[The grassy battlefield of Naboo.  Battle tanks start to slowly emerge from beyond the crest of a hill.  A Palace can be seen from above. ]

Shoko: "I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war."

Future Technology slowly hover above the grass, preparing to attack an army.

Copycat: "A communications disruption can mean only one thing. Invasion."

[A TIE Fighter flies through space.  A Federation lander, preparing for invasion, landing in the forest. Other landers can be seen in the distance.  Pagan steps outside from the TIE Fighter previously seen, searching for wrestlers.]

Pagan:  "At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi." 

[Huge fleet of Federation landing ships and the mothership approaches the planet Naboo.  Cpl. Punishment, Monster Mark, Time Warp, and Mr. Roboto march in precise formation, guns ready to wipe out the army.]

Pagan: "At last we will have revenge."

[The t.W.o.  are seen standing in the main hangar bay of Naboo, suddenly turning towards the camera.]

Mr. Shhh: "Begin landing your troops."

[Cpl. Punishment flys past the Federation lander parked in the forest.  The landing ship has just opened and Budman, Tanner Boyle, and Black Fathom IV pour out.  Close- up of Sean McKenzie aboard Shoko’s ship, which is shaking violently.]

McKenzie: "We haven't much time."

[Shoko's ship flying from the planet Naboo while being shot at.]

Shoko: "The Federation has gone too far."

[Wide angle shot revealing literally thousands of Battle Droids resembling the Third World Order standing in formations in front of their transports, facing off against the army.  Enter Shoko's royal chamber. Several people are standing around, trying to convey the destruction to the absent Shoko. Copycat appears via hologram.]

Copycat:  "The death toll is catastrophic."

[Fatal Fury slowly turning towards the camera.]

Shoko: "Our people are dying, Senator, we must do something quickly."

Copycat: "You must contact me." 

[Communication is suddenly lost.]

McKenzie: "There's something else behind all this, Your Highness."

[Mick Watts and Artful Dodger are standing nearby as well as two handmaidens. Shoko looks from the window in her royal chamber on Naboo.] 

McKenzie: "They'll kill you if you stay."

[Sean McKenzie and Mick Watts get up from the table and switch their lightsabers on.  Mick Watts raises his hand and uses the Force causing Monster Mark, Time Warp, and Mr. Roboto to fly backwards.] 

McKenzie: "I can only protect you.  I can't fight a war for you."

[Shot of the steps of an enormous palace. Shoko and several other people are captured and being escorted down by Cpl. Punishment and Sandman.]

Fatal Fury to Shoko: "I think we're going to have to accept Federation control for the time being."

Biggie Z: "This is a battle I do not think that we can win."

Shoko: "I will sign no treaty, Senator."

[Large mounted guns fire from the mothership of the Trade Federation.  A Starfighter is hit by a blast from Mr. Roboto.  Shoko again looking from the royal chamber window, The Artful Dodger looks over her shoulder.].

Dodger: "You say people gonna die?"
                                                                             
[Future Technology fire at Mick Watts.  Sean McKenzie deflects their fire with his lightsaber back at them, destroying both.]

Watts: "Once those droids take control of the surface, they will take control of you."

[Shot of  Shoko speaking to the Senate.]

Shoko: "I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die..."

[Y2K, Chico, El Cholo, and The Mad Hatter can be seen deflecting laser fire with large see-through shields.  Fade to a shot of an enormous hall with many small hovering platforms, each of them containing ambassadors from a variety of planets. 

Shoko: "...while you discuss this invasion in a committee."

[The two Jedi, Sean McKenzie and Mick Watts, are slashing t.W.o. members  with their lightsabers.  McKenzie  and Watts use the lightsabers to deflect laser blasts, and Shoko is shooting from her blaster.  Shot of Kaneda being pulled up into a fighter ship and his head emerging from the top of it.]

Shoko: "Get to your ships!"

[Shot of Black Jack looking down at Kaneda.]

Black Jack: "They'll never get me onto one of those dreadful starships." 

[Mick Watts jumps up, and kicks down two t.W.o. Droids.  Switch to a shot of Gods Tears sitting next to Frankie Swinger.  Once again, GT is painted green and holding a six pack of Bud.]

GT: "Always two there are."

[Sean McKenzie and Mick Watts are seen standing on a balcony with a gorgeous sunset in the background.]

GT: "A master and an apprentice."

[Pagan stands menacingly in the desert, switching off his lightsaber.  Shoko's ship has escaped, for now.  Switch to a shot of a large festival and various pods speeding through the canyon.  Shot of Mick Watts and Pagan in a lightsaber duel.  Back to the festival where The Judge steps onto the balcony and is greeted with great cheers.  Jezebel embraces Equalizer and kisses him on the cheek before he leaves to meet the new World Champion.]

BIRTHDAY BLAST:  EPISODE TWO

Mr. Shhh: "Wipe them out. . ." 

[The closeup of a menacing Pagan holds the screen for a few seconds.]

Mr. Shhh: ". . .all of them."

[Switch to a shot of Mick Watts looking on.]

Watts: "No!!!" 

[One of the pod racers crashes in very nasty way. The explosion kicks up dirt and chunks of debris.  
The t.W.o., marching in formation and led by Sandman, are being blasted by energy.  Sean McKenzie decapitates an attacking Monster Mark with his lightsaber.  Equalizer is seen running through the curtains and towards the ring in Madison Square Garden.]

THE SAGA HAS BEGUN!

(Fade into the sold out Madison Square Garden. The Fans are on there feet cheering as the camera scans the audience. We see some fans holding up signs like “Submit to the Burt Side Black Fathom.” “Mr. Roboto = Ratings.” “We Want Bob Gorman!!” “GT-2X the Toughman. 3X the Drunk.” “Darthvader is my Father.”
“Yoda 3:16.” “Justice will be Served!!!” “Fire Hotshot Donovan.” “Bring me the head of Mick Watts.”
“Prepare to be Equalized.” “Bring on the Chan.” Scene shifts to Simon Phoenix and Night Shade Lane sitting at ringside.)

SP: Welcome everyone to Madison Square Garden for Birthday Blast 99. 

NS: This is going to go down as the greatest card in Wrestling history. We’ll see the finals of the World Title Tournament. But the winner will have the shortest title reign in history as he will be facing The Equalizer in the main event.

SP: We have a great Tag Team Title match, a T.V title match. And the first ever Intercontinental Title match. We will also witness a Cruiser Weight Battle Royal and a four way elimination match for the Toughman Title. 

NS: Well enough with the formalities. The officials have given us the go ahead. So lets get this show started. 

SP: First up “Irish Thunder” Mick Watts VS The Artful Dodger. 

NS: The first of the final tournament matches for the World title. Dodger has been a little down on his luck lately and a win here would get him back on his feet.

SP: Not necessarily Shade,  it may take more then a win to accomplish that tasks. I guess we will just
see in this upcoming match. And speaking of which Matt Compton is ready to begin so let's go ringside.

[House lights begin to flicker and the ring announcer mover to the center of the ring as "Anarchy in the U.K." by Sex Pistols begins to blare throughout the arena]

Ladies and Gentlemen….Fighting out of London, England...Weighing in at 178 pounds...
The Artful Dodger

[The Artful Dodger and Westminster walk out from the entrance. Laser lights are dance in all directions. Sparks emit from the floor lining the walk way. The crowd is going wild as The Artful Dodger makes his way to the ring throwing silver dollars into the crowd.]

NS: Would you look at them babes go wild. Dodger is the man of the 
Evening tonight

[As the Dodger enters the ring he gives his coat of many pockets and top hat to his manager. Soon his music fades into "Save Yourself" by Stabbing Westward.]

RA:  And his opponent... Hailing from Catonsville, Maryland... Weighing in at 255 pounds...

"IRISH THUNDER” MICK WATTS!!!

[Irish Thunder  steps onto the platform as what appears to be lightning created by strobe lights flash along
with a variety of green lights.  He walks slowly and deliberately to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd.]

SP: Would you look at the concentration on his face.

NS: With determination like that any thing can happen.

SP: And there goes the bell.

They lock up.
The Artful Dodger executes a headbutt on Mick Watts.
The Artful Dodger goes for a running powerslam, but Mick Watts blocks it.
Mick Watts rakes The Artful Dodger's face across the cage.
Mick Watts takes The Artful Dodger down with a roundhouse right.
Mick Watts whips The Artful Dodger into the barbed wire, but The Artful Dodger reverses it.
The Artful Dodger punches Mick Watts.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing The Artful Dodger.
Mick Watts kicks The Artful Dodger.
The crowd is starting to get behind Mick Watts.
Mick Watts chops The Artful Dodger.
Mick Watts executes a headbutt on The Artful Dodger.
Mick Watts goes for a hiptoss, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.
The Artful Dodger takes Mick Watts down with a lariat.
The Artful Dodger goes for the The Robbin' You Blind, but Mick Watts counters it with
flying headscissors.
Mick Watts nails The Artful Dodger with a headbutt.

SP: There goes Dodger with his finisher early in this match but Mick Watts looked as though he was expecting it and make a beautiful counter.

NS: Yep, nearly took Dodger's head clean off his shoulders with that move. And to add insult to injury gave him one hell of a headache.

Mick Watts takes The Artful Dodger down with a punch.
Mick Watts uses a punch on The Artful Dodger.
Mick Watts whips The Artful Dodger into the barbed wire, but The Artful Dodger reverses it.
The Artful Dodger goes for a cobra clutch, but Mick Watts counters it with
an armdrag takedown.
Mick Watts scrapes The Artful Dodger's face across the cage.
The Artful Dodger is busted wide open.

NS: I see Dodger is going to have to dress up like Frankenstein to hide
All of those stitches he is going to have to have.

SP: He seems to be loosing a lot of blood. Hope he has a way to get
A transfusion.

NS: Your really getting into this Birthday Blast night stuff aren't you?

SP: Well with the added feature of Moon Dog Gator here who wouldn't.

Mick Watts locks The Artful Dodger in a chokehold.
The Artful Dodger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mick Watts goes for a double underhook piledriver, but The Artful Dodger
counters it with a backdrop.
The Artful Dodger nails Mick Watts with a vertical suplex.
The Artful Dodger nails Mick Watts with a lariat.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger executes the The Robbin' You Blind on Mick Watts.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

SP: Dodger executes his finisher but Mick manages to kick out.

NS: Doesn't surprise me in the least. Watts has wanted this match for a long 
time and I don't think a power bomb will keep him down.

The Artful Dodger catches Mick Watts in a chokehold.

NS: Dodger has Watts in a choke hold and he is turning a "Greater
Shade of Pale."

Mick Watts is valiantly trying to break the hold.

SP: Hey that was pretty good Shade. Let's try another one. How
about "Am I Blue?"

NS: You've been in to Frenck's punch haven't you?

SP: I only had 18 little glasses full.

NS: 18! Jesus Phoenix are you OK.

SP: Except for seeing two of everything... just fine.

Mick Watts reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
The Artful Dodger yells at the crowd.
A few fans are booing The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger executes a running powerslam on Mick Watts.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
The Artful Dodger whips Mick Watts into the barbed wire.
The Artful Dodger whips Mick Watts into the barbed wire.
The Artful Dodger catches Mick Watts in a sleeperhold.
Mick Watts is struggling to reach the ropes.
Mick Watts is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mick Watts reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
The Artful Dodger hits a choke slam on Mick Watts.
The Artful Dodger goes for a choke slam, but Mick Watts counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
Mick Watts goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but The Artful Dodger counters it with a backward kick.  

SP: These two are really going at it. Mick doubled over Dodger with that kick
To the midsection...

NS: But Dodger came back and nails him with a backwards kick.

The Artful Dodger whips Mick Watts into the barbed wire.
The Artful Dodger whips Mick Watts into the turnbuckle.
The Artful Dodger runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Mick Watts
moves out of the way.
Mick Watts catches The Artful Dodger in a double chickenwing submission.
The Artful Dodger is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Artful Dodger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mick Watts executes a low blow on The Artful Dodger.
Mick Watts hits a headbutt on The Artful Dodger.
Mick Watts goes for a headbutt, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.

SP: I think Dodger is getting wise to that move by Mick.

NS: Once is usually all it takes.

The Artful Dodger uses an inverted power bomb on Mick Watts.
A few fans are booing The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger chops Mick Watts.
The Artful Dodger punches Mick Watts.
Quite a few boos are audible.
The Artful Dodger executes a vertical suplex on Mick Watts.
The Artful Dodger goes for a sleeperhold, but Mick Watts blocks it.
The Artful Dodger is bleeding profusely.

SP: Dodger is not looking real healthy out there. He is beginning to look
Very pale from the loss if blood.

NS: What's a little blood loss between friends? 

SP: I guess your right Shade as long as it is not mine, who cares.

Mick Watts whips The Artful Dodger into the turnbuckle, but The Artful Dodger reverses it.
The Artful Dodger charges into the corner, but Mick Watts moves out of the way.
Mick Watts hits a forearm smash on The Artful Dodger.
Mick Watts hits The Artful Dodger with a reverse neckbreaker.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Mick Watts.
Mick Watts whips The Artful Dodger into the turnbuckle.
Mick Watts runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Mick Watts goes for a backbreaker, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.
The Artful Dodger takes Mick Watts down with a Hotshot.
Quite a few boos are audible.
The Artful Dodger executes a kneedrop on Mick Watts.
The Artful Dodger takes Mick Watts down with a Hotshot.
The Artful Dodger hits a kneedrop on Mick Watts.
The Artful Dodger yells at the crowd.
The Artful Dodger is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
The Artful Dodger scrapes Mick Watts's face across the cage.

SP: There you go! Turn about is fair play. There is so much blood in
The ring that the contestants are slipping all over the place.

The Artful Dodger whips Mick Watts into the barbed wire.
The Artful Dodger executes a lariat on Mick Watts.
The Artful Dodger goes for the The Robbin' You Blind, but Mick Watts counters it with
a backdrop.
Mick Watts whips The Artful Dodger into the barbed wire.
The Artful Dodger hits a powerslam on Mick Watts.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

SP: This is only the second attempt pin in this match tonight. And again
it is Dodger making the cover.

NS: Dodger is much more experienced then Watts and will probably walk away
with the belt. However this will be a good experience for Mick.

SP: I have to disagree with you on that one Shade. Dodger may have the experience
but Mick has the determination.

The Artful Dodger goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Mick Watts blocks it.
Mick Watts takes The Artful Dodger down with a double underhook piledriver.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Mick Watts.
Mick Watts places The Artful Dodger on the turnbuckle.
Mick Watts hits a belly-to-back superplex on The Artful Dodger.
A few fans are cheering on Mick Watts.
Mick Watts catches The Artful Dodger in the STF.

SP: Dodger is struggling trying to get out of this hold. Looks like
he is edging his way towards the ropes.

NS: I don't believe I have ever seen that shade of red on Dodger before.

SP: Between the blood and the struggling he is lucky to be standing at all.

The Artful Dodger is inching his way towards the ropes.
The Artful Dodger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Mick Watts hits The Artful Dodger with a back suplex.
Mick Watts uses a short clothesline on The Artful Dodger.
Mick Watts locks The Artful Dodger in a double chickenwing submission.
The Artful Dodger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Mick Watts hits The Artful Dodger with a fireman's carry.
Mick Watts goes for a dropkick, but The Artful Dodger side-steps and Mick Watts only hits air.
The Artful Dodger whips Mick Watts into the barbed wire.
The Artful Dodger goes for a running powerslam, but Mick Watts blocks it.
Mick Watts hits a low blow on The Artful Dodger.

SP & NS: Owwwwwwwww, no more kids for him.

SP: Dodger is holding his own so to speak and doesn't seem to be recovering.

NS: I thought I saw his eyes jump out of their socket like a cartoon character
with that hit.

Mick Watts rakes The Artful Dodger's face across the cage.

SP: Dodger is having trouble regaining his composure and Watts is taking full
advantage of the situation.

NS: Oh no this may be it... Watts is setting Dodger up for his finisher!

Mick Watts executes The Harbor Lights on The Artful Dodger.

SP: The Dodger is down. Mick has the cover and there goes the
count!

Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.

NS: I can’t believe it Watts has done it….he has beaten out The Artful Dodger. 

SP: What a boost to his career. Watts will sure to be telling about this match in the home land.

["Save Yourself" by Stabbing Westward begins to play as Matt Compton walks to the center of the ring and raises Watts right arm. The crowd is going crazy and it is difficult to hear]

MC: The winner is…Irish Thunder MICK WATTS ….In a time of 7 minutes and 32 seconds.

NS: A stunning upset victory for Mick Watts. 

SP: He fought well… the battle he won.

NS: Excuse me Phoenix but I think you need a break…. This is getting a bit errie with all this Star Wars stuff.

SP: Don’t underestimate the force.

NS: Yeah yeah whatever. How about looking up our next match.

SP: Well up next we will see Fatal Fury VS The Mad Hatter. 

NS: This will prove most interesting…Lets go to the “Rick”

RA: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

[ "...And Justice For All" by Metallica begins to blare.]

RA:  Hailing from Los Angeles, California... Weighing in at 294 pounds...

FATAL FURY!!!

[Fatal Fury emerges from the entrance to the sound of loud popping as fireworks light up the arena. He makes his way down to the ring as the crowd gives him a very mixed reaction.]

SP:  That man walking down the aisle right now is one of the all time greats here in the SWF.  Former American Champ, former Tag Champ, and by the end of the night we could be calling him World Champion.

[As Fatal Fury climbs into the ring his music fades and is replaced with Beethoven's "Symphony No.5" begins to play over the sound system.  The crowd boos loudly.]

RA: and his opponent... Led to the ring by Alice... He is
from Through The Looking Glass
Weighing in at 308 pounds...

THE MAD HATTER!!!

[The lights dim, a spotlight appears over the entrance.  Suddenly, Alice
appears holding a cup of tea.  She starts down the aisle and stops about ten 
feet from the entrance, turns to the opening and sips from the tea cup.
 She then holds it up towards the entrance as the Mad Hatter enters the
arena.]...

SP: His is going to be a great bout. Fury and The Hatter are both ready and there is the bell.
         
[They lock up.
The Mad Hatter hits Fatal Fury with a European uppercut.
The Mad Hatter whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
Fatal Fury misses with a kick.
The Mad Hatter hits Fatal Fury with a clothesline.
The Mad Hatter gets a bow-and-arrow submission on Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Mad Hatter locks Fatal Fury in an armlock leglock submission.
Fatal Fury is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Fatal Fury tries to escape the hold.
Fatal Fury reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
The Mad Hatter locks Fatal Fury in a double chickenwing submission.
Fatal Fury is struggling to reach the ropes.
Fatal Fury tries to escape the hold.
Fatal Fury is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Fatal Fury is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Mad Hatter lets go after 19 seconds.]

SP: Great tactics there by The Hatter. After Fury breaks a submission…Hatter attaches another one.

NS: But Fury isn’t known for tapping out. This might just be a waist of time. But you know my motto…If it hurts then it’s good.

[The Mad Hatter hits a bodyslam on Fatal Fury.
The Mad Hatter takes Fatal Fury down with a kneeling headbutt.
The Mad Hatter goes for the torture rack, but Fatal Fury counters it with a facerake.
Fatal Fury takes The Mad Hatter down with an inverted power bomb.
Fatal Fury goes for a double chickenwing submission, but The Mad Hatter
blocks it.
The Mad Hatter runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits The Mad Hatter with a backbreaker.
Fatal Fury hits The Mad Hatter with a Gorilla Press.
Fatal Fury nails The Mad Hatter with a powerslam.
Richard Roundtree counts: One, two, kickout.]
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.]

SP: Nice pin attempt by Fury after that SUPER!!! Powerslam.

NS: Huh? I don’t think that was a super powerslam. And I would wait till after the match to start celebrating. 

[A portion of the crowd is booing Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury whips The Mad Hatter into the turnbuckle.
Fatal Fury hits a clothesline on The Mad Hatter.
Fatal Fury is going for the pin.
Richard Roundtree counts: One, two, kickout.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury hits a backbreaker on The Mad Hatter.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Fatal Fury.
The Mad Hatter begs off.]

NS: Yes fans…I too am stunned at Furys stupidity. But after he loses this match. Maybe he will rethink his strategy and stick to wrestling rather than showing off.  

[Fatal Fury runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury misses with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury hits The Mad Hatter with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury goes for a Tombstone, but The Mad Hatter blocks it.
The Mad Hatter whips Fatal Fury into the turnbuckle.
The Mad Hatter throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
The Mad Hatter hits him with a baseball slide.
Richard Roundtree counts:  1.
The Mad Hatter reenters the ring.
Fatal Fury follows him back in.]

SP: Now I bet Fury is rethinking his tactics. After he is getting pounded.

[The Mad Hatter goes for a piledriver, but Fatal Fury counters it with a backdrop.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.
Fatal Fury is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.]

NS: SHUT UP AND WRESTLE!!!!

[Fatal Fury nails The Mad Hatter with a Hotshot.
Fatal Fury nails The Mad Hatter with a kneedrop.
Fatal Fury goes for a sleeperhold, but The Mad Hatter blocks it.
The Mad Hatter runs into the ropes.
The Mad Hatter hits Fatal Fury with a kick.
The Mad Hatter laughs maniacally & runs around the ring.]

SP: Oh great…Hatters lost it.

NS: I don’t think he ever had it to begin with.

[You can hear a few scattered fans booing The Mad Hatter
and a few others cheering him.
The Mad Hatter whips Fatal Fury into the turnbuckle.
The Mad Hatter runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Fatal Fury lifts his knee.
Fatal Fury throws The Mad Hatter out of the ring.
Fatal Fury goes through the ropes.
Alice comes from behind and distracts Fatal Fury.
The Mad Hatter uses an elbowsmash on Fatal Fury.
Richard Roundtree counts:  1.
The Mad Hatter whips Fatal Fury into the guardrail.
Richard Roundtree counts:  2.
The Mad Hatter reenters the ring.
Fatal Fury follows him back in.
The Mad Hatter goes for a front facelock, but Fatal Fury counters it with a low blow.]

SP: Ding!!!

SP: Bells will be ringing…

[Fatal Fury whips The Mad Hatter into the turnbuckle.
Fatal Fury uses a Tombstone on The Mad Hatter.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Fatal Fury and a few others cheering him.
Fatal Fury whips The Mad Hatter into the turnbuckle.
Fatal Fury hits an elbowsmash on The Mad Hatter.
Fatal Fury goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but The Mad Hatter blocks it.
The Mad Hatter goes for an earringer, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury goes for a clothesline, but The Mad Hatter ducks out of the way.
The Mad Hatter whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits The Mad Hatter with a kick.
Fatal Fury hits a small package on The Mad Hatter.
Richard Roundtree counts: One, two, three.

SP: FUBAR!!! I can’t believe that…

NS: Yea a three count after a small package…is someone coming out to the ring?

SP: No…why?

NS: Because that is the only excuse to get caught in a small package.

SP: Oh well…lets go to the ring announcer for the official word.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Fatal Fury.

RA: The winner is…FATAL FURY!!…In a time of 5:35

SP: Mad Hatter an Fatal Fury have been feuding a lot lately and Fatal Fury has finally pulled out a victory. 

NS: Who do we have up next?

SP: More world title tournament action. 

NS: The next match is scheduled for Trey Lawrenze to take on The Judge.

[The arena goes pitch black and a single green laser darts around the arena. As more laser lights are added "I Shot The Sheriff" by Eric Clapton begins to play over the sound system]

RA: Ladies and gentlemen introducing first...From Montreal, Quebec, Canada...Weighing in at 295 pounds...

THE JUDGE!!!

[The Judge, wearing his black court robe and accompanied by the Bailiff  makes his way silently to the ring to the boos of the crowd. As he enters the ring his music fades into “Money” by Pink Floyd. ]

RA: And his opponent weighing in at 387 lbs …one of the Family Giants…

TREY LAWRENZE!!

[ Spotlights search the area as the crowd is waiting for Trey Lawrenze to appear]

NS: What is going on…where is Trey?

RA: TREY LAWRENZE!!

SP: Wait a sec I am hearing something form the back….There appears to be something wrong.

NS: Sandman is coming down the isle.

(Sandman grabs a microphone. The fans boo loudly.)

SM:  You can boo all you want but I’m still going to be here. I regret to inform all you pieces of trailer park trash that Trey isn’t in the arena at the moment…well lets be honest. We haven’t the slightest clue where he is. 

(The Fans Boo even louder.)

SM: But in spite of all this…We didn’t want to discourage our paying customers so we have found a wrestler willing to take on The Judge.  He is our champion…The real…Family champion.
 
(“Money” by Pink Floyd starts to play. )

SP: Mr. Shhh!!! Is coming out of retirement to fight The Judge!!!!

(A masked man comes down to ringside and steps into the ring as Sandman hurries to the back.)

SP: That isn’t Mr. Shhh…or is it?

NS: I can’t tell…Anyway the match is about to start. I feel bad for The Judge…He has been training for Trey and is now fighting this masked man…Those are the breaks I guess.

SP: Who is that masked man? There’s the bell.

[They lock up.
The Judge goes for a double chickenwing submission, but The Family Champion blocks it.
The Family Champion throws The Judge out of the ring.
Kevin Smith counts: one, two, three, The Judge reenters the ring.
The Family Champion goes for a double underhook piledriver, but The Judge counters it with a backdrop.
The Judge whips The Family Champion into the turnbuckle.
The Judge runs shoulder-first into the corner, but The Family Champion moves out of the way.
The Family Champion executes a swinging neckbreaker on The Judge.
The crowd is really behind The Family Champion.
The Family Champion runs into the ropes.
The Judge hits The Family Champion with a backdrop.
The Judge goes for a half Boston, but The Family Champion blocks it.
The Family Champion goes for a faceslam, but The Judge blocks it.]

SP: The Family Champion…isn’t look too great against The Judge.

NS: I guess he’s a slow starter too.

[The Judge goes for a short clothesline, but The Family Champion ducks out of the way.
The Family Champion hits The Judge with a backspin DDT.
There are lots of chants for The Family Champion.
The Family Champion nails The Judge with a frog splash.
Kevin Smith counts: One, two, kickout.]

SP: Near fall there after that frogsplash.

[The Family Champion hits a backspin DDT on The Judge.
The crowd is cheering on The Family Champion.
The Family Champion nails The Judge with a reverse neckbreaker.
The Family Champion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Family Champion goes for a spinebuster slam..
Kevin Smith counts: One, two, kickout.]

NS: another near fall. The Family Champion is starting to take this one.

[The Judge nails The Family Champion with a jumping elbow thrust.
The Judge goes for a camel clutch, but The Family Champion blocks it.
The Family Champion executes a Frankensteiner from the top rope on The Judge.
Kevin Smith counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Family Champion executes an elbowsmash on The Judge.
The Family Champion hits The Judge with a front-layout suplex.
The Family Champion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Family Champion executes a European uppercut on The Judge.
The Family Champion attempts to place The Judge on the turnbuckle, but The Judge blocks it.
The Family Champion goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge runs into the ropes.]

SP: The Family Champion is on a rampage…I don’t think Judge can take much more.

NS: You might be right. I haven’t seen The Judge take a beating like this in a while.

[The Judge goes for a palm blow, but The Family Champion blocks it.
The Family Champion throws The Judge out of the ring.
The Family Champion jumps onto him with a springboard plancha.
The Family Champion throws The Judge back into the ring.
The Family Champion takes The Judge down with a dropkick.
The Family Champion goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge throws The Family Champion out of the ring.
Kevin Smith counts: one, The Family Champion reenters the ring.
The Judge throws The Family Champion out of the ring.
The Judge goes through the ropes.
The Judge whips The Family Champion into the guardrail.
The Judge goes for a springboard lariat, but The Family Champion counters it with a powerslam.
The crowd is starting to get behind The Family Champion.
Kevin Smith counts:  1.
The Family Champion knocks The Judge into the ringsteps.
The Family Champion whips The Judge into the guardrail.
The Family Champion whips The Judge into the guardrail.]

SP: The Judge trying to mount some offence…but with no avail.

NS: I don’t believe my eyes…The Family Champion is tearing The Judge limb form limb.

[They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Family Champion whips The Judge into the guardrail.
The Family Champion goes for a kick to the head, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge takes The Family Champion down with a headbutt.
Kevin Smith counts:  2.
The Judge uses a Soviet suplex on The Family Champion.
The Judge knocks The Family Champion into the ringsteps.
The Judge hits The Family Champion with a DDT.
Kevin Smith counts:  3.
The Judge knocks The Family Champion into the ringpost.
The Judge hits a springboard lariat on The Family Champion.
Kevin Smith counts:  4.
Kevin Smith counts:  5.
The Judge reenters the ring.
The Family Champion follows him back in.
The Judge goes for a stomp, but The Family Champion rolls out of the way.
The Family Champion uses a jawbreaker on The Judge.
The Family Champion goes for the Hit, but The Judge counters it with a side step.
The Judge is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
The Judge hits a Tombstone on The Family Champion.]

SP: Nice Tombstone there…

NS: This man isn’t human…he’s a monster…an unstoppable beast…

[The Judge is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
The Judge goes for a kneelock submission, but The Family Champion blocks it.
The Family Champion kicks The Judge.
A small "The Family Champion" chant is being started.
The Family Champion punches The Judge.
The Family Champion whips The Judge into the ropes, but The Judge reverses it.
The Family Champion misses with a kick.
The Judge misses with a kick.
The Judge hits The Family Champion with a kick.
The Judge runs into the ropes.
The Judge and The Family Champion get hit with a double clothesline.
The Judge locks The Family Champion in a double chickenwing submission.
The Family Champion is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Family Champion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
The Family Champion gives the sign for the Peacemaker.]
The Family Champion executes the Peacemaker on The Judge]

SP: The Peacemaker!!!! That has to be Mr. Shhh!!!

NS: I’m still not convinced.

[Kevin Smith counts: One,]

NS: I don’t believe my eye’s…The Judge isn’t moving…

SP: The Peacemaker….The Judge wasn’t ready for it.

 two, 

SP: Come on Judge kick out!!!

NS: Are you crazy…if that is the Boss. Your toast.

[three.
Quite a few boos are audible.]

SP: The Family Champion beat The Judge.

NS: The Judge wasn’t ready to fight this new opponent. 

SP: So I guess The Family champion Advances.

NS: Lets go down to ringside for the official word.

RA: The winner is The Family Champion!!! In a time of match: 0:07:29

SP: That was something. I still say The Judge was cheated. He was scheduled to fight Trey this isn’t fair.

NS: Well life’s not fair…Anyway who do we have next.  

SP: We have Black Jack VS El Viento. 

NS: This is a joke right Phoenix. 

SP: Not that I know of…the winner of this match will continue on to the World Title Belt.

NS: But look at the size difference.

SP: It’s no different then Yoda and Darth Vader. Look at the size… 

NS: Yeah but Yoda was the man.uh I mean Yoda was the Master.

SP: Regardless Yoda defeated him the same way El Viento will defeat Black Jack. With skill.

NS: What skill.he’s fought what? Two matches and Black Jack fought how many?

SP: We will see who is right as it looks like we are ready to start.

RA: Ladies and gentlemen this contest is scheduled for one fall.

[A lonely drum roll begins to play throughout the speaker system in the arena]

RA: Introducing first...Hailing from Pubelo, Mexico...Weighing in at 173 pounds...

EL VIENTO!!!

[As El Viento steps on to the platform the sound of the wind seems to be whistling throughout the arena and the crowd beings to cheer. Walking slowly he reaches the ring and as he climbs in the music fades and “The End” by the Doors begins to play]

and his opponent...Led to the ring by Tyler...Weighing in at 360 pounds...

BLACK JACK!!!!!!

[Black Jack and Tyler step up on the platform as the crowd cheers and multi-colored laser lights shoot through the arena. As they walk slowly to the ring  they slap hands with their fans. As they enter the ring, their music dies and the house lights rise]

SP: And there’s the bell.

They lock up.
El Viento runs into the ropes.
El Viento hits a leg lariat on Black Jack.
El Viento waves his arms and calls out for support.
The crowd is really behind El Viento.

SP: See what did I tell you. El Viento is gettting the best of Black Jack right off the bat.

NS: One move and you think he has the match won? What kind of moron are you?

El Viento executes a slingshot splash on Black Jack.
Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, kickout.
El Viento hits Black Jack with a jumping side kick.
There are lots of chants for El Viento.
El Viento is going for the pin.
Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, shoulder up.

SP: El Viento is quick and faster then Black Jack.

NS: Well I have to tell you Black Jack looks kind of awkward out there tonight.

El Viento hits Black Jack with a slingshot splash.
Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, shoulder up.
El Viento hits a flying bulldog on Black Jack.
There are lots of chants for El Viento.

SP: And the crowd is going wild. Black Jack hasn’t been able to get anything started.

El Viento whips Black Jack into the turnbuckle.
El Viento runs shoulder-first into the corner.
El Viento whips Black Jack into the turnbuckle.
El Viento charges in with an elbowsmash.
El Viento hits a dropkick to the knee on Black Jack.
El Viento hits a kick to the thigh on Black Jack.
Black Jack  hits El Viento

SP: El Viento is sent flying across the ring and Black Jack is trying to get the crowd to respond 
but all he is getting are boos.

El Viento goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Black Jack side-steps and El Viento only hits air.
Black Jack is going for the pin.
Andy Mandosa counts: One, kickout.

NS: Now he is getting cranked up. El Viento won’t have a chance.

SP: Don’t rule him out yet. He may be shaken but the force is with him young Skywalker.

Black Jack hits El Viento with a piledriver.
Black Jack takes El Viento down with a low blow.
Black Jack whips El Viento into the ropes.
Black Jack hits El Viento with a shoulderblock.
Black Jack whips El Viento into the ropes, but El Viento reverses it.
El Viento hits a flying clothesline on Black Jack.

NS: El Viento hit Black Jack with everything he had on that one and Black Jack is just laughing at him.

El Viento whips Black Jack into the ropes.
El Viento hits Black Jack with an elbow.
El Viento goes for a jumping side kick, but Black Jack ducks out of the way.
Black Jack goes for a spinebuster slam, but El Viento counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
El Viento goes for a slingshot splash, but Black Jack rolls out of the way.
Black Jack leaves the ring.

SP: Well Shade it looks as though Black Jack has had enough and is leaving the ring.

NS: Not for long. Look he is grabbing a metal folding chair and heading back.

He returns with the chair.
Black Jack hits him with the chair.

[Camera pans the arena of fans and catches a shot of Time Warp and Mr. Roboto talking with Shhh and Pagan]

SP: Now I wonder what those four are talking about.

NS: I wouldn’t worry about them…Black Jack just nailed El Viento with the chair and the boy is down. COVER HIM! 

SP: Nah he is too busy playing with the crowd here tonight.  He needs all the support he can get.

Black Jack is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Andy Mandosa throws the chair out of the ring.
Black Jack nails El Viento with a spinebuster slam.

NS: NOW COVER HIM! 

Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, kickout.

SP: A near pin for the big man.

Black Jack goes for a spinning DDT, but El Viento counters it with a backdrop.
El Viento uses a diving headbutt on Black Jack.

NS: Now we know where El Viento has all his power. That headbutt just doubled over Black Jack.

SP: Something is not right here?

NS: What do you mean Phoenix.

[Shot of Time Warp and Mr. Roboto entering the ring with baseball bats]

SP: This is not a tag team match what are they doing here?

NS: Whatever it is it can’t be good. And Shhh is motioning for Mandosa.

SP: Mandosa is walking over and Shhh has him locked into conversation.

NS: Mr. Roboto nailed Black Jack with the bat and Black Jack is coming after him.

SP: Time Warp is taking care of El Viento and has just knocked him out cold. Mandosa is still talking with
Shhh and the crowd is going crazy throwing stuff into the ring.

NS: Time Warp is going after Black Jack who has Mr. Roboto in a headlock and is punching him.

SP: Wham! Time Warp just hit Black Jack in the back of the head and laid him out.

NS: Both men are down and Shhh is finally leaving. Mandosa is turning around and begins the count

Mandosa: One…….two….three….Double Count Out

SP: Both men are counted out so neither one of them are going on to the finals.

NS: I can’t believe what we just witnessed here tonight. Future Technology has beaten down Black Jack and El Viento.  If this is any indication of how this show is going to be, I see a lot of injures and blood here tonight.

SP: So who is up next?

NS: The Copy Cat VS The Budman

[Shot pans to the back of the arena in the lockerroom. A shot of  the lovely Debie T. Anderson handcuffed
 to a locker with a rather large gentlemen at his side. Unable to see the face we are unsure of who this 
character might be.]

SP: Did you see that Shade. Debie T. is being held in the lockerrooms. Where is The Budman at.

NS: I have a feeling if he knew he would be up close and personal with whomever that was.

RA: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

[“My Own Prison” by Creed starts to play as multicolor laser lights shoot in all directions across the arena.]

RA: Introducing first from parts unknown….

NS: You know we seem to be getting a lot of wrestlers with unknown parts.

RA: weighing in at 325 lbs…. The SWF Television Champion!

THE COPYCAT!!!!!

The crowd begins to cheer as The Copycat wears a Coors Light vendors uniform steps up onto the platform]

NS: I don’t get it. I thought he was a Copycat, why is he dressed in a Coors vendors uniform?]

SP: A little dense are we Shade.. Because he is fighting The Budman .

NS: Yeah so what.

SP: You know Coors is the brand name of a beer and Bud is..oh the hell with it let’s just get on with it.

NS: I was just fooling… I knew it all along but one question…why Coors? Why couldn’t he have chosen
 a good beer like Red Dog?

[Walking to the ring The Copycat stops and turns back towards the entrance and smile]

SP: I do believe that The Copycat may have had something to do with that
Little film clip we saw a few minutes ago.

NS: Well I am not sure that The Copycat is that stupid. The Budman will kill him if he finds out
That’s true.

SP: Sure does make for interesting conversation at the dinner table.

[The music fades as The Copycat enters the ring and is replaced with "Better Than You" by Metallica]

RA: And his opponent.hailing from St. Louis, Missouri weighing in at 247 lbs….

THE BUDMAN!!!!

[The Budman steps onto the platform as fireworks shoot up from the ring post.]

SP: What’s he looking for? He seems to be trying to focus on the crowd.

NS: Perhaps he can’t function without Debie at his side.

SP: This may be The Copycat’s entire stategy.

NS: The Budman is still looking around expecting Debie to come out any second. But I don’t think that
that is going to happen.

[The Budman walks slowly through the crowd searching the faces for his manager. As he enters the ring he turns and sees the smile on The Copycat face.]

NS: This ain’t gonna be pretty I can tell you that right now!

SP: Kevin Smith has just entered the ring and is talking with the wrestler.

NS: So let’s get down to ringside as there goes the bell.

They lock up.
The Budman hits The Copycat with a DDT.
The Budman takes The Copycat down with a kneebreaker.
The Budman locks The Copycat in a front facelock.
The Copycat reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
The Budman whips The Copycat into the turnbuckle.
The Budman charges in with a crotch slam, but The Copycat lifts his leg.
The Copycat uses a short clothesline on The Budman.
The Copycat executes a backbreaker on The Budman.
The Copycat acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
The Copycat whips The Budman into the ropes.
The Budman nails The Copycat with a flying clothesline.
The Budman is going for the pin.
Kevin Smith counts: One, shoulder up.
The Budman whips The Copycat into the ropes.
The Budman misses with a clothesline.
The Budman executes a flying clothesline on The Copycat.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind The Budman.

SP: We are witnessing two men here that have always guarded each
others back and now they are pitted against each other.

NS: Yeah ain’t it great. Pagan sure knows how to make friends and 
Influence people.

The Budman waves to the booing crowd.
The cheers for The Budman are drowning out the boos.
The Budman takes The Copycat down with a punch.
The Budman uses a piledriver on The Copycat.
The crowd is wildly cheering The Budman with only a few scattered boos audible.
The Budman goes for a DDT, but The Copycat counters it with a backdrop.
The Copycat throws The Budman out of the ring.
The Copycat goes through the ropes.

SP: The Copycat seems to want to get up close and personal with the crowd
As he goes through the ropes.

Kevin Smith counts:  1.
The Budman reenters the ring.
The Copycat follows him back in.
The Budman nails The Copycat with a kneebreaker.
The Budman takes The Copycat down with a low blow.
The Budman executes a jumping side kick on The Copycat.
The cheers for The Budman are drowning out the boos.
The Budman takes The Copycat down with a kick to the midsection.

SP: The Copycat is doubled over and isn’t looking too good out there.

The Budman goes for a tiger suplex, but The Copycat blocks it.
The Copycat executes a Samoan Drop on The Budman.
The Copycat goes for a lariat, but The Budman ducks out of the way.
The Budman attempts to place The Copycat on the turnbuckle, but The Copycat
 blocks it.
The Budman goes for a dropkick, but The Copycat side-steps and The Budman
 only hits air.
The Copycat goes for a backbreaker, but The Budman blocks it.

NS: These two have worked together for so long that they know each others
moves.

The Budman executes a jumping side kick on The Copycat.
The Budman goes for a kick to the midsection, but The Copycat blocks it.
The Budman begs off.
The Copycat nails The Budman with a Samoan Drop.
A portion of the crowd is cheering The Copycat.

SP: The Budman must be worried about his manager the lovely
Debie T. Anderson. Handcuff to the lockers with some maniac.

The Copycat whips The Budman into the ropes.
The Copycat misses with a kick.
The Budman hits The Copycat with a kick.
The Budman uses a kick to the midsection on The Copycat.

NS: The Budman is working on the old bread basket of The Copycat.

The Budman hits The Copycat with a power bomb.
Kevin Smith counts: One, two, kickout.
The Budman nails The Copycat with a monkey flip.
The Budman executes a lariat on The Copycat.
The Budman uses a kneelift on The Copycat.
The Budman hits The Copycat with a kneelift.
The Budman hits a superkick on The Copycat.
The Budman nails The Copycat with a low blow.
The Budman nails The Copycat with a power bomb.
Kevin Smith counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Budman goes for a kneelift, but The Copycat side-steps and The Budman
only hits air.
The Copycat acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
The Copycat runs into the ropes.
The Copycat misses with a shoulderblock.
The Copycat misses with a clothesline.
The Budman misses with a clothesline.

SP: A lot of missing going on here. Just one good connection could 
end this match here tonight.

The Copycat executes a clothesline on The Budman.
The Copycat nails The Budman with a lariat.
The Copycat whips The Budman into the ropes, but The Budman reverses it.
The Budman goes for the The Hangover, but The Copycat counters it with
a backward kick.
A portion of the crowd is booing The Copycat.
The Copycat executes a reverse neckbreaker on The Budman.
The Copycat is starting to get more cheers than boos.
The Copycat throws The Budman out of the ring.
The Copycat goes through the ropes.
The Copycat hits The Budman with a reverse neckbreaker.
The Copycat whips The Budman into the guardrail.
The Copycat uses a clothesline on The Budman.
The Copycat whips The Budman into the guardrail.
Kevin Smith counts:  1.
The Copycat knocks The Budman into the ringsteps.
The Copycat whips The Budman into the guardrail.

Kevin Smith counts:  2.

SP: The Budman looks a little unsteady on his feet after a series of power moves and guardrail introductions.

NS: The Copycat has The Budman down and is getting ready to make 
mince meat of his face.

Kevin Smith counts:  3.

[The lights in the arena start to flicker as "Sanitarium" by Metallica begins to blare]

SP: What the hell is going on ?

NS: The Copycat has gotten up and is looking around. The Budman is taking full advantage of the 
situation and has grabbed The Copycat.

Kevin Smith counts:  4.

[ A lone figure appears at the back of the arena and starts slowly down to the ring wearing a black  t-shirt 
that reads, "Tetnus love Debie. Next to him he holds Debie T. Anderson but the handcuffs around her wrist.]

Kevin Smith counts:  5.

SP: Who is that? I don’t recognize this dude at all.

NS: Someone call security…. The Darkside has entered the arena. He has Debie T with him. Is this some kinky way to get The Budman attention?

SP: Right now they had better get back into the ring.

Kevin Smith counts:  6.

SP: The Budman is getting ready to perform his finisher on The Copycat.

Kevin Smith counts:  7.

NS: He has to get back into the ring. But wait the guy is starting to 
run towards him.

SP: I have just been handed this note and it seems that this guy is from another league.  Someone these 
guys know.  A guy by the name of  Tetnus.

Kevin Smith counts:  8.

NS: Well hell Phoenix I could of told you that just look at the t-shirt.

SP: He has re-cuffed Debie to the ring ropes and is going after The Budman and The Copycat.

NS: But he is ineligible for the title.

SP: What a strange turn of events The Copycat and The Budman look like they are joining forces agianst
this new guy.

Kevin Smith counts:  9.

NS: New guy or not Smith is up to 9 and there is still no one in the ring.

SP: They are arguing and point to Debie.

NS: Don’t worry about it guys I’ll take good care of her.

SP: Shade you’re a sleeze.

NS: Yeah but the ladies love me.

Kevin Smith counts:  10.

SP: Kevin Smith has called for the bell and it is a double countout. But it is not over with yet. The three men are starting to go at is and security is being called to break it up. The Sandman and The Thugz are heading in there with nightsticks and are going to bash some heads.

NS: The Sandman is unlocking Debie from her cuffs and escorting her to the back of the arena.

SP: Lucky bastard. He always did have a way with women.

NS: It seems that the trio has been separated with only minor gashes and blood. 

SP: Well I guess we will never know who is better between the two. 

NS: Regardless The Copycat still walked away with the belt.

SP: Well they may have walked away as friend. I did see The Copycat and The Budman shaking hands in the back of the arena.

NS: Aw the force has worked in favor of the good this time.

SP: Yeah yeah force somorce.  so who is up next?

NS: Never doubt the force Phoenix it is stronger then all of us.

SP: well maybe for some..now about our match???

NS: Hold you pants…it is the first ever Intercontinental Championship Match.

RA: This contest is scheduled for one fall. It is for the SWF Intercontinental Title.

["Go Daddy-O," by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy starts to play as pictures of “The Rat Pack” Flash up on the jumbotron]

RA: Introducing first...Led to the ring by Mack The Knife...Weighing in at 230 pounds...

The former SWF Television Champion...FRANKIE SWINGER!!!!

[Three showgirls appear and the woof whistles begin to be heard. The girls do a small dance routine and then line up down the aisle. Then Frankie and his manager appear on the platform as fire shoots up from the ring post. Frankie and Mack the Knife are wearing pin stripe zoot suits and a fedora. The video wall is a blazed with clips of the Rat Pack. The three girls grab Frankie's arm as he passes by them and they all struts down to ring side together. Stepping into the ring Frankie removes his fedora and coat.  His music fades and is replaced by "The Ruff Riders" by DMX.  The crowd bursts into deafening cheers.]

His opponent...Fighting out of New Orleans, Louisiana...Weighing in at 285 pounds...

The SWF American Champion...TANNER BOYLE!!!!

[Tanner Boyle comes out from behind the curtains and steps onto the platform as the crowd starts to cheer. Boyle makes his way to the ring  the crowd is cheering him on.  Tanner stops in the aisle and makes an X with his arms and screams as several fireworks are launched behind him.  He then runs down the aisle and 
slides into the ring.]

SP: This has got to be the best match up thus far.

NS: I would have to agree with you on that. Both are champs going head to head for the IC belt.
                     
SP: There’s the bell!!

[They lock up.
Frankie Swinger goes for a punch, but Tanner Boyle reverses it.
Tanner Boyle hits a forearm smash on Frankie Swinger.
Tanner Boyle executes a hiptoss on Frankie Swinger.
Tanner Boyle runs into the ropes.
Frankie Swinger misses with a shoulderblock.
Frankie Swinger misses with an elbow.
Tanner Boyle goes for a football tackle, but Frankie Swinger counters it witha kick to the head.
Tanner Boyle hits Frankie Swinger with a brain buster.
Tanner Boyle screams.
The crowd is starting to get behind Tanner Boyle.
Tanner Boyle takes Frankie Swinger down with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Richard Roundtree counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tanner Boyle screams.]

NS: Yea..AHHH to you too buddy. How about showing off…after you have pinned the guy.

SP: I have to agree with you. Wrestlers these days like to show off.

[A small "Tanner Boyle" chant is being started.
Tanner Boyle uses a fireman's carry on Frankie Swinger.
Tanner Boyle nails Frankie Swinger with a dropkick.
Tanner Boyle nails Frankie Swinger with a Gorilla Press.
The crowd is starting to get behind Tanner Boyle.
Tanner Boyle nails Frankie Swinger with a jawbreaker.
A small "Tanner Boyle" chant is being started.
Tanner Boyle nails Frankie Swinger with an inverted power bomb.
The crowd is starting to get behind Tanner Boyle.
Tanner Boyle is going for the pin.
Richard Roundtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

SP: An inverted power bomb. His could prove to be quite a short match if Frankie doesn’t mount some offence soon.

NS: Come on this is just embarrassing. Get up Frankie. 

[Tanner Boyle attempts to place Frankie Swinger on the turnbuckle, but
Frankie Swinger blocks it.
Tanner Boyle kicks Frankie Swinger.
A small "Tanner Boyle" chant is being started.
Tanner Boyle hits Frankie Swinger.
Tanner Boyle is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Frankie Swinger punches Tanner Boyle.
There are lots of chants for Frankie Swinger.
Frankie Swinger hits Tanner Boyle.
The crowd is going crazy.
Frankie Swinger runs into the ropes.
Frankie Swinger nails Tanner Boyle with a flying lariat.
Frankie Swinger throws Tanner Boyle out of the ring.
Frankie Swinger goes through the ropes.
Mack The Knife comes from behind, but Tanner Boyle nails Mack The Knife.]

SP: Now you know the risks involved in being a manager. 

NS: Yea. It’s a cut throat business. 

[Frankie Swinger sets up a table.
Frankie Swinger whips Tanner Boyle into the guardrail.
Richard Roundtree counts:  1.
Frankie Swinger reenters the ring.
Tanner Boyle follows him back in.
Frankie Swinger takes Tanner Boyle down with a hiptoss.
Frankie Swinger runs into the ropes.
Frankie Swinger nails Tanner Boyle with a flying lariat.
Frankie Swinger whips Tanner Boyle into the ropes.
Tanner Boyle hits Frankie Swinger with a shoulderblock.
Tanner Boyle hits a chop on Frankie Swinger.
Tanner Boyle chops Frankie Swinger.
The crowd is really behind Tanner Boyle.]

SP: Both men just brawling now. Seeing who will back down first.

NS: I am surprised that Frankie is lasting as long as he is. He must be a slow starter.

[Frankie Swinger chops Tanner Boyle.
Tanner Boyle kicks Frankie Swinger.
Tanner Boyle kicks Frankie Swinger.
Tanner Boyle hits Frankie Swinger.
The crowd is going crazy.
Frankie Swinger kicks Tanner Boyle.
The crowd is behind Frankie Swinger all the way.
Frankie Swinger goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Tanner Boyle
 counters it with a backdrop.
Tanner Boyle takes Frankie Swinger down with a chop.
Tanner Boyle hits a headbutt on Frankie Swinger.
Tanner Boyle executes a short clothesline on Frankie Swinger.
Tanner Boyle locks Frankie Swinger in a sleeperhold.
Frankie Swinger tries to escape the hold.
Frankie Swinger is struggling to reach the ropes.
Frankie Swinger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.]

SP: Tanner is trying to capitalize on Frankie for his slow start by applying a submission move. 

NS: I don’t think Frankie can take much more of this.

[Tanner Boyle nails Frankie Swinger with a jawbreaker.
The crowd is behind Tanner Boyle all the way.
Tanner Boyle goes for a headbutt, but Frankie Swinger blocks it.
Frankie Swinger executes a legsweep faceslam on Tanner Boyle.
Frankie Swinger takes Tanner Boyle down with a fallaway slam.
Frankie Swinger pretends to roll some dice.]

NS: More wrestling and less Showboating please.

[The crowd is behind Frankie Swinger all the way.
Frankie Swinger throws Tanner Boyle out of the ring.
Frankie Swinger goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Frankie Swinger executes the Doubledown on Tanner Boyle on the concrete floor.]

SP: Ohhh that had to hurt. Frankie did it…he turned the tide.

NS: Yea just roll him into the ring and go for the pin.

[The crowd is behind Frankie Swinger all the way.
Tanner Boyle is out cold.
The crowd is behind Frankie Swinger all the way.
Frankie Swinger whips Tanner Boyle into the guardrail.
Frankie Swinger executes a legsweep faceslam on Tanner Boyle.
Richard Roundtree counts:  1.
Mack The Knife comes from behind and distracts Tanner Boyle.
Richard Roundtree counts:  2.
Frankie Swinger nails Tanner Boyle with an elbowdrop.
Frankie Swinger sets up Tanner Boyle on the table.
Frankie Swinger tries to drive Tanner Boyle through the table with
a tiger driver, but he blocks it.
Richard Roundtree counts:  3.
Tanner Boyle reenters the ring.
Frankie Swinger follows him back in.]

SP: After an unsuccessful attempt at putting Boyle through a table. 
Tanner is making a quick side for the ring.

[Tanner Boyle goes for a dropkick, but Frankie Swinger side-steps and
Tanner Boyle only hits air.
Frankie Swinger goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Tanner Boyle blocks it.
Tanner Boyle goes for a chokehold, but Frankie Swinger blocks it.
Frankie Swinger nails Tanner Boyle with a low blow.
Frankie Swinger punches Tanner Boyle.
The chants for Frankie Swinger are deafening.
Frankie Swinger chops Tanner Boyle.
The crowd is behind Frankie Swinger all the way.
Tanner Boyle chops Frankie Swinger.
Tanner Boyle chops Frankie Swinger.
Tanner Boyle gets a choke against the ropes on Frankie Swinger.
Richard Roundtree warns Tanner Boyle to let go.
Richard Roundtree counts: One, two, three, four.]

SP: You can’t win if you get DQ. Tanner better be careful. 

NS: Ahhh…who cares. You know wrestlers never get DQ for that.

[Tanner Boyle executes the X-Plosion on Frankie Swinger.

SP: The X-Plosion!!!!!

NS: This is over.

[Richard Roundtree counts: One,]

SP: I don’t know where Tanner came up with the energy for that.

[two,] 

NS: Frankie isn’t moving.

SP: It’s over.

[three.]

SP: This is over we have a new champion!!!

NS: A battle well fought.

SP: Lets go to ringside for the official word.
The crowd is going into a  frenzy.

RA: The winner and new SWF IC CHAMPION…TANNER BOYLE!!!. In a time of 8:18.

SP: What a spectacular match. We our first ever SWF IC Champion

NS: What a card…the greatest card in history…What’s next?

SP: We have a Casket Match between Rigor and Mortis. 

NS: What is this? What is this going to prove anyway?

SP: I have no idea? 

{Cameras switch shots to the announcer's table. Seated there is Terry
Jones and Phil Hogmoss. Terry is dressed in a white tuxedo, while Boss
Hog is wearing a pink sports jacket with a hog's head on the back of
it.}

TJ: "Here we are, Hog! Birthday Blast!"

PH: "Yep. It's only for one match, but at least we are here."

TJ: "And what a match this is going to be."

PH: "Just like the rest of them, right?"

TJ: "Only the SWF can bring you such top quality matches, each and every
time."

PH: "Well, speaking of quality, this next match promised to be just
that, and in hardcore style."

RA: "This contest is a Casket match scheduled for one fall. Introducing
first...
Weighing in at 280 pounds... He is one half of the Living Dead....
Rigor!"

{"Sleep When I'm Dead" by Bon Jovi fills the arena as the lights darken.
Rigor appears at the entrance, and elicits a round of boos as he heads
towards the ring.}

RA: "His opponent...Weighing in at 265 pounds...He is the other half of
the Living Dead....
Mortis!"

{"Sleep When I'm Dead" continues to play, and Mortis appears. He makes
his way to the ring, glaring at his former team mate, oblivious to the
crowd's booing him.}

TJ: "The crowd not really behind either man."

PH: "This is just the entrance. Trust me, once that match gets going,
they'll cheer."

Rigor attacks Mortis before the bell.
Rigor locks Mortis in a full nelson.
Mortis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Rigor whips Mortis into the ropes, but Mortis reverses it.
Rigor uses a flying forearm on Mortis.
Rigor is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

TJ: "Rigor going for an early advantage in the match."

PH: "For all the good it did him. I wonder how their dirty tactics are
going to work in this match. Most of them rely on double teaming their
opponents."

Rigor goes for a spinebuster slam, but Mortis counters it with a sunset
flip.
Mortis takes Rigor down with a springboard rana.
Mortis is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Mortis poses for the crowd.
Mortis acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

TJ: "Mortis taking his partner by surprise, and the crowd really digs
it."

PH: "But in the meantime, he wastes time posing."

Mortis hits a DDT on Rigor.
Mortis acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Mortis goes for a Russian legsweep, but Rigor counters it with an
elbowsmash.
Rigor goes for an abdominal stretch, but Mortis counters it with a
hiptoss.
Mortis hits Rigor with a faceslam.
Mortis goes for the Mortis Tortise, but Rigor counters it with
an armbar submission.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Rigor.

TJ: "What a great series of moves and counter-moves."

PH: "Mortis setting up for his finisher, but Rigor knows that trick
inside and out."

Mortis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Rigor throws Mortis out of the ring.
Rigor jumps onto him with a senton.
Rigor nails Mortis with a choke slam.
Rigor whips Mortis into the guardrail.

TJ: "Rigor taking things outside."

PH: "This is where the Living Dead, either member, are at their most
dangerous."

Rigor hits a short clothesline on Mortis.
Rigor knocks Mortis into the ringsteps.
Rigor goes for a bodyslam, but Mortis counters it with an elbowsmash.
Mortis nails Rigor with a spinning power bomb.
Mortis is handed bullrope.

TJ: "Did you see that power bomb? Right on the outside!"

PH: "It was nice, but I think I'd be a little more concerned with that
bullrope Mortis was just handed."

Mortis hits him with thebullrope.
Mortis is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Mortis sets up a table.
Mortis uses a punch on Rigor.
Mortis reenters the ring.
Rigor follows him back in.

TJ: "Back inside the ring, and Rigor seems to be getting the worse end
of this match."

PH: "Remember, it aint over till the big hog snorts."

TJ: "But outside the ring, is that table that Mortis has set up. Think
he has plans?"

PH: "Well he's certainly not about to serve a three course meal."

Mortis takes Rigor down with a faceslam.
Mortis poses for the crowd.
Mortis seemingly enjoys the boos.
Mortis goes for the Mortis Tortise, but Rigor counters it with a small
package.
Rigor whips Mortis into the ropes, but Mortis reverses it.
Rigor goes for a flying forearm, but Mortis ducks out of the way.
Mortis uses a power bomb on Rigor.

TJ: "Mortis is simply on fire tonight."

PH: "Yes, but neither man can win, unless he puts his opponent into that
casket, and closes the lid."

The crowd seems to be rallying behind Mortis.
Mortis goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Rigor ducks out of the
way.
Rigor locks Mortis in an armbar submission.
Mortis is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mortis is struggling to reach the ropes.
Mortis is valiantly trying to break the hold.

TJ: "Rigor with some offense now."

PH: "About time. I thought maybe he really was dead."

Mortis is struggling to reach the ropes.
Mortis tries to escape the hold.
Mortis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Rigor uses a fist to the midsection on Mortis.
Rigor goes for a backbreaker, but Mortis counters it with a facerake.
Mortis hits Rigor with a power bomb.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Mortis.

TJ: "Ouch! How many power bombs is that now?"

PH: "I've lost count. But the crowd certainly supports Mortis."

Mortis uses a snap mare on Rigor.
Mortis goes for a punch, but Rigor reverses it.
In turn, Mortis counters it with an armbreaker.
Mortis hits Rigor with a DDT.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Mortis.
Mortis goes for a sleeperhold, but Rigor counters it with a jawbreaker.
Rigor goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Mortis blocks it.
Mortis goes for a sleeperhold, but Rigor counters it with a jawbreaker.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Rigor catches Mortis in a full nelson.

TJ: "That was a nice exchange of moves."

PH: "It appears Rigor might be gaining a second wind."

Mortis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Rigor hits a powerslam on Mortis.
Rigor whips Mortis into the ropes.
Rigor hits Mortis with a kick.
Rigor tries to put Mortis in the Casket.

TJ: "Uh-oh. Here we go! Can he do it?"

Rigor stuffs Mortis in the Casket.

PH: "Now that he has Mortis in the casket, he needs to get the lid shut,
but Mortis is not about to let him do it."

Rigor can't close the lid.
Mortis reenters the ring.
Mortis takes Rigor down with a spinebuster slam.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Mortis.
Mortis hits Rigor with a superkick.
Mortis hits Rigor with a power bomb.
The cheers for Mortis are drowning out the boos.

TJ: "And Mortis is pissed about being stuffed in that box."

PH: "I can't really blame him. After the comments Rigor made about
carrying the team all these months, I'd be intent on stuffing him too."

Mortis takes Rigor down with a low blow.
Mortis nails Rigor with a choke slam.
The cheers for Mortis are drowning out the boos.
Mortis poses for the crowd.
The cheers for Mortis are drowning out the boos.
Mortis takes Rigor down with a spinebuster slam.
Mortis goes for a spinning power bomb, but Rigor counters it with
an enzuilariato.

TJ: "Impressive counter!"

PH: "But can he keep the momentum going?"

Rigor goes for a piledriver, but Mortis blocks it.

TJ: "I guess not."

Mortis goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Rigor counters
it with
an elbowsmash.
Rigor throws Mortis out of the ring.
Rigor goes through the ropes.
Rigor is handed a keyboard.

TJ: "And a gracious fan hands a weapon to Rigor."

PH: "Can the cameras zoom in on the fan? He handed Rigor a keyboard. I
think it might be Rock and Roll Animal."

TJ: "I think you're crazy."

Rigor hits him with the keyboard.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Rigor whips Mortis into the guardrail.
Mortis is busted wide open.
Rigor whips Mortis into the guardrail.
Rigor knocks Mortis into the ringpost.
Rigor sets up Mortis on the table.
Rigor tries to drive Mortis through the table with a Tombstone, but he
blocks it.

TJ: "And Rigor taking control after smashing that instrument over
Mortis' head."

PH: "And I see blood."

TJ: "Fortunately, it didn't stop him from seeing the Tombstone coming,
and blocking it in time."

They're brawling inside the ring area.
Rigor sets up Mortis on the table.
Rigor executes a Tombstone through the table.
The table is broken in half.

TJ: "And that table was finally broken."

PH: "That's why Mortis set it up? Not likely."

Rigor uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Mortis.
Rigor reenters the ring.
Mortis follows him back in.
Mortis is bleeding profusely.
Rigor locks Mortis in an abdominal stretch.

TJ: "We may have to clean the ring after this match."

PH: "But the fans love it."

Rigor lets go after 13 seconds.
Rigor uses a Tombstone on Mortis.

TJ: "And another Tombstone piledriver!"

PH: "Rigor rolling Mortis towards the casket again."

Rigor tries to put Mortis in the Casket.
Rigor stuffs Mortis in the Casket.

TJ: "Rigor goes to close the lid, and I don't think Mortis is
conscious."

PH: "Oh yeah? Then why did he just stand up?"

Rigor can't close the lid.
Mortis reenters the ring.
Mortis is bleeding like a faucet.
Mortis goes for a Russian legsweep, but Rigor counters it with an
elbowsmash.
Rigor runs into the ropes.
Rigor misses with a shoulderblock.
Mortis nails Rigor with a faceslam.

TJ: "Mortis is definately in a bad spot. Look at his face. You can't
tell decaying skin from rotten blood."

Mortis goes for the Mortis Tortise, but Rigor counters it with a small
package.
Rigor catches Mortis in a full nelson.
Mortis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Rigor goes for an armbar submission, but Mortis blocks it.
Mortis nails Rigor with a vertical suplex.
Mortis goes for a Frankensteiner, but Rigor counters it with a power
bomb.
Rigor doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's
getting.
Rigor gives the sign for the Rigor Vigor.

TJ: "Here it comes! The most feared submission move in wrestling today!"

PH: "I don't know anyone who has come up with such a creative finishing
move like the Rigor Vigor."

Rigor executes the Rigor Vigor on Mortis.

TJ: "He's got it!"

PH: "Yes, but if anyone knows the way out of it, it's Mortis."

Mortis tries to escape the hold.
Mortis is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mortis breaks the hold after 11 seconds.

TJ: "MORTIS BREAKS THE VIGOR!"

PH: "You heard it first from the Boss Hog."

Mortis runs into the ropes.
Mortis uses a thrust kick to the head on Rigor.
The cheers for Mortis are drowning out the boos.
Mortis executes a superkick on Rigor.
Mortis hits a springboard rana on Rigor.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Mortis.

TJ: "Mortis is on fire. Look at him go!"

Mortis executes a rana on Rigor.
Mortis tries to put Rigor in the Casket.
Mortis stuffs Rigor in the Casket.

TJ: "Mortis reaching to close the lid. I think this is all she wrote!"

PH: "I agre....wait a second! Rigor just reached up and grabbed Mortis
by the throat!"

TJ: "Mortis is trying to break the hold, but can't quite do it."

Rigor pulls Mortis into the casket.

TJ: "They're wrestling in the casket!"

PH: "Well, if the lid is open, I guess it's legal."

Rigor gives the sign for the Rigor Vigor.

TJ: "Is he going to Vigor Mortis in the casket?"

Rigor executes the Rigor Vigor on Mortis.

PH: "Yep."

The casket lid falls shut.

TJ: "Whoa! The lid on the casket was knocked shut by the Vigor! Both men are inside it!"

PH: "This is definately a unique twist. The ref is calling for the bell. I'm not sure who the winner is."

TJ: "Well, for the official word, let's go to Rick Ascott."

PH: "He's conversing with the ref and the time keeper. They look just as
confused as we do. Wait a second, it seems they have a decision."

RA: "Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. The lid on the casket
has been closed, with both men inside. As a result, this match has been
delcared A DRAW!"

TJ: "A draw? At a PPV? That's.....unheard of."

PH: "That's life when you're dead."

TJ: "Both men are out of the casket, and neither look to happy."

PH: "Mortis is going after Rigor again!"

{Mortis chases Rigor out of the arena, looking quite angry at him.}

TJ: "Wow, what a match."

PH: "I'll agree with that. But that's all for Jones and Boss Hog for
tonight. Remember to catch SWF Slaughterhouse, normally scheduled for
Sunday nights. It's a show you don't want to miss."

TJ: "With that in mind, enjoy the rest of the night! We're outta here! And sending it over to the Legends Vance McMihn and Johnny “The Muscle".

[Scene cuts to Vance McMihn and the legendary Johnny "The Muscle" Ventures sitting at the broadcast booth.  The crowd is chanting "Johnny!  Johnny!"]

VM: Thank you guys, and it is an honor to be back with the SWF for the second Birthday Blast.  We were here when this league started, we were here for it's first birthday, so it's only fitting that we be here for it's second birthday.

JV: If Frenck hadn't sold the league, we never would've left.

VM: Well, I'm sure he had his reasons.  But I'm glad to be back, even if it is only for a PPV.

JV: That's because this is the first gig you've had since October.

VM: So how did your bid to become Michigan's next Governor go?

JV: Grrrr......

VM: Oh, that's right.  You lost!  How silly of me to have forgotten.  For some reason I thought you won. Ah.  Now I realize my mistake.  I got you confused with that other wrestler who ran for governor in a northern state.  What was his name?

JV: Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Rub it in.  Jesse may be the Governor of Minnesota, but I got the win over him at Devil's Night (ooc note: One of the matches that you guys would've seen if the league didn't shut down)

VM: Very true.  Now, Mr. Shhh has invited us back to announce two matches.  Let's go up to Rick Ascott for the introduction to our first match.

JV: How the hell did Ascott keep his job?

RA: This contest is scheduled for one fall and is a match for the SWF World Title Tournament.  Introducing first, fighting out of Los Angeles, California, Weighing in at 294 pounds, here is Fatal Fury!!

["And Justice For All" by Metallica begins to play.  The lights dim as spotlights glide across the arena.  Fatal Fury steps out on to the platform.  He pauses as fireworks are launched from behind him.  He then makes his way to the ring as the crowd cheers him on.]

RA: And his opponent, from Catonsville, Maryland, weighing in at 255 pounds, here is "Irish Thunder" Mick Watts!!

["Save Yourself" by Stabbing Westward begins to play.  Green clovers, blue diamonds, and purple horseshoes illuminate the arena.  Mick Watts emerges from the entrance and heads towards the rings.]  

VM: Fatal Fury, one of the toughest competitors still left in the tournament, and Mick Watts, the hottest rookie in the SWF.

[They lock up.
Fatal Fury locks Mick Watts in a sleeperhold.
Mick Watts reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Fatal Fury throws Mick Watts out of the ring.
Fatal Fury goes through the ropes.
Andy Mandosa counts:  1.
Fatal Fury knocks Mick Watts into the ringsteps.
Fatal Fury whips Mick Watts into the guardrail.]

VM: Fatal Fury off to a very fast start on Irish Thunder.

JV: Match to match, there are a lot of wrestlers that are better than Fatal Fury.  But he's got more stamina than anyone which gives hima decisive edge on a night like tonight where you have to wrestle more than once.

[Andy Mandosa counts:  2.
Fatal Fury reenters the ring.
Mick Watts follows him back in.
Mick Watts hits Fatal Fury with a kneelift.
Mick Watts throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
Mick Watts goes through the ropes.
Mick Watts executes a jawbreaker on Fatal Fury.]

VM: Quite true.  Fatal Fury has proven himself to be the Ironman of the SWF.  I don't think that there's a single person who can wrestle as long and as well as he can.  Both men going back to the outside now.

[Andy Mandosa counts:  1.
Mick Watts whips Fatal Fury into the guardrail.
Mick Watts hits Fatal Fury with a fist to the midsection.
Andy Mandosa counts:  2.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Andy Mandosa counts:  3.
Andy Mandosa counts:  4.
Mick Watts nails Fatal Fury with a bodyslam.
Mick Watts whips Fatal Fury into the guardrail.]

VM: Both men still on the outside and the count is up to 4.

JV: What happens if both men get counted out?  Does this mean that the mystery Family Member automatically become the champion?

VM: I'm not sure.  I guess it would be the family member vs. Equalizer to determine the new champion.

[Mick Watts takes Fatal Fury down with a flying elbowdrop.
Mick Watts throws Fatal Fury back into the ring.
Mick Watts goes for a bodyslam, but Fatal Fury counters it with a small package.
Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, kickout.
Mick Watts nails Fatal Fury with a clothesline.
Mick Watts takes Fatal Fury down with a fallaway slam.
Mick Watts grabs his head with both hands.
Mick Watts is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mick Watts executes a jawbreaker on Fatal Fury.
Mick Watts hits Fatal Fury with a Hotshot.]

VM: Mick Watts with a flurry of moves agains the ironman.

JV: Has the SWF done any genetic testing to make sure that Mick Watts isn't related to Ricky Watts?

VM: Well, I would assume the fact that Ricky was black and Mick being white would kinda eliminate the possibility.

[Mick Watts is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mick Watts runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury misses with a shoulderblock.
Fatal Fury hits Mick Watts with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits a clothesline on Mick Watts.]

JV: There are plenty of black irish men.

VM: Name one.

JV: Mark McEwen.  Host of CBS This Morning.

[Fatal Fury goes for a kneedrop, but Mick Watts rolls out of the way.
Mick Watts whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits Mick Watts with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury goes for an inverted power bomb, but Mick Watts blocks it.
Mick Watts takes Fatal Fury down with a DDT.
The crowd is cheering on Mick Watts.
Mick Watts goes for the Harbor Lights, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a backdrop driver.
Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: He's not Irish.

JV: With a name like McEwen, he's got to be.  He has a 'Mc' in his name.

[Fatal Fury kicks Mick Watts.
Fatal Fury punches Mick Watts.
Fatal Fury is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Fatal Fury hits Mick Watts with a Hotshot.
Fatal Fury goes for a kneedrop, but Mick Watts rolls out of the way.
Mick Watts takes Fatal Fury down with a kick to the head.
Mick Watts is going for the pin.
Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, kickout.
Mick Watts executes a DDT on Fatal Fury.
Mick Watts grabs his head with both hands.
Mick Watts is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mick Watts goes for the Harbor Lights, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a Victory Roll.
A fan at ringside badmouths Fatal Fury.
Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]

VM: Fatal Fury did an excellent job countering Mick's finisher and almost got a win out of it.

JV: Yeah, but almost doesn't count it.  

VM: Very true.  IT's doesn't matter that you almost got 3% of the vote in Michigan.

JV: Watch it.

[Fatal Fury whips Mick Watts into the turnbuckle, but Mick Watts reverses it.
Mick Watts executes a European uppercut on Fatal Fury.
Mick Watts goes for a facebite, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury takes Mick Watts down with an elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury takes Mick Watts down with a belly-to-back suplex.
The crowd is booing Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury catches Mick Watts in a cobra clutch.
Mick Watts reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.]

JV: Fury's wasting his time yelling at the audience.  He should be concentrating on kicking Watts's lucky charms.  If you get my drift.

[The crowd is booing Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury whips Mick Watts into the ropes, but Mick Watts reverses it.
Fatal Fury hits Mick Watts with a shoulderblock.
Fatal Fury is going for the pin.
Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Fatal Fury goes for a Big Leg Drop, but Mick Watts rolls out of the way.
Mick Watts executes a chop on Fatal Fury.
Mick Watts executes a low blow on Fatal Fury.]

VM: Speaking of lucky charms....

[Mick Watts goes for a fallaway slam, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a forearm smash.
Fatal Fury whips Mick Watts into the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits Mick Watts with a backdrop.
Fatal Fury locks Mick Watts in a sleeperhold.
Mick Watts is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mick Watts reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Fatal Fury whips Mick Watts into the ropes.
Mick Watts hits Fatal Fury with a clothesline.]

JV: Fury needs to make sure his guy is in the center of the ring before trying those submission moves.  He reaches the ropes and gets out of the hold way too soon.

[Mick Watts takes Fatal Fury down with a knee to the back.
Mick Watts uses an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Fatal Fury.
Andy Mandosa counts: One, shoulder up.
Mick Watts executes a Hotshot on Fatal Fury.
The crowd is cheering on Mick Watts.
Mick Watts executes a fallaway slam on Fatal Fury.
Mick Watts hits Fatal Fury with a jawbreaker.
The crowd is starting to get behind Mick Watts.
Mick Watts executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Fatal Fury.
Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mick Watts puts Fatal Fury in a grapevine.]

VM: Watts has him good int hat grapevine.

JV: And pretty damn close to the center of the ring too.  But Fury is slowly inching his way to the ropes.

VM: And the ropes are almost in reach.... he's got them!!

[Fatal Fury reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.
Mick Watts takes Fatal Fury down with a fist to the midsection.
Mick Watts uses an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Fatal Fury.
Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mick Watts takes Fatal Fury down with a Western lariat.
A small "Mick Watts" chant is being started.
Mick Watts takes Fatal Fury down with a DDT.
The crowd is cheering on Mick Watts.
Mick Watts executes the Harbor Lights on Fatal Fury.]

VM: There's the Harbor Lights!!  Mick Watts's finisher!  And the count!

[Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, in the ropes...]

VM: No!  Fury gets a leg up on the bottom rope.

[Mick Watts nails Fatal Fury with a kick to the midsection.
Mick Watts executes a ropeburn on Fatal Fury.
Mick Watts locks Fatal Fury in a chokehold.
Andy Mandosa warns Mick Watts to let go.
Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, three, four, five.
Andy Mandosa warns Mick Watts.]

JV: Watts is flirting with disaster here.  He's gonna feel pretty damn stupid if he dq's himself.

[Mick Watts chops Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury punches Mick Watts.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Mick Watts chops Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury kicks Mick Watts.
Mick Watts chops Fatal Fury.
The crowd is starting to get behind Mick Watts.
Mick Watts hits Fatal Fury.
A small "Mick Watts" chant is being started.
Mick Watts hits Fatal Fury.
A small "Mick Watts" chant is being started.
Mick Watts takes Fatal Fury down with a Hotshot.
The crowd is starting to get behind Mick Watts.
Mick Watts executes a knee to the back on Fatal Fury.
Mick Watts uses a kneelift on Fatal Fury.]

VM: And Mick Watts comes out of that meelee with the upper hand.

[Mick Watts nails Fatal Fury with a Hotshot.
Mick Watts hits a kick to the head on Fatal Fury.
Mick Watts catches Fatal Fury in a grapevine.
Fatal Fury is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Fatal Fury reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.]

VM: Fury again gets caught in a grapevine.

JV: White Thunder is looking pretty good so far.

[Mick Watts hits the Garvin Stomp on Fatal Fury.
Mick Watts hits Fatal Fury with a kick to the midsection.
Mick Watts executes a palm blow on Fatal Fury.
Mick Watts uses a forearm to the back on Fatal Fury.]

VM: That's Irish Thunder.

JV: My fault.  White Thunder was a stupid name given to a steroid using wrestler.  Irish Thunder is a name given to a fat lazy bastard.

[Mick Watts hits Fatal Fury with a bodyslam.
Mick Watts is going for the pin.
Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]

VM: Well, the fat lazy bastard almost got the win right there.

[Fatal Fury kicks him in the groin.
The crowd is booing Fatal Fury.
He goes for the pin.
Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

JV: And Fury would've gotten it right there if the ref hadn't been out of position.

[Fatal Fury whips Mick Watts into the ropes.
Mick Watts hits Fatal Fury with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury falls out of the ring.
Mick Watts goes through the ropes.
Mick Watts nails Fatal Fury with a Steinerline.
Mick Watts grabs his head with both hands.
The crowd is cheering on Mick Watts.
Mick Watts goes for the Harbor Lights, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a backdrop driver.
Fatal Fury whips Mick Watts into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Fatal Fury executes a powerslam on Mick Watts.
Andy Mandosa counts:  1.
Fatal Fury whips Mick Watts into the guardrail.]

VM: And they're both on the outside again.

JV: Took Mandosa a while to start the count.  Where the hell is Matarese?  I miss him.

JV: Shhh got rid of him along with the rest of Frenck's friends that worked as refs.

[Fatal Fury nails Mick Watts with a clothesline.
Andy Mandosa counts:  2.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Andy Mandosa counts:  3.
Fatal Fury hits Mick Watts with a Hotshot.
Andy Mandosa counts:  4.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Fatal Fury hits a lariat on Mick Watts.
Andy Mandosa counts:  5.
Andy Mandosa counts:  6.]

VM: Both men are in danger of getting counted out.

JV: Then we would've wasted our time on this match for nothing.

[Andy Mandosa counts:  7.
Fatal Fury reenters the ring.
Mick Watts follows him back in.]

VM: Fury back in at the count of 7.  Watts is coming in, but Fury has grabbed a hold of him as he was coming through the ropes.

[Fatal Fury uses a small package on Mick Watts.
Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, three.
A fan at ringside badmouths Fatal Fury.]

VM: And Fury catches Watts offguard and gets the win.

JV: And Gino, sitting there in the front row doesn't like it one bit as he yells at Fury.

RA: The winner is Fatal Fury!!  In a time of 12:41!

VM: So Fatal Fury will advance at wrestle the mystery family member for the SWF World Title.

JV: And then that guy has to put his belt on the line against Equalizer.  You know, you'd think that Equalizer would want to actually win the belt in a fair match just so all the crtics can't say that he only won the belt because his opponent had several matches earlier.

VM: Well, apparently E has other ideas.  Anyways, it's time for the tag team title match.  Let's take it back to Rick Ascott.

RA: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.  It is for the SWF World Tag Team Titles.  Introducing first, Led to the ring by Alice, at a total combined weight of 608 pounds, here are Gods Tears and The Mad Hatter!!

["White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane plays as the three emerge from the entrance.  They slowly make their way down to the ring as the crowd boos them loudly.  Then enter the ring as the music fades down.]

RA: Their opponents, led to the ring by Baby Girl, at a total combined weight of 496 pounds, the SWF World Tag Team Champions, The Kold Blooded Killaz!!

["California Love" by Tupac Shakur begins to play.  The three emerge from the entrance and head down to the ring.  The crowd cheers them on.]

VM: The KBK have held onto the belts for a very long time.  And the team of GT and Hatter are just another team in a long line that have tried to take the belts away.

JV: Well, the KBK have the distinct advantage as they've actually teamed together before.

VM: Very true.  There's the bell.

[They lock up.
Chico goes for an Asai moonsault, but Gods Tears counters it with a Tombstone.
Gods Tears acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.]

JV: Not a good start for the KBK.

[Gods Tears hits a ropeburn on Chico.
Gods Tears hits a low blow on Chico.
Gods Tears whips Chico into the ropes.
Gods Tears hits Chico with a backdrop.
Gods Tears goes for a faceslam, but Chico blocks it.
Chico hits a fallaway slam on Gods Tears.
Chico kicks Gods Tears.
A portion of the crowd is booing Chico.
Gods Tears hits Chico.
Gods Tears seemingly enjoys the boos.
Gods Tears hits Chico.
Gods Tears seemingly enjoys the boos.
Gods Tears throws Chico out of the ring.
Gods Tears goes through the ropes.]

VM: And GT throws Chico out of the ring.

JV: There's a shock.  GT taking the match to the outside.

[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chico goes for a choke slam, but Gods Tears blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chico hits Gods Tears with a tiger suplex.
Andy Mandosa counts:  1.
Chico executes the Frejoles Bomb on Gods Tears on the concrete floor.]

VM: And GT could be in trouble.  Chico just nailed GT with the Frejoles Bomb.  

[A portion of the crowd is booing Chico.
Chico throws Gods Tears back into the ring.
Chico takes Gods Tears down with a savate kick.
Chico tags out to El Cholo.
The Mad Hatter enters the ring, but gets cut off.
El Cholo and Chico whip Gods Tears into the ropes.
They hit Gods Tears with a double elbowsmash.
Chico leaves the ring.
El Cholo goes for a powerslam, but Gods Tears counters it with a lariat.
Gods Tears goes for a kneedrop, but El Cholo rolls out of the way.
El Cholo whips Gods Tears into the ropes.
El Cholo hits Gods Tears with a shoulderblock.
Chico enters the ring to make it two-on-one.]

VM: The KBK are double teaming at will, and GT is in serious trouble.  He really needs to tag out to Mad Hatter.

JV: Hatter should jump in the ring and stop the double teaming.

VM: He can't.

JV: Why not?

VM: Becasue there's No Room!  No Room!

JV: Let's get one thing straight.  I do all the lame jokes around here and don't you forget it.

[El Cholo and Chico whip Gods Tears into the ropes.
They hit Gods Tears with a double backdrop.
Chico leaves the ring.
El Cholo runs into the ropes.
El Cholo hits Gods Tears with a Yakuza kick.
El Cholo goes for a piledriver, but Gods Tears counters it with a backdrop.
El Cholo begs off.
Gods Tears tags out to The Mad Hatter.]

VM: And there's the tag, but here comes Chico.

[Chico enters the ring and throws Gods Tears out of the ring.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Chico.
El Cholo and Chico whip The Mad Hatter into the ropes.
They hit The Mad Hatter with a double fist to the midsection.
Chico leaves the ring.
El Cholo hits The Mad Hatter with an enzuigiri to the face.
El Cholo seemingly enjoys the boos.
El Cholo throws The Mad Hatter out of the ring.
El Cholo goes through the ropes.
El Cholo goes for a gutwrench suplex, but The Mad Hatter counters it with
a low blow.
Andy Mandosa counts:  1.
The Mad Hatter hits a rabbit punch on El Cholo.]

VM: Rabbit Punch by The Hatter.

JV: That's a White Rabbit Punch.

[Andy Mandosa counts:  2.
The Mad Hatter goes for a facerake, but El Cholo blocks it.
Andy Mandosa counts:  3.
El Cholo nails The Mad Hatter with a clothesline.
Andy Mandosa counts:  4.
Andy Mandosa counts:  5.
El Cholo reenters the ring.
The Mad Hatter follows him back in.
El Cholo whips The Mad Hatter into the ropes, but The Mad Hatter reverses it.
The Mad Hatter goes for an abdominal stretch, but El Cholo reverses it.
The Mad Hatter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
El Cholo takes The Mad Hatter down with a dragon suplex.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.
Andy Mandosa counts: One, El Cholo lifts a shoulder, two, thr... kickout.]

VM: THe KBK almost got the victory right there.

JV: And notice how alert Cholo was to lift his shoulder.  Otherwise Hatter could've ended up pinning him.

[El Cholo executes a headbutt on The Mad Hatter.
El Cholo hits The Mad Hatter with a vertical suplex.
El Cholo whips The Mad Hatter into the ropes, but The Mad Hatter reverses it.
El Cholo hits The Mad Hatter with a clothesline.
The Mad Hatter begs off.
El Cholo whips The Mad Hatter into the ropes.
The Mad Hatter misses with a clothesline.
El Cholo hits The Mad Hatter with a kick.
El Cholo is going for the pin.
Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, kickout.
El Cholo executes a clothesline on The Mad Hatter.
El Cholo yells "Westside!".]

VM: So far this match has been all KBK.

JV: Well they've been teammates for a long time.  The Drunk Hatters are wrestling together here for the first time.

[El Cholo doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
El Cholo takes The Mad Hatter down with a spin kick.
El Cholo punches The Mad Hatter.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
The Mad Hatter hits El Cholo.
The Mad Hatter is starting to get more cheers than boos.
The Mad Hatter hits El Cholo.
The Mad Hatter hits an elbowsmash on El Cholo.
Gods Tears enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Chico enters the ring and throws Gods Tears out of the ring.
Chico leaves the ring.]

VM: The Drunk Hatters, as you called them, tried to do some double teaming, but Chico made sure none of that happened.

[El Cholo hits The Mad Hatter with a flying spinning leg lariat.
The crowd is wildly cheering El Cholo with only a few scattered boos audible.
The Mad Hatter begs off.
El Cholo goes for a DDT, but The Mad Hatter blocks it.
The Mad Hatter runs into the ropes.
The Mad Hatter hits El Cholo with an elbow.
The Mad Hatter puts El Cholo in a front facelock.
El Cholo is valiantly trying to break the hold.]

VM: Submission hold by Hatter.

JV: Well a front facelock is not going to get you many wins.  Also submission holds don't work too well in tag matches because the partner can usually make it in to make the save.

[El Cholo tries to escape the hold.
El Cholo reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
The Mad Hatter executes an inverted backbreaker on El Cholo.
Gods Tears enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Mad Hatter and Gods Tears hit El Cholo with a double vertical suplex.
Chico enters the ring and lays out Gods Tears.
El Cholo and Chico whip The Mad Hatter into the ropes.
They hit The Mad Hatter with a double kick to the midsection.
Chico leaves the ring.
El Cholo locks The Mad Hatter in a chokehold.
Andy Mandosa warns El Cholo to let go.
Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, three.]

JV: Cholo could've just ended it there.  Sure they would've been disqualified.  But hwo cares?  They still would have the belts.

VM: I think the KBK wants to not only retain the betls, but to beat every team that challenges them.

[El Cholo chops The Mad Hatter.
The crowd is wildly cheering El Cholo with only a few scattered boos audible.
El Cholo chops The Mad Hatter.
The boos are resurfacing again.
The Mad Hatter punches El Cholo.
The Mad Hatter is starting to get more cheers than boos.
El Cholo hits The Mad Hatter.
The Mad Hatter hits El Cholo.
The Mad Hatter is starting to get more cheers than boos.
The Mad Hatter whips El Cholo into the turnbuckle.
The Mad Hatter takes El Cholo down with a facerake.]

VM: Cholo is beginning to tire out.  He's got to try to make the tag.

[The Mad Hatter executes a kick to the midsection on El Cholo.
The Mad Hatter goes for a slap, but El Cholo blocks it.
El Cholo executes a powerslam on The Mad Hatter.
El Cholo executes a legdrop on The Mad Hatter.
El Cholo tags out to Chico.
El Cholo takes The Mad Hatter down with a clothesline.
Chico goes for a German suplex, but The Mad Hatter counters it with
an elbowsmash.
El Cholo leaves the ring.
The Mad Hatter takes Chico down with a short clothesline.
The Mad Hatter acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
The Mad Hatter goes for the Wonderland, but Chico counters it with a low blow.]

VM: Hatter tried to go for his finisher, but Chico stopped that.

JV: That's what you get for stopping to play to the crowd.

[Chico hits The Mad Hatter with an elbowsmash.
Chico executes a spinebuster slam on The Mad Hatter.
Chico acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Chico goes for the Frejoles Bomb, but The Mad Hatter counters it with a backdrop.]

JV: And right there, Chico made the exact same mistake.  Will they never learn?

[The Mad Hatter is starting to get more cheers than boos.
The Mad Hatter runs into the ropes.
Chico misses with a clothesline.
The Mad Hatter hits Chico with a shoulderblock.
The Mad Hatter goes for a bodyslam, but Chico counters it with a small package.
Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, kickout.
Chico takes The Mad Hatter down with a Gorilla Press.
Chico acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
The Mad Hatter begs off.
Chico whips The Mad Hatter into the turnbuckle, but The Mad Hatter reverses it.
The Mad Hatter nails Chico with a facerake.
The Mad Hatter hits a kick to the midsection on Chico.
The Mad Hatter nails Chico with a slap.
The Mad Hatter goes for a fisherman suplex, but Chico counters it with
a small package.
Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, kickout.
Chico throws The Mad Hatter out of the ring.
Chico jumps onto him with a slingshot somersault plancha.]

VM: Excellent aerial move by Chico there!

JV: Bah!  That's all show.  Could've done the smae amount of damage with just a regular plancha.  

[Chico whips The Mad Hatter into the guardrail.
Chico reenters the ring.
The Mad Hatter follows him back in.
Chico places The Mad Hatter on the turnbuckle.
Chico executes a belly-to-belly superplex on The Mad Hatter.
Chico acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Chico nails The Mad Hatter with a Gorilla Press.]

VM: And Chico is all over the Hatter.  Here come's Cholo.  I think we may see their finisher.

[Chico is starting to get more cheers than boos.
El Cholo enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
El Cholo executes a gutwrench suplex on The Mad Hatter.
Chico goes for a flying senton, but The Mad Hatter rolls out of the way.
El Cholo leaves the ring.]

JV: Well, they tried a nice combination of moves, but Hatter managed to avoid the senton.

[The Mad Hatter whips Chico into the ropes, but Chico reverses it.
The Mad Hatter hits Chico with a clothesline.
The Mad Hatter tags out to Gods Tears.
El Cholo enters the ring and lays out The Mad Hatter.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Chico and El Cholo whip Gods Tears into the ropes.
Chico and El Cholo hit Gods Tears with a double clothesline.
El Cholo leaves the ring.
Chico goes for an inverted power bomb, but Gods Tears blocks it.]

VM: GT is back in, but again the KBK, instantly stop him with the double team.

[Gods Tears goes for the torture rack, but Chico counters it with a facerake.
Chico hits a springboard dropkick on Gods Tears.
Chico throws Gods Tears out of the ring.
Chico goes for a slingshot somersault plancha, but Gods Tears moves out of the way.
Chico is out cold.]

JV: See?  That's what happens when you try to get too fancy.  Stick with the basics.  It doesn't matter whether you win by a simple move a razzle dazzle type move.  So why take the risk?

[Gods Tears seemingly enjoys the boos.
Gods Tears seemingly enjoys the boos.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Andy Mandosa counts:  1.
Gods Tears takes Chico down with a faceslam.
Gods Tears throws Chico back into the ring.
Gods Tears whips Chico into the ropes.
Gods Tears uses a punch on Chico.
Gods Tears takes Chico down with a headbutt.
Gods Tears runs into the ropes.
Chico hits Gods Tears with an elbow.
Chico tags out to El Cholo.]

VM: Chico with the desperation tag after missing that plancha.

[The Mad Hatter enters the ring and throws Chico out of the ring.
The Mad Hatter hits El Cholo with a short clothesline.
Gods Tears executes a belly-to-back suplex on El Cholo.
The Mad Hatter leaves the ring.]

JV: And this time the Drunk Hatters managed to do the double teaming.

[Gods Tears goes for a pumphandle slam, but El Cholo blocks it.
El Cholo throws Gods Tears out of the ring.
Andy Mandosa counts: one, two, three, Gods Tears reenters the ring.
El Cholo hits a piledriver on Gods Tears.
El Cholo goes for a kick to the head, but Gods Tears blocks it.
Gods Tears executes a jawbreaker on El Cholo.
Gods Tears is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Gods Tears goes for a punch, but El Cholo blocks it.
El Cholo tags out to Chico.]

VM: And Cholo just tagged Chico back in!

JV: That could be a mistake.  I don't think Chico has had enough time to recover.

[El Cholo hits Gods Tears with a Yakuza kick.
Chico puts Gods Tears in an octopus hold.
Gods Tears is struggling to reach the ropes.
Gods Tears reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
El Cholo leaves the ring.
Chico whips Gods Tears into the ropes.
Gods Tears hits Chico with a kick.
Gods Tears hits a fist to the midsection on Chico.
Gods Tears runs into the ropes.
Chico hits Gods Tears with a flying clothesline.
Chico executes the Frejoles Bomb on Gods Tears.]

VM: Another Frejoles Bomb by Chico on GT!!  Here's the cover!

[Chico goes for the pin.
Andy Mandosa counts: One, two, three.
Chico acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.]

RA: The winners, and still SWF Tag Team Champion, The Kold Blooded Killaz!!  In a time of 12:17!

VM: And the KBK take out another tag team.  These two seem impossible to stop.

JV: They're time will come.  Nothing lasts forever.

VM: We'll just have to wait and see.  Well that's it for us tonight.  For Johnny Ventures, I'm Vance McMihn, saying so long as we turn things over to Bradon Hudson and Ernie Lee. 

BH:  What a night it has been so far.  I’m Brandon Hudson… with me as always the Evil One, Mr. Ernie Lee.

EL:  I’m guessing since we’ve got nine small guys headed for the ring, it’s time for the Cruiserweight Battle Royal.

BH:  Brilliant observation, Ernie.  It’s nine men in one ring.  The match will be contested under rules in which the wrestlers may be thrown over the top rope or fall victim to pinfall or submission, and the winner will be the first ever SWF Cruiserweight Champion.

EL:  In other words, The Artful Dodger.  He’s already been screwed out of the World Title Tournament, so I guess this is supposed to make it all better for him.

BH:  It very well could.  Just to give a quick rundown of the men competing in this match… we’ve got The Artful Dodger, Black Fathom IV, Corona Tecate, Deaf Leopard, El Viento de Muerta, Mr. Roboto, Kaneda, Mr. Roboto, and Y2K.  There are some tremendous athletes in there, and Julia Barrymore is calling for the bell.

[They lock up.
The Artful Dodger goes for a diving elbow smash, but Y2K ducks out of the way.
The Artful Dodger catches Y2K in a choke against the ropes.
Y2K is close to escaping the hold.
Y2K is struggling to get out of the hold.
Y2K reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
The Artful Dodger goes for a backbreaker, but Y2K blocks it.
Y2K hits The Artful Dodger.
Y2K hits The Artful Dodger.
Y2K kicks The Artful Dodger.
Y2K is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Artful Dodger hits Y2K.
The Artful Dodger hits Y2K.
The crowd is behind The Artful Dodger all the way.
The Artful Dodger hits a tiger driver on Y2K.
Julia Barrymore counts: One, two, kickout.]

BH:  We’ve got The Artful Dodger and Y2K going at it on camera.  Everyone is just brawling in here.  Dodger with a tiger driver… ONE… TWO… so close.

EL:  It looks like Black Fathom IV is having some problems with Deaf Bacon.  

[Black Fathom IV runs into the ropes.
Deaf Bacon hits Black Fathom IV with a clothesline.
Deaf Bacon kicks Black Fathom IV.
Deaf Bacon is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Deaf Bacon tries to throw Black Fathom IV over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Black Fathom IV falls back into the ring.
A few fans are cheering on Deaf Bacon.]

BH:  Deaf Leopard all over Black Fathom!  This one could be more than Fathom was counting on!

EL:  What the hell?  Bacon looks like he is going for the spear!

[Deaf Bacon goes for the spear, but Black Fathom IV moves out of the way.
Deaf Bacon goes over the top rope.
Black Fathom IV pushes Deaf Bacon over.
Deaf Bacon has been eliminated.]

BH:  Deaf Leopard goes for the spear… WAIT… he’s going over… a little help from Fathom… AND DEAF LEOPARD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

EL:  Well that didn’t take long.  

[Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Kaneda nails him in the stomach.
Hot Shot Donovan falls onto the top turnbuckle.
Kaneda tries to throw Hot Shot Donovan over the top rope.
Hot Shot Donovan has been eliminated.
A few fans are cheering on Kaneda.
Kaneda catches Black Fathom IV in an armbar submission.]

BH:  What a shock!  Former American Champion, Hot Shot Donovan, has already been eliminated from this match!

EL:  No big surprise there.  Hot Shot was always overrated.  Black Fathom tried to sneak up on Kaneda, but he got caught.

[Black Fathom IV reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Kaneda and Corona Tecate whip Black Fathom IV into the ropes.
They hit Black Fathom IV with a double kick to the midsection.
Y2K nails Corona Tecate with a cartwheel kick.
Kaneda goes for a faceslam, but Black Fathom IV blocks it.
Y2K nails Corona Tecate with a German suplex.
Julia Barrymore counts: One, two, kickout.]

BH:  A little doubleteaming from Corona Tecate and Kaneda, but Y2K actually came to the aid of Black Fathom IV.  

EL:  Y2K just nailed a vicious German suplex!  Almost a three count!

[The Artful Dodger is resting in the corner.
Viento de Muerta goes for a punch, but Mr. Roboto reverses it.
Mr. Roboto executes a bodyslam on Viento de Muerta.
Mr. Roboto executes a chop on Viento de Muerta.
Mr. Roboto hits a kick to the thigh on Viento de Muerta.
Mr. Roboto and Black Fathom IV whip Viento de Muerta into the ropes.
They hit Viento de Muerta with a double fist to the midsection.
Mr. Roboto goes for a brain buster, but Viento de Muerta blocks it.
Viento de Muerta hits Mr. Roboto with a legsweep faceslam.
Black Fathom IV kicks Viento de Muerta.
Mr. Roboto nails Viento de Muerta with the Modern Man.
Black Fathom IV hits Mr. Roboto with a short lariat.
Black Fathom IV goes for the pin on Viento de Muerta.
Julia Barrymore counts: One, two, kickout.]

BH:  After helping him, Black Fathom IV lets Mr. Roboto take El Viento down… then turns on Roboto and goes for the pin.  Not quite a three count.  El Viento is not out yet.  That young man definitely has a lot of heart.

EL:  Fathom better watch out.  He doesn’t want to deal with the vengeance of Mr. Roboto.  Look at Dodger resting in the corner.  That’s the smart thing to do, and that’s why he’s my pick to win.

[Kaneda locks Viento de Muerta in an armbar submission.
Viento de Muerta reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Corona Tecate tries to throw Mr. Roboto over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Corona Tecate whips Mr. Roboto into the ropes.
Corona Tecate misses with a kick.
Corona Tecate misses with an elbow.
Mr. Roboto uses an Asai moonsault on Corona Tecate.
Julia Barrymore counts: One, kickout.]

BH:  Kaneda taking advantage of a fallen El Viento while Corona Tecate is going after Roboto.  Beautiful Asai moonsault by Mr. Roboto, but it’s not enough.

EL:  It looks like El Mariachi has fought back from Kaneda, but now he’s got Black Fathom on him again.

[Mr. Roboto goes for a kick to the thigh, but Corona Tecate blocks it.
Black Fathom IV kicks Viento de Muerta.
Viento de Muerta hits Black Fathom IV.
A few fans are cheering on Viento de Muerta.
Viento de Muerta punches Black Fathom IV.
Black Fathom IV chops Viento de Muerta.
Black Fathom IV chops Viento de Muerta.
A few fans are cheering on Black Fathom IV.
The Artful Dodger is resting in the corner.
Black Fathom IV and Corona Tecate whip Viento de Muerta into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Viento de Muerta with a double elbowsmash, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Viento de Muerta hits them with a double clothesline.
Viento de Muerta is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Viento de Muerta runs into the ropes.
Viento de Muerta nails Black Fathom IV with a rana.
Julia Barrymore counts: One]

BH:  Fathom and Tecate have El Viento… no.. duckdown… El Viento takes both Black Fathom and Corona Tecate down with a double clothesline and these fans are on their feet cheering!  Watch out!  We’ve got one…

[two]

BH:  two…

[kickout.]

BH:  Not quite a three count.

EL:  Hey Dodger!  Why don’t you come out under the bottom rope and do some commentary with us?

[Kaneda goes for a Japanese armdrag takedown, but Corona Tecate counters it with
a lariat.
Corona Tecate goes for a tiger driver, but Kaneda counters it with a backdrop.
Kaneda locks Corona Tecate in a figure-four sleeper.
Corona Tecate reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Viento de Muerta nails Black Fathom IV with a dragon suplex.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.
Julia Barrymore counts: One]

BH:  Dragon suplex by El Viento.. both men’s shoulders on the mat… one…

[Viento de Muerta lifts a shoulder, two]

BH:  TWO…

[kickout.
The crowd is going crazy.]

BH:  Oh my god!  Very close call for Black Fathom IV.  

EL:  I’m ready for someone else to get eliminated here.

[Kaneda goes for an Indian deathlock, but Corona Tecate blocks it.
Corona Tecate uses a tiger driver on Kaneda.
Julia Barrymore counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Viento de Muerta executes a dropkick to the knee on Y2K.
Viento de Muerta executes flying headscissors on Y2K.
Viento de Muerta hits Y2K with a flying clothesline.
Viento de Muerta goes for a punch, but Y2K blocks it.
Y2K runs into the ropes.
Y2K takes Viento de Muerta down with an Asai moonsault.
Julia Barrymore counts: One, two, kickout.
The Artful Dodger is resting in the corner.]

BH:  El Viento once again finds himself near elimination… this time thanks to Y2K.

EL:  I can’t blame these guys.  El Mariachi is the biggest goody-goody in this match.  I’d want to get rid of him too.  

[Kaneda tries to throw The Artful Dodger over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Kaneda locks The Artful Dodger in a figure-four leglock.
The Artful Dodger breaks the hold after 15 seconds.
Y2K hits Kaneda.
The Artful Dodger and Y2K whip Kaneda into the ropes.
They hit Kaneda with a double dropkick.
Y2K takes Kaneda down with a Russian legsweep.
The crowd is cheering on Y2K.
The Artful Dodger goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Kaneda
counters it with a kneelift.
Kaneda hits The Artful Dodger with a ropeflip hiptoss.
Kaneda uses a superkick on Y2K.
Kaneda uses a superkick on The Artful Dodger.
Kaneda tries to throw The Artful Dodger over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
The crowd is cheering on Kaneda.]

BH:  Despite both Dodger and Y2K ganging up on Kaneda, the Ground Zero member manages to mount a successful comeback.

EL:  He didn’t get Dodger out, so I wouldn’t call it successful.

[Kaneda goes for a ropeflip moonsault, but The Artful Dodger
 rolls out of the way.
The Artful Dodger takes Kaneda down with a stomp.
Mr. Roboto nails Y2K with an elbowsmash.
Mr. Roboto chops Y2K.
Y2K kicks Mr. Roboto.
Y2K is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mr. Roboto hits Y2K.
Y2K chops Mr. Roboto.
Viento de Muerta takes Kaneda down with a spinebuster slam.
Julia Barrymore counts: One, kickout.
Viento de Muerta hits Kaneda with a dropkick to the knee.
Viento de Muerta tries to throw Kaneda over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.]

BH:  Kaneda almost eliminated by El Viento, but he’s not ready to go yet.

EL:  Yeah, Roboto and Y2K are fighting it out right near them.  

[Black Fathom IV comes over and lays out Mr. Roboto.
Black Fathom IV takes Viento de Muerta down with a DDT.
Kaneda hits Viento de Muerta with a frog splash.
Julia Barrymore counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kaneda whips Viento de Muerta into the ropes.
Viento de Muerta hits Kaneda with a shoulderblock.
Viento de Muerta hits a fist to the midsection on Kaneda.
Viento de Muerta nails Kaneda with a jawbreaker.
Viento de Muerta gives the sign for the The Firewind.
Viento de Muerta executes the The Firewind on Kaneda.
Viento de Muerta goes for the pin.
Julia Barrymore counts: One]

BH:  THE FIREWIND!  ONE!

[two]

BH:  TWO!

[three.
Kaneda has been eliminated.]

BH:  THREE!  Kaneda is out!

EL:  Alright, it’s about time.  Now we’re moving again.

BH:  Kaneda had to have been one of the favorites to take this match.  I can’t believe Mr. Roboto is still in there. 

[The crowd is starting to get behind Viento de Muerta.
Mr. Roboto nails The Artful Dodger with a vertical suplex.
Mr. Roboto is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Mr. Roboto kicks The Artful Dodger.
Mr. Roboto is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Mr. Roboto punches The Artful Dodger.
Mr. Roboto hits an enzuigiri on The Artful Dodger.
Mr. Roboto takes The Artful Dodger down with a jawbreaker.
Viento de Muerta nails Mr. Roboto with an elbowsmash.
Viento de Muerta executes a legdrag takedown on Mr. Roboto.
Viento de Muerta tries to throw Mr. Roboto over the top rope.
Mr. Roboto has been eliminated.
The crowd is starting to get behind Viento de Muerta.]

BH:  Mr. Roboto is gone!  Five men are left in this match, and El Viento is making a huge impact.

EL:  Blah blah blah.  What’s Dodger doing over there?

[Y2K tries to throw Viento de Muerta over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Y2K tries to throw Viento de Muerta over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Y2K runs into the ropes.
Viento de Muerta hits Y2K with a clothesline.
Viento de Muerta nails Y2K with a flying bulldog.
A small "Viento de Muerta" chant is being started.
Viento de Muerta hits a springboard splash on Y2K.
Julia Barrymore counts: One]

BH:  What an amazing springboard splash!  This could be it!

[two, Melanie distracts Julia Barrymore.]

BH:  That should have been a three count!

EL:  HA HA HA!  El Mariachi’s luck ends here.

[The Artful Dodger whips Black Fathom IV into the ropes.
Black Fathom IV misses with a kick.
Black Fathom IV nails The Artful Dodger with an Asai moonsault.
There is no referee to count.
Black Fathom IV hits The Artful Dodger with a back suplex.
Black Fathom IV runs into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger hits Black Fathom IV with a backbreaker.
Julia Barrymore is back on the job.
The Artful Dodger takes Black Fathom IV down with the Sammartino slingshot.
The Artful Dodger is going for the pin.
Julia Barrymore counts: One]

BH:  What a great match!  Sammartino slingshot!  ONE!

[two]

BH:  TWO!

[thr… kickout.]

BH:  THREE!  NO!  Almost a three count!

[The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger executes a clothesline on Black Fathom IV.
The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Artful Dodger takes Black Fathom IV down with a backbreaker.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Artful Dodger executes a DDT on Black Fathom IV.
The crowd is giving The Artful Dodger a standing ovation.
The Artful Dodger whips Black Fathom IV into the ropes.
Black Fathom IV misses with an elbow.
The Artful Dodger hits Black Fathom IV with a clothesline.
Y2K tries to throw The Artful Dodger over the top rope.
The Artful Dodger has been eliminated.
A small "Y2K" chant is being started.]

BH:  OH MY GOD!  Y2K just came up from behind Dodger and dumped him over the top!  I don’t like the way Dodger landed.  He could be hurt!

EL:  WHAT THE???  HE JUST ELIMINATED MY PICK!

[Black Fathom IV nails Viento de Muerta with a DDT.
A small "Black Fathom IV" chant is being started.
Black Fathom IV goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but Viento de Muerta
counters it with a rana.
Julia Barrymore counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is starting to get behind Viento de Muerta.
Viento de Muerta takes Black Fathom IV down with a dragon suplex.
Julia Barrymore counts: One]

BH:  Beautiful reversal… dragon suplex… he’s got him!  ONE!

[two]

BH:  TWO!

[thr... shoulder up.]

BH:  Only a two and a half!  We are down to the final four, folks.  Black Fathom IV, Corona Tecate, El Viento de Muerta, and Y2K!

EL:  It would only matter if it was a three count, Hudson.  I can’t believe Dodger was eliminated.  I gotta pick Corona Tecate now.  

[Y2K uses a legsweep faceslam on Black Fathom IV.
Viento de Muerta goes for a flying bulldog, but Black Fathom IV side-steps and
Viento de Muerta only hits air.
Black Fathom IV executes a clothesline on Viento de Muerta.
Black Fathom IV executes the The Blackout on Viento de Muerta.
The crowd is starting to get behind Black Fathom IV.
Black Fathom IV goes for the pin.
Julia Barrymore counts: One]

BH:  BLACKOUT!  ONE!

[two]

BH:  THIS COULD BE IT!

[three.
Viento de Muerta has been eliminated.]

BH:  El Viento is gone!  Only three men are remaining in this match!

[The crowd is starting to get behind Black Fathom IV.
Black Fathom IV tries to throw Corona Tecate over the top rope, but Y2K hits him from behind.
Y2K kicks Black Fathom IV.
Y2K hits Black Fathom IV.
Y2K takes Black Fathom IV down with a Russian legsweep.
Corona Tecate nails Y2K with a dropkick.]

BH:  These three men are showing that they want this championship badly!

EL:  I told you that Corona would win the belt!  He’s the veteran here!

[Corona Tecate whips Black Fathom IV into the ropes.
Corona Tecate nails Black Fathom IV with a clothesline.
Black Fathom IV goes over the top.
Black Fathom IV holds on to the ropes and slides back into the ring.
Y2K nails Corona Tecate with a cartwheel kick.
Y2K tries to throw Corona Tecate over the top rope.
Black Fathom IV comes from behind and pushes both men over the top rope.
Corona Tecate and Y2K have been eliminated.
The crowd is starting to get behind Black Fathom IV.]

BH:  I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!  BLACK FATHOM WINS!  BLACK FATHOM WINS!

EL:  Just like I predicted… Black Fathom IV is your new Cruiserweight Champion.

BH:  Rick Ascott is standing by the with official decision.

RA:  Ladies and gentlemen… The winner and NEW SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION … BLACK FATHOM IV!!!!

[Black Fathom IV goes over and grabs the microphone.]

Fathom: Thank you, thank you all.  I couldn't have done it without your support.  I am very grateful to be the first ever SWF Cruiserweight Champion.  And I owe it all to you.  But there's been something bugging me.  It has been made extremely obvious to me that Shhh and company will do whatever it takes to keep the masked wrestlers down.  Plus for some reason, merchandise for masked wrestlers is not as high as others.  So, because of that, I am hereby ridding myself of the mask. 

[Black Fathom starts to take off his mask. The crowd goes silent in anticipation.  Black Fathom IV pulls off his mask to reveal...... ANOTHER MASK!]

Fathom: That's right.  I know you all are shocked to find out that it's me.  I mean, who knew that Black Fathom IV was really... What?  

[Black Fathom IV goes over to listen to a fan who's trying to tell him that he still has a mask on.]  What?  I do? [Fathom reaches up and feels the mask on his face.]  

Fathom: Well, I'l be.  You're right.  My bad.  I always kept a spare on just in case Someone tries to pull of my mask.  Let's try this again.  

[Again Black Fathom IV starts to take off his mask.  The crowd is again silent in anticipation.  Black Fathom IV takes off his mask to reveal that he is in fact.........

Former SWF President Brian Frenck!!  The crowd gasps!]

Frenck: Did ya miss me?  I am back!!!  Of course I was never really gone.  
Once Shhhshie boy got the league up and going again, I decided to slip on in. 
 You know, Shhh, you guys really should do some more research on the 
wrestlers that you hire.  There was never any Black Fathom I - III  Those 
photos, and videos you saw of them?  All created with Forrest Gump 
Technology.  Hell, Black Fathom IV is a name of a friggin' Kansas song.  And 
so many damn clues out there, and you couldn't figure it out.  Hailing from 
Kill Devil Hills, NC, where I have a summer home.  The initials, BF.  

Frenck: Now I know what all you fans are wondering.  Am I here to take the league back over?  Hell no.  Shhh paid me more than what the league could've 
possibly made in 10 years.  No, When I ran the league, Shhh was a thorn in my 
side.  And now the tables have turned.  I am here to be the biggest pain to 
Mr. Shhh.  And I'm going to enjoy every single minute of it.

Frenck: Oh and let's not forget Equaloser.   You know E, you seemed to get 
kinda cocky when you thought I wasn't around.  Saying that you beat me and 
all.  When in fact you did no such thing.  And just last week, you and I 
wrestled for the first time.  In your "Specialty Match"  no less.  And after 
I got the victory, do you remember what I said to you E?  "This day will come 
back to haunt you."  That's right E, you lost to your archnemesis.  You can 
never win E.  You've tried to beat me so many times, but I always win.  Even 
when you don't realize that it's me, you can't beat me.  

[Frenck goes over to the corner and a ring attendant hands him the SWF Masked 
Championship Belt.]

Frenck: Well, now that I've taken off the mask, I won't be needing this 
anymore.  

[Frenck throws the belt into the stands and several fans try to 
grab it.]  

Frenck: As of now, there is no more Black Fathom IV.  But there is your 
new Cruiserweight Champion, "Critical" Brian Frenck!  And the fun is just 
beginning!

["Damaged" by Blue Oyster Cult plays as Brian Frenck heads back to the locker 
room with the Cruiserweight belt.]

BH:  I can’t believe it!  Black Fathom IV is really Brian Frenck!

EL:  Believe it, Hudson.  Not only that, but Brian Frenck is your new SWF Cruiserweight Champion.

BH:  Oh my, what a night it has been!  We’re just getting started, so there’s no telling what we will see next!

EL:  Especially when we are about to see that four way elimination match for the Toughman Title.  

BH:  Absolutely.  It’s not just any four men though.  These four guys absolutely hate each other, and we have been leading up to this match since the league reopened.  

EL:  Up until just about a week or two ago, Biggie Z was the Toughman champ and this match was a three way dance.  Then McKenzie came out of nowhere and took the strap and made it into a four man.

BH:  This is gonna be a real slobberknocker.  Let’s send it to Rick Ascott.

RA:  Ladies and gentlemen… This next match is a Four Way Elimination Bout for the SWF Toughman Title…

[The crowd cheers wildly.  After a brief pause, “F*cking Hostile” by Pantera blares over the sound system.]

RA:  Introducing first… from Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 300 lbs… The Master of the Druken Rage… 

GODS TEARS!!!!!

[GT pushes open the curtains and enters the arena.  The fans are booing loudly as Gods Tears slowly makes his way to the ring.  GT pauses and looks over at a young boy wearing a “Gods Tears” baseball cap.  GT smiles at the kid, grabs his cap and proceeds towards the ring.  His music is suddenly replaced by “We Care A Lot” by Faith No More.  The crowd pops loudly.]

RA:  Next… from Jackson, MS… weighing in at 360 lbs… 

MOON DOG GATOR!!!!!

[Fireworks go off on both sides of the entrance as Moon Dog charges through the curtains.  He stops a few feet from the entrance, looks up, and begins to bark loudly.  The crowd responds with barks of their own.  A fan tries to jump the guardrail, but security holds him back.  Moon Dog Gator walks over and bites the security guy.]

BH:  Moon Dog is in the house!  Listen to these fans going nuts for the former Toughman and World Champion!

EL:  What in the hell is GT doing?  Look out!

[Gods Tears exits the ring and charges at Moon Dog Gator.
Gods Tears uses a German suplex on Moon Dog Gator.
“We Care A Lot” by Faith No More fades out.
Gods Tears uses a Tombstone on Moon Dog Gator.
Gods Tears goes for an eye gouge, but Moon Dog Gator blocks it.
Moon Dog Gator punches Gods Tears.
Moon Dog Gator acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Moon Dog Gator punches Gods Tears.
Moon Dog Gator takes Gods Tears down with a vertical suplex.
Moon Dog Gator takes Gods Tears down with a forearm to the back.
Moon Dog Gator chops Gods Tears.
The crowd is wildly cheering Moon Dog Gator.
Moon Dog Gator kicks Gods Tears.
Gods Tears hits Moon Dog Gator.
A portion of the crowd is booing Gods Tears.
Gods Tears kicks Moon Dog Gator.
Moon Dog Gator kicks Gods Tears.
Gods Tears punches Moon Dog Gator.
Gods Tears chops Moon Dog Gator.]

BH:  A brawl has broken out, and we aren’t even done announcing the competitors yet!  It just goes to show the hatred that these men have for each other!

EL:  GT hates Moon Dog’s guts because of that whole Mr. Meteorite issue with The Judge.  I can’t say I blame him.  

[“Walkin On The Sun” by Smashmouth begins to blare over the sound system.]

RA:  Their opponent… Led to the ring by Ziggy Mour… from New York City… 

“BIGGIE Z” ZACK ADAMS!!!!!

[The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Biggie Z runs though the curtains and heads for Gods Tears and Moon Dog Gator.]

BH:  Now we’ve got three of them out there!

EL:  This is crazy, Hudson.  The match hasn’t even started, and it’s already out of control!

[Gods Tears hits Moon Dog Gator with a fist to the midsection.
Gods Tears and Zack Adams whip Moon Dog Gator into the ring.
Gods Tears goes for a headbutt, but Moon Dog Gator blocks it.
Moon Dog Gator kicks Gods Tears.
Moon Dog Gator hits Gods Tears.
Moon Dog Gator throws Gods Tears back into the ring.
Zack Adams hits a vertical suplex on Moon Dog Gator.
Moon Dog Gator enters the ring.
Zack Adams follows him in.
Gods Tears nails Zack Adams with a forearm to the back.
Gods Tears kicks Moon Dog Gator.
Gods Tears takes Zack Adams down with a headbutt.
Gods Tears takes Moon Dog Gator down with a headbutt.
Gods Tears throws Zack Adams out of the ring
Gods Tears nails Moon Dog Gator with an inverted power bomb.]

BH:  This is just pure carnage!  

EL:  I can’t believe it!  Gods Tears is taking on both men, and it looks like he’s going for his Drunken Rage!

BH:  It really doesn’t matter, Ernie.  The match has yet to start.

[Gods Tears executes the Drunken Rage on Moon Dog Gator.
Zack Adams is handed a steel chair.
Zack Adams reenters the ring.
Moon Dog Gator is writhing in pain.
Zack Adams nails Gods Tears with the steel chair.
Zack Adams nails Moon Dog Gator with the steel chair.
Zack Adams sets up the steel chair.
Zack Adams power bombs Gods Tears onto the steel chair.
The crowd is going wild.]

BH:  OH MY GOD!  Adams just powerbombed Tears directly on that chair!  He could be out cold!

EL:  Where the hell is McKenzie?  We can’t start this match without the champ.

[Zack Adams gives the sign for the Big Bad Z.
Zack Adams hits Moon Dog Gator.
Zack Adams attempts to place Moon Dog Gator on the turnbuckle, but is distracted as “Sons of Scotland” by James Horner begins to play throughout the arena.]

BH:  Here comes the SWF Toughman Champion!!!

[The fans cheer loudly as Sean McKenzie runs through the curtains and slides into the ring.  Jezebel can be seen following far behind him.  John Shaft finally rings the bell.]

BH:  This match is now officially underway, and McKenzie appears to be going right after Zack Adams!

EL:  Out of all the guys in this match, I’d say that Biggie is the most hated.

[Sean McKenzie hits Zack Adams with the Toughman belt.
Sean McKenzie hits Zack Adams with the Toughman belt.
The crowd is going crazy.
Sean McKenzie hands the Toughman belt to Jezebel.
Sean McKenzie whips Zack Adams into the ropes.
Zack Adams misses with a shoulderblock.
Sean McKenzie locks Zack Adams in a bearhug.
Sean McKenzie lets go after 5 seconds.
Sean McKenzie executes the Execution on Zack Adams.
The crowd is really behind Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie goes for the pin.
John Shaft counts: One, two, thr… Moon Dog Gator makes the save.]

BH:  EXECUTION!  ONE… TWO… THR… NO… Moon Dog makes the save!

EL:  Why would he do that?  I mean, you would think that he would want McKenzie to get rid of Biggie.  

BH:  It’s hard to understand what’s going on in Moon Dog’s mind.

[Moon Dog Gator hits Zack Adams.
Moon Dog Gator kicks Zack Adams.
Gods Tears leaves the ring.
Moon Dog Gator nails Zack Adams with the D-Dog-T.
The fans are cheering wildly.
Gods Tears pulls Zack Adams out of the ring.
Gods Tears takes Zack Adams down with a vertical suplex.
Moon Dog Gator leaves the ring.
Moon Dog Gator hits a swinging neckbreaker on Gods Tears.
A portion of the crowd is booing Gods Tears.]

BH:  We’ve got three men back on the outside again.  This match is just total chaos!

EL:  Well, it’s not a chaos match, but it’s pretty nuts in there.

[Moon Dog Gator kicks Gods Tears.
Gods Tears punches Moon Dog Gator.
Moon Dog Gator hits Gods Tears.
Zack Adams gets back to his feet.
Sean McKenzie comes over and lays out Zack Adams.
Gods Tears and Sean McKenzie whip Moon Dog Gator into the guardrail.
Gods Tears hits a dropkick to the knee on Sean McKenzie.
Gods Tears goes for a forearm to the back, but Sean McKenzie side-steps and Gods Tears only hits air.
Moon Dog Gator hits Gods Tears and Sean McKenzie with a double clothesline.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Moon Dog Gator.
Moon Dog Gator goes for the pin on Zack Adams.
John Shaft counts: One, two, kickout.
Sean McKenzie chops Zack Adams.
Sean McKenzie chops Zack Adams.
Gods Tears hits a dropkick to the knee on Zack Adams.]

BH:  I’m not quite sure what’s going on here, Ernie.  All three men seem to be teaming up against Adams yet again!

EL:  McKenzie is calling Moon Dog over.  What’s the deal here?  I thought all of these guys hated each other?  They are supposed to be destroying each other now.

[Sean McKenzie and Moon Dog Gator head towards the back.
Gods Tears nails Zack Adams with a gutbuster.
Gods Tears hits Zack Adams.
Gods Tears spits on a fan at ringside.
The crowd is loudly booing Gods Tears.
Sean McKenzie and Moon Dog Gator are near the entrance.
Sean McKenzie sets up a table.
Moon Dog Gator sets up a second table on top of it.
Gods Tears nails Zack Adams with a headbutt.
Gods Tears is handed the ring bell.
Gods Tears nails Zack Adams with the ring bell.
Gods Tears nails Zack Adams with the ring bell.
Sean McKenzie and Moon Dog Gator lift up a third table.
They try to place it on top of the other two tables.]

BH:  McKenzie and Moon Dog have both left the ring area and are setting up tables on top of each other.  What in the world is going on?

EL:  I have no idea, Hudson.  This is one of the most bizarre matches I’ve ever seen.  They’ve got three tables stacked up over there, and Gods Tears is beating the hell out of Biggie at the ring.

[Moon Dog Gator is headed back to ringside.
Gods Tears sets up a chair.
Gods Tears drops Zack Adams onto the chair with a piledriver.
Moon Dog Gator is handed a tire iron.
Moon Dog Gator hits Zack Adams with the tire iron.
Moon Dog Gator throws Zack Adams over the guardrail.
Moon Dog Gator flings Zack Adams over a row of chairs.
Gods Tears and Moon Dog Gator lift Zack Adams up.
They carry him up the stairs.]

BH:  I’m afraid I’m at a loss for words here.  I’m just not sure what is going on here.  

EL:  They’re going through the fans and up the stairs onto the second level.  This is nuts.

BH:  Well they appear to be carrying him around closer to the entrance.  I think I see what’s coming.

[They are on the second floor.
Gods Tears and Moon Dog Gator are carrying Zack Adams.
They try to throw him over the railing, but Zack Adams blocks it.
Zack Adams takes Gods Tears down with a choke slam.
Moon Dog Gator hits a headbutt on Zack Adams.
Zack Adams executes a DDT on Moon Dog Gator.
There are lots of chants for Zack Adams.
Zack Adams is going for the pin.
John Shaft counts: One]

BH:  They tried to toss Adams over through those tables, but he’s fighting back!  DDT!  ONE!

[two]

BH:  TWO!

[kickout. 
There are lots of chants for Zack Adams.]

BH: ONLY A TWO COUNT!  THIS MATCH ISN’T QUITE OVER YET FOR THE BIG MAN FROM NEW YORK CITY!

EL:  Just imagine what was going through Ziggy’s head when they almost tossed Biggie off from the second floor.

[Zack Adams takes Moon Dog Gator down with a choke slam.
Gods Tears nails Zack Adams with a forearm to the back.
Gods Tears executes an inverted power bomb on Zack Adams.
Moon Dog Gator kicks Zack Adams.
Gods Tears and Moon Dog Gator lift Zack Adams.
Gods Tears and Moon Dog Gator try to throw Zack Adams over the railing.
Zack Adams falls over the second floor railing and through the three tables below.
All three tables are broken.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

BH:  OH MY GOD!  OH MY GOD!  OH MY GOD!

EL:  I never thought I’d see GT and Moon Dog working together, but I gotta say… after what I just saw… I’ll believe anything.
 
[Zack Adams is out cold.
Sean McKenzie gives the sign for the Execution.
Zack Adams is not moving.
Gods Tears and Moon Dog Gator are on their way down the stairs.
Sean McKenzie sets up a table.
Sean McKenzie places Zack Adams on the table.
Sean McKenzie executes the Execution on Zack Adams.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

BH:  Enough is enough, god dammit!

EL:  I guess it’s safe to say that Biggie won’t be reclaiming the title?

BH:  I’m seeing a new side of Sean McKenzie tonight.  I really never thought I would see him stoop this low.

[Sean McKenzie goes for the pin.
John Shaft counts: One]

BH:  We’ve got a one count… this one is over…

[two,
Gods Tears pushes Moon Dog Gator towards Sean McKenzie.]

BH:  two count… and…

[thr… Moon Dog Gator breaks the count.
Sean McKenzie is yelling at Moon Dog Gator.
Moon Dog Gator barks to the fans.
Sean McKenzie pushes Moon Dog Gator.
Moon Dog Gator pushes Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie hits Moon Dog Gator.
Moon Dog Gator hits Sean McKenzie.
Gods Tears goes for the pin on Zack Adams.
John Shaft counts: One, two, three.
Zack Adams has been eliminated.]

BH:  Adams is officially eliminated from this one.  I can’t believe that trick Gods Tears just pulled.

EL:  It was brilliant!  McKenzie had the pin, but GT shoved Moon Dog into him to break it.  That made The Duke think that Moon Dog was once again trying to break the pin, and while they were fighting… GT got the pin!  I think tonight is GT’s night!  He’s regaining the Toughman belt!

[Gods Tears locks Sean McKenzie in the torture rack.
Sean McKenzie breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Gods Tears nails Sean McKenzie with a gutbuster.
Gods Tears is being booed out of the building.
Moon Dog Gator reenters the ring.
Gods Tears catches Sean McKenzie in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
Sean McKenzie is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Gods Tears lets go after 16 seconds.]

BH:  It should be noted that all four men who were participating in this match tonight have held the Toughman title at one point in their career.  In fact, I believe all of them but Gods Tears have held that title more than once.

EL:  Yeah, but GT was the longest reigning Toughman champ.  Here’s something I never thought I’d say… Moon Dog is playing it smart.  He’s returned to the ring to rest while GT and McKenzie are fighting outside.

[Gods Tears and Sean McKenzie are brawling up the aisle.
Gods Tears nails Sean McKenzie with a forearm to the back.
Gods Tears hits Sean McKenzie with a power bomb.
John Shaft counts: One]

BH:  Power bomb by GT!  That’s one!

[two]

BH:  Two!

[shoulder up.]

BH:  Not quite three!  What an upset that would have been for the champ to get eliminated that early.

EL:  It would have been great.  I think it’s obvious by now that GT is walking out with the belt tonight.  He’s been so close to that title so many times since the reopening of the SWF, but every time he seems to get ripped off.  Remember when The Judge came out as Mr. Meteorite #666 and tricked him into leaving the ring?  

BH:  Yes, and it was certainly a shock to find out that The Judge was indeed Mr. Meteorite #666.

[Gods Tears hits Sean McKenzie with a kick.
Gods Tears hits Sean McKenzie.
Gods Tears takes Sean McKenzie down with a bodyslam.
Gods Tears reenters the ring.
Moon Dog Gator hits Gods Tears.
Moon Dog Gator hits a swinging neckbreaker on Gods Tears.
Moon Dog Gator goes for the pin.
John Shaft counts: One, two, kickout.]

BH:  Near fall by Moon Dog Gator.  He was just inches away from eliminating Tears.

EL:  It won’t be that easy, Hudson.  You can bet on that.

[Sean McKenzie pulls a table out from under the ring.
Sean McKenzie slides the table into the ring.
Moon Dog Gator takes Gods Tears down with a powerslam.
Sean McKenzie is handed a steel chair.
Sean McKenzie throws the steel chair into the ring.
Moon Dog Gator puts Gods Tears in a choke against the ropes.
Moon Dog Gator breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Sean McKenzie is handed a steel chair.
Sean McKenzie reenters the ring.]

EL:  Moon Dog is tearing the hell out of GT in the ring, and McKenzie has something on his mind evidently.   

BH:  He’s sent a table and two chairs in the ring, and now he’s going in.  Whatever he’s thinking… it can’t be good.

[Sean McKenzie swings the steel chair at Moon Dog Gator, but he
 ducks out of the way.
Moon Dog Gator nails Sean McKenzie with a kick to the midsection.
Gods Tears takes a steel chair.
Moon Dog Gator whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
Moon Dog Gator hits Sean McKenzie with a clothesline.
Gods Tears nails Moon Dog Gator with the steel chair.
Sean McKenzie takes a steel chair.
Gods Tears nails Moon Dog Gator with the steel chair.
Sean McKenzie nails Moon Dog Gator with the steel chair.
Gods Tears nails Moon Dog Gator with the steel chair.
Sean McKenzie nails Moon Dog Gator with the steel chair.
Gods Tears nails Moon Dog Gator with the steel chair.
Sean McKenzie nails Moon Dog Gator with the steel chair.
Moon Dog Gator collapses.
Moon Dog Gator is out cold.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

BH:  MY GOD!  THIS IS BRUTAL!

EL:  This is why there are so few contenders to the Toughman belt!  All of the other guys who wanted a shot got killed in the ring.

BH:  I just can’t believe this side of McKenzie we are seeing.

EL:  I love it!  GT and The Duke are unloading on Moon Dog with those chairshots!  I don’t think Moon Dog is going anywhere.

[Sean McKenzie sets up the chair.
Gods Tears sets up the chair.
Gods Tears hits Moon Dog Gator with an inverted power bomb on the chairs.
The crowd is cheering wildly.]

EL:  YES!  They set up those two chairs and GT drove Moon Dog right through both of them!  This is a beautiful disaster of a match, Hudson!

BH:  You really think this is good wrestling?

EL:  Does it hurt?

BH:  Well of course it hurts.

EL:  Then it’s good.

[Gods Tears climbs to the second turnbuckle and gives the crowd a middle finger.
Sean McKenzie executes The Execution on Moon Dog Gator.
Sean McKenzie goes for the pin.
John Shaft counts: One]

BH:  EXECUTION!  ONE!

[two,
Gods Tears takes a steel chair.]

BH:  TWO!

[thr… Gods Tears nails Sean McKenzie with the steel chair.
A wave of boos is going through the arena.]

BH:  Not a three count!  Unbelievable! 

[Gods Tears goes for the pin on Moon Dog Gator.
John Shaft counts: One]

BH:  No!  This isn’t right!

[two]

EL:  HA HA HA!  It’s more than right!

[three.
Moon Dog Gator has been eliminated.
The fans are using Gods Tears as target practice.]

BH:  It’s a three count, and Moon Dog Gator has been eliminated!

EL:  I told you GT was taking the title home tonight, Hudson!  He’s 2 and 0!

[Gods Tears goes for the pin on Sean McKenzie.
John Shaft counts: One]

EL:  He’s going for the pin on McKenzie now!

[two]

EL:  TWO… NEW CHAMPION!!!!

[thr… kickout.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

EL: NO!!!

BH:  Only two!  It was only a two count!  Sean McKenzie will not give up!

[Gods Tears whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
Gods Tears misses with a clothesline.
Sean McKenzie hits him with a clothesline.
The crowd begins a “Sean McKenzie” chant.
Sean McKenzie takes Gods Tears down with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker.
Sean McKenzie whips Gods Tears into the ropes.
Gods Tears hits Sean McKenzie with a kick.
Gods Tears hits a fist to the midsection on Sean McKenzie.
Gods Tears whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes.
Sean McKenzie misses with a kick.
Gods Tears executes a faceslam on Sean McKenzie.
Gods Tears executes the The Drunken Rage on Sean McKenzie.]

BH:  McKenzie is fighting back!  That was a beautiful stomachbreaker!  But wait!  No!  Gods Tears catches him… DRUNKEN RAGE!

EL:  I TOLD YOU!  GT HAS IT WON!  IT’S ALL OVER!  NEW CHAMPION!

[Sean McKenzie is valiantly trying to break the hold.]

BH:  The Champ is doing his best to break that hold, but he just can’t seem to do it!

EL:  No one breaks out of Drunken Rage!  

[Sean McKenzie reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Gods Tears pulls him to the middle of the ring.
Gods Tears executes The Drunken Rage on Sean McKenzie.
Sean McKenzie is valiantly trying to break the hold.]

BH:  And Tears once again locks the Drunken Rage on the reigning Toughman Champion.

EL:  There’s no escape!  No man can take this much pain!

[Sean McKenzie is writing in pain.
Sean McKenzie is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The crowd is cheering Sean McKenzie on.
The Judge comes to ringside.]

BH:  McKenzie just will not give up!  This man has so much heart!

EL:  Look out!  It’s The Judge!  Turn around GT!!!

[The Judge enters the ring and delivers a kick to Gods Tears.
The Judge whips Gods Tears into the ropes.
The Judge hits him with a clothesline.
The Judge goes for the Death Sentence, but Gods Tears counters with a low blow.
Gods Tears hits The Judge.
Gods Tears kicks The Judge.
Gods Tears whips The Judge into the ropes.
Gods Tears hits him with a clothesline.
Mr. Meteorite #666 comes to ringside.]

BH:  The Judge may have broken Drunken Rage, but Gods Tears is fighting back all he can!  He is one tough son of a gun!

EL:  Hudson!  Do you see what I’m seeing???

[Mr. Meteorite #666 is handed a steel chair.
Mr. Meteorite #666 enters the ring.
Mr. Meteorite #666 nails Gods Tears with the steel chair.
Mr. Meteorite #666 sets up the chair in the corner.
Mr. Meteorite #666 executes the D-Dog-T onto the chair.
The crowd gives a mixed reaction.]

EL:  What the hell??

BH:  Fans, I am not sure what to make of this!  I thought that The Judge was Mr. Meteorite #666, but we’re seeing both of them out there together right now.  This is absurd!

EL:  Look at McKenzie!  He’s letting it happen!

BH:  What is going on in Sean’s mind?  He has NEVER been like this before.  I can’t believe he is letting this carnage go on.

[The Judge executes the Death Sentence on Gods Tears.
Mr. Meteorite #666 nails Gods Tears with a steel chair.
The Judge sets up the table.
Mr. Meteorite #666 places Gods Tears on the top turnbuckle.
The Judge and Mr. Meteorite #666 send Gods Tears through the table with a spike piledriver.
The table is broken in half.
Mr. Meteorite #666 gives Gods Tears a middle finger.
The Judge and Mr. Meteorite #666 leave the ring area.
Sean McKenzie places one foot on Gods Tears.
John Shaft counts: One]

BH:  I was hoping for McKenzie to take the win here tonight, but not like this!  

[two]

EL:  Are you sure I’m not hallucinating here, Hudson?  The Judge and Mr. Meteorite #666 together… plus McKenzie is taking a cheap pin!

[three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
“Sons of Scotland” again plays over the sound system.]

RA: Ladies and gentlemen… Your winner and STILL SWF TOUGHMAN CHAMPION… SEAN “THE DUKE” MCKENZIE!!!!!

BH:  I don’t know what to say here, folks.  I don’t see how Sean McKenzie can take a victory like that.  This is not like him.  

EL:  You take a win any way you can.

BH:  I am no fan of Gods Tears, but I’m a little upset about what happened here tonight.  He was literally ripped off.  Like it or not, Gods Tears should be the new Toughman Champion right now.  

EL:  He’s not, Hudson, and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.  Are you sure that the Judge and Mr. Meteorite were really out here together?  Maybe it was trick photography.

BH:  Enough of that, Ernie.  If you think it through, it was probably Moon Dog Gator.  Moon Dog was eliminated, a few minutes passed, The Judge came out, and then came Mr. Meteorite.  Where was Moon Dog?  I think it’s obvious.

EL:  Maybe… but maybe not.

BH:  Well, this has been an amazing night of action so far… not to mention full of surprises.  I’m sure there will be many more to come.  I’ll be back later tonight for more commentary…

EL:  I’ll be the referee for the main event!

BH:  That’s right.  Right now, let’s send it over to Chip Collins and The Sportin Fool to see who will be the new world champion.

(We see a crowd shot from inside the top of Madison Square Garden, the most
famous sports arena in this country.  The camera pans past the Spanish, French
and Flemish announce tables, focusing in on the American broadcast team of 
where Chip Collins and "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen.  Chip is looking 
sharp in his pinstripe suit, red power tie and his gold SWF lapel pin.  The 
Fool is wearing a Pittsburgh Penguins baseball cap...and a black trenchcoat.)

Chip: We have gone from 32 wrestlers down to the final two.  Hello again,
everyone.  I'm Chip Collins, along with the man wrestling fans love to 
love...

Fool: "The Sportin' Fool" Tim Thorsen!  And Chip, The Fool has a special 
announcement to make.

Chip: Don't you think you're offensive enough for one night?

Fool: Not yet.  The Fool has been wearing this trenchcoat in honor of the SWF
President, the greatest World Champion of all time, and the guy who pays
us an obscene amount of money to show up at pay-per-views, Mr. Shhh!

(Chip shakes his head sadly.)

Fool: But since The Sportin' Fool has sensitivity and tact, The Fool will
now remove The Fool's trenchcoat.

(The Sportin' Fool takes off his trenchcoat to reveal a red and blue T-shirt.
The front has "99" encircled with a slash through it.  The back reads
"Gretzky sucks!")

Fool: The Fool thanks you!

(There are loud boos from the crowd.)

Chip: No personal pronouns tonight?

Fool: The Fool will be referring to himself in the third person.  The Fool
hears that's a real moneymaker.

Chip: Nothing like upsetting a large group of New Yorkers.  Time for ring
introductions with Rick Ascott.

(Rick Ascott takes the mic.)

RA: The following contest is set for one fall.  It is the final match in
the SWF Heavyweight Title Tournament.  There will be no disqualifications, 
no countouts and no time limit!

(The crowd cheers lustily as "And Justice For All" by Metallica kicks in.
Flashing white lights start up near the entranceway as red fireworks go off.)

RA:
Introducing first...
Hailing from Los Angeles, California...
Weighing in at 294 pounds...

Former SWF American Champion...
Fatal Fury!

(Fatal Fury comes out to the roar of the crowd, making his way toward the 
ring.)

Chip: He's made it this far and tonight, for the first time, Fatal Fury gets
his shot at the SWF World Title at our biggest event of the year.

Fool: Pipe down!  The Fool wants to watch the real champion come out. 

("Money" by Pink Floyd plays as The Family's video montage fills the 
screen.  Laser lights bounce in time to the music.)

RA: His opponent...
Hailing from Parts Unknown...
Weighing in at 252 pounds...

The Family Champion!

(The mysterious masked man slowly makes his way from the back.)

Fool: You know, seeing that entrance, and hearing that music sends chills
up and down the Fool's spine.

Chip: You still think that it's Mr. Shhh under the mask?

Fool: You haven't been paying attention, have you?

Chip: Remy LeBeau is your referee and...oh my!

(Fatal Fury attacks The Family Champion before the bell.
Fatal Fury hits The Family Champion with a belly-to-back suplex.
Fatal Fury goes for an elbowdrop, but The Family Champion rolls out of the way.
Remy LeBeau signals for the bell.
The bell rings.)

Chip: Fatal Fury gets a shot in, but the Family Champion is too quick for
him.

(The Family Champion whips Fatal Fury into the ropes, but Fatal Fury reverses it.
Fatal Fury and The Family Champion get hit with a double clothesline.
Fatal Fury takes The Family Champion down with a Hotshot.
Fatal Fury uses a kneedrop on The Family Champion.
Fatal Fury whips The Family Champion into the turnbuckle, but
The Family Champion reverses it.
The Family Champion runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Fatal Fury
 moves out of the way.)

Chip: That's odd.

Fool: What's odd?

(Fatal Fury uses an elbowsmash on The Family Champion.
Fatal Fury throws The Family Champion out of the ring.
Fatal Fury goes through the ropes.
Fatal Fury whips The Family Champion into the guardrail.
Fatal Fury takes The Family Champion down with an inverted power bomb.)

Chip: Power Bomb on the floor!  It says here that Mr. Shhh is supposed to
be doing commentary with us for this match, but he's not here.

Fool: See?

(Fatal Fury throws The Family Champion back into the ring.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.
Fatal Fury is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Fatal Fury executes a Big Leg Drop on The Family Champion.
Fatal Fury further incites the crowd.
Fatal Fury hits a lariat on The Family Champion.)

Chip: It's been all Fatal Fury, as he sets up for the Furious Fall!

Fool: No!  This can't be happening!

(Fatal Fury goes for the Furious Fall, but The Family Champion counters it with a backdrop.
The Family Champion whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
Fatal Fury misses with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury hits The Family Champion with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury uses a backbreaker on The Family Champion.
Fatal Fury whips The Family Champion into the ropes.
The Family Champion goes for a back heel kick, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury goes for a Hotshot, but The Family Champion counters it with
a Thesz press.
Remy Le Beau counts: One, kickout.)

Chip: First near fall of the match by the masked man.

Fool: The Fool is worried, Chip.  Whoever wins this should be easy pickings 
for Equalizer.

(The Family Champion uses a Big Leg Drop on Fatal Fury.
The Family Champion throws Fatal Fury out of the ring.
The Family Champion jumps onto him with a springboard plancha.
The crowd is really behind The Family Champion.
The crowd is going crazy.
The Family Champion knocks Fatal Fury into the ringsteps.
The crowd is going crazy.
The Family Champion whips Fatal Fury into the Spanish announcer's table.)

Chip: Mister...I mean the Family Champion is in control!

Fool: Gotcha!  Doesn't he look great?

(The Family Champion takes Fatal Fury down with an elbowsmash.
The Family Champion nails Fatal Fury with a Frankensteiner.
The Family Champion goes for the The Peacemaker, but Fatal Fury
counters it with a kick to the head.
Fatal Fury whips The Family Champion into the guardrail.
Fatal Fury whips The Family Champion into the guardrail.)

Chip: What a counter by Fatal Fury!  This man does not receive enough 
credit for his technical skill.

Fool: They're coming this way!

(Fatal Fury whips The Family Champion into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Family Champion sets up Fatal Fury on the Canadian announcers' table.
The Family Champion hits a faceslam on Fatal Fury.
The table doesn't break.)

Fool: Those Canadian announcers look familiar.

(We cut to the Canadian announcers' table.)

Captain Canuck: That was aboot beautiful, eh?

Tom Rogers: Speak English, you friggin' moose jockey!

(Cut back to the American commentary team.)

Chip: Look who's in the front row!

(Sandman is seated in the front row.
Sandman hands The Family Champion a pitchfork.
The Family Champion takes a swing at Fatal Fury with the pitchfork, but he
gets out of the way.
Fatal Fury snatches the pitchfork from him.
Fatal Fury hits him with the pitchfork.
They're brawling inside the ring area.)

Chip: Fans, don't forget that our next pay-per-view, SWF Beach Brawl, will
take place on Sunday night, June 6th from the Redneck Riviera in Panama
City, Florida.

Fool: Really?  I thought we were having it at South of the Border like
last year.

Chip: Gotcha!

(Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.
Fatal Fury further incites the crowd.
Fatal Fury knocks The Family Champion into the ringsteps.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.
Fatal Fury further incites the crowd.
Fatal Fury knocks The Family Champion into the ringsteps.
Fatal Fury nails The Family Champion with a Gorilla Press.
Fatal Fury knocks The Family Champion into the ringsteps.
Fatal Fury is being booed like there is no tomorrow.)

Fool: "THE FOOL THOUGHT"!  I meant to say "THE FOOL THOUGHT"!  Dammit!

Chip: It's been all Fatal Fury here in the opening minutes.

(They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Family Champion hits him with the pitchfork.
The chants for The Family Champion are deafening.
The Family Champion hits a jumping DDT on Fatal Fury.
The Family Champion knocks Fatal Fury into the ringsteps.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Family Champion whips Fatal Fury into the guardrail.
The Family Champion takes Fatal Fury down with a jumping neck snap.)

Chip: There are no rules.  These two can stay on the floor all night, but
the match has to end in the ring.

Fool: So it's not falls count anywhere.

(The Family Champion whips Fatal Fury into the guardrail.
The Family Champion hits Fatal Fury with an elbowsmash.
The Family Champion knocks Fatal Fury into the ringsteps.
The Family Champion chokes him with the pitchfork.
The Family Champion yells "Power is everything!".
The crowd is behind The Family Champion all the way.
The Family Champion hits him with the pitchfork.
The chants for The Family Champion are deafening.)

Chip: Whoever the Family's representative is, he's put on a great 
performance tonight.

Fool: I'm only sorry that Trey Lawrenze isn't here to see it.

(The Family Champion whips Fatal Fury into the guardrail.
The Family Champion whips Fatal Fury into the guardrail.
The Family Champion knocks Fatal Fury into the ringsteps.
The Family Champion whips Fatal Fury into the guardrail.
Mr. Smith is seated at ringside.
Mr. Smith hands The Family Champion brass knuckles.)

Chip: There's one of Mr. Shhh's bodyguards.  The Family members haven't 
been getting involved in the match, but they've been passing weapons to
the masked man.

(The Family Champion takes a swing at Fatal Fury with the knuckles, but he
gets out of the way.
Fatal Fury snatches the knuckles from him.
Fatal Fury takes a swing at The Family Champion with the knuckles, but he
gets out of the way.
The Family Champion snatches the knuckles from him.
The Family Champion takes a swing at Fatal Fury with the knuckles, but he
gets out of the way.
Fatal Fury snatches the knuckles from him.
Fatal Fury hits him with the knuckles.
Fatal Fury further incites the crowd.)

Fool: He's gonna slam the masked man through the Pig Latin announcers' 
table!

(Fatal Fury sets up The Family Champion on the table.
The scene cuts to the Pig Latin announce team.)

Mike Azevedo: Ose-thay azy-cray astards-bay!  Air-thay owing-gay ootay 
illkay usay oth-bay!

Rino Barino: Old-hay e-may!

(Fatal Fury tries to drive The Family Champion through the table with
an elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way.
The table didn't break.)

Chip: Look at that carnage!

Fool: It looks like rush hour on the BQE!  And the fans love it!  Sure,
our front office works out of a mental hospital in Florida, but matches
like these are why The Fool loves the S-W-F'n-F!

Chip: They're getting up!

(The Family Champion whips Fatal Fury into the guardrail.
The Family Champion goes for a fisherman suplex, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury nails The Family Champion with a vertical suplex.
Fatal Fury reenters the ring.
The Family Champion follows him back in.
The Family Champion brings the brass knuckles into the ring.)

Fool: What the hell?  They're going into the ring!

Chip: But the champion brought the nucs!

(The Family Champion hits him with the knuckles.
The chants for The Family Champion are deafening.
The Family Champion executes The Peacemaker on Fatal Fury.
The chants for The Family Champion are deafening.)

Chip: Peacemaker!  Peacemaker!

Fool: I told you!  I told you!

(The Family Champion goes for the pin.
Remy Le Beau counts: One, two, in the ropes...)

Chip: Fury gets his foot on the ropes!

(The Family Champion takes a swing at Fatal Fury with the knuckles, but he
gets out of the way.
Fatal Fury snatches the knuckles from him.
Fatal Fury takes a swing at The Family Champion with the knuckles, but he
gets out of the way.
The Family Champion snatches the knuckles from him.
The Family Champion hits him with the knuckles.
The chants for The Family Champion are deafening.
The Family Champion nails Fatal Fury with a Frankensteiner.)

Chip: Frankensteiner!  Here we go!  One...Two...

(Remy Le Beau counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)

Fool: NO!

(Fatal Fury kicks him in the groin.
Fatal Fury is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
He goes for the pin.)

Chip: He's got him!

(Remy Le Beau counts: One, two,...)

Chip: One!  Two!

(thr... kickout.)

CHip: Kickout!

Fool: NO SOUP FOR YOU!  

(Fatal Fury whips The Family Champion into the ropes.
The Family Champion hits Fatal Fury with a kick.
The Family Champion hits Fatal Fury with a front-layout superplex.
The Family Champion is going for the pin.)

Chip: Superplex!  It's over!

(Remy Le Beau counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.)

Chip: Kickout!

Fool: I have a sinking feeling about this.  Shhh is in trouble!  Equalizer's
gonna end up the World Champion.

(The Family Champion takes a swing at Fatal Fury with the knuckles, but he
gets out of the way.
Fatal Fury snatches the knuckles from him.
Fatal Fury hits him with the knuckles.
Fatal Fury is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Remy Le Beau throws the knuckles out of the ring.
Fatal Fury whips The Family Champion into the ropes.
Fatal Fury misses with a kick.
The Family Champion goes for a back heel kick, but Fatal Fury counters it with a legsweep.)

Chip: Don't forget this Sunday night, it will be the biggest Slaughterhouse
in SWF history when Equalizer faces a member of the Family in a lumberjack
match.

Fool: And how do think Equalizer feels, knowing that Brian Frenck is going
to be a lumberjack!

(Fatal Fury goes for a Hotshot, but The Family Champion counters it with a lariat.
The Family Champion takes Fatal Fury down with a faceslam.
The Family Champion runs into the ropes.
The Family Champion goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Fatal Fury
counters it with a side suplex.
Fatal Fury executes the Furious Fall on The Family Champion.)

Chip: Furious Fall!

(Remy Le Beau counts: One, two,...)

Chip: One!  Two!

(thr... kickout.)

Chip: I don't believe it!

Fool: No, sir!  Only two!

(Fatal Fury whips The Family Champion into the ropes.
The Family Champion hits Fatal Fury with a shoulderblock.
The Family Champion whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
The Family Champion misses with a clothesline.
The Family Champion misses with a shoulderblock.
The Family Champion hits Fatal Fury with a spinebuster slam.)

Chip: Spinebuster!

Fool: Cover that man!

(Remy Le Beau counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.)

Chip: Both men have just about run out of steam.

(The Family Champion executes a jawbreaker on Fatal Fury.
The crowd is behind The Family Champion all the way.
The Family Champion executes the The Peacemaker on Fatal Fury.
The chants for The Family Champion are deafening.)

Chip: The second peacemaker!

Fool: Peace, it's wonderful!

(The Family Champion goes for the pin.
Remy Le Beau counts: One, two,...)

Chip: One!  Two!

(thr... shoulder up.)

Fool: He got him!

Chip: No!  He got his shoulder up!  Remy LeBeau says that Fury got his
shoulder up!

(The Family Champion goes for a European uppercut, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury goes for a double underhook suplex, but The Family Champion
blocks it.
The Family Champion nails Fatal Fury with a piledriver.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Family Champion.
The Family Champion executes a front-layout superplex on Fatal Fury.
The Family Champion is going for the pin.)

Chip: Big superplex!  Fury is done!

(Remy Le Beau counts: One, two, in the ropes...)

Chip: Look how frustrated the Family Champion is.

Fool: Yeah, if he wasn't wearing a mask, I'm sure we could see the
frustration on his face.

(The Family Champion takes Fatal Fury down with a jumping neck snap.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Family Champion whips Fatal Fury into the turnbuckle.
The Family Champion runs shoulder-first into the corner.
The Family Champion goes for a spinebuster slam, but Fatal Fury
 counters it with a kneelift.
Fatal Fury hits a DDT on The Family Champion.)

Chip: DDT by Fatal Fury as we have just passed the 10 minute mark.  Who
will it be!

(Fatal Fury takes The Family Champion down with a lariat.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Fatal Fury executes the Furious Fall on The Family Champion.)

Chip: Furious Fall!  

(Remy Le Beau counts: One, two,...)

Chip: Do you believe in miracles?

(...thr... kickout.)

Fool: Hell, no!

(Fatal Fury whips The Family Champion into the ropes.
Fatal Fury nails The Family Champion with a choke slam.
Fatal Fury hits an elbowsmash on The Family Champion.
Fatal Fury nails The Family Champion with a vertical suplex.
Fatal Fury goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but The Family Champion blocks it.
The Family Champion executes the The Peacemaker on Fatal Fury.)

Chip: Peacemaker!

Fool: Mr. Shhh is gonna win it!

(The Family Champion goes for the pin.
Remy Le Beau counts: One, two,...)

Chip: One!  Two!

(...three.
The crowd is giving The Family Champion a standing ovation.)

Chip: THREE!  NEW CHAMPION! 

Fool: The Family is back in charge!

("Money" by Pink Floyd plays.)

RA: Here is your winner, in 11:05, and NEW SWF World Champion...The
Family Champion!

(Ascott hands the belt to the masked man.)

Chip: What a gutsy performance by the Family Champion!  Three tough wins in one night.  Fatal Fury very nearly ended up with the belt instead.

Fool: Uh-oh!  Now it's Equalizer's turn.

Chip: In that case, it's time for us to step aside.  Let's turn it over to Brandon Hudson and Thomas Gardner.

[Shot quickly switches to Brandon Hudson and Thomas Gardiner sitting at their announcer’s table.]

BH:  Thank you very much, and the final match of tonight’s even is just moments away.  It’s been an amazing night so far, and I have a feeling that we haven’t seen much of anything yet.

TG:  What about this Family Champion guy?  He’s obviously Mr. Shhh.  He’s used the Peacemaker, his theme music is Pink Floyd’s “Money”, he is being introduced at just a few pounds over Mr. Shhh’s wrestling weight.  How many more clues do we need?

BH:  Well that is certainly… wait a minute… here comes Equalizer!

[The crowd erupts into a mixed reaction of cheers and boos as “Sweet Dreams” by Marilyn Manson blares over the speaker system and Equalizer steps onto the platform.  Mickey is following close behind him.]

BH:  Equalizer is on his way to the ring, and he looks like a man on a mission!

TG:  I have never in my life seen him like this.  He is so determined, and for once everything is in his favor.  

[Equalizer and Mickey enter the ring as “Sweet Dreams” dies down.  The Family Champion has bailed out of the ring and is making his way towards the entrance.]

TG:  Where is he going, Brandon?  He just won the heavyweight championship of the world, and now he’s gonna walk out on his match with Equalizer?

BH:  You know, this doesn’t surprise me one bit.  Of course, I believe Equalizer said that if the match does not take place, he would automatically become the World Champion.

TG:  Very good point, Brandon.

("Money" by Pink Floyd blasts over the soundsystem of the arena as Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith step out from behind the curtains and shakes hands with the Family’s Champion. The Masked man has his newly won SWF Family World Heavyweight Championship around his waist, and a mic in his hands. The men in black are both dressed all out in black Armani. The music plays on as the Masked Man and company stay up top the rampway and stare down at the Equalizer, who's waiting in the ring.)

TG: ladies and gentlemen, the Masked Man, now the SWF Champion.

BH: The Family's Champion has the family's belt, god forbid you mess that up.  Anyways, the Masked Man has a mic, and the music is 
finally dying down, let's take it back to the rampway.

TG: Look at the Men In Black they look so cool, Mr. Sh..I mean the Masked Man even brought some adequate backup, he's a very smart guy.

BH:  You’re beginning to sound like Ernie.  I am really not so sure that Mr. Shhh is the man wearing that mask.

TG: What haven't you seen the guy wrestle, and finish off people with that move that just happen to be very reminiscent of Mr. Shhh's Peacemaker and how about his style? their styles are almost identical. look at the signs, that's Mr. Shhh up there!

BH: We’ll see.

(The shot fades back to the Masked Man and the Men In Black who are 
still standing on the rampway.)

Masked Man: You know what Equaloser, I had it all planned out. I was 
going to come out here, with my belt around my waist, and I was going 
to show you a little video. A video showing you why you are about to 
receive the beating of your life and why you should never have even 
though of screwing me, but I want to kick your lard ass so bad that 
I'm just going to get down to business. So listen up fat ass, The 
Family's Champion's speaking!

<Crowd is still on its feet but the arena's still silent.>

Masked Man: Equaloser, we've both been around the SWF for a while, 
though you've been here a little longer. But throughout our stays, 
we've gone our separate ways, we've stayed out of each other's general 
direction. We've had a few words and blows here and there, but nothing 
really substantial, until tonight, I'm sorry until the Ides Of March, 
last month. Hey Fat ass, are you starting to remember now? Wait, since 
I don't want to stay here all night waiting for your dumb ass to put 
the pieces together, I'll give you big hint. Boys?!

<The Men In Black walk over to the Masked Man. After he says something 
to them, the begin to take his mask off. The arena seems to get even 
quieter during the process. The Men In Black are about to pull the 
mask off of the Masked Man, when he lifts up his gloved right hand. 
They then take the mask off of his head but position it so that his 
face is covered by the mask. Then, as if to add an additional dramatic 
effect, the Men In Black drop the mask to the floor revealing our 
Masked man is none other than Double H The HeadHunter. At this 
revelation, there's a huge crowd pop.>

TG: What? It's The HeadHunter, it's The HeadHunter, The HeadHunter's The Family's Champion, and now the SWF Champion, wow, how did Mr.Shhh and Pagan ever manage to pull this off?

BH: I can't believe it, ladies and gentlemen, Double H The HeadHunter has returned to the SWF, and is now a member of his former enemies the Family, Mr. Shhh's family.

TG: I guess Mr.Shhh said he wouldn't wrestle anymore so he's gone out and gotten the next best thing.  But how?

BH: Who cares how, let the man speak, maybe we'll find out just how!

Double H: Wow fat man, you seem a little surprised. You seem a little 
surprised that I would step back into an SWF arena, much less ally 
myself with Mr.Shhh. and Pagan. Look at your miserable ass, you're 
about to urinate on yourself, that's just pathetic, but don't worry 
all that fear and worries you're having right now, they won't even 
compare to the beating that's coming. Equalizer, you should never ever 
have crossed me and cost me my title at the Ides of March. Oh yes, I 
do remember that, you cost me my title and now you're going to pay, 
plus, the boss doesn't like you and is more than happy that I'm going 
to take you out. Equalizer, your time has come, and your overdue ass 
kicking is here!!

<The HeadHunter takes off his belts and holds it up.>

Double H: This belt..that's what it's all about fat man. You wanted to be the first ever two time SWF World Heavyweight Champion, but I beat you to it. i'm the first ever two time SWF World Heavyweight Champion. I said I would bring the belt to The Family, where it belongs, and that fat man..that I did. And now, all that's left is to finish the job and take your sorry ass out, and that too..I will gladly too. 
Equalizer, the belt's on the line, the battle line's been drawn, and you fat man, are about to get the beating of your life by yours truly, and the lesson of your career, never cross the boss, especially when 
he's Mr.Shhh! Now boys, let's do this.

<The HeadHunter and the Men In Black then walk down to the ring to a somewhat mixed reaction.>

BH:  What an amazing turn of events!

TG:  Equalizer does not look happy at all, Brandon!

[The Equalizer attacks The Headhunter before the bell.
The Equalizer hits The Headhunter with a cartwheel kick.
The Equalizer whips The Headhunter into the turnbuckle.
The Equalizer throws The Headhunter out of the ring.
The Headhunter reenters the ring.
The Equalizer nails The Headhunter with a jack-knife power bomb.]

BH:  This match is starting out with some fast paced action!  Equalizer with a jack-knife power bomb. 

TG:  Good one too.  Equalizer is just beating Headhunter all over the ring here!

[The Equalizer nails The Headhunter with a chop.
The Equalizer whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter reverses it.
The Headhunter nails The Equalizer with a Frankensteiner.
Ernie Lee counts: One, two, kickout.]

BH: Headhunter making a comeback here, but why is Ernie Lee trying to count?  This is a first blood match, Ernie!

TG:  Probably because it was Headhunter who went for the pin.

[The Headhunter uses a fisherman suplex on The Equalizer.]

BH:  A fisherman suplex on Equalizer, but Headhunter has to remember that there are no pinfalls here.  It’s first blood only.

[The Headhunter goes for a frog splash, but The Equalizer gets his knees up.
The Equalizer takes The Headhunter down with a bodyslam.
The Equalizer whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter reverses it.
The Equalizer uses a cartwheel kick on The Headhunter.
The Equalizer throws The Headhunter out of the ring.
The Equalizer jumps onto him with a tope.
The Equalizer knocks The Headhunter into the ringsteps.
The Equalizer whips The Headhunter into the guardrail.
The Equalizer uses a punch on The Headhunter.
The Equalizer is handed a mop handle.
The Equalizer hits him with the mop handle.
The Equalizer further incites the crowd.
The Equalizer hits him with the mop handle.
The handle is broken in half.]

BH:  Equalizer is all over Headhunter here tonight.  Both of these men want to hold that World Heavyweight Championship more than anything else in the world.  

TG:  That mop handle was broken right in half over Headhunter’s back.  This is brutal!

BH:  And it’s a first blood match, Thomas.  It could really go either way.  I was just gonna say that I always knew how much the World title meant to Equalizer, but I never expected Headhunter to go against everything he has always believed in just to become the World Champion again.

[The Equalizer nails The Headhunter with a power bomb.
The Headhunter is busted wide open.
The Equalizer knocks The Headhunter into the ringsteps.
The Equalizer is handed a keyboard.
The Equalizer hits him with the keyboard.
The Equalizer is receiving a good reaction from the crowd.
The Equalizer hits him with a keyboard.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mr. Shhh and Sandman comes to ringside.]

BH:  The Equalizer is showing no mercy with Headhunter.  Wait a minute here.  Mr. Shhh and his head of security, Sandman, are on their way to the ring.  There is not supposed to be any interference!

TG:  What is Shhh thinking?  If he sticks his nose in this match, Equalizer ends up the champion!

[The Equalizer goes for a back suplex, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter whips The Equalizer into the guardrail.
The Headhunter reenters the ring.
The Equalizer slides a table in the ring.
The Equalizer follows him back in.
The Headhunter kicks The Equalizer.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
The Headhunter executes a jumping DDT on The Equalizer.]

BH:  Tremendous jumping DDT by Headhunter.  Like him or not, he’s a great athlete. 

TG:  And just like that, the momentum has shifted in this match.  E brought a table into the ring, so I guess it’s only a matter of time before that comes into play.

[The Headhunter whips The Equalizer into the ropes.
The Headhunter uses a kick to the head on The Equalizer.
The Headhunter takes The Equalizer down with a front-layout superplex.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".
The crowd is booing The Headhunter.]

BH:  I cannot believe The Headhunter is back.  I never expected this.  Do you think this had something to do with the contract negotiations they had a while back?

TG:  Great point, Brandon.  Mr. Shhh and Sandman have just sat down beside us.  I’ll be honest, it makes me a little uncomfortable.

[The Headhunter goes for a DDT, but The Equalizer blocks it.
The Equalizer hits a dropkick on The Headhunter.
The Equalizer uses a punch on The Headhunter.
The Equalizer whips The Headhunter into the turnbuckle.
The Equalizer charges into the corner, but The Headhunter moves out of the way.
The Headhunter sets up The Equalizer on the table.
The Headhunter executes a DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is cheering loudly.]

BH:  OH MY GOD!  HEADHUNTER JUST DROVE EQUALIZER THROUGH THAT TABLE WITH A DDT!  

TG:  Ernie Lee is checking for blood.  It doesn’t look like anyone’s cut open.

[The Headhunter executes a DDT on The Equalizer.
The Headhunter chops The Equalizer.
There are lots of chants for The Headhunter.
The Headhunter punches The Equalizer.
There are lots of chants for The Headhunter.
The Headhunter hits The Equalizer with a European uppercut.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".
The Headhunter goes for a jumping side kick, but The Equalizer
 ducks out of the way.
The Equalizer goes for a Russian legsweep, but The Headhunter counters it withan elbowsmash.
The Headhunter hits a spinebuster slam on The Equalizer.]

BH:  Series of reversals here, and it ends with the advantage on Headhunter.

TG:  He’s trying to get Equalizer up on the top turnbuckle.  What is he going for?

[The Headhunter places The Equalizer on the turnbuckle.
The Headhunter goes for a top-rope DDT, but The Equalizer counters it with a front-layout superplex.
The Equalizer is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Equalizer executes the HurriChaotic on The Headhunter.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Equalizer executes the Face Plant on The Headhunter.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

BH:  HurriChaotic… followed by FACE PLANT!  THE FACE PLANT!

TG:  HE DID IT, BRANDON!  

BH:  But don’t forget… this is first blood.  He can keep him down for as many counts as he wants, but it won’t do him much good.

[The Equalizer leaves the ring.
He returns with a steel chair.
The Equalizer nails The Headhunter with the steel chair.
The Equalizer nails The Headhunter with the steel chair.
Pagan and Aissa come to ringside.]

BH:  Equalizer is repeatedly bashing Headhunter in the head with that chair!  I would imagine this will continue until we get blood!

TG:  Look, Brandon!  Pagan and Aissa are headed for the ring!  I haven’t seen the two of them together since … well, I can’t remember the last time.

BH:  Maybe since the Birthday Blast Bash Party?  What are they doing here?

[The Equalizer nails The Headhunter with the steel chair.
Aissa sits down next to Mr. Shhh and Sandman.
Pagan climbs up on the ring apron.
The Equalizer turns around and swings at Pagan, but he jumps off the apron.]

BH:  What is Pagan thinking?  Does he want Equalizer as the World Champion???

[The Equalizer is yelling at Pagan.
The Equalizer turns around.
The Headhunter executes The Hit on The Equalizer.
The crowd is booing loudly.]

BH:  That’s it!  The Hit!  I can’t believe it!  This is twice now that Pagan has cost Equalizer a match!  

TG:  But he didn’t actually interfere, so it doesn’t count as a disqualification.

[The Headhunter drags The Equalizer into the corner.
The Headhunter nails The Equalizer with the steel chair.
Pagan enters the ring.
Pagan removes a razor blade from his pocket.
The Headhunter nails The Equalizer with the steel chair.
A wave of boos goes through the crowd.]

BH:  No!  Not like this!  Pagan has that razor blade up to Equalizer’s throat!  Someone has got to do something!

TG:  This is terrible! This is NOT fair!  Come on!

[Destiny comes to ringside.
The arena bursts into cheers.
Destiny enters the ring and steps between Pagan and The Equalizer.]

TG:  Destiny is here!  Perhaps to repay Equalizer for the time that he saved her from Pagan!

BH:  I’m glad that someone is out here to help Equalizer, but can we please get her out of there?  She does not need to be placed in danger like this.  

[Destiny is screaming “No!” at Pagan.
Pagan pulls his hand back and threatens to hit Destiny.]

BH:  This is just disgusting.  The Family will do anything to keep Equalizer away from the World title, and evidently that includes hitting an innocent woman.

TG:  I wonder why she refuses to let Pagan cut him?  That would count as interference from The Family and give Equalizer the belt.

BH:  Perhaps, but I don’t think dead men are able to defend titles.

[Destiny shakes her head.
Pagan smiles at Destiny.
Destiny points to Mickey and smiles.
Mickey enters the ring and looks out to the crowd.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

BH:  What is going on here?  One minute Destiny is near tears and now she is smiling?  

TG:  And why did she point to Mickey?  He’s in the ring now.

BH:  There is a look on Mickey’s face that disturbs me, Thomas.  We saw him earlier tonight, and there has been a very somber look all night long.  Something’s up, and I’m not sure this is what we were expecting.

[Mickey looks back to Pagan and Destiny.
Mickey takes the razor blade from Pagan’s hand.
The crowd erupts into massive boos.
Mickey looks down at Equalizer.
Mickey shakes his head.
Mickey turns around and begins to walk off.
Pagan grabs Mickey by the arm and pulls him back.
The Headhunter nails The Equalizer with the steel chair.
Pagan points down to The Equalizer.
Mickey lowers the razor blade near The Equalizer.
Mickey uses the razor blade on The Equalizer.
The Equalizer is cut open.
Ernie Lee calls for the bell.
Mickey throws the razor blade down on the mat.
The crowd is booing loudly.]

BH:  NO!  I CAN’T BELIEVE MY EYES!  BOTH DESTINY AND MICKEY HAVE TURNED ON EQUALIZER???  THIS IS DISGUSTING!

TG:  Never in a million years would I expect this.  

BH:  Let’s get the official word from Rick Ascott.

RA:  Ladies and gentlemen… The Winner and STILL SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... THE HEADHUNTER!!!!!

[“Money” by Pink Floyd blares over the arena sound system. The Headhunter, Pagan, and Destiny all high five each other.  Mr. Shhh, Sandman, and Aissa enter the ring and begin to celebrate with Headhunter.  Mickey is standing at the opposite side of the ring.]

BH:  This is Birthday Blast!  This was supposed to be the night that Equalizer got what he deserved.  After being screwed by Mr. Shhh repeatedly, this was the night that Equalizer should have walked out with the World Heavyweight Title back around his waist.  Instead, we see Equalizer lower than he has ever been before in his career.  He’s got no title, no chance at regaining it, and now… he has no friends either.  This is one of the most disgusting moments in SWF history.

TG:  But he does have one thing.  Remember, he gets a match against the Family member of his choosing.

BH:  Nevertheless, The Family outsmarted him yet again.  This time they used the two people closest to him against him… Destiny and his own bodyguard, Mickey.  

TG:  And of course, since Mickey interfered… Equalizer can’t blame it on the Family.  Mickey is not a Family member.

BH:  Wait one minute here!  Equalizer is pulling himself up to his feet!

[The Family quickly bail out of the ring.
The Equalizer lunges forward and nails Mickey with a clothesline.
The Equalizer executes the HurriChaotic on Mickey.
The crowd is going wild.]

BH:  Yes!  Yes!  Equalizer just hit the HurriChaotic on Mickey!  

[The Family turn and make their way backstage.
The Equalizer executes the Face Plant on Mickey.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

BH:  FACE PLANT!  MICKEY GETS EXACTLY WHAT HE DESERVES!

TG:  And you can see exactly how much The Family cares about Mickey as they’ve just left him behind to deal with Equalizer by himself.

BH:  These fans are going crazy!  We are all out of time, folks.  It’s been a remarkable night, and we hope to see you again next month as we come to you live with Beach Brawl 99.  Until then, for Thomas Gardiner, Simon Phoenix, Night Shade Lane, Johnny Ventures, Vance McMihn, Chip Collins, Tim Thorsen, Terry Jones, Phil Hogmoss, Ernie Lee, and Rick Ascott… I’m Brandon Hudson saying goodnight everybody!

[The cameras focus on The Equalizer beating the hell out of Mickey as the scene fades to the SWF logo.]