. Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up. Chico nails Jagged Edge with a fallaway slam. Jagged Edge whips Chico into the ropes. Chico hits Jagged Edge with a kick. Chico uses an elbowsmash on Jagged Edge. Chico hits Jagged Edge with a flying clothesline. The crowd is behind Chico all the way. Chico is going for the pin. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.] VM: Near pinfall there. The KBK were one count away from winning the tag belts. JV: And if the KBK thought they were marked men for their senseless attacks before, just imagine all the people going after them if they're the champs. [Chico executes a flying somersault headbutt on Jagged Edge. The crowd is giving Chico a standing ovation. Chico goes for a German suplex, but Jagged Edge blocks it. Jagged Edge goes for a roundhouse right, but Chico blocks it. Chico hits Jagged Edge. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Chico hits Jagged Edge. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Chico. Chico kicks Jagged Edge. The crowd is behind Chico all the way.] VM: We have now passed the 10 minute mark. [Chico hits a fallaway slam on Jagged Edge. Chico throws Jagged Edge out of the ring. Matt Compton counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Jagged Edge reenters the ring. Chico goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Jagged Edge counters it with a side suplex. Jagged Edge is going for the pin. Matt Compton counts: One, two, El Cholo makes the save.] VM: Cholo comes in to make the save. Things aren't looking too good for the KBK as they do not have the high endurance of Endless Fury that we mentioned earlier. [Jagged Edge whips Chico into the turnbuckle. Jagged Edge charges in with a jumping side kick, but Chico moves out of the way. Chico nails Jagged Edge with a springboard dropkick. Chico hits Jagged Edge with an inverted atomic drop. Chico hits Jagged Edge with a clothesline. Chico nails Jagged Edge with a flying senton. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.] VM: Chico with a sudden burst of energy. [Chico takes Jagged Edge down with an elbowsmash. Chico takes Jagged Edge down with a double underhook piledriver. Chico goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Jagged Edge counters it with a backdrop. Jagged Edge hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Chico. The chants for Jagged Edge are deafening. Jagged Edge uses a spinning DDT on Chico. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jagged Edge. Jagged Edge goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Chico counters it with a backdrop. Chico goes for a savate kick, but Jagged Edge counters it with a legsweep. Jagged Edge tags out to Fatal Fury.] VM: Jagged Edge takes the opportunity to tag out to Fatal Fury. JV: Good move. Edge has been in there for the majority of the match so far. And we're approaching the 15 minute mark. [Chico executes a snap suplex on Fatal Fury. Chico hits a Samoan Drop on Fatal Fury. The crowd is giving Chico a standing ovation. Chico whips Fatal Fury into the ropes. Fatal Fury misses with an elbow. Fatal Fury and Chico get hit with a double clothesline. Fatal Fury goes for a headbutt, but Chico blocks it. El Cholo enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jagged Edge enters the ring, but gets cut off. Chico and El Cholo hit Fatal Fury with a double savate kick. Chico and El Cholo whip Fatal Fury into the ropes. They hit Fatal Fury with a double elbowsmash.] JV: There's the great double teaming we were expecting from the KBK. [El Cholo leaves the ring. Chico hits Fatal Fury with an Asai moonsault. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Chico. Chico goes for a sleeperhold, but Fatal Fury blocks it. Fatal Fury whips Chico into the ropes. Fatal Fury hits Chico with an elbow. Fatal Fury runs into the ropes. Baby Girl trips Fatal Fury. Matt Compton warns Baby Girl.] JV: Oh no! It's......another warning! The horror! [Fatal Fury takes Chico down with a Gorilla Press. Fatal Fury hits Chico with a kneedrop. Fatal Fury whips Chico into the ropes, but Chico reverses it. Fatal Fury goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Chico counters it with a facerake. Chico runs into the ropes. Fatal Fury hits Chico with a shoulderblock. Jagged Edge enters the ring to make it two-on-one. El Cholo enters the ring and lays out Jagged Edge. Chico and El Cholo hit Fatal Fury with a double clothesline.] VM: More great team work by the KBK as they prevent Endless Fury's double teaming and do some of their own. [El Cholo leaves the ring. Chico executes a jack-knife power bomb on Fatal Fury. There is no referee to count.] VM: Matt Compton is still arguing with BBG. JV: I think he's trying to ask her out on a date. [Chico throws Fatal Fury out of the ring. Chico jumps onto him with a plancha. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Chico. Chico nails Fatal Fury with the Running Forearm Smash. Chico reenters the ring. Fatal Fury follows him back in. Matt Compton is back on the job.] VM: Great work by Chico on the outside. JV: And of course Compton missed the whole thing. You know, I'm starting a petition to ban Matt Compton from officiating title matches. [Chico uses a spinebuster slam on Fatal Fury. The crowd is giving Chico a standing ovation. Chico executes the Frejoles Bomb on Fatal Fury. The crowd erupts. Chico goes for the pin. Matt Compton counts: One, two, Jagged Edge makes the save. Fatal Fury tags out to Jagged Edge.] VM: Edge had to save his partner after that inverted powerbomb finisher. And Fury manages to tag out. [Jagged Edge and Fatal Fury hit Chico with a double belly-to-back suplex. Fatal Fury leaves the ring. Jagged Edge goes for a punch, but Chico blocks it. Chico takes Jagged Edge down with a jack-knife power bomb. Matt Compton counts: One, two, in the ropes... Chico nails Jagged Edge with spinning headscissors. Chico nails Jagged Edge with a fallaway slam. Chico runs into the ropes.] VM: CHico has just been on fire! JV: He'll blow it by tagging out or something stupid like that. [Jagged Edge misses with a shoulderblock. Chico hits Jagged Edge with an elbow. Chico tags out to El Cholo.] JV: Told ya. [El Cholo whips Jagged Edge into the ropes. Jagged Edge misses with a clothesline. Jagged Edge misses with a kick. Jagged Edge hits El Cholo with a clothesline. El Cholo falls out of the ring. Jagged Edge goes through the ropes. Jagged Edge flexes to the crowd. The chants for Jagged Edge are deafening. Jagged Edge knocks El Cholo into the ringpost. Matt Compton counts: 1.] VM: And Cholo just immediatly gets pummeled by Jagged Edge. [Jagged Edge reenters the ring. El Cholo follows him back in. El Cholo begs off. Jagged Edge goes for a front slam, but El Cholo counters it with a cross-body block. Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... kickout.] VM: A split second away from having new champions there. [El Cholo hits a flying spinning leg lariat on Jagged Edge. El Cholo has the crowd going wild. El Cholo takes Jagged Edge down with a spin kick. The chants for El Cholo are deafening. El Cholo goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Jagged Edge counters it with a side step. El Cholo nails him with a low blow. He goes for the pin. Matt Compton counts: One, two, Fatal Fury makes the save.] JV: Cholo's fighting dirty now. And I like that. [El Cholo executes a piledriver on Jagged Edge. El Cholo hits a gutwrench suplex on Jagged Edge. Matt Compton counts: One, two, in the ropes... El Cholo whips Jagged Edge into the turnbuckle. El Cholo charges in with a spinning leg lariat. Jagged Edge places El Cholo on the turnbuckle. Jagged Edge goes for a top-rope DDT, but El Cholo blocks it. El Cholo throws Jagged Edge off the turnbuckle.] VM: Edge needs to tag out. He hasn't been doing to well since that low blow. [El Cholo hits a DDT on Jagged Edge. El Cholo whips Jagged Edge into the ropes. Jagged Edge hits El Cholo with a belly-to-belly suplex. Jagged Edge goes for a DDT, but El Cholo blocks it. El Cholo goes for a dragon suplex, but Jagged Edge blocks it. Jagged Edge goes for a front slam, but El Cholo counters it with a roundhouse right. In turn, Jagged Edge counters it with an armbreaker.] VM: Vicious move by Edge. [Jagged Edge goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but El Cholo counters it with an elbowsmash. El Cholo whips Jagged Edge into the ropes. El Cholo hits Jagged Edge with a clothesline. El Cholo takes Jagged Edge down with a savate kick. El Cholo tags Chico. El Cholo enters the ring. Chico lifts Jagged Edge up.] JV: Time for a trip to the Westside! [El Cholo nails Jagged Edge with the Westside Connection and goes for the pin. The crowd is giving El Cholo a standing ovation. Matt Compton counts: One, two, three. The crowd is giving El Cholo a standing ovation.] VM: We have new tag team champions!! The Kold Blooded Killaz have won the tag belts!! RA: The winners are Kold Blooded Killaz!! In a time of 21:18! VM: Well congratulations to the Kold Blooded Killaz on winning the titles. Now we still have two big matches to go. The World Title match and what is sometimes considered the only other title that is more coveted than the World Title, the Toughman title. Let's go to Rick Ascott for the next match. RA: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is for the SWF Toughman title. The stipulations for this match has been decided as a Falls Count Anywhere match. ["Space Truckin'" by Deep Purple starts to play.] Introducing first, from parts unknown, weighing in at a monstrous 420 pounds, here is Mr. Meteorite #69!! [Meteorite comes out of the tent and waddles down the aisle. Several fans start barking.] VM: Meteorite has really let himself go since joining Pagan's flock. JV: Like he was ever in good shape to begin with. [Mr. Meteorite #69 enters the ring as the music fades out and "Enter Sandman" by Metallica starts to play.] And his opponent, from the United States, weighing in at 320 pounds, here is the SWF Toughman Champion, Sandman!! [Sandman emerges from the tent carrying his title belt over his shoulder. The crowd boos loudly.] VM: Very big match for the only two time Toughman champ. Lookout! [Mr. Meteorite #69 nails Sandman with a flying forearm. Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout. Mr. Meteorite #69 complains about a slow count. The crowd is responding to Mr. Meteorite #69.] VM: Metoerite nailed Sandman with that forearm as soon as he netered the ring. JV: I'm surprised that Meteorite was able to even get off the ground with all that weight he put on. [Mr. Meteorite #69 goes for a Big Leg Drop, but Sandman counters it with a roll away. Sandman gets a figure-four leglock on Mr. Meteorite #69. Mr. Meteorite #69's shoulders are on the mat. Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mr. Meteorite #69 is valiantly trying to break the hold. Mr. Meteorite #69 reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.] VM: Sandman is at a bit of a disadvantage as his opponet outweighs him by 100 pounds. JV: I think that works to his advantage. Moon Dog is not as Agile as he used to be. Not that he really was before. [Sandman goes for a flying clothesline, but Mr. Meteorite #69 counters it with a duck-down move. Mr. Meteorite #69 catches Sandman in a sleeperhold. Sandman is struggling to reach the ropes. Sandman is inching his way towards the ropes.] VM: metoerite trying to add some insul to injury as he uses a sleeperhold on the master of the Sleeperhold. [Sandman tries to escape the hold. Sandman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 27 seconds. Sandman goes for a facerake, but Mr. Meteorite #69 blocks it. Mr. Meteorite #69 whips Sandman into the ropes. Mr. Meteorite #69 misses with a kick. Sandman hits Mr. Meteorite #69 with a clothesline. Sandman goes for a sleeperhold, but Mr. Meteorite #69 counters it with a jawbreaker.] JV: I give Meteorite some credit. He's really been studying that sleeperhold. Both how to apply it and break it. [Mr. Meteorite #69 is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Mr. Meteorite #69 places Sandman on the turnbuckle. Mr. Meteorite #69 uses a superplex on Sandman. The crowd is cheering on Mr. Meteorite #69. Mr. Meteorite #69 goes for a sleeperhold, but Sandman counters it with a jawbreaker.] VM: But Sandman is equally versed in those subjects. [Sandman takes Mr. Meteorite #69 down with a neck snap. Sandman goes for a facerake, but Mr. Meteorite #69 blocks it. Mr. Meteorite #69 executes a flying forearm on Sandman. Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up. The crowd is really behind Mr. Meteorite #69. Mr. Meteorite #69 takes Sandman down with a swinging punch. Mr. Meteorite #69 hits a swinging punch on Sandman. Mr. Meteorite #69 uses a flying forearm on Sandman. Chad Bray counts: One, shoulder up.] VM: Meteorite looking very impressive against the defending champ. JV: This would be a huge boost for the flock which already has the American belt. [There are lots of chants for Mr. Meteorite #69. Mr. Meteorite #69 goes for a swinging punch, but Sandman blocks it. Sandman executes an enzuigiri on Mr. Meteorite #69. The crowd is cheering on Sandman. Sandman uses a jumping DDT on Mr. Meteorite #69. There are lots of chants for Sandman. Mr. Meteorite #69 executes a powerslam on Sandman. Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up. The crowd is going crazy. Mr. Meteorite #69 goes for a facebite, but Sandman counters it with a kneelift.] VM: Metoerite appears to be getting a bit winded. JV: Well he's been going at this for 3 minutes now. And he's packed on an addition 50 pounds of fat to his already obese body. [Sandman hits a thrust kick to the head on Mr. Meteorite #69. Sandman whips Mr. Meteorite #69 into the ropes, but Mr. Meteorite #69 reverses it. Sandman goes for a Frankensteiner, but Mr. Meteorite #69 counters it with a tiger driver. Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is behind Mr. Meteorite #69 all the way. Sandman hits a powerslam on Mr. Meteorite #69. Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up. The chants for Sandman are deafening.] VM: Sandman trying to take advantage of Meteorite's exhaustion. [Sandman whips Mr. Meteorite #69 into the ropes. Mr. Meteorite #69 hits Sandman with an elbow. Mr. Meteorite #69 goes for a snap mare, but Sandman blocks it. Sandman executes a football tackle on Mr. Meteorite #69. Sandman throws Mr. Meteorite #69 out of the ring. Sandman goes through the ropes.] JV: All right! we're going outside! Where's this match going to end up? [Sandman executes a Frankensteiner on Mr. Meteorite #69. Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is behind Sandman all the way. They're brawling inside the ring area. Sandman throws Mr. Meteorite #69 over the guardrail. Sandman grabs a pail. Sandman takes a swing at Mr. Meteorite #69 with the pail, but he gets out of the way. Mr. Meteorite #69 snatches the pail from him. Mr. Meteorite #69 hits him with the pail.] VM: Metoerite making good use of that sand pail that some kid left behind. [Mr. Meteorite #69 locks Sandman in the STF. Sandman is valiantly trying to break the hold.] VM: STF in the sand! JV: This is what Metoerite needs to do. He doesn't have the endurance to keep up with Sandman, so he's gotta rely on these suhmission holds so he can rest up. [Sandman tries to fight the pain. Mr. Meteorite #69 lets go after 44 seconds. They're brawling behind the guardrail. They're brawling down the aisle. Sandman uses a football tackle on Mr. Meteorite #69. Sandman hits him with the pail. Sandman has the crowd going wild. They're brawling in mid-beach.] JV: Now alot of these moves don't have as much impact since they are happening on the sand. [Sandman hits a choke slam on Mr. Meteorite #69. The chants for Sandman are deafening. Sandman takes Mr. Meteorite #69 down with a powerslam. Chad Bray counts: One, two, shoulder up. They're brawling in mid-beach. They're brawling towards the ocean.] JV: Yes! Someone's going to ge wet! [Mr. Meteorite #69 grabs a surfboard. Mr. Meteorite #69 hits him with the surfboard. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mr. Meteorite #69 hits him with a surfboard. Mr. Meteorite #69 hits him with the surfboard. Mr. Meteorite #69 hits him with a surfboard. Sandman is busted wide open.] VM: Metoerite is just all over Sandman with that surfboard. JV: Another good move. Use weapons so you don't have to use as much energy. [Mr. Meteorite #69 goes for the D-Dog-T, but Sandman counters it with a Hotshot. The crowd is going into a frenzy. They're brawling in the ocean. They're brawling down the aisle. Sandman locks Mr. Meteorite #69 in the STF. Mr. Meteorite #69 breaks the hold after 5 seconds.] VM: Both men having to deal with the waves as Metoerite tries to apply an STF. [They're brawling up the aisle. Mr. Meteorite #69 nails Sandman with a snap mare. The crowd erupts. Mr. Meteorite #69 grabs a piece of driftwood. Mr. Meteorite #69 hits him with the piece of driftwood. The crowd erupts. Mr. Meteorite #69 chokes him with a piece of driftwood.] VM: Metoerite is just using everything to his advantage. They're brawling up the beach. [Mr. Meteorite #69 hits a roundhouse right on Sandman. Mr. Meteorite #69 chokes him with a piece of driftwood. Mr. Meteorite #69 is handed the beach umbrella. Mr. Meteorite #69 hits him with the beach umbrella. Mr. Meteorite #69 is going for the pin. Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... kickout.] VM: We were just an inch away from crowning another champion. They're brawling behind the bleachers. Mr. Meteorite #69 hits him with the beach umbrella. Mr. Meteorite #69 goes for a clawhold, but Sandman blocks it. Sandman hits Mr. Meteorite #69 with an elbowsmash. Sandman is going for the pin. Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.] VM: Fatigue is beginng to set in on Mr. Meteorite. And I have to agree with you Johnny. I think it's because of the extra weight he has put on. [Sandman hits a flying clothesline on Mr. Meteorite #69. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sandman. Sandman throws sand in Mr. Meteorites #69's face. The crowd is going into a frenzy. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mr. Meteorite #69 knocks Sandman into the ringpost. The crowd erupts.] VM: They've managed to make thier way back here to the ring area. [Mr. Meteorite #69 grabs the beer vendor. Mr. Meteorite #69 hits him with the beer vendor. Mr. Meteorite #69 whips Sandman into the guardrail. Mr. Meteorite #69 sets up Sandman on the table. Mr. Meteorite #69 tries to drive Sandman through the table with a flying headbutt, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break.] JV: Now that's a quality table! 420 pounds come crashing down and it doesn't break. [The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sandman. Sandman whips Mr. Meteorite #69 into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Sandman throws Mr. Meteorite #69 over the guardrail. Sandman whips Mr. Meteorite #69 into the guardrail. They're brawling down the aisle. Sandman hits Mr. Meteorite #69 with a reverse neckbreaker.] VM: And Sandman is just all over the exhausted Mr. Meteorite #69. [The crowd erupts. They're brawling towards the road. They're brawling along the road. Sandman hits Mr. Meteorite #69 with a kick to the midsection. Sandman throws sand at Mr. Meteorite #69's face.] VM: And again Meteorite is blinded by the sand. [The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sandman. They're brawling into a Brew-Thru. Sandman uses an elbowsmash on Mr. Meteorite #69. They're brawling in the Brew-Thru.] JV: I hope they pick me up a beer. [Sandman goes for a football tackle, but Mr. Meteorite #69 counters it with a DDT. In turn, Sandman counters it with a backdrop. Sandman throws Mr. Meteorite #69 back on to the beach. The crowd is giving Sandman a standing ovation. Sandman climbs the sand dune. Sandman uses a kick to the midsection on Mr. Meteorite #69.] JV: Any chance of them making it to Kitty Hawk? [Sandman goes for a powerslam, but Mr. Meteorite #69 counters it with a lariat. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mr. Meteorite #69 is handed a piece of driftwood. Mr. Meteorite #69 hits him with the piece of driftwood. Mr. Meteorite #69 chokes him with a piece of driftwood. They're brawling on the sand dune. The crowd is giving Mr. Meteorite #69 a standing ovation. Mr. Meteorite #69 hits him with the piece of driftwood.] JV: Sandman hasn't used that many weapons. And he's the champ too. [They're brawling down the sand dune. Mr. Meteorite #69 locks Sandman in a cobra clutch. Sandman summons one last burst of energy. Chad Bray asks Sandman if he's had enough. Sandman shakes his head.] VM: Sandman struggling to get out of the cobra clutch. And Mr. Meteorite is able to rest up a bit. [Sandman breaks the hold after 16 seconds. Sandman is handed a surfboard. Sandman hits him with the surfboard. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sandman. Sandman hits him with a surfboard. The surfboard is broken in half.] JV: Somewhere there is a really pissed off surfer. [The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Meteorite #69. They're brawling behind the bleachers. Mr. Meteorite #69 executes a flying forearm on Sandman. Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... kickout.] VM: Another near fall. [The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Meteorite #69. They're brawling behind the bleachers. Mr. Meteorite #69 hits Sandman with a thrust kick to the head. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Meteorite #69. Mr. Meteorite #69 catches Sandman in a bearhug. Sandman is valiantly trying to break the hold.] VM: Huge bearhug by Meteorite. JV: I don't know if he has the stregnth to hold onto it tho. He's been wrestling out here in the sun for over 15 minutes now. I'm surprised he hasn't keeled over yet. [Sandman tries to escape the hold. Sandman breaks the hold after 42 seconds. Sandman knocks Mr. Meteorite #69 into the bleachers. They're brawling up the aisle. Sandman hits Mr. Meteorite #69 with a facerake. Sandman grabs an inner tube. Sandman takes a swing at Mr. Meteorite #69 with the inner tube, but he gets out of the way. Mr. Meteorite #69 snatches the inner tube from him. Mr. Meteorite #69 hits him with the inner tube. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Meteorite #69.] JV: That's probably not a very effective weapon. [They're brawling in mid-arena. Sandman flings Mr. Meteorite #69 over a row of chairs. The chants for Sandman are deafening. They're brawling down the aisle.] VM: They're again making their way back to the ring. [Mr. Meteorite #69 goes for the D-Dog-T but collapses.] VM: Metoerite just collapsed! JV: I think he passed out from the heat!! [Sandman goes for the pin. Chad Bray counts: One, two, three. The crowd is giving Sandman a standing ovation.] VM: And Sanmdan retains the Toughman belt. But our attention is focused on Mr. Metoerite who is being attended to by the paramedics. We only hope that he is ok. RA: The winner is Sandman!! In a time of 17:49! JV: I think his weigh combined with the strenuous activity and the hot sun was just too much for him. VM: The paramedics are now loading Meteorite into the ambulance where he will be taken to a nearby hospital. Hopefully we will be able to tell you in the next day or two what his condition is. We do hope that he will be all right. In the meantime, the show must go on. We have one final match. That of course being the World Championship match. Let's go to Rick Ascott. RA: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our main event. The following match is for the SWF World Championship. ["99 Bottles Of Beer" starts to play.] Introducing first, being led to the ring by his manager, Paul Von Braun, from Sudbury, Canada, weighing in at 335 pounds, he is considered the greatest SWF World Champion in the SWF, Doug Bacon!! [Doug and Paul emerge from the tent. Doug is carryin a cooler full of beer down to the ring with him. The crowd is cheering him on.] JV: I see he made a stop at the Brew-Thru. [Doug enters the ring as the music fades out and "Money" by Pink Floyd starts to play.] RA: And his opponent, being led to the ring by his bodyguard Mr. Jones, from New York City, New York, weighing in at 240 pounds, here is the reigning SWF World Champion, Mr. Shhh!! [Mr. Shhh and Mr. Jones emerge from the tent and make their way down to the ring. The crowd is booing loudly.] VM: Mr. Shhh is facing his toughest opponent yet. Doug held the World Belt for almost half of the leagues existence. [Mr. Shhh hits a thrust kick to the head on Doug Bacon. Mr. Shhh is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Mr. Shhh is going for the pin. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.] VM: And Mr. Shhh isn't wasting anytime against the former World Champ. JV: Well he can't afford to. Give Doug an opening and he'll take it. [Mr. Shhh goes for a flying elbowdrop, but Doug Bacon counters it with a roll away. Doug Bacon puts Mr. Shhh in a clawhold. Mr. Shhh is struggling to reach the ropes. Mr. Shhh reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Doug Bacon goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Mr. Shhh blocks it. Mr. Shhh hits Doug Bacon with a punch. Mr. Shhh uses a faceslam on Doug Bacon.] VM: And Mr. Shhh is greatly outsized in this match too. [Mr. Shhh uses a low blow on Doug Bacon. Mr. Shhh goes for a Tombstone, but Doug Bacon blocks it. Doug Bacon hits Mr. Shhh. Doug Bacon chops Mr. Shhh. Doug Bacon goes for a brain buster, but Mr. Shhh blocks it. Mr. Shhh executes a dropkick to the knee on Doug Bacon. Mr. Shhh hits a belly-to-back suplex on Doug Bacon.] JV: Well we saw earlier in the TV title match that it is possible for the smaller man to win. [The crowd is responding to Mr. Shhh. Mr. Shhh catches Doug Bacon in an armlock hammerlock submission. Doug Bacon is valiantly trying to break the hold. Doug Bacon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Mr. Shhh executes a low blow on Doug Bacon. Mr. Shhh hits a Tombstone on Doug Bacon. Mr. Shhh is going for the pin. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, kickout.] VM: And Mr. Shhh just tombstoned the big man. [Mr. Shhh whips Doug Bacon into the turnbuckle. Mr. Shhh runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Doug Bacon moves out of the way. The crowd is responding to Doug Bacon. Doug Bacon whips Mr. Shhh into the turnbuckle, but Mr. Shhh reverses it. Doug Bacon comes back and rocks Mr. Shhh with a kick to the midsection. Doug Bacon goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Mr. Shhh blocks it. Mr. Shhh hits Doug Bacon. The crowd is responding to Mr. Shhh. Doug Bacon kicks Mr. Shhh. Doug Bacon is getting a good reaction from the crowd.] VM: And both of these men are battling back and forth. This is probably the biggest World Title match we have ever had. [Doug Bacon hits Mr. Shhh. There are lots of chants for Doug Bacon. Doug Bacon kicks Mr. Shhh. Doug Bacon has the crowd going wild. Mr. Shhh punches Doug Bacon. Mr. Shhh chops Doug Bacon. Mr. Shhh is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Mr. Shhh goes for a sleeperhold, but Doug Bacon blocks it. Doug Bacon nails Mr. Shhh with an elbowsmash.] JV: They haven't been doing too many high impact moves so far. [Doug Bacon hits a Russian legsweep on Mr. Shhh. Doug Bacon puts Mr. Shhh in a sleeperhold. Mr. Shhh reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Doug Bacon whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes. Mr. Shhh hits Doug Bacon with an elbow. Mr. Shhh hits Doug Bacon with a backbreaker. Mr. Shhh goes for a kick to the head, but Doug Bacon blocks it. Doug Bacon places Mr. Shhh on the turnbuckle. Doug Bacon hits a belly-to-belly superplex on Mr. Shhh.] VM: Huge superplex! JV: He should've gone for the Fried Bacon. [The crowd is behind Doug Bacon all the way. Doug Bacon uses an elbowsmash on Mr. Shhh. Doug Bacon takes Mr. Shhh down with a Russian legsweep. Doug Bacon is going for the pin. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sandman comes down to the ring. Doug Bacon throws Mr. Shhh out of the ring. Doug Bacon goes through the ropes.] VM: Wait a minute? What's Sandman doing here? JV: Maybe he's going to shed some light on what happened to 69. [Mr. Jones comes from behind, but Doug Bacon nails Mr. Jones. Mr. Shhh goes for a German suplex, but Doug Bacon counters it with an elbowsmash. Ryan Wilson counts: 1. Doug Bacon takes Mr. Shhh down with an elbowsmash. Mr. Shhh is busted wide open. Mr. Jones comes from behind, but Doug Bacon nails Mr. Jones. Pagan and David Storm come down to ringside.] VM: And now Pagan and his lackey, David Storm come to the ring area. JV: Get the feeling that something big is about to go down? [Mr. Shhh goes for a kick to the head, but Doug Bacon blocks it. Ryan Wilson counts: 2. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mr. Jones comes from behind and distracts Doug Bacon. Mr. Shhh nails Doug Bacon with a belly-to-back suplex. Ryan Wilson counts: 3. Doug Bacon uses a reverse neckbreaker on Mr. Shhh. Doug Bacon throws Mr. Shhh back into the ring. Doug Bacon goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Mr. Shhh counters it with a duck-down move. Mr. Smith comes down to the ring.] VM: They're risking disqualification as President Frenck has said that only one manger per wrestler is allowed at ringside. And we now have 4 extra guys in the ring area. [Mr. Shhh goes for a punch, but Doug Bacon blocks it. Doug Bacon whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes. Doug Bacon hits a flying forearm on Mr. Shhh. Ryan Wilson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Doug Bacon has the crowd going wild. Doug Bacon catches Mr. Shhh in a chinlock deathlock submission. Mr. Shhh reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.] JV: The questions really is who is with who? We've seen Pagan and Shhh go at it. And we've seen Sandman show his allegiance to Pagan. And we don't know if Shhh and Bacon are going to stay together after this match. We may very well have an all out brawl. [Doug Bacon uses a reverse neckbreaker on Mr. Shhh. Doug Bacon goes for a power bomb, but Mr. Shhh blocks it. Mr. Shhh uses a punch on Doug Bacon. Mr. Shhh nails Doug Bacon with a kick to the head. Mr. Shhh gives the sign for the Peacemaker. Mr. Shhh sets up for the Peacemaker.] VM: Here comes Shhh's finisher! [Suddenly, Gods Tears comes flying out of the crowd with a chair in his hand. He enters the ring and swings at Mr. Shhh. Mr. Shhh thinking quickly shoves referee Ryan Wilson. Gods Tears ends up nailing Ryan Wilson full force with the chair, knocking him unconcious. The bell instantly rings ending the match.] VM: GT just nailed the referee. And that's enough for Brian Frenck to end this match as he tells the time keeper to ring the bell. [Doug Bacon starts questioning Gods Tears about his actions. Mr. Shhh looks over his shoulder to see Pagan whispering something to Sandman. Mr. Shhh yells out to Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith as Sandman slides into the ring and looks directly into Shhh's eyes. Storm begins to scream at Sandman to attack Shhh.] VM: It looks like we are about to have that all out brawl you were talking about Johnny. JV: Meanwhile GT and Bacon are still discussing what happened and haven't seen Sandman enter the ring. [Mr. Smith picks up a chair from ringside and begins to walk towards Pagan. He smiles, shakes Pagan's hand, and tosses the chair to Sandman in the ring.] VM: Mr. Smith appears to be joining up with Pagan! He's leaving Mr. Shhh!! [Sandman points to Shhh and then to the chair. Within a split second, Sandman spins around and belts Doug Bacon directly in the back of the head, leaving a huge dent in the chair. Bacon falls back into the corner as Pagan climbs into the ring and looks over to Mr. Shhh. Gods Tears instantly attacks Sandman. Mr. Shhh and Pagan exchange smiles and charge after Bacon. Storm stops dead in his tracks, mouth wide open as if he had no idea that this would happen.] VM: I take that back! it looks like Mr. Shhh has also joined Pagan! JV: But GT appears to be staying by Bacon's side. [David Storm looks around him at the carnage taking place and quickly dives over the top rope and onto Paul Von Braun.] VM: And there's total pandemonium in the ring as GT and Sandman are going at it, Mr. Shhh and Pagan battle with Doug Bacon and David Sotrm goes after Paul Von Braun. [The Thugz charge the ring from the backstage area. Halfway down the aisle... Biggie Z, and Brian Christian jump over the guardrail and begin a brawl with the them.] VM: And the THugz tried to come down to help out GT and Bacon but are met by Biggie Z and Brian Christian. [Pagan picks the chair up from the mat and slams it down onto Doug Bacon's throat as if he is choking him.] VM: This is sickening! JV: I don't think so. This PPV needed a good attack. VM: We need to get some security down here. The match has already been thrown out. [Several security officers come running down to the ring and start pulling the wrestlers off of each other.] VM: Fans, we are out of satellite time. Be sure to watch Triumphant Tuesday. So long] [The screen fades out as wrestlers are still being pulled off of each other by the security guards.]