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Supream Wrestling Federation presents:
                Around the World
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(Hot Shot Donovan goes for a kick to the midsection, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho goes for a kick to the midsection, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a snap suplex, but Tom Pho counters it with
a vertical suplex.
Tom Pho executes a superkick.
Tom Pho catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Tom Pho executes a dragon suplex and goes for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... kickout.)

Chip: So close!

Fool: Come on, Hot Shot!

(Tom Pho catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Tom Pho gives the sign for the Tiger Claw Heart Punch.
Tom Pho executes the Tiger Claw Heart Punch and goes for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.)

Chip: I don't know how he did it, but Donovan just kicked out of the Tiger Claw.

Fool: He can't take much more of this.

(Tom Pho runs into the ropes.
Tom Pho misses with a clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan executes an inverted atomic drop.
Hot Shot Donovan goes for a Frankensteiner, but Tom Pho counters it with
a power bomb.)

Fool: NO!  Power Bomb!

Chip: Cover by Pho!

(Chad Bray counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Tom Pho is bleeding profusely.)

Chip: Tom Pho is losing blood here.

(Tom Pho goes for neck-scissors, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with
a duck-down move.
Hot Shot Donovan whips Tom Pho into the ropes.
Hot Shot Donovan hits Tom Pho with an elbow.
Hot Shot Donovan is going for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, kickout.)

Chip: Two count by Donovan!

Fool: The Tiger has Donovan's leg!

(Hot Shot Donovan nails him with an enzuigiri.
Hot Shot Donovan executes an elbowsmash.
Hot Shot Donovan takes him down with an enzuigiri.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a clothesline.
Hot Shot Donovan executes a leg hammerlock.
Tom Pho reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a kick to the midsection.
Hot Shot Donovan gives the sign for the Hot Kick.)

Chip: He's setting up for the Hot Kick!

(Hot Shot Donovan executes the Hot Kick and goes for the pin.
Chad Bray counts: One, two, three.)

Chip: He got him!  Donovan beats the Tiger!

Mike: SWF Around the World is next! Don;t go away!
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[The shot opens in a park. There are many kids playing. The sky is blue and the grass is a dark 
green. Suddenly the scrren gose up in flames. When thr flames die down there is now a wrestling 
ring inside of an Arena. Wrestlers come from all over, the stands, the entrance way and all 
enter the ring. HardRock, Jagged Edge, Axel Mate, Rock 'n Role Animal and Moon Dog Gator are some 
of the wrestlers there. HardRock starts fighting with Moon Dog, Rock 'n Role Animal with Jagged 
Edge. The ring explodes and the shot cuts to inside the arena. There are thousands of fans
screaming their lungs out. The shot cuts to a little kid on his father's shoulders holding up a
sign saying "Rocky, I can see!" The camera pans around the arena and shows signs such as 
"TTK 4 LIFE!" "Go Tom Go!" and "Sandman, make Pho SLEEEEP!"] 

Mike: Welcome to Atlanta, Georgia!
[Shot of the ring with fireworks coming out of the ringposts.]

Mike: Welcome to the Georgia Dome! 
[Shot of a girl holding a sign saying "Dax Rules!"]

Mike: Welcome to SWF Around the World!
[The shot cuts to Mike Janiack and Dax Lemming at the brodcast booth. Mike is wearing jeans, and
a red SWF sports jacket. Dax is wearing black jeans, with a black t-shirt that says killer. Over
the t-shirt he has a jacket that says "Dax the Maxx." in red bloody letters.]

Mike: I'm Mike Janiack, here with my bud, the new and improved Dax Lemming. Sporting a NEW 
nickname and all. Please welcome, Dax "The Maxx" Lemming!

Maxx: Hey. 

Mike: Like always, we have an explosive card for y'all tonight. We'll see Fatal Fury take on the
Giant Killer, we will see Panzer Sturm take on Brett Reynolds. We will also seeSound and Fury, 
the tag team champs, take on the Highlanders in a non-tile match.

Maxx: In the second half of this great, great card tonight, Mr. Shhh takes on Axel Mate. That
mutt Moon Dog takes on Flash. And in the main event, the Toughman champion, the TTK toughman 
champ, "Tiger" Tom Pho takes on Sandman. A former Toughman champ. If I do say so myslef, what a
card!

Mike: That's exactly right Maxx, and this main event is going to be awsome! The newest Tougman 
champion "Tiger" Tom Pho, this is the first time he has ever captured gold here in the SWF. He
will take on one of the greatest Toughman champs ever to grace the rings here in the SWF, I'm
talking about Sandman.

Maxx: There's no doubt in my mind that Sandman is a great wrestler, but can he beat the talent 
of Tom Pho. Right now, the toughest man in the SWF.

Mike: It would be pretty hard, but you never know.

Maxx: And don't forget the fact that both stables are here tonight. I'm talking about the Kliq,
and of course, my favourit, Trinity.

Mike: We all know you love Trinity Maxx. 

Maxx: That's nice, but you didn't let me finish. 

Mike: Oh, sorry.

Maxx: Thank you. Now, we know for sure that Axel Mate isin the house, he wrestling tonight. And 
S & F are here too. So that's four members of the Kliq. Unfortunatly for them HardRock is at home
in Montreal spending time with his preciouse family. On the Trinity side of things, all we know 
is here is Mr. Shhh. But or course, where ever Shhh is, so are the Men in Black. And that spells
trouble for the Kliq, and anybody else that pisses Mr. Shhh off.

Mike: You're right about that one Maxx, it's genrally a good idea to keep Mr. Shhh happy. 

Maxx: Mike, look at Donald Aron.

Mike: What?

Maxx: The match is ready to start and he wants you to shut up.

Mike: Oh, sorry.

DA: This match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Bremen, Germany, being led to 
the ring by Fraulein Domina, weiging 308 lbs, Panzer Sturm!

["Drug against War" by KMFDM blares and the lights dim, two spotlights cicle the arenas an air 
raid siren goes off. The siren is over the entrance music. Sturm ignores fans and marchesslowly 
to the ring, Fraulein Domina in tow. The crowd gives a mixed reaction.]

Mike: Look at this man. He's HUGE!

Maxx: Mommy.

DA: And his opponent, from Fishtown, PA, being led to the ring by Mrs. Sexy, weighing 333 lbs,
"Too Sexy" Brett Reynolds!

["Too Sexy" by Brett Reynolds blares as  he come out and kisses his manager Ms.Sexy. As he walks 
down the aisles the crowd goes crazy, especially the ladies. He then slaps hands with the 
fans as he walks down the aisle. When he gets to the ring, flames will go off at the ringposts 
as he poses. Then he'll walk over to the ropes and let his lady Ms.Sexy out,but not before she 
gives him a nice wet one.]

Mike: The fans seem to really enjoy this man Brett Reynolds.

Maxx: He's just a dumb babyface. They're all dumb. 

[They lock up.
Brett Reynolds whips Panzer Sturm into the ropes, but Panzer Sturm reverses it.
Panzer Sturm misses with an elbow.
Panzer Sturm puts Brett Reynolds in an abdominal stretch.
Panzer Sturm lets go after 15 seconds.
Panzer Sturm whips Brett Reynolds into the ropes.
Panzer Sturm misses with a kick.]

Mike: Both of these men are quite new to the SWF ring. But already both these mean have made a 
name for theselves.

Maxx: How....

Mike: They have both won matches.

Maxx: Against who?

Mike: I don't know! I didn't do any research. 

Maxx: YOU DON'T? Shame! Shaaaaaaaaaaame!

Mike: I'm sorry.

[Panzer Sturm executes a side suplex on Brett Reynolds.
Panzer Sturm takes Brett Reynolds down with a football tackle.
Brett Reynolds executes a piledriver on Panzer Sturm.
Brett Reynolds locks Panzer Sturm in a figure-four leglock.
Panzer Sturm's shoulders are on the mat.
Mark Patch counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Panzer Sturm tries to escape the hold.
Panzer Sturm breaks the hold after 13 seconds.
Panzer Sturm executes an elbowsmash on Brett Reynolds.
Panzer Sturm hits Brett Reynolds.]

Mike: Now that's not fair. That was a blatant fist.

Maxx: What're you talking about? I didn't see nothing... uhh... I mean... OH NO!

Mike: That was a diuble negative my friend....

Maxx: Oh for the love of god.

Mike: And when you say a double negative like the one that you just said, you meant 
that you saw something, because you didn't see nothing.

Maxx: Are you finished? 

Mike: Yup.

Maxx: Well no thank you!

[Brett Reynolds hits Panzer Sturm.
Brett Reynolds chops Panzer Sturm.
Panzer Sturm chops Brett Reynolds.
Panzer Sturm takes Brett Reynolds down with a short clothesline.
Panzer Sturm whips Brett Reynolds into the ropes.
Panzer Sturm hits Brett Reynolds with a backdrop.
Brett Reynolds falls out of the ring.
Mark Patch counts: one, two, three, Brett Reynolds reenters the ring.
Panzer Sturm runs into the ropes.
Brett Reynolds misses with a clothesline.]

Maxx: Big clothesline by Reynolds. 

Mike: You're accualy calling a match? YIKES!

Maxx: It's a free country. I can do what I want...

Mike: I know, but I never expected you to call a match. Although it is your job.

[Panzer Sturm hits Brett Reynolds with an elbow.
Panzer Sturm locks Brett Reynolds in a clawhold.
Brett Reynolds reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Panzer Sturm runs into the ropes.
Brett Reynolds gets a sleeperhold on Panzer Sturm.
Panzer Sturm reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Brett Reynolds executes a German suplex on Panzer Sturm.
Mark Patch counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is behind Brett Reynolds all the way.]

Mike: Brett Raynolds is getting a great response from the crowd.

Maxx: I hate these stupid babyfaces. They're so boring and dumb.

Mike: Folks, a Dax "The Maxx" moment. 

Maxx: The first ever!

[Brett Reynolds nails Panzer Sturm with an elbowdrop.
Brett Reynolds throws Panzer Sturm out of the ring.
Brett Reynolds goes through the ropes.
Brett Reynolds executes a Hotshot on Panzer Sturm.
Mark Patch counts:  1.
Mark Patch counts:  2.
Brett Reynolds reenters the ring.
Panzer Sturm follows him back in.
Brett Reynolds nails Panzer Sturm with a piledriver.
Brett Reynolds goes for a slap, but Panzer Sturm reverses it.
Brett Reynolds re-reverses it.
Brett Reynolds uses a German suplex on Panzer Sturm.]

Mike: That hit HARD! I don't think he'll kick out.

[Mark Patch counts: One, two, kickout.]

Maxx: Ha! He did! Sturm kicked out!

Mike: Wow. I didn't think he could have done it.

Maxx: But...

Mike: But he did... cool.

Maxx: Yuppers. Cool.

[Brett Reynolds goes for a headbutt, but Panzer Sturm blocks it.
Panzer Sturm goes for a football tackle, but Brett Reynolds counters it with
a kick to the head.
Brett Reynolds whips Panzer Sturm into the turnbuckle.
Brett Reynolds hits Panzer Sturm with a roundhouse right.]

Maxx: Whoa. That was kinda... how do you say... PAINFUL! 

Mike: You know what Maxx, with this new name, you aren't a bit different.

Maxx: Freak you!

[Brett Reynolds executes a clothesline on Panzer Sturm.
Brett Reynolds goes for a piledriver, but Panzer Sturm blocks it.
Panzer Sturm whips Brett Reynolds into the ropes, but Brett Reynolds reverses it.
Brett Reynolds hits Panzer Sturm with a kick.
Brett Reynolds uses a Hotshot on Panzer Sturm.
A small "Brett Reynolds" chant is being started.
Panzer Sturm attemps to place Brett Reynolds on the turnbuckle, but Brett Reynolds
blocks it.
Panzer Sturm uses a short clothesline on Brett Reynolds.]

Mike: What a clothesline!

Maxx: Uh... Mike... that clothesline was about as good as one of the Hanson borther could do.

Mike: You know ALL about Hanson don't you Maxx.

Maxx: No... no... uhh... I... uh... hate them. *muttered* Sorry boys.

Mike: What was that?

Maxx: Nothing.

[Panzer Sturm goes for a sleeperhold, but Brett Reynolds blocks it.
Brett Reynolds punches Panzer Sturm.
Panzer Sturm kicks Brett Reynolds.
Brett Reynolds kicks Panzer Sturm.
Brett Reynolds hits Panzer Sturm.
There's a small reaction to Brett Reynolds.
Panzer Sturm chops Brett Reynolds.
Panzer Sturm hits Brett Reynolds.
Panzer Sturm hits a spinebuster slam on Brett Reynolds.]

Mike: A great searies of moved by the German sensation.

[Mark Patch counts: One, two, kickout.
Panzer Sturm goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Brett Reynolds
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Panzer Sturm nails Brett Reynolds with an elbowsmash.
Panzer Sturm whips Brett Reynolds into the ropes.
Panzer Sturm hits Brett Reynolds with a shoulderblock.
Panzer Sturm hits an elbowsmash on Brett Reynolds.
Panzer Sturm hits Brett Reynolds with an elbowsmash.
Panzer Sturm whips Brett Reynolds into the turnbuckle.
Panzer Sturm takes Brett Reynolds down with a kneelift.
Panzer Sturm goes for a forearm smash, but Brett Reynolds blocks it.]

Maxx: Brett Reynolds has NO offense in this match. Panzer Sturm has been domenating.

Mike: But here comes Reynolds...

[Brett Reynolds runs into the ropes.
Brett Reynolds hits Panzer Sturm with a bodyslam.
Brett Reynolds is going for the pin.
Mark Patch counts: One, kickout.
Brett Reynolds executes a dropkick on Panzer Sturm.
Panzer Sturm bumps into Mark Patch.
Brett Reynolds uses a piledriver on Panzer Sturm.]

Mike: Reynolds now has controll of the match.

Maxx: Generally, that's where y'all wanna be.

Mike: Everyon, Maxx's advise to the fans and wrestlers.

Maxx: Yup, yup.

[Brett Reynolds is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Brett Reynolds gets back up.
Brett Reynolds gets a headscissors submission on Panzer Sturm.
There is no referee there to ask Panzer Sturm.]

Maxx: Ha ha! Panzer is screaming and there ain't a referee to stop the match!

Mike: What is wrong with the SWF and refs?

Maxx: I don't know Mike, I don't know.

[Mark Patch is back on the job.
Panzer Sturm reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Brett Reynolds goes for a dropkick, but Panzer Sturm counters it with a side step.
Panzer Sturm takes Brett Reynolds down with a spinebuster slam.
Mark Patch counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

Mike: Only a two count, tell me Maxx, what's your take on the status of the referreing in the 
SWF, mainly ATW since that's what your familiar with. 

Maxx: Well, SWF referees aren't payed all too much. And I know that as a fact. And since Brian,
the president doesn't like ATW all too much, I know that as a fact as well, he won't pay the 
refs as much as he should. So in their mind, they'll deliberatly stand where he can be easily 
knocked out. In some cases he doesn't get knocked out. Sometimes he does. What I'm trying to say
is that the SWF should start paying the referees more because if the SWF doesn't pay them enough
money, I'm predidcting a strike. We would have referee free matches. I'm not saying that it 
wouldn't be great, but there has to be someone to keep order. And I doubt Pat McNeil, Zack Lisak
or Brian Frenck would be the ones dressing up in the striped shirts. Do you Mike?

Mike: That's exactly right. But about the refs being under payed. Just so you know, they make 
about 20% MORE then you and I make. So, maybe you can think about that.

Maxx: They do? BAS*ARD!

Mike: Thank goodness they beeped that out Maxx. 

Maxx: My arse could have been as good as FIRED! Heh, that was close. 

[Panzer Sturm uses a German suplex on Brett Reynolds.
Mark Patch counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
A few fans are cheering on Panzer Sturm.
Panzer Sturm takes Brett Reynolds down with an elbowsmash.
Panzer Sturm goes for an inverted power bomb, but Brett Reynolds blocks it.
Brett Reynolds runs into the ropes.
Panzer Sturm hits Brett Reynolds with a bulldog heaMaxxock.
Brett Reynolds goes for a hiptoss, but Panzer Sturm counters it with a lariat.
Brett Reynolds executes a punch on Panzer Sturm.
Brett Reynolds nails Panzer Sturm with a clothesline.
Brett Reynolds is going for the pin.
Mark Patch counts: One, kickout.]

Mike: Only a one count and Reynolds has the match going well in his way.

Maxx: I hate it when these wrestlers have to make comebacks. The only good thing about Reynolds 
is Mrs. Sexy. Boy would she be great.

Mike: Maxx, shut up.

Maxx: Suttle aren't we?

Mike: Shut up.

[Brett Reynolds executes a lariat on Panzer Sturm.
Brett Reynolds throws Panzer Sturm out of the ring.
Brett Reynolds goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Panzer Sturm goes for an atomic drop, but Brett Reynolds counters it with
a facerake.]

Mike: Rake to the face!

Maxx: WithReynolds in the Gangstas, I think that gave him a new sense of attitude.

Mike: He is ceratinly more... I guess you can say bad.

Maxx: Nt bad, maybe a little mischives.

[Mark Patch counts:  1.
Brett Reynolds whips Panzer Sturm into the guardrail.
Brett Reynolds throws Panzer Sturm back into the ring.
Brett Reynolds goes for a German suplex, but Panzer Sturm blocks it.
Panzer Sturm throws Brett Reynolds out of the ring.
Panzer Sturm goes through the ropes.
Mark Patch counts:  1.
Panzer Sturm whips Brett Reynolds into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Brett Reynolds goes for a sleeperhold, but Panzer Sturm blocks it.
Panzer Sturm reenters the ring.
Brett Reynolds follows him back in.]

Mike: Both men are now back in the ring. Maxx, I know you love to run your mouth, so tell me who
you think is going to be the newest Gangsta memeber to be revealed at the main event of Ides of 
March?

Maxx: There are lots of guys to pick from. As for the one they've picked, I don't know. I guess 
we'll just have to wait and find out.

Mike: I guess we do Maxx.

[Panzer Sturm executes a knee to the back on Brett Reynolds.
Panzer Sturm goes for a full nelson, but Brett Reynolds counters it with
a backward kick.
Brett Reynolds hits Panzer Sturm with a spinebuster slam.
Mark Patch counts: One, two, kickout.
Brett Reynolds locks Panzer Sturm in a sleeperhold.
Panzer Sturm is struggling to reach the ropes.
Panzer Sturm reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Brett Reynolds nails Panzer Sturm with a swinging neckbreaker.
A small "Brett Reynolds" chant is being started.
Panzer Sturm hits Brett Reynolds with a bulldog heaMaxxock.
No one's responding.]

Maxx: Whoa! What a move.

Mike: The crowd doesn't seem to think so. Ladies and gentlemen, a sold out crowd here in Atlanta
and Panzer Sturm seems to be in control of this match.

Maxx: You always have to talk about the arena, sold out this, who beating who, bla, bla, bla!

Mike: That's right Maxx.

[Panzer Sturm goes for an earringer, but Brett Reynolds blocks it.
Brett Reynolds hits Panzer Sturm with a piledriver.
Brett Reynolds kicks Panzer Sturm.
The crowd is cheering on Brett Reynolds.
Brett Reynolds chops Panzer Sturm.
Brett Reynolds executes a punch on Panzer Sturm.
Brett Reynolds whips Panzer Sturm into the ropes, but Panzer Sturm reverses it.
Panzer Sturm takes Brett Reynolds down with a spinebuster slam.
Mark Patch counts: One, two, kickout.]

Maxx: Two count there, with a spinebuster slam. I thought he had Too Sexy over there. 

Mike: But he didn't have him. So what's the big deal? Say, aren't I supposed to be calling the 
match and you sit there and stare blankly at the women? Not the other way around my friend.

Maxx: Either way's fine. 

[Brett Reynolds takes Panzer Sturm down with a German suplex.
Mark Patch counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Brett Reynolds takes Panzer Sturm down with a headbutt.
Brett Reynolds hits Panzer Sturm with a forearm to the back.
Brett Reynolds hits a Hotshot on Panzer Sturm.
Brett Reynolds is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Brett Reynolds takes Panzer Sturm down with a slap.]

Maxx: Ink ven himen OUCH!

Mike: I don't even think that's real german.

Maxx: Herr Mike, you loser.

Mike: That's what I thought.

[Brett Reynolds hits Panzer Sturm with an elbowdrop.
Brett Reynolds throws Panzer Sturm out of the ring.
Mark Patch counts: one, two, three, four, Panzer Sturm reenters the ring.
Brett Reynolds runs into the ropes.
Panzer Sturm misses with an elbow.
Brett Reynolds misses with a shoulderblock.
Brett Reynolds goes for a slap, but Panzer Sturm blocks it.
Panzer Sturm executes a Northern Lights suplex on Brett Reynolds.
Mark Patch counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

Mike: Reynolds able to get a shoulder up on that one.

Maxx: Not a power full suplex at all.

Mike: In your eyes maybe.
 
[A few fans are cheering on Panzer Sturm.
Panzer Sturm hits a faceslam on Brett Reynolds.
Panzer Sturm takes Brett Reynolds down with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker.
There's a small reaction to Panzer Sturm.
Panzer Sturm uses a backbreaker on Brett Reynolds.
Panzer Sturm goes for a side suplex, but Brett Reynolds blocks it.
Brett Reynolds goes for a sleeperhold, but Panzer Sturm counters it with
a jawbreaker.
Panzer Sturm throws Brett Reynolds out of the ring.
Panzer Sturm goes through the ropes.
Mark Patch counts:  1.
Mark Patch counts:  2.
Panzer Sturm knocks Brett Reynolds into the ringpost.
A small "Panzer Sturm" chant is being started.
Brett Reynolds is busted wide open.
Mark Patch counts:  3.
Panzer Sturm catches Brett Reynolds in a sleeperhold.
Mark Patch counts:  4.]

Mike: They've been outside for four seconds, this could turn out to be a double count out.

Maxx: That would solve who I want to win. NONE OF THEM! 

Mike: Alright, we didn't HAVE to know that.

[They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mark Patch counts:  5.
Mark Patch counts:  6.
Panzer Sturm reenters the ring.
Brett Reynolds follows him back in.]

Mike: Both men back in the ring now. 

Maxx: Aww fidle crakcers!

Mike: Watch your mouth. 

[Panzer Sturm goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Brett Reynolds blocks it.
Brett Reynolds runs into the ropes.
Panzer Sturm misses with a clothesline.
Panzer Sturm misses with a clothesline.
Brett Reynolds hits Panzer Sturm with an elbow.
Brett Reynolds is bleeding like hell.
Brett Reynolds executes a slap on Panzer Sturm.
Brett Reynolds runs into the ropes.
Panzer Sturm hits Brett Reynolds with a clothesline.
Panzer Sturm nails Brett Reynolds with a bodyslam.
Panzer Sturm goes for the Blitzkrieg, but Brett Reynolds counters it with
a kneelift.]

Mike: Whoa. Brett Reynolds just got out of the Blitzkrieg!

Maxx: HAHAHAHAHA!

Mike: What's so funny?

Maxx: I just find counters funny. 

Mike: What?

Maxx: Never mind. You wouldn't understand.

[Brett Reynolds punches Panzer Sturm.
There are lots of chants for Brett Reynolds.
Brett Reynolds punches Panzer Sturm.
Panzer Sturm kicks Brett Reynolds.
Panzer Sturm chops Brett Reynolds.
The crowd is responding to Panzer Sturm.
Panzer Sturm hits Brett Reynolds with a bulldog heaMaxxock.
Panzer Sturm whips Brett Reynolds into the ropes.
Panzer Sturm gets a sleeperhold on Brett Reynolds.
Brett Reynolds reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Brett Reynolds takes Panzer Sturm down with a clothesline.
Brett Reynolds hits a bodyslam on Panzer Sturm.]

Mike: HUGE slam!

Maxx: That was amazing!

Mike: Simply amazing!

Maxx: Here we go again.

[Brett Reynolds goes for a figure-four leglock, but Panzer Sturm blocks it.
Panzer Sturm puts Brett Reynolds in a sleeperhold.
Brett Reynolds reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Panzer Sturm hits a short clothesline on Brett Reynolds.
Brett Reynolds hits Panzer Sturm with a bodyslam.]

Mike: Another slam! This one wasn't as powerful though.

Maxx: Dud!

[Brett Reynolds runs into the ropes.
Panzer Sturm puts Brett Reynolds in a clawhold.
Brett Reynolds reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Brett Reynolds hits a low blow on Panzer Sturm.
Brett Reynolds hits Panzer Sturm with a dropkick.
Brett Reynolds whips Panzer Sturm into the ropes.
Panzer Sturm executes a bodyslam on Brett Reynolds.
Panzer Sturm executes the Blitzkrieg on Brett Reynolds.
Panzer Sturm goes for the pin.]

Mike: Blitzkrieg! It's over!

Maxx: Finally!

[Mark Patch counts: One, two, three.
Panzer Sturm has the crowd going wild.]

Mike: Sturm wins! Panzer Sturm beat Brett Reynolds.

Maxx: Thank god it's over.

DA: The winner is Panzer Sturm in a time of 17:49.

Mike: That was a great match.

Maxx: Sure it was Mike. Sure it was. 

Mike: Alright. Whatever you want. Fans we'll be back after this.

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Commercial for Ides of March
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Mike: We're back everyone and just about ready for our next match.

Maxx: Fatal Fury is gonna take on the Giant Killer right?

Mike: Yup. The Giant Killer is mad at Fatal Fury 'cause Fatal Fury got to face Hot Shot before 
GK. Let's take a look.

[Cut to a Giant Killer Flash]

Gk: See all these guys are sitting and doing nothing they should at least be
talking or mabye getting innto a good old fasion bar brawel........mabye we
can go jump a man .............that would be something to do .........and i
know just the man..........Fu<k head Fury......that man needs a good beating
......just rember Fury......it i all on a wheel...........it all comes around]
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[Cut to a Fatal Fury flash]

Fatal Fury: And now for Giant killer. I don't know what the hell kind of challenge
this was that you made for me, but I'm not so sure what you were thinking. I
like a good beer as much as the next guy, but if you think that I'm going to
kick your ass when I'm trashed, you're crazy. No deal. You want your little
European rounds system put in, OK, I'll agree to that, but i will not drink
your alcohol in the ring.]

Mike: These two odviously have some heat between each other. Let's go to the ring.

DA: Introducing first, ["...And Justice For All" by Metallica balres.] from Los Angeles, 
California, weighing 294 lbs, he is FATAL FURY! 

[Fatal Fury walks down angrily to the ring. The crowd boos.]

Mike: Not the reaction that Fatal Fury would've wanted from the crowd. 

Maxx: I cheered.

Mike: That's nice.

DA: And his opponent, ["For whom the bell Toles" by Metallica balres.] from the hills of 
Greenland, weighing 250 lbs, the GIANT KILLER!

Maxx: Look at this loser!

Mike: Sit down, shut up.

[The Giant Killer walks down to the ring. Half way down he stops and fire works go off. He slaps
hands with th fans. The crowd cheers.]

Mike: The fans here in Atlanta seem to enjoy this man here. 

Maxx: I don't see why they do. 

Mike: That's because your strange Dax.

[Dax frouns.]

Mike: Oh, did I hurt yuour feelings?

Maxx: Kinda. You called me Dax instead of Maxx. 

Mike: Oh.

[They lock up.
Giant Killer nails Fatal Fury with a snap suplex.
Giant Killer takes Fatal Fury down with a slap.
Giant Killer hits a fireman's carry on Fatal Fury.
Giant Killer is going for the pin.
Mark Patch counts: One, kickout.
Giant Killer whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
Giant Killer hits Fatal Fury with a backdrop.
Fatal Fury falls out of the ring.
Mark Patch counts: one, two, Fatal Fury reenters the ring.
Giant Killer hits Fatal Fury with a DDT.]

Mike: What a devestating DDT by the Giant Killer.

Maxx: He's a small man, but he can wrestle. 

Mike: I thought you hated him.

Maxx: Oh yea. He sucks. He can't wrestle for shi-ate.

Mike: Taking into account that you weren't REALLY swearing, I won't hit you.

Maxx: Thanks a bundle!

Mike: You aren't welcome.
 
[Giant Killer hits Fatal Fury with a spinning power bomb.
Mark Patch counts: One, two, kickout.
A few fans are cheering on Giant Killer.
Giant Killer runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury locks Giant Killer in a sleeperhold.
Giant Killer breaks the hold with a jawbreaker after 5 seconds.
Giant Killer nails Fatal Fury with a chop.
Giant Killer uses a chop on Fatal Fury.
Giant Killer hits a fallaway slam on Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury hits Giant Killer with a Tombstone.
The crowd is really behind Fatal Fury.]

Maxx: Go Fatal. Go Fury. Go Fatal Fury!

Mike: Oh please. 

Maxx: What? What? 

Mike: Never mind.

[Fatal Fury hits a kneedrop on Giant Killer.
Giant Killer goes for a dropkick, but Fatal Fury counters it with a side step.
There are lots of chants for Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury nails Giant Killer with a reverse neckbreaker.
Giant Killer runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury takes Giant Killer down with a choke slam.
Fatal Fury goes for a backbreaker, but Giant Killer blocks it.
Giant Killer hits a powerslam on Fatal Fury.
Mark Patch counts: One, two, kickout.]

Maxx: *In a cowboy voice* That there is a kick out!

Mike: What? Since when were you Barnicle Bill?

Maxx: Shut up. Can't I have some fun?

Mike: Not on my time, bub.

Maxx: Lowsy peice of trailer trash.

Mike: Just call the match.

[Giant Killer whips Fatal Fury into the ropes, but Fatal Fury reverses it.
Giant Killer hits Fatal Fury with an inverted atomic drop.
Giant Killer goes for a spinning power bomb, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a bulldog heaMaxxock.
The crowd is really behind Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.
There are lots of chants for Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits Giant Killer with a backdrop.
Fatal Fury locks Giant Killer in a front facelock.
Giant Killer is inching his way towards the ropes.
Fatal Fury lets go after 12 seconds.
Fatal Fury executes a powerslam on Giant Killer.
Mark Patch counts: One, two, kickout.]

Maxx: Two count.

Mike: Great job calling the match.

Maxx: Yo mama.

Mike: Where did that come from?

Maxx: Yo papa. 

Mike: Shut up.

Maxx: Yo broda.

Mike: Oh god.

[Fatal Fury catches Giant Killer in a sleeperhold.
Giant Killer is struggling to reach the ropes.
Giant Killer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Fatal Fury whips Giant Killer into the ropes.
Fatal Fury misses with a shoulderblock.
Fatal Fury hits Giant Killer with a kick.
Fatal Fury takes Giant Killer down with a headbutt.
Fatal Fury hits a lariat on Giant Killer.]

Mike: What a lariat! 

Maxx: Yo nana. 

Mike: Would you stop it with that?

Maxx: Never!

[Fatal Fury goes for the Furious Fall, but Giant Killer counters it with
flying headscissors.
A small "Giant Killer" chant is being started.]

Maxx: Booooo!

Mike: Have you stopped?

Maxx: Yea. I got boared of it.

Mike: I wonder why.

[Giant Killer uses a running powerslam on Fatal Fury.
Mark Patch counts: One, two, kickout.
Giant Killer hits a snap suplex on Fatal Fury.
The crowd is cheering on Giant Killer.
Giant Killer is going for the pin.
Mark Patch counts: One, two, kickout.
Giant Killer runs into the ropes.
Giant Killer misses with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury hits Giant Killer with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury executes a DDT on Giant Killer.]

Mike: BIG DDT!

Maxx: Gosh, don't scream. You're killing my ears.

Mike: Uhh... sorry.

Maxx: NO! No more _sorrys_. I've HAD IT!

Mike: You quit?

Maxx: Hell no. I'm just trying to annoy you.

Mike: That's nice.

[Fatal Fury takes Giant Killer down with a double underhook suplex.
Fatal Fury uses an elbowsmash on Giant Killer.
Fatal Fury whips Giant Killer into the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits Giant Killer with a kick.
Fatal Fury is going for the pin.
Mark Patch counts: One, two, kickout.
Fatal Fury catches Giant Killer in a cobra clutch.]

Mike: We havent really mentioned why these two are wrestling.

Maxx: The Giant Killer is pissed at Fatal Fury' cause fury got the title shor first.

Mike: He didn't get a title shot he earned one. 

Maxx: Yea whatever. But what's the point. Fatal Fury has a shot at the Toughman title at Ides of
March!

Mike: I didn't think of that.

Maxx: Well start thinking, pal.
 
[Giant Killer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Fatal Fury goes for a figure-four leglock, but Giant Killer counters it with
a kick-off.
Giant Killer uses a flying forearm on Fatal Fury.
Mark Patch counts: One, two, kickout.
Giant Killer goes for a sleeperhold, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a jawbreaker.
There are lots of chants for Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury goes for a choke slam, but Giant Killer counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
Giant Killer puts Fatal Fury in an armbar submission.
Fatal Fury is struggling to reach the ropes.
Fatal Fury tries to escape the hold.
Fatal Fury summons one last burst of energy.
Mark Patch asks Fatal Fury if he should stop the fight.
Fatal Fury shakes his head.]

Mike: What a fighter. He isn's gonna give up!

Maxx: GO FURY GO! 

[Fatal Fury reaches the ropes after being trapped for 35 seconds.
Giant Killer executes a chop on Fatal Fury.
Giant Killer nails Fatal Fury with a running powerslam.
Mark Patch counts: One, kickout.
The crowd is going crazy.
Giant Killer flexes his muscles.
The crowd is going crazy.
Giant Killer whips Fatal Fury into the ropes, but Fatal Fury reverses it.
Giant Killer executes a dropkick on Fatal Fury.
Fatal Fury goes for a vertical suplex, but Giant Killer reverses it.
Giant Killer runs into the ropes.
Fatal Fury hits Giant Killer with a shoulderblock.
Fatal Fury whips Giant Killer into the ropes.
Giant Killer hits Fatal Fury with a clothesline.
Giant Killer flexes his muscles.
The crowd is cheering on Giant Killer.]

Mike: Don't do that you moron! Pin the fool!

Maxx: Yea, yea! Pin 'im!  

[Giant Killer locks Fatal Fury in a sleeperhold.
Fatal Fury reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Giant Killer hits Fatal Fury with a flying forearm.
Mark Patch counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Giant Killer nails Fatal Fury with a DDT.
Giant Killer has the crowd going wild.
Giant Killer takes Fatal Fury down with a spinning power bomb.
Mark Patch counts: One, two, kickout.
Giant Killer hits a fireman's carry on Fatal Fury.
Giant Killer goes for a kick to the head, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury gets a sleeperhold on Giant Killer.
Giant Killer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.]

Mike: The Giant Killer was able to get out of that hold quickly enough.

Maxx: No. No. No. Bad Giant Killer! BAD boy!

[Fatal Fury nails Giant Killer with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury whips Giant Killer into the ropes.
Giant Killer hits Fatal Fury with a backdrop.
Giant Killer executes a Frankensteiner on Fatal Fury.
Mark Patch counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd erupts.]

Mike: Only a two count.

Maxx: At least he pinned him this time.

[Giant Killer uses a powerslam on Fatal Fury.
Mark Patch counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Giant Killer.
Giant Killer goes for a kick to the head, but Fatal Fury counters it with
a duck-down move.
Fatal Fury gets a front facelock on Giant Killer.
Fatal Fury lets go after 15 seconds.
Fatal Fury goes for a Gorilla Press, but Giant Killer counters it with
a facerake.
Giant Killer goes for a vertical suplex, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury goes for a sleeperhold, but Giant Killer blocks it.
Giant Killer whips Fatal Fury into the ropes, but Fatal Fury reverses it.
Fatal Fury misses with a clothesline.
Giant Killer hits Fatal Fury with a shoulderblock.
Giant Killer is going for the pin.
Mark Patch counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

Mike: It's over!

Maxx: NOOOOOOO! This sucks!

Mike: Hehehe. I love to see you in pain.

Maxx: Well you know what? F you!

Mike: Ooooo. Let's go to Donald Aron.

DA: The winner is Giant Killer in a time of 10:29.

Mike: What a great card so far. And we're only two matches in! We have FOUR more to go!

Maxx: Joy of joys.

Mike: Well you seem bitter. 

Maxx: I AM!

Mike: Okay, tell me all about it during the commercial. Fans, we'll be back!

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Mike: We're back for this next fight.

Maxx: *sarcastic* Yai!

DA: Introducing first, ["Loch Lomond", Piper Jones palys through the PA system.]at a total 
combinned weight of 515, Piper Jones, Jay Foley, the Highlanders!

[Piper Jones and Jay Foley come walking down to the ring. The fans give a mixed reaction.]

Mike: The Highlanders are all set up for this match against the tag champs, Sound and Fury. 

Maxx: This ain't a title shot though.

Mike: Nope. S & F has to be ready for their title defense against the Living Dead. 

Maxx: Woo hoo! New tag champs!

Mike: I'm sure. 

DA: And their opponents, ["Song 2", by Blur balres.] at a totltal combined weight of 530 lbs,
Danny "The Mangler" Bens and Boom-Boom Obuhowich, Sound & Fury! 

[When the first "Woohoo!" comes in the song, a huge double explosion goes off at the entrance to 
the arena. Sound & Fury run in hyped up as the song continues. Once they've arrived in the ring 
and run around it once, the explosions happen once more.]

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich attacks Piper Jones before the bell.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich runs into the ropes.
Piper Jones takes him down with a Gorilla Press.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich runs into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Piper Jones with an elbow.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich is going for the pin.
Mark counts: One, two, kickout.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes him down with a chokehold.]

Maxx: DQ! It's over!

Mike: Let the ref count first.

[Mark counts: One, two, three, four.]

Maxx: DQ! It's over!

Mike: Only four Maxx! That means the match is STILL GOING ON!

Maxx: Shut the crap up.

Mike: What's your mouth mister.

[Danny Bens enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jay Foley enters the ring and throws Danny Bens out of the ring.
Piper Jones and Jay Foley whip Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
They hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double elbowsmash.
Jay Foley leaves the ring.
Piper Jones goes for an atomic drop, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes him down with a neck snap.
Piper Jones executes a headbutt.]

Mike: Hehe. That hirt both men.

Maxx: Hehehe. You funnny?

Mike: Me funny? How me funny?

Maxx: You funny looking!

Mike: I though I had that coming.

[Piper Jones gives the sign for the Highland Fling.
Jay Foley enters the ring.
Jay Foley nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a jumping neck snap.
Piper Jones executes a frog splash and goes for the pin.
Mark counts: One, two, Master Of Pain distracts Mark.
Piper Jones executes a double-axhanMaxxe chop.
Piper Jones tags out to Jay Foley.]

Mike: Jay Foley in now.

Maxx: Airborn Jay Foley!

Mike: Who cares.

[Jay Foley and Piper Jones whip Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
Jay Foley and Piper Jones hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double clothesline.
Jay Foley and Piper Jones hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double clothesline.
Piper Jones leaves the ring.
Jay Foley goes for a fistdrop, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with
a roll away.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich tags out to Danny Bens.
Danny Bens and Boom-Boom Obuhowich whip Jay Foley into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Jay Foley with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a
double headsmash.]

Mike: Whoa.

Maxx: Smashy smashy!

Mike: You're a freaking nutcase.

Maxx: Thank you. I try.

Mike: And you succeed!

Maxx: Awww.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich leaves the ring.
Jay Foley goes for a flying clothesline, but Danny Bens counters it with
a duck-down move.
Mark is back on the job.
Danny Bens goes for a flying dropkick, but Jay Foley counters it with
a duck-down move.
Piper Jones enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Piper Jones takes Danny Bens down with a football tackle.]

Maxx: Ooff!

Mike: Was that guy in the NFL?

Maxx: No Mike he's wrestler!

Mike: Alright... it's was just a question.

Maxx: Yea. A dumb question.

[Jay Foley takes Danny Bens down with a spinning mule kick.
Piper Jones leaves the ring.
Jay Foley whips Danny Bens into the ropes.
Danny Bens goes for a flying clothesline, but Jay Foley counters it with
a duck-down move.
Jay Foley goes for a superkick, but Danny Bens counters it with a duck-down move
Danny Bens runs into the ropes.
Jay Foley takes him down with a cartwheel kick.
Jay Foley runs into the ropes.
Danny Bens hits Jay Foley with a kick.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Piper Jones enters the ring and throws Boom-Boom Obuhowich out of the ring.
Piper Jones leaves the ring.
Jay Foley executes a swinging punch.
Jay Foley goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Danny Bens blocks it.]

Maxx: I suppose now you're gonna call him a chicken!

Mike: Would ya stop it?

Maxx: Fine. Sheesh.

[Danny Bens nails him with a dropkick.
Jay Foley bumps into Mark.
Danny Bens struts across the ring.
Jay Foley whips Danny Bens into the ropes.
Danny Bens hits Jay Foley with a backdrop.
Danny Bens takes him down with a chop.
Danny Bens climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Jay Foley throws him to the mat.
Piper Jones enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jay Foley and Piper Jones whip Danny Bens into the ropes.
Jay Foley and Piper Jones hit Danny Bens with a double clothesline.]

Mike: They both shouldn't be in there!

Maxx: What? You see two people in there? I don't.

Mike: Look in the damn ring Hellen Kellar!

Maxx: Don't insult people like that.

Mike: Well you're blind, and you can't see a freaking thing!

Maxx: Someone blind can't see anyway. You're just very confused. 

Mike: You know what I meant!

Maxx: No.

Mike: I meant DEAF!

[Piper Jones leaves the ring.
Jay Foley executes a DDT.
Jay Foley executes a low blow.
Jay Foley executes the Crash Landing and goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Jay Foley executes a cartwheel kick.
Jay Foley nails him with a low blow.
Jay Foley goes for the Crash Landing, but Danny Bens counters it with
a back suplex.
Danny Bens nails him with a DDT.
Danny Bens whips Jay Foley into the ropes.
Danny Bens misses with a shoulderblock.
Danny Bens executes a chop.
Mark is back on the job.]

Mike: Finally the ref is back on the job.

Maxx: He's trying the best he can.

Mike: He's SLEEPING!

Maxx: I do that sometimes. During work I mean.

Mike: I'm telling.

Maxx: Ahhh! No! Please don't!

Mike: Shut up.

[Danny Bens executes a spin kick.
Danny Bens takes him down with a handspring bodyblock.
Danny Bens nails him with a cartwheel kick.
Danny Bens goes for a tiger suplex, but Jay Foley counters it with
a backward kick.
Jay Foley nails him with a palm blow.
Jay Foley executes a flying clothesline.
Jay Foley tags out to Piper Jones.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich enters the ring and throws Jay Foley out of the ring.
Danny Bens and Boom-Boom Obuhowich whip Piper Jones into the ropes.
They hit Piper Jones with a double backdrop.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich leaves the ring.
Danny Bens takes him down with a palm blow.
Danny Bens is going for the pin.
Mark counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

Mike: A kick out! He kicked out!

Maxx: Woo hoo! Go High! Go Landers!

Mike: You're making NO sense!

Maxx: Meany!

[Danny Bens tags out to Boom-Boom Obuhowich.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Piper Jones into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Piper Jones with a double backdrop, but he counters
it with a double headsmash.
Danny Bens leaves the ring.
Piper Jones executes a football tackle.]

Mike: Again!

Maxx: Don't say a word. Not one word.

[Piper Jones nails him with a Tombstone.
Piper Jones takes him down with a snap mare.
Piper Jones runs into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a kick to the midsection, but Piper Jones
blocks it.
Piper Jones goes for a football tackle, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
counters it with a side step.
Piper Jones bumps into Mark.]

Maxx: HAHAHA! Poor guy. He probably comes home all bruised and he doesn't even wrestle!

Mike: And you don't feel bad for the guy?

Maxx: I said POOR GUY! Listen for once!

Mike: Me listen? WHAT!?

Maxx: You heard me.

Mike: Why I oughta.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a powerslam.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes the Choke Slam and goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Mark is back on the job.
Mark counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a chokehold.
Mark counts: One, two, three.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a punch, but Piper Jones reverses it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich re-reverses it.]

Maxx: Reversal, re-reversal and WAMMY! 

Mike: Calm down little one.

Maxx: Shut up stupid one.

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes him down with a piledriver.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Piper Jones into the ropes.
Piper Jones hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a kick.
Piper Jones whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
Piper Jones goes for a Gorilla Press, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a spinebuster slam, but Piper Jones
counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
Piper Jones tags out to Jay Foley.]

Mike: Now Foley is in. Goodie.

Maxx: Why goodie?

Mike: Just goodie.

Maxx: You're strange. Very, very strange.

[Jay Foley and Piper Jones hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double punch.
Piper Jones leaves the ring.
Jay Foley goes for a superkick, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with
a duck-down move.
Jay Foley goes for a superkick, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with
a duck-down move.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails him with a chokehold.
Mark counts: One, two, three.]

Maxx: DQ! It's over.

Mike: Up to FIVE Maxx! FIVE! Get that into your little head!

Maxx: Yeesh. Don't get so mad over a little thing.

Mike: IT ISN'T LITTLE ANYMORE! THE FIRST TEN TIMES WERE LITTLE! NOT ANYMORE!

Maxx: Mommy!

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes him down with a snap mare.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Jay Foley into the ropes.
Jay Foley hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a shoulderblock.
Jay Foley takes him down with a jumping neck snap.
Jay Foley whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
reverses it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich misses with a clothesline.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich misses with an elbow.
Jay Foley takes him down with a swinging punch.
Jay Foley goes for a clawhold, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a crotch slam, but Jay Foley blocks it.
Jay Foley executes a swinging punch.
Jay Foley goes for a superkick, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with
a duck-down move.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes him down with a hangman.
Jay Foley reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a kick to the midsection.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes him down with a running powerslam.
Mark counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

Mike: He kicked out! Simply amzing!

Maxx: Oh, yea! 

[Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails him with a punch.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Jay Foley into the ropes.
Jay Foley nails him with a sunset flip.
Mark counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

Mike: Wow! Another near fall!

Maxx: Fun, fun, fun!

[Jay Foley nails him with a kneelift.
Piper Jones enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jay Foley and Piper Jones hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double low blow.
Piper Jones leaves the ring.
Jay Foley takes him down with a spin kick.
Jay Foley goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
 blocks it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a Gorilla Press, but Jay Foley counters it with
a rolling reverse craMaxxe.
Mark counts: One, two, kickout.
Jay Foley complains about a slow count.
Piper Jones enters the ring to make it two-on-one.]

Mike: Again, cheating.

Maxx: Let's not call it that. Let's call it, illeagle.

Mike: Same thing.

Maxx: Oops. Hehehe.

Mike: Yea, right.

[Danny Bens enters the ring and throws Piper Jones out of the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens hit Jay Foley with a double flying axhanMaxxe.
Danny Bens leaves the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes the Running Forearm Smash.
Mark counts: One, two, kickout.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Jay Foley
blocks it.
Jay Foley tags out to Piper Jones.
Piper Jones takes him down with a ropeburn.
Piper Jones takes him down with a punch.
Piper Jones executes a tiger suplex.
Mark counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

Mike: Only a two count.

Maxx: When will this match end?

Mike: Who knows?

[Piper Jones executes a bow-and-arrow submission.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a low blow.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich throws Piper Jones out of the ring.
Mark counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.]

Mike: Oh, well. That was kind of... weird.

Maxx: YES! It's over! HAHAHAHAHA!

Mike: Calm down pretty boy.

DA: The winners are Sound & Fury in a time of 11:41.

Mike: Fan's, we'll be back after this. Maxx, I said sit the hell down....

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Maxx: We're back, and Mike's dumber then ever!

Mike: Wh.. Wha... What?! Shut up!

Maxx: Sorry, sorry. Hehehe.

Mike: Sure you are. Donald Aron is ready in the ring, folks. Maybe he has something good to say.

DA: Introducing first, ["Stayin' Alive" by Siobhan Lynch blares.] from New York City, New York,
weighing 240 lbs, being led to the ring by the Men in Black, Mr. Shhh!

[Mr. Shhh walks very slowly and calm-like to the ring with his two bodyguards, Mr. Jones and Mr.
Smith. Before entering the ring, stands outside and watches his opponent while his bodyguards 
remove his trenchcoat, smooth sunglasses, and his guns. The bodyguards then hold open the ropes 
for him to enter the ring. The crowd boos loudly.]

Maxx: Whooooooo!

Mike: Booooooo!

DA: And his opponent, ["Planet Boom" by Tomme Lee start to play.] from Oeiras, Lisbon, Portugal,
weighing 234 lbs, Axel "The Hammer" Mate!

[Fireworks in the entrance go off as Axel Mate enters and pink light immitating hammer all over 
the arena. Once the Ael Mate is in the arena he poses a bit and fireworks flash in cris cross 
manner and slaps hands when as he heads towards the ring.]

Maxx: Boooooo!

Mike: Whooooo!

Maxx: Umm....

Mike: Err....

Maxx: Ooookayyy. 

[They lock up.
Axel Mate goes for a fireman's carry, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh catches Axel Mate in a sleeperhold.
Axel Mate is struggling to reach the ropes.
Axel Mate reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Mr. Shhh takes Axel Mate down with a crotch slam.
Mr. Shhh goes for the STF, but Axel Mate blocks it.
Axel Mate executes a back suplex on Mr. Shhh.
Axel Mate runs into the ropes.
Axel Mate hits Mr. Shhh with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Axel Mate is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Axel Mate poses for the crowd.]

Mike: Yea! Go Axel!

Maxx: Come on, he's waisting valueble time.

Mike: Maybe so, but the crowd likes it!
 
[The crowd is cheering on Axel Mate.
Mr. Shhh goes for a dragon suplex, but Axel Mate blocks it.
Axel Mate chops Mr. Shhh.
Axel Mate is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Axel Mate kicks Mr. Shhh.
Axel Mate punches Mr. Shhh.
Axel Mate takes Mr. Shhh down with an elbowsmash.
Axel Mate nails Mr. Shhh with a German suplex.]

Mike: Go Axel! Go Axel!

Maxx: Die Axel! Die Axel!
 
[Mark Patch counts: One, two, shoulder up.
A small "Axel Mate" chant is being started.
Mr. Shhh hits Axel Mate with a knee to the back.
Mr. Shhh hits Axel Mate with a crotch slam.
The crowd is cheering on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh goes for an inverted backbreaker, but Axel Mate counters it with
a backdrop.
Axel Mate puts Mr. Shhh in a scorpion deathlock.
Mr. Shhh reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Axel Mate goes for a fireman's carry, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh puts Axel Mate in a sleeperhold.
Axel Mate breaks the hold after 5 seconds.]

Maxx: A close call there for Axel. 

Mike: But he was lucky enough to get out.

Maxx: Yadda, yadda, yadda. 

[Axel Mate hits Mr. Shhh with a fireman's carry.
Axel Mate goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh goes for a crotch slam, but Axel Mate counters it with a facerake.
Mr. Shhh hits Axel Mate with a bodyslam.
Mr. Shhh goes for an armlock hammerlock submission, but Axel Mate blocks it.
Axel Mate takes Mr. Shhh down with a Russian legsweep.
Axel Mate is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Axel Mate uses a dropkick on Mr. Shhh.
Axel Mate poses for the crowd.
Axel Mate is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Axel Mate goes for a Frankensteiner, but Mr. Shhh counters it with a power bomb.]

Mike & Maxx: OHH!!

Mike: Amazing!

Maxx: WOW! 

[Mark Patch counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is cheering on Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh runs into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh misses with a clothesline.
Axel Mate goes for a Frankensteiner, but Mr. Shhh counters it with
a tiger driver.
Mark Patch counts: One, two, kickout.
There are lots of chants for Mr. Shhh.]

Maxx: Now it's my turn! Go Shhh! Go Shhh! YAI! 

Mike: Thank you for that.... delighful.... chant.

[Axel Mate runs into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh executes a thrust kick to the head on Axel Mate.
Axel Mate goes for a dropkick, but Mr. Shhh counters it with a side step.
Mr. Shhh whips Axel Mate into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh takes Axel Mate down with a dropkick to the knee.
Mr. Shhh executes a low blow on Axel Mate.
Mr. Shhh hits Axel Mate with a Tombstone.
Mr. Shhh has the crowd going wild.
Mr. Shhh puts Axel Mate in a chinlock deathlock submission.
Axel Mate reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Mr. Shhh puts Axel Mate in a bow-and-arrow submission.]

Maxx: Shades of Robin Hood!

Mike: What? That's rediculouse! He's not even a wrestler!

Maxx: Shut up!

[Axel Mate is struggling to reach the ropes.
Mr. Shhh lets go after 12 seconds.
Mr. Shhh runs into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh misses with a clothesline.
Mr. Shhh hits Axel Mate with a kick.
Mr. Shhh whips Axel Mate into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh and Axel Mate get hit with a double clothesline.]

Mike: Oww! Double cltohesline!

Maxx: They knocked eachother down!

[Mr. Shhh goes for a bodyslam, but Axel Mate blocks it.
Axel Mate hits a piledriver on Mr. Shhh.
Axel Mate goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh throws Axel Mate out of the ring.
Mr. Shhh goes through the ropes.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Shhh.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Axel Mate reenters the ring.
Mr. Shhh follows him back in.
Axel Mate hits Mr. Shhh with a back suplex.
Mr. Shhh goes for a dragon suplex, but Axel Mate counters it with
a backward kick.
Mr. Shhh executes a faceslam on Axel Mate.
The crowd erupts.
Mr. Shhh gets a scorpion deathlock on Axel Mate.
Axel Mate is inching his way towards the ropes.]

Mike: Axel'd almost there!

Maxx: Stay Axel! Bad dog!

Mike: Huh!? Forget it.

[Axel Mate is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Axel Mate reaches the ropes after being trapped for 20 seconds.
Mr. Shhh runs into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh hits Axel Mate with a backdrop.
Mr. Shhh whips Axel Mate into the ropes, but Axel Mate reverses it.
Mr. Shhh misses with a kick.
Axel Mate hits Mr. Shhh with a kick.
Axel Mate goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh goes for an inverted backbreaker, but Axel Mate counters it with
a backdrop.
Mr. Shhh goes for a German suplex, but Axel Mate counters it with an elbowsmash.
Mr. Shhh runs into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh hits Axel Mate with a kick to the head.
Mr. Shhh executes the Peacemaker on Axel Mate.
The crowd erupts.
Mr. Shhh goes for the pin.
Mark Patch counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

Maxx: AHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOO!

Mike: He kicked out of the Peacemaker! Axel kicked out of the Peacemaker!

Maxx: Why! Why!

[Mr. Shhh puts Axel Mate in an armlock leglock submission.
Axel Mate reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mr. Shhh nails Axel Mate with a belly-to-back suplex.
Mr. Shhh executes a dropkick to the knee on Axel Mate.
Mr. Shhh nails Axel Mate with a belly-to-back suplex.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh uses a dropkick to the knee on Axel Mate.
Mr. Shhh goes for a backbreaker, but Axel Mate blocks it.
Axel Mate punches Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh punches Axel Mate.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Shhh.]

Maxx: Smart crowd.

Mike: They've already been on their feet for Axel.

Maxx: What morons!

[Axel Mate kicks Mr. Shhh.
Axel Mate kicks Mr. Shhh.
The crowd is going crazy.
Mr. Shhh punches Axel Mate.
Mr. Shhh punches Axel Mate.
Mr. Shhh punches Axel Mate.
Mr. Shhh whips Axel Mate into the ropes, but Axel Mate reverses it.
Axel Mate and Mr. Shhh get hit with a double clothesline.
Axel Mate kicks Mr. Shhh.
Axel Mate has the crowd going wild.
Mr. Shhh chops Axel Mate.
Mr. Shhh kicks Axel Mate.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

Maxx: Yea Shhh!

[Axel Mate chops Mr. Shhh.
Axel Mate has the crowd going wild.
Axel Mate punches Mr. Shhh.]

Mike: Yea Axel!

[Mr. Shhh chops Axel Mate.
The crowd erupts.
Mr. Shhh chops Axel Mate.
The chants for Mr. Shhh are deafening.
Mr. Shhh chops Axel Mate.
Mr. Shhh goes for an inverted backbreaker, but Axel Mate blocks it.
Axel Mate whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes.]

Mike: Whew! That was indredible!

Maxx: And Shhh's winning!

[Mr. Shhh hits a bodyslam on Axel Mate.
Mr. Shhh whips Axel Mate into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh misses with a clothesline.
Mr. Shhh misses with a kick.
Axel Mate hits Mr. Shhh with a backdrop.
Axel Mate runs into the ropes.
Axel Mate nails Mr. Shhh with a bodyslam.
Mr. Shhh hits a backbreaker on Axel Mate.
The chants for Mr. Shhh are deafening.
Mr. Shhh goes for a bow-and-arrow submission, but Axel Mate blocks it.
Axel Mate nails Mr. Shhh with a back suplex.
Axel Mate goes for a fisherman suplex, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.]

Maxx: Ha! Blocked it! Can your preciouse Axel do that?

Mike: Let's wait and see.

[Mr. Shhh uses a crotch slam on Axel Mate.
The crowd is behind Mr. Shhh all the way.
Mr. Shhh hits Axel Mate with a knee to the back.
Mr. Shhh hits a jumping DDT on Axel Mate.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Shhh.]

Maxx: Me dun think Axel gonna win!

Mike": Wait and see!

[Mr. Shhh goes for a figure-four sleeper, but Axel Mate blocks it.
Axel Mate puts Mr. Shhh in a double chickenwing submission.
Mr. Shhh reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Axel Mate goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh nails Axel Mate with a backbreaker.
Axel Mate whips Mr. Shhh into the ropes.
Mr. Shhh hits Axel Mate with a shoulderblock.
Mr. Shhh whips Axel Mate into the turnbuckle.
Mr. Shhh chops Axel Mate.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

Mike: Come on Axel!

Maxx: Heh, heh, heh.

Mike: Shut up.

[Mr. Shhh hits Axel Mate.
Axel Mate kicks Mr. Shhh.
There are lots of chants for Axel Mate.
Axel Mate kicks Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh kicks Axel Mate.
The crowd is behind Mr. Shhh all the way.
Mr. Shhh hits Axel Mate.]

Maxx: I don't see how this could possibly go your way, bud.

Mike: PLEASE! Give Axel a freakin' chance!

[Axel Mate kicks Mr. Shhh.
There are lots of chants for Axel Mate.
Axel Mate takes Mr. Shhh down with flying headscissors.
Axel Mate punches Mr. Shhh.
Axel Mate has the crowd going wild.
Axel Mate hits Mr. Shhh.
Axel Mate has the crowd going wild.]

Mike: YES! YES! YES!

Maxx: Huh! This ain't right!

Mike: Accually, it is! It's very, very right!

[Axel Mate goes for a backbreaker, but Mr. Shhh blocks it.
Mr. Shhh punches Axel Mate.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Shhh.
Mr. Shhh kicks Axel Mate.
Mr. Shhh executes the Peacemaker on Axel Mate.
Mr. Shhh goes for the pin.
Mark Patch counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

Maxx: YES! Mr. Shhh is the winner! Peacemaker rules! HAHAHAHA!

Mike: Awww, poo!

Maxx: *snickering* Poo? Hehehe.

Mike: Grrrr!

DA: The winner is Mr. Shhh in a time of 12:10.

Mike: Fans, we'll be back right after this break with Moon Dog and Flash. 

Maxx: AROOOOOOOOO!

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Commercial
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Mike: Welcoke back, folks. Maxx was just talking on how Moon Dog is potty trained, and Rotweiler
isn't. Quite the intelectual if you ask me. Both men are already in the ring. 

[They lock up.
Moon Dog Gator takes Flash down with an elbowsmash.
Moon Dog Gator goes for the D-Dog-T, but Flash counters it with a Hotshot.
Flash is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Flash throws Moon Dog Gator out of the ring.]

Mike: Not too far into this match and it's almost over!

Maxx: Not quite.

[Flash goes through the ropes.
Flash goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Moon Dog Gator blocks it.
Lorn Amer counts:  1.
Flash is busted wide open.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Lorn Amer counts:  2.
Moon Dog Gator whips Flash into the guardrail.
Moon Dog Gator reenters the ring.
Flash follows him back in.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a snap mare, but Flash blocks it.
Flash goes for a kick to the head, but Moon Dog Gator blocks it.
Moon Dog Gator whips Flash into the ropes.]

Mike: Into the ropes goes Flash. 

Maxx: This is just a boaring match.

Mike: Why can't you accually be seriouse in your job?

Maxx: It isn't my nature. 

[Flash nails Moon Dog Gator with a punch.
Flash goes for a backspin DDT, but Moon Dog Gator counters it with
a belly-to-belly suplex.
In turn, Flash counters it with a punch.
Flash chops Moon Dog Gator.
Moon Dog Gator punches Flash.
Moon Dog Gator chops Flash.
Moon Dog Gator chops Flash.
The crowd is cheering on Moon Dog Gator.]

Mike: Why the hell are they cheering that trator?

Maxx: 'Cause they're smart.

[Moon Dog Gator throws Flash out of the ring.
Lorn Amer counts: one, two, Flash reenters the ring.
Moon Dog Gator executes a powerslam on Flash.
Lorn Amer counts: One, two, kickout.
There are lots of chants for Moon Dog Gator.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a moonsault, but Flash counters it with a roll away.
Flash climbs onto the turnbuckle and gives the crowd a crotch chop.
There are lots of chants for Flash.]

Maxx: Um, I think this crowd is a little bit confused. 

Mike: Heh. Tell me about it.

[Flash hits an inverted atomic drop on Moon Dog Gator.
Flash has the crowd going wild.
Flash uses a low blow on Moon Dog Gator.
Flash is bleeding like a faucet.
Flash runs into the ropes.
Moon Dog Gator hits Flash with a shoulderblock.
Moon Dog Gator scrathes his head furiously as he barks.
There are lots of chants for Moon Dog Gator.
Moon Dog Gator catches Flash in a bearhug.
Flash reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Moon Dog Gator runs into the ropes.
Moon Dog Gator misses with a kick.
Moon Dog Gator takes Flash down with a punch.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a Sammartino backbreaker, but Flash blocks it.
Flash executes an atomic drop on Moon Dog Gator.
Flash is bleeding like a faucet.]

Mike: Poor Flash. He's losing a lot of blood!

Maxx: He ain't gonna win this match, I'll tell you that much.

[Flash goes for a kick to the head, but Moon Dog Gator blocks it.
Moon Dog Gator whips Flash into the ropes.
Flash nails Moon Dog Gator with a kick to the head.
Flash runs into the ropes.
Flash hits Moon Dog Gator with a kick.
Flash is going for the pin.
Lorn Amer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Flash goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Moon Dog Gator blocks it.
Moon Dog Gator executes the Doctor Bomb on Flash.
Lorn Amer counts: One, kickout.
Moon Dog Gator takes Flash down with the Doctor Bomb.
Lorn Amer counts: One, two, shoulder up.]

Maxx: The best part about this match is I don't care!

Mike: Heh.

[There are lots of chants for Moon Dog Gator.
Moon Dog Gator locks Flash in a cobra clutch.
Flash is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Flash reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Moon Dog Gator scrathes his head furiously as he barks.
The crowd is really behind Moon Dog Gator.]

Mike: This is the most mixed up crowd I've ever seen!

Maxx: Also the funniest!

Mike: The smallest things get to you Maxx, don't they?

Maxx: Oh, yea.

[Moon Dog Gator puts Flash in a cobra clutch.
Flash is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Flash reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Moon Dog Gator throws Flash out of the ring.
Lorn Amer counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Flash
reenters the ring.
Moon Dog Gator nails Flash with a swinging punch.
Flash is bleeding profusely.
Moon Dog Gator puts Flash in a chokehold.
Lorn Amer counts: One, two, three, four.
Lorn Amer counts: One, two, three.]

Maxx: Disqua....

Mike: AHH!

Maxx: Oh, yea. Up to five.

[Flash throws Moon Dog Gator out of the ring.
Lorn Amer counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Moon Dog Gator
reenters the ring.
Flash runs into the ropes.
Flash hits Moon Dog Gator with a clothesline.
Flash hits Moon Dog Gator with a kick to the head.
The crowd is really behind Flash.
Flash is going for the pin.
Lorn Amer counts: One, kickout.
Flash throws Moon Dog Gator out of the ring.
Flash goes through the ropes.
Flash whips Moon Dog Gator into the guardrail.
Flash executes a tiger suplex on Moon Dog Gator.
Flash reenters the ring.
Moon Dog Gator follows him back in.
Flash runs into the ropes.
Moon Dog Gator misses with a shoulderblock.
Flash nails Moon Dog Gator with a dropkick to the knee.
Flash runs into the ropes.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a swinging punch, but Flash blocks it.
Flash uses a choke slam on Moon Dog Gator.]

Mike: My, oh, my! 

Maxx: Very, very powerful!

[The crowd is going crazy.
Flash chops Moon Dog Gator.
Flash kicks Moon Dog Gator.
Flash kicks Moon Dog Gator.
The crowd is going crazy.
Flash executes a reverse neckbreaker on Moon Dog Gator.
The crowd is going crazy.
Flash hits Moon Dog Gator with a jawbreaker.
Flash goes for a backspin DDT, but Moon Dog Gator blocks it.
Moon Dog Gator executes a headbutt on Flash.
Moon Dog Gator goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Flash counters it with a backdrop.
Flash throws Moon Dog Gator out of the ring.
Flash goes through the ropes.
Flash reenters the ring.
Moon Dog Gator follows him back in.]

Mike: Both men back in the ring.

Maxx: He's adding to the boaringness of this match.

Mike: Come on!

[Moon Dog Gator brings the table into the ring.
Moon Dog Gator uses a thrust kick to the head on Flash.
The crowd is really behind Moon Dog Gator.
Flash hits an atomic drop on Moon Dog Gator.
The crowd is behind Flash all the way.]

Maxx: What weirdos!

[Flash is bleeding like hell.
Flash runs into the ropes.
Flash hits Moon Dog Gator with a clothesline.
Flash hits Moon Dog Gator with a jawbreaker.
The crowd erupts.
Flash goes for a punch, but Moon Dog Gator blocks it.
Moon Dog Gator chops Flash.
Moon Dog Gator kicks Flash.
Moon Dog Gator has the crowd going wild.
Moon Dog Gator punches Flash.
Moon Dog Gator goes for a snap mare, but Flash blocks it.
Flash hits Moon Dog Gator with a backspin DDT.]

Mike: Oh yea!

Maxx: Huh?

Mike: I enjoyed that move. I could care less anbout the wrestler.

Maxx: Yea, right.

[The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Flash is bleeding like a faucet.
Flash hits Moon Dog Gator with a clothesline.
Flash climbs onto the turnbuckle and gives the crowd a crotch chop.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Flash.]

Maxx: Let me just say this, sheesh!

Mike: You took the words right out of my mouth.

Maxx: Great.

[Flash nails Moon Dog Gator with a reverse neckbreaker.
The chants for Flash are deafening.
Flash is going for the pin.
Lorn Amer counts: One, two, kickout.
Moon Dog Gator throws Flash out of the ring.
Lorn Amer counts: one, Flash reenters the ring.
Moon Dog Gator punches Flash.
Moon Dog Gator hits Flash.
A small "Moon Dog Gator" chant is being started.
Moon Dog Gator punches Flash.
The crowd is responding to Moon Dog Gator.
Higgins throws Flash the cane.
Flash hits Moon Dog Gator with it and goes for the pin.]

Mike: Flash NAILED Moon Dog with that cain! He's out cold!

Maxx: And referee Lorn Amer didn't see a thing! The pin....

[Lorn Amer counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

Mike: It's over! Flash wins! Flash wins!

Maxx: The match is over! The match is over!

DA: The winner is Flash in a time of 09:34.

Mike: Guess what's next.

Maxx: What?

Mike: The main event.

Maxx: YES! YES! YES!

Mike: Let's take a commercial break.

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Commercial
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Maxx: Woo hoo! We're back and ready for the last match of the evening!

Mike: Tom Pho fight Sandman in a non-title match.

Maxx: Sandman all the way! 

DA: Introducing first, ["Enter Sandman" by Metallica blares.] from, uhh, America, I guess,
weighing 320 lbs, acompanied by Michelle, Sandman!

[Sandman walks out with a pitchfor in hand. He swings it around a bit. Luckily it does not hit 
anyone. He and Michelle get into the ring and Sandman continues to swing the pitchfork.]

Maxx: Holey sh... I mean What the fu... I mean WAH!

Mike: A pitchfork! Holey mother betty crocker!

[Maxx chuckles.]

DA: And his opponent, ["Look Into My Eyes" by Bone Thugs -N- Harmony start to play] from the 
Philippines, weighing 245, the Toughman champion, "Tiger" Tom Pho! 

[Fireworks light up the stadium as he walks cooly down the aisle. He slaps a hands with a few of
the fans. The nuges the Toutghman belt which is around his waist and points to Sandman. He walks
calmly into the ring. The crowd cheers loudly.]

Mike: Let's go Tom!

Maxx: WHAT! I CAN'T HERE YOU! 

Mike: Oh, stop it! We all know you can here me just fine.

[They lock up.
Tom Pho takes Sandman down with a clothesline.
Tom Pho nails Sandman with a kick to the thigh.
Tom Pho nails Sandman with a kick to the head.
Tom Pho nails Sandman with a clothesline.
Tom Pho runs into the ropes.
Sandman goes for the Sleeperhold, but Tom Pho counters it with a headbutt.
Tom Pho uses a clothesline on Sandman.
Tom Pho throws Sandman out of the ring.
Larry John counts: one, Sandman reenters the ring.]

Maxx: Damn. I thought since these two were toughman champs, one still is, that outside of the 
ring stuff would be fun. I guess I was wrong.

Mike: Wait, and you might be pleased with the results.

Maxx: Alright.

[Tom Pho whips Sandman into the ropes.
Sandman hits Tom Pho with an elbow.
Sandman uses a thrust kick to the head on Tom Pho.
Tom Pho bumps into Larry John.
The crowd is cheering on Sandman.
Sandman whips Tom Pho into the ropes, but Tom Pho reverses it.
Tom Pho hits Sandman with a clothesline.]

Mike: Hmf! That's gotta hurt!

Maxx: Kids, don't EVER, EVER trie that at home.

[Tom Pho executes a reverse neckbreaker on Sandman.
The crowd is responding to Tom Pho.
Tom Pho nails Sandman with a thrust kick to the head.
Tom Pho is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tom Pho is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Tom Pho goes for a kick to the thigh, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman runs into the ropes.
Tom Pho hits Sandman with a kick.
Larry John is back on the job.
Tom Pho runs into the ropes.
Tom Pho hits Sandman with an elbow.
Tom Pho locks Sandman in a sleeperhold.
Sandman is struggling to reach the ropes.
Sandman tries to escape the hold.
Tom Pho lets go after 16 seconds.
Sandman hits Tom Pho with a facerake.]

Mike: Rake to the face.

Maxx: SCRATCH! 

Mike: ... and save!

Maxx: Shut up.

[Sandman hits Tom Pho with a flying clothesline.
Sandman is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sandman hits Tom Pho with a kick to the midsection.
Sandman hits Tom Pho with an armdrag takedown.
Sandman goes for an armdrag takedown, but Tom Pho counters it with a lariat.
In turn, Sandman counters it with a duck-down move.
Sandman nails Tom Pho with a thrust kick to the head.
The crowd is responding to Sandman.
Sandman is going for the pin.
Larry John counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sandman executes an elbowsmash on Tom Pho.
Tom Pho goes for a spinebuster slam, but Sandman counters it with a kneelift.
Sandman punches Tom Pho.
Tom Pho hits Sandman.
Sandman punches Tom Pho.
A small "Sandman" chant is being started.]

Maxx: Yea. Smart fans Mike. Sandman rocks! 

Mike: The only thing Sandman rocks is the bed, with you in it!

Maxx: Suck my left nut.

[Sandman goes for a neck snap, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Tom Pho runs into the ropes.
Sandman misses with an elbow.
Tom Pho executes a knee to the back on Sandman.
Tom Pho goes for a sleeperhold, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman goes for a backbreaker, but Tom Pho counters it with a facerake.
Tom Pho hits Sandman with a Frankensteiner.
Larry John counts: One, two, kickout.
Tom Pho complains about a slow count.
The crowd is responding to Sandman.]

Mike: Damn it, when will these fans ever learn!?

Maxx: Again, blah blah blah, left nut.

Mike: Please, be quiet.

[Sandman takes Tom Pho down with an inside craMaxxe.
Larry John counts: One, two, kickout.
Sandman hits Tom Pho with a double underhook backbreaker.
The crowd is responding to Sandman.
Sandman goes for a powerslam, but Tom Pho counters it with a lariat.
Tom Pho takes Sandman down with neck-scissors.
Tom Pho whips Sandman into the turnbuckle, but Sandman reverses it.
Sandman hits Tom Pho with a football tackle.]

Maxx: Oh! Oh! Football player! Oh! Oh!

Mike: GRRRRRRR! 

Maxx: Eeeek!

[Sandman kicks Tom Pho.
The crowd is responding to Sandman.
Sandman chops Tom Pho.
A small "Sandman" chant is being started.
Sandman gets a bearhug on Tom Pho.
Tom Pho tries to escape the hold.
Tom Pho is struggling to reach the ropes.
Tom Pho reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Sandman goes for a bearhug, but Tom Pho counters it with a facerake.
Tom Pho uses a springboard dropkick on Sandman.
Tom Pho runs into the ropes.
Sandman hits Tom Pho with an elbow.
Sandman takes Tom Pho down with a powerslam.
Larry John counts: One, two, kickout.]

Maxx: Lousy Pho. Why did he have to kick out? 

Mike: Because he has the desire to win. Yeesh.

Maxx: Uh, it was a joke Mikey. Calm down.

Mike: I like that name Mikey. Therefore you must now call me that.

[Sandman takes Tom Pho down with a flying clothesline.
A small "Sandman" chant is being started.
Sandman executes a reverse neckbreaker on Tom Pho.
The crowd is responding to Sandman.
Sandman hits a jumping DDT on Tom Pho.
Sandman is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sandman whips Tom Pho into the ropes.
Tom Pho misses with a clothesline.
Sandman goes for the Sleeperhold, but Tom Pho counters it with a jawbreaker.
Tom Pho runs into the ropes.
Sandman hits Tom Pho with a clothesline.]

Mike: This match as been all Sandman. What's he gonna do next?

Maxx: That's the best part. We don't know!

[Tom Pho falls out of the ring.
Sandman goes through the ropes.
Sandman goes for the STF, but Tom Pho blocks it.
Larry John counts:  1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Sandman hits a backbreaker on Tom Pho.
Larry John counts:  2.
Sandman takes Tom Pho down with a reverse neckbreaker.
Sandman knocks Tom Pho into the ringsteps.
Sandman is getting a good reaction from the crowd.]

Mike: What a wrestler, Sandman is. 

Maxx: I've said this so many times. You just don't listen to me. Foolio!

Mike: Uggg.

[Sandman whips Tom Pho into the guardrail.
Sandman goes for a football tackle, but Tom Pho counters it with a side step.
Tom Pho reenters the ring.
Sandman follows him back in.
Sandman brings the table into the ring.
Tom Pho is going for the pin.
Larry John counts: One, two, kickout.
Tom Pho takes Sandman down with neck-scissors.
Tom Pho takes Sandman down with a thrust kick to the head.
Tom Pho uses a powerslam on Sandman.
Larry John counts: One, two, thr... kickout.]

Maxx: Ahh! Noo! Did he kick out? Did he kick out?

Mike: Yes, yes.

Maxx: Few.

[Tom Pho has the crowd going wild.
Sandman executes an elbowsmash on Tom Pho.
Sandman uses an armdrag takedown on Tom Pho.
Sandman hits Tom Pho with a kick to the midsection.
Sandman kicks Tom Pho.
Tom Pho punches Sandman.]

Maxx: Damn fists.

Mike: Do we have to go over this another time?

Maxx: Ahh! No! Please no!

[Tom Pho punches Sandman.
The crowd is behind Tom Pho all the way.
Sandman punches Tom Pho.
Tom Pho hits Sandman.
Tom Pho kicks Sandman.
Sandman punches Tom Pho.
The crowd is going crazy.
Sandman whips Tom Pho into the ropes.
Tom Pho bumps into Larry John.]

Mike: *gasp*

Maxx: Relax. 

[Tom Pho hits Sandman with a shoulderblock.
Tom Pho whips Sandman into the ropes.
Tom Pho goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Sandman counters it with
a facerake.
Sandman nails Tom Pho with a double underhook piledriver.
The chants for Sandman are deafening.
Sandman throws Tom Pho out of the ring.
Sandman goes through the ropes.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sandman.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tom Pho throws Sandman back into the ring.
Larry John is back on the job.]

Mike: Finally! Go get 'em Larry!

Maxx: Aww, damn it.

[Tom Pho whips Sandman into the ropes, but Sandman reverses it.
Sandman hits Tom Pho with a shoulderblock.
Sandman locks Tom Pho in a bearhug.
Tom Pho is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tom Pho reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Sandman chops Tom Pho.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Sandman chops Tom Pho.
The crowd erupts.
Sandman punches Tom Pho.
The crowd erupts.
Sandman goes for a football tackle, but Tom Pho counters it with
a kick to the head.
Sandman bumps into Larry John.]

Maxx: HAHAHA!

Mike: Not again!

[Tom Pho takes Sandman down with a clothesline.
Tom Pho takes Sandman down with neck-scissors.
Tom Pho whips Sandman into the ropes.
Tom Pho hits a thrust kick to the head on Sandman.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Tom Pho whips Sandman into the ropes.
Tom Pho misses with a clothesline.
Tom Pho hits Sandman with a shoulderblock.
Tom Pho executes a thrust kick to the head on Sandman.
The crowd is giving Tom Pho a standing ovation.
Tom Pho executes a thrust kick to the head on Sandman.
The crowd is giving Tom Pho a standing ovation.
Larry John is back on the job.]

Maxx: I hate Larry John. He annoys me. 

Mike: He would.

[Tom Pho throws Sandman out of the ring.
Larry John counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Sandman
reenters the ring.
Tom Pho hits a clothesline on Sandman.
Sandman goes for a choke slam, but Tom Pho counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
Sandman whips Tom Pho into the ropes.
Tom Pho hits Sandman with a kick.
Tom Pho whips Sandman into the ropes.
Sandman locks Tom Pho in a bearhug.
Tom Pho reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Sandman throws Tom Pho out of the ring.
Larry John counts: one, two, Tom Pho reenters the ring.]

Maxx: Boaring! 

Mike: Out of all the announcers, I get stuck with him.

[Sandman chops Tom Pho.
Sandman kicks Tom Pho.
Sandman hits Tom Pho.
The crowd is behind Sandman all the way.
Tom Pho hits Sandman.
Tom Pho takes Sandman down with a thrust kick to the head.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Tom Pho.
Tom Pho takes Sandman down with a spin kick.]

Mike: Umph! 

Maxx: Sandman ain't moveing!

[Tom Pho runs into the ropes.
Sandman hits Tom Pho with a backdrop.
Sandman goes for a figure-four leglock, but Tom Pho counters it with a kick-off.
Tom Pho uses a kick to the thigh on Sandman.
Tom Pho uses a superkick on Sandman.
Tom Pho whips Sandman into the turnbuckle, but Sandman reverses it.
Sandman nails Tom Pho with a facerake.
Sandman executes a double underhook backbreaker on Tom Pho.
Sandman hits an elbowsmash on Tom Pho.
Sandman executes a jack-knife power bomb on Tom Pho.
Larry John counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The chants for Sandman are deafening.
Sandman throws Tom Pho out of the ring.]

Maxx: Here we go! Things are gonna heat up now! 

[Sandman goes through the ropes.
Sandman whips Tom Pho into the guardrail.
Sandman nails Tom Pho with a neck snap.
Tom Pho whips Sandman into the guardrail.
Tom Pho reenters the ring.
Sandman follows him back in.]

Maxx: Sun of a....

Mike: You're gonna get fired! 

Maxx: BAHHHHHH!

[Tom Pho goes for a piledriver, but Sandman counters it with a backdrop.
Sandman takes Tom Pho down with a short clothesline.
The crowd erupts.
Sandman executes a choke slam on Tom Pho.
Sandman executes the Sleeperhold on Tom Pho.
There is no referee there to ask Tom Pho.]

Mike: SLEEPERHOLD! 

Maxx: But there's no ref! Nooooooo!

[Tom Pho is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Larry John is back on the job.]

Mike: Larry John's back on the job! Sandman could win!

[Tom Pho tries to fight the pain.
Tom Pho submits after 12 seconds.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.]

Mike: It's over! Sandman wins! Sandman wins! 

Maxx: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS! 

DA: The winner is Sandman in a time of 15:39.

[Larry John comes in with the belt but Sandman grabs it away.]

Mike: What's he doing!?

Maxx: He won the match. 

Mike: Yea the match. But not the belt! Non title!

Maxx: Crap.

[Sandman takes the belt and slams it over Tom Pho's skull.]

Maxx: YES! HAHAHA!

Mike: Oh god no!

[Sandman picks up the pitchfork and walks into the ring. He looks at Tom Pho and grins evily.]

Mike: Don't tell me!

Maxx: I tell you! I tell you!

[Sandman hits Tom Pho with the handle of the pitchfork. He grabs the belt and drop it on Tom Pho's
head. He walks back to the locker room, pitchfork in hand, smiling and laughing.]

Mike: We didn't need that! Pooe Pho. Fan's we're out of time, we'll see you next week!

Maxx: See ya!

[Fade to black.]