Take a look around and fade into some SWF wrestlers in the year 2020. The camera pans the various rooms of a retirement home. In the first room we see beer cans and trash strewn all over the floor and we find several old SWF wrestlers sitting around the big screen TV watching RAW. The camera focus' on an unshaven gray hair Gods Tears, wearing ripped jeans and a old south park tee short. He is seen catching a beer that 50 year senile Doug Bacon has just thrown at him. Doug just isn't moving at quickly as he use to. GT is still telling the story about how he remembers ramming Rebel's head into the jukebox. And speaking of music, in the corner of the room with headphones on, we see a long haired, slightly balding person with headphones still listening to the music of the 60's and 70's wearing a "I Love Rock and Roll" tee shirt and jeans. Next to him punching buttons on the Jukebox is his manager and friend, who is wearing a shirt that just says Hero on it. As the cameras pans to the next room we see Trinity members Equalizer, Donovan and The Living Dead. Equalizer is still trying to convince the rest of the group that chaos will someday rule the SWF and the Dead who are now nothing but skin and bones, are walking around looking for items to put in their stewpot. Donovan is seen just sitting in his wheel chair enjoying Trisha's shoulder rubs. All seems at peace with the world when a limo pulls up. A Tattooed Sandman steps out wearing a muscle shirt and jeans and is helped inside by his wife/manager Michelle. Next Mr. Shhh steps out of the limo. Tell-tale wrinkles and scars make known his lifestyle. He is dressed in his Italian silk suit and wearing his trenchcoat. Mr. Smith and Mr. Jones are still at his side. He still walks with the Gold Cane that The Headhunter gave to him just a month before the BBRR in 1998. Also accompanying Mr. Shhh is his wife Shoko. The Headhunter doesn't visit the home much any more as he is now living and taking care of his bedridden brother The Original Gangsta. Finally stepping out of the limo is a man in a red, green, and gold plaid kilt. Sean McKenzie and his wife Jezebel walk towards the front door of the home. Sean is graying around the temples and walks with a slight limp. Says he received it fighting Mr. Shhh at the April 22 Triumphant Tuesday fight. As the scene begins to fade we see two dark figures sneaking around outside the retirement home... Trying to be quiet one figure knocks over a trash can and the other starts yelling at him... If you hadn't lost f[beep]ing the World Title Belt Dodger we wouldn't have to be here. Oh yeah, well screw you Flash, it's your fault that you couldn't stay quiet enough to prevent those damn dogs from attacking me. And now we return to present day when... LIVE FROM CHARLOTTE NORTH CAROLINA.... IT'S AROUND THE WORLD! Good evening ladies and Gentlemen I am Simon Phoenix and with me tonight is the one and only Night Shade. We will be hosting this card in lovely Charlotte North Carolina at Independence arena. Charlotte is called the Queen City and is becoming a major banking hub. We appreciate all of the assistance we have received and invite all of the crew to a party at the end of the card at TGIF. Now without further ado let's get on with it P: Ok Shade who is our first match of the evening. S: Well It is newcomer Sven Pieterson Facing up against one of the greatest wrestlers since the mighty Flash...Mr. Roboto. P: Ahhh Mr. Roboto's still around? I thought he was in the Bonsai business now. S: Well apparently he has given it up to be here tonight. Ladies and Gentlemen introducing in our first match of the night standing 6'8" and weighing in at 305lbs. all the way from Stockholm, Sweden... Sven "Ice Pick" Pieterson accompanied by his manager Helga. Swedish National Anthem begins to play as Sven, who is carry the flag of his country, and his manager make their way to the ring. S: I always thought that was the red cross flag...I didn't know that some country actually owned it. P: Yes Shade you see Sweden is neutral and...oh never mind. Pieterson's opponent tonight stands 5'9" tall and weighs in at 220 lbs. Ladies and Gentlemen all the way from Toyko Japan, MR. ROBOTO! "Mr. Roboto" by Styx begins to play and Mr. Roboto makes his way to ringside to the sound of cheers coming from the crowd. They lock up. Sven Pieterson goes for a punch, but Mr. Roboto blocks it. Mr. Roboto nails Sven Pieterson with an enzuilariato. Mr. Roboto hits Sven Pieterson with a flying sunset flip. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout. S: Jesus a two count already...Roboto being a former World Champ really knows his way around the ring. P: Ahh..Shade...Mr. Roboto has never held the world title...because of one little thing... S: Being held back by the T.W.O? P: No...he just sucks... Mr. Roboto is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Sven Pieterson goes for a lariat, but Mr. Roboto blocks it. Mr. Roboto takes Sven Pieterson down with an enzuilariato. Mr. Roboto climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Sven Pieterson nails him in the stomach. Mr. Roboto falls onto the top turnbuckle. Sven Pieterson is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Sven Pieterson takes Mr. Roboto down with a superplex. Sven Pieterson nails Mr. Roboto with a slingshot. Sven Pieterson places Mr. Roboto on the turnbuckle. Sven Pieterson takes Mr. Roboto down with a superplex. Sven Pieterson uses a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Mr. Roboto. S: You know I was wondering just what kind of name is Sven...is that like French? P: I believe it is German.. S: Heh..we kick there a$$ in the old WW III P: But in any event look at Sven go, He is dominating Mr. Roboto. S: Ahh Roboto is just playing with him. Mr. Roboto chops Sven Pieterson. The crowd is really behind Mr. Roboto. Mr. Roboto punches Sven Pieterson. Sven Pieterson chops Mr. Roboto. Mr. Roboto punches Sven Pieterson. Mr. Roboto punches Sven Pieterson. The crowd is going crazy. Mr. Roboto kicks Sven Pieterson. Mr. Roboto has the crowd going wild. S: see I told you Sven is no match for a living God like Roboto!! Sven Pieterson chops Mr. Roboto. The crowd is behind Sven Pieterson all the way. Sven Pieterson hits Mr. Roboto. Sven Pieterson nails Mr. Roboto with a gutwrench suplex. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is behind Sven Pieterson all the way. Sven Pieterson hits Mr. Roboto with a European uppercut. Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes. Sven Pieterson misses with a kick. Sven Pieterson hits Mr. Roboto with a kick. Sven Pieterson nails Mr. Roboto with a lariat. S: Damn it...Kill him Roboto.... P: Well it looks like you living God is getting the crap kicked out of him... (Shade slaps Phoenix) S: Well don't you have the flair for stating the obvious. The crowd is going crazy. Sven Pieterson goes for a Gorilla Press, but Mr. Roboto blocks it. Mr. Roboto hits Sven Pieterson with a belly-to-belly suplex. Mr. Roboto whips Sven Pieterson into the ropes, but Sven Pieterson reverses it. Mr. Roboto executes a jumping DDT on Sven Pieterson. Mr. Roboto nails Sven Pieterson with a flying dropkick. (Shade Bows his head.) S: haha...Roboto is far from beaten just look at the dropkick...ahh a kick even Jackie Chan would be proud of... P: Jackie Who? (Shade grabs phoenix and lifts him off the ground.) S: Insolent Pig-dog...How dare you speak of the great Chan without bowing your head!!! (Shade puts Phoenix and gains control.) P: Ahh..sorry it will never happen again... S: See that it doesn't. Sven Pieterson hits Mr. Roboto with a DDT. The crowd is behind Sven Pieterson all the way. Sven Pieterson whips Mr. Roboto into the ropes. Mr. Roboto bumps into Mark Matarese. S: haha take out the Ref and it's all T.W.O Rules... P: I can't believe Roboto would sink to hitting a Ref...but judging by his record I would do anything it takes to get a win too. Sven Pieterson misses with an elbow. Mr. Roboto executes a thrust kick to the head on Sven Pieterson. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Roboto. Mr. Roboto executes the Modern Man on Sven Pieterson. S: THE MODERN MAN....good night this is over.. P: I can't believe it..Roboto is going to win... The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Roboto. Mr. Roboto goes for the pin. P: The ref is still out...he doesn't see anything. S: Nooooooooo!!! (Shade runs over to the ring and tries to wake Mark up.) S: these guys are so weak they just get bumped and are out like a light.. Mr. Roboto goes for a flying dropkick, but Helga shoves him off the turnbuckle. P: Smart move by Sven's manager Helga shoving Roboto off the Turnbuckle. Mark Matarese is back on the job. (Shade returns to the Broadcasting table.) S: I can't believe Mark didn't see Helga push Roboto...this is soooo cheap!! P: If the Ref didn't see it..it didn't happen.. S: Yea yea..if a tree falls and no one is around does it make a sound... P: ahh?? S: Of course it does...it always falls on gophers...man I hate gophers.. P: ahh..whatever... Sven Pieterson takes Mr. Roboto down with a double underhook suplex. Sven Pieterson executes a vertical suplex on Mr. Roboto. The crowd is giving Sven Pieterson a standing ovation. Sven Pieterson kicks Mr. Roboto. Mr. Roboto chops Sven Pieterson. The chants for Mr. Roboto are deafening. Sven Pieterson hits Mr. Roboto. Sven Pieterson hits a snap suplex on Mr. Roboto. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mr. Roboto locks Sven Pieterson in an armlock hammerlock submission. Sven Pieterson tries to escape the hold. Mr. Roboto lets go after 13 seconds. S: He let go I don't believe that... P: Tough luck..Sven is using it to his advantage.. Sven Pieterson whips Mr. Roboto into the ropes. Mr. Roboto goes for an enzuilariato, but Sven Pieterson counters it with a duck-down move. Sven Pieterson whips Mr. Roboto into the ropes. Sven Pieterson hits Mr. Roboto with a clothesline. P: Nice Clothesline there... Sven Pieterson whips Mr. Roboto into the turnbuckle. Mr. Roboto comes back and rocks Sven Pieterson with a kick to the midsection. Mr. Roboto whips Sven Pieterson into the ropes, but Sven Pieterson reverses it. Sven Pieterson goes for a Gorilla Press, but Mr. Roboto blocks it. Mr. Roboto takes Sven Pieterson down with an enzuilariato. Mr. Roboto climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Sven Pieterson nails him in the stomach. Mr. Roboto falls onto the top turnbuckle. The crowd is giving Sven Pieterson a standing ovation. S & P: OHHHHH that has to hurt... Sven Pieterson hits Mr. Roboto with a punch. Sven Pieterson whips Mr. Roboto into the ropes. Mr. Roboto executes an Asai moonsault on Sven Pieterson. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Mr. Roboto goes for a short arm scissors, but Sven Pieterson blocks it. Sven Pieterson goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Mr. Roboto blocks it. Mr. Roboto throws Sven Pieterson out of the ring. Mark Matarese counts: one, two, Sven Pieterson reenters the ring. Mr. Roboto goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Sven Pieterson Sven Pieterson places Mr. Roboto on the turnbuckle. Sven Pieterson executes a superplex on Mr. Roboto. S: Interesting nut just a suplex but a superplex.. P: Yes much like a kick and a Superkick... Sven Pieterson runs into the ropes. Mr. Roboto hits Sven Pieterson with a kick. Mr. Roboto nails Sven Pieterson with a kick to the head. Mr. Roboto hits a backspin DDT on Sven Pieterson. The crowd is giving Mr. Roboto a standing ovation. Mr. Roboto uses a moonsault bodyblock on Sven Pieterson. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout. Mr. Roboto complains about a slow count. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mr. Roboto goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Sven Pieterson counters it with a facerake. Sven Pieterson places Mr. Roboto on the turnbuckle. Sven Pieterson hits Mr. Roboto with a superplex. S: Jesus another superplex...how many can my boy take.. Sven Pieterson goes for a snap suplex, but Mr. Roboto blocks it. Mr. Roboto whips Sven Pieterson into the ropes. Sven Pieterson and Mr. Roboto get hit with a double clothesline. Sven Pieterson executes a bridging back suplex on Mr. Roboto. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Mr. Roboto goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Sven Pieterson counters it with a duck-down move. Sven Pieterson kicks Mr. Roboto. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sven Pieterson. Sven Pieterson kicks Mr. Roboto. Sven Pieterson executes the Northern Lights Suplex on Mr. Roboto. S: NO!!!!! Roberto is not moving... P: Yep I think that's all she wrote... The crowd is giving Sven Pieterson a standing ovation. Sven Pieterson goes for the pin. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three. The crowd is going into a frenzy. P: And the winner is Sven Pieterson in a time of 12:01 S: Ok who is next on the pain list tonight? P: The next match will be The Giant Killer vs John McGee. We will start that match in a few minutes but there seems to be some commotion in he locker room area. Let's see if we can find out what is going on. [Cameras cut away to the locker room area. We see Fatal Fury is holding a lead pipe and he s storming down the hallways. Every time he passes some sort of metal object, he hits it with the pipe as hard as he can, causing a loud clanging sound.] S: Hey you think we could get someone to talk to this guy down there and find out what is going on... he's giving me a headache. [A mic is turned on in the area and Fatal Fury's voice comes over loud and clear] FF: So, everybody's trying to plead their case as to why they deserve the TV Title? Well, we'll soon see about that. P: Man he is really pissed off about something. S: Well he is probably just feeling a little left out that we didn't invite him to come play with us tonight. P: No I think it is more then that... look he is leaving the locker room area and heading for the ring. [Fatal Fury comes down to the ring. One fan tries to shake his hand, but is hit with Fury's lead pipe. Fatal Fury enters the ring and grabs the mic.] FF: Well, well, well. If it ain't "Ric Flair Country"! [Huge crowd pop] FF: Some of you might be wondering what the hell I'm even in the building for tonight. Well, I've been hearing everybody in next week's TV Title tournament saying why they think they're going to win. Well, I'll guarantee one thing. Whether I win the title or not...and I think I will...anybody who steps in the ring against me is going to have to go through hell and back. [Fatal Fury throws the mic down and heads back to the locker room.] P: That was quite a statement by Fatal Fury. He is right though... as the TV title match gets closer, wrestlers are crawling out of the woodwork to let everyone know how great they are. S: OK you made you point and got your plug in for the match now can we get on with tonight's matches... P: Very well ... as I said in our next match we will have the Giant Killer vs John McGee. S: Oh Don't Tell Me....Are these two guys also up for the TV belt P: Yep... and remember to get your information in or you may be in for an unwanted surprise. S: Let's get on to the next match..pleaseeeee. INTRO P: This is going to be an interesting match. Tonight we will find out if size really does matter. To begin with we have John McGee. This guys is 6'8" but only weighs 280 lbs. S: And most of that weight lies in that big blob on top of his shoulders. P: Shade, shut-up you don't know what you are talking about. S: Well Mr. Einstein then you tell me what is the air speed of an unladen swallow? P: African or European? S: OK that's it I'm out of here. P: Good now maybe I can get something done. Now as I was comparing size... John McGee is 6'8" at 280 lbs. and GK is 5'8" and weighs 250 lbs. John is a full 12" taller then GK but weighs a mere 30 lbs. more. Tonight we will see if size is a true factor in wrestling. Ladies and gentlemen the next event in tonight's card feature from Greenland, standing 5'8" tall and weighing in at 250lbs. THE GIANT KILLER. The arena lights dim and "For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica begins to play. The Giant Killer appears at the back of the arena and makes his way to the ring to the sound of booing coming from the crowd. P: Doesn't sound like they are real happy with the Giant Killer. S: Well that's probably because they have one of their own fighting against him tonight. As the Giant Killer reaches the ring the music shifts to "Small Town" by John Cougar Mellencamp. And from Charlotte North Carolina standing 6'8" and weighing in at 280 lbs. JOHN MCGEE! The crowd is going wild as their hometown boy John McGee makes his way to the ring. P: Well Charlotte really knows how to welcome back a native. We can hardly here Scott Thomas. The bell rings and the match is starting. They lock up. Giant Killer uses a vertical suplex on John McGee. Giant Killer takes John McGee down with a powerslam. Scott Thomas counts: One, kickout. S: Damn The Giant Killer almost pinned McGee in 2 moves... he must be serious about this match. P: I thought you were gone. S: I did go, now I'm back... live with it. Giant Killer goes for a splash, but John McGee counters it with a knee pull-up. John McGee places Giant Killer on the turnbuckle. John McGee nails Giant Killer with a belly-to-belly superplex. John McGee whips Giant Killer into the ropes, but Giant Killer reverses it. John McGee uses a Frankensteiner on Giant Killer. Scott Thomas counts: One, kickout. There are lots of chants for John McGee. P: It looks as though John McGee finally got focused and he is not going to be taken down so easily. John McGee locks Giant Killer in an armlock leglock submission. Giant Killer is valiantly trying to break the hold. Giant Killer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. John McGee whips Giant Killer into the turnbuckle. John McGee runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Giant Killer lifts his knee. Giant Killer executes a fallaway slam on John McGee. Giant Killer is going for the pin. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up. Giant Killer flexes his muscles. P: Giant Killer almost pinned McGee again... I think Thomas needs to speed up the count. S: He is now bad for a short person... you do realize short people got no reason...got no reason to live. P: Don't give up your night job Shade. Giant Killer is getting a good reaction from the crowd. John McGee begs off. Giant Killer nails John McGee with a backbreaker. The crowd is cheering on Giant Killer. Giant Killer executes a Frankensteiner on John McGee. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up. Giant Killer complains about a slow count. The crowd is going crazy. John McGee nails Giant Killer with an inside cradle. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. John McGee runs into the ropes. John McGee goes for a Frankensteiner, but Giant Killer counters it with a tiger driver. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. P: Giant Killer nails McGee again to the tune of a two count. McGee better watch out for GK tonight, he's really got it together. S: Yeah he better watch that he doesn't step on the little fellow. P: Shade you need an attitude change and GK may just come up here and do it personally. S: Well I'm not afraid of him, I'll just let Brian Frenck handle it. He handled Equalizer, he can certainly handle a little guy like GK. John McGee hits Giant Killer with a Northern Lights suplex. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. P: I don't believe it McGee just hit GK with the NL suplex and he got back up after a two count. John McGee goes for a kneelock submission, but Giant Killer counters it with a kick to the head. Giant Killer nails John McGee with a belly-to-belly suplex. Giant Killer goes for a Frankensteiner, but John McGee counters it with a power bomb. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. P: Giant Killer is all over McGee. S: With the exception of that great power bomb counter that McGee just laid on him. "BOOOOM" John McGee runs into the ropes. John McGee hits Giant Killer with a shoulderblock. John McGee attempts to place Giant Killer on the turnbuckle, but Giant Killer blocks it. John McGee hits an atomic drop on Giant Killer. John McGee kicks Giant Killer. S: John McGee is turning GK every which way but loose. The chants from this crowd for John McGee are deafening. P: Well it is still early in the match. It is still anyones game. S: Don't you hate picking the loooosers all of the time Phoenix? P: It ain't over till the fat lady sings. John McGee kicks Giant Killer. John McGee goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Giant Killer blocks it. Giant Killer goes for a neck snap, but John McGee blocks it. John McGee goes for a Frankensteiner from the top rope, but Giant Killer counters it with a power bomb. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, in the ropes... Giant Killer flexes his muscles. Giant Killer has the crowd going wild. Giant Killer attemps to place John McGee on the turnbuckle, but John McGee blocks it. Giant Killer executes a neck snap on John McGee. Giant Killer hits John McGee with a flying forearm. Scott Thomas counts: One, shoulder up. P: That's two pin attempts in a matter of minutes for the Giant Killer. John McGee is having problems standing up to the punishment. He is slow getting up. S: He's just taking a breather nothing to worry about. Giant Killer throws John McGee out of the ring. Giant Killer goes through the ropes. Giant Killer hits a chop on John McGee. Giant Killer goes for a Gorilla Press, but John McGee blocks it. Scott Thomas counts: 1. John McGee whips Giant Killer into the guardrail. John McGee goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Giant Killer blocks it. Giant Killer whips John McGee into the guardrail. P: They're brawling inside the ring area and Thomas has already started counting. S: I think in honor of the Birthday Bash Thomas should have to count to 29. P: Gee Shade that was very clever, how you just slide that one in. Giant Killer goes for a vertical suplex, but John McGee blocks it. Scott Thomas counts: 2. John McGee goes for a DDT, but Giant Killer blocks it. Scott Thomas counts: 3. Giant Killer goes for a Frankensteiner, but John McGee counters it with a tiger driver. The crowd is giving John McGee a standing ovation. Scott Thomas counts: 4. John McGee locks Giant Killer in a figure-four leglock. Scott Thomas counts: 5. P: Thomas is at the half way point in his count and McGee is heading back into the ring. S: Yeah and I notice that Giant Killer is heading that way also... although it is hard to see what's on the other side of John McGee. John McGee reenters the ring. Giant Killer follows him back in. John McGee hits a fisherman suplex on Giant Killer. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is on its feet cheering for John McGee. S: HAHA did you see that Phoenix? Giant Killer no sooner crawled into the ring then McGee was all over him and almost got the pin. P: The optimum word here is "almost" John McGee attempts to place Giant Killer on the turnbuckle, but Giant Killer blocks it. John McGee runs into the ropes. Giant Killer gets a sleeperhold on John McGee. John McGee reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Giant Killer whips John McGee into the turnbuckle, but John McGee reverses it. John McGee runs shoulder-first into the corner. Giant Killer takes John McGee down with a dropkick. Giant Killer is going for the pin. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. P: A good move by GK almost ending this match. S: Uh what was that optimum word again? Almost? Giant Killer goes for a snap suplex, but John McGee counters it with a vertical suplex. John McGee throws Giant Killer out of the ring. John McGee goes through the ropes. John McGee whips Giant Killer into the guardrail. John McGee reenters the ring. Giant Killer follows him back in. John McGee whips Giant Killer into the ropes. Giant Killer puts John McGee in a sleeperhold. John McGee reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Giant Killer uses a fallaway slam on John McGee. Giant Killer throws John McGee out of the ring. P: McGee is thrown out of the ring and Thomas is quickly counting. S: Hey Thomas you think you can count that high...need an extra hand. P: Shade, you keep this up and they are going to bar you from the arena. S: Phoenix, they wouldn't dare. These people are my roots, my friends. They will protect me. P: You may be right, but the look of this crowd I bet we have more weapons here then the National Guard Armory, Did you see all of those trucks in the parking lot? S: I noticed all of the gun racks inside the trucks. P: You would. Scott Thomas counts: one, two, three, four, five, John McGee reenters the ring. Giant Killer throws John McGee out of the ring. Scott Thomas counts: one, two, three, four, John McGee reenters the ring. Giant Killer goes for an inverted atomic drop, but John McGee blocks it. John McGee puts Giant Killer in a Sammartino backbreaker. Giant Killer breaks the hold with a slidedown after 9 seconds. Giant Killer goes for a dropkick, but John McGee counters it with a side step. John McGee whips Giant Killer into the turnbuckle. John McGee runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Giant Killer moves out of the way. The crowd is giving Giant Killer a standing ovation. P: The crowd is really behind the Giant Killer tonight. S: Well they are known to back the little guy around the parts. P: No Shade that's the under-dog. S: Hey I remember seeing him on Saturday morning cartoons just last week. Do you remember what he did for a disguise. P: No and I don't really care. Giant Killer uses an inverted power bomb on John McGee. The crowd erupts. John McGee whips Giant Killer into the ropes. Giant Killer hits John McGee with a shoulderblock. Giant Killer hits a neck snap on John McGee. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Giant Killer. Giant Killer runs into the ropes. S: Well he was a shoe shine boy, uh dog. And his girlfriend's name was Pearl. P: Shade pay attention to the match please. Giant Killer hits John McGee with a clothesline. Giant Killer goes for a powerslam, but John McGee counters it with a lariat. The crowd erupts. John McGee whips Giant Killer into the ropes. Giant Killer misses with a shoulderblock. John McGee misses with a kick. Giant Killer hits John McGee with a dropkick. Giant Killer flexes his muscles. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Giant Killer. Giant Killer puts John McGee in an armbar submission. John McGee is valiantly trying to break the hold. John McGee tries to escape the hold. John McGee reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Giant Killer goes for an inverted power bomb, but John McGee blocks it. John McGee runs into the ropes. John McGee goes for an armbar submission, but Giant Killer blocks it. Giant Killer takes John McGee down with a slap. P: I don't believe either one of these two half held a belt...so you know what that means... S: Let me guess... they are eligible for the new TV Title Belt. P: I disagree with those people who call you stupid. S: Why thank-you Phoenix...hey wait...who calls me stupid. Giant Killer takes John McGee down with a chop. Giant Killer nails John McGee with a slap. John McGee begs off. Giant Killer nails John McGee with a Frankensteiner. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. The chants for Giant Killer are deafening. Giant Killer goes for a moonsault, but John McGee counters it with a knee pull-up. John McGee gets a kneelock submission on Giant Killer. Giant Killer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. John McGee goes for a kneelock submission, but Giant Killer blocks it. Giant Killer hits a brain buster on John McGee. The crowd is behind Giant Killer all the way. John McGee begs off. S: No John, don't beg off.... you wimp! P: Stop yelling Shade, he can't hear you. Giant Killer whips John McGee into the ropes, but John McGee reverses it. Giant Killer catches John McGee in an armbar submission. John McGee reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Giant Killer hits John McGee with a powerslam. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Giant Killer. John McGee goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Giant Killer blocks it. Giant Killer hits a slap on John McGee. Giant Killer nails John McGee with a brain buster. The crowd erupts. Giant Killer executes a Frankensteiner on John McGee. Scott Thomas counts: One, shoulder up. Giant Killer throws John McGee out of the ring. Scott Thomas counts: one, two, three, John McGee reenters the ring. P: I think John McGee has spent more time on the outside of the ring tonight then he has on the inside. S: He does that on purpose, not only to rest but also to meet with his fans. P: Shade whatever you have been smoking tonight I would like some. S: No man I haven't been smoking anything, but these brownies are pretty tasty. Giant Killer executes a dropkick on John McGee. John McGee runs into the ropes. John McGee goes for a jumping DDT, but Giant Killer counters it with a backdrop. Giant Killer takes John McGee down with a Frankensteiner. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, three. P: The Giant Killer just nailed big John McGee with a backdrop and has won the match. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Giant Killer. Announcer: The winner of this match in a time of 12 minutes and 45 seconds. The Giant Killer. S: Well I guess size really doesn't matter in these matches. So who do we have up next? P: OK Shade for our next event we have Hell Hound vs The Headhunter. S: This is going to be an extra hard match to commentate... When we say Double H who are we going to be referring to? Hell Hound or Headhunter. P: Shade your such a moron... The Headhunter has already obtained the copyright on Double H. S: I am not a moron I just like to clear these things up before we get started and announce who the winner is. P (rubbing his temples): It's going to be a long night. Our next match features youth vs experience. We have a relatively newcomer to the SWF...and a wrestler that has been with the league for quite a while. ["Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson begins to blare over the arena loudspeakers... Everyone looks to the back of the arena. Soon they hear the distinct sound of a Harley Davidson engine... the curtain parts and Hell Hound is seen coming down the isle standing on the seat of the hog. As he nears the ring he jumps forward and flips into the ring, as a second person moves towards the front of the bike and rides it out the exit. S: Damn Now that is what I call an entrance! [The lights dim in the arena and the crowd begins to settle. "Tryin' To Stay Alive" by Wyclef Jean begins to play. The curtains part and in the entrance way stands a tall lean muscular figure. The crowd begins to cheer as The Headhunter struts his way to the ring.] Ladies and gentlemen all the way from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, standing 6'3" and weighing in at 252 lbs. "The HeadHunter" P: I have to tell you that Double H has been looking good this past month. He has really got it all together. And since his brother left... S: By the way, was that his real brother or one of those bro things. P: Look Shade if you can't understand what is going on in this league then just pack your bags and leave. S: You know Phoenix you are going to say that one time too often and I will go. I don't need your abuse I can't get abuse from anyone. P: Shut up Shade there is activity down at ringside. The fight is beginning. They lock up. Hell Hound places The Headhunter on the turnbuckle. Hell Hound hits a belly-to-belly superplex on The Headhunter. Hell Hound whips The Headhunter into the ropes. The Headhunter executes a jumping DDT on Hell Hound. The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The Headhunter hits a Big Leg Drop on Hell Hound. P: Hell Hound tried to start out strong but Double H was having no part of it. He just took the hound down with a Big old Leg drop. There are lots of chants for The Headhunter. S: Well Phoenix if it doesn't work out for Hell Hound in the SWF I here they are looking for a new Cujo star in "Cujo Come Home" The Headhunter goes for a DDT, but Hell Hound counters it with a low blow. Hell Hound takes The Headhunter down with the Running Forearm Smash. Hell Hound is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Hell Hound throws The Headhunter out of the ring. Hell Hound goes through the ropes. Hell Hound goes for a headbutt, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter executes a fisherman suplex on Hell Hound. P: Hell Hound and Double H are both contenders for the new TV title belt, so even if they lose here they still have another chance to kill each other in just a few weeks. Shade: Hell Hound has shown a lot of creativity in the league so far... but he is going to need more then that to take out Headhunter tonight. Scott Thomas counts: 1. They're brawling inside the ring area. Scott Thomas counts: 2. The Headhunter executes a fisherman suplex on Hell Hound. The Headhunter reenters the ring. Hell Hound follows him back in. Hell Hound brings the table into the ring. P: Looks like Hell Hound is going to introduce Double H to the table early tonight. Hell Hound hits an inverted atomic drop on The Headhunter. The Headhunter hits an elbowsmash on Hell Hound. The Headhunter executes a DDT on Hell Hound. The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!". The crowd is really behind The Headhunter. S: Headhunter is really playing the crowd here at Independence arena. I don't think I've seen such a large gathering of Red Necks since Jeff Foxworthy played here. P: Those are some big boys your are referring to Shade... I suggest you watch your mouth a little bit closer. S: Your probably right Phoenix, I am sorry... I have to apologize because they can hook up their houses around here and follow me everywhere. The Headhunter nails Hell Hound with a faceslam. The Headhunter hits a belly-to-back suplex on Hell Hound. The Headhunter nails Hell Hound with a front-layout superplex. The Headhunter is going for the pin. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. The Headhunter complains about a slow count. P: Headhunter got the first pin attempt of the night. S: But he needs to stop complaining about a slow count... Thomas does the best he can with his limited abilities. Hell Hound hits The Headhunter with an inside cradle. Scott Thomas counts: One, shoulder up. Hell Hound executes a low blow on The Headhunter. Hell Hound whips The Headhunter into the ropes. Hell Hound goes for a flying forearm, but The Headhunter counters it with a duck-down move. P: Several good attempts by Hell Hound to that down the Headhunter. S: But no cigar Phoenix. I wonder if it is true what they say about southern girl. P: Let's not even go there tonight Shade. S: Whaaaat? The Headhunter uses a reverse neckbreaker on Hell Hound. The crowd is going crazy. The Headhunter hits Hell Hound with a front-layout superplex. The Headhunter takes Hell Hound down with a jawbreaker. The Headhunter goes for the Hit, but Hell Hound counters it with a side step. The Headhunter runs into the ropes. Hell Hound hits a short lariat on The Headhunter. There are lots of chants for Hell Hound. P: It looks like the Hell Hound has started to get his own following. Hell Hound goes for the Welcome To Hell, but The Headhunter counters it with a backward kick. S: Did you see that Phoenix...It could have been all over but the shouting, but Double H came across with that great counter to Hell Hounds finisher. P: The crowd is really behind Headhunter. S: Double H always knew how to play the crowd Phoenix... Look at him flexing. P: The chants for The Headhunter are deafening. The Headhunter nails Hell Hound with a faceslam. The Headhunter nails Hell Hound with a front-layout superplex. The Headhunter goes for a jumping DDT, but Hell Hound counters it with a backdrop. Hell Hound goes for a sleeperhold, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter nails Hell Hound with a double underhook piledriver. The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter. The Headhunter goes for a European uppercut, but Hell Hound blocks it. Hell Hound takes The Headhunter down with a spinebuster slam. Scott Thomas counts: One, kickout. Hell Hound has the crowd going wild. P: Double H must be smarting a little after the last slam. He is leaning on the ropes trying to stay standing. Hell Hound throws The Headhunter out of the ring. Scott Thomas counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, The Headhunter reenters the ring. S: I don't hear Double H complaining of a slow count this time. Hell Hound puts The Headhunter in a clawhold. The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Hell Hound runs into the ropes. Hell Hound misses with a clothesline. Hell Hound hits The Headhunter with an elbow. Hell Hound executes an inverted atomic drop on The Headhunter. Hell Hound nails The Headhunter with a facebite. Hell Hound whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter reverses it. Hell Hound hits The Headhunter with a choke slam. Hell Hound uses a double underhook piledriver on The Headhunter. Hell Hound executes an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on The Headhunter. There are lots of chants for Hell Hound. P: Hell Hound is really taking over this match. He is all over The Headhunter. S: By the sound of that crowd Phoenix, it looks like Hell Hound is going to be a permanent fixture in this league. The Headhunter executes an elbowsmash on Hell Hound. The Headhunter kicks Hell Hound. The crowd is going crazy. The Headhunter hits Hell Hound. The Headhunter has the crowd going wild. Hell Hound chops The Headhunter. There are lots of chants for Hell Hound. Hell Hound chops The Headhunter. Hell Hound has the crowd going wild. Hell Hound executes a forearm smash on The Headhunter. Hell Hound goes for a punch, but The Headhunter blocks it. P: Double H is trying to get his second wind, but Hell Hound is just not letting up. The Headhunter executes a jumping DDT on Hell Hound. The Headhunter kicks Hell Hound. The chants for The Headhunter are deafening. Hell Hound punches The Headhunter. Hell Hound has the crowd going wild. Hell Hound punches The Headhunter. Hell Hound takes The Headhunter down with the Running Forearm Smash. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. Hell Hound has the crowd going wild. S: That big ole Hound damn near pinned Double H that time. P: Shade... your beginning to sound like a native Charlottetian... Hell Hound spits at a fan. The crowd is going crazy. S: HAHAHA..Did you see that great big wad of spit the Hell Hound just hocked on that fan. P: That's disgusting... someone get that poor guy a roll of paper towels to clean that mess up. Hell Hound whips The Headhunter into the turnbuckle, but The Headhunter reverses it. The Headhunter charges into the corner. The Headhunter hits Hell Hound with a piledriver. Hell Hound goes for a Russian legsweep, but The Headhunter counters it with an elbowsmash. The Headhunter chops Hell Hound. The chants for The Headhunter are deafening. The Headhunter chops Hell Hound. The crowd is behind The Headhunter all the way. The Headhunter hits Hell Hound. The Headhunter hits a DDT on Hell Hound. The Headhunter hits Hell Hound with a faceslam. The Headhunter whips Hell Hound into the ropes. Hell Hound misses with a clothesline. P: Double H appears to have gotten his second wind.... I think the Hell Hound is going to have his hands full now. S: Uh...Phoenix don't you mean paws... paws full. P: Shut-up Shade or Hell Hound is going to do more then spit on you. S: As long as he doesn't think I'm a fire hydrant then things are cool. The Headhunter executes a swinging neckbreaker on Hell Hound. The crowd is behind The Headhunter all the way. The Headhunter takes Hell Hound down with a jumping side kick. The Headhunter runs into the ropes. Hell Hound goes for a choke slam, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter goes for a faceslam, but Hell Hound blocks it. Hell Hound hits a jack-knife power bomb on The Headhunter. Scott Thomas counts: One, kickout. The Headhunter whips Hell Hound into the ropes, but Hell Hound reverses it. Hell Hound misses with a shoulderblock. Hell Hound hits The Headhunter with a kick. Hell Hound uses a waistlock suplex on The Headhunter. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, in the ropes... P: This match is going back and forth now... it could be anyone's game. S: And speaking of games... The Birthday Blast is the 29th correct? And are we invited? P: I've already gotten my invitation... I understand yours is in the mail. Hell Hound goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter uses a fisherman suplex on Hell Hound. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. The Headhunter hits Hell Hound with a reverse neckbreaker. The chants for The Headhunter are deafening. The Headhunter hits Hell Hound with an elbowsmash. The Headhunter nails Hell Hound with a kick to the head. The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!". The chants for The Headhunter are deafening. The Headhunter goes for a dropkick, but Hell Hound counters it with a side step. S: This is an exciting match, but these two wrestlers are getting tired. P: No Phoenix... Hell Hound grabbed his head because Double H kicked him there, not because he was tired. S: I knew that. Hell Hound uses a punch on The Headhunter. Hell Hound nails The Headhunter with a power bomb. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. There are lots of chants for Hell Hound. Hell Hound executes a Big Leg Drop on The Headhunter. Hell Hound runs into the ropes. The Headhunter hits Hell Hound with a clothesline. The Headhunter goes for a fisherman suplex, but Hell Hound blocks it. Hell Hound goes for a double underhook piledriver, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter hits a piledriver on Hell Hound. P: What a great move. Double H not only blocks Hell Hounds double underhook piledriver but comes back with a piledriver of his own. S: Hey luck shot. Double H hasn't won this thing yet... the Hell Hound is just getting his second wind. The Headhunter nails Hell Hound with a kick to the head. The Headhunter hits a dropkick on Hell Hound. The Headhunter hits a chop on Hell Hound. The Headhunter goes for a kick to the head, but Hell Hound blocks it. Hell Hound goes for an avalanche, but The Headhunter counters it with a side step. Hell Hound goes for a short lariat, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter goes for a spinebuster slam, but Hell Hound counters it with a kneelift. S: Did you see that Phoenix? Double H countered Hell Hound but Hell Hound countered Headhunters counter. Hell Hound places The Headhunter on the turnbuckle. Hell Hound nails The Headhunter with a belly-to-belly superplex. There are lots of chants for Hell Hound. Hell Hound goes for a Gorilla Press, but The Headhunter blocks it. The Headhunter runs into the ropes. The Headhunter goes for a dropkick, but Hell Hound counters it with a side step. Hell Hound runs into the ropes. Hell Hound hits The Headhunter with an elbow. Hell Hound is going for the pin. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up. S: Double H almost lost the match that time. P: Well I have to admit after the punishment these two wrestlers have taken this evening it is a wonder that either one of them are still standing. Hell Hound goes for an avalanche, but The Headhunter counters it with a kick to the head. The Headhunter takes Hell Hound down with a jawbreaker. The Headhunter executes the Hit on Hell Hound. The Headhunter has the crowd going wild. The Headhunter goes for the pin. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, three. The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Headhunter. P: DID YOU SEE THAT... he executed the HIT and took Hell Hound out... here's the official word. In a time of 12:10...The winner is The Headhunter! S: Well you did pick this one but I still think the Hell Hound should of won for the biggest luggy on a fans. P: You r revolting Shade... Let's get on to our next... wait a minute. What's going on here? (The crowd errupts into boos as Flash steps through the curtains and begins to walk towards the ring. As he passes by Headhunter, Flash opens his robe and points towards the Toughman belt. Flash grabs the microphone from the announcer and slides into the ring under the bottom rope. Hell Hound stands to his feet and looks directly at Flash.) Flash: Now just hold on a minute, Evel Knievel. Before you make the mistake of coming after the Saviour of the Universe and getting your ass kicked, just listen to me speak. (Hell Hound points his finger at Flash) Flash: Point that thing somewhere else, you f[beep]in piece of s[beep]. It's not you who has a bone to pick with me. It's me who has a bone to pick with you. (Hell Hound cracks his knuckles and begins to walk towards Flash who backs up very slowly) Flash: Oh yeah. You're big. You're strong. But because you're a f[beep]in idiot, let me clue you in on something..... it's your fault that I am not standing here today as the World Tag Team Champion. You screwed me over at Slaughterhouse when I had the Evil Dead beaten for those titles. And although I blame you completely, I just don't feel right about attacking an old friend from Detroit. (Hell Hound gets right up in Flash's face) Flash: But there's only one problem. I don't recognize you from my cellblock or neighborhood if you will. That face.... (Flash puts a hand on Hell Hound's face. Hound immediately slaps his hand away) Flash: I just don't recognize the face. I'm sure I know you though. I'll tell you what, I think I know where I've seen you before. Yeah, I'm sure of it. Do me a favor, just to help me see if I recognize you or not. (Flash reaches into the pocket of his robe and pulls out a bar of soap which he throws down on the mat) Flash: Turn around, bend over, and pick it up. (Hell Hound quickly grasps Flash's throat with both hands and tosses him back into the corner. As he pulls his fist back in preparation to hit, the Artful Dodger crawls out from under the ring, jumps in, and slams the chair into the back of Hell Hound.) Flash: Don't f[beep] with me, you little s[beep]. Get on your knees and beg the King of the Impossible for mercy. (Flash hits Hell Hound with a low blow. As Hell Hound hits the mat, The Artful Dodger continues to slam the chair into Hell Hound's face. Flash tosses the microphone down and begins kicking Hell Hound. Dodger tosses the chair to Flash and picks Hell Hound up to his feet. As the Artful Dodger holds Hound, Flash smacks the chair into his face then sets the chair up and points towards Dodger.) P: I think I see security on their way to the ring. Thank god. We have to break this up right now! S: Are you kidding? This is great! (Two members of security attempt to enter the ring. Flash runs against the ropes and knocks one of them to the floor before kicking the other one in the midsection and clotheslining him out. As the fans begin to boo louder and louder, The Artful Dodger executes Robbing You Blind on Hell Hound into the chair.) P: I can't believe what I just saw! These two guys are in for a lot of trouble when Brian Frenck gets a hold of them. S: You're a laugh a minute Simon. Brian is probably enjoying this just as much as Dodger and Flash are. (Flash picks up Hell Hound from the mat and executes the Miracle as more and more security is sent to the ring. The Artful Dodger and Flash both jumps over the top rope to the outside and head out of the arena through the booing crowd.) P: Well now that things are settling down let's get on to our final match of Madness vs The Thugz. The lights in the arena dim and "Madman" by Silverchair can be heard over the loud speakers. Ladies and gentlemen the next match is a tag team match. Introducing first the team of Madness...featuring Madman standing 6'9" and weighing in at 279 lbs. & his partner Insanity standing 6'5 and weighing 245 lbs. They are being lead to the ring by their manager Crazygirl. S: There is a mixed reaction from the crowd. We haven't really had a chance to see these guys in a lot of matches. As Madness climbs into the ring the music changes to : "Bow Down" by Westside Connection . Ladies and gentlemen introducing Madness opponents, former Tag Team Champions...The Thugz, Featuring C-Murder standing 6'7" and weighing in at 287 lbs. & his partner, The Shocker standing 7'0 and weighing in at 335 lbs. They are being lead to the ring by their manager Tyra. The crwod is cheering as the Thugz walk down the isle to the ring. P: Well it looks as though Madman and The Shocker are going to start this match. There is a lot of commotion down at ringside. OK here we go, Madman and Shocker are in the ring and they lock up... Madman goes for the Doctor Bomb, but The Shocker blocks it. S: Damn Phoenix did you see that... Madman started out with the Doctor Bomb, but it looked at though The Shocker had anticipated it. P: That's not all he anticipated looks who's coming into the ring now. I believe Madman is going to be in for a little bit of pain. C-Murder enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Shocker and C-Murder hit Madman with a double DDT. C-Murder leaves the ring. The Shocker executes a snap suplex on Madman. The Shocker hits Madman with a fisherman suplex. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout. P: The Shocker is getting a good reaction from the crowd. He almost ended the match before it really got started. S: This is a new tag team in the SWF... where are all these people coming from... This league is getting crowded. P: Well we must be doing something right, we've been here almost a years and are still growing. The Shocker locks Madman in a bearhug. Madman is struggling to reach the ropes. Madman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. The Shocker catches Madman in a clawhold. Madman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. The Shocker hits a jack-knife power bomb on Madman. Mark Matarese counts: One, shoulder up. The crowd is behind The Shocker all the way. P: See there he goes again.... he almost had Madman a second time. The Shocker places Madman on the turnbuckle. The Shocker executes a belly-to-belly superplex on Madman. The Shocker goes for a snap suplex, but Madman counters it with a vertical suplex. Madman uses a German suplex on The Shocker. Both men's shoulders are on the mat. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... kickout. S: Well that was definitely an interesting move...we almost had a double pin... The Shocker executes a fisherman suplex on Madman. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. The Shocker takes Madman down with a fallaway slam. The Shocker nails Madman with a back suplex. The Shocker tags out to C-Murder. P: There's the tag to C-Murder. Madman is not doing as well as I thought he would... he needs to tag out to Insanity. S: OK but can I tag Crazygirl? P: As crazy as you are Shade I don't think you would be able to handle her. S: Maybe not but it would sure be fun trying. I would like to see a match with some of the female managers we have in this league. Couldn't you see a match between Crazygirl and Baby girl or Jezebel, Michelle, or Destiny. P: You may have a point there Shade. S: You bet I have a point... all that womenly flesh, clothes flying every where, there is just something about cat fights that I........ P: Let's not go to what cat fights do to you Shade... let's see how the match is going. Madman goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but C-Murder blocks it. C-Murder runs into the ropes. C-Murder hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Madman. C-Murder runs into the ropes. C-Murder executes a choke slam on Madman. C-Murder is going for the pin. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up. P: C-Murder is all over Madman... what on earth can that rookie be thinking about.... S: I guess we all now know how Madman got his name... C-Murder uses a front-layout superplex on Madman. The crowd is cheering on C-Murder. C-Murder whips Madman into the ropes. C-Murder hits Madman with a clothesline. C-Murder goes for a flying forearm, but Madman counters it with a duck-down move S: Did you see that Phoenix... the Madman is getting ready to make his move... Lookout Thugz. P: Oh please.... one little counter and your declaring him a winner? S: Hey you have to give these guys a little support you know. Madman takes C-Murder down with a DDT. Madman takes C-Murder down with a legdrop. Madman executes a jack-knife power bomb on C-Murder. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout. Madman catches C-Murder in a chinlock deathlock submission. C-Murder is valiantly trying to break the hold. C-Murder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. C-Murder takes Madman down with a spin kick. The Shocker enters the ring to make it two-on-one. P: The Shocker and C-Murder are going to make quick work of Madman and we should be going home in about a minute or so. S: Well don't look now but Insanity has just about had enough and is going to even out the odds.... about time. Insanity enters the ring and lays out The Shocker. Madman and Insanity hit C-Murder with a double DDT. Insanity leaves the ring. Madman throws C-Murder out of the ring. Madman goes through the ropes. The crowd erupts. Madman whips C-Murder into the guardrail. Madman reenters the ring. S: What did I tell you Phoenix a little encouragement goes a long way. Madman was all over C-Murder. I'm surprised he was able to recover after Madman introduced him to the guardrail. C-Murder follows him back in. Madman executes a German suplex on C-Murder. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... kickout. The crowd erupts. P: You may be right Shade Madman almost finished off C-Murder and that is not an easy thing to do. Madman whips C-Murder into the turnbuckle, but C-Murder reverses it. C-Murder charges in with a handspring elbow. C-Murder tags out to The Shocker. The Shocker nails Madman with a crucifix. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout. The Shocker hits a flying clothesline on Madman. The crowd is giving The Shocker a standing ovation. The Shocker hits a DDT on Madman. The crowd is giving The Shocker a standing ovation. The Shocker places Madman on the turnbuckle. S: The Shocker is all over Madman... what endurance we have seen on the part of this new comer. P: More like stupidity... doesn't he know that he has a partner that he should be tagging out to? I don't know if he can take much more of this. Madman breaks loose and nails The Shocker with the Doctor Bomb. Mark Matarese counts: One, kickout. S: The last stand of a Madman. Can you believe it after all he had taken and he is still able to deliver that Doctor Bomb. P: Well I believe he has noticed he has a partner and is heading over that way with his arms in the air. S: A true Balboa stance if I've ever seen one. The crowd is giving Madman a standing ovation. Madman tags out to Insanity. P: Insanity is entering the ring, but Madman must be confused with all the abuse that he has taken because he has not left the ring yet. S: Nahhhhhh... he is just fine tuning some of the skills that the Thugz have shown him here tonight... It's called "Paybacks a Bitch" Madman executes a flying forearm on The Shocker. Mark Matarese counts: One, kickout. The crowd erupts. Insanity gets a cobra clutch on The Shocker. The Shocker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. C-Murder enters the ring and throws Madman out of the ring. P: I guess that is a move that Madman needs to work on S: What are you talking about Phoenix? P: The one where you learn to leave the ring on your own two feet. The Shocker and C-Murder whip Insanity into the ropes. The Shocker and C-Murder hit Insanity with a double choke slam. C-Murder leaves the ring. Insanity executes a German suplex on The Shocker. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up. Insanity takes The Shocker down with a flying bulldog. The crowd is going crazy. The Shocker goes for a backbreaker, but Insanity blocks it. Insanity throws The Shocker out of the ring. Insanity goes through the ropes. P: Insanity just threw The Shocker out of the ring and that is not and easy feat. The Shocker is 5" taller then Insanity and has him by about 100 lbs. S: I told you not to underestimate these guys. The are big, they are tough and they are totally insane to the point of madness. P: That was really bad Shade. S: Hey, just shut-up at least I'm trying..... It's not like I'm in law school and have just past the bar exam. Insanity hits The Shocker with a kneebreaker. Madman comes over to make it two-on-one. Madman executes a football tackle on The Shocker. Insanity goes for a cobra clutch, but The Shocker blocks it. The Shocker catches Insanity in a bearhug. Mark Matarese counts: 1. The Shocker nails Insanity with a brain buster. The Shocker throws Insanity back into the ring. P: Well at least you can't say The Shocker isn't polite... he just helped Insanity back into the ring. S: What was that comment about doing it on their own two feet at the beginning of the match. I don't think Insanity has learned that yet. The Shocker whips Insanity into the ropes, but Insanity reverses it. The Shocker nails Insanity with a choke slam. The Shocker uses an inverted power bomb on Insanity. The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Shocker. The Shocker goes for a DDT, but Insanity blocks it. Insanity takes The Shocker down with a fisherman suplex. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout. Insanity hits a German suplex on The Shocker. Mark Matarese counts: One, shoulder up. P: Insanity has come close in the last few minutes to pinning The Shocker. Perhaps the Shocker needs to remember he has a partner also. S: No, No leave him alone he is doing just fine. Insanity uses a ropeburn on The Shocker. Insanity whips The Shocker into the ropes. The Shocker misses with an elbow. The Shocker goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Insanity counters it with a facerake. Madman enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Madman takes The Shocker down with a flying forearm. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, C-Murder makes the save. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Madman. Insanity goes for a German suplex, but The Shocker counters it with an elbowsmash. Madman leaves the ring. P: You know I really think this Madness team is coming around... they learn the ropes very quickly. S: I told you before about payback. The Shocker runs into the ropes. The Shocker misses with a clothesline. Insanity hits The Shocker with a shoulderblock. Insanity executes a jumping DDT on The Shocker. Insanity has the crowd going wild. Insanity uses a fisherman suplex on The Shocker. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is going crazy. P: I think that the Shocker has finally noticed his partner who has been waving his arms frantically for the last five minute. S: That's right Phoenix... I think he was saying.... "I'm over here and I want to play to" The Shocker tags out to C-Murder. C-Murder goes for a flying forearm, but Insanity counters it with a duck-down move. Insanity nails C-Murder with a DDT. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Insanity goes for a figure-four leglock, but C-Murder counters it with a kick-off. C-Murder goes for a choke slam, but Insanity counters it with an elbowsmash. Insanity takes C-Murder down with a German suplex. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout. Insanity throws C-Murder out of the ring. Insanity goes through the ropes. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Insanity knocks C-Murder into the ringpost. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Insanity whips C-Murder into the guardrail. S: Now talk about being polite... Insanity has just introduced C-Murder to both the ringpost and the guardrail. Insanity knocks C-Murder into the ringsteps. Insanity nails C-Murder with a Tombstone. Mark Matarese counts: 1. Insanity whips C-Murder into the guardrail. Insanity puts C-Murder in a camel clutch. P: Both wrestlers are out of the ring and Matarese is counting. Insanity goes for a camel clutch, but C-Murder blocks it. Mark Matarese counts: 2. C-Murder whips Insanity into the guardrail. C-Murder nails Insanity with a double-axhandle chop. C-Murder throws Insanity back into the ring. C-Murder hits Insanity with a Russian legsweep. C-Murder is going for the pin. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up. P: C-Murder seems to have had enough... and wants to end this match quickly. I thought he had it with that last pin attempt. C-Murder executes a flying forearm on Insanity. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up. C-Murder has the crowd going wild. C-Murder throws Insanity out of the ring. S: Get back in the ring Insanity... don't lose to a countout! Mark Matarese counts: one, two, three, four, five, Insanity reenters the ring. C-Murder nails Insanity with a spin kick. P: Shocker and Madman are both trying to enter the ring The Shocker enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Madman enters the ring and throws The Shocker out of the ring. S: See Madman did pick up some pointers as he was flying across the ropes the last time. Insanity and Madman hit C-Murder with a double power bomb. Madman leaves the ring. Insanity climbs to the top turnbuckle, but C-Murder throws him to the mat. C-Murder goes for a flying dropkick, but Insanity counters it with a duck-down move. C-Murder goes for a jumping DDT, but Insanity counters it with a backdrop. Insanity executes a flying headbutt on C-Murder. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... kickout. P: This rookie is incredible... he has withstood a lot of pain and he is still going strong. The chants from the crowd for Insanity are deafening. Insanity executes a kneebreaker on C-Murder. Insanity places C-Murder on the turnbuckle. Insanity goes for a top-rope DDT, but C-Murder counters it with a front-layout superplex. The chants for C-Murder are deafening. C-Murder takes Insanity down with a bodyslam. C-Murder tags out to The Shocker. P: C-Murder has just tagged out to The Shocker but it doesn't look like he's leaving anytime soon. The Shocker and C-Murder whip Insanity into the ropes. They hit Insanity with a double elbowsmash. C-Murder leaves the ring. The Shocker catches Insanity in a bearhug. Insanity is struggling to reach the ropes. Insanity reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. The Shocker whips Insanity into the turnbuckle, but Insanity reverses it. Insanity runs shoulder-first into the corner. Insanity tags out to Madman. C-Murder enters the ring and throws Insanity out of the ring. S: I think it was very rude of C-Murder not to give Insanity the opportunity to leave the ring without his help. P: Rude... oh yeah... you really know the meaning of the word. The chants for C-Murder are deafening. C-Murder leaves the ring. The Shocker goes for a forearm smash, but Madman blocks it. Madman whips The Shocker into the ropes. The Shocker hits Madman with a backdrop. The Shocker whips Madman into the ropes, but Madman reverses it. Madman hits a belly-to-belly suplex on The Shocker. Madman throws The Shocker out of the ring. Mark Matarese counts: one, two, three, four, The Shocker reenters the ring. Madman hits The Shocker with the Doctor Bomb. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Madman nails The Shocker with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, thr... kickout. S: Ladies and gentlemen we The Madness have won the match! P: Uh Shade... I guess you didn't notice that The Shocker kicked out at the last minute. S: Nooooooooo.... he couldn't have... Madman had him... I saw it.... The crowd is on its feet cheering for Madman. Madman hits The Shocker with a fisherman suplex. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up. Madman goes for a figure-four sleeper, but The Shocker blocks it. The Shocker places Madman on the turnbuckle. The Shocker goes for a double underhook superplex, but Madman blocks it. Madman throws The Shocker off the turnbuckle. Madman tags Insanity. Madman goes for a power bomb, but he can't get The Shocker up. Insanity tags out to Madman. S: Alright now we will see The Shocker get what's coming to him. Madman goes for a German suplex, but The Shocker counters it with a backward kick. The Shocker chops Madman. The Shocker chops Madman. The crowd is behind The Shocker all the way. The Shocker whips Madman into the turnbuckle. The Shocker runs shoulder-first into the corner. The Shocker tags out to C-Murder. The Shocker goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Madman counters it with a bulldog headlock. The Shocker rolls out of the ring. P: Your absolutely right Shade the Shocker really got what was coming to him. S: Shut up Phoenix... just wait. Madman whips C-Murder into the ropes. Madman goes for a bulldog headlock, but C-Murder blocks it. C-Murder tags out to The Shocker. Insanity enters the ring and lays out C-Murder. The crowd erupts. Insanity executes a waistlock suplex on The Shocker. S: See I told you... did you see the look on C-Murders face as he was laying there. Madman goes for an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but Tyra shoves him off the turnbuckle. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Insanity leaves the ring. The Shocker uses a double underhook backbreaker on Madman. The Shocker takes Madman down with a jack-knife power bomb. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up. The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Shocker. C-Murder enters the ring to make it two-on-one. S: I can see Insanity has just about had enough of this double teaming... he is coming in to even the odds. Insanity enters the ring and throws C-Murder out of the ring. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Madman and Insanity hit The Shocker with a double DDT. Insanity leaves the ring. P: Talk about double teaming. S: Hey he was just releasing some of that penned up energy...that's all. Madman hits a bulldog headlock on The Shocker. Madman hits a fisherman suplex on The Shocker. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, shoulder up. Madman goes for an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but The Shocker counters it with a roll away. The Shocker is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The Shocker goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Madman counters it with a bulldog headlock. P: Well Shade I believe this tag team is going to make people standup and take notice. S: Well they would notice a little more if Crazygirl would just tighten that shirt a little more.. P: Your hopeless. Madman is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Madman tags out to Insanity. Insanity and Madman whip The Shocker into the ropes. They attempt to hit The Shocker with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move. The Shocker hits them with a double clothesline. Madman leaves the ring. The Shocker goes for a full nelson, but Insanity blocks it. Insanity hits The Shocker with a side suplex. The crowd is cheering on Insanity. The Shocker begs off. S: HA The Shocker couldn't stand the heat and had to beg off... Insanity hits a side suplex on The Shocker. The Shocker nails Insanity with a fallaway slam. C-Murder enters the ring. C-Murder nails Insanity with a superkick. The Shocker executes a reverse flying elbowdrop and goes for the pin. The crowd is going crazy. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, Madman makes the save. The Shocker kicks him between the legs. S: Talk about foul... that maybe Insanity's last chance to ever have children. P: I hate to admit it Shade but I have to agree with you... I don't believe I've ever seen anyone turn that pale before. There he goes... he is down on the mat and I don't think he is getting back up. There are lots of chants for The Shocker. He goes for the pin. Mark Matarese counts: One, two, three. The crowd is behind The Shocker all the way. P: And there you have it. The winners are The Thugz in a time of 22:08. That was a grueling match. I have to give Madness and Insanity credit for hanging in as long as the did. S: Well I personally think the ref should have disqualified the Thugz after Shocker's last move. Or at least gave Insanity an ice bag. P: OK I can see that this conversation is going nowhere therefore it is time to leave. Say goodnight Shade. S: Goodnight Shade. P: And remember the clock is ticking... April 29th will be here before you know it... get your information in... and we are out of ..... what the hell is going on... and what music is that ..... ["Hands of Death" by Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie begins to play as.. Gods Tears bursts through the curtains storming down the asle towards the ring and grabs the microphone] S: Alright it's Gods Tears; We ain't going anywhere yet Phoenix so let's kick back and see what happens. GT: You see we're gonna have a little non-scheduled match here. Get Flash's ass out here to the ring right now, or else you're stuck with me in the ring for the rest of the night. [He quickly leaps over the top rope and begins to violently stretch out awaiting Flash.] ["Flash" by Queen begins to play as Flash slowly struts out of the curtains. Flash is wearing his usual tights, but wearing a black "I kicked GT's Ass" shirt under his robe. Flash points out the shirt to the audience showing off. Flash makes his way towards the ring, he circles around towards the announcers booth, and grabs a mic.] Flash: I don't see how i should have to fight you again.... since... I kicked your f[beep]in ass just a few nights ago.. [Flash grins to the crowd.] Flash: And, I'm afraid, I don't have any challenge... but if you want it so bad, we do it my way. See if you can agree to that. [GT nods coldly, the crowd erupts.] Flash: WHAT? I, I mean YEAH, that right, my way. [Flash raises his hands and enters the ring.] Flash: YEAH, I can guarantee that you can't even last one minute in the ring with me, seein how I kicked your ass in 6 seconds, I think you got some challenge coming. [GT points for the bell.] Flash: IIIIM NOT FINISHED.. After I win... you have to kiss my bare ass, and beg for my forgiveness, then... leave S.O.B. and the SWF to ME, and you have to join a second rate Mexican league, like... like, WCW... how do you like that? [GT points for the bell] Flash(looking surprised): AND.... uuuhh, you have to pronounce me as your GOD, and worship me on Saturdays... yeah. [GT gets right in Flash's face] GT: That it? [Flash pushes his forehead together with GT's] Flash: YEAH! [GT backs up and asks for the bell.] [The bell rings. Flash swings at Gods Tears with the mic, a loud ringing sound is heard as it connects with GT's head.] Flash: Heh Heh... I [GT grabs Flash by the head and performs the hurt on the Turn buckle. The sound of Flash's head is heard ramming into the buckle through the mic.GT lets go after 54 seconds. GT grabs the mic. Flash stumbles around a bit.] GT: I win. [GT leaves the ring, the bell rings.] Announcer: And your winner... Gods Tears!!! in the time of 01:00!! [Flash falls to his knees.] Flash: THATS NOT FAIR!! P: Well there you have it ladies and gentlemen GT has just beating Flash and left him in the center of the ring... and that is exactly where we are going to leave him...so until next week this is Phoenix and Shade bidding you a goodnight.