Cleveland, Ohio is known as "The New American City". Filled with tourist places such as NASA and Sea World. And of course The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. As we zoom in a little closer we see several people milling around outside. The camera pans closer to see Rock and Roll Animal and Joni having their picture taken in front of the building. The camera at Sea World suddenly activates and a clip of Sean McKenzie and Jezebel is shown as they are feeding the Dolphins. A shot from the Cleveland Metroparks Zoo reveals Pagan and David Storm at the reptile cage with a boa constrictor hanging around Pagan's neck. A shot of Michelle and Shoko shopping at Chardon Plaza using Mr. Shhh's platinum card and carry a massive amount of packages. Scene fades to the Gund Arena located in the heart of downtown Cleveland. Because of it's state-of-the-art design and technology it is the preferred place of super stars to perform. Gund also plays host to sports league. Fans can enjoy fine dining at Sammy's At The Arena or for casual cuisine and refreshments at Gordon's Sport's Bar and Brew Pub. Inside the arena people are hustling getting it ready for one of the most exciting events to come to Cleveland, The SWF / ATW. The ATW globe is being raised tot he ceiling and the front doors are getting ready to open. [Simon Phoenix and Night Shade Lane are in the control booth checking out the equipment. The front doors open and people begin taking their seats. Fireworks begin to shoot up out of the turnbuckles and the ATW globe begins to shoot lasers in all directions.] SP: Hello ladies and gentlemen, I'm Simon Phoenix, joined once again by Night Shade. Welcome to Around The World at The Gund Arena in beautiful downtown Cleveland. As with tradition we will have a special ring announcer this evening and who else can it be then the Mayor of this great city the Honorable Michael R. White. [Mayor White enters the ring to a standing ovation from the fans in the arena. A mic is lowered to him] MW: Thank you ladies and gentlemen for that inspiring welcome. Tonight it is my privilege to welcome the SWF to Cleveland. They have a great show lined up for you tonight so without further ado let's get this show started. ("Welcome To Cleveland, Ohio is known as the New American City. Filled with tourist places such as NASA and Sea World. And of course The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. As we zoom in a little closer we see several people milling around outside. The camera pans closer to see Rock and Roll Animal and Joni having their picture taken in front of the building. The camera at Sea World suddenly activates and a clip of Sean McKenzie and Jezebel is shown as they are feeding the Dolphins. A shot from the Cleveland Metroparks Zoo reveals Pagan and David Storm at the reptile cage with a boa constrictor hanging around Pagan's neck. A shot of Michelle and Shoko shopping at Chardon Plaza using Mr. Shhh's platinum card and carry a massive amount of packages. Scene fades to the Gund Arena located in the heart of downtown Cleveland. Because of it's state-of-the-art design and technology it is the preferred place of super stars to perform. Gund also plays host to sports league. Fans can enjoy fine dining at Sammy's At The Arena or for casual cuisine and refreshments at Gordon's Sport's Bar and Brew Pub. Inside the arena people are hustling getting it ready for one of the most exciting events to come to Cleveland, The SWF / ATW. The ATW globe is being raised tot he ceiling and the front doors are getting ready to open. [Simon Phoenix and Night Shade Lane are in the control booth checking out the equipment. The front doors open and people begin taking their seats. Fireworks begin to shoot up out of the turnbuckles and the ATW globe begins to shoot lasers in all directions.] SP: Hello ladies and gentlemen, I'm Simon Phoenix, joined once again by Night Shade. Welcome to Around The World at The Gund Arena in beautiful Downtown Cleveland. As with tradition we will have a special ring announcer this evening and who else can it be then the Mayor of this great city the Honorable Michael R. White. [Mayor White enters the ring to a standing ovation from the fans in the arena. A mic is lowered to him] MW: Planet Boom" by Tommy Lee begins to crank up. The lights are dancing across the arena keeping time to the music. A loud explosion is heard which focusing people's attention to the back of the arena as Axel Mate and his manager step onto the platform as sparks emit from the columns nearby.) MW: Ladies and gentlemen for our first match, introducing first from Oeiras, Lisbon, Portugal and weighing in at 234 lbs. AXEL "THE HAMMER" MATE with his manager Tarzan Taborda. (Axel and his manager walk through a maze of out stretched hands from the crowd trying to touch them and deafening cheers) SP: This crowd is almost as energized as the one in Japan. NS: You can't be serious. The Japanese people may be little but they sure can pump up the volume and get the energy flowing. It's all that chi stuff you know. (As Axel enters the ring the music fades and is replaced by "Warheads" by Extreme) (Two fuses that are running from the platform to the ring are lite and the crowd watches as it fizzles and spews sparks from the ring towards the platform. As it reaches the four columns Roman Candle like flames shoot up lighting the darken arena. In the middle stands Cpl. Punishment. The crowd begins to boo as they see him) SP: Wow this is pretty good and it is not even the fourth yet. NS: Well I guess people are really upset over the break up of T.w.O. at Slaughterhouse. SP: Well Cpl. Punishment tried to keep it together but the other low-lifes wouldn't cooperate. NS: Uh Phoenix, I wouldn't be call Mr. Roboto, Time Warp, Monster Mark and Deaf Leopard low lifes, they might here you and take offense to it. SP: Look the only good one of the group was Cpl. Punishment. He has made them what they are today. NS: Yeah, not much. SP: Well watch as Cpl. Punishment takes care of Axel Mate tonight. NS: As they say I am from Missouri and you have to show me! MW: And his opponent weighing in at 320 lbs, from Quantico, Virginia, Cpl. Punishment! (Cpl. Punishment makes his way to the ring staring straight ahead and ignoring the crowd) SP: Danny Davis is waiting for the bell and there it is. They lock up. Axel Mate goes for a clothesline, but Cpl. Punishment counters it with a duck-down move. Cpl. Punishment catches him in an inside cradle. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. SP: In the first few seconds of the match Cpl Punishment had a near pin. Axel is going to have to make a better showing then that. NS: Simon look over there. There is that same guy that was in Japan. He seems to be watching every move Axel makes. SP: Unless Axel knows this guys, maybe he should secure a stalking warrant. NS: I sure would like to know who he is. I lost him in the crowd last week. Axel Mate takes him down with a small package. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Cpl. Punishment executes a dropkick. Cpl. Punishment yells "You're worse than those girls at VMI!". Cpl. Punishment executes a moonsault bodyblock. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Cpl. Punishment nails him with a side suplex. Cpl. Punishment attempts to place Axel Mate on the turnbuckle, but Axel Mate blocks it. SP: Do you realize this is the last card before the big PPV on Saturday. Any favorites Shade. (Shade looks at his autographed Revolution Tee-Shirt) NS: Well all I know is McKenzie is going to take care of business. No one can beat The Revolution. SP: You may be right Shade but we haven't heard much from them. NS: I believe most of there members are at some special training camp, but come the end of August they are going to stand this fed on their ear. Cpl. Punishment nails him with the Stinger Splash. Cpl. Punishment nails him with a double underhook piledriver. Cpl. Punishment is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. NS: Come on Axel don't let this World War II has been get the best of you. SP: Hey Shade your buddy moved he is standing over there next to that far turnbuckle. Cpl. Punishment goes for a flying fistdrop, but Axel Mate counters it with a fist to the midsection. Axel Mate goes for a German suplex, but Cpl. Punishment counters it with an elbowsmash. Cpl. Punishment hits him with the knuckles. Axel Mate whips Cpl. Punishment into the ropes. Cpl. Punishment hits Axel Mate with an elbow. Cpl. Punishment executes an enzuigiri. Cpl. Punishment goes for a spinebuster slam, but Axel Mate counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. Axel Mate takes him down with a Victory Roll. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. NS: There you go Axel you are beginning to wake up a little. SP: I guess he is, he damn near pinned Cpl. Punishment with that Victory Roll. NS: I still say no one does that move better then McKenzie. Axel Mate goes for a German suplex, but Cpl. Punishment counters it with an elbowsmash. Cpl. Punishment catches him in an inside cradle. Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up. SP: What the hell is this. Cpl. Punishment has bass knuckles. Where'd he get them from? NS: Apparently no one told him that this was ATW and we don't have any violence on this show. That's why we are rated G. Cpl. Punishment takes a swing at Axel Mate with the knuckles, but he gets out of the way. Axel Mate snatches the knuckles from him. Axel Mate hits him with the knuckles. Cpl. Punishment is busted wide open. SP: Well Axel certainly turned the tables on Cpl. Punishment and now he is handing them to Davis. Danny Davis throws the knuckles out of the ring. NS: This match may be over with. Davis is looking at Cpl. Punishment. He is exchanging a few words. Making a few hand signals and... SP: And he is letting the match continue. Axel Mate runs into the ropes. Axel Mate goes for a bodyslam, but Cpl. Punishment blocks it. Cpl. Punishment is bleeding like hell. Cpl. Punishment goes for a side suplex, but Axel Mate blocks it. Axel Mate executes a reverse neckbreaker. Axel Mate places Cpl. Punishment on the turnbuckle. Axel Mate executes the Hammer Whacker Drop and goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. SP: I cannot believe that Cpl. Punishment got out of Axel Mate's finisher. How can that be. NS: Well I don't know but Axel has turned towards that stranger is saying something to him. SP: Probably if you don't get out of here I am going to have to hurt you. NS: No, it doesn't appear that way. There is really something strange about the whole thing. Axel Mate nails him with an elbowsmash. Axel Mate poses for the crowd. Axel Mate takes him down with a fireman's carry. Axel Mate goes for a Big Leg Drop, but Cpl. Punishment counters it with a roll away. Cpl. Punishment goes for a power bomb, but Axel Mate blocks it. Axel Mate nails him with a powerslam. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Axel Mate goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Cpl. Punishment counters it with a backdrop. Cpl. Punishment takes him down with a flying clothesline. SP: These two are big on power moves. It is a wonder they are still standing. NS: Both are very experience in the ring and this could be anyone's match. Axel Mate executes a flying bulldog. Cpl. Punishment nails him with a dropkick. Danny Davis throws the bottle out of the ring. Cpl. Punishment goes for a standing wristlock, but Axel Mate blocks it. Axel Mate throws Cpl. Punishment out of the ring. Axel Mate goes through the ropes. Cpl. Punishment knocks Axel Mate into the ringsteps. Cpl. Punishment sets up Axel Mate on the table. Cpl. Punishment executes a moonsault bodyblock through the table. The table didn't break. SP: I thought Axel had, had it that time, but Cpl. Punishment didn't have very much on it. NS: Goes to show you that these two are getting tired. Cpl. Punishment goes for a side suplex, but Axel Mate blocks it. Axel Mate sets up Cpl. Punishment on the table. Axel Mate tries to drive Cpl. Punishment through the table with a splash, but he blocks it. Cpl. Punishment takes him down with a slap. Axel Mate goes for a piledriver, but Cpl. Punishment blocks it. Cpl. Punishment reenters the ring. Axel Mate follows him back in. Cpl. Punishment catches him in an inside cradle. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. SP: An inside cradle by Cpl. Punishment almost puts and end to this match. Cpl. Punishment executes the Boot Camp and goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Cpl. Punishment takes him down with a jumping DDT. Cpl. Punishment executes a standing wristlock. Axel Mate breaks the hold after 12 seconds. NS: So what about you, and predictions for the PPV. SP: Well I believe The Artful Dodger will still have the belt after it's all over. NS: Where he wins or not huh? Axel Mate whips Cpl. Punishment into the ropes, but Cpl. Punishment reverses it. Axel Mate bumps into Danny Davis. Cpl. Punishment catches Axel Mate totally by surprise. Cpl. Punishment executes the Boot Camp and goes for the pin. There is no referee to count. Danny Davis is back on the job. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Cpl. Punishment nails him with a spinebuster slam. Danny Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes... NS: I also think Animal will be out Ricky Watts. Ricky started out as a strong wrestler but he has been munching on too many chocolate bars and letting his practice sessions go by the wayside. Axel Mate executes a double underhook piledriver. Axel Mate goes for a clothesline, but Cpl. Punishment counters it with a duck-down move. Cpl. Punishment takes him down with a ropeburn. Cpl. Punishment executes a jawbreaker. Cpl. Punishment takes him down with a snap mare. Cpl. Punishment takes him down with a jumping neck snap. Cpl. Punishment is bleeding like hell. SP: Axel is trying to wipe Cpl. Punishment's blood off of him. This man is in serious need of some stitches. NS: Maybe so but he sure took Axel down. Cpl. Punishment whips Axel Mate into the ropes, but Axel Mate reverses it. Axel Mate hits Cpl. Punishment with a clothesline. Axel Mate is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes... Axel Mate runs into the ropes. Cpl. Punishment executes a dropkick. Axel Mate runs into the ropes. Axel Mate hits Cpl. Punishment with a clothesline. Axel Mate nails him with a small package. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. SP: Some good combinations by Axel Mate and Cpl. Punishment is not holding up very well. NS: It could be from the 3 pints of blood he has already lost. SP: Serves him right for trying to use those brass knuckles. Axel Mate complains about a slow count. Axel Mate goes for a German suplex, but Cpl. Punishment counters it with an elbowsmash. Cpl. Punishment nails him with a flying clothesline. Cpl. Punishment goes for a spinning toe hold, but Axel Mate counters it with a throw-off. Axel Mate places Cpl. Punishment on the turnbuckle. NS: That stranger is at the turnbuckle saying something to Axel. And he is listening. Axel Mate executes the Hammer Whacker Drop and goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. Cpl. Punishment complains about a fast count. SP: Don't know what he said but Axel just executed his finisher for the win. Let's get the official word from Davis. DD: In a match time of 9 minutes and 9 seconds the winner is Axel "The Hammer" Mate. (Davis reaches down and grabs Axel's arm. He raises it to the cheers of the crowd.) SP: Cpl. Punishment has really had a tough time lately. I thought sure tonight would be the night he would break his loosing streak. NS: I still want to know who that... hey where did he go. SP: I still think it's McKenzie trying to get inside Axel's head before the PPV this Saturday at the Fleet Center in Boston Massachusetts. ("Welcome To Planet Boom" begins to blare as Axel heads toward the locker rooms. SP: Our next match is set for one fall and is between The Giant Killer and the former American Champion Hot Shot Donovan. NS: Hot Shot was looking pretty good when I saw him earlier tonight. That doctor really knows how to place the stitches so they don't show. SP: Your telling me. Trinity and The Church have enough scars on them to map out the state of Ohio. NS: I have a feeling that after Sunday's events this feud between The Church and Trinity is really going to start heating up. SP: I have to agree with you Shade. These two stables are in their infancy and as soon as they are settled I have a feeling the entire SWF is going to be set on it's ear. NS: And speaking of ears I believe I heard music. MW: Our next match is for one fall. ["For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica starts to play.] MW: Introducing first, weighing in at 250 pounds, all the way from Greenland, here is Giant Killer!! [Giant Killer emerges from the entrance as fireworks explode around the arena. As he steps up on the platform he pauses as the crowd breaks into cheers. He makes his way to the pathway and enters the ring as the music dies down] SP: Boy the crowd sure does like this guy. Kind of took me by surprise. NS: It may not be that they like him so much as the dislike Hot Shot. (Laser lights are darting across the arena and fireworks explode from the ATW globe and the sparks seem to linger in the rafters as "Some Like It Hot" by Power Station begins to play.) MW: And his opponent, being led to the ring by his manager, Trisha Deneke, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 234 pounds, here is the former SWF American Champion, Hot Shot Donovan!! [Hot Shot and Trisha emerge from the entrance. They make their way down to the ring. The crowd gives them a mixed reaction.) SP: You may be right about this crowds dislike of Donovan. NS: Hey by the way. Have you noticed that 2 females are beginning ot get involved in this feud thing. SP: What are you talking about Shade. NS: Biggie Z's wife Stefania just went to town on Michelle for not standing up for herself at the bar. SP: Oh yeah I remember that, but it seems to me that Michelle put her in her place. I really don't think that Stefania wants a piece of Michelle. She will knock her into tomorrow. NS: I don't know about that Stefania is quite capable of dealing with larger men, I don't think that Michelle is going to be much of a problem for her. SP: Just like I don't think Biggie is going to be much of a problem for The Sandman. NS: OK enough with the promotional stuff lets get down to ringside with referee James Beard. SP: Beard is motioning to get things going and there goes the bell. They lock up. Giant Killer goes for a backbreaker, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it. Hot Shot Donovan takes him down with an elbowsmash. Giant Killer takes him down with a spinning power bomb. James Beard counts: One, kickout. SP: The Giant Killer has been coming out strong here lately. I wonder if he got a new trainer. NS: I don't know but there are some wrestlers in this fed that even a new trainer couldn't help. Giant Killer runs into the ropes. Giant Killer hits Hot Shot Donovan with an elbow. Giant Killer whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes. Giant Killer nails him with a slap. Giant Killer nails him with a slap. Giant Killer goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it. SP: Several good moves by The Giant Killer. NS: Have you ordered your PPV from the cable company yet. You know it is only $29.95 SP: Nope and I'm not going to. I am going to be sitting at the Fleet Center watching it live. Hot Shot Donovan executes a chop. Hot Shot Donovan executes a dropkick. Hot Shot Donovan nails him with an enzuigiri. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a backbreaker, but Giant Killer blocks it. Giant Killer goes for a DDT, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with a backdrop. Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a Russian legsweep. NS: The Giant Killer came down hard from that Russian legsweep by Donovan. NS: Donovan has come alive and started taking control of this match. Hot Shot Donovan whips Giant Killer into the ropes. Giant Killer goes for a flying forearm, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with a duck-down move. Hot Shot Donovan takes him down with a back suplex. Hot Shot Donovan executes a backbreaker. Hot Shot Donovan takes him down with a palm blow. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a tiger suplex, but Giant Killer counters it with a backward kick. Giant Killer whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes. Giant Killer executes a flying forearm. James Beard counts: One, kickout. SP: The Giant Killer threw Hot Shot into the ropes and as he was coming off he nailed him with a flying forearm that send Donovan down for a one count. NS: I'm glad you didn't say near pin. Giant Killer executes a running powerslam. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a kick to the thigh. Giant Killer goes for a Frankensteiner, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with a power bomb. James Beard counts: One, two, in the ropes... Giant Killer nails him with an inverted atomic drop. Giant Killer whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan executes a Russian legsweep. SP: You know Shade I think this Russian legsweep is really catching on. I am seeing it more and more in these matches. NS: It's just a good solid move to get your opponent down. Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a clothesline. Hot Shot Donovan whips Giant Killer into the turnbuckle. Hot Shot Donovan executes a kick to the thigh. Hot Shot Donovan executes a kick to the midsection. Hot Shot Donovan takes him down with a snap suplex. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a savate kick, but Giant Killer counters it with a duck-down move. SP: Several good power moves in a row by Donovan and The Giant Killer needs to re-group and get back in the game. Giant Killer takes him down with a chop. Giant Killer nails him with a powerslam. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. NS: Nice re-grouping er......Phoenix. And almost pin. Giant Killer runs into the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan hits Giant Killer with a kick. Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd. Hot Shot Donovan whips Giant Killer into the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a dropkick, but Giant Killer counters it with a side step. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a bodyslam, but Giant Killer counters it with a small package. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. SP: The Giant Killer is not getting in many moves here but the ones he is landing are match winning ones. Hot Shot Donovan takes him down with a knee to the back. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Giant Killer blocks it. Giant Killer takes him down with a backbreaker. Giant Killer executes a legdrop. Giant Killer throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring. James Beard counts: one, two, three, four,... NS: The Giant Killer apparently needs a breather and has just thrown Hot Shot out of the ring and Beard is counting rapidly. SP: I think Beard has other business tonight and wants this match over with. Hot Shot Donovan reenters the ring. Giant Killer executes a snap suplex. Giant Killer nails him with an armbar submission. Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Giant Killer nails him with an armbar submission. Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds. Giant Killer whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan hits Giant Killer with a shoulderblock. Hot Shot Donovan catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex. Hot Shot Donovan goes for the Hot Kick, but Giant Killer counters it with a single-leg takedown. Hot Shot Donovan runs into the ropes. Giant Killer takes him down with a dropkick. SP: A dropkick by The Giant Killer really stopped Hot Shot in his tracks. Giant Killer runs into the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan misses with a clothesline. Giant Killer executes a spinning power bomb. James Beard counts: One, shoulder up. Giant Killer goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with a backdrop. Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a tiger suplex. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. NS: I have to give these two wrestler's credit tonight. They are exchanges a numerous amount of blows and they are still going strong. We could be in for a long match. Hot Shot Donovan takes him down with a swinging neckbreaker. Hot Shot Donovan whips Giant Killer into the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan executes an enzuigiri. Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a kick to the midsection. Hot Shot Donovan whips Giant Killer into the ropes. Giant Killer misses with a clothesline. Hot Shot Donovan misses with a clothesline. Giant Killer hits Hot Shot Donovan with a backdrop. Giant Killer goes for a spinning power bomb, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with spinning headscissors. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Giant Killer blocks it. NS: Well is it time yet? SP: Time for what Shade? NS: You know that commercial stuff they want us to do for the PPV on July 4th. SP: No I think we have talked about Saturday's PPV at the Fleet Center in Boston Massachusetts enough in the first match, so let's get back to the action. Giant Killer takes him down with a DDT. Giant Killer takes him down with a spinning power bomb. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Giant Killer executes the STF. Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Giant Killer whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes. Giant Killer nails him with an inverted atomic drop. Giant Killer nails him with a fireman's carry. Giant Killer executes a vertical suplex. Hot Shot Donovan whips Giant Killer into the ropes. Giant Killer takes him down with a choke slam. Giant Killer takes him down with a powerslam. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. SP: Another strong move that brought Hot Shot down for a near pin. NS: Donovan doesn't look like he is feeling well after that combination. The Giant Killer could very well end it here. Giant Killer places Hot Shot Donovan on the turnbuckle. Giant Killer goes for a top-rope DDT, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with a front-layout superplex. Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a vertical suplex. Hot Shot Donovan executes a vertical suplex. Hot Shot Donovan whips Giant Killer into the turnbuckle. Hot Shot Donovan runs shoulder-first into the corner. Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a knee to the back. Hot Shot Donovan takes him down with an elbowsmash. Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a jawbreaker. Hot Shot Donovan nails him with an inverted atomic drop. Hot Shot Donovan nails him with a Russian legsweep. Hot Shot Donovan takes him down with a palm blow. SP: WOW! What has happened to Donovan? He appeared almost done for, then all of a sudden he is back on top hitting The Giant Killer with a series of major moves. NS: I think The Giant Killer is also in shock. He is trying to move away from Donovan but nothing seems to be helping. Hot Shot Donovan takes him down with a swinging neckbreaker. Hot Shot Donovan takes him down with a running powerslam. James Beard counts: One, two, three. SP: Hot Shot has done it. He pinned him with a running powerslam. What a great move. NS: Yeah, yeah let's get the word from Beard. JB: In a match time of 10 minutes and 14 seconds, the winner Hot Shot Donovan. (Beard raise Hot Shot's arm as "Some Like it Hot" begins to blare over the loud speakers.) SP: Well Hot Shot has been doing quite well for himself lately with the exception of a little set back on Sunday he is racking up the wins. NS: Gee wonder where he is in the rankings. SP: I think you might as well give up on the ranking, it is going to take an accountant to figure them out now. NS: While we are waiting for that to happen the lights are flickering, telling us to shut up and get to the next match. (The arena grows dark and the lights from the ATW globe begin shooting throughout the arena as "The End" by The Doors begin to play) [As Black jack and Kaneda step onto the platform s series of firecrackers ignite and a new flood of lightsflicker on and off as the crowd goes wild.] SP: We saw these two in their debut match last week in Tokyo and they looked real good. NS: Last Tuesday they fought Sound and Fury and also did well. Tonight is their third match here and they are up against a tag team that has won the championship belts twice. SP: One more match after tonight's and they are eligible for the belts. NS: I suggest that these other teams watch out because these guys are new, fresh and pumped up. MW: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 585lbs. Kaneda and Black Jack, Ground Zero! (Black Jack and Kaneda make their way to the ring stopping along the way to talk with some of the people. Once inside the ring the music begins to fade) SP: I think they are smart mixing with the crowd like that on their way to the ring. NS: They are probably trying to get dates. [Bon Jovi's "Sleep When I'm Dead" begins blaring over the sound system] The arena lights dim and laser lights begin darting everywhere in time with the music as The Living Dead set onto the platform. The crowd sees them and immediately starts booing.] MW: And their opponents, the former two-time Supreme Wrestling Federation World Tag Team Champions! At a total combined weight of 536 lbs., Rigor and Mortis... The Living Dead!!! [Rigor & Mortis make their way down to the ring. The crowd boos loudly.] SP: Now that is the sound of a crowd that knows what they are talking about. NS: One thing for sure The Living Dead are not well liked here tonight. SP: Hey look Shade, Earl Hebner is referring this match. I haven't seen him in ages. NS: I should say not. How old is he anyway? 70? 80? SP: He's not a day over 30. He's just had a hard life. NS: Well he is giving those wrestlers a hard time. It appears things are settling down and Black Jack and Rigor are in the ring to start us off. SP: So let's get down to Earl. They lock up. Black Jack throws Rigor out of the ring. Earl Hebner counts: one, two, three, Rigor reenters the ring. SP: Well that was quick Black Jack just threw Rigor out of the ring. Earl Hebner counts: one, two, three, Rigor reenters the ring. Black Jack whips Rigor into the ropes. Black Jack executes a Russian legsweep. Black Jack nails him with a clothesline. Black Jack executes a DDT. Black Jack whips Rigor into the ropes, but Rigor reverses it. NS: Black Jack is taking it to Rigor. S: Black Jack showing him the raw power of Ground Zero. Black Jack hits Rigor with a clothesline. Rigor falls out of the ring. Black Jack goes through the ropes. Rigor whips Black Jack into the guardrail. Rigor knocks Black Jack into the ringpost. NS: Rigor making good use of the railing. Rigor sets up a table. Rigor whips Black Jack into the guardrail. Rigor goes for a sleeperhold, but Black Jack counters it with a jawbreaker. S: Nice counter to a sleeperhold. They're brawling on the floor. Rigor catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex. Rigor knocks Black Jack into the ringsteps. NS: Time for some hard-core action. Rigor sets up Black Jack on the table. Rigor executes a DDT through the table. The table didn't break. NS: A DDT through the table and the table didn't break. Under his weight. Must be made in the U.S. of A. They're brawling on the floor. Rigor goes for a flying forearm, but Black Jack counters it with a duck-down move. NS: BJ is taking a beating and still going strong. Black Jack throws Rigor back into the ring. Rigor runs into the ropes. Black Jack hits Rigor with a kick. Black Jack tags out to Kaneda. Kaneda nails him with a crucifix. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. NS: A smart tag by BJ Bringing in Kaneda and almost getting the three count. Kaneda runs into the ropes. Rigor misses with a shoulderblock. Kaneda misses with a clothesline. Kaneda hits Rigor with a clothesline. NS: If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Rigor falls out of the ring. Kaneda goes through the ropes. Rigor takes him down with a dropkick. Rigor knocks Kaneda into the ringsteps. NS: They need to keep it in the ring. The Living Dead are great out of the ring. Rigor sets up Kaneda on the table. Rigor tries to drive Kaneda through the table with a Tombstone, but he blocks it. Rigor sets up Kaneda on the table. Rigor tries to drive Kaneda through the table with a Tombstone, but he blocks it. S: And Kaneda blocks two attempts to smash him through the table. They're brawling on the floor. Kaneda goes for an Asai moonsault, but Rigor counters it with a side step. Kaneda knocks Rigor into the ringpost. Kaneda sets up Rigor on the table. Kaneda tries to drive Rigor through the table with an Asai moonsault, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. NS: Jesus Christ... That had to hurt...this is insane... They're brawling on the floor. They're brawling on the floor. Rigor takes him down with a slingshot. Kaneda goes for a sleeperhold, but Rigor counters it with a jawbreaker. Kaneda is busted wide open. NS: A great counter and Kaneda is busted open. Rigor nails him with a Russian legsweep. Kaneda knocks Rigor into the ringsteps. Kaneda executes a Frankensteiner. Kaneda goes for a ropeflip moonsault, but Rigor counters it with a knee pull-up. Rigor executes an abdominal stretch. Rigor nails him with a bodyslam. S: And Rigor is on fire...they can't seem to hit him with a descent move. Rigor nails him with a spinebuster slam. Rigor executes a DDT. Kaneda takes him down with an enzuigiri. Kaneda whips Rigor into the guardrail. Rigor nails him with a gutwrench suplex. Kaneda sets up Rigor on the table. NS: Now Kaneda trying to set Rigor on the table. Kaneda executes a frog splash through the table. The table is broken in half. NS: Great move by Kaneda Kaneda whips Rigor into the guardrail. They're brawling on the floor. S: Kaneda may have turned the tide. Rigor goes for an armbar submission, but Kaneda blocks it. Kaneda reenters the ring. Rigor follows him back in. Kaneda goes for a sleeperhold, but Rigor counters it with a jawbreaker. Rigor tags out to Mortis. NS: A much needed tag by Rigor to Mortis. Mortis and Rigor hit Kaneda with a double low blow. Rigor leaves the ring. Mortis executes a DDT. Mortis runs into the ropes. Kaneda misses with a clothesline. Mortis hits Kaneda with a backdrop. Mortis tags out to Rigor. NS: Bad move by Mortis tagging has partner so soon... SP: I agree Rigor needed more of a breather. Rigor and Mortis whip Kaneda into the ropes. They attempt to hit Kaneda with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash. NS: Great counter by Kaneda. Mortis leaves the ring. Kaneda takes him down with a sleeperhold. Rigor reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Black Jack enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Black Jack nails Rigor with a spinebuster slam. NS: Two are better than one I always say. Kaneda goes for a reverse flying elbowdrop, but Rigor counters it with a roll away. Black Jack leaves the ring. Kaneda whips Rigor into the ropes. Rigor misses with a clothesline. Kaneda hits Rigor with a clothesline. Kaneda is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Kaneda whips Rigor into the ropes. Rigor misses with a clothesline. Kaneda nails him with a sleeperhold. Mortis makes the save. Kaneda goes for an armbar submission, but Rigor blocks it. Rigor executes a sleeperhold. Kaneda reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds. NS: Jesus a 22 second sleeper hold. I can't believe Kaneda could hold out. Rigor runs into the ropes. Kaneda goes for a small package, but Rigor reverses it. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Rigor catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Rigor whips Kaneda into the ropes, but Kaneda reverses it. Kaneda goes for a superkick, but Rigor counters it with a duck-down move. Rigor whips Kaneda into the ropes, but Kaneda reverses it. Rigor hits Kaneda with a backdrop. Mortis enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Black Jack enters the ring and throws Mortis out of the ring. S: Black Jack showing who the real powerhouse is. Kaneda and Black Jack whip Rigor into the ropes. They hit Rigor with a double fist to the midsection. Black Jack leaves the ring. Kaneda goes for a springboard dropkick, but Rigor counters it with a side step. Rigor executes a Tombstone. Mortis enters the ring. Rigor lifts Kaneda up. Mortis nails Kaneda with the Autopsy and goes for the pin. NS: The Autopsy!! Goodnight... Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes... SP: In the ropes...I guess they did it too close. NS: Too close is that all you can say. Kaneda just survived The Deads' finisher move. Kaneda nails him with a sleeperhold. Rigor breaks the hold after 14 seconds. Rigor whips Kaneda into the ropes. Kaneda and Rigor get hit with a double clothesline. Kaneda executes a faceslam. Kaneda runs into the ropes. Kaneda hits Rigor with a shoulderblock. Kaneda runs into the ropes. Kaneda hits Rigor with a shoulderblock. Kaneda goes for spinning headscissors into a cradle, but Rigor counters it with a Hotshot. NS: Ok now were talking as Kaneda is taking it to Rigor. S: I don't know how either man can still be standing after all the punishment they both are taking. Rigor goes for a bodyslam, but Kaneda counters it with a small package. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Kaneda tags out to Black Jack. Mortis enters the ring and throws Kaneda out of the ring. Mortis nails Black Jack with a flying clothesline. Rigor nails Black Jack with a double chickenwing submission. Black Jack reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Mortis leaves the ring. Rigor nails him with a DDT. Rigor executes a full nelson. Black Jack reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds. Rigor takes him down with a backbreaker. Rigor is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Rigor nails him with a low blow. NS: The living Dead are showing Ground Zero why they are they were champions. Rigor tags out to Mortis. Mortis and Rigor whip Black Jack into the ropes. They attempt to hit Black Jack with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Black Jack hits them with a double clothesline. NS: Can nothing stop this. Black Jack he is not going down to any move... S: I know, Rigor is needing to get out...to rest up. Rigor leaves the ring. Black Jack nails him with a piledriver. Black Jack runs into the ropes. Mortis goes for a kick to the midsection, but Black Jack blocks it. Black Jack takes him down with a headbutt. Black Jack goes for a clothesline, but Mortis counters it with a duck-down move. Black Jack executes a Russian legsweep. Black Jack runs into the ropes. Black Jack misses with a shoulderblock. Black Jack takes him down with a choke slam. Black Jack whips Rigor into the ropes, but Rigor reverses it. Black Jack misses with a clothesline. Rigor and Black Jack get hit with a double clothesline. NS: Oh...a double clothesline...talk about pain... Rigor executes an atomic drop. Rigor tags out to Mortis. Kaneda enters the ring, but gets cut off. Mortis and Rigor hit Black Jack with a double DDT. S: A double DDT...I think this could be it.. NS: But they aren't going for the pin...they are going to inflict as much pain as possible. Rigor leaves the ring. Mortis throws Black Jack out of the ring. Mortis jumps onto him with a Air Mail, but Black Jack moves out of the way. Mortis is busted wide open. NS: As Mortis ran back for that Air mail Black Jack regained is senses...and moves just in time. S: And Mortis paid the price. Black Jack knocks Mortis into the ringpost. They're brawling on the floor. Black Jack nails him with a jawbreaker. Black Jack reenters the ring. Mortis follows him back in. Black Jack executes a spinning power bomb. Earl Hebner counts: One, shoulder up. Black Jack takes him down with a football tackle. Black Jack executes the Nuke, and goes for the pin. NS: The Nuke...I don't think Mortis has enough strength to get out of this one. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. S: And the Winner and still undefeated tag team...Ground Zero.. EH: In a match time of 12minutes and 24 seconds, The team of Black Jack and Kaneda, Ground Zero. (The crowd is standing on their feet cheer Ground Zero's victory. NS: Three down and 1 to go. KBK and The Thugz better look out because there is a new group in town. SP: There are a powerhouse team but they need the experience. NS: I think they are going straight to the top. SP: Let's hope they stick around long enough to do just that. The SWF has had problems keeping tag teams of later. Maybe Frenck needs to look at their contracts and renegotiate a few things. NS: Perhaps more MONEY would be in order. SP: Enough financial talk let's get to our next match. [Ooc: Special thanks to Chris for helping write this last match. The commentary in the next match is rated R and not for the faint of heart.] ["Drug against War" by KMFDM starts blare over the loud speakers] MW: Introducing the challenger, accompanied by Fraulein Domina, from Bremen, Germany, weighing in at 308 pounds, here is Panzer Sturm! [The lights dim and spotlights run around the arena as Panzer Sturm stares straight ahead as he and Fraulein Domina head towards the ring to the sounds of cheers and boos.] NS: Panzer must be trying to enhance his career. He certainly has been in a lot of matches lately. [Sturm enters the ring as the music dies down} SP: Well, Panzur is in the ring and he looks ready for the Toughman champion tonight. While we are waiting for Sandman's entrance, let's take a minute to go over Panzur's... ("Money" by Pink Floyd begins to play over the speak system. Phoenix and Shade both turn and look at each other.) NS: I know that music! SP: That's the World Champion's music, but he is not scheduled to be here tonight. (Mr. Jones steps through the curtains, rolling a red carpet from the entrance towards the announcers position.) SP: He appears to be headed towards us. I don't like the looks of this. NS: I think it's great! Mr. Shhh is coming out to replace you! (Phoenix looks at Night Shade and raises one eyebrow.) SP: You say that week after week, and each time it's both of us who get replaced. NS: Yeah, but you always go first. (Mr. Shhh steps through the curtains as the crowd erupts into cheers. As Shhh steps onto the announcers position, Mr. Jones walks back and removes the red carpet.) MS: Okay gentlemen. You know the drill. (Phoenix sighs and stands from his seat.) MS: Aren't you going to pull the chair out for me? (Shade smiles and pulls the chair out for Shhh just as his music dies down and is replaced by "Death Wish" by Christian Death. Again the crowd begins to cheer. Pagan steps through the curtains and smiles at Shade.) NS: I know where I stand. I believe this was your seat? (Pagan sits down next to Mr. Shhh. As they put on their headsets, Phoenix and Shade make their way to the locker rooms.) P: Red carpet? Well hello, Mr. Fancy Pants. Red carpet... s[beep]. MS: What the f[beep] was that? Did you hear that? P: Hear what? MS: That f[beep]in beeping sound. First things first, we gotta get rid of that. P: Did you hear those cheers, Shhh Man? They love us... they really love us. MS: Wait until Sandy steps through those curtains. ["Enter Sandman" by Metallica begins to blare. The Sandman steps onto the platform as red and orange laser lights emit from the ATW globe in time with the music.] MW: And his opponent weighing in at 320 lbs. The SWF Toughman Champion, The Sandman! [Fireworks flare up from the columns as The Sandman makes his way to the ring to the screams of the crowd] MS: Sandy's gonna lay the smack down! P: What? MS: Can you smell what the champ is cookin? P: I had no idea that Sandman was a junkie. MS: Hey, Pagan. Could you give the fans a brief synopsis of tonight's match up? P: Well, Alex. What we have here tonight is the classic case of David vs. Goliath. Okay, both of these men are big guys... but speaking in terms of their careers, Sandman is much bigger. MS: Any predictions? P: Like there's a doubt. I'd give Sandman a minute and a half to wrap this one up. MS: I don't know. Panzer has been looking really good lately. I think I'll have to pick Panzer to win this one. P: You have got to be joking. MS: Yeah, I am. P: Look in the ring! He jumped Panzer before the bell! That's why he's the champion. (Sandman attacks Panzer Sturm before the bell. Sandman nails him with a Tombstone. Panzer Sturm takes him down with an atomic drop. Panzer Sturm goes for a full nelson, but Sandman counters it with a backward kick. Sandman goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Panzer Sturm blocks it. Panzer Sturm goes for a bodyslam, but Sandman counters it with a small package. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sandman executes a thrust kick to the head. Sandman throws Panzer Sturm out of the ring. Sandman goes through the ropes. Sandman nails him with a double underhook piledriver. Panzer Sturm is busted wide open.) MS: Uh oh! P: What? MS: Sandy is in THE ZONE! P: Well, as you can see fans... Sandman is taking the match into a more technical style of wrestling. MS: Yes, after tossing Panzer out of the ring, he used the old fashioned "I'm gonna break your head into the concrete" move. P: Most people don't realize that Sandman is one of the finest, most skilled technical wrestlers in the world today. He doesn't get too involved in those brawl type fights. (Sandman reenters the ring. Panzer Sturm follows him back in. Sandman places Panzer Sturm on the turnbuckle. Sandman catches him in a belly-to-belly superplex. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.) P: Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! MS: I cannot believe idiot! Hey, Panzer... try staying outside of the ring or keep your shoulders down for the three count. Look at this guy will ya? P: Yeah I know. Panzer don't want any of that. (Sandman runs into the ropes. Panzer Sturm misses with a clothesline. Sandman misses with a clothesline. Panzer Sturm goes for a bodyslam, but Sandman counters it with a small package. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.) MS: SLOW COUNT!!! P: What is this s[beep]? Some kind of conspiracy? That was clearly a three count. MS: Clearly. (Panzer Sturm nails him with a football tackle. Panzer Sturm goes for an earringer, but Sandman counters it with a backdrop. Sandman goes for a Tombstone, but Panzer Sturm reverses it. Panzer Sturm goes for a ropeburn, but Sandman blocks it. Sandman attempts to place Panzer Sturm on the turnbuckle, but Panzer Sturm blocks it. Sandman executes a bearhug. Panzer Sturm reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.) P: Did you see Hebner make Sandman release that bearhug? What kind of crap is that? Panzer was nowhere near the ropes. MS: I have to agree with you on that one, Pagan. This ref is making a blatant attempt to cost Sandman this match. P: From Frenck's pocket to Hebner's bank account. Still, it really was a nice bearhug. MS: Excellent bearhug. (Sandman nails him with a backbreaker. Sandman goes for a Tombstone, but Panzer Sturm blocks it. Panzer Sturm executes a backbreaker. Panzer Sturm runs into the ropes. Panzer Sturm executes a spinebuster slam. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Panzer Sturm executes a stomp.) MS: Hey Pagan what exactly is a stomp? P: Well, a stomp is better then a kick because it as more letters. MS: What the F[beep] does that mean. P: Well in the grand scheme of things. The bigger the word the bigger attack. MS: Ahhh, it is all so clear now. No more drugs for this guy. P: Incendently, depending on who uses it. In this case Panzer...a "Stomp" can easily be mistaken for a S[beep]. MS: Now Pagan you know we can't say things like that on the air. P: I only said sandwitch. (Panzer Sturm is bleeding profusely. Panzer Sturm nails him with a short clothesline. Panzer Sturm nails him with a backbreaker. Panzer Sturm goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Sandman blocks it. Sandman executes a Tombstone. Sandman takes him down with a jack-knife power bomb. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Panzer Sturm takes him down with a full nelson.) MS: BULLS[BEEP]! No one... and I mean no one gets up from a Tombstone piledriver AND a jack-knife power bomb. P: Well, Panzer evidently has some type of power coming from deep inside of him because he just did it and followed it up with a very sloppy looking full nelson. MS: Very sloppy indeed. What's this about power coming from deep inside? Heartburn? P: Perhaps. By the way, in case you didn't notice... because obviously the ref didn't, Panzer had a big hand full of hair when he took Sandman down. I think this calls for a disqualification, don't you? (Sandman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Panzer Sturm throws Sandman out of the ring. Panzer Sturm goes through the ropes. Panzer Sturm whips Sandman into the guardrail. Fraulein Domina comes from behind, but Sandman nails Fraulein Domina. Panzer Sturm whips Sandman into the guardrail.) P: HEY! HEY! WHAT'S THIS? MS: It's called outside interference. Yet another reason for a disqualification. P: The Church would never sink so low as to have outside interference. This is appauling. MS: Hey, wait! Sandy just nailed Fraulein! P[singing]: Smack my bitch up. MS: More power to him. No reason to take that s[beep] from a woman. P: If a woman ever did that to me, I'd say "Hey bitch! Get your big butt into the kitchen and..." MS: Hey now. Settle down. You don't want to get us into trouble with any feminazis now do you? (Panzer Sturm nails him with a football tackle. Panzer Sturm executes a sleeperhold. Panzer Sturm throws Sandman back into the ring. Panzer Sturm executes a forearm to the back. Panzer Sturm whips Sandman into the ropes, but Sandman reverses it. Sandman goes for the Sleeperhold, but Panzer Sturm counters it with a headbutt. Panzer Sturm goes for an atomic drop, but Sandman blocks it. Sandman executes a short clothesline. Sandman goes for a sleeperhold, but Panzer Sturm counters it with a jawbreaker. Panzer Sturm takes him down with a jawbreaker.) MS: Holy s[beep]! A jawbreaker! Panzer could get the win right now! P: Almost as devestating as a stomach breaker. There might be reason to worry for Sandy here. (Mr. Shhh and Pagan look at each other and smile.) MS & P: Nah! (Panzer Sturm whips Sandman into the ropes. Panzer Sturm misses with a clothesline. Sandman misses with a clothesline. Panzer Sturm goes for an abdominal stretch, but Sandman counters it with a hiptoss. In turn, Panzer Sturm counters it with a backslide. Earl Hebner counts: One, kickout.) MS: One count! DA! Big deal! Heheh, always wanted to say that. P: What the...? Is Sandman drunk or something? Just look at him in there. MS: Well he did spend a few hours at Da Power Bomb this afternoon and then a few more hours with Michelle. P: Women are put on this earth to drain us.. (Panzer Sturm whips Sandman into the turnbuckle. Sandman comes back, but is met with an elbow. Panzer Sturm executes a clawhold. Sandman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds. Sandman nails him with an enzuigiri. Panzer Sturm is bleeding like a faucet. Sandman takes him down with a football tackle. Sandman takes him down with a powerslam. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout) MS: YEAH! Uh... wait. NO! P: Beautiful series of fine technical maneuvers there by Sandman, but once again Hebner screwing him over. MS: Same old story. Stick it in and break it off. (Sandman takes him down with a moonsault. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sandman goes for a small package, but Panzer Sturm reverses it. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.) P: Panzer there with a small package and a count that was obviously only a one count. MS: I'm getting a little pissed. Who do I have to pay to get a decent ref in this league? P: I don't know. Talk to Frenck, the right question may be who do you have to f[beep]. MS: A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. And don't look at me funny... it's not about sex, it's about power. P: Keep telling yourself that. (Panzer Sturm takes him down with a spinebuster slam. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Panzer Sturm executes a low blow. Panzer Sturm is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.) P: Wait the f[beep] up here! Hebner just tried to count Sandman's shoulders down for the three after a low blow. I thought that the low blow was frowned upon. MS: I frown about low blows. P: Depends on who's giving it to ya, hmmm? MS: Heheh, good one. I gotta give that one to you. It was pretty good. P: I mean, with you up in Frenck's office... MS: Okay! Enough! I am NOT giving Frenck any kind of blow whatsoever. ( Panzer Sturm nails him with a side suplex. Panzer Sturm executes a faceslam. Panzer Sturm goes for a spinebuster slam, but Sandman counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. In turn, Panzer Sturm counters it with a side suplex. Panzer Sturm takes him down with a full nelson. Sandman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Sandman executes a bearhug. Panzer Sturm reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Panzer Sturm nails him with a side suplex. Panzer Sturm goes for an earringer, but Sandman counters it with a backdrop. Sandman runs into the ropes. Fraulein Domina trips Sandman. Earl Hebner warns Fraulein Domina. Earl Hebner is back on the job.) MS: Excuse me? A warning? This is the second time that she has made an attempt to interfere in this match and all she gets is a warning? Disqualify Panzer already! P: Hey, don't be so harsh. Panzer is punished enough. MS: What do you mean? P: He's the one who actually has to go home with Fraulein. MS: Good point. (Sandman goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Panzer Sturm counters it with a duck-down move. Panzer Sturm whips Sandman into the ropes. Panzer Sturm goes for an abdominal stretch, but Sandman counters it with a hiptoss. Sandman takes him down with a short clothesline. Sandman nails him with a bearhug. Panzer Sturm reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Sandman catches him in an inside cradle. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Sandman nails him with a jack-knife power bomb. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes...) MS: No! No! No! The number is THREE, Hebner! He's worse than Gangsta at numbers for chrissakes! (Panzer Sturm takes him down with a German suplex. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes... Panzer Sturm takes him down with a spinebuster slam. Earl Hebner counts: One, kickout. Panzer Sturm nails him with a jawbreaker. Panzer Sturm goes for a clawhold, but Sandman blocks it. Sandman takes him down with a small package. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Sandman whips Panzer Sturm into the ropes. Panzer Sturm executes an abdominal stretch. Sandman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Panzer Sturm nails him with a sleeperhold. Sandman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.) P: He can't do that! He can NOT... I repeat... NOT execute a sleeper on Sandman. It's sacrilegious. MS: That's what's wrong with these young hippie punks coming into the SWF today. They can't even have an original move. What is the world coming to when a man's signature move is stolen from him? P: With these punks it's always take, take, take... all for me and none for you. Well... (Pagan stands up from his seat and and stomps his foot.) P: WHAT ABOUT ME??? WHAT ABOUT PAGAN??? MS: What about you? P: Huh? Oh.... uhm... I'll be sitting back down now. (Panzer Sturm executes a side suplex. Panzer Sturm executes a stomp. Panzer Sturm goes for a clawhold, but Sandman blocks it. Sandman executes a powerslam. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Sandman complains about a slow count. Sandman goes for an inside cradle, but Panzer Sturm blocks it. Panzer Sturm executes a side suplex. Sandman goes for a neck snap, but Panzer Sturm blocks it. Panzer Sturm goes for a sleeperhold, but Sandman counters it with a jawbreaker. Sandman whips Panzer Sturm into the ropes, but Panzer Sturm reverses it. Sandman goes for a flying clothesline, but Panzer Sturm counters it with a duck-down move. Panzer Sturm goes for a bodyslam, but Sandman counters it with a small package. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sandman throws Panzer Sturm out of the ring. Sandman goes through the ropes.) MS: Why is Sandy choosing to toy with Panzer so much? He should have wrapped this fight up ten minutes ago. Come on, Sandman... get your groove on. P: Get your what? MS: You know... groove. P: Yeah, I guess you would know all about that huh? MS: What in the hell are you talking about? P: Getting your groove on up in Frenck's office. MS: Okay, that's it! You son of a bitch! I'm just gonna f[beep]ing kill you if you don't shut up about that! P: What? All I said was... MS: I know what you said! P: I know you know. MS: What do I have to do? Get Jones to find some 18 year old bimbo in the audience and just throw her down on the table right here and now? Now, what's going on in the match? P: Sandman has taken things to the outside which basically is a bad thing since the outside is Sandman's territory. And as you can see, Sandman definitely has his groove on. MS: Shut up, Pagan! (Sandman knocks Panzer Sturm into the ringsteps. Fraulein Domina comes from behind and distracts Sandman. Panzer Sturm executes a bodyslam. They're brawling on the floor. Sandman takes him down with a football tackle. Sandman knocks Panzer Sturm into the ringsteps. Fraulein Domina comes from behind and distracts Sandman. Panzer Sturm takes him down with a jawbreaker. Panzer Sturm whips Sandman into the guardrail.) MS: Yet again we see Fraulein involve herself not once but twice. This is bulls[beep]. If Mr. Jones just simply placed his hand on the ring apron to rest, the ref would have called for a disqualification right then and there. P: Hey, I wonder if we can get the crowd into a Panzer sucks chant? MS: Doubtful, but we probably could get them into a Fraulein blows chant. (Fraulein Domina comes from behind and distracts Sandman. Fraulein Domina comes from behind and distracts Sandman. They're brawling on the floor. Sandman goes for a Frankensteiner, but Panzer Sturm counters it with a power bomb. They're brawling on the floor. Sandman goes for a football tackle, but Panzer Sturm counters it with a side step. Panzer Sturm reenters the ring. Sandman follows him back in.) P: Back into the ring they go. This should just give Sandy a chance to cover him and get the three count now. MS: Well, taking it back into the ring is a bad move for Panzer since the inside ring area is Sandman's territory. Has Sandman even tried to lock on a sleeperhold in this match? P: I don't know. I haven't watched much of it really. Too busy arguing with you. (Panzer Sturm whips Sandman into the turnbuckle, but Sandman reverses it. Panzer Sturm comes back and rocks Sandman with an elbow. Panzer Sturm executes the Blitzkrieg and goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes... Sandman nails him with a football tackle. Sandman executes the Sleeperhold.) P: Goodnight sweetheart. MS: Chalk another one up for the C-O-P. P: Suck a little more on the bong and call it beat. MS: Thank you ladies and gentlemen... please drive safely. (Panzer Sturm submits after 5 seconds.) MS: Was there ever any doubt? Sandman is the winner... and the Toughman Champion. P: Panzer is once again defeated... thus sending him back home where he must watch as his family turn their backs on him. What a disgrace! What a failure! What a miserable stinking nobody! You, Mr. Sturm, are a bonafide LOSER! EH: The winner in a time match of 13 minutes and 46 seconds The Toughman Champion of the SWF The Sandman. MS: The crowd is screaming so loud you can hardly here yourself think. I don't know about you Pagan but I am going to get out of here before the crowd starts. Let's grab Sandy and go. [As Shhh and Pagan leave Phoenix and Shade enter the booth.] SP: Well it's been a great night for wrestling. A special thanks goes to Mayor White and the people of Cleveland for making this a visit. Hope we can get back here soon. And just think this was just a warm up for Saturday's PPV. NS: Remember if you can't be at the arena your can watch is live by ordering it from your local cable company for only $29.95. SP: With the fireworks exploding and the crowd leaving Shade and I bid farewell. Good Fight, Good Night.