"Some prefer to do it in a balloon." {Picture of a Hot Air Balloon Festival in Ontario, Canada, with thousands of hot air balloons dotting the sky.} "Some prefer to do it on a boat." {The opening to "The Love Boat" begins to play on the screen.} "Some prefer to do it in an airplane." {Shots of the Concord in flight.} "Some even prefer to do it in a car." {clips of NASCAR races in progress, with a full pack circling a track at high speed.} "Whatever your preference, just remember one thing. There aint no turnin' back!!" {"Quake" by Nine Inch Nails plays as the camera pans from the race track, to a sky view of a city, back still to a view of the nation, and continues to a shot of Earth.} "This is the SWF, where anything can happen. Are you ready for it?" {Fade to a shot of the packed arena, in Nagano, Japan. Fans are screaming and cheering, waving handmade signs around. Some of these read "Sean McKenzie: The Real Duke!", "Trinity has been Equalized!", "MiB for Congress!", and a large banner along one side of the upper balcony reads "Konnichi Wa, Mr Roboto!"} {The camera switches to the announcer's table, where Terrance Williams and Rickey Jones are seated. Rickey is dressed in a god-awful canteloupe-orange leisure suit, with an olive green tie. Terrance is dressed in a black and gold tuxedo, complete with bowtie.} Terrance: "Welcome fans to another edition of Supreme Wrestling Federation Around The World!" Rickey: "Tonight, we come to you, live, from the site that just weeks ago, was the home to the 1998 Winter Olympics, Nagano!" Terrance: "What a crowd we have tonight. Not only to be part of the SWF, but to be here in the same arena where many of the Olympic events took place." Rickey: "It's going to be an electrifying night of action. We have in the squared circle, Gods Tears taking on John McGee." Terrance: "That's right. Also we have in action, The Duke taking on Moon Dog Gator." Rickey: "There is a match that will be something to see. Also tonight, in a special Submission Match, One half of the tag team champions, Rigor of the Living Dead locks it up with HardRock, of the Gangstas." Terrance: "Both men have interesting arsenals of submission moves, but you have to wonder if the Rigor Vigor will be the move of choice by the Champion." Rickey: "It would only make sense. Aleshia Michaels will have her first installment of 'Towel Talk' tonight, with an interview with someone, but she is being very quiet about who it is." Terrance: "We also have for you tonight, a man making his debut here in the SWF, The Artful Dodger, locking it up with Hexx. I dont know quite what to make of the Dodger. Do you, Rickey?" Rickey: "Not yet. He seems to be a colourful character at any rate." Terrance: "So do you tonight, my friend. And also in action, Jagged Edge takes on Flash. That should provide some interesting action as well." Rickey: "That's right. And as you can see, the SWF Suits are making their way to their seats. We have SWF President Brian Frenck, once again decked out in his favourite Blue Oyster Cult attire. On either side of him is Pat McNeil and Sean Clayton." Terrance: "Frenck really hasnt been the same since Vigilante turned on him." Rickey: "It's a shame really. But that's the chance you take when you associate with wrestlers, I suppose." Terrance: "Right you are, Rickey. Alright, Steve Denmar is in the ring, and ready to introduce our first match. Take it away, Steve!" Steve: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit. Introducing first, making his way to the ring..." {"Hands of Death" by Rob Zombie and Alice Cooper fills the arena.} Steve: "He is Gods Tears!" {Tears makes his way to the ring, pausing to yell at a fan, before entering the ring.} Steve: "And his opponent....the Common Man....John McGee!" {McGee walks to the ring, and climbs between the ropes.} Terrance: "And ATW is underway this week!" They lock up. Gods Tears executes a neck snap. Gods Tears executes a fist to the midsection. Gods Tears runs into the ropes. Gods Tears hits John McGee with a clothesline. John McGee falls out of the ring. Sean Knockleby counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, John McGee reenters the ring. Gods Tears executes a Vader attack. Rickey: "McGee nearly out for the count already." Terrance: "It would have been a quick match." Gods Tears takes him down with a kneedrop. Gods Tears executes a neck snap. Gods Tears is going for the pin. Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, kickout. Gods Tears goes for a headbutt, but John McGee blocks it. John McGee executes a fisherman suplex. Sean Knockleby counts: One, shoulder up. John McGee catches him in a dragon suplex. Sean Knockleby counts: One, shoulder up. Rickey: "A couple of near falls by McGee." Terrance: "The Common Man has been the Quiet Man lately. I can understand that, considering his tag team partner up and turned on him by joining Trinity." Rickey: "Well, with Equalizer claiming that he and Hot Shot Donovan are the best Tag Team combo HSD has been in, I suppose it would be annoying to hear all the time." Terrance: "Maybe John can turn his tide tonight in this match." John McGee takes him down with an armlock hammerlock submission. Gods Tears reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. John McGee executes a double underhook piledriver. John McGee places Gods Tears on the turnbuckle. John McGee executes the Splash Mountain and goes for the pin. Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, in the ropes... John McGee attemps to place Gods Tears on the turnbuckle, but Gods Tears blocks it. John McGee takes him down with a fisherman suplex. Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, kickout. John McGee takes him down with a stomachbreaker. John McGee nails him with a backbreaker. Gods Tears goes for a forearm to the back, but John McGee counters it with a side step. John McGee nails him with a backspin DDT. John McGee attemps to place Gods Tears on the turnbuckle, but Gods Tears blocks it. Rickey: "Each attempt John makes to put Tears on the turnbuckle has been blocked." Terrance: "I dont know if I would keep trying to do it. Tears might find another way to retaliate, aside from simply blocking it." Rickey: "Tears is quite the strategist in the ring, dont you agree?" Terrance: "Yes, I would have to. Tears is a former champion in this federation, having held the American Title." John McGee goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Gods Tears counters it with an elbowsmash. John McGee begs off. Gods Tears executes a Vader attack. Gods Tears nails him with a football tackle. John McGee goes for a backspin DDT, but Gods Tears counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, kickout. Gods Tears throws John McGee out of the ring. Gods Tears goes through the ropes. John McGee is busted wide open. Gods Tears executes a forearm to the back. Gods Tears throws John McGee back into the ring. Gods Tears throws John McGee out of the ring. Rickey: "Ok, let's recap that action. Tears throws McGee out of the ring. He smacks him, and causes McGee some minor injury, then rolls him back into the ring, only to turn around and throw him out again?" Terrance: "Perhaps to stop the count, and restart it, so he could do some heavy damage on the outside of the ring?" Rickey: "That should only be legal in Tough Man matches." Terrance: "Speaking of which, perhaps one of the most contraversial Tough Man title defences takes place this Sunday on Slaughterhouse, when reigning champion Tom Pho defends against Equalizer." Sean Knockleby counts: one, two, John McGee reenters the ring. Gods Tears goes for a football tackle, but John McGee counters it with a side step. John McGee throws Gods Tears out of the ring. John McGee goes through the ropes. John McGee catches him in a dragon suplex. John McGee knocks Gods Tears into the ringsteps. John McGee executes a backflip cradle. They're brawling on the floor. John McGee goes for a backspin DDT, but Gods Tears counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Rickey: "And back outside they go." Terrance: "It's what the fans love to see." Gods Tears goes for an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but John McGee counters it with a roll away. John McGee executes a backspin DDT. John McGee reenters the ring. Gods Tears follows him back in. Gods Tears nails him with a fist to the midsection. Gods Tears whips John McGee into the ropes. John McGee hits Gods Tears with a clothesline. Gods Tears falls out of the ring. Sean Knockleby counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Gods Tears reenters the ring. Rickey: "This time, McGee threw Gods Tears out of the ring, and almost got the victory right there." Terrance: "Tears wasnt willing to go down with a countout, and so he climbs back into the ropes." John McGee is going for the pin. Sean Knockleby counts: One, shoulder up. John McGee takes him down with a spinebuster slam. Sean Knockleby counts: One, kickout. Gods Tears nails him with a neck snap. Gods Tears takes him down with a kneeling headbutt. John McGee throws Gods Tears out of the ring. John McGee goes through the ropes. Gods Tears nails him with a Vader attack. Gods Tears executes the Ziplock. Rickey: "Ziplock outside the ring!!!" Terrance: "This match is getting brutal, and it's still early in the night. There's no telling what is going to take place tonight." Gods Tears executes a kneeling headbutt. They're brawling on the floor. John McGee executes a spinebuster slam. John McGee knocks Gods Tears into the ringsteps. John McGee reenters the ring. Gods Tears follows him back in. John McGee goes for an atomic drop, but Gods Tears blocks it. Terrance: "A Spinebuster Slam on the outside! I have never seen that before." Rickey: "You havent?" Terrance: "If that move is executed in the wrong place, it could seriously injure your opponent." Rickey: "That's why it was done." Gods Tears runs into the ropes. Gods Tears hits John McGee with a shoulderblock. Gods Tears takes him down with a jawbreaker. John McGee catches him in a Northern Lights suplex. Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, kickout. John McGee complains about a slow count. John McGee executes a double chickenwing submission. Gods Tears reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. John McGee executes a double underhook piledriver. John McGee places Gods Tears on the turnbuckle. John McGee goes for the Splash Mountain, but Gods Tears counters it with a faceslam. Gods Tears goes for the Hurt, but John McGee counters it with an elbowsmash. Terrance: "Both men unsuccessful as they try to execute their finishing maneuvers." Rickey: "With these two still going at this calibre, it's making for a very fast paced match." John McGee executes a backbreaker. John McGee nails him with a jumping DDT. John McGee is going for the pin. Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, thr... kickout. John McGee nails him with a figure-four leglock. Rickey: "And Tears just barely kicking out in time." Terrance: "When that fails, lock him into a submission hold. Tears, however, is just inches away from that bottom rope. He's reaching....he's reaching...." Rickey: "He's got it!" Gods Tears reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds. John McGee goes for a backbreaker, but Gods Tears blocks it. Gods Tears goes for a headbutt, but John McGee blocks it. John McGee goes for a Frankensteiner, but Gods Tears counters it with a power bomb. Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, kickout. Gods Tears goes for an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but John McGee counters it with a roll away. John McGee runs into the ropes. John McGee nails him with a crucifix. Sean Knockleby counts: One, kickout. John McGee nails him with a double chickenwing submission. Gods Tears reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. John McGee is bleeding like a faucet. Gods Tears goes for a Japanese armdrag takedown, but John McGee counters it with an elbowsmash. Rickey: "Beautiful counter by McGee." John McGee goes for an atomic drop, but Gods Tears counters it with a bulldog headlock. In turn, John McGee counters it with a throw-off. John McGee throws Gods Tears out of the ring. John McGee goes through the ropes. John McGee knocks Gods Tears into the ringsteps. John McGee goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Gods Tears blocks it. Gods Tears nails him with a Japanese armdrag takedown. Rickey: "Japanese Armdrag Takedown. What's so special about it compared to a normal armdrag takedown?" Terrance: "It comes from Japan?" Rickey: "Fitting that it happens here, isnt it?" Terrance: "Very." Gods Tears takes him down with a Vader attack. Gods Tears nails him with a jawbreaker. Gods Tears whips John McGee into the guardrail. Gods Tears nails him with a headbutt. John McGee knocks Gods Tears into the ringsteps. Gods Tears goes for the Hurt, but John McGee counters it with a back heel kick. John McGee reenters the ring. Gods Tears follows him back in. Gods Tears goes for a punch, but John McGee reverses it. Rickey: "Back into the ring. Nice to see." Terrance: "Yes it is. Much more of that, and we would have to wait until Slaughterhouse to air the match." John McGee places Gods Tears on the turnbuckle. John McGee executes the Splash Mountain and goes for the pin. Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. John McGee goes for a fisherman suplex, but Gods Tears counters it with a small package. Gods Tears uses the ropes for leverage. Sean Knockleby counts: One, shoulder up. Gods Tears executes a fist to the midsection. Gods Tears runs into the ropes. Rickey: "Tears to the ropes. I wonder if we will see the Slap of Death tonight." Terrance: "I dont think so. Rock and Roll Animal isnt wrestling." John McGee hits Gods Tears with an elbow. John McGee whips Gods Tears into the ropes. Gods Tears goes for a clothesline, but John McGee counters it with a duck-down move. John McGee runs into the ropes. John McGee takes him down with an armbar submission. Gods Tears reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Gods Tears takes him down with a jawbreaker. Terrance: "Gods Tears finding the ropes after yet another submission attempt by McGee." Rickey: "Kinda makes you want to see the upcoming Submission Match, doesn't it?" Terrance: "That will be one I will enjoy." Rickey: "Who are you rooting for?" Terrance: "HardRock." Gods Tears nails him with an avalanche. Gods Tears takes him down with a backslide. Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, shoulder up. Gods Tears nails him with a backslide. Sean Knockleby counts: One, shoulder up. Gods Tears executes a ropeburn. Gods Tears whips John McGee into the turnbuckle. Gods Tears takes him down with a faceslam. Gods Tears executes the Hurt. Rickey: "He's got the Hurt on McGee!" Terrance: "But McGee is crawling for the ropes...and he has them! The Hurt comes off!" John McGee reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Gods Tears executes a fist to the midsection. John McGee takes him down with a backflip cradle. Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, thr... kickout. John McGee is bleeding like a faucet. Gods Tears throws John McGee out of the ring. Gods Tears goes through the ropes. They're brawling on the floor. John McGee takes him down with a double underhook piledriver. Rickey: "Outside the ring yet again." Terrance: "Get used to it." John McGee knocks Gods Tears into the ringsteps. John McGee executes a backflip cradle. Gods Tears executes a jawbreaker. Gods Tears takes him down with a jawbreaker. They're brawling on the floor. John McGee goes for a stomachbreaker, but Gods Tears blocks it. John McGee throws Gods Tears back into the ring. John McGee is bleeding profusely. John McGee goes for a stomachbreaker, but Gods Tears blocks it. Gods Tears executes a knee to the back. Rickey: "Tears working on the back of McGee." Terrance: "Sound strategy. The back is one of the best places to attack your opponent." Gods Tears executes a fist to the midsection. Gods Tears nails him with a German suplex. Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, kickout. John McGee whips Gods Tears into the ropes. Gods Tears takes him down with a kick to the head. John McGee takes him down with a belly-to-back suplex. John McGee takes him down with a kneelock submission. Gods Tears reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Rickey: "And another escape by Tears." Terrance: "At this rate, it's so hard to predict who is going to win this match." Rickey: "If McGee would try something other then submission moves, he might have a chance, but Tears will not submit." John McGee whips Gods Tears into the ropes. John McGee takes him down with an armbar submission. Gods Tears reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. John McGee takes him down with a double underhook piledriver. John McGee is bleeding like hell. John McGee attemps to place Gods Tears on the turnbuckle, but Gods Tears blocks it. John McGee goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Gods Tears blocks it. Gods Tears executes a knee to the back. Terrance: "Another knee to the back by Tears. He is striking when he can, and when he does, he strikes hard." Rickey: "Good tactic." John McGee nails him with an atomic drop. John McGee nails him with a belly-to-back suplex. John McGee runs into the ropes. Gods Tears hits John McGee with a kick. Gods Tears executes a Vader attack. Gods Tears runs into the ropes. Gods Tears hits John McGee with a shoulderblock. John McGee is bleeding like hell. Terrance: "McGee is hurt, but he's not giving up." Rickey: "You have to admire his persistence. He is really not holding back, either man for that matter." Gods Tears whips John McGee into the turnbuckle. Gods Tears charges into the corner. Gods Tears goes for a headbutt, but John McGee blocks it. John McGee is bleeding like a faucet. John McGee goes for a backflip cradle, but Gods Tears counters it with a side step. Gods Tears nails him with a German suplex. Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, thr... kickout. John McGee takes him down with a backbreaker. John McGee catches him in a Northern Lights suplex. Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, thr... kickout. John McGee is bleeding profusely. Terrance: "I don't know how much more punishment McGee can take. The ref might end up stopping the match." Rickey: "As much as that would be necessary, I don't think you will see it. McGee just won't stay down." John McGee goes for a flying bodypress, but Gods Tears counters it with a roll away. Gods Tears executes the Hurt. John McGee submits immediately. Rickey: "Oh my! Tears locks McGee into the Hurt, and John submits instantly!" Terrance: "That's smart. John probably knew he didnt have the strength to wrestle out of it, and so submitting instantly prevents any injuries that could have been avoided." Steve: "The winner is Gods Tears. Time of match: 0:15:30" Rickey: "What a way to kick off the night!" Terrance: "Quite impressive, to say the least." Rickey: "We'll have more action, after this." ---------- SWF Commercials for various shows, and Birthday Bash ---------- Terrance: "Welcome back to SWF Around the World." Rickey: "We have up next, an SWF Debut as The Artful Dodger taking on Hexx." Terrance: "Let's take you to the match, already in progress." Hexx hits The Artful Dodger with a shoulderblock. Hexx nails him with a double chickenwing submission. The Artful Dodger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Hexx takes him down with a forearm smash. Hexx nails him with a double underhook backbreaker. The Artful Dodger begs off. Hexx nails him with a choke slam. Hexx takes him down with the Running Forearm Smash. Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, shoulder up. Hexx goes for a spinning backbreaker, but The Artful Dodger counters it with an elbowsmash. Terrance: "Hexx has been dominating most of this match, but The Dodger has been responding with many impressive counters, like the one we just witnessed." Rickey: "He could be one of the people in contention for the new SWF Television Title, to be awarded at Birthday Bash." The Artful Dodger throws Hexx out of the ring. Sean Knockleby counts: one, two, three, Hexx reenters the ring. The Artful Dodger catches him in a Northern Lights suplex. Sean Knockleby counts: One, kickout. The Artful Dodger struts across the ring. Terrance: "Dodger working the crowd now." Rickey: "Stunts like that have cost people much more then matches." The Artful Dodger whips Hexx into the ropes, but Hexx reverses it. Hexx hits The Artful Dodger with a shoulderblock. Hexx takes him down with a Big Leg Drop. The Artful Dodger begs off. Hexx executes a faceslam. The Artful Dodger begs off. Hexx runs into the ropes. Rickey: "Dodger with a series of beg offs." Terrance: "That could be just a rest tactic. Dodger is back to his feet." The Artful Dodger goes for a clothesline, but Hexx counters it with a duck-down move. Hexx executes a punch. The Artful Dodger begs off. Hexx executes a full nelson. Hexx lets go after 11 seconds. Hexx executes a double underhook backbreaker. Hexx whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes, but The Artful Dodger reverses it. Hexx misses with a shoulderblock. The Artful Dodger hits Hexx with a clothesline. Hexx falls out of the ring. The Artful Dodger goes through the ropes. Rickey: "Hexx sent outside with that power clothesline." Terrance: "Yes, we will see a lot of that tonight." Hexx nails him with a chop. Hexx reenters the ring. The Artful Dodger follows him back in. The Artful Dodger whips Hexx into the ropes. The Artful Dodger hits Hexx with a kick. The Artful Dodger goes for a front facelock, but Hexx counters it with a backdrop. In turn, The Artful Dodger counters it with a sunset flip. Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, kickout. Terrance: "Hexx with the counter, but Dodger with the re-counter." Rickey: "That is hard to do, counter a counter." Terrance: "And the act nearly got Dodger the win." The Artful Dodger takes him down with a springboard dropkick. Hexx whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes. The Artful Dodger goes for a clothesline, but Hexx counters it with a duck-down move. Hexx runs into the ropes. The Artful Dodger hits Hexx with a shoulderblock. The Artful Dodger goes for an avalanche, but Hexx counters it with a kick to the head. Terrance: "And The Dodger takes Hexx' boot to the head." Rickey: "Not a move I would want to receive." Hexx goes for a backbreaker, but The Artful Dodger blocks it. The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes. Hexx misses with a clothesline. Hexx nails him with a choke slam. Hexx goes for a chokehold, but The Artful Dodger blocks it. The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes. Hexx misses with a clothesline. The Artful Dodger hits Hexx with an elbow. The Artful Dodger nails him with a jumping neck snap. The Artful Dodger goes for a Western lariat, but Hexx blocks it. Hexx executes the Running Forearm Smash. Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, kickout Terrance: "Nearfall by Hexx." Rickey: "That would not have been a very good debut, would it?" Terrance: "Not amoung the top 10, that's for sure." Hexx takes him down with a full nelson. The Artful Dodger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds. Hexx whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes, but The Artful Dodger reverses it. The Artful Dodger misses with a clothesline. Hexx goes for a powerslam, but The Artful Dodger counters it with a lariat. In turn, Hexx counters it with a duck-down move. Hexx executes a bodyslam. Hexx whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes. The Artful Dodger misses with a clothesline. Terrance: "Dodger missing his mark." Rickey: "Hexx runs right under him, off the ropes, and back he comes." Hexx hits The Artful Dodger with a shoulderblock. Hexx executes a jawbreaker. The Artful Dodger whips Hexx into the ropes. Westminister trips Hexx. Sean Knockleby warns Westminister. The Artful Dodger goes for an avalanche, but Hexx counters it with a kick to the head. In turn, The Artful Dodger counters it with a duck-down move. Terrance: "And we are seeing Dodger's manager interfere." Rickey: "Westminister arguing with the ref, but the ref wants no part of it." The Artful Dodger executes a Soviet suplex. The Artful Dodger struts across the ring. The Artful Dodger catches him in a Northern Lights suplex. There is no referee to count. The Artful Dodger goes for a springboard dropkick, but Hexx counters it with a side step. Sean Knockleby is back on the job. Terrance: "Finally the ref decides to just ignore Westminister." Rickey: "If only refs learned that lesson earlier, many matches wouldnt end in cheating." Hexx whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes, but The Artful Dodger reverses it. Westminister pulls down the top rope. The Artful Dodger nails him with a jawbreaker. The Artful Dodger takes him down with an avalanche. The Artful Dodger whips Hexx into the ropes. Hexx executes the Running Forearm Smash. Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, in the ropes... Hexx takes him down with a snap mare. Hexx goes for a forearm smash, but The Artful Dodger blocks it. The Artful Dodger goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Hexx blocks it. Hexx nails him with a double-axhandle chop. Hexx throws The Artful Dodger out of the ring. Sean Knockleby counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, The Artful Dodger reenters the ring. Rickey: "Near count out on Dodger, but he gets back into the ring in time." Hexx goes for a snap mare, but The Artful Dodger blocks it. The Artful Dodger whips Hexx into the ropes, but Hexx reverses it. Hexx and The Artful Dodger get hit with a double clothesline. Terrance: "Both men take the other one down." Rickey: "Did you see the air time on Hexx? He just sorta hung there for a second before falling." Hexx takes him down with a double underhook backbreaker. Hexx goes for a backbreaker, but The Artful Dodger blocks it. The Artful Dodger whips Hexx into the ropes. Hexx hits The Artful Dodger with a shoulderblock. Hexx is going for the pin. Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, shoulder up. Hexx takes him down with a full nelson. Hexx lets go after 14 seconds. Hexx goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but The Artful Dodger blocks it. The Artful Dodger goes for a springboard dropkick, but Hexx counters it with a side step. Hexx gives the sign for the Bayou Bomb. Terrance: "Hexx giving the sign for his finishing move...." Hexx executes the Bayou Bomb and goes for the pin. Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, in the ropes... Rickey: "Dodger gets his foot on the ropes!" Terrance: "The count stops." Hexx goes for a Big Leg Drop, but The Artful Dodger counters it with a roll away. The Artful Dodger takes him down with a Western lariat. The Artful Dodger goes for the pin. Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, three! Terrance: "And the Dodger with a successful debut here on ATW." Rickey: "What a competitor he will be." Terrance: "He is one to keep an eye on. Right after this, we'll have the special Submission match, pitting Rigor of the Living Dead against Hardrock." Rickey: "Should be fun." ------------ Commericals for upcoming movies, SWF merchandise, and McDonald's ------------ Rickey: "Welcome back. We're ready to get this Submission match underway." Terrance: "I dont know about you, but I cant wait to see it. I can't decide who will win, but I hope HardRock will." Rickey: "I think Rigor is the odds on favour for this. Have you seen his finishing move?" Terrance: "You mean the Rigor Vigor?" Rickey: "Yeah, A noogie/headlock combination." Terrance: "Sounds painful." Steve: "Ladies and Gentlemen...the following match is a Submission Match, in which the victor must make his opponent submit to a submission move. First, about to make his way down the aisle, from Parts Unknown...." {"Sleep When I'm Dead" by Bon Jovi fills the arena, as Rigor and Mortis make their way to the ring.} Steve: "Being escorted to the ring by tag partner Mortis, he is one half of the Living Dead....RIGOR!" {The crowd cheers as The Dead make their way to the ring.} Steve: "His opponent, being led to the ring by his manager, Stefania, he is...HardRock!" {HardRock walks to the ring, the crowd booing and throwing cups at him.} Rigor attacks HardRock before the bell. Rigor nails him with an abdominal stretch. HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Terrance: "And Rigor going right to work! He didnt even wait for the bell." Rickey: "That is the kind of tactic that makes Trinity as low as they are. They will use any means to cheat or gain the upper hand." HardRock goes for a piledriver, but Rigor counters it with a backdrop. Rigor runs into the ropes. Rigor misses with a kick. HardRock takes him down with a crucifix. HardRock nails him with a knee to the back. HardRock executes a dropkick. Rigor goes for an abdominal stretch, but HardRock counters it with a hiptoss. HardRock takes him down with a double leg cradle. HardRock takes him down with a double reverse chinlock. Terrance: "HardRock locking in a Reverse Chinlock. A submission move that could end this match." Rigor reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. HardRock takes him down with a punch. Rickey: "Or not. It didnt keep Rigor down." HardRock goes for a piledriver, but Rigor counters it with a backdrop. Rigor nails him with a kick to the midsection. Rigor executes the Rigor Vigor. Rickey: "The Vigor! Rigor has HardRock in the Vigor!" HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Terrance: "Hardrock gets to the ropes." Rickey: "The match could have ended right there." Rigor executes a short clothesline. HardRock takes him down with a cobra clutch. Rigor reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. HardRock nails him with a flying elbowdrop. HardRock places Rigor on the turnbuckle. HardRock takes him down with a superplex. HardRock places Rigor on the turnbuckle. HardRock executes a superplex. Terrance: "HardRock with back to back superplexes." Rickey: "By using these maneuvers, you can break down the opponents defenses quicker." HardRock whips Rigor into the turnbuckle, but Rigor reverses it. Rigor runs shoulder-first into the corner. Rigor nails him with spinning headscissors. Rigor goes for a DDT, but HardRock counters it with a backdrop. Rigor takes him down with a sleeperhold. HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Rigor nails him with a full nelson. HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Rigor takes him down with a low blow. Terrance: "Low blow by the Tag Team Champion." Rickey: "You find that move used a lot by Trinity members. They must feel big when they use it." Terrance: "It's a disgrace." Rigor nails him with a fist to the midsection. Rigor goes for an atomic drop, but HardRock blocks it. HardRock goes for a flying forearm, but Rigor counters it with a duck-down move. Rigor goes for a DDT, but HardRock counters it with a backdrop. HardRock goes for a jumping DDT, but Rigor counters it with a backdrop. Rigor goes for a gutwrench suplex, but HardRock blocks it. HardRock goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Rigor counters it with a backdrop Rigor poses for the crowd. Terrance: "Rigor pausing to pose." Rickey: "Well, we cant really sit and watch wrestling all night, can we?" Terrance: "Heaven forbid." Rigor whips HardRock into the turnbuckle. Rigor runs shoulder-first into the corner. Rigor goes for a choke slam, but HardRock blocks it. HardRock whips Rigor into the turnbuckle. HardRock runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Rigor lifts his knee. Rigor throws HardRock out of the ring. Rigor goes through the ropes. Rigor knocks HardRock into the ringsteps. Terrance: "Explain to me what wrestling outside the ring has to do with submission moves." Rickey: "Your guess is as good as mine." Rigor whips HardRock into the guardrail. Rigor nails him with a headbutt. Rigor throws HardRock back into the ring. Rigor goes for a gutwrench suplex, but HardRock blocks it. HardRock catches him in an inside cradle. HardRock executes a crucifix. HardRock goes for a punch, but Rigor reverses it. Rigor throws HardRock out of the ring. Rigor goes through the ropes. Rigor executes a sleeperhold. Rigor goes for a backbreaker, but HardRock blocks it. HardRock nails him with a jumping DDT. HardRock reenters the ring. Rigor follows him back in. Rickey: "Inside the ring, outside the ring, inside the ring. It's repetative." Terrance: "You're surprised? Wrestling isnt wrestling without going outside the ring." HardRock goes for a crucifix, but Rigor counters it with a Samoan Drop. Rigor executes a dropkick. HardRock whips Rigor into the ropes. HardRock hits Rigor with a backdrop. HardRock takes him down with a double leg cradle. HardRock nails him with a double leg cradle. HardRock nails him with a legdrop. HardRock takes him down with a double reverse chinlock. Rigor reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. HardRock goes for an inside cradle, but Rigor blocks it. Rigor executes an atomic drop. Terrance: "Rigor reaching the ropes, and forcing HardRock to release the submission hold." Rickey: "Smart move by Rigor. Break the hold, and set him up for one of yours." Rigor whips HardRock into the turnbuckle, but HardRock reverses it. HardRock charges in with a clothesline, but Rigor moves out of the way. Rigor takes him down with a double chickenwing submission. HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Rigor catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex. Rigor goes for a headbutt, but HardRock blocks it. HardRock takes him down with a knee to the back. HardRock nails him with a clothesline. HardRock goes for a DDT, but Rigor counters it with a backdrop. Terrance: "Rigor tries to lock on the submission, but it's no good." Rickey: "We most likely will see many different submission moves, as each man tries to find one to work." Rigor executes a backbreaker. Rigor is going for the pin. HardRock nails him with a knee to the back. HardRock throws Rigor out of the ring. HardRock goes through the ropes. Rigor reenters the ring. HardRock follows him back in. Rigor executes a dropkick. Terrance: "HardRock tries to take it outside again, but Rigor wants no part of that." Rickey: "For once, he wants to get down to business. I dont know if that's a good thing, considering Rigor's track record." HardRock takes him down with a choke slam. HardRock goes for the Zack Attack, but Rigor counters it with a half Boston. HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Rigor goes for a spinebuster slam, but HardRock counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. HardRock runs into the ropes. Rigor goes for an abdominal stretch, but HardRock counters it with a hiptoss. HardRock takes him down with a double reverse chinlock. Terrance: "Again with the reverse chinlock." Rickey: "HardRock needs to change his strategy. Don't use the same move, especially when it didnt work the first time." Rigor reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. HardRock whips Rigor into the turnbuckle. HardRock runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Rigor lifts his knee. Rigor goes for a powerslam, but HardRock counters it with a lariat. In turn, Rigor counters it with a duck-down move. Rigor runs into the ropes. Rickey: "Told you. Rigor keeps getting to the ropes." Terrance: "Maybe HardRock will hear you, and change his arsenal around a bit." Rigor hits HardRock with a clothesline. Rigor goes for a spinebuster slam, but HardRock counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. In turn, Rigor counters it with a side suplex. Rigor catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex. Rigor executes a piledriver. Rigor goes for a kick to the midsection, but HardRock blocks it. HardRock nails him with a piledriver. HardRock nails him with a jumping DDT. HardRock runs into the ropes. HardRock hits Rigor with a clothesline. Rickey: "HardRock taking over the match, trying to give Rigor a beat down." Terrance: "I dont know about power, but Rigor does have a lot of stamina. He can outlast anyone he faces, especially in a match like this." HardRock executes a knee to the back. HardRock is going for the pin. HardRock whips Rigor into the ropes, but Rigor reverses it. Rigor misses with a clothesline. Rigor takes him down with a powerslam. HardRock executes a knee to the back. Rigor executes a double chickenwing submission. HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Rigor whips HardRock into the ropes. Rigor misses with a kick. HardRock hits Rigor with a backdrop. Rickey: "Rigor trying the Chickenwing again." Terrance: "I am surprised both men are using the same moves over and over." Rigor falls out of the ring. HardRock goes through the ropes. HardRock throws Rigor back into the ring. HardRock nails him with a figure-four leglock. Rigor reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. HardRock executes a piledriver. HardRock places Rigor on the turnbuckle. HardRock takes him down with a superplex. Rigor goes for a spinebuster slam, but HardRock counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. In turn, Rigor counters it with a side suplex. Terrance: "There we go. HardRock with the figure-four." Rickey: "And that didnt work either. What is it going to take to make Rigor submit?" Terrance: "I dont know, but HardRock must be wondering the same thing himself." Rigor runs into the ropes. Rigor misses with a kick. Rigor nails him with an armbar submission. HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Rigor nails him with a bodyslam. Rigor goes for a backbreaker, but HardRock blocks it. HardRock runs into the ropes. HardRock misses with a kick. Rigor hits HardRock with a kick. Rigor runs into the ropes. HardRock misses with an elbow. Rigor misses with a clothesline. Terrance: "Back to brawling we go." Rickey: "This match seems like a merry-go-round to me, doesnt it?" Rigor executes a fist to the midsection. Rigor runs into the ropes. HardRock misses with a kick. HardRock hits Rigor with a backdrop. HardRock nails him with an enzuigiri. HardRock nails him with a double leg cradle. HardRock runs into the ropes. Rigor misses with a kick. HardRock misses with a shoulderblock. HardRock executes a clothesline. HardRock executes a flying elbowdrop. HardRock executes a knee to the back. HardRock is going for the pin. Terrance: "Uh...what's he doing?" Rickey: "Trying to pin Rigor, I think." Terrance: "I guess he forgot the only way to win is to make him submit." Rickey: "Apparently." Rigor runs into the ropes. HardRock hits Rigor with a kick. HardRock whips Rigor into the ropes. HardRock goes for a punch, but Rigor reverses it. HardRock re-reverses it. HardRock catches him in a dragon suplex. HardRock runs into the ropes. Rigor goes for an abdominal stretch, but HardRock counters it with a hiptoss. HardRock executes a jumping DDT. HardRock executes an enzuigiri. HardRock executes the Zack Attack and goes for the pin. Terrance: "And again, HardRock goes for the pin." Rickey: "Kinda makes you wonder what is going on in his mind." Terrance: "Something like that." Rickey: "Maybe Aleshia can find out." HardRock whips Rigor into the ropes. HardRock hits Rigor with a shoulderblock. HardRock nails him with a powerslam. HardRock takes him down with a kneedrop. HardRock executes a jumping DDT. Rigor goes for a sleeperhold, but HardRock blocks it. HardRock goes for a punch, but Rigor reverses it. Rigor takes him down with a dropkick to the knee. Rigor goes for a dropkick to the knee, but HardRock counters it with a side step HardRock whips Rigor into the ropes. Terrance: "No attempts at submission moves in the past few minutes by either man." Rickey: "Maybe they forgot too." Terrance: "The ref should try and remind them." HardRock misses with a shoulderblock. HardRock takes him down with a clothesline. HardRock nails him with a kneedrop. HardRock is going for the pin. HardRock executes a rolling kick. HardRock goes for a power bomb, but Rigor blocks it. Rigor throws HardRock out of the ring. Rigor jumps onto him with a Death Drop. Rigor whips HardRock into the guardrail. Rigor takes him down with an abdominal stretch. Terrance: "Death Drop by Rigor." Rickey: "That seems fitting, somehow." Terrance: "Doesn't it though?" Rickey: "But fighting outside the ring doesnt mean anything." HardRock goes for a powerslam, but Rigor counters it with a lariat. Rigor reenters the ring. HardRock follows him back in. Rigor goes for a headbutt, but HardRock blocks it. HardRock nails him with an enzuigiri. HardRock catches him in an inside cradle. HardRock goes for a punch, but Rigor reverses it. HardRock re-reverses it. HardRock takes him down with a flying bulldog. HardRock executes a double reverse chinlock. Rigor reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. HardRock whips Rigor into the turnbuckle, but Rigor reverses it. Terrance: "HardRock again with the chinlock." Rickey: "And Rigor again gets to the ropes." Terrance: "Severe case of deja vu." Rickey: "Really severe." Rigor whips HardRock into the ropes, but HardRock reverses it. HardRock misses with a shoulderblock. HardRock nails him with a knee to the back. Rigor nails him with an armbar submission. HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Rigor executes a short clothesline. Rigor executes the Rigor Vigor. Terrance: "The Vigor! He's got the Vigor again!" Rickey: "This could do it." HardRock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. HardRock whips Rigor into the ropes. HardRock executes a hiptoss. Terrance: "No! HardRock gets to the ropes." Rickey: "Poetic justice." HardRock executes the Zack Attack and goes for the pin. HardRock goes for a piledriver, but Rigor counters it with a backdrop. Rigor nails him with a backbreaker. Rigor executes a piledriver. Rigor throws HardRock out of the ring. Rigor jumps onto him with a Death Drop. HardRock knocks Rigor into the ringsteps. HardRock catches him in a power bomb. Terrance: "Powerbomb on the tag champion." Rickey: "We need submission moves." Rigor whips HardRock into the guardrail. They're brawling on the floor. HardRock goes for a cobra clutch, but Rigor counters it with an armdrag takedown Rigor takes him down with an armbar submission. They're brawling on the floor. HardRock nails him with a cobra clutch. HardRock executes the Zack Attack on the concrete floor. HardRock nails him with a choke slam. HardRock takes him down with a figure-four leglock. Rigor reenters the ring. Terrance: "Back into the ring they go." Rickey: "It's like ping pong. In and out." Terrance: "Uh...I'll leave that one alone." HardRock follows him back in. Rigor nails him with a choke slam. Rigor executes a fist to the midsection. Rigor takes him down with a backbreaker. Rigor is going for the pin. Rigor executes a full nelson. HardRock submits immediately. Terrance: "We have a winner?" Rickey: "Yes we do. With a submission move, too." Terrance: "That was the point to the match." Steve: "The winner is Rigor. Time of match: 0:20:06" Rickey: "Long match, wasn't it?" Terrance: "Better believe it. We need to take a break." -------- Yet more SWF Commercials Terrance: "Welcome back to the second half of SWF ATW." Rickey: "Still to come, we have Jagged Edge against Flash, and Moon Dog Gator taking on The Duke. But right now, we're going to turn things over to Aleshia Michaels, for the first airing of her segment...Towel Talk." {The scene switches to a pre-made set, which looks like the corner of a locker room. At the centre of it, sits Aleshia Michaels. On either side of her, sits Rigor and Mortis.} Aleshia: "Good evening, and welcome to Towel Talk. I'm your hostess, Aleshia Michaels, and I'm going to dig deeper, no pun intended, into the lives of these two freaks, the Living Dead." Rigor: "You got permission to be doing that, lady?" Aleshia: "I work here, damn it. I don't need permission." Mortis: "Enter at your own risk. Ask the camera crews." Aleshia: "I am going to be asking the questions here, bub. And these are the questions that people really want to know." Rigor: "How did you get the questions, then?" Aleshia: "I have my resources, thank you." Rigor: "Let's get this thing started already." Aleshia: "Pushy pushy. Alright, question #1: Why the gimmick of 2 dead guys? It's not like anyone actually believes you are dead." Rigor: "What gimmick?" {Mortis pulls off an ear, and hands it to her.} Mortis: "I'm going to need that back. Hard to hear with only one ear." {Aleshia rolls her eyes, and hands the body part back.} Aleshia: "Anyway. Question #2: Which of you is the better wrestler?" {Rigor and Mortis blink, and huddle, discussing the answer with each other. After a moment, they sit up, snickering, and turn back to Aleshia.} Aleshia: "Well? Who is better of the two?" Rigor: "Equalizer." Mortis: "Definitely. Equalizer." Aleshia: "But he isn't part of your team." Rigor: "He is Trinity, and that's all that we care about." Mortis: "That's right. E has proven that he is the best of the best, and everyone else is just the rest." Aleshia: "That brings me to Question #3: Why did you guys join Trinity?" Rigor: "The other stables suck. The Gangstas and the TTK still suck. It didn't get any better for them. In fact, they are getting worse day by day." Mortis: "Even Trinity has had its sucker. Namely, Mr. Shhh. But that whiner is gone now. We wish him luck in keeping his title from Trinity." Aleshia: "Rumor has it you two are thinking of leaving Trinity. Is that true?" Rigor: "Not on Frenck's life! We are Chaos, and Chaos is Trinity. It's where we belong." Mortis: "Keep dreaming, guys." Aleshia: "Let's try something different. Aside from yourselves, who would you say is the next best tag team?" Rigor: "I'd have to say....The Thugz." Mortis: "Agreed. They have posed a challenge in the past when we needed one, and they are more skilled then any non-Trinity tag team." Aleshia: "A lot of people have been wanting to know Why you gave your flesh eating?" Rigor: "We figured it was polite not to eat in front of others, when there wasn't enough to go around." Mortis: "Yeah, and Frenck started sending cameras by remote control, rather then by sending camera men, which took away a lot of our main supply." Aleshia: "Do you guys ever shower? I mean....you stink." Rigor: "Of course. We shower, we shave. After all, hair still grows after death." Mortis: "The odor you are smelling is not B.O. It's a new aftershave called Ode De Cay, and is going to be available on all store shelves very soon." Aleshia: "Believe it or not, there are ladies out there, if that's what you want to call them, who want to know how you two spend your Saturday nights." Rigor: "Oh, the usual. We _dig up_ a couple dates and paint the town....red!" Mortis: "Yeah. We show them a time that other women would _die_ for." Aleshia: "Sick individuals....You have held the tag team titles twice already. Now what do you intend to do?" Rigor: "We'll keep holding them and wait." Mortis: "Trinity will soon hold all the belts in the SWF. Just wait and see. Rigor and I are a part of that, and we are going to help." Aleshia: "Alright, we are just about out of time for this edition of Towel Talk. Is there anything you two want to say before we go?" Rigor: "Yeah. Guns are not for kids." Mortis: "As much as we preach Chaos and everything, we are still devastated about what has occurred in Arkansas this past week. Please, parents, if you own weapons, keep them locked up tight." Aleshia: "For once, some decent words from the deadbeats of the SWF. Just a quick run down of the rumors that I am starting to work on for the future: Is David Storm making a come back? Some fans are starting to petition his absence, and the wrestler might actually be returning to the SWF. And the possible falling out of the S.O.B.'s. Could they really be having troubles, or are they just copying the top stable in the fed? I'll be working hard all next week to find facts behind these rumours. Until next week, I'm Aleshia Michaels. Back to you, Terrance." {Scene fades back to the announcer's table.} Terrance: "Interesting questions asked, but I think the answers leave something to be desired." Rickey: "It's the Dead, what can you expect from them?" Terrance: "Not much I guess. Alright, Steve Denmar is in the ring, ready to do the announcements for the next fight." Steve: "The following match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way down the aisle, from Denver Colorado....he is Jagged Edge!" {Jagged Edge makes his way to the ring to the cheering response of the crowd.} Steve: "His opponent, from Detroit Michigan, he is the man with the Mouth...Flash!" {Flash heads to the ring, pausing to tell off some booing fans.} They lock up. Jagged Edge executes a German suplex. Andy Hovestadt counts: One, kickout. Jagged Edge executes a bearhug. Flash breaks the hold after 13 seconds. Flash executes a jawbreaker. Flash executes a backslide. Andy Hovestadt counts: One, two, in the ropes... Terrance: "Nearfall by Flash." Rickey: "He really is a censor's nightmare, isnt he?" Terrance: "That's an understatment." Flash takes him down with a jawbreaker. Flash executes a jumping neck snap. Flash goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Jagged Edge blocks it. Jagged Edge goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Flash blocks it. Flash goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Jagged Edge blocks it. Jagged Edge goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Flash blocks it. Flash goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Jagged Edge blocks it. Jagged Edge catches him in a Northern Lights suplex. Andy Hovestadt counts: One, two, kickout. Terrance: "A flurry of moves, and a retalliation of blocks. Great show." Rickey: "And it rounds out with Edge nearly getting the pin." Jagged Edge whips Flash into the ropes. Flash takes him down with a choke slam. Flash executes a reverse neckbreaker. Flash throws Jagged Edge out of the ring. Flash goes through the ropes. Flash whips Jagged Edge into the guardrail. Flash executes an inverted atomic drop. Jagged Edge is busted wide open. Flash reenters the ring. Jagged Edge follows him back in. Flash executes a low blow. Rickey: "Outside the ring, inside the ring, and a low blow." Terrance: "These guys must be taking notes from those who wrestled before them." Flash goes for a clothesline, but Jagged Edge counters it with a duck-down move. Jagged Edge is bleeding like a faucet. Jagged Edge takes him down with a Tombstone. Jagged Edge attemps to place Flash on the turnbuckle, but Flash blocks it. Jagged Edge catches him in a Northern Lights suplex. Andy Hovestadt counts: One, two, kickout. Terrance: "Flash with the kickout." Rickey: "Quite the contender." Jagged Edge executes a punch. Higgins tries to interfere, but Shae Smith prevents him from doing so. Jagged Edge takes him down with a roundhouse right. Flash takes him down with a backslide. Andy Hovestadt counts: One, two, shoulder up. Flash takes him down with an inverted atomic drop. Flash executes a low blow. Flash takes him down with an inverted atomic drop. Flash takes him down with a low blow. Flash takes him down with a reverse neckbreaker. Terrance: "A series of low blows by Flash." Rickey: "You know, the low blow is fitting, considering his language habits." Terrance: "Dirty words, dirty moves." Rickey: "Exactly." Flash takes him down with a tiger driver. Andy Hovestadt counts: One, two, shoulder up. Flash throws Jagged Edge out of the ring. Flash jumps onto him with a baseball slide, but Jagged Edge moves out of the way. Jagged Edge knocks Flash into the ringsteps. Flash knocks Jagged Edge into the ringpost. Flash knocks Jagged Edge into the ringsteps. Higgins comes from behind and distracts Jagged Edge. Jagged Edge reenters the ring. Flash follows him back in. Terrance: "And they go outside the ring again." Rickey: "And Higgins comes to distract Edge, and it works. But Edge heads back into the ring." Jagged Edge places Flash on the turnbuckle. Jagged Edge catches him in a belly-to-belly superplex. Andy Hovestadt counts: One, two, kickout. Jagged Edge goes for a Gorilla Press, but Flash counters it with a rolling reverse cradle. Andy Hovestadt counts: One, two, shoulder up. Jagged Edge re-reverses it. Andy Hovestadt counts: One, two, shoulder up. Jagged Edge attemps to place Flash on the turnbuckle, but Flash blocks it. Jagged Edge nails him with a German suplex. Andy Hovestadt counts: One, two, kickout. Terrance: "Kick out by Flash." Rickey: "Nice series of near pins by both wrestlers." Terrance: "We have seen some great competition tonight, with very little rule breaking." Jagged Edge catches him in a Northern Lights suplex. Andy Hovestadt counts: One, two, shoulder up. Jagged Edge executes a jack-knife power bomb. Andy Hovestadt counts: One, shoulder up. Jagged Edge complains about a slow count. Jagged Edge places Flash on the turnbuckle. Jagged Edge catches him in a belly-to-belly superplex. Andy Hovestadt counts: One, kickout. Jagged Edge goes for a roundhouse right, but Flash blocks it. Rickey: "Flash blocking the roundhouse, and sets up Edge..." Flash takes him down with an inverted atomic drop. Flash takes him down with a low blow. Flash nails him with a tiger suplex. Andy Hovestadt counts: One, two, shoulder up. Flash goes for a tiger driver, but Jagged Edge blocks it. Jagged Edge attemps to place Flash on the turnbuckle, but Flash blocks it. Jagged Edge catches him in a Northern Lights suplex. Andy Hovestadt counts: One, two, shoulder up. Terrance: "Flash refusing to be pinned." Rickey: "It's that kind of determination that could see him with a title in the future." Terrance: "Heaven forbid. Flash with a belt would be like Trinity with a belt." Jagged Edge attemps to place Flash on the turnbuckle, but Flash blocks it. Jagged Edge attemps to place Flash on the turnbuckle, but Flash blocks it. Jagged Edge goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Flash blocks it. Jagged Edge is bleeding profusely. Flash takes him down with a backslide. Andy Hovestadt counts: One, two, in the ropes... Terrance: "Jagged Edge making it to the ropes." Rickey: "When all else fails, reach the ropes." Flash goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Jagged Edge blocks it. Jagged Edge whips Flash into the ropes, but Flash reverses it. Flash nails him with a clothesline. Flash goes for a punch, but Jagged Edge reverses it. Jagged Edge takes him down with a punch. Jagged Edge takes him down with the Stinger Splash. Jagged Edge throws Flash out of the ring. Andy Hovestadt counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Flash reenters the ring. Rickey: "Flash nearly counted out." Terrance: "Slim margin in which he got back into the ring. And here comes Edge." Jagged Edge catches him in a power bomb. Andy Hovestadt counts: One, kickout. Jagged Edge nails him with a Gorilla Press. Jagged Edge nails him with a belly-to-back suplex. Jagged Edge takes him down with a bearhug. Jagged Edge lets go after 12 seconds. Jagged Edge goes for a DDT, but Flash counters it with a backdrop. Flash runs into the ropes. Jagged Edge takes him down with a powerslam. Andy Hovestadt counts: One, two, kickout. Terrance: "And yet another pin attempt. Give credit to Jagged Edge." Rickey: "He is a former title holder, isnt he?" Terrance: "I believe so, yes." Rickey: "If he plays his cards right, I think Jagged Edge could hold one again. Perhaps he will be entered into the tournament for the Television title." Terrance: "That would be something, wouldn't it?" Jagged Edge goes for a powerslam, but Flash counters it with a lariat. In turn, Jagged Edge counters it with a duck-down move. Jagged Edge whips Flash into the ropes. Jagged Edge goes for a Gorilla Press, but Flash counters it with a rolling reverse cradle. Andy Hovestadt counts: One, kickout. Flash climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Jagged Edge nails him in the stomach. Flash falls onto the top turnbuckle. Jagged Edge takes him down with a belly-to-back superplex. Jagged Edge is going for the pin. Andy Hovestadt counts: One, two, shoulder up. {Suddenly the lights in the arena go out.} Terrance: "What is going on? The lights are out, and we cant see a thing!" Rickey: "It's that music again. This is too weird." {"The Memory Remains" by Metallica plays, and the lights come back on.} Terrance: "The lights are back on, and ...." Rickey: "Wait a minute, Terrance. Look who's in the ring!" Terrance: "That's....That's David Storm! He's in the ring with Jagged Edge and Flash!" Rickey: "Judging by the microphone he has in his hand, he has something to say." DS: I have come not to speak of love but to preach hate. I stand here not to back up structure but to demand chaos. Terrance: "More Chaos preaching? Could this be another trick by Trinity?" Rickey: "I dont think Storm is in any way affiliated with Trinity." DS: Each and everyone of you are swine! The fans, the wrestlers, the entire staff of the Supreme Wrestling Federation! {The crowd boos, and begins to throw things at the ring. Jagged Edge and Flash are in seperate corners, looking none too pleased at having their match interrupted.} DS: Well fear not because your salvation is coming! The rapture is upon us, and you don't have long to wait. Destroy your worldly possessions and re-open your souls. Terrance: "Destroy our worldly possessions? This guy is smoking something, I think." Rickey: "Well, whatever it is, where can I get a pound of it?" Terrance: "Rickey!" Rickey: "Sorry. But this guy sounds likehe actually believes what he is saying." DS: He's coming! He's coming for you all, and things will be forever changed! Give him your purity, or give him your life.. there are no other choices. Next week on Triumphant Tuesday.... your only hope will arrive! {David Storm leaves the ring. Jagged Edge and Flash watch him leave, and turn back to the ref. The ref calls for the bell.} Terrance: "What's going on?" Rickey: "I dont know, but the two wrestlers dont seem happy with whatever it is." Steve: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the referee has called this match a No Contest." Terrance: "A no contest? That has to anger both men." Rickey: "I have to wonder if there will be a rematch? It was getting interesting to watch." Terrance: "Well, that just leaves one match left. Moon Dog Gator vs The Duke." Rickey: "That should be fun. But first, yep. You guessed it. More commericals." ------- Commericals for Spam, McCain SuperFries, McDonald's, and Blue Oyster Cult ------- Terrance: "Welcome back. It seems some of Aleshia's job just got easier. David Storm made an appearance tonight, spouting about Chaos and judgement." Rickey: "Much to the dismay of Jagged Edge and Flash, whose match was called a no contest as the result." Terrance: "Now for our final match tonight, The Duke taking on the Gator." Steve: "The following match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from Jackson, Mississippi, he is Moon Dog Gator!" {"Bring the Noise" fills the arena as Moon Dog walks to the ring.} Steve: "His opponent, from Edinburgh, Scotland, being accompanied to the ring by Lady Jezebel, he The Duke...Sean McKenzie!" {Sean and Jezebel walk to the ring, pausing to exchange some words with the fans.} Terrance: "This is the first time in a while Moon Dog has been in the ring." Rickey: "Moon Dog, the ultimate example of rednecks at their best." Terrance: "Both men are former champions. Moon Dog Gator a former World Champion, and The Duke is the only two-time International Champion." Rickey: "The skill in this match should be exceptional." They lock up. Sean McKenzie executes a headlock takedown. Sean McKenzie runs into the ropes. Sean McKenzie takes him down with a dropkick to the knee. Sean McKenzie goes for a diving elbow smash, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with a duck-down move. Sean McKenzie nails him with a double-axhandle chop. Sean McKenzie goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with a duck-down move. Moon Dog Gator catches him in an inside cradle. Frank Clayton counts: One, two, kickout. Terrance: "Early pin attempt by Moon Dog, but it's no good." Moon Dog Gator complains about a slow count. Moon Dog Gator goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Sean McKenzie blocks it. Sean McKenzie whips Moon Dog Gator into the ropes. Sean McKenzie takes him down with a double-axhandle chop. Sean McKenzie executes a bearhug. Sean McKenzie lets go after 7 seconds. Rickey: "McKenzie releasing the hold after a few seconds. I have to question the logic in that action." Terrance: "Maybe he has a better plan in mind." Rickey: "Perhaps." Sean McKenzie gives the sign for the Execution. Sean McKenzie executes the Execution and goes for the pin. Frank Clayton counts: One, two, in the ropes... Sean McKenzie executes a DDT. Sean McKenzie executes a bearhug. Sean McKenzie lets go after 5 seconds. Sean McKenzie goes for the Execution, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with a low blow. Moon Dog Gator throws Sean McKenzie out of the ring. Frank Clayton counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Sean McKenzie reenters the ring. Rickey: "The Duke climbing back into the ring, and Gator is right there on top of him." Moon Dog Gator goes for a cobra clutch, but Sean McKenzie counters it with an armdrag takedown. Sean McKenzie goes for a Gorilla Press, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with a rolling reverse cradle. Moon Dog Gator uses the ropes for leverage. Frank Clayton counts: One, two, kickout. Terrance: "Well, another pin attempt, and still no goal." Rickey: "It's too early for that yet. They need to wear each other down more." Sean McKenzie re-reverses it. Frank Clayton counts: One, two, shoulder up. Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a clawhold. Sean McKenzie breaks the hold after 11 seconds. Sean McKenzie takes him down with a chinlock deathlock submission. Moon Dog Gator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Sean McKenzie whips Moon Dog Gator into the ropes. Moon Dog Gator hits Sean McKenzie with a clothesline. Moon Dog Gator is going for the pin. Frank Clayton counts: One, two, shoulder up. Terrance: "Moon Dog has been trying to catch McKenzie off guard and get the victory, but he just cant seem to get it right." Moon Dog Gator throws Sean McKenzie out of the ring. Moon Dog Gator goes through the ropes. Sean McKenzie is busted wide open. Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a chokehold. Moon Dog Gator goes for a roundhouse right, but Sean McKenzie blocks it. They're brawling on the floor. Moon Dog Gator whips Sean McKenzie into the guardrail. Rickey: "Outside the ring they go, and Moon Dog has cut the face of McKenzie." Terrance: "Tough introduction to the guardrail by Moon Dog." They're brawling on the floor. Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a roundhouse right. Sean McKenzie whips Moon Dog Gator into the guardrail. Moon Dog Gator goes for a piledriver, but Sean McKenzie counters it with a backdrop. Moon Dog Gator reenters the ring. Sean McKenzie follows him back in. Moon Dog Gator takes him down with an elbowsmash. Moon Dog Gator executes the D-Dog-T and goes for the pin. Moon Dog Gator pulls the tights. Frank Clayton counts: One, two, in the ropes... Terrance: "Moon Dog Gator landing his patented finisher, but McKenzie gets his foot on the bottom rope." Rickey: "A few inches towards the centre of the ring, and it might have been over." Moon Dog Gator executes a chokehold. Frank Clayton counts: One, two, three, four. Moon Dog Gator goes for an inside cradle, but Sean McKenzie blocks it. Sean McKenzie executes a Gorilla Press. Moon Dog Gator takes him down with a swinging punch. Moon Dog Gator nails him with the Running Forearm Smash. Frank Clayton counts: One, two, kickout. Sean McKenzie is bleeding profusely. Moon Dog Gator whips Sean McKenzie into the ropes. Sean McKenzie misses with a clothesline. Sean McKenzie misses with an elbow. Terrance: "McKenzie off target with two attempts to down Gator." Rickey: "Both these men are on top of their game tonight." Terrance: "There is virtually no ring rust on Moon Dog." Sean McKenzie nails him with a dropkick to the knee. Moon Dog Gator nails him with a bodyslam. Moon Dog Gator nails him with a powerslam. Frank Clayton counts: One, two, kickout. Sean McKenzie goes for a Gorilla Press, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with a rolling reverse cradle. Frank Clayton counts: One, two, kickout. Moon Dog Gator goes for a roundhouse right, but Sean McKenzie blocks it. Sean McKenzie takes him down with a European uppercut. Sean McKenzie takes him down with a bearhug. Moon Dog Gator breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Rickey: "Breaking out of the bearhug so soon was a good move." Terrance: "Prevents your energy from being drained trying to fight your way out later." Moon Dog Gator nails him with a headbutt. Moon Dog Gator nails him with the Doctor Bomb. Frank Clayton counts: One, kickout. Moon Dog Gator complains about a slow count. Sean McKenzie catches him in an inside cradle. Frank Clayton counts: One, two, three. Moon Dog Gator complains about a fast count. Terrance: "And that's the match." Rickey: "Strange. Moon Dog complaining of a fast count, when last week, everyone was complaining to this ref about slow counts." Terrance: "You notice there was no complaints about that tonight?" Rickey: "You got it. Well folks, that's our show for tonight. I hope you enjoyed it." Terrance: "For all of us here at the SWF, Good night from Nagano Japan."