Scene fades to the outside of the Northlands Coliseum in Edmonton, Alberta where Vendors have set up there booths of SWF materials. Camera breaks away to the crowd seated in stadium area. Many are holding signs up for their favorite wrestlers. One sign shows Godzilla and the Taco Bell Dog in wrestling gear. Next to the figures one see "Taco Bell Supports the MIA. Sign next to is says Sandman is the Toughman Champ. Cutting away to the outside of the arena we still see a long line of people waiting to get in. Many of them are wearing trademark merchandise of their favorite stable or member. One large fellow is draped in a black robe with a head cover that states Kaos rulz. Another wears a Revolution T-shirt with matching hat. A third man is drinking a Gods Tear beer and Carrying a six pack of Bacon beer. Camera pans to the side entrance where a black limo with the license plate "Shhh" pulls up. [Shot of Simon Phoenix and Night Shade Lane as they enter the announcer's Booth. Phoenix is wearing an open white shirt, jeans, Nike's and a new Trinity Ball cap with the word Kaos stitched on the back; while Shade is wearing his autograph Revolution Tee-shirt, blue jeans, ray bans, and boots. Checking out their controls, they sit down just as the lights begin to dim.] SP: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another exciting Evening of Around the World. Tonight we are at Northlands Coliseum in Edmonton, Alberta. NS: I thought we were in Canada. SP: Alberta is part of Canada Shade. NS: I knew that. Did you tell the folks what's up tonight? SP: Shade have you heard me say anything? NS: Well I just thought... SP: There you go thinking again. Tonight we are going to try out a blast from the past segment. This is going to require audience participant. Now this is the way it works. NS: During tonight's show pieces of previous SWF clips will be aired and You have to name the wrestler. SP: It will be a wrestler that has been a participant since the federation began. NS: And there is a special gift to the first one that gets it right. SP: No there is not a special gift. NS: You mean we are not giving away a car or something cool like that. SP: Nope. NS: So what's the point. SP: It's just to see how many guys know their SWF history. NS: Doesn't sound very fun to me. SP: Look I don't make these things up I just run them. NS: So I am waiting what is the first clue. [Simon holds a sealed envelop to his head. SP: And the answer is a Tolok is his manager. NS: This may be bordering on copywrite infringement so for those of You that think you know it... email me now and the first correct answer wins. Now on to our first match tonight. SP: This is an I quit match with a 20 minutes time limit. ["Staying Alive" by Wyclef Jean starts to play and the Revolution logo fills the Televisions screens.] RA: Introducing first... Fighting out of Calgary, Alberta, Canada... Weighing in at 252 pounds... The Headhunter [Headhunter walks out through the entrance as red and silver fireworks are launched. He continues to keep on walking on down the aisle into the ring. The crowd, for the most part, cheers. AS Headhunter enters the ring the music fades and Tightrope by ELO begins to crank up] SP: I actually like this song. [The lights dim, as strobe lights and thunderclap sounds give the impression of a storm inside the arena. Images of lightning appear on the video wall.] RA: His opponent... Led to the ring by Athena... Hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania... Weighing in at 293 pounds... Titan [Two columns of white fireworks go off on either side of the entrance ramp. Titan appears, raises his hands in the air, and screams to the crowd. He makes his way to the ring to the cheers of the crowd. SP: You know Shade Double H beat him after wrestling five... or six others Hostile Takeover and I think Titan thinks it was a fluke. NS: Titan has won many contest in this league and Headhunter needs to Be on top of his game for the win here tonight. SP: Well let's see what happens. NS: There goes the bell. They lock up. Titan goes for a Frankensteiner, but The Headhunter counters it with a tiger driver. The Headhunter hits Titan with a frog splash. The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The Headhunter goes for a dropkick, but Titan side-steps and The Headhunter only hits air. SP: Headhunter of to a great start. NS: And its going down in flames fast. The crowd is cheering on Titan. Titan whips The Headhunter into the turnbuckle, but The Headhunter reverses it. The Headhunter nails Titan with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter. The Headhunter whips Titan into the ropes. The Headhunter misses with a clothesline. Titan hits The Headhunter with a kick. SP: titan is not taking this lying down. NS: Both wrestlers better be in top shape. Both wrestlers can't Afford injuries. Both are up for title shots. Titan goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but The Headhunter counters it with a go-behind. The Headhunter uses a dropkick on Titan. The Headhunter whips Titan into the ropes. The Headhunter goes for a spinebuster slam, but Titan counters it with a guillotine choke. The Headhunter is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Headhunter tries to fight the pain. The Headhunter tries to escape the hold. The Headhunter tries to fight the pain. The Headhunter is barely hanging in there. Earl Hebner checks The Headhunter's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! SP: This may be the tide turner. NS: Titan almost choked The Headhunter to death. The Headhunter fights his way out of the hold after 39 seconds. The Headhunter whips Titan into the turnbuckle. The Headhunter runs shoulder-first into the corner. The Headhunter goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Titan counters it with an armbar submission. The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Titan uses a belly-to-belly suplex on The Headhunter. SP: The Headhunter not underestimating titan again. Titan takes The Headhunter down with a power bomb. NS: A power bomb that had to hurt. There are lots of chants for Titan. Titan runs into the ropes. The Headhunter goes for a back heel kick, but Titan ducks out of the way. Titan whips The Headhunter into the turnbuckle. The Headhunter comes back and rocks Titan with an elbow. Titan goes for a power bomb, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter hits a jumping side kick on Titan. The Headhunter runs into the ropes. The Headhunter takes Titan down with a back heel kick. The Headhunter goes for a DDT, but Titan blocks it. Titan nails The Headhunter with a back heel kick. SP: I think that both wrestlers are about even now. NS: yep and titan and The Headhunter are trying to take advantages. Titan executes a back heel kick on The Headhunter. Titan uses a chop on The Headhunter. Titan uses a DDT on The Headhunter. The crowd is cheering on Titan. Titan nails The Headhunter with a Tombstone. Titan is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Titan executes an enzuigiri to the face on The Headhunter. Titan is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Titan executes a football tackle on The Headhunter. Titan goes for a faceslam, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter whips Titan into the ropes, but Titan reverses it. Titan goes for a thrust kick to the head, but The Headhunter counters it with a legsweep. The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!". SP: The Headhunter getting a bit cocky. NS: This could cost him. Titan looks to get getting angry. A small "The Headhunter" chant is being started. The Headhunter runs into the ropes. The Headhunter uses a back heel kick on Titan. The Headhunter hits Titan with a reverse neckbreaker. The Headhunter executes a belly-to-back suplex on Titan. The Headhunter throws Titan out of the ring. The Headhunter goes for a springboard plancha, but Titan moves out of the way. SP: that had to hurt. NS: Titan moved out of the way just in time. Titan uses a chop on The Headhunter. Titan whips The Headhunter into the guardrail. Titan uses a belly-to-back suplex on The Headhunter. Athena comes from behind, but The Headhunter nails Athena. SP: that is not going to go unchallenged by Titan NS: a smack the B[beep] up. Titan hits The Headhunter with a snap suplex. Titan raises his arms and screams. Titan is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Titan nails The Headhunter with a backbreaker. Titan knocks The Headhunter into the ringsteps. Titan nails The Headhunter with a hiptoss. Athena comes from behind and distracts The Headhunter. Titan uses an elbowsmash on The Headhunter. Titan goes for the Thunderbolt, but The Headhunter counters it with a DDT. SP: this match was almost over. NS: quick thinks on The Headhunter's part. The crowd is starting to get behind The Headhunter. The Headhunter throws Titan back into the ring. The Headhunter goes for a Tombstone, but Titan reverses it. A small "Titan" chant is being started. Titan executes a springboard dropkick on The Headhunter. Titan executes the Thunderbolt on The Headhunter. Titan puts The Headhunter in a spinning toe hold. The Headhunter is struggling to reach the ropes. The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds. SP: no doubt about it The Headhunter is one of the masters of submission holds. Titan goes for a thrust kick to the head, but The Headhunter ducks out of the way. The Headhunter executes a front-layout superplex on Titan. The crowd is starting to get behind The Headhunter. The Headhunter runs into the ropes. The Headhunter hits Titan with a clothesline. The Headhunter goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Titan counters it with an elbowsmash. Titan hits a football tackle on The Headhunter. Titan hits a power bomb on The Headhunter. NS: Great combo by titan a tackle followed up by a power bomb. The crowd is cheering on Titan. Titan takes The Headhunter down with a springboard dropkick. Titan hits The Headhunter with a DDT. Titan uses a Tombstone on The Headhunter. Titan goes for a Tombstone, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter uses a dropkick on Titan. The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The Headhunter executes a spinebuster slam on Titan. The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter. The Headhunter places Titan on the turnbuckle. SP: The Headhunter getting a second wind. NS: And about time too. The Headhunter hits a belly-to-back superplex on Titan. The Headhunter nails Titan with a jawbreaker. The Headhunter goes for the Hit, but Titan counters it with a duck-down move. Titan runs into the ropes. Titan goes for a clothesline, but The Headhunter counters it with a hiptoss. The Headhunter hits a spinebuster slam on Titan. The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The Headhunter nails Titan with a swinging neckbreaker. The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The Headhunter goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Titan counters it with an armbar submission. The Headhunter breaks the hold after 5 seconds. SP: Both men are giving it there all. NS: There is a lot riding on this match. The Headhunter executes a reverse neckbreaker on Titan. The Headhunter whips Titan into the ropes. Titan misses with a kick. The Headhunter goes for a faceslam, but Titan blocks it. Titan executes a clothesline on The Headhunter. Titan nails The Headhunter with a chop. Titan nails The Headhunter with a springboard dropkick. Titan hits a clothesline on The Headhunter. Titan runs into the ropes. The Headhunter hits Titan with a faceslam. SP: Great move by The Headhunter NS: by the book faceslam. The Headhunter nails Titan with a front-layout superplex. The Headhunter goes for a Big Leg Drop, but Titan rolls out of the way. The crowd is really behind Titan. Titan gives the sign for the Thunderbolt. Titan executes the Thunderbolt on The Headhunter. SP: This is over...what is this no cover. NS: I don't believe this titan had The Headhunter beat but didn't go For the cover. Titan runs into the ropes. The Headhunter hits Titan with a kick. The Headhunter runs into the ropes. Titan hits The Headhunter with a clothesline. Titan goes for a DDT, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter executes a DDT on Titan. The Headhunter hits Titan with a jumping side kick. The Headhunter attempts to place Titan on the turnbuckle, but Titan blocks it. The Headhunter throws Titan out of the ring. SP: And The Headhunter is all over titan. NS: what is titan thinking. The Headhunter goes through the ropes. The Headhunter throws Titan back into the ring. The Headhunter throws Titan out of the ring. The Headhunter goes through the ropes. The Headhunter knocks Titan into the ringpost. The crowd is behind The Headhunter all the way. The Headhunter whips Titan into the guardrail. The Headhunter whips Titan into the guardrail. The Headhunter hits Titan with a backspin DDT. SP: The Headhunter is destroying titan. NS: I don't see how this happened. The Headhunter whips Titan into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Titan goes for a Frankensteiner, but The Headhunter counters it with a power bomb. The chants for The Headhunter are deafening. The Headhunter throws Titan back into the ring. The Headhunter executes the Hit on Titan. The Headhunter whips Titan into the turnbuckle. The Headhunter executes a swinging neckbreaker on Titan. The Headhunter uses a jawbreaker on Titan. The Headhunter executes the Hit on Titan. SP: the hit..this is over... NS: Now The Headhunter isn't going for the pin.. SP: Must be paying titan back. The chants for The Headhunter are deafening. The Headhunter takes Titan down with a jumping DDT. The Headhunter nails Titan with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter. The Headhunter whips Titan into the turnbuckle. The Headhunter charges into the corner, but Titan moves out of the way. Titan whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter reverses it. The Headhunter hits Titan with a clothesline. Titan falls out of the ring. The Headhunter goes through the ropes. The Headhunter knocks Titan into the ringpost. The crowd is going into a frenzy. The Headhunter goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Titan counters it with a side suplex. SP: Both wrestlers have to be almost out of strength. NS: there running on instinct. Titan knocks The Headhunter into the ringpost. Titan knocks The Headhunter into the ringsteps. The crowd is going crazy. Athena comes from behind, but The Headhunter nails Athena. Titan knocks The Headhunter into the ringpost. Titan whips The Headhunter into the guardrail. Titan throws The Headhunter back into the ring. Titan executes the Thunderbolt on The Headhunter. Titan has the crowd going wild. Titan locks The Headhunter in a spinning toe hold. The Headhunter is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. SP: The Headhunter giving 120% in this match. NS: Yep, I have never seen these athletes so fired up. Titan goes for a DDT, but The Headhunter counters it with a backdrop. The Headhunter attempts to place Titan on the turnbuckle, but Titan blocks it. The Headhunter nails Titan with an elbowsmash. The Headhunter runs into the ropes. The Headhunter goes for a backspin DDT, but Titan blocks it. Titan hits a power bomb on The Headhunter. There are lots of chants for Titan. Titan uses a hiptoss on The Headhunter. Titan executes a backbreaker on The Headhunter. The crowd is really behind Titan. Titan runs into the ropes. The Headhunter hits Titan with an elbow. SP: Neither man has gone for the cover. The Headhunter whips Titan into the ropes. The Headhunter misses with a shoulderblock. The Headhunter hits Titan with a kick. The Headhunter goes for a bridging back suplex, but Titan counters it with a facerake. Titan runs into the ropes. The Headhunter misses with an elbow. Titan hits The Headhunter with a kick. Titan executes a clothesline on The Headhunter. Titan runs into the ropes. The Headhunter hits Titan with a backdrop. The Headhunter executes the Hit on Titan. SP: Damn to of The Headhunter's finisher slowing titan down. The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation. The Headhunter takes Titan down with an elbowsmash. The Headhunter executes a front-layout superplex on Titan. The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation. The Headhunter executes a belly-to-back suplex on Titan. The crowd is going into a frenzy. The Headhunter runs into the ropes. SP: but titan is not out yet. NS: He should be after 3 finishers. Titan hits The Headhunter with a clothesline. The Headhunter falls out of the ring. Titan jumps onto him with a baseball slide. The crowd is really behind Titan. Titan knocks The Headhunter into the ringpost. The bell rings. The time limit has expired. Earl Hebner lets the match continue. NS: The time limit has expired bit Hebner is letting the match continue. SP: This is insane. Athena comes from behind, but The Headhunter nails Athena. Titan takes The Headhunter down with a slingshot. Titan whips The Headhunter into the guardrail. Titan whips The Headhunter into the guardrail. Titan hits The Headhunter with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker. Titan whips The Headhunter into the guardrail. Titan goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter uses a back heel kick on Titan. The Headhunter whips Titan into the guardrail. The Headhunter hits Titan with a kick to the head. The Headhunter goes for the Hit, but Titan counters it with a duck-down move. SP: Looks like titan is wising up to The Headhunters finishing move. Titan whips The Headhunter into the guardrail. Titan nails The Headhunter with a faceslam. Titan whips The Headhunter into the guardrail. Titan hits The Headhunter with an elbowsmash. Athena comes from behind and distracts The Headhunter. SP: Athena distracting The Headhunter and titan taking advantage of it. Titan whips The Headhunter into the guardrail. Titan executes a clothesline on The Headhunter. They're brawling inside the ring area. Titan executes a belly-to-back suplex on The Headhunter. Titan uses an elbowsmash on The Headhunter. Titan whips The Headhunter into the guardrail. Titan takes The Headhunter down with a Frankensteiner. Athena comes from behind and distracts The Headhunter. Titan goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but The Headhunter ducks out of the way. They're brawling inside the ring area. Titan reenters the ring. The Headhunter follows him back in. The Headhunter brings the table into the ring. The Headhunter chops Titan. SP: both men resorting to brawling tech. NS: I can't see how either of them are standing. The crowd erupts. The Headhunter hits Titan. The crowd erupts. Titan chops The Headhunter. The crowd is really behind Titan. The Headhunter punches Titan. The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter. The Headhunter executes the Hit on Titan. The crowd erupts. The Headhunter takes Titan down with a backspin DDT. The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation. The Headhunter runs into the ropes. SP: 4 finshers..The Headhunter is controlling this match. NS: But Titan is not giving up yet. Titan hits The Headhunter with a clothesline. Titan gives the sign for the Thunderbolt. Titan executes the Thunderbolt on The Headhunter. The crowd is really behind Titan. Titan throws The Headhunter out of the ring. Titan goes for a baseball slide, but The Headhunter moves out of the way. Titan is out cold. The Headhunter takes Titan down with a faceslam. The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!". The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter. The Headhunter hits Titan with a DDT. Athena comes from behind and distracts The Headhunter. Titan whips The Headhunter into the guardrail. SP: Athena distracts The Headhunter while titan composes himself. Titan uses a faceslam on The Headhunter. Titan whips The Headhunter into the guardrail. Athena comes from behind, but The Headhunter nails Athena. Titan uses a back heel kick on The Headhunter. Titan knocks The Headhunter into the ringpost. There are lots of chants for Titan. Titan whips The Headhunter into the guardrail. Titan goes for a power bomb, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter reenters the ring. Titan follows him back in. The Headhunter nails Titan with a DDT. The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation. The Headhunter goes for a jumping DDT, but Titan throws him off. SP: Titan showing his brute power. NS: The Headhunter I think is still in control. Titan goes for a Tombstone, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter hits Titan. The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation. Titan kicks The Headhunter. The Headhunter punches Titan. The Headhunter chops Titan. The Headhunter hits Titan. Titan punches The Headhunter. NS: but titan is hanging in there. Titan runs into the ropes. Titan hits The Headhunter with a football tackle. Titan goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but The Headhunter counters it with a bulldog headlock. The Headhunter nails Titan with a European uppercut. The Headhunter whips Titan into the turnbuckle. The Headhunter takes Titan down with a kick to the head. The Headhunter uses a European uppercut on Titan. The Headhunter takes Titan down with a jumping side kick. The crowd is going into a frenzy. The Headhunter hits a backspin DDT on Titan. SP: The Headhunter the master of the DDT. NS: Both men are busted open. SP: I'm not cleaning all this blood up. The Headhunter hits Titan with a chop. The Headhunter takes Titan down with a spinebuster slam. The Headhunter catches Titan in a dragon sleeper. Titan is valiantly trying to break the hold. Titan is inching his way towards the ropes. Titan summons one last burst of energy. Titan submits after 13 seconds. The crowd is giving The Headhunter a standing ovation. SP: and Titan couldn't stand it any longer. NS: The Headhunter has just fallen over. SP: the strain of the match was more than he could take. NS: The winner is The Headhunter in a time of 28:44 SP: I just cannot believe the stamina of these two wrestlers. Absolutely incredible. NS: And very long. I can't believe that Hebner subjected these guys to that. SP: Both of these guys are looking for gold and this was a good test Of their abilities. But before we continue let's break for a quick commercial. [Static comes over the monitors... then the picture becomes clear and shows The Artful Dodger dining at the world-renowned Pelias-vax de Conteur in France. He takes a glance at the menu) AD: You know, a thief like me ALWAYS has to be prepared. That's why when the Dodger is out on the town, 'e takes the obvious credit card... American Express. Of course, I know what you're thinking. "What's this bloody Englander doing with a CLEARLY American card? Well, American Express is used by the most "worldly" people. (Dodger winks as the waiter comes up) Waiter: May I take your order? AD: I would just like the caviar. Waiter: Ahh, dining light today eh Dodger? Is that ALL? AD: Oh, and a bottle of champagne for everybody dining 'ere tonight. Waiter: There's the Dodger I know. AD: Business is everywhere. Some might call me a thief. But remember, innocent till proven guilty! I am a businessman. Only the elite carry this card. So if you want the card for only the elite... the obvious choice is American Express. Remember, American Express... don't steal home without it! (Scene fades as the waiter brings Dodger his caviar and many other waiters rush out with bottles of champagne for everyone. When the scene has completely faded, the American Express logo appears with the fine print: "the Artful Dodger is a trademark of the Supreme Wrestling Federation. The Artful Dodger appears courtesy of the SWF and the Church of Pain. Copyright 1998 American Express") NS: The Church of Pain members are doing commercials now? SP: I think it is some sort of agreement that Parker has made with the Sponsors to get more exposure for the SWF. NS: Exposure my arse as McKenzie would say, he is taking down a lot of Money utilizing them. SP: Perhaps. But lets get on with our next match. NS: But first here is the next clue... aw this is too easy... His entrance music was The Soviet National Anthem. SP: May for some but no so easy for others. Our next match is between two hard hitting contenders who are scheduled for one fall. NS: Didn't they just do this a few days ago. SP: Well yes I suppose in the Run of Death but not just one on one. I think that since Danny Bens out of the picture Boom-Boom is making a valiant effort to make it on his own. NS: Well he is supported by all of us Revolution members. SP: All of us Revolution member? NS: That's right I am an active member of the Revolution. SP: Running your mouth counts as an active member? NS: Well it does for every other member of the SWF so why not me. SP: Well, I guess you have a point. NS: Now let's get down to ringside and see what is going on. ["Song 2" by Blur starts to play as the arena dims] RA: Introducing first... Led to the ring by Master Of Pain... Weighing in at 315 pounds... Boom-Boom Obuhowich [Boom-Boom emerges from the entrance as fireworks explode and the Revolution Logo appears on the screens. Boom-Boom glances around and walks to the ring. The crowd cheers him on. Boom-Boom enters the ring as the music Fades and "Some Like It Hot" by Power Station starts to play.] RA: His opponent... Led to the ring by Trisha Deneke... Fighting out of Chicago, Illinois... Weighing in at 234 pounds... Hot Shot Donovan [Blue lasers start shooting around the arena as Trisha and Donovan emerge from the entrance and make their way to the ring. Hot Shot slowly walks to the ring with Trisha at his side] SP: Here's another one who seems to have lost a lot these past few days, And will have to build without a partner. NS: You never know about Equalizer. He and Donovan have been friends For a long time. I wouldn't bury them yet. SP: Well there goes the bell, we need to get down to ringside. They lock up. Hot Shot Donovan uses an enzuigiri on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. The crowd is booing Hot Shot Donovan. Hot Shot Donovan is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. SP: going for the pin a bit too early. Hot Shot Donovan nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a backbreaker. Hot Shot Donovan nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with an inverted atomic drop. Hot Shot Donovan hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Hot Shot Donovan is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Hot Shot Donovan hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich. SP: As usual Hot Shot isn't the fan favorite in this match. NS: what are you talking about!!?? He's isn't the fan favorite in Any match. Hot Shot Donovan is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Hot Shot Donovan hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with an enzuigiri. A fan at ringside badmouths Hot Shot Donovan. Hot Shot Donovan uses a vertical suplex on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Hot Shot Donovan hits a tiger suplex on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Hot Shot Donovan complains about a slow count. SP: Hot shot going for the second pin attempt. NS: Hot shot should know by now that you can't get the easy pin. Hot Shot Donovan nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a jawbreaker. Hot Shot Donovan uses a tiger suplex on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. SP: As Yoda would say "quick and easy..road to the dark side. Hot Shot Donovan uses a kneelift on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Hot Shot Donovan hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a jawbreaker. Hot Shot Donovan whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes. Boom-Boom Obuhowich misses with a kick. Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Hot Shot Donovan with a kick. Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a Gorilla Press on Hot Shot Donovan. Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Hot Shot Donovan ducks out of the way. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a vertical suplex, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it. Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes, but Hot Shot Donovan reverses it. Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Hot Shot Donovan get hit with a double clothesline. SP: Ohhh..both men go down hard to that double clothline. NS: boom-boom giving hot shot a run for his money. Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with a hiptoss. Hot Shot Donovan whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan goes for an enzuigiri, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich ducks out of the way. Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a running powerslam, but Hot Shot Donovan slides down his back. Hot Shot Donovan nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a savate kick. Hot Shot Donovan takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a savate kick. Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd. Hot Shot Donovan is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a kneelift, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich side-steps and Hot Shot Donovan only hits air. Boom-Boom Obuhowich puts Hot Shot Donovan in a full nelson. SP: Boom-Boom has that full nelson on nice and tight. Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Boom-Boom Obuhowich gestures madly for attention. SP: Well I guess not as tight as I thought. Boom-Boom Obuhowich is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes Hot Shot Donovan down with an atomic drop. Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes. Boom-Boom Obuhowich locks Hot Shot Donovan in a bearhug. Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Boom-Boom Obuhowich kicks Hot Shot Donovan. Boom-Boom Obuhowich is getting a good reaction from the crowd. SP: Boom-Boom trying to get some reaction from the crowd. Boom-Boom Obuhowich punches Hot Shot Donovan. The crowd is really behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Boom-Boom Obuhowich kicks Hot Shot Donovan. The crowd is really behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Hot Shot Donovan into the turnbuckle. Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes Hot Shot Donovan down with an elbowsmash. Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a kneelift. Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a punch. Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Hot Shot Donovan into the turnbuckle, but Hot Shot Donovan reverses it. NS: Ahh that steel turnbuckle to the back. That will slip a disk or two. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with a side suplex. Boom-Boom Obuhowich gestures madly for attention. There are lots of chants for Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Boom-Boom Obuhowich attempts to place Hot Shot Donovan on the turnbuckle, But Hot Shot Donovan blocks it. Boom-Boom Obuhowich kicks Hot Shot Donovan. Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Hot Shot Donovan. SP: Boom-Boom getting angry and starts brawling with hot Shot. There are lots of chants for Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes Hot Shot Donovan down with an atomic drop. Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a Gorilla Press, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it. Hot Shot Donovan hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a snap suplex. Hot Shot Donovan hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a palm blow. Hot Shot Donovan uses a jawbreaker on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Hot Shot Donovan climbs to the second rope and flexes to the crowd. A fan at ringside badmouths Hot Shot Donovan. SP: Hot Shot looks to be getting pissed and all the fans. NS: Hey he gets extra cash to listen to them. Hot Shot Donovan uses a swinging neckbreaker on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. A fan at ringside badmouths Hot Shot Donovan. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a headscissors submission, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it. Boom-Boom Obuhowich runs into the ropes. Boom-Boom Obuhowich misses with a clothesline. Hot Shot Donovan misses with a clothesline. Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Hot Shot Donovan with a shoulderblock. SP: Nice shoulder block by Hot Shot. Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a bodyslam, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with a small package. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. SP: that small package caught Boom-Boom off guard. Hot Shot Donovan hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich. The crowd is booing Hot Shot Donovan. Hot Shot Donovan punches Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Hot Shot Donovan punches Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Hot Shot Donovan nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a swinging neckbreaker. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a tiger suplex, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with a backward kick. Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a powerslam on Hot Shot Donovan. There are lots of chants for Boom-Boom Obuhowich. SP: BB and Hot Shot are just exchanging blows. NS: Basic strategy try to wear the other person down then go for the pin. Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for the Choke Slam, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with a punch. Hot Shot Donovan uses an elbowsmash on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Hot Shot Donovan chops Boom-Boom Obuhowich. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Hot Shot Donovan. The crowd is really behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Boom-Boom Obuhowich punches Hot Shot Donovan. The crowd is really behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich. SP: More brawling tech. NS: boring match so far. Hot Shot Donovan punches Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Boom-Boom Obuhowich punches Hot Shot Donovan. The crowd is really behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Boom-Boom Obuhowich kicks Hot Shot Donovan. Boom-Boom Obuhowich punches Hot Shot Donovan. The crowd is really behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a Gorilla Press. Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails Hot Shot Donovan with a backbreaker. SP: BB tired of the old punch and kick routines getting serious. NS: About time. The crowd is really behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Boom-Boom Obuhowich is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails Hot Shot Donovan with a headbutt. Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a running powerslam on Hot Shot Donovan. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. SP: almost a three count. NS: Hot Shot called up power from somewhere else to pull that off. Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a Big Leg Drop. The crowd is going crazy. Boom-Boom Obuhowich runs into the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan uses a palm blow on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Hot Shot Donovan executes a chop on Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Hot Shot Donovan chops Boom-Boom Obuhowich. A fan at ringside badmouths Hot Shot Donovan. Hot Shot Donovan kicks Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Hot Shot Donovan is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Hot Shot Donovan hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a snap suplex, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with a small package. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. SP: Nice by the book comb. A snap suplex followed by a pin. NS: close but no cigar. Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a powerslam, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with a lariat. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. In turn, Boom-Boom Obuhowich counters it with a Gorilla Press. The crowd is behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich all the way. Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Hot Shot Donovan with a forearm to the back. Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Hot Shot Donovan with a double-axhandle chop. Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails Hot Shot Donovan with a roundhouse right. Boom-Boom Obuhowich places Hot Shot Donovan on the turnbuckle. Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses a superplex on Hot Shot Donovan. SP: Superplex that will take the wind out of anyone. The chants for Boom-Boom Obuhowich are deafening. Boom-Boom Obuhowich locks Hot Shot Donovan in a double chickenwing submission. Hot Shot Donovan tries to fight the pain. SP Hot shot in trouble now. NS: Jesus I can't believe Hot shot isn't giving up. Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 30 seconds. Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes the Choke Slam on Hot Shot Donovan. Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes... SP: After all that Hot shot is still fighting. Boom-Boom Obuhowich chops Hot Shot Donovan. Boom-Boom Obuhowich kicks Hot Shot Donovan. The crowd is giving Boom-Boom Obuhowich a standing ovation. Boom-Boom Obuhowich chops Hot Shot Donovan. SP: BB in total control now. Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a backbreaker, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it. Hot Shot Donovan takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a backbreaker. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a dropkick, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich side-steps and Hot Shot Donovan only hits air. Boom-Boom Obuhowich is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a hangman, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with a backward kick. SP: Hot Shot not out of this match yet. NS: He has to be thinking of a way to turn the tide. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a tiger suplex, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it. Boom-Boom Obuhowich kicks Hot Shot Donovan. Boom-Boom Obuhowich kicks Hot Shot Donovan. The chants for Boom-Boom Obuhowich are deafening. Hot Shot Donovan hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Hot Shot Donovan hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Hot Shot Donovan is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Hot Shot Donovan hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a Russian legsweep. Hot Shot Donovan nails Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a gutwrench suplex. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. NS: that's one way to do it. SP: Hot Shot fighting back now. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a tiger suplex, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it. Boom-Boom Obuhowich locks Hot Shot Donovan in a double chickenwing submission. Hot Shot Donovan is struggling to reach the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan is inching his way towards the ropes. Hot Shot Donovan is valiantly trying to break the hold. Hot Shot Donovan tries to escape the hold. Hot Shot Donovan is writhing in pain. SP: Hot Shot giving his all..never give up. NS: Hot Shot is still not submitting. Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 35 seconds. Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes an atomic drop on Hot Shot Donovan. Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a backbreaker, but Hot Shot Donovan counters it with a facerake. SP: Any time Hot Shot gets some offence. BB just puts a submission on him. NS: Good strategy if you ask me. Hot Shot Donovan is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Hot Shot Donovan goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it. Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses a piledriver on Hot Shot Donovan. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it. Hot Shot Donovan chops Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Hot Shot Donovan hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Hot Shot Donovan further incites the crowd. Boom-Boom Obuhowich punches Hot Shot Donovan. Boom-Boom Obuhowich kicks Hot Shot Donovan. The crowd is giving Boom-Boom Obuhowich a standing ovation. Boom-Boom Obuhowich gets a standing wristlock on Hot Shot Donovan. Boom-Boom Obuhowich lets go after 18 seconds. Boom-Boom Obuhowich attempts to place Hot Shot Donovan on the turnbuckle, but Hot Shot Donovan blocks it. SP: Hot shot trying to fight back but with little success. Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Hot Shot Donovan into the ropes, but Hot Shot Donovan reverses it. Hot Shot Donovan hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a kick. Hot Shot Donovan hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a jawbreaker. SP: A jawbreaker..Hot shot resorting to small moves. NS: Heck he's too tired to do anything else. Hot Shot Donovan takes Boom-Boom Obuhowich down with a flying dropkick. Hot Shot Donovan is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Hot Shot Donovan goes for a vertical suplex, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich reverses it. The crowd erupts. Boom-Boom Obuhowich gives the sign for the Choke Slam. Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes the Choke Slam on Hot Shot Donovan. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. SP: And Hot Shot kicks out after a choke slam.. NS: I have to Say I don't like Hot Shot but he sure will never give up. Boom-Boom Obuhowich punches Hot Shot Donovan. The crowd is giving Boom-Boom Obuhowich a standing ovation. Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Hot Shot Donovan. The crowd is behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich all the way. Hot Shot Donovan kicks Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Hot Shot Donovan punches Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Boom-Boom Obuhowich chops Hot Shot Donovan. The crowd is behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich all the way. Boom-Boom Obuhowich chops Hot Shot Donovan. The crowd is behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich all the way. Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses a spinebuster slam on Hot Shot Donovan. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. SP: Hot Shot is BB play toy now. NS: Yep, Hot Shot is checking to see if the floor is ok. Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Hot Shot Donovan with a bodyslam. Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a Big Leg Drop on Hot Shot Donovan. The chants for Boom-Boom Obuhowich are deafening. Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes an atomic drop on Hot Shot Donovan. Boom-Boom Obuhowich places Hot Shot Donovan on the turnbuckle. Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a superplex on Hot Shot Donovan. The crowd is going crazy. Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses a ropeburn on Hot Shot Donovan. Boom-Boom Obuhowich chops Hot Shot Donovan. Boom-Boom Obuhowich chops Hot Shot Donovan. Boom-Boom Obuhowich puts Hot Shot Donovan in a hangman. Hot Shot Donovan tries to escape the hold. Hot Shot Donovan tries to fight the pain. SP: another long hold. NS: Hot shot is a brawler not a submission expert. Hot Shot Donovan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 29 seconds. Boom-Boom Obuhowich throws Hot Shot Donovan out of the ring. Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a snap mare on Hot Shot Donovan. Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses a low blow on Hot Shot Donovan. Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes the Choke Slam on Hot Shot Donovan on the concrete floor. SP: A Choke Slam on the floor. NS: Hot Shot is out cold. The crowd is behind Boom-Boom Obuhowich all the way. Hot Shot Donovan is out cold. Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails Hot Shot Donovan with a Gorilla Press. Master Of Pain comes from behind, but Hot Shot Donovan nails Master Of Pain. Earl Hebner counts: 1. Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Hot Shot Donovan into the guardrail. Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a bodyslam on Hot Shot Donovan. Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes the Choke Slam on Hot Shot Donovan on the concrete floor. The chants for Boom-Boom Obuhowich are deafening. Hot Shot Donovan is out cold. SP: Another Choke Slam on the floor. How. Much more can Hot Shot take. Earl Hebner counts: 2. Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Hot Shot Donovan into the guardrail. Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a snap mare on Hot Shot Donovan. Master Of Pain comes from behind, but Hot Shot Donovan nails Master Of Pain. Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Hot Shot Donovan into the guardrail. Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes Hot Shot Donovan down with a low blow. Trisha Deneke comes from behind and distracts Boom-Boom Obuhowich. Earl Hebner counts: 3. They're brawling inside the ring area. Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails Hot Shot Donovan with a neck snap. They're brawling inside the ring area. Earl Hebner counts: 4. SP: It's a 4 count and both men have yet to get into the ring. Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a Gorilla Press on Hot Shot Donovan. Earl Hebner counts: 5. Master Of Pain comes from behind and distracts Hot Shot Donovan. Earl Hebner counts: 6. Boom-Boom Obuhowich uses a snap mare on Hot Shot Donovan. Earl Hebner counts: 7. Earl Hebner counts: 8. Master Of Pain comes from behind and distracts Hot Shot Donovan. Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Hot Shot Donovan into the guardrail. Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits a snap mare on Hot Shot Donovan. Earl Hebner counts: 9. SP: A nine count. I don't think BB knows just how long he's been out there. Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Hot Shot Donovan into the guardrail. Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails Hot Shot Donovan with a low blow. Earl Hebner counts: 10. EH: A DOUBLE COUNTOUT ! SP: Boom-Boom is looking around he can't believe this match is over. He is arguing with the referee. NS: While he is arguing, Hot Shot just jumped him from behind and they are brawling on the floor. The crowd is going wild a few fans are trying to get in a few hits of their own. SP: This is incredible...a double countout and they are still at it. NS: Security is being called in to separate these two. SP: What a great match. Perhaps if Hebner had let it continue... well never Mind. The wrestlers have been separated and it is time for our final match Of the evening. NS: Final match? That will only make three. SP: Well it appears that the fourth match was scraped due to time restraints. Mr. Roboto is furious about but he will get over it. But first a word from our sponsor. [Cut to a commercial... [The camera fades into a shot of a very well dressed man in a black Italian suit, cobra skin boots and shades, walking down any street in small town USA. Upon this lazy dog day afternoon the man passes a poor small child dressed in raggedy clothing and whose face is smudged with dirt. As the man continues to walk his wallet falls out of his coat pocket. The young boy runs and picks up the wallet then yells:] B: Hey Mister you dropped your wallet! [As the man stops and slowly turns around the camera shows the small boy holding up the wallet to the stranger. The man takes the wallet and glances at the currency inside. He stoops, removes his sun glasses and looks the boy directly in the eyes and smiles. Standing up he pats him on the head and talks to the young boy.] S: You did a very noble thing today. I can see that you are poor and you could have easily of taken the wallet and left. But truth and goodness made you give it back to me. You deserve a large reward. [The boy is standing straight and tall beaming with a large smile from ear to ear. The man then turns and walks away counting his money and smiling to himself] GOT CASH!? [Finally shot shows the boy walking slowly away with his head bent and a tear in his eye. He reaches inside his pants pocket and pulls out a wad of 100's] YEP!]] NS: Hey I recognize that boy. He was the oscar mayer kid back in the fifties. Hasn't changed in all of these years. SP: And our final clue for the past wrestler is... if he had stayed, Mulder And Scully would be investigating him. NS: OK let's see those emails on who you think it is. SP: This is our final match of the evening. And it is going to be a good one. NS: I don't know how good it is going to be. You have a man in a depressed state verus a man who is in top physical shape and is ready to kick ass and take names. SP: No Shade, Titan has already fought his match, I'm talking about Panzer Strum. NS: Oh...I knew that. However I see that Titan is taking on the Church. SP: Kind of reminds me of another insane person I know. But that is neither here nor there. As least he is working his way up. He has the Dodger this Sunday and if he accepts, Sandman and Shhh the following week. NS: I wouldn't be in his shoes for the "world title" SP: Well you know how youth is. But this match is about Pagan and Panzer so let's get this show going. NS: This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-match scheduled for one fall. [The arena lights dim and smoke being to rise from the floor of the arena, silent surrounds the stale air and Death Wish by Christian Death begins to play...] RA: Introducing first... Led to the ring by Mr. Smith... From New, Orleans, Louisiana... Weighing in at 246 pounds... Pagan [The crowd goes wild as the Church of Pain Logo appears on the video wall and Pagan emerges onto the entrance ramp.] Damn is that Pagan. He is looking a bit rough don't you think. I think he looks pretty good for a guy that hasn't slept in days. I don't know if he will get 2 minutes into this match. Pagan is a survivor. He will not only last two minutes, he will be there for the duration. [Pagan stares straight ahead as if focusing on getting to the ring as the crowd gives him a mixture of cheers and boos. As he gets into the ring his music dies down and is replaced by "Drug Against War" by KMFDM] RA: His opponent... Led to the ring by Fraulein Domina... From Bremen, Germany... Weighing in at 308 pounds... Panzer Sturm [Panzer Strum and Fraulein Domina emerge to the cheers of the crowd. Laser lights are shooting throughout the arena as Sturm and Fraulein Domina make their way to the ring.] SP: Panzer is looking good. Pagan may have a little something to worry about tonight. NS: Yes but you forget one thing. SP: What's that? NS: Pagan strives on pain. SP: Well he is going to be "striving" very well tonight by the looks of things. NS: The bell just rang so let's get to the action. They lock up. Pagan runs into the ropes. Pagan hits Panzer Sturm with a clothesline. Panzer Sturm falls out of the ring. SP: For a man that is depressed he sure nailed Panzer with that clothesline. NS: It wasn't Pagan that did that it was his inner-self fighting to get out. SP: What?! NS: It was a lucky shot. SP: Oh Pagan goes through the ropes. Pagan executes a standing moonsault on Panzer Sturm. Mike Myers counts: One, two, kickout. They're brawling inside the ring area. Pagan throws Panzer Sturm over the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Pagan throws Panzer Sturm over the guardrail. Pagan hits Panzer Sturm with a Tombstone. Pagan is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Pagan nails Panzer Sturm with a side suplex. Pagan throws Panzer Sturm over the guardrail. Pagan goes for a figure-four leglock, but Panzer Sturm kicks him off. SP: Well Pagan had him on his back getting ready to lock him down but Panzer kicked him off. Panzer Sturm is going for the pin. Mike Myers counts: One, two, kickout. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Panzer Sturm throws Pagan over the guardrail. NS: I guess Panzer wanted to make sure Pagan didn't injure himself on that guardrail. SP: Any bets on where the final pin will be? NS: Stuck in Panzer's heart if Pagan has anything to say about it. Panzer Sturm knocks Pagan into the ringsteps. They're brawling inside the ring area. Pagan goes for a spinning power bomb, but Panzer Sturm counters it with a bulldog headlock. In turn, Pagan counters it with a back suplex. Pagan throws Panzer Sturm back into the ring. Pagan brings the table into the ring. NS: The last time we had tables, no one could break the dang things. Maybe tonight's the night for firewood. SP: Perhaps but it is going to take a lot to put Sturm on that table and keep him there. Panzer Sturm gets a full nelson on Pagan. Pagan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Panzer Sturm hits Pagan. A portion of the crowd is booing Panzer Sturm. Pagan chops Panzer Sturm. Pagan is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Pagan punches Panzer Sturm. Pagan goes for a standing wristlock, but Panzer Sturm blocks it. Panzer Sturm executes a headbutt on Pagan. SP: Panzer had just knocked Pagan senseless with a headbutt. NS: Pagan is rubbing his forehead and glaring at Panzer. This doesn't look good. Panzer Sturm goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Pagan counters it with an elbowsmash. Pagan punches Panzer Sturm. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Pagan. Panzer Sturm punches Pagan. Panzer Sturm is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Panzer Sturm chops Pagan. Panzer Sturm whips Pagan into the ropes. Panzer Sturm hits Pagan with a kick. Panzer Sturm goes for a football tackle, but Pagan counters it with a kick to the head. SP: Pagan really had to reach for that boot to the head. NS: I'm surprised he didn't pull something with that stretch. Pagan runs into the ropes. Pagan hits a swinging neckbreaker on Panzer Sturm. Pagan attempts to place Panzer Sturm on the turnbuckle, but Panzer Sturm blocks it. Pagan hits a single-leg takedown on Panzer Sturm. Pagan whips Panzer Sturm into the ropes. Pagan and Panzer Sturm get hit with a double clothesline. Pagan goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but Panzer Sturm counters it with an armbar submission. SP: Panzer is applying press to that upper arm area. NS: I would imagine that one could easily break an elbow if the pressure was a few inches lower. SP: Don't give Panzer any ideas Shade. Pagan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Panzer Sturm whips Pagan into the turnbuckle. Panzer Sturm runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Pagan moves out of the way. Pagan hits Panzer Sturm with a tilt-a-whirl suplex. A portion of the crowd is cheering Pagan. Pagan is going for the pin. Mike Myers counts: One, two, kickout. SP: Panzer collides into the turnbuckle and Pagan attempts to pin him with a tilt-a-whirl suplex. Pagan whips Panzer Sturm into the turnbuckle. Pagan runs shoulder-first into the corner. Pagan whips Panzer Sturm into the ropes. Pagan and Panzer Sturm get hit with a double clothesline. Pagan takes Panzer Sturm down with a piledriver. Pagan is going for the pin. Mike Myers counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Pagan takes Panzer Sturm down with a spinning backbreaker. A portion of the crowd is cheering Pagan. Pagan locks Panzer Sturm in a camel clutch. SP: Pagan has Sturms head back so far that is looks like he is going to take his head right off. NS: Panzer is having trouble and it looks like this match may be over with. SP: Strum is struggling to reach the ropes. Panzer Sturm reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Pagan throws Panzer Sturm out of the ring. Pagan goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Pagan reenters the ring. Panzer Sturm follows him back in. Pagan uses a spinning DDT on Panzer Sturm. Pagan acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Pagan attempts to place Panzer Sturm on the turnbuckle, but Panzer Sturm blocks it. Pagan hits Panzer Sturm with a tilt-a-whirl suplex. Pagan seemingly enjoys the boos. SP: I have to tell you Shade that this crowd is starting to warm up to Pagan's style of wrestling. NS: I don't know...I believe it is because Shhh is have Mr. Jones take down all the tag numbers of their vehicles outside. Pagan takes Panzer Sturm down with a swinging punch. Pagan hits a side suplex on Panzer Sturm. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Pagan. Pagan nails Panzer Sturm with a waistlock suplex. Mike Myers counts: One, two, thr... kickout. SP: This is the third or fourth time that Pagan has nearly pinned Panzer Sturm with a variation of the suplex. Pagan uses a swinging punch on Panzer Sturm. Pagan kicks Panzer Sturm. The cheers for Pagan are drowning out the boos. Pagan hits Panzer Sturm. The cheers for Pagan are drowning out the boos. Panzer Sturm kicks Pagan. Panzer Sturm hits an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Pagan. Panzer Sturm puts Pagan in a kneelock submission. Pagan is valiantly trying to break the hold. SP: Panzer Sturm is applying pressure to Pagan's bad knee. You can actually see the sweat forming on his brow. NS: Yup, but look at that smile forming on his face. He is eating this up. Pagan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Panzer Sturm executes an earringer on Pagan. Panzer Sturm is starting to get more cheers than boos. Panzer Sturm gets a sleeperhold on Pagan. Pagan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Panzer Sturm hits a Northern Lights suplex on Pagan. Mike Myers counts: One, two, kickout. Panzer Sturm uses a Northern Lights suplex on Pagan. Mike Myers counts: One, two, kickout. Panzer Sturm takes Pagan down with an elbowsmash. Panzer Sturm takes Pagan down with a German suplex. Mike Myers counts: One, two, in the ropes... NS: Suplex is the pin move of the night. SP: That's true but there are a variety of suplexes. NS: Who cares as long as it gets the job done. Panzer Sturm uses a bulldog headlock on Pagan. Panzer Sturm nails Pagan with a football tackle. Panzer Sturm whips Pagan into the ropes. Panzer Sturm hits Pagan with a clothesline. Panzer Sturm whips Pagan into the ropes. Fraulein Domina trips Pagan. Panzer Sturm takes Pagan down with a spinebuster slam. Mike Myers counts: One, two, kickout. Panzer Sturm goes for a bodyslam, but Pagan counters it with a small package. Mike Myers counts: One, two, thr... kickout. SP: Panzer was preparing to bodyslam Pagan into never-neverland and Pagan wraps him up into a small package to a "thr" count. SP: They both have had their share of near pins this evening, but until the word three escapes Myers mouth, this match will continue. Pagan hits Panzer Sturm. The cheers for Pagan are drowning out the boos. Pagan hits Panzer Sturm. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Pagan. Panzer Sturm hits Pagan. Panzer Sturm hits Pagan. Panzer Sturm whips Pagan into the ropes. Pagan misses with an elbow. Pagan hits Panzer Sturm with a kick. Pagan whips Panzer Sturm into the ropes. Pagan takes Panzer Sturm down with a single-leg takedown. Pagan kicks Panzer Sturm. Pagan punches Panzer Sturm. The boos are resurfacing again. SP: Pagan really had the crowd behind him, but as he is losing stream he is losing support. Pagan throws Panzer Sturm out of the ring. Pagan goes for a plancha, but Panzer Sturm moves out of the way. Fraulein Domina comes from behind and distracts Pagan. NS: Pagan is being distracted by Sturm's manager and Sturm is taking this opportunity to get some type of rally going. Panzer Sturm whips Pagan into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Panzer Sturm throws Pagan over the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Panzer Sturm nails Pagan with a headbutt. Panzer Sturm whips Pagan into the guardrail. Panzer Sturm whips Pagan into the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Pagan hits a swinging punch on Panzer Sturm. SP: These two have been going at it for approximately 11 grueling minutes and neither one of them are getting any closer to a win. They're brawling up the aisle. Pagan executes a single-leg takedown on Panzer Sturm. Mr. Smith comes from behind, but Panzer Sturm nails Mr. Smith. Pagan is going for the pin. Mike Myers counts: One, two, shoulder up. Pagan complains about a slow count. NS: Pagan doesn't like the count. He feels Myers deliberately slowed it down. SP: I think he is just tired and every second feels like an hour. Pagan whips Panzer Sturm into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Pagan goes for an armlock leglock submission, but Panzer Sturm blocks it. Panzer Sturm knocks Pagan into the ringpost. They're brawling inside the ring area. Pagan reenters the ring. Panzer Sturm follows him back in. Pagan gives the sign for the Final Judgement. NS: Pagan has just given the sign for his finisher. This match could finally be over with. Pagan attempts to place Panzer Sturm on the turnbuckle, but Panzer Sturm blocks it. SP: I don't think Panzer wants it over with quite yet. Pagan nails Panzer Sturm with a waistlock suplex. Mike Myers counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Pagan hits a spinning backbreaker on Panzer Sturm. Pagan takes Panzer Sturm down with a vertical suplex. Fraulein Domina enters the ring and hits Pagan with the riding crop. NS: Jesus Panzer you need to tell Fraulein Domina to leave your sex toys at home. Before Fraulein Domina connects, Pagan moves out of the way. Fraulein Domina hits Panzer Sturm. NS: Oh baby... come up here and do that. SP: You're a sick man Shade. Pagan throws Fraulein Domina over the top rope. Pagan hits a standing moonsault on Panzer Sturm. Mike Myers counts: One, two, in the ropes... Pagan goes for a grapevine, but Panzer Sturm kicks him off. Panzer Sturm runs into the ropes. Pagan hits Panzer Sturm with a kick. Pagan whips Panzer Sturm into the ropes, but Panzer Sturm reverses it. Pagan gives the sign for the Final Judgement. Pagan attempts to place Panzer Sturm on the turnbuckle, but Panzer Sturm blocks it. SP: Pagan can't seem to get Panzer to cooperate so he can complete his finisher. NS: Well perhaps if he asks him nicely next time, I am sure Panzer will not mind. Pagan catches Panzer Sturm in a standing wristlock. Pagan lets go after 14 seconds. Pagan goes for a vertical suplex, but Panzer Sturm blocks it. Panzer Sturm kicks Pagan. A portion of the crowd is booing Panzer Sturm. Panzer Sturm punches Pagan. Panzer Sturm chops Pagan. A portion of the crowd is booing Panzer Sturm. Panzer Sturm nails Pagan with a side suplex. A portion of the crowd is booing Panzer Sturm. Panzer Sturm takes Pagan down with a backbreaker. SP: Panzer brought Pagan down hard across his knee. I think I heard something pop all the way up here. Panzer Sturm hits an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Pagan. Panzer Sturm hits Pagan with a jawbreaker. A portion of the crowd is booing Panzer Sturm. Panzer Sturm throws Pagan out of the ring. Panzer Sturm goes through the ropes. NS: Bad move on Sturm's part. Pagan enjoys the ring area. Panzer Sturm throws Pagan over the guardrail. Panzer Sturm hits Pagan with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker. Fraulein Domina comes from behind and distracts Pagan. They're brawling behind the guardrail. They're brawling down the aisle. SP: The are in the aisle and the fans have an up close personal view of the match. NS: I believe that one fan just pinched Pagan in the buttocks. SP: Must have, he just looked at her and winked. Pagan nails Panzer Sturm with a spinning power bomb. Mike Myers counts: One, two, three. SP: A spinning power bomb and Panzer Sturm is no more. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. SP: The people here are on their feet stomping and cheering. Pagan is looking at everyone in disbelief. [Mike Myers walks over to Pagan and raises his arm] MM: Ladies and Gentlemen the winner in a time of 14 minutes and 17 seconds.... Pagan! SP: That was one hell of a fight tonight. I really thought Sturm had the match several times tonight. NS: It has been a long night for all. These matches seemed to go on forever. SP: Well I have to tell you that Shhh has a lot of competition from these younger wrestlers. It seemed like they just keep going and never quit. NS: That is true but the older guys know to jump in and get it over with so they don't have to stay in that long. SP: And speaking of being long....winded that is... it has been a great night for wrestling. Join the SWF on Sunday for Slaughterhouse. NS: Until then this is Simon Phoenix and Night Shade Lane saying: SP & NS: Good Fight....Good Night