---------------------------- Supream Wrestling Federation Around the World --------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Brett Reynolds hits Kieran Hawke with a bodyslam. Brett Reynolds attempts to place Kieran Hawke on the turnbuckle, but Kieran Hawke blocks it. Brett Reynolds hits a jumping DDT on Kieran Hawke. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brett Reynolds. Brett Reynolds goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Kieran Hawke blocks it. Kieran Hawke chops Brett Reynolds. The crowd is giving Kieran Hawke a standing ovation. Brett Reynolds kicks Kieran Hawke. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Brett Reynolds kicks Kieran Hawke. The crowd erupts.] JS: I think we need riot police. MP: No we don't. I have it all planned out. The crowd will jump all over Reynolds, therefore suffocating him. When the police come and remove the people, Kieran will get the easy victory. JS: Your logic astounds me. [Kieran Hawke chops Brett Reynolds. The crowd erupts. Brett Reynolds chops Kieran Hawke. Brett Reynolds chops Kieran Hawke. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brett Reynolds. Brett Reynolds chops Kieran Hawke. Brett Reynolds nails Kieran Hawke with a bodyslam. Brett Reynolds uses a jumping DDT on Kieran Hawke. Brett Reynolds places Kieran Hawke on the turnbuckle. Brett Reynolds executes the Sexyplex on Kieran Hawke. Brett Reynolds goes for the pin. Steve Lanier counts: One, two, three. The crowd erupts.] JS: Reynolds WINS! And, in the famous words of my colleague, Mr. Prefect - Reynolds is simply Prefect. MP: It's 'perfect,' you idiot. RA: The winner is Brett Reynolds!! In a time of match: 7:26! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- MJ: Those were scenes from St. Valentines Massacre. DL: ATW is next! --------------------------------------------------- [The shot opens in s park. There are many kids playing. The sky is blue and the grass is a dark green. Suddenly the scrren gose up in flames. When thr flames die down there is now a wrestling ring inside of an Arena. Wrestlers come from all over, the stands, the entrance way and all enter the ring. HardRock, Doug Bacon, Axel Mate, Rock 'n Role Animal and Moon Dog Gator are some of the wrestlers there. HardRock starts fighting with Moon Dog, Rock 'n Role Animal with Doug Bacon. The ring explodes and the shot cuts to inside the arena. There are thousands of fans screaming their lungs out. The shot cuts to a little kid on his father's shoulders holding up a sign saying "SWF rules." The camera pans around the arena and shows signs such as "Fly like a Hawke," "T.w.O 4 life!" and "Trinity is a religion." The shot cut's to Dax Lemming and Mark Patch in their brodcast booth.] MJ: Welcome everyone, to Around the World! I'm Mike Janiack, and this is my brodcast colleague Dax Lemming. DL: Hey, hey. MJ: We have a "knock out" line-up for you tonight. And in every match there will be a member of the T.w.O wrestling. DL: Joy. What a privilage. MJ: In our first match we have the new commer Flash against the T.w.O's Cpl. Punishment. I think Donald Aron is ready in the ring... ["Is There A Heaven For A Gangsta" by Master P blares. The crowd pops.] DL: WHAT? MJ: It's the O.G! [The O.G and Mr. Bone Breaker walk down the ile and into the ring.] MJ: Let's see what he is going to say. The O.G. :Hey hey,calm that down. Now before you fans are entertained by the mighty Flash and the master of discipline.... MJo: Are you talking about Corporal Punishment... The O.G.: But of course. Like I was saying,before the match gets started I would just like to say a few words. Would you like to hear me say a few words??? [The crowd is now deafening as The O.G. enters the ring.] The O.G.: Now first of all,I want to talk about my career here in the SWF. Now as you all know,I'm eight nine and one or maybe its two. Now,here in the SWF,that's not enough to get you a title shot,much less one at a pay per view. But that's what I want. I want a title shot at one of the belts at our next pay per view,the Ides of March!!! [The crowd erupts once again] The O.G.: Now to do that,I gotta get off my ass,oooh,I love live t.v. Hey Mr.Frenck,don't fine me,cause you know your ratings are as high as the sky right now. HA HA HA HA HA!!!! But getting back to business,like I was saying,I gotta wrestle. And not jobbers but superstars. But as I look at the upcoming cards,let's see,tonight's full as mr.Frenck and his corporate buddies bring you "ROOKIE NIGHT". That's right,the SWF newest wrestlers against the mighty T.w.O. But then we have Slaughterhouse,a card which looks pretty good,but its full!!! But don't worry,I'll be there to cheer on my little bro and the Big Man,Hexx!!! [The crowd then starts to chant O.G.,O.G.] The O.G.: You guys are really too kind. HA HA HA!!! Now we're at Triumphant Teusday,a card that's awfully full,and I don't know if I'm worthy of an interview with The Sportin' Fool yet,so I won't be there. Now that brings us to next weeks ATW,now that card is open. But who can I wrestle. How bout an SWF legend,the greatest wrestler to step into an SWF ring,how bout the great Doug Bacon??? [The crowd is now on its feet cheering] The O.G.: I take it you wanna see that match!!! Well,we'll give it to you. Next week right here,I will lock horns with the great Doug Bacon. Get you tickets now!!! Flash,you have entered the SWF and into the longest and most annoying feud that this fed has ever had,but now,you're right in the middle of it. Welcome,and if you think losing to C.P. was embarassing,then stay tuned cause there's a lot more coming!!! Mr.Bone Breaker: You know the deli..."If you ain't a GANGSTA,then you're a victim!!! ["Is There A Heaven For A Gangsta" by Master P blares as The O.G and Mr. Bone Breaker walk away.] DA: Introducing first, ["Head Like a Hole" by Nine Inch Nails blares.] from Quantico, VA. standing 6' 6" and weighing 320lbs... Cpl. Punishment! [Cpl. Punishment walk slowly to the ring. The crowd gives a mixed reaction.] DL: Uh... I don't think I heard right because it seems that the T.w.O got a... 'good' reaction. MJ: I know, what has this world come to? DA: And his opponent., from Dertroit, MI ["Flash" by Queen starts ti play] weighing 294 lbs and standing 6' 6" tall, he is the one they call... FLASH! [Fireworks go off but flash doesn't come out.] DL: I think someone should tell this guy that he is supposed to come to the ring when he is supposed to wrestle. MJ: He he. He's a rookie. Wasit a minute, we have word that Flash is backstage. I beleive that we a camera backstage. [Into a locker room where Flash is seen jerking a jacket away from "Too Sexy" Brett Reynolds.] Flash: No! It's mine! I'm f[beep]in serious here you f[beep]in son of a bitch! Give me my damn jacket! [Reynolds pulls the jacket away and points to his name which is clearly written on the back. Flash gives him the finger and pushes the camera out of the way as he crosses the hall into another dressing room where Gods Tears is in the shower. Flash tiptoes in and swipes the Toughman belt off of the bench. As he begins to walk out, a beer bottle is tossed from the shower and lands right in the middle of Flash's back. Flash turns around and drops the Toughman belt.] Flash: Well f[beep] you too! I won that belt fair and square! I fought through 12 f[beep]in men to claim that title! Who did you beat? That's what I thought! Always trying to steal the glory away! It's been like this since you followed me here to the SWF! Motherf[beep]er. [Flash looks over as the Thugz enter the room.] Flash: What the hell are you lookin at??? [C-Murder and Shocker grab Flash by his arms and escort him into the hallway.] C-Murder: You got a match goin on. [Flash shrugs] Flash: My contract had a f[beep]in stipulation that said I didn't have to put up with this bulls[beep]. Shocker: What? Flash: Matches! There was nothing in the contract that talked about f[beep]in matches! Well, well, well. If Brain Frenckle wants me to wrestle a match, it will be under my terms. [Flash turns towards the entrance and finally enters the arena. As he steps ringside, he begins throwing chairs into the ring. After throwing about six chairs in, Flash climbs up and takes the microphone into hand.] Flash: This match will be contested under Flash rules. No disqual...... [An SWF official steps in and grabs the microphone away from Flash.] SWF Official: Wrong. This match is contested under SWF rules. Either you follow them, or you can take a walk. [Flash shrugs his shoulders and begins tossing each chair one-by-one back into the audience. The official grabs Flash by the shoulder and spins him around.] Flash: WHAT? SWF Official: If you continue to endanger the wellbeing of the fans of the SWF, we will be forced to not only call this match in favor of Cpl. Punishment, but your contract will be terminated right here in the middle of the ring tonight. Flash: So sue me! Just trying to help out! MJ: I belive the match will start now. DL: I hope so. [They lock up. Flash throws Cpl. Punishment out of the ring. Sam Walken counts: one, two, three, four, Cpl. Punishment reenters the ring. Flash runs into the ropes. Cpl. Punishment misses with an elbow. Flash misses with an elbow. Cpl. Punishment hits Flash with an elbow. Cpl. Punishment hits Flash with a Samoan Drop. The crowd is responding to Cpl. Punishment.] DL: My oh my. The fans LIKE Cpl. Punishment. MJ: I know we're on T.V but... ewwwwwwww! DL: Anyone got a barf bag? [Cpl. Punishment hits a jawbreaker on Flash. Cpl. Punishment is going for the pin. Sam Walken counts: One, two, kickout. Cpl. Punishment throws Flash out of the ring. Sam Walken counts: one, two, three, four, five, Flash reenters the ring. Cpl. Punishment hits Flash with a kick to the head. Cpl. Punishment goes for a ropeburn, but Flash blocks it. Flash hits a thrust kick to the head on Cpl. Punishment. There are lots of chants for Flash.] DL & MJ: HUH!? MJ: This crowd is a little strange. DL: Ohhhhh yea! [Flash whips Cpl. Punishment into the ropes, but Cpl. Punishment reverses it. Cpl. Punishment hits Flash with a clothesline. Flash falls out of the ring. Sam Walken counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Flash reenters the ring.] MJ: Flash was just three counts away of being counted out. DL: Yo, Mike, let's review all the new guys we see here tonight. MJ: Why not. [Cpl. Punishment catches Flash in a standing wristlock. Flash breaks the hold after 17 seconds. Flash hits Cpl. Punishment with a tiger driver. Sam Walken counts: One, two, kickout. There are lots of chants for Flash. Flash climbs onto the turnbuckle and gives the crowd a crotch chop. There are lots of chants for Flash. Flash whips Cpl. Punishment into the turnbuckle. Flash runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Cpl. Punishment moves out of the way. Cpl. Punishment chops Flash. Cpl. Punishment punches Flash.] DL: Dat's gonna leave one of those marks. MJ: Hehehe, you funny. DL: NOOOOO! We have no seriouse person here! AHHHH! [Cpl. Punishment whips Flash into the ropes. Flash goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Cpl. Punishment counters it with a duck-down move. Cpl. Punishment punches Flash. The crowd is behind Cpl. Punishment all the way. Cpl. Punishment punches Flash. Cpl. Punishment goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Flash counters it with a backdrop. Flash catches Cpl. Punishment in a chinlock deathlock submission. Cpl. Punishment reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Flash hits Cpl. Punishment with a dropkick to the knee. Flash hits a stomp on Cpl. Punishment. Flash hits a tiger suplex on Cpl. Punishment. Sam Walken counts: One, two, shoulder up.] MJ: Cpl. Punishment barely gets his shoulder up that time. Flash is looking pretty 'flashy' his first time wrestling in the SWF. DL: 'twas a pun. Not a good pun, but a pun. MJ: Grr... [There are lots of chants for Flash. Flash climbs onto the turnbuckle and gives the crowd a crotch chop. There are lots of chants for Flash. [Flash whips Cpl. Punishment into the turnbuckle, but Cpl. Punishment reverses it. Cpl. Punishment runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Flash moves out of the way. Flash whips Cpl. Punishment into the ropes, but Cpl. Punishment reverses it. Flash misses with a shoulderblock. Cpl. Punishment executes a dropkick on Flash. Cpl. Punishment throws Flash out of the ring. Cpl. Punishment goes through the ropes. Cpl. Punishment whips Flash into the guardrail. Sam Walken counts: 1. Cpl. Punishment takes Flash down with a moonsault bodyblock. Sam Walken counts: 2. Higgins comes from behind, but Cpl. Punishment nails Higgins.] DL: HA! What a stupid goof! Higgins wanted to sneek up on Cpl. Punishment and gets decked! MJ: Uhh, yes. Real, uhh.. funny. I guess. [They're brawling inside the ring area. Sam Walken counts: 3. Sam Walken counts: 4. Flash reenters the ring.] MJ: You nitice how these fights outside only take about 4 seconds? DL: yea, but that's because the ref is counting like this... 1....23456789....2....23456789 and so on and so forth. MJ: You know all about slow counting don't you Dax? DL: [crying] yes. I know a whole lot. [Cpl. Punishment follows him back in. Flash executes a reverse neckbreaker on Cpl. Punishment. The crowd is cheering on Flash. Flash hits a low blow on Cpl. Punishment. Flash executes a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Cpl. Punishment. The crowd is really behind Flash. Flash is going for the pin. Sam Walken counts: One, two, kickout. Flash complains about a slow count. Cpl. Punishment hits Flash with an inside cradle. Sam Walken counts: One, two, shoulder up.] MJ: Nice inside cradle, but not enough to put Flash away. DL: Uhh, he's Cpl. Punishment! He can't put his luch away! MJ: Good point. [Cpl. Punishment whips Flash into the ropes. Cpl. Punishment hits Flash with a shoulderblock. Cpl. Punishment executes the Stinger Splash on Flash. Cpl. Punishment whips Flash into the ropes. Flash hits a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Cpl. Punishment. Flash whips Cpl. Punishment into the ropes, but Cpl. Punishment reverses it. Cpl. Punishment hits Flash with a kick. Cpl. Punishment uses a ropeburn on Flash. Cpl. Punishment takes Flash down with an enzuigiri. The chants for Cpl. Punishment are deafening. Cpl. Punishment nails Flash with a flying fistdrop. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Cpl. Punishment uses a jumping DDT on Flash.] MJ: An amazing DDT executed by Cpl. Punishment! DL: Sheesh. Mama, if you're watching. Show these fine people what you can do. MJ: Just a few words... dogs, chemistry set abd some ooze. DL: Damn you. You stupid matha fu... MJ: BEEP BEEP BEEP! DL: Stop making those beep sounds Mike. [Cpl. Punishment goes for a splash, but Flash counters it with a roll away. Flash hits Cpl. Punishment with a jawbreaker. Flash is going for the pin. Sam Walken counts: One, two, shoulder up. Flash goes for a backbreaker, but Cpl. Punishment blocks it. Cpl. Punishment runs into the ropes. Cpl. Punishment misses with a kick. Flash hits Cpl. Punishment with a backdrop. Flash hits Cpl. Punishment with a jawbreaker. Flash is going for the pin. Sam Walken counts: One, two, shoulder up.] MJ: I thought for sure that it was over. DL: It isn't over until the fat lady sings. MJ: Meaning any member of your family. DL: TWICE? TWICE IN ONE NIGHT! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?!?!?! [Flash runs into the ropes. Flash hits Cpl. Punishment with a reverse neckbreaker. Flash nails Cpl. Punishment with a punch. Cpl. Punishment goes for a ropeburn, but Flash blocks it. Flash hits Cpl. Punishment with a low blow. Flash hits Cpl. Punishment with a punch. Flash whips Cpl. Punishment into the ropes. Flash nails Cpl. Punishment with a clothesline. Flash gets a chinlock deathlock submission on Cpl. Punishment. Cpl. Punishment is struggling to reach the ropes.] DL: Will stuid Punishment reach the ropes? MJ: We'll have to find out... [Cpl. Punishment reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Flash takes Cpl. Punishment down with a thrust kick to the head. Flash is going for the pin. Sam Walken counts: One, two, shoulder up. Flash uses a jumping neck snap on Cpl. Punishment. Flash has the crowd going wild. Flash hits Cpl. Punishment with a stomp.] DL: Damn. He reached the ropes. MJ: Yes. Flash is killing him. [Cpl. Punishment hits a kick to the head on Flash. Cpl. Punishment hits Flash with a jawbreaker. Flash executes a thrust kick to the head on Cpl. Punishment. Flash uses a choke slam on Cpl. Punishment. Flash hits a reverse neckbreaker on Cpl. Punishment. Flash hits Cpl. Punishment with a tilt-a-whirl suplex. The chants for Flash are deafening. Flash is going for the pin. Sam Walken counts: One, two, shoulder up. Cpl. Punishment uses a jumping DDT on Flash. Cpl. Punishment executes a moonsault bodyblock on Flash. Sam Walken counts: One, two, kickout.] DL: Few. A shoulder up. [The crowd is giving Cpl. Punishment a standing ovation. Cpl. Punishment uses a flying clothesline on Flash. The crowd erupts. Cpl. Punishment goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Flash blocks it. Flash punches Cpl. Punishment.] MJ: that was a fist! DL: Point being? MJ: Fists are illeagle. DL: Not in my world, brah. MJ: Yes. Your own little, very little world. DL: Smaller then an aunt! [Cpl. Punishment kicks Flash. Cpl. Punishment chops Flash. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Flash hits Cpl. Punishment. The crowd is going crazy. Flash chops Cpl. Punishment. The crowd is going crazy. Cpl. Punishment chops Flash. Cpl. Punishment whips Flash into the ropes, but Flash reverses it. Cpl. Punishment hits Flash with an elbow. Cpl. Punishment is going for the pin. Sam Walken counts: One, two, kickout. Cpl. Punishment uses a jumping neck snap on Flash.] DL: My evaluation on Flash so far, COOOOL! MJ: He has flashy lights. DL: Watch the match Mike. I don't want to keep reminding you. [The crowd is on its feet cheering for Cpl. Punishment. Cpl. Punishment goes for a ropeburn, but Flash blocks it. Flash executes a punch on Cpl. Punishment. Flash whips Cpl. Punishment into the ropes. Flash goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Cpl. Punishment blocks it. Cpl. Punishment uses a power bomb on Flash. Sam Walken counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd erupts. Cpl. Punishment hits Flash. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Flash kicks Cpl. Punishment. Flash has the crowd going wild. Flash punches Cpl. Punishment. Flash has the crowd going wild. Cpl. Punishment hits Flash. The crowd erupts. Cpl. Punishment hits Flash. Cpl. Punishment hits a fisherman suplex on Flash. Sam Walken counts: One, two, shoulder up. The crowd is going into a frenzy.] MJ: The crowd seemed to really like that. DL: Wah? I wasn't watching. My monitor turned off. What's wrong? MJ: Plug it in you moron. DL: Plug it in, plug it in. [Cpl. Punishment runs into the ropes. Flash hits Cpl. Punishment with a shoulderblock. Flash goes for a tiger driver, but Cpl. Punishment blocks it. Cpl. Punishment whips Flash into the ropes. Flash misses with a kick. Flash misses with an elbow. Cpl. Punishment goes for a spinebuster slam, but Flash counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. Flash has the crowd going wild. Cpl. Punishment takes the Army Helmet and uses it on him.] MJ: He nailed Flash with that Army Helmet! DL: Flash it out! [The chants for Cpl. Punishment are deafening. He goes for the pin. Sam Walken counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.] MJ: Not quite. DL: He kicked out!? [Cpl. Punishment executes a power bomb on Flash. Sam Walken counts: One, two, thr... kickout. The crowd is behind Cpl. Punishment all the way.] MJ: Another close pin by Cpl. Punishment. [Cpl. Punishment takes Flash down with a Samoan Drop. Cpl. Punishment goes for a spinebuster slam, but Flash counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd is giving Flash a standing ovation. Flash is going for the pin. Sam Walken counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Flash executes the Miracle on Cpl. Punishment. The chants for Flash are deafening.] DL: It's a miracle! MJ: You mean THE Miracle. DL: Whatever [Flash goes for the pin. Sam Walken counts: One, two, three. The crowd is giving Flash a standing ovation.] MJ: He did it! DL: The winner is Flash. Time of match: 0:13:13 MJ: My evaluation on flash. Excelent wrestler. He will go far. [Equlizer comes running down to ring side.] MJ: What's this? DL: EQUALIZER'S HERE! FACE PLANT TIME!! [Equalizer roles into the ring and levels Cpl. Punishment. Then he executes the Face Plant on Cpl. Punishment.] DL: YES! [Equalizer motions for the Mic.] Equalizer: You, Punishment. This is just a message from Trinity. WE are the MAIN stable here in the SWF. And we ain't gonna take any more of your crap! Trinity runs the SWF, and there is no way that you, or any of the T.w.O is going to take it over! [Equalizer throws down the mic and executes the Face Plant one more time.] DL: Ahh. This is the best. ["Electric Chair" by Prince blares and Equalizer walks back to the locker room.] MJ: Well, that was interesting. Trinity was... I guess declaring 'war' on the T.w.O. DL: Didn't you hear? Trinity OWNES the SWF. And the idiotic T.w.O isn't going to take it over. MJ: Well, we have to get Cpl. Punishment out of the ring. When we're back we'll have Panzer Sturm face Monster Mark. -------------------- Commercial ------------------- MJ: We're back. Both men are already in the ring. [They lock up. Monster Mark goes for an avalanche, but Panzer Sturm counters it with a side step. Panzer Sturm puts Monster Mark in a grapevine. Monster Mark reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Panzer Sturm runs into the ropes. Panzer Sturm puts Monster Mark in an abdominal stretch. Monster Mark is inching his way towards the ropes. Panzer Sturm lets go after 13 seconds.] DL: Sturm let go before Monster Mark could get to the ropes. What was he thinking? MJ: Dax, do you speak any German? DL: Oh sure. Guden Tag. MJ: Huh? [Panzer Sturm executes an elbowsmash on Monster Mark. Panzer Sturm uses a jawbreaker on Monster Mark. Panzer Sturm goes for a ropeburn, but Monster Mark blocks it. Monster Mark runs into the ropes. Panzer Sturm misses with a kick. Panzer Sturm hits Monster Mark with a clothesline. Panzer Sturm puts Monster Mark in a clawhold. Monster Mark reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.] DL: At least Panzer Sturm let Monster Mark get to the ropes instead of letting him go. MJ: A better move indeed. [Panzer Sturm locks Monster Mark in a full nelson. Monster Mark reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Panzer Sturm hits a forearm to the back on Monster Mark. Panzer Sturm takes Monster Mark down with a knee to the back. Panzer Sturm executes a Northern Lights suplex on Monster Mark. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, shoulder up. Panzer Sturm hits a Northern Lights suplex on Monster Mark. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout.] MJ: What a suplex! Monster Mark of the T.w.O just barely kicked out! [The crowd is really behind Panzer Sturm. Panzer Sturm takes Monster Mark down with a bodyslam. Panzer Sturm goes for the Blitzkrieg, but Monster Mark counters it with a backdrop. Monster Mark goes for a cobra clutch, but Panzer Sturm counters it with an armdrag takedown. Panzer Sturm punches Monster Mark. Panzer Sturm is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Panzer Sturm hits Monster Mark. Monster Mark hits Panzer Sturm. Panzer Sturm punches Monster Mark. A small "Panzer Sturm" chant is being started. Panzer Sturm chops Monster Mark.] MJ: We're staring a little brawl here. DL: Now this is what I wanna see. [The crowd is cheering on Panzer Sturm. Panzer Sturm hits a backbreaker on Monster Mark. The crowd is really behind Panzer Sturm. Monster Mark goes for a full nelson, but Panzer Sturm blocks it. Panzer Sturm hits Monster Mark with a German suplex. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.] MJ: He kicked out! DL: T.w.O! T.w.O! MJ: Turncoat. DL: Aww Shadup! [Panzer Sturm hits Monster Mark with a Northern Lights suplex. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout. There are lots of chants for Panzer Sturm. Panzer Sturm attemps to place Monster Mark on the turnbuckle, but Monster Mark blocks it. Panzer Sturm takes Monster Mark down with a headbutt. Panzer Sturm is going for the pin. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout. Panzer Sturm nails Monster Mark with an earringer. Panzer Sturm executes an earringer on Monster Mark. Panzer Sturm whips Monster Mark into the ropes. Panzer Sturm hits Monster Mark with a shoulderblock. Panzer Sturm nails Monster Mark with a bulldog headlock. Panzer Sturm throws Monster Mark out of the ring. Peter Campbell counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Monster Mark reenters the ring.] DL: Finally Marky Mark gets back into the ring. [Panzer Sturm executes a knee to the back on Monster Mark. Panzer Sturm hits Monster Mark. Panzer Sturm has the crowd going wild. Monster Mark kicks Panzer Sturm. There are lots of chants for Monster Mark. Monster Mark goes for a kick to the midsection, but Panzer Sturm blocks it.] DL: To me, that looked likeit would have gone a little lower then the midsection. If you know what I mean. MJ: I know. I know. [Panzer Sturm whips Monster Mark into the ropes, but Monster Mark reverses it. Monster Mark catches Panzer Sturm in a sleeperhold. Panzer Sturm tries to escape the hold. Monster Mark lets go after 13 seconds. Monster Mark throws Panzer Sturm out of the ring. Monster Mark goes through the ropes. Monster Mark whips Panzer Sturm into the guardrail. Monster Mark throws Panzer Sturm back into the ring.] MJ: Panzer Sturm through Monster Mark into the guardrail and back into the ring. DL: That has to be the worst out of ring experiance of my life. [Monster Mark runs into the ropes. Panzer Sturm misses with a clothesline. Panzer Sturm hits Monster Mark with a kick. Panzer Sturm hits a bulldog headlock on Monster Mark. Monster Mark takes Panzer Sturm down with a swinging neckbreaker. Monster Mark goes for the Monster Mash, but Panzer Sturm counters it with a roll away. Panzer Sturm whips Monster Mark into the ropes. Panzer Sturm misses with an elbow. Panzer Sturm gets an abdominal stretch on Monster Mark. Monster Mark tries to escape the hold. Monster Mark is valiantly trying to break the hold. Monster Mark reaches the ropes after being trapped for 20 seconds.] DL: Monster Mark JUST got out of the hold. MJ: He was screaming like aa baby. [Panzer Sturm locks Monster Mark in a clawhold. Monster Mark reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Panzer Sturm executes the Blitzkrieg on Monster Mark. The crowd erupts. Panzer Sturm goes for the pin. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, three. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Panzer Sturm.] MJ: It's over! DL: Panzer Sturm wins! DA: The winner is Panzer Sturm. In a time of 7:05. ["Drug against War" by KMFDM starts to play as Panzer Sturm walks away.] MJ: That was great match. And again the T.w.O fails to gain a victory. DL: I know, they suck! MJ: But just a few minutes ago... never mind. Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be back! ----------- Commercial ----------- MJ: We're back and we're ready for our next match. ["Head Like a Hole" by Nine Inch Nails blares.] DA: Introducing first, representing the T.w.O, from somewhere in time, wieghing 250lbs and standing 6' 4"... TIME WARP! [Time Warp walk dows to the ring to a corouse a boos.] DL: BOOOOO! BOOOOO! DA: And his opponent.... [Before Donald Aron can finish what he was saying Brian McKay runs into the ring.] [Brian McKay throws Time Warp out of the ring. Brian McKay goes through the ropes. Brian McKay hits a punch on Time Warp. Peter Campbell counts: 1. They're brawling inside the ring area. Peter Campbell counts: 2. Peter Campbell counts: 3. Brian McKay whips Time Warp into the guardrail. Brian McKay whips Time Warp into the guardrail. Brian McKay reenters the ring.] DL: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel. That was an abrubt entrance. He didn;t even let his music play. MJ: These SWF wrestlers ey. They are just so eiger ey? [Time Warp follows him back in. Brian McKay throws Time Warp out of the ring. Brian McKay goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Peter Campbell counts: 1. Brian McKay whips Time Warp into the guardrail. Brian McKay uses a swinging neckbreaker on Time Warp.] MJ: Devastating swinging neckbreaker by Brian McKay. [Brian McKay reenters the ring. Time Warp follows him back in. Brian McKay nails Time Warp with a roundhouse right. Brian McKay whips Time Warp into the turnbuckle, but Time Warp reverses it. Time Warp throws Brian McKay out of the ring. Time Warp goes through the ropes. Time Warp nails Brian McKay with an Asai moonsault. Peter Campbell counts: 1. Time Warp knocks Brian McKay into the ringsteps. Time Warp executes the Time Machine on Brian McKay on the concrete floor. A small "Time Warp" chant is being started. Brian McKay is out cold. A small "Time Warp" chant is being started. Peter Campbell counts: 2. Time Warp executes the Time Machine on Brian McKay on the concrete floor.] MJ: THE TIME MACHINE OF BRIAN MCKAY! DL: OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! [A small "Time Warp" chant is being started. Peter Campbell counts: 3. Time Warp reenters the ring. Brian McKay follows him back in. Time Warp goes for an octopus hold, but Brian McKay counters it with a hiptoss. In turn, Time Warp counters it with a facerake. Time Warp hits Brian McKay with a diving shoulderblock. The crowd is cheering on Time Warp. Time Warp places Brian McKay on the turnbuckle. Time Warp hits Brian McKay with a double underhook superplex. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout. Time Warp nails Brian McKay with a short clothesline. Time Warp nails Brian McKay with a flying somersault headbutt. The crowd is cheering on Time Warp.] MJ: This match seems to be going in the T.w.O's favour. DL: Aww, figle crackers. MJ: Huh? DL: It's an expression. [Time Warp hits a jumping elbow thrust on Brian McKay. The crowd is cheering on Time Warp. Time Warp executes a chop on Brian McKay. Time Warp chops Brian McKay. The crowd is really behind Time Warp. Time Warp punches Brian McKay. Time Warp whips Brian McKay into the ropes. Brian McKay hits a lariat on Time Warp. Brian McKay throws Time Warp out of the ring.] DL: He he. McKay nailed Time Warp! [Brian McKay goes through the ropes. Brian McKay hits a lariat on Time Warp. Peter Campbell counts: 1. Brian McKay hits a Hotshot on Time Warp. Peter Campbell counts: 2. Brian McKay whips Time Warp into the guardrail. Brian McKay reenters the ring. Time Warp follows him back in. Brian McKay hits a slingshot legdrop on Time Warp. Brian McKay is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Brian McKay goes for a bodyslam, but Time Warp counters it with a small package. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, in the ropes...] MJ: McKay was lucky that he was neat the ropes. [Time Warp whips Brian McKay into the ropes, but Brian McKay reverses it. Time Warp takes Brian McKay down with an enzuigiri. Time Warp is going for the pin. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Time Warp nails Brian McKay with a Frankensteiner. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, thr... kickout.] MJ: Two realy close pins by Time Warp and two really close kickouts by Brian McKay. DL: Go McKay! [Time Warp nails Brian McKay with a flying somersault headbutt. Brian McKay goes for a double underhook suplex, but Time Warp blocks it. Time Warp runs into the ropes. Time Warp hits Brian McKay with a knee to the back. Time Warp takes Brian McKay down with a knee to the back. Time Warp places Brian McKay on the turnbuckle. Time Warp hits a superplex on Brian McKay. Time Warp is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Time Warp whips Brian McKay into the turnbuckle, but Brian McKay reverses it. Brian McKay charges into the corner. Brian McKay whips Time Warp into the ropes. Time Warp nails Brian McKay with a chop.] MJ: A huge chop on McKay. DL: Ouchy! Times three even! [Time Warp runs into the ropes. Time Warp uses a chop on Brian McKay. Time Warp nails Brian McKay with a diving shoulderblock. Time Warp is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Time Warp executes a fistdrop on Brian McKay. Time Warp takes Brian McKay down with a dropkick to the knee. Time Warp goes for a Boston crab, but Brian McKay blocks it. Brian McKay chops Time Warp. There are lots of chants for Brian McKay. Brian McKay kicks Time Warp. Brian McKay has the crowd going wild. Brian McKay kicks Time Warp. There are lots of chants for Brian McKay. Time Warp chops Brian McKay. Brian McKay punches Time Warp. There are lots of chants for Brian McKay. Time Warp kicks Brian McKay. Brian McKay punches Time Warp. The crowd is going crazy.] MJ: The crowd is going mad! DL: They're maniacks I tells ya! MANICAKS! [Time Warp punches Brian McKay. Time Warp whips Brian McKay into the ropes. Time Warp hits Brian McKay with a shoulderblock. Time Warp nails Brian McKay with leg scissors. Time Warp takes Brian McKay down with a knee to the back. Time Warp runs into the ropes. Time Warp hits Brian McKay with a shoulderblock. Time Warp executes a chop on Brian McKay. Time Warp kicks Brian McKay. There are lots of chants for Time Warp. Time Warp hits Brian McKay. Time Warp is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Time Warp hits Brian McKay.] DL: The SWF crowds are real screwed up. They keep on cheering for different people. [The crowd is cheering on Time Warp. Brian McKay punches Time Warp. There are lots of chants for Brian McKay. Brian McKay punches Time Warp. Time Warp hits Brian McKay. The crowd is cheering on Time Warp. Time Warp chops Brian McKay. Brian McKay kicks Time Warp. Brian McKay executes a swinging neckbreaker on Time Warp. The crowd is going crazy.] MJ: The crowd really enjoyed that swinging neckbreaker. And I guess so did you. DL: Wah? Oh yea, yea. [Brian McKay takes Time Warp down with a headbutt. Brian McKay runs into the ropes. Brian McKay misses with a kick. Brian McKay hits Time Warp with a headlock takedown. Brian McKay hits Time Warp with a low blow. Brian McKay uses a bodyslam on Time Warp. Brian McKay uses a spinebuster slam on Time Warp. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is really behind Brian McKay. Brian McKay executes a spinebuster slam on Time Warp. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, three.] DL: It's over? MJ: Guess so. That was a mighty powerful spinebuster. DL: That better have been! DA: The winner is Brian McKay in a t ime of 9:05. DL: We'll be right back after this! ---------------- Comercial --------------- MJ: Welcome back everyone, we are ready for the final match of the evening. DL: You mean the main event. Yai. ["Head like a Hole" by Nine Inch Nails blares.] DA: First, coming down the ile. Weighing 220 lbs and 6'0" tall... the T.w.O's DEAF LEOPARD! [Deaf Leopard runs down to the ring. The crowd boos lowdly. He takes a sign from a fans that says "T.w.O suck" and rippes it up. Then he enters the ring.] DL: Aww. Not another T.w.O guy. There are too many of them! DA: And next, hailing from Leeds, England. [Chariots of Fire blares.] Standing 6 feet, 5 inches tall and weighing 255 lbs... KIERAN HAWKE! [Kieran Hawke runs down to the ring and slaps hands with the fans. He get's a mixed reaction.] MJ: Kieran Hawk not getting the best reaction from the crowd in his ATW debut. DL: And why should he? MJ: Well, it says in my notes that.... DL: NOTES?! You accually read those? Sheesh. [They lock up. Kieran Hawke uses the Stinger Splash on Deaf Leopard. A small "Kieran Hawke" chant is being started. Kieran Hawke hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Deaf Leopard. Kieran Hawke hits Deaf Leopard with a DDT. The crowd is responding to Kieran Hawke. Kieran Hawke hits Deaf Leopard with a gutwrench suplex. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout. Kieran Hawke yells and shakes his head. A small "Kieran Hawke" chant is being started. Deaf Leopard begs off.] DL: Hehe. Look a Deaf Loser beg like that. It's pathetic. MJ: You beg off all the time... DL: Yea, but I'm not a wrestler. There's a difference. MJ: Now when you beg off to a three year kid making you yell uncle. DL: When was that? MJ: Remember, during Christmas.... DL: Oh yea. Strong boy. Mean temper. [Kieran Hawke nails Deaf Leopard with a tilt-a-whirl suplex. Kieran Hawke gets a Sammartino backbreaker on Deaf Leopard. Deaf Leopard breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Deaf Leopard uses a legsweep on Kieran Hawke. Deaf Leopard is going for the pin. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout. Deaf Leopard whips Kieran Hawke into the ropes. Kieran Hawke nails Deaf Leopard with a bodyslam. Kieran Hawke takes Deaf Leopard down with a backspin DDT. The crowd is really behind Kieran Hawke. Kieran Hawke catches Deaf Leopard in a Sammartino backbreaker.] MJ: Great execution on that backbreaker. DL: CRACK! MJ: Don't start with this again. [Deaf Leopard reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Kieran Hawke whips Deaf Leopard into the ropes, but Deaf Leopard reverses it. Kieran Hawke misses with a shoulderblock. Deaf Leopard hits a fist to the midsection on Kieran Hawke. Deaf Leopard runs into the ropes. Kieran Hawke hits Deaf Leopard with a shoulderblock. Kieran Hawke hits Deaf Leopard with a Northern Lights suplex. Peter Campbell counts: One, kickout.] DL: HA! Only a one count on Deaf loser. MJ: Is that your new nickname for him? DL: Who? MJ: What? DL: Huh? [The chants for Kieran Hawke are deafening. Kieran Hawke goes for a running powerslam, but Deaf Leopard counters it with a slidedown. Deaf Leopard nails Kieran Hawke with a short clothesline. The crowd is cheering on Deaf Leopard. Deaf Leopard takes Kieran Hawke down with a spinebuster slam. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout. Deaf Leopard complains about a slow count. Kieran Hawke executes an inside cradle on Deaf Leopard. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout.] DL: Lucky peice of sh.... MJ: Remember Daxy, not on T.V. DL: You call me 'Daxy' one more time and I will break your neck in seven different places. MJ: And those places might be? DL: Uhh.... uh..ummmmm.... uhh...... damn it. [Kieran Hawke hits Deaf Leopard with a flying bulldog. Deaf Leopard whips Kieran Hawke into the ropes. Kieran Hawke and Deaf Leopard get hit with a double clothesline. Kieran Hawke goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Deaf Leopard blocks it. Deaf Leopard nails Kieran Hawke with a German suplex. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout. Deaf Leopard takes Kieran Hawke down with a legsweep. Deaf Leopard whips Kieran Hawke into the ropes, but Kieran Hawke reverses it. Kieran Hawke hits Deaf Leopard with a kick. Kieran Hawke is going for the pin. Peter Campbell counts: One, kickout.] DL: Has this match been all Kieran Hawke? MJ: I'm not sure. We should pay more attension huh? DL: Speak for yourself. [Kieran Hawke throws Deaf Leopard out of the ring. Kieran Hawke goes through the ropes. Peter Campbell counts: 1. Kieran Hawke whips Deaf Leopard into the guardrail. Peter Campbell counts: 2. Kieran Hawke whips Deaf Leopard into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kieran Hawke knocks Deaf Leopard into the ringsteps. The crowd is giving Kieran Hawke a standing ovation. Kieran Hawke takes Deaf Leopard down with a roundhouse right. Kieran Hawke executes the Union Jack on Deaf Leopard on the concrete floor. The crowd is giving Kieran Hawke a standing ovation. Deaf Leopard is out cold.] DL: Loser boy is out cold! This is great! MJ: Boooo! T.w.O sucks! DL: Uhh.... I never expected that from you. [The crowd is giving Kieran Hawke a standing ovation. Kieran Hawke takes Deaf Leopard down with a forearm to the back. Deaf Leopard is busted wide open. They're brawling inside the ring area. Peter Campbell counts: 3. Deaf Leopard knocks Kieran Hawke into the ringpost. Deaf Leopard hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Kieran Hawke. Peter Campbell counts: 4. Peter Campbell counts: 5. Peter Campbell counts: 6. Deaf Leopard knocks Kieran Hawke into the ringpost. Deaf Leopard whips Kieran Hawke into the guardrail.] MJ: Kieran goes running into the ringpost and guardrail. DL: And there's no blood. This is a real disapointment. [Deaf Leopard gets a kneelock submission on Kieran Hawke. Deaf Leopard throws Kieran Hawke back into the ring. Deaf Leopard nails Kieran Hawke with a flying bulldog. Deaf Leopard has the crowd going wild. Deaf Leopard goes for a half Boston, but Kieran Hawke blocks it. Kieran Hawke whips Deaf Leopard into the ropes. Deaf Leopard hits Kieran Hawke with a shoulderblock. Deaf Leopard throws Kieran Hawke out of the ring. Deaf Leopard goes through the ropes.] DL: Well that was a short stay in the ring. MJ: I clocked it at 32.5 seconds. DL: Good boy Mike. Good boy. [Deaf Leopard throws Kieran Hawke back into the ring. Deaf Leopard hits an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Kieran Hawke. Deaf Leopard uses a German suplex on Kieran Hawke. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, shoulder up. There are lots of chants for Deaf Leopard. Deaf Leopard nails Kieran Hawke with a kneebreaker.] DL: [Baby voice] Does Mikey want a cookie? Does he? MJ: NO. He doesn't. DL: Here comes the airplane... MJ: Shut up. [The crowd is really behind Deaf Leopard. Deaf Leopard chops Kieran Hawke. The crowd is really behind Deaf Leopard. Deaf Leopard punches Kieran Hawke. There are lots of chants for Deaf Leopard. Deaf Leopard hits Kieran Hawke. Deaf Leopard hits a swinging neckbreaker on Kieran Hawke. There are lots of chants for Deaf Leopard. Deaf Leopard goes for the Rock Of Ages, but Kieran Hawke counters it with a knee pull-up. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Kieran Hawke.] DL: Let me act out what Loser Leopard just did... MJ: Please no. DL: Duh... I... go for my crappy finisher... duh... [Kieran Hawke goes for a roundhouse right, but Deaf Leopard blocks it. Deaf Leopard hits Kieran Hawke with a spinebuster slam. Peter Campbell counts: One, two, kickout. Deaf Leopard nails Kieran Hawke with a Gorilla Press. Deaf Leopard whips Kieran Hawke into the ropes, but Kieran Hawke reverses it. Deaf Leopard hits Kieran Hawke with a football tackle.] DL: Uhh... Oh no.... he counterd it... duh... MJ: Help me. Someone please HELP ME. DL: There we go. You like? [Deaf Leopard executes a short clothesline on Kieran Hawke. Deaf Leopard uses a short clothesline on Kieran Hawke. Kieran Hawke takes Deaf Leopard down with a back heel kick. Kieran Hawke executes a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Deaf Leopard. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Kieran Hawke nails Deaf Leopard with a knee to the back. Kieran Hawke goes for a back heel kick, but Deaf Leopard counters it with a duck-down move. Kieran Hawke takes Deaf Leopard down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Deaf Leopard begs off. Kieran Hawke nails Deaf Leopard with a kick to the midsection.] MJ: All I can do now is remember. [Mike starts to cry.] DL: Aww, there there. MJ: Get away from me you idiot! I was fakeing. DL: Excuse me for caring. [eaf Leopard takes Kieran Hawke down with a fisherman suplex. Peter Campbell counts: One, kickout. Deaf Leopard hits a football tackle on Kieran Hawke. Deaf Leopard goes for a backdrop driver, but Kieran Hawke counters it with a backward kick.] MJ: Nice kick! DL: That was right on target. [Kieran Hawke executes the Union Jack on Deaf Leopard. Kieran Hawke goes for the pin.] MJ: Union Jack! That's his finisher! DL: YES! [Peter Campbell counts: One, two, three. The crowd is going into a frenzy.] MJ: He did it! Kieran Hawke beat Deaf Leopard! DL: Down with T.w.O! ["chariots of fire"] plays and Kieran Hawke walks out of the ring area. DA: The winner is Kieran Hawke in a time of 8:56. MJ: What great match Kier.... DL: LOOK! It's the Living Dead! [The Living Dead come charging down to the ring. Mortis picks up a chair as Rigor attends to Deaf Leopard. Rigor picks up Deaf Leopard and Mortis hits him over the head with the chair several times.] MJ: Whoa! He Mortis just leveled Leopard with that chair! DL: Oh yea! Hehehehehe! [Mortis signals for the mic.] MJ: Again Trinity is sending a message to the T.w.O! Mortis: Bon Jovi is hipper then you ever were you loser! Rigor: Let's eat. I'm hungry... [Rigor and Mortis walk away laughing. Deaf Leopard is left in the ring. Not moving a muscle.] DL: This man needs medical attension. Woo hoo! MJ: When we come back, I will have an interview with Axel Mate and the new International champ HardRock. -------------- Comercial ------------- DL: We're back everyone. My, well I guess you can say friend is in the ring. MJ: Ladies and gentlemen. I would like to introduce to you, the leader of the TTK and the NEW International champion... HardRock and Axel "The Hammer" Mate. ["Planet Boom" by Tommy Lee blares and BOTH men walk out together. HardRock has the International title draped over his shoulder. Green and Pink fireworks shoot out from the entrance way. HardRock and Axel slap hands with the crowd before making their way into the ring. Once in the ring green fire comes out of the ring posts. HardRock puts the belt in front of him and poses for the crowd. Axel goes up to the top rope to trie to get a reaction from the crowd. The fans are extatic.] MJ: Welcome HardRock and Axel. HardRock: Heya Mikey. Axel Mate: Hey. MJ: My first question, just now you two cam down seemingly a united team. Does this mean that your problems are sloved? Have you HardRock and you Axel Mate settled your differences? HardRock: Well first of all, at St. Valentines Day Massacre, when Axel and I wreslted. I think that showed us both the light. We realized that the TTK shouldn't be fighting each other. We should be getting rid of fools like Trinity. And that is exactly what we are going to do. One way or anothr. Axel Mate: Yea, you see, HardRock beat me last Saturday. Does that mean he is the better wrestler? No. That just means he was the better wrestler for that time. That doesn't mean that all around he is better. And we have both learned to accept that people, other then him and I, will make decisions. Such as the decision that Brian Frenck made making HardRock the captain of the TTK team. I can promise you that as of right now, the TTK is united. We are a well oiled machine. HardRock: No doubt about that. MJ: HardRock, you are the new International champion. I am sure you have said this before to a few reporters. But say it again to the fans. How do you feel? HardRock: There aren't any words in the world that can describe what I feel. This is my first major title in the SWF. And I plan to be the greatest SWF International champion that there ever was. Starting with this... Judge. Ever since our first encounter I can't dismiss the fact that you beat me. So I am isuing a challenge. I challenge you to a match on Triumphant Tuesday. The match WILL be for my International title gold, and if you can beat me again. Then you will have this gold to keep. DL: Whoa. That's big news. [Axel Mate whispers something into HardRock's here.] HardRock: Do you wanna tell 'em that? Axel Mate: Nah. We'll tell 'em in a moment. MJ: Okay. Next question. I know y'all have been having trouble with Trinity. Is there going to be a rematch from St. Valentines Day Massacre? If I rememer correctly, it was you HardRock that submited and gave Trinity the win. HardRock: Yes... Axel Mate: Yes. He was the one who gave up. But he did the right thing. He was thinking about _his_ priority. The International title. And because of him sumiting, he holds this gold with pride. HardRock: Heh. You took the words right out of my mouth man. MJ: What is the status of your baby HardRock. HardRock: Status? You wanna know the status? She is resting safely in her crib! That's right. The police found her in a dumpster and brought her home immediatly. They also said that there was no way that Equalizer could have taken her. I guess I was mistaken again. But just a little note to anybody who wants to mess with my family. DON'T! You're going to hurt yourself one way or another. Axel Mate: Okay, okay. No for our big announcement. There has been a new addition to the TTK. HardRock: And not just any addition, these TWO are big! Axel Mate: Please welcome the newest member of the Kliq, the SWF Tag Team champs... [The crowd pops as "Song 2" by blur blares.] Axel Mate: Boom-Boom and Danny Bens... Sound and Fury!!! [Boom-Boom and Danny Bens come down to ringside. They're wearing their ring attire. They walk down to the ring slowly to the ring.] Boom-Boom: Hey, Rocky and Axel! First of all. Yes, it is true. Me and Danny are the newest members of the TTK. But just a little warning for y'all. We ain't here to be nice. We ain't gonna kiss any babies and stuff like that. We are going to stay the exact same way that we are now. Just as part of the Kliq. Danny Bens: Exactly Boomer. And our first order of business is to get rid of those losers Trinity. We are goin.... ["Electric Chair" by Prince plays and Equalizer, and the Living Dead walk out. The crowd is extatic.] Equalizer: You're gonna do what? Rocky, nice move by bringing these to into the Kliq. [The Living Dead snicker.] Equalizer: Mr. Bens. If you were going to say that you wre going to kick my boys Rigor and Mortis' ass' then you can do your best. Because these two will rip those tag titles right off your waist! And if y'all will look behind ya. I gotta a surprise for you.... [HardRock, Axel Mate and S 'n F turn around and out of nowhere Sandman, Mr.Shh and Hot Shot Donovan push them all down. Mike Janiack gets out of the ring quickly.] DL: Welcome back Mike. Now let's watch and enjoy! [Equalizer and the Living Dead run into the ring and start pummeling the Kliq. Then "Tiger" Tom Pho runs down and joins the fight.] MJ: Tiger's here! It's Trinity against the Kliq right here! [Equalizer and Hot Shot are kicking Tom Pho in the corner. HardRock is punching Mr. Shhh. HardRock executes the Zack_Attack on Mr. Shhh. Axel Mate his exchanging punches with Sandman. Sound and Fury are brawling on the outside with the Living Dead. HardRock goes outside and takes chair.] DL: Oh no! HardRock has a chair! [HardRock nails Equalizer with the chair.] DL: He levled Equalizer with that chair! NOOOO! [Rigor pulls Equalizer out of the ring. Equalizer feels the back of his head where he was hit. He looks at HardRock and starts to laugh. The camera comes closer.] Equalizer: It's going to take more then that to beat me... [Trinity walks back to the locker room laughing and smiling.] MJ: I'm sorry folks but we're out of time! We'll see ya next week! DL: See ya. [The shot fades as the TTK is standing in the ring challenging Trinity to come back in.]