[Screen fades up to an orbital shot of the Earth as "Dancin' In The
Streets" by David Bowie and Mick Jagger plays.  The camera zooms into
the earth and then finally starts to dissolve to a Akira and Tenzan
bowing to each other in their dojo on Mount Fuji.  Fade to a shot of
Sven Pieterson yodeling in the mountains of sweden.  Fade to a shot of
Panzer Sturm and Fraulein Domina standing outside of their castle in Germany.
Then dissolve to a shot of "Tiger" Tom Pho practicing his martial arts in the
jungles of the Phillipines.  Fade to a shot of Artful Dodger
pickpocketing a pedestrian in front of Big Ben in London.  Fade to a
shot of Sean McKenzie and Lady Jezebel playing golf in the highlands of
Scotland.  Dissolve to a shot of Giant Killer walking the frozen Tundra
of Greenland.  Dissolve to a shot of Equalizer standing in front of
Niagara falls and finally dissolve to a shot of the Rock 'n Roll Animal
standing in front of the Rock 'n Roll Hall Of Fame in Cleveland, Ohio,
USA.  The screen then dissolves to an interior shot of the Astrodome.]

[The screen then fades to a shot of a small bald man in a tuxedo
standing next to a rather large man wearing camoflage pants and shirt
and a pair of sunglasses.]

DO: Good evening everyone, and welcome to SWF Around The World.  I'm
Dean Oberman, and with me is the brains behind the Third World Order,
Corporal Punishment.  Corporal, I have to admit I was stunned when I
found out you were going to be my broadcast partner.

CP: Yes, the execs finally realized what a brilliant announcer I am and
have decided to give me my own show.  And I must say that I'm glad I
brought my sunglasses because the glare off your bald little head would
be blinding me.

DO: I wouldn't exactly call this your show.

CP: Sure you would.  After all, they're not here to see you.  They're
here to see me.  And I intend to let the world tonight the travesties of
justice the Third World Order has suffered at the hands of President
Frenck.

DO: You do realize that we're here to do some commentary on matches.

CP: That's just to kill the time in between my ranting and raving.

DO: Whatever you say.  It is time for our first match...

CP: I'm not done yet.

DO: You'll have to wait.  Here's Rick Ascott.

RA: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is scheduled for one fall.  [The
Swedish National Anthem starts to play.]  Introducing first, being led
to the ring by Helga, from Stockholm, Sweden, weighing in at 305 pounds,
here is Sven "Ice Pick" Pietrson!!

[Sven and Helga emerge from the entrance and make their way down to the
ring.  Sven is waving the swedish flag.  The crowd cheers them on.  They
enter the ring as the music dies out and "I Shot The Sheriff" by Eric
Clapton starts to play.]

RA: And his opponent, being led to the ring by the Bailiff, from Canada,
weighing in at 295 pounds, here is The Judge!!

[The Judge and The Bailiff emerge from the entrance and make their way
to the ring.  The Judge totally ignores the fans and The Bailiff pushes
the fans reaching over the guardrail away.  The crowd boos loudly.]

DO: All right this should be a fine match between two of our top ranked
international superstars.

CP: Please, we all know that the top three stars from abroad are Roboto,
Deaf Leopard, and Monster Mark.

DO: You've got to be kidding me.

[The bell rings.
Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes.
The Judge hits Sven Pieterson with a choke slam.
The Judge is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]

DO: And the Judge starts things off with a major choke slam.

CP: Actually, Major Choke Slam is currently in a small independent
league in Northern Virginia.  Good friend of mine.

[The Judge whips Sven Pieterson into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson misses with a shoulderblock.
Sven Pieterson hits a belly-to-belly suplex on The Judge.
Sven Pieterson whips The Judge into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson hits The Judge with a kick.
Sven Pieterson uses a fallaway slam on The Judge.]

CP: And of course there's the Major's tag partner, Private Parts.

[Sven Pieterson claps.
A small "Sven Pieterson" chant is being started.
Sven Pieterson whips The Judge into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson misses with a clothesline.
The Judge goes for a choke slam, but Sven Pieterson counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
Sven Pieterson whips The Judge into the turnbuckle.
Sven Pieterson charges into the corner.]

DO: Shoulder into the gut of The Judge.  So why do you feel that the
T.w.O. has the top three international wrestlers?

CP: Well they're records say it all.

DO: They're records say they are ranked dead last.

[Sven Pieterson executes a powerslam on The Judge.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is cheering on Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson goes for a bodyslam, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge goes for a running powerslam, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but The Judge counters it with
an elbowsmash.
The Judge goes for a palm blow, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes.]

CP: But that's because of the conspiracy against the Third World Order
by Frenck.  And even with his conspiracy we've managed to get a few
wins.

[The Judge nails Sven Pieterson with a choke slam.
A small "The Judge" chant is being started.
The Judge gets a camel clutch on Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson tries to fight the pain.]

DO: Camel clutch by The Judge.

CP: Not many people to know this, but The Judge is actually Beavis &
Butthead's creator, Mike Judge, older brother.  Personally, I gotta
wonder about his parents to name their kid "The".

[Sven Pieterson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds.
The Judge whips Sven Pieterson into the ropes, but Sven Pieterson reverses it.
The Judge misses with a clothesline.
Sven Pieterson hits The Judge with a backdrop.
Sven Pieterson hits a dragon suplex on The Judge.
Both men's shoulders are on the mat.
Matt Compton counts: One, Sven Pieterson lifts a shoulder, two,
kickout.]

DO: Sven close to a pin there.

[A small "Sven Pieterson" chant is being started.
Sven Pieterson hits The Judge with a Soviet suplex.
The Judge goes for a power bomb, but Sven Pieterson counters it with
a small package.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sven Pieterson goes for a power bomb, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge executes a power bomb on Sven Pieterson.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]

DO: So Corporal, what did you think about Birthday Blast?

CP: Well despite of a huge error on the part of the booking committee,
it wasn't too bad.

[The crowd is responding to The Judge.
The Judge locks Sven Pieterson in a double chickenwing submission.
Sven Pieterson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Judge uses a jumping elbow thrust on Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson hits a snap suplex on The Judge.
Sven Pieterson goes for a front-layout suplex, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge throws Sven Pieterson out of the ring.
The Judge goes through the ropes.]

DO: And outside they go.  So what error did they make?

CP: Not scheduling the rest of the T.w.O. of course.  Monster mark, Deaf
Leopard, Mr. Roboto and myself were the only guys not to get a match.
They figured that by putting Time Warp in the TV tourney, that we would
be happy.

[The Judge executes a European uppercut on Sven Pieterson.
Matt Compton counts:  1.
The Judge reenters the ring.
Sven Pieterson follows him back in.
Sven Pieterson nails The Judge with a gutwrench suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, kickout.
Sven Pieterson is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sven Pieterson goes for a fallaway slam, but The Judge counters it with
a forearm smash.
Sven Pieterson hits a punch on The Judge.]

DO: Well you should be proud of Time Warp's accomplishments.  He got
past Hexx only to get defeated by the man that would become the first
ever TV champion.

CP: And notice that Headhunter hasn't offered a shot to Time Warp yet.
I wonder why?  Could it be, because he's afraid?

[Sven Pieterson nails The Judge with a Gorilla Press.
There are lots of chants for Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson hits a dragon suplex on The Judge.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sven Pieterson takes The Judge down with a power bomb.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is going crazy.
Sven Pieterson nails The Judge with a lariat.
Sven Pieterson attemps to place The Judge on the turnbuckle, but The Judge
blocks it.
Sven Pieterson punches The Judge.]

CP: And I'm sure you noticed that Future Technology was not in the tag
team battle royal.  They just chose to ignore us.

[The Judge kicks Sven Pieterson.
There are lots of chants for The Judge.
The Judge punches Sven Pieterson.
The crowd is really behind The Judge.
The Judge hits Sven Pieterson with a European uppercut.
The Judge attemps to place Sven Pieterson on the turnbuckle, but Sven Pieterson
blocks it.
The Judge gets a double chickenwing submission on Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Judge punches Sven Pieterson.
The Judge has the crowd going wild.]

DO: But you guys did get to participate in the Bunkhouse Brawl Royal
Rumble.

CP: Yes, and congratulations to Mr. Roboto for making it to the final
10.  I believe he actually made it to the final 7.

DO: 8.

[Sven Pieterson punches The Judge.
The chants for Sven Pieterson are deafening.
Sven Pieterson punches The Judge.
Sven Pieterson has the crowd going wild.
Sven Pieterson hits an inverted power bomb on The Judge.
The crowd is going crazy.
Sven Pieterson is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.]

DO: Judge just barely able to get his shoulder up in time.

CP: Shut up, I'm talking.  Now notice that Roboto still hasn't gotten
any respect.  We all heard McKenzie going through the list of contenders
for the international belt the other day.  He had the nerve to laugh at
the T.w.O. wrestlers.

[Sven Pieterson hits a powerslam on The Judge.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
Sven Pieterson takes The Judge down with an inverted atomic drop.
Sven Pieterson whips The Judge into the turnbuckle.
Sven Pieterson runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Sven Pieterson kicks The Judge.
Sven Pieterson chops The Judge.]

DO: Sven all over the Judge now.

CP: You know the T.w.O. wrestlers have been here for a year.  And how
many title shots have they gotten?

[The chants for Sven Pieterson are deafening.
The Judge kicks Sven Pieterson.
The crowd is going crazy.
The Judge goes for a European uppercut, but Sven Pieterson counters it with
a backslide.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sven Pieterson goes for an inverted atomic drop, but The Judge blocks
it.]

DO: Individually or collectively?

CP: Either.

[The Judge whips Sven Pieterson into the turnbuckle.
Sven Pieterson comes back, but is met with an elbow.
The Judge uses a headbutt on Sven Pieterson.
The Judge uses a palm blow on Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson executes a lariat on The Judge.
Sven Pieterson is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]

VM: Another near pin.  I can't say i know how many title shots they've
had.

CP: None.  Not one single title shot.  Sure the management says they'll
reward the loyal wrestlers by giving them title shots, but that
apparently doesn't apply to us.

[Sven Pieterson whips The Judge into the ropes, but The Judge reverses it.
Sven Pieterson hits The Judge with a clothesline.
Sven Pieterson claps.
The chants for Sven Pieterson are deafening.
Sven Pieterson takes The Judge down with a Gorilla Press.
The chants for Sven Pieterson are deafening.
Sven Pieterson nails The Judge with a vertical suplex.]

DO: Huge vertical suplex.

[Sven Pieterson goes for a lariat, but The Judge counters it with
an armbar submission.
Sven Pieterson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The crowd is going crazy.
The Judge uses a forearm smash on Sven Pieterson.
The Judge goes for a forearm smash, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson whips The Judge into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson takes The Judge down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sven Pieterson.]

CP: And as further proof, Tanega decides to take a hike and leave the
SWF.  Who does Frenck put in his place in the TV tourney?  Duke "The
Dweeb" Diamond.  A man who hadn't even wrestled one single match got put
into the tournament over the rest of the T.w.O.

[Sven Pieterson throws The Judge out of the ring.
Matt Compton counts: one, two, three, The Judge reenters the ring.
Sven Pieterson executes a powerslam on The Judge.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sven Pieterson whips The Judge into the turnbuckle, but The Judge reverses it.
Sven Pieterson comes back and rocks The Judge with a kick to the midsection.
Sven Pieterson kicks The Judge.
The crowd erupts.
Sven Pieterson kicks The Judge.
Sven Pieterson hits The Judge with a lariat.]

DO: Sven nearly taking Judge's head off with that lariat.

CP: I've heard these other wrestlers bitch and moan about how they've
been conspired against, but they haven't had to put with nearly as much
as we have.

[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Sven Pieterson whips The Judge into the ropes, but The Judge reverses it.
The Judge hits a choke slam on Sven Pieterson.
The Judge has the crowd going wild.
The Judge goes for a headbutt, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.
Sven Pieterson uses a double underhook suplex on The Judge.
Sven Pieterson goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but The Judge counters it with
an enzuilariato.
Sven Pieterson goes for a bodyslam, but The Judge counters it with an
elbowsmash.
The Judge goes for a Soviet suplex, but Sven Pieterson blocks it.]

CP: Damn.  This match is still going on?

DO: Yes, and it would be nice if you could ad at least some commentary
instead of talking about how the T.w.O. has been screwed.

[Sven Pieterson hits a belly-to-back suplex on The Judge.
Sven Pieterson whips The Judge into the ropes, but The Judge reverses it.
Sven Pieterson hits The Judge with a shoulderblock.
Sven Pieterson claps.
The crowd is behind Sven Pieterson all the way.
Sven Pieterson whips The Judge into the ropes, but The Judge reverses it.
Sven Pieterson hits The Judge with an elbow.
Sven Pieterson whips The Judge into the ropes.]

CP: Fine.  Sven is kicking some ass.  You happy now?

[The Judge misses with a shoulderblock.
Sven Pieterson hits The Judge with a lariat.
Sven Pieterson nails The Judge with a German suplex.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.
Sven Pieterson uses a fisherman suplex on The Judge.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

DO: I knew I should've said that I'd do this show by myself.

[Sven Pieterson goes for a lariat, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge kicks Sven Pieterson.
The Judge is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sven Pieterson punches The Judge.
The crowd is behind Sven Pieterson all the way.
Sven Pieterson punches The Judge.
Sven Pieterson has the crowd going wild.
Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes.
The Judge uses a choke slam on Sven Pieterson.
The crowd is cheering on The Judge.
The Judge whips Sven Pieterson into the ropes.
The Judge goes for a choke slam, but Sven Pieterson counters it with
a kick to the midsection.]

DO: Judge tried to go for that choke slam once too often.

[Sven Pieterson punches The Judge.
The crowd is going crazy.
Sven Pieterson chops The Judge.
Sven Pieterson has the crowd going wild.
Sven Pieterson chops The Judge.
Sven Pieterson has the crowd going wild.
Sven Pieterson executes a power bomb on The Judge.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.]

DO: Sven with another near pin.

CP: The swedish meatball lacks that killer instinct.  He needs to stop
pussy footing around and go in there for the kill.

[The chants for Sven Pieterson are deafening.
The Judge whips Sven Pieterson into the ropes.
Sven Pieterson hits The Judge with a kick.
Sven Pieterson whips The Judge into the ropes, but The Judge reverses it.
The Judge hits Sven Pieterson with an elbow.
The Judge hits Sven Pieterson with a Tombstone.
The crowd is really behind The Judge.
The Judge is going for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

CP: And I must say that I'm really upset that we're missing the final
episode of Seinfeld for this.

[The Judge uses a flying bulldog on Sven Pieterson.
There are lots of chants for The Judge.
The Judge throws Sven Pieterson out of the ring.
The Judge jumps onto him with a plancha.
The crowd is really behind The Judge.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Matt Compton counts:  1.
The Judge hits Sven Pieterson with a forearm smash.
Matt Compton counts:  2.]

DO: And the two men take it outside again.

CP: I thought you could only do that on Slaughterhouse.

DO: No, you can do it on the other shows, but you have to get back in
before a ten count.

[The Judge whips Sven Pieterson into the guardrail.
The Judge hits a forearm smash on Sven Pieterson.
Matt Compton counts:  3.
The Judge goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Sven Pieterson
blocks it.
Matt Compton counts:  4.
Sven Pieterson uses a German suplex on The Judge.
Sven Pieterson knocks The Judge into the ringsteps.]

CP: Well nice to see that Sven can at least get a little hardcore.

DO: Indeed.  He is even making a bid for a toughman title shot.

CP: He should not get that shot before Monster Mark.  He is the true
toughman.

DO: Who just so happened to be the first one eliminated on Sunday.

[They're brawling inside the ring area.
The chants for Sven Pieterson are deafening.
Sven Pieterson executes a double underhook suplex on The Judge.
Sven Pieterson hits The Judge with an inverted power bomb.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Sven Pieterson hits an inverted atomic drop on The Judge.
Matt Compton counts:  5.]

DO: Finally they re-enter at the five count.

[Sven Pieterson reenters the ring.
The Judge follows him back in.
Sven Pieterson chops The Judge.
Sven Pieterson chops The Judge.
The Judge punches Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson chops The Judge.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sven Pieterson.
Sven Pieterson executes the Northern Lights Suplex on The Judge.]

DO: And there's Sven's specialty.

[Sven Pieterson goes for the pin.
Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.]

CP: About time.  If the opening match is that long, I'd hate to see the
main event.

RA: The winner is Sven Pieterson!!  In a time of 15:15!

DO: So Sven picks up another win.  We have to take a commercial break,
but when we come back, we'll see the mighty German, Panzer Sturm.

CP: Hey, Monster Mark is the mighty German.

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DO: Welcome back everyone to Around The World.

CP: People refer to this show by it's initials, ATW, but I think we
should refer to it as ATwO!

DO: Whatever you say.  Let's go to our next match shall we?

CP: What if I said no?

DO: We'd still go to it.

RA: Ladies and gentlemen the following match is scheduled for one fall.
["Sirius" by Alan Parsons Project starts to play.]  Introducing first,
being led to the ring by his manager, Sapphire, from Las Vegas, Nevada,
weighing in at 265 pounds, here is Duke "The Dream" Diamond!!

[Duke Diamond and Sapphire emerge from the entrance and make their way
to the ring.  The crowd gives a half hearted applause.  Duke enters the
ring as the music fades into "Drug Against War" by KMFDM.]

RA: And his opponent, being led to the ring by his manager, Fraulein
Domina, from Bremen, Germany, weighing in at here is Panzer Sturm!!

[Panzer and Fraulein emerge from the entrance and march down to the
ring.  The crowd boos loudly.]

DO: Duke Diamond is still looking for his first win and hopes to get it
tonight against Panzer.

CP: You mean "The Dweeb" hasn't won a single match?  This is the guy
that took voer the spot in the TV title tournament from Monster Mark?
Unbelievable.

[They lock up.
Duke Diamond runs into the ropes.
Panzer Sturm gets a clawhold on Duke Diamond.
Duke Diamond is struggling to reach the ropes.
Duke Diamond reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Panzer Sturm goes for a kneelock submission, but Duke Diamond blocks it.
Duke Diamond uses a short clothesline on Panzer Sturm.
Duke Diamond goes for the Bad Dream, but Panzer Sturm counters it with
a kick-off.]

DO: And Duke wants this win bad as he tried to get his finishing hold on
right there.

CP: Remind me to schedule a match between Duke "The Dweeb" and Monster
Mark.

DO: I think Frenck will want to save that one for sweeps week.

[The crowd is really behind Panzer Sturm.
Panzer Sturm throws Duke Diamond out of the ring.
Panzer Sturm goes through the ropes.
Sapphire comes from behind, but Panzer Sturm nails Sapphire.]

CP: Now I don't believe in hitting a woman, but I think you do have the
right to fight back if they try to hit you.

[Duke Diamond throws Panzer Sturm back into the ring.
Duke Diamond goes for a backbreaker, but Panzer Sturm blocks it.
Panzer Sturm hits a backbreaker on Duke Diamond.
Panzer Sturm executes a forearm to the back on Duke Diamond.
Panzer Sturm executes a jawbreaker on Duke Diamond.
Duke Diamond whips Panzer Sturm into the ropes.
Panzer Sturm catches Duke Diamond in a clawhold.]

DO: Panzer now with a claw hold.  Panzer is a very accomplished
submission expert.

CP: Well the first thing Germans learn is to give up.  They've done it
for 2 world wars now.

[Duke Diamond reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.
Panzer Sturm executes a backbreaker on Duke Diamond.
Panzer Sturm goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Duke Diamond
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Duke Diamond executes a kneebreaker on Panzer Sturm.
Duke Diamond takes Panzer Sturm down with a ropeburn.
Duke Diamond whips Panzer Sturm into the turnbuckle, but Panzer Sturm
reverses it.
Panzer Sturm uses a kneelift on Duke Diamond.
Panzer Sturm hits Duke Diamond with a forearm smash.]

CP: Damn Duke sucks.  I've gotta file a complaint with the executives.
This guy shouldn't even be in the league let alone have been in the
tournament.

DO: Will ou stop obsessing about the TV Tournament.  It's over with.

[Panzer Sturm catches Duke Diamond in a sleeperhold.
Duke Diamond is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Duke Diamond tries to escape the hold.
Duke Diamond reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Panzer Sturm executes a low blow on Duke Diamond.
Duke Diamond hits a jumping DDT on Panzer Sturm.
There are lots of chants for Duke Diamond.
Duke Diamond is going for the pin.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.]

DO: Diamond with the two count after hitting Panzer in the family
jewels.

[Duke Diamond hits Panzer Sturm with a frog splash.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is going crazy.
Duke Diamond runs his hands through his hair.]

CP: Right now he's thinking to himself "Damn my hair is getting thin.
better get some rogaine before I end up like Oberman."

DO: Do you mind?  I'll have you know that many women find bald men sexy.

CP: Too bad the only one you'll get to meet is your wife.

[The crowd is going crazy.
Duke Diamond runs into the ropes.
Panzer Sturm hits a knee to the back on Duke Diamond.
Panzer Sturm goes for an inverted power bomb, but Duke Diamond blocks it.
Duke Diamond nails Panzer Sturm with a dragon suplex.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is going crazy.]

DO: Diamond now with a whole series of pin attempts.

CP: But that don't mean a thing if you don't get that "DING!"

[Duke Diamond uses a jumping DDT on Panzer Sturm.
Duke Diamond goes for a dragon suplex, but Panzer Sturm blocks it.
Panzer Sturm hits a faceslam on Duke Diamond.
Panzer Sturm executes a spinebuster slam on Duke Diamond.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, shoulder up.
The crowd is giving Panzer Sturm a standing ovation.
Panzer Sturm executes an elbowsmash on Duke Diamond.
Duke Diamond begs off.]

CP: Look at this coward.  Of course, if I sucked like him, I would beg
off too.

DO: What's your record again?

[Panzer Sturm goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Duke Diamond blocks it.
Duke Diamond locks Panzer Sturm in an octopus hold.
Panzer Sturm breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Panzer Sturm chops Duke Diamond.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Panzer Sturm.
Panzer Sturm chops Duke Diamond.
Panzer Sturm takes Duke Diamond down with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker.
Panzer Sturm gets a grapevine on Duke Diamond.]

DO: Panzer now with a grapvine.  And Duke Diamond is trying to grab that
bottom rope.

[Duke Diamond is struggling to reach the ropes.
Duke Diamond reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Panzer Sturm executes a side suplex on Duke Diamond.
Panzer Sturm hits an atomic drop on Duke Diamond.
Panzer Sturm runs into the ropes.
Panzer Sturm goes for a bodyslam, but Duke Diamond counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Duke Diamond takes Panzer Sturm down with the Stinger Splash.
There are lots of chants for Duke Diamond.]

DO: Duke has Panzer stunned and is taking advantage.

CP: Don't worry, he'll blow it.

[Duke Diamond uses a flying bodypress on Panzer Sturm.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.
Duke Diamond nails Panzer Sturm with a bridging back suplex.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Duke Diamond has the crowd going wild.]

DO: So far Duke hasn't been able to get past a two count.

CP: He's improving.  He usually can't make it past a one count.

[Duke Diamond goes for a bridging back suplex, but Panzer Sturm blocks it.
Panzer Sturm nails Duke Diamond with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker.
Panzer Sturm has the crowd going wild.
Panzer Sturm runs into the ropes.
Panzer Sturm misses with an elbow.
Duke Diamond and Panzer Sturm get hit with a double clothesline.
Duke Diamond whips Panzer Sturm into the ropes.
Panzer Sturm bumps into Sean Ceigersmidt.]

CP: And it's the obligatory downed ref.

[Duke Diamond hits Panzer Sturm with a kick.
Duke Diamond throws Panzer Sturm out of the ring.
Duke Diamond goes through the ropes.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Duke Diamond throws Panzer Sturm back into the ring.
Duke Diamond uses a jumping DDT on Panzer Sturm.
Duke Diamond whips Panzer Sturm into the turnbuckle.
Duke Diamond hits Panzer Sturm with a snap suplex.
Duke Diamond uses a backbreaker on Panzer Sturm.]

DO: Duke is all over Panzer.

CP: Of course, and he'll go for a pin and Sean won't be there to make
the count.

[Duke Diamond goes for a neck snap, but Panzer Sturm blocks it.
Duke Diamond begs off.
Panzer Sturm nails Duke Diamond with a forearm to the back.
Panzer Sturm hits a forearm to the back on Duke Diamond.
Panzer Sturm goes for a sleeperhold, but Duke Diamond counters it with
a jawbreaker.
Duke Diamond goes for a flying bodypress, but Fraulein Domina shoves him off
the turnbuckle.]

DO: Duke was setting up for something big but Fraulein put an end to
that.

CP: Such a sexy body, such a crappy name.

[Panzer Sturm takes Duke Diamond down with a bodyslam.
Panzer Sturm goes for the Blitzkrieg, but Duke Diamond counters it with
a kneelift.
The crowd is giving Duke Diamond a standing ovation.
Duke Diamond hits Panzer Sturm with a spinning mule kick.
Sean Ceigersmidt is back on the job.]

DO: And Ceigersmidt has regained conciousness.

CP: Amazing.  He didn't miss one count.

[Duke Diamond executes a backspin DDT on Panzer Sturm.
The crowd is giving Duke Diamond a standing ovation.
Duke Diamond locks Panzer Sturm in a camel clutch.
Panzer Sturm reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Duke Diamond goes for the Stinger Splash, but Panzer Sturm counters it with
a side step.
Panzer Sturm executes a bodyslam on Duke Diamond.
Duke Diamond begs off.
Panzer Sturm executes the Blitzkrieg on Duke Diamond.]

CP: Beg all you want Dweeb, but that ain't gonna stop your demise.

[There are lots of chants for Panzer Sturm.
Panzer Sturm goes for the pin.
Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, three.]

DO: And yet another match goes into the loss column of Duke Diamond.

CP: Awwwww, too bad.  I was really rooting for him.

RA: The winner is Panzer Sturm!!  In a time of 9:11!

DO: Well it's time to take another break.

CP: Amazing how these commercial breaks always manage to time out
perfectly with the matches.

DO: Isn't it?  We'll be right back.

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Revolution's Mountain Dew Commercial.
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DO: Welcome back once again,  I'm still joined by the infamous Corporal
Punishment.

CP: Thank you.  And it's time for the match I've been waiting for.
Because I've got a lot to get off my chest about Trinity.

DO: And I'm sure we're all looking forward to that.  Here's Rick Ascott.

RA: The following is a tag team match.  ["Sleep When I'm Dead" by Bon
Jovi starts to play.]  Introducing first, wighing in at a combined
weight of 536 pounds, here are The Living Dead!!

[Rigor and Mortis come out of the entrance and make their way to the
ring.  The crowd boos loudly.  They enter the ring as the music dies
down and "Where Ever I May Roam" by Metallica starts to play.]

RA: And their opponents, being led to the ring by their manager, Slaine,
weighing in at a combined weight of 555 pounds, here are The Warrior
Clan!!

[The three men emerge from the entrance and make their way to the ring.
The crowd gives a mixed reaction.]

DO: The Warrior Clan will be facing the two time Tag Team champions.
They of course lost their belts just last week at Birthday Blast.

CP: As did Hot Shot.  Trinity is dead.

[They lock up.
Akira whips Rigor into the ropes.
Rigor bumps into Scott Thomas.
Rigor and Akira get hit with a double clothesline.
Rigor goes for a backbreaker, but Akira blocks it.
Akira hits an enzuigiri on Rigor.
Akira throws Rigor out of the ring.
Akira jumps onto him with a plancha.]

DO: Great plancha by Akira and already the referee is down.  Now while
Trinity may be having it's problems, I wouldn't say that it's dead.

CP: Please, you got Equalizer who has now slipped into a coma thanks to
the Canadian health care system, The Dead have lost their belt and are
more concerned with Equalizer than they are with wrestling.  So that
leaves Donovan.  And let's face it he's not leader material.

[The crowd is responding to Akira.
Akira knocks Rigor into the ringpost.
The crowd is cheering on Akira.
Akira whips Rigor into the guardrail.
Akira takes Rigor down with a backbreaker.
Rigor is busted wide open.]

DO: Rigor busted open now, as Rigor is yet to get a single bit of
offense in.

CP: Trinity has been on the decline for a couple months now.  Once
Sandman and Mr. Shhh left, it was over.  They were the backbone of
Trinity.  Equalizer started grasping at straws to try to rebuild
Trinity.

DO: And how do you know this?

[Akira whips Rigor into the guardrail.
Akira takes Rigor down with a DDT.
Akira hits Rigor with a jack-knife power bomb.
Akira goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Rigor counters it with a backdrop.
Rigor goes for the Rigor Vigor, but Akira counters it with a forearm to
the back.
Akira throws Rigor back into the ring.
Akira takes Rigor down with a superkick.
Rigor is bleeding like a faucet.]

CP: Because Equalizer actually contacted us to join Trinity.

DO: Oh give me a break!  That's not true and you know it!

[Tenzan enters the ring.
Tenzan nails Rigor with a scorpion deathlock.
Akira executes a somersault legdrop and goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Scott Thomas is back on the job.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

DO: Scott Thomas comes back but only after Rigor had been pinned for 5
seconds.

CP: and Mortis didn't do anything.  I told you their minds aren't
focused.  Now getting back to Trinity.  He didn't actually want us to
join, he wanted to make the T.w.O. their hit squad if you will.  The
hired guns.  He knows that there's stregnth in numbers and that his
numbers were rapidly depleting.  So he asked us if we would mind being
their group of hitmen.

DO: And you said no?

[Rigor nails Akira with a dropkick.
Rigor whips Akira into the ropes.
Akira takes Rigor down with a clothesline.
Akira tags out to Tenzan.
Tenzan catches Rigor in a bow-and-arrow submission.
Rigor is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Rigor tries to escape the hold.]

CP: Let me tell you something Dean.  Many stables have been formed here
in the SWF and have tried to take control.  The Underground.  They're
dead.  Unholy Alliance, dead.  Trinity, dead.  TTK, dead.  Gangstas,
dead.  But the T.w.O. is still around.  And when the Revolution, MIA,
and whatever other stables may be forming out there crumble, we will
still be here.

[Rigor is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Rigor reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Tenzan uses a piledriver on Rigor.
Tenzan is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, in the ropes...]

DO: Rigor able to get a foot on the ropes.  I still have trouble
believing your story.

CP: Dean, I've been known to exaggerate a lot of things.  Hell, I've
even outright lied about some things.  But this is not one of them.

[Rigor punches him in the throat.
There are lots of chants for Rigor.
He goes for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Rigor uses a Russian legsweep on Tenzan.
Mortis enters the ring.
Rigor lifts Tenzan up.
Mortis nails Tenzan with the Autopsy and goes for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, Akira makes the save.]

DO: Akira coming in to sae his partner.  Both teams have managed to get
their finisher off, but neither were successful in a pin.

[Tenzan tags out to Akira.
Mortis enters the ring and throws Tenzan out of the ring.
Mortis hits Akira with a thrust kick to the head.
Rigor puts Akira in a double chickenwing submission.
Akira is struggling to reach the ropes.]

CP: I mean surely you can understand why we said no.  We had a dying
organization asking us to do their dirty work.  What's the point in
that?  You don't get on a sinking ship.

[Akira reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Mortis leaves the ring.
Rigor catches Akira in an abdominal stretch.]

DO: Rigor with a series of submission holds.  So you think Trinity is as
good as dead then.

CP: Yup.  E is on the shelf for several weeks at least.  It sounds like
the doctors screwed him up so bad that he may be gone for good.  No one
is in control of Trinity.  If Sandman or Shhh were still in Trinity, it
could survive.  But if it's just Donovan and the Dead, no way.

[Akira reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Rigor tags out to Mortis.
Mortis and Rigor whip Akira into the ropes.
They hit Akira with a double elbowsmash.
Mortis and Rigor whip Akira into the ropes.
They hit Akira with a double kick to the midsection.
Rigor takes Akira down with a flying forearm.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

DO: Akira taking a beating from both members of the Dead.

[Mortis catches Akira in a sleeperhold.
Akira is struggling to reach the ropes.
Akira tries to fight the pain.]

CP: Leadership is a very important quality to have to lead a stable.
Not everyone has it.  A lot of people think they do, but when they try
to lead, they fail miserably.

[Akira is writhing in pain.
Akira reaches the ropes after being trapped for 27 seconds.
Rigor leaves the ring.
Mortis goes for a camel clutch, but Akira blocks it.
Akira runs into the ropes.
Akira catches Mortis in an armbar submission.]

DO: Akira coming back with a submission hold of his own.

[Mortis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Akira goes for a kick to the midsection, but Mortis blocks it.
Mortis executes a low blow on Akira.
Mortis uses an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Akira.
Mortis takes Akira down with a spinebuster slam.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Mortis complains about a slow count.]

DO: Mortis thinking that should be a three count.

CP: Like Mortis has ever had a thought.  We all know that the Living
Dead are just Equalizer's puppets.  They have no independent thought.

[The chants for Mortis are deafening.
Mortis hits a dropkick to the knee on Akira.
Mortis nails Akira with a kick to the midsection.
Mortis goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Akira counters it with
a duck-down move.
Akira puts Mortis in a sleeperhold.
Mortis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Akira goes for an enzuigiri, but Mortis counters it with a duck-down move.
Mortis uses a vertical suplex on Akira.]

DO: Akira struggling.  I think he needs to make the tag out to his
partner.

[Mortis runs into the ropes.
Akira goes for a bodyslam, but Mortis blocks it.
Mortis kicks Akira.
Akira chops Mortis.
The crowd is going crazy.
Akira punches Mortis.
Akira nails Mortis with a spinebuster slam.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

DO: And out of nowhere Akira manages to nail Mortis with that
spinebuster and almost get the win.

CP: This would be a big win for the Clan to defeat the former champs.

DO: Well they managed to beat Sound & Fury, so it is possible.

[Akira runs into the ropes.
Akira misses with a shoulderblock.
Akira hits Mortis with a kick.
Akira whips Mortis into the ropes.
Mortis misses with a kick.
Akira hits Mortis with a shoulderblock.
Akira uses an enzuigiri on Mortis.
The crowd is going crazy.]

CP: Well that Sound & Fury match doesn't really count.  It was the Clan
vs. Danny cuz Boom-Boom didn't show up.

[Akira goes for a rolling cradle, but Mortis blocks it.
Mortis goes for a springboard rana, but Akira counters it with a power bomb.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Akira has the crowd going wild.
Akira uses a kick to the midsection on Mortis.
Akira hits a DDT on Mortis.
Akira puts Mortis in an Indian deathlock.]

DO: Akira doing an excellent job despite being in there for most of the
match.

[Mortis is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mortis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Mortis hits a Russian legsweep on Akira.
Rigor enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Mortis and Rigor hit Akira with a double choke slam.]

CP: But he really needs to get Tenzan in there.  He can't take too much
more of this.

[Tenzan enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Rigor uses a flying forearm on Akira.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, Tenzan makes the save.
The crowd is giving Rigor a standing ovation.
Mortis catches Akira in a sleeperhold.
Akira is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mortis and Rigor whip Akira into the ropes.]

CP: Tenzan made a mistake there.  He was able to get over and break the
pin, but he should've stayed in there to get rid of Rigor.

[They hit Akira with a double elbowsmash.
Mortis and Rigor whip Akira into the ropes.
They hit Akira with a double clothesline.
Mortis and Rigor whip Akira into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Akira with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a
double headsmash.
The crowd erupts.
Rigor leaves the ring.]

DO: Akira finally able to stop the double teaming and get Rigor out of
the ring.

[Akira whips Mortis into the ropes.
Akira hits Mortis with a shoulderblock.
Akira executes a belly-to-back suplex on Mortis.
The crowd is giving Akira a standing ovation.
Akira is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Akira hits a splash on Mortis.
Scott Thomas counts: One, shoulder up.]

CP: Akira should be going for the tag, not the pin.

[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mortis whips Akira into the turnbuckle.
Mortis runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Akira moves out of the way.
The crowd erupts.
Akira executes a clothesline on Mortis.
Akira whips Mortis into the turnbuckle.
Akira goes for a DDT, but Mortis counters it with a low blow.
Mortis gets a sleeperhold on Akira.
Akira is valiantly trying to break the hold.]

DO: Mortis with a sleeper now.  And Akira is going down.  He may be able
to reach the ropes.

CP: This is why he should've made the tag.

[Akira reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Mortis hits Akira.
Mortis has the crowd going wild.
Akira chops Mortis.
Mortis kicks Akira.
Rigor enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Tenzan enters the ring, but gets cut off.]

DO: And again the Dead go for the double teaming.

[Mortis and Rigor whip Akira into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Akira with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a
duck-down move.
Akira hits them with a double clothesline.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Rigor leaves the ring.]

DO: But Akira is able to prevent it.

[Akira goes for a tiger driver, but Mortis counters it with a backdrop.
Mortis catches Akira in a figure-four sleeper.
Akira reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mortis poses for the crowd.
Mortis has the crowd going wild.]

CP: Mortis is wasting a lot of time right now.  This gives Akira to
recupperate and hopefully make the tag.

[Mortis goes for a slingshot, but Akira counters it with a side step.
Tenzan enters the ring.
Tenzan nails Mortis with a scorpion deathlock.
Akira executes a somersault legdrop and goes for the pin.]

DO: And there's the Final Journey.  And the cover!

[Scott Thomas counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Akira.]

DO: And they have beaten the Living Dead.

CP: Now the decaying duo can go back to Canada and mourn over their
master.

RA: The winners are The Warrior Clan!! In a time of 11:09!

DO: A very big win for the Clan.  We have one final commercial break
before our main event.  Don't go away.

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DO: Welcome back and it is time for our main event.  The winner of this
match will get a shot at the TV title.  Let's get the introductions.

CP: Like we really care how much they weigh or where they come from.

RA: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall.
["Fire It Up" by Busta Rhymes starts to play.]  Introducing first, being
led to the ring by his manager, Westminister, from London, England,
weighing in at 178 pounds, here is Artful Dodger!!

[Dodger and West Minister emerge from the entrance and make their way to
the ring.  The crowd boos loudly.  They enter the ring as the music dies
down and "...And Justice For All" by Metallica starts to play.]

RA: And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 294
pounds, here is Fatal Fury!!

[Fatal Fury emerges from the entrance and makes his way down to the
ring.  The crowd continues to boo but some cheers can be heard.]

DO: All right.  I think it's safe to say that Fury has the edge in this
match since he is one half of the Tag Team Champions.

CP: I don't know about that.  He may have gotten to used to being in
tag action.

DO: Well we're about to find out as there's the bell.

[They lock up.
Fatal Fury executes an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on The Artful Dodger.
The crowd is cheering on Fatal Fury.
The Artful Dodger begs off.
Fatal Fury nails The Artful Dodger with a vertical suplex.
Fatal Fury gets a double chickenwing submission on The Artful Dodger.]

DO: And Fury is teaching this youngster some lessons right off the back.
Dodger of course had that very tough match against Doug Bacon on
Tuesday.

CP: I thought he actually did pretty good in that.

[The Artful Dodger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.
Fatal Fury takes The Artful Dodger down with a vertical suplex.
Fatal Fury whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes, but The Artful Dodger
reverses it.
Fatal Fury hits The Artful Dodger with an elbow.
Fatal Fury uses a kneedrop on The Artful Dodger.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.]

CP: Crowds can be so stupid some times.  You could probably give them
the middle finger and they'd cheer.

[The crowd is behind Fatal Fury all the way.
Fatal Fury hits a belly-to-back suplex on The Artful Dodger.
Fatal Fury goes for a running powerslam, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.
The Artful Dodger gets a cobra clutch on Fatal Fury.
The Artful Dodger lets go after 5 seconds.
The Artful Dodger executes a ropeburn on Fatal Fury.
The Artful Dodger hits Fatal Fury with a DDT.
The Artful Dodger uses a ropeburn on Fatal Fury.]

DO: Dodger has his worlk cut out for him as he is obviously the smaller
man in the ring.

CP: I dare you to name an SWF wrestler that's smaller than Dodger.

DO: Well....uh....

[The Artful Dodger attemps to place Fatal Fury on the turnbuckle, but Fatal Fury
blocks it.
The Artful Dodger catches Fatal Fury in a cobra clutch.
The Artful Dodger lets go after 5 seconds.
The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.
The crowd is going crazy.]

CP: Now he doesn't have time to be doing this.  A man of his size can't
waste time.  He's gotta stay on top of his opponent the entire time.

[The Artful Dodger goes for a ropeburn, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury executes an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on The Artful Dodger.
Fatal Fury throws The Artful Dodger out of the ring.
Fatal Fury goes through the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits The Artful Dodger with an elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury throws The Artful Dodger back into the ring.]

DO: Fury was going to take it hardcore but changed his mind.

[The Artful Dodger goes for a springboard dropkick, but Fatal Fury
counters it with a side step.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.
The crowd is behind Fatal Fury all the way.
Fatal Fury takes The Artful Dodger down with a backbreaker.
Fatal Fury uses a Gorilla Press on The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger places Fatal Fury on the turnbuckle.
The Artful Dodger hits a top-rope DDT on Fatal Fury.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]

DO: Huge DDT but it only gets a two count.

CP: His own version of the Fried Bacon there.

[The Artful Dodger whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
Fatal Fury misses with a clothesline.
The Artful Dodger nails Fatal Fury with a clothesline.
The Artful Dodger executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Fatal Fury.
The Artful Dodger whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits The Artful Dodger with a backdrop.
The Artful Dodger falls out of the ring.
Fatal Fury goes through the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits The Artful Dodger with a Gorilla Press.
Fatal Fury reenters the ring.]

CP: Fury needs to make up his mind whther to fight outside or inside.

DO: Well he can't fight on the outside too long becuase they could get
counted out.

[The Artful Dodger follows him back in.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.
The crowd is behind Fatal Fury all the way.
Fatal Fury goes for a Hotshot, but The Artful Dodger counters it with a lariat.
The Artful Dodger goes for a front facelock, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury uses an elbowsmash on The Artful Dodger.
Fatal Fury executes a running powerslam on The Artful Dodger.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

DO: Fury was just a count away from getting that TV title shot.

CP: What I want to know is when is Time Warp, or any other member of the
T.w.O. going to get that title shot?

[The crowd is on its feet cheering for Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury gets a double chickenwing submission on The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Artful Dodger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Fatal Fury whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes.
Fatal Fury misses with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury hits The Artful Dodger with an elbow.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.
The crowd erupts.]

DO: Fury is all over Dodger.

CP: well this has been a rough week for Dodger.  Bunkhouse Brawl on
Sunday, match against Bacon on Tuesday and now this.

[Fatal Fury nails The Artful Dodger with an elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Fatal Fury.
The chants for The Artful Dodger are deafening.
The Artful Dodger goes for a kneedrop, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a roll away.
Fatal Fury is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

CP: I don't know what he was trying there.  A pin after a missed knee
drop?  I don't think so.

[Fatal Fury whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes.
Fatal Fury misses with a clothesline.
The Artful Dodger hits Fatal Fury with a clothesline.
The Artful Dodger whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger hits Fatal Fury with a kick.
The Artful Dodger is going for the pin.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

DO: Both men appear to be grasping at straws as they are going for the
cover whenever the opportunity presents itself.

[The Artful Dodger places Fatal Fury on the turnbuckle.
The Artful Dodger takes Fatal Fury down with a top-rope DDT.
Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.]

DO: Another top rope DDT.

CP: I think we have proven that Bacon does it better than anyone.  Bacon
would've gotten the pin on the first one.  Dodger can't get it after 2.

[The chants for The Artful Dodger are deafening.
The Artful Dodger whips Fatal Fury into the ropes, but Fatal Fury reverses it.
The Artful Dodger misses with a kick.
Fatal Fury hits The Artful Dodger with a shoulderblock.
Fatal Fury catches The Artful Dodger in a sleeperhold.]

DO: Fury now trying to wear the small man down with a sleeperhold.

[The Artful Dodger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Fatal Fury nails The Artful Dodger with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury takes The Artful Dodger down with a vertical suplex.
Fatal Fury goes for a DDT, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.
The Artful Dodger hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Fatal Fury.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger gets a cobra clutch on Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury tries to escape the hold.]

DO: But Dodger comes back with a cobra clutch.

CP: Has anyone told you that you have the perfect face for Radio?

DO: Why, no.  Thank you very mu...HEY!

[The Artful Dodger lets go after 7 seconds.
The Artful Dodger hits a ropeburn on Fatal Fury.
The Artful Dodger uses an avalanche on Fatal Fury.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Artful Dodger.
The Artful Dodger uses a kneedrop on Fatal Fury.
The Artful Dodger attemps to place Fatal Fury on the turnbuckle, but Fatal Fury
blocks it.
The Artful Dodger attemps to place Fatal Fury on the turnbuckle, but Fatal Fury
blocks it.
The Artful Dodger uses a DDT on Fatal Fury.]

CP: He realized he wasn't going to be able to hit the top rope DDT
again, so he used a regular one.  Smart man.  I've been thinking about
recruiting Dodger into the T.w.O.  He's one of the top free agents out
there.

DO: You probably shouldn't have mentioned that you want to do some
recruiting.  Your phone is going to be ringing off the hook now.

[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Artful Dodger takes Fatal Fury down with a stomp.
The Artful Dodger uses a jawbreaker on Fatal Fury.
The Artful Dodger uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Fatal Fury.
The Artful Dodger takes Fatal Fury down with a jawbreaker.
Fatal Fury goes for a double underhook suplex, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.
The Artful Dodger goes for a ropeburn, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury hits a double underhook suplex on The Artful Dodger.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury runs into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger hits Fatal Fury with a clothesline.]

DO: Took his head off!  well, not literally.

[The Artful Dodger goes for a diving elbow smash, but Fatal Fury
counters it with a faceslam.
The Artful Dodger goes for a springboard dropkick, but Fatal Fury
counters it with a side step.
Fatal Fury throws The Artful Dodger out of the ring.
Scott Thomas counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, The Artful Dodger
reenters the ring.]

DO: Fury decides not to go after Dodger that time.

CP: But that gives both men a chance to rest up.

[Fatal Fury goes for a lariat, but The Artful Dodger blocks it.
The Artful Dodger whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger hits Fatal Fury with a kick.
The Artful Dodger whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
The Artful Dodger uses a clothesline on Fatal Fury.
The Artful Dodger struts across the ring.]

DO: Dodger hasn't seen Fury get to his feet.

CP: Hey idiot!  Behind you!

[The crowd is behind The Artful Dodger all the way.
Fatal Fury hits The Artful Dodger with a double underhook suplex.
The Artful Dodger begs off.
Fatal Fury hits The Artful Dodger with a lariat.
The Artful Dodger begs off.]

DO: Fury caught him totally off guard and now Dodger is begging off to
get his act together.

[Fatal Fury executes the Furious Fall on The Artful Dodger.
Fatal Fury goes for the pin.]

CP: Too late.

[Scott Thomas counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

DO: Fatal Fury gets the win and will receive his TV Title shot against
Headhunter, assuming he still has the belt, in a week and a half on
Triumphant Tuesday.

CP: Well if Headhunter draws a T.w.O. member this week, he won't have
the belt anymore.

RA: The winner is Fatal Fury!!  In a time of 10:05!

DO: Well we are out of time for tonight. Corporal, it's been very, uh,
interesting working with you.

CP: Of course it was.  The pleasure is all yours.

DO: uh, yeah.  That's it for us.  So long everybody.