[Screen fades up to an orbital shot of the Earth as "Dancin' In The Streets" by David Bowie and Mick Jagger plays. The camera zooms into the earth and then finally starts to dissolve to a Akira and Tenzan bowing to each other in their dojo on Mount Fuji. Fade to a shot of Tanega Watanabe eating sushi at a sushi bar in Tokyo. Fade to a shot of Panzer Sturm and Fraulein Domina standing outside of their castle in Germany. Then dissolve to a shot of "Tiger" Tom Pho practicing his martial arts in the jungles of the Phillipines. Fade to a shot of Artful Dodger pickpocketing a pedestrian in front of Big Ben in London. Fade to a shot of Sean McKenzie and Lady Jezebel playing golf in the highlands of Scotland. Dossolve to a shot of Giant Killer walking the frozen Tundra of Greenland. Dissolve to a shot of Equalizer standing in front of Niagara falls and finally dissolve to a shot of the Rock 'n Roll Animal standing in front of the Rock 'n Roll Hall Of Fame in Cleveland, Ohio, USA. The screen then dissolves to an interior shot of the Civic Center.] VM: Hello and welcome to Around The World from Pittsburg, Pennsylvania. JV: What the hell are we doing working on a Thursday night? VM: Well the usual crew couldn't make it so Frenck told us to fill in. JV: I better be getting overtime for this. VM: Oh come one, it won't be so bad. I'm actually looking forward to it. An entire evening with no hardcore matches. JV: What?! That's it, I'm outta here. VM: Sit down. We've got an excellent lineup tonight. JV: Oh yeah? Like what? VM: Well we will see the Birds Of Prey make theur SWF debut against The Highlanders. Flash and Artful Dodger will be locking horns. JV: All right, that one should be a good match. VM: Plus in a Motorcycle Match. Tanega Watanabe... JV: Gesundheit. VM: ...puts his Bultaco up against Hell Hounds Harley Davidson. JV: That's like putting a Volskwagon Beelte up against a Porsche. VM: And in the main event, The Gangsta team of Animal and Headhunter will take on the Thugz. JV: The should could be better if there were some hardcore matches. VM: Let's go to Rick Ascott for the first set of introductions. JV: No. VM: What do you mean no? JV: Nothing, I just wondered what you would do if I said no. RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall. ["Loch Lomond" starts to play.] Introducing first, weighing in at a combined weight of 518 pounds, here are The Highlanders!! [The two men emerge from the entrance and start to head down to the ring. The crowd gives them a mild reception. They enter the ring as the music dies down and "I Believe I Can Fly" by R. Kelly starts to play.] RA: And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 452 pounds, here are The Birds Of Prey!! [Jay and Ian step onto the platform as fireworks are launched. They walk down the aisle shaking hands with the fans. The crowd is cheering them on.] VM: The fans already seem to be behind these newcomers. JV: What the hell is with this pussy music? You're suppose to come out to rock 'n roll. I understand a couple of the foreign wrestlers using songs from their homeland, but that stuff is not nearly as bad as this. I feel like I'm listening to one of those "mixed" stations that they pipe into stores all across the country. [Jay & Ian enter the ring as the music dies and the bell rings.] VM: I happened to like that song. JV: You would. VM: Ian and Piper are going to be starting things off. [Ian Eagle executes a dropkick to the knee on Piper Jones. Ian Eagle uses a faceslam on Piper Jones. The crowd is cheering on Ian Eagle. Ian Eagle is going for the pin. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. Ian Eagle catches Piper Jones in a double reverse chinlock.] VM: Ian Eagle going straight to work on Piper Jones. A very smart move because the Highlanders are tough individuals and if you let your guard down for a second, they can beat you. JV: Please, they're honorary T.w.O. members. [Piper Jones reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Ian Eagle whips Piper Jones into the turnbuckle. Ian Eagle hits a chop on Piper Jones. Ian Eagle uses a kick to the head on Piper Jones. Ian Eagle takes Piper Jones down with a European uppercut. Ian Eagle tags out to Jay Hawke.] VM: Jay Hawke comes in now. JV: Haven't we had an announcer by the name of Jay Hawke on occasion? [Jay Hawke and Ian Eagle hit Piper Jones with a double dropkick. Ian Eagle leaves the ring. Jay Hawke runs into the ropes. Jay Hawke goes for an Asai moonsault, but Piper Jones counters it with a Tombstone. Jay Hawke re-reverses it.] VM: Yes we have. JV: Same guy? VM: No. [The crowd is cheering on Jay Hawke. Jay Hawke is going for the pin. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. Jay Hawke tags out to Ian Eagle.] VM: Quick tags being used by the Birds Of Prey. [Piper Jones uses a double underhook piledriver on Ian Eagle. The crowd is cheering on Piper Jones.] JV: Yeah, but they were pretty slow on that exchange and Piper took advantage. [Piper Jones poses for the crowd. The crowd is cheering on Piper Jones. Piper Jones whips Ian Eagle into the turnbuckle, but Ian Eagle reverses it. Piper Jones comes back and rocks Ian Eagle with an elbow. Piper Jones executes a neck snap on Ian Eagle. Piper Jones goes for a Tombstone, but Ian Eagle blocks it. Ian Eagle tags out to Jay Hawke.] VM: Ian tags out again. JV: Why? He was doing so well in there. Not everyone can get their butt whooped by the one of the Highlanders like that. [Jay Hawke and Ian Eagle whip Piper Jones into the ropes. They hit Piper Jones with a double backdrop. Ian Eagle leaves the ring. Jay Hawke whips Piper Jones into the ropes. Jay Hawke misses with a shoulderblock. Jay Hawke executes a dropkick on Piper Jones. Jay Hawke goes for an Asai moonsault, but Piper Jones counters it with a Tombstone.] VM: Jay went for one of his aerial moves there only to get posted fead first into the mat. [The crowd is going crazy. Piper Jones uses an atomic drop on Jay Hawke. Piper Jones tags out to Jay Foley. Jay Foley nails Jay Hawke with a diving elbow smash. Jay Foley is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Jay Foley catches Jay Hawke in a headscissors submission.] VM: And Jay has Jay in a headscissors. JV: I think we're going to have to use last names McMihn. [Jay Hawke reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Jay Foley whips Jay Hawke into the ropes. Jay Hawke goes for an Asai moonsault, but Jay Foley counters it with a side step. Jay Foley tags out to Piper Jones. Ian Eagle enters the ring, but gets cut off.] JV: And Eagle enables the Highlanders to do some double teaming. Great job dummy. [Piper Jones and Jay Foley whip Jay Hawke into the ropes. Piper Jones and Jay Foley hit Jay Hawke with a double punch. Jay Foley leaves the ring. Piper Jones hits a spinebuster slam on Jay Hawke. Scott Thomas counts: One, shoulder up. Piper Jones complains about a slow count. Jay Hawke nails Piper Jones with an inside cradle. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.] VM: Hawke almost got the pin by catching Jones off guard. [Piper Jones goes for a spinebuster slam, but Jay Hawke counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. Jay Hawke is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Jay Hawke executes a flying legdrop on Piper Jones. Scott Thomas counts: One, two, kickout. There are lots of chants for Jay Hawke. Jay Hawke nails Piper Jones with a back heel kick. Jay Hawke tags out to Ian Eagle.] VM: Eagle is back in. JV: And the Highlanders are in control!! VM: No they're not. JV: Ian's in there. Yes they are. [Ian Eagle catches Piper Jones in a clawhold. Piper Jones is valiantly trying to break the hold. Piper Jones is struggling to reach the ropes. Piper Jones tries to escape the hold.] VM: Shows what you know Johnny. Ian has that clawhold firmly applied to Piper. [Piper Jones is struggling to reach the ropes. Piper Jones reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Ian Eagle uses a flying bulldog on Piper Jones. Ian Eagle tags out to Jay Hawke. Jay Hawke gets a headscissors submission on Piper Jones.] VM: And another quick tag and another submission. [Piper Jones reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Jay Hawke goes for an Asai moonsault, but Piper Jones counters it with a Tombstone.] JV: He should've leared his lesson about that earlier. What a bird brain. [Piper Jones has the crowd going wild. Piper Jones tags out to Jay Foley. Jay Foley and Piper Jones whip Jay Hawke into the ropes. They hit Jay Hawke with a double clothesline. Jay Foley and Piper Jones whip Jay Hawke into the ropes. They hit Jay Hawke with a double backdrop. Ian Eagle enters the ring, but gets cut off.] JV: Great timing there Ian. [Jay Foley and Piper Jones whip Jay Hawke into the ropes. Jay Foley and Piper Jones hit Jay Hawke with a double punch. Piper Jones leaves the ring. Jay Foley throws Jay Hawke out of the ring. Jay Foley jumps onto him with a plancha, but Jay Hawke moves out of the way.] VM: Foley hit the concrete hard! Fans, I want to remind you that this coming Tuesday, President Brian Frenck will be Texas Pete's guest on Triumphant Tuesday. He will no doubt tell us about some of the great matches at Birthday Blast, which is just under 3 weeks away. [They're brawling inside the ring area. Scott Thomas counts: 1. Jay Hawke nails Jay Foley with an elbowsmash. Jay Hawke whips Jay Foley into the guardrail. Jay Hawke hits flying headscissors on Jay Foley. Jay Hawke goes for a DDT, but Jay Foley counters it with a backdrop. Jay Foley struts across the ring. The crowd is cheering on Jay Foley. Jay Foley whips Jay Hawke into the guardrail. Jay Foley executes a spin kick on Jay Hawke.] VM: Both men taking each other to task outside of the ring. JV: Damn Scott's counting slow. If that was Matarese in there, this thing would be a double countout already. [Jay Foley takes Jay Hawke down with a European uppercut. Scott Thomas counts: 2. They're brawling inside the ring area. Scott Thomas counts: 3. Scott Thomas counts: 4. Jay Foley executes a spinning mule kick on Jay Hawke. Jay Foley reenters the ring. Jay Hawke follows him back in. Jay Foley tags out to Piper Jones.] VM: Back inside they go and Foley instantly goes over to tag his partner. JV: Now according to the laws of tag team wrestling, The Highlanders should win because they got the tough guy and the gay guy. The Birds of Prey have the 2 gay guys. They'll never score with that combination. VM: ..... JV: Let me rephrase that last part... [Piper Jones and Jay Foley hit Jay Hawke with a double punch. Jay Foley nails Jay Hawke with a clothesline. Piper Jones goes for a frog splash, but Jay Hawke counters it with a roll away. The crowd is giving Jay Hawke a standing ovation. Jay Foley leaves the ring.] JV: You got like a guy like Foley who'll walk away just as his partner slams into the mat hard. [Jay Hawke nails Piper Jones with a jawbreaker. Ian Eagle enters the ring. Ian Eagle nails Piper Jones with a DDT. Jay Hawke executes a frog splash and goes for the pin.] VM: They call that the Good Night! Here's the cover! [Scott Thomas counts: One, two, three. The crowd is giving Jay Hawke a standing ovation.] JV: I think Bird Droppings would've been a more appropriate name. ["I Believe I Can Fly" by R. Kelly starts to play.] JV: Not this crap again! Couldn't they have at least used Steve Miller's "Fly Like An Eagle"? RA: The winners are the Birds Of Prey!! In a time of 6:12! VM: An impressive debut for the Birds. We'll be right back after these messages. --------------------- Announcer: He was the longest reigning World Champ in SWF history. [Shot of Doug Bacon nailing Jagged Edge with his top rope DDT.] Anncr: He was one of the best records in professional wrestling. [Shot of Doug Bacon pinning Equalizer] Anncr: And on April 29th, you can see him again. [Shot of Doug bacon standing in the center of the ring.] DB: Prepare to be Fried, Fried, and Baconized! [Fade to end graphic] Anncr: Doug Bacon, the man, the legend. Only at SWF Brithday Blast. [In fine print: Celebrity appearence only. Doug Bacon is not under SWF ocntract to wrestle.] ----------------------- VM: Yes, Doug Bacon is just one of the many celebrities that will be in attendance at SWF's Birthday Blast, which is just under 3 weeks away. JV: I guess Frenck told you to start hyping that thing to death. VM: Yup. Have to do it at least 2 more times tonight. Let's go to Rick Ascott for our next match. RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall. ["Fire It Up" by Busta Rhymes starts to play.] Introducing first, being led to the ring by his manager, Westminster, from London, England, weighing in at 178 pounds, here is the Artful Dodger!! [Fake dollar bills start to fall from the roof as Dodger and Westminster makes their way down to the ring. The crowd boos loudly. They enter the ring and the music dies down and "Flash" by Queen starts to play.] RA: And his opponent, being led to the ring by his manager, Higgins, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 294 pounds, here is Flash! [Several fireworks are launched as Flash and Higgins make their way down to the ring. Flash flips off several crowd members (which of coursed is blurred on TV) and is getting heavily booed.] VM: all right, we are now going to see the match that resulted when both of these men tried to steal Mr. Shhh's World Belt. There's the bell. [They lock up. The Artful Dodger hits Flash. A small "The Artful Dodger" chant is being started. Flash punches The Artful Dodger. The crowd is responding to Flash. The Artful Dodger punches Flash. The Artful Dodger hits Flash.] JV: Wait a minute. Both of these men tried to steal Shhh's World belt? VM: Yup. At the same time no less. Got into a huge argument and fight over it. [There's a small reaction to The Artful Dodger. The Artful Dodger executes a Western lariat on Flash. The Artful Dodger throws Flash out of the ring. The Artful Dodger goes through the ropes.] JV: Whatever happened to honor among thieves? VM: I don't know. Artful Dodger even wanted this match be for the right to have the stolen World Title belt. [Higgins comes from behind and distracts The Artful Dodger. Westminister comes from behind and distracts Flash. The Artful Dodger hits a DDT on Flash. There's a small reaction to The Artful Dodger. Westminister comes from behind, but Flash nails Westminister. They're brawling inside the ring area.] JV: Isn't that like taking someone to court because they stole your illegal drugs? VM: I thought it was kinda bizarre myself. [The Artful Dodger gets a Boston crab on Flash. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 1. The Artful Dodger struts across the ring. A few fans are cheering on The Artful Dodger. The Artful Dodger knocks Flash into the ringsteps. The Artful Dodger nails Flash with a Western lariat. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 2. The Artful Dodger reenters the ring. Flash follows him back in.] VM: And so far is has been all Dodger. JV: Higgins is probably old enough to remember when he played in Brooklyn. [The Artful Dodger struts across the ring. There's a small reaction to The Artful Dodger. The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes. Flash misses with an elbow. Flash misses with a clothesline. The Artful Dodger hits Flash with a kick. The Artful Dodger hits Flash with a DDT.] JV: I think we've all drawn the wrong conclusion about Flash. We all have linked him with Flash Gordon. I actually believe that he has more in common with Roscoe P. Coltrane's dog, Flash, from the Dukes Of Hazzard. [The Artful Dodger hits a jawbreaker on Flash. A small "The Artful Dodger" chant is being started. The Artful Dodger is going for the pin. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, shoulder up. Higgins tries to interfere, but Westminister prevents him from doing so.] JV: I just had a brilliant idea. VM: First time for everything. [The Artful Dodger locks Flash in an Indian deathlock. Flash is struggling to reach the ropes. Flash reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. The Artful Dodger goes for a front facelock, but Flash counters it with a low blow. The Artful Dodger locks Flash in a front facelock.] JV: Shut up. Think about this. Higgins vs. Westminster. It'll be great! It'll be SWF's very first Senior Citizen match. Hell, I think it would be the first one in wrestling history. VM: First off, I'm not quite sure Westminster is old enough to be a senior citizen. Secondly, you must not watch WCW because all they have is Senior Citizen matches. [Flash reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. The Artful Dodger kicks Flash. The crowd is responding to The Artful Dodger. Flash kicks The Artful Dodger. Flash hits The Artful Dodger. Flash is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Flash hits The Artful Dodger with a jawbreaker.] VM: Flash finally showing some offense here. [Flash goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but The Artful Dodger blocks it. The Artful Dodger executes a springboard dropkick on Flash. The Artful Dodger hits Flash with a Western lariat. The Artful Dodger places Flash on the turnbuckle. The Artful Dodger takes Flash down with a top-rope DDT. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.] JV: I guess you could say that was a quick flash of offense by Flash. [A small "The Artful Dodger" chant is being started. The Artful Dodger uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Flash. The crowd is responding to The Artful Dodger. The Artful Dodger is going for the pin. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout. The Artful Dodger puts Flash in the STF. The Artful Dodger lets go after 14 seconds.] JV: What is with these idiots? When you got a submission hold on, DON'T LET GO!!!! [The Artful Dodger executes a DDT on Flash. The crowd is really behind The Artful Dodger. The Artful Dodger executes a DDT on Flash. The crowd is going crazy. The Artful Dodger hits Flash with a Northern Lights suplex. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, shoulder up.] VM: So far Dodger has hit Flash with everything he's got but hasn't been able to get the win. [The Artful Dodger goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Flash counters it with a small package. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout. Flash whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes. Flash hits The Artful Dodger with a backdrop. Flash whips The Artful Dodger into the turnbuckle. Flash charges into the corner, but The Artful Dodger lifts his leg.] VM: That'll knock a few teeth loose. JV: That's where wrestlers like Moon Dog have an advantage. He only has like 3 teeth in his mouth. [The Artful Dodger goes for a Western lariat, but Flash blocks it. Flash nails The Artful Dodger with a tilt-a-whirl suplex. The Artful Dodger whips Flash into the ropes, but Flash reverses it. Flash and The Artful Dodger get hit with a double clothesline. Flash chops The Artful Dodger. Flash kicks The Artful Dodger. The Artful Dodger chops Flash. The crowd is cheering on The Artful Dodger.] VM: Dodger getting a little support from the crowd now. JV: Well he's a little guy so it works out about right. [The Artful Dodger chops Flash. The Artful Dodger takes Flash down with an avalanche. The crowd is cheering on The Artful Dodger. Flash whips The Artful Dodger into the turnbuckle. Flash whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes. Flash goes for an abdominal stretch, but The Artful Dodger counters it with a hiptoss. The Artful Dodger attemps to place Flash on the turnbuckle, but Flash blocks it. The Artful Dodger chops Flash.] VM: I heard that chop all the way up here. [The crowd is responding to The Artful Dodger. Flash kicks The Artful Dodger. The crowd is responding to Flash. Flash hits The Artful Dodger. Flash nails The Artful Dodger with an inverted power bomb. Flash hits a choke slam on The Artful Dodger. Flash throws The Artful Dodger out of the ring.] JV: Dear Lord, thank you for scheduling Flash on this card so that I may see some hardcore action tonight. [Flash goes through the ropes. Flash whips The Artful Dodger into the guardrail. Flash uses an inverted atomic drop on The Artful Dodger. Flash nails The Artful Dodger with an atomic drop. Flash whips The Artful Dodger into the guardrail. Flash takes The Artful Dodger down with a clothesline.] VM: Flash is just manhandling Dodger out there. JV: Amen. [Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 1. Flash takes The Artful Dodger down with a thrust kick to the head. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 2. Flash reenters the ring. The Artful Dodger follows him back in. Flash executes a jumping neck snap on The Artful Dodger. Flash is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The Artful Dodger goes for a Soviet suplex, but Flash counters it with an elbowsmash. Flash throws The Artful Dodger out of the ring. Flash goes through the ropes.] VM: Back outside they go. JV: I think we're probably confusing Flash. He sees us up here and thinks he's on Slaughterhouse. [Flash executes a thrust kick to the head on The Artful Dodger. Higgins comes from behind and distracts The Artful Dodger. They're brawling inside the ring area. Flash hits The Artful Dodger with a tilt-a-whirl suplex. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: 1. Flash climbs onto the turnbuckle and gives the crowd a crotch chop. Flash is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Westminister comes from behind, but Flash nails Westminister.] JV: You can't have any meat if you don't eat your pudding! VM: Huh? [The Artful Dodger hits Flash with a backbreaker. The Artful Dodger reenters the ring. Flash follows him back in. Flash hits The Artful Dodger with a low blow. The Artful Dodger begs off.] JV: It's Pink Floyd's The Wall. VM: Oh yeah. Remember that one weird part? JV: I believe that would be the entire movie. [Westminister tries to interfere, but Higgins prevents him from doing so. Flash nails The Artful Dodger with a tiger suplex. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is cheering on Flash. The Artful Dodger begs off. Flash whips The Artful Dodger into the ropes. Flash takes The Artful Dodger down with a choke slam. Flash hits The Artful Dodger with a diving headbutt. Flash goes for a brain buster, but The Artful Dodger counters it with a small package. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, kickout.] VM: Only two! I tell ya, I don't know what else Dodger can Hit flash with to get that three count. [The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes. Flash goes for a clothesline, but The Artful Dodger counters it with a duck-down move. The Artful Dodger punches Flash. The Artful Dodger is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The Artful Dodger hits Flash. The crowd is really behind The Artful Dodger. The Artful Dodger punches Flash. The Artful Dodger runs into the ropes. Higgins trips The Artful Dodger. Sean Ceigersmidt warns Higgins.] JV: Let's hear it for Robin Masters for stopping Dodger's offense. [Sean Ceigersmidt is back on the job. The Artful Dodger hits Flash. Flash chops The Artful Dodger. The crowd is going crazy. The Artful Dodger hits Flash. The Artful Dodger punches Flash. Flash punches The Artful Dodger.] JV: Or at least slowed it down. [The chants for Flash are deafening. Flash hits The Artful Dodger. The chants for Flash are deafening. The Artful Dodger hits Flash. The crowd is going into a frenzy. The Artful Dodger kicks Flash. The Artful Dodger uses a diving elbow smash on Flash. The chants for The Artful Dodger are deafening. The Artful Dodger is going for the pin. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, in the ropes...] VM: Too close to the ropes. That could've been it. [The Artful Dodger uses a Soviet suplex on Flash. The Artful Dodger is going for the pin. Sean Ceigersmidt counts: One, two, in the ropes...] VM: And again too close to the ropes. JV: Flash just slid out under the ropes. Where's he going? [Flash walks out for the countout. The chants for The Artful Dodger are deafening.] VM: Flash walked out giving Dodger the win! JV: I guess he had enough. RA: The winner is The Artful Dodger!! In a time of 10:17! VM: Another impressive win for this newcomer. He has to be one of the favorites in the TV Title Tournament at SWF Birthday Blast. As I mentioned before, SWF President Brian Frenck will be Texas Pete's guest at Triumphant Tuesday, and among the many things we'll hear him talk about will be the lineup for Birthday Blast. JV: 3 down, 1 to go. VM: Just wait until the week before. Forget about commentating the matches, I'll be forced to read Birthday Blast Promos for the entire show. Let's take it on back down to Rick Ascott. RA: Ladies And Gentlemen, the following is a Motorcycle match. Both wrestlers will be putting their motorcycles on the line. ["Jimmy Olsen's Blues" by Spin Doctors begins to play. Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by his manager, Mike Weaver, from Tanega Japan, weighing in at 219 pounds, and driving a Bultaco motorcycle, here is Tanega Watanabe!! [Tanega comes driving down to the ring slowly on his motorcycle. Mike Weaver is walking behind him. The fans are cheering Tanega on. Tanega parks the motorcycle at the end of the aisleway along the side of the ring. Mike Weaver stnads in the aisle as he watches Tanega enters the ring. Suddenly, a loud roar of a motorcycle is heard. Hell Hound comes flying out of the back on his Harley while doing a wheelie. Mike weaver dives out of the way but still gets clipped by the motorcycle. This causes Hell Hound to lose control. He gets thrown off his motorcycle. The Harley goes crashing into Tanega's Bultaco, destroying both bikes.] JV: Uh-oh! Better get Maaco! VM: Holy Sh... JV: What a way to make an entrance!!! Although I would never have used a Harley to take out a Bultaco. [Tanega just stares in disbelief of the twisted metal that used to be the 2 motorcycles. Mike Weaver Gets back to his feet and is holding his right shoulder. Hell Hound also gets to his feet. The left leg of his heans has been torn and blood can be seen flwoing down his leg. He hobbles over to the motorcycles. Tanega in a rage of anger jumps over the top rope and nails Hell Hound with a plancha.] JV: So now the question is, do you really want to win those motorcycles? VM: I can't believe Hell Hound would do something like that. JV: Well, I would never trash a Harley, but I guess he feels that he can get another one. [Tanega is stomping on Hell Hounds injured leg. Mark Matarese has called for the start of the match. Tanega continues to work on Hell Hound's leg until he realizes that Mark Matarese is counting. He then turns and enters the ring.] VM: Well it looks like Tanega still wants this to be an actual match as he has netered the ring and is now waiting for Hell Hound to enter. [Hell Hound gets back to his feet and limps over to the motorcycles. He rips the handlebars off the Bultaco and enters the ring.] VM: What on earth is Hell Hound going to do with the handlebars? JV: Oh, geez. I can't imagine. I mean, surely Hell Hound wouldn't break the rules and use them as a weapon. [Tanega charges Hell Hound. Hell Hound clocks Tanega in the head with the handlebars. Mark Matarese disqualifies Hell Hound.] JV: Whoops. Guess I was wrong. VM: And Hell Hound's not stopping. [Hell Hound continues to hit Tanega with the handlebars. Mike Weaver enters the ring carrying a chair. He nails Hell Hound with the chair on his injured leg. Hell Hound drops to the ground and clutches his leg. Mike Weaver throws Hell Hound out of the ring and then checks on the condition of Tanega. Security and paramedics (and even a few firefighters and salvage yard workers) come running down to the ring.] VM: Well that match was over as quickly as it started. Let's go to Rick Ascott for the official word. RA: The winner, by disqualification, Tanega Watanabe!! In a time of 0:21! JV: You know, with both of Hell Hound's matches combined, we are yet to see him wrestle for a minute. [Paramedics try to help Hell Hound to his feet, but he pushes them away and gets up himself. He starts limping back to the lockerrooms while surrounded by SWF security. The other pair of medics are bandaging up Tanega's forehead and checking on Weaver's shoulder.] VM: Fans we have to take a break. And get a couple tow trucks down here. We'll be right back. [commercials for Maaco, Geico Insurance, and AAA. gees, what a coincidence. :) ] VM: Ok, welcome back, we got most of the mess cleaned up. So it's time for our final match. Take it away Rick. RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall. ["Don't Lose Your Head" by Queen starts to play.] Introducing first, being led to the ring by their manager, Jukebox Hero, weighing in at a combined weight of 489 pounds, here are Rock 'n Roll Animal and Headhunter!! [The 3 men emerge from the entrance. They start to make their way down to the ring. The crowd is cheering them on. They enter the ring as the music dies down and "Bow Down" by Westside Connection starts to play.] RA: And their opponents, being led to the ring by their manager, Tyra, weighing in at a combined weight of 622 pounds, here are the Thugz!! [The Thugz and Tyra make their way to the ring. The crowd is booing loudly.] VM: These two teams have been trying to get a match for a long time and it's finally happened. And it looks like Animal and C-Murder will start things off. [They lock up. C-Murder goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with a DDT. The Headhunter enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Headhunter nails C-Murder with a jumping DDT.] VM: Didn't take long for the Gangstas to start double teaming. JV: Are they really still the Gangstas even though the original gangsta, Original Gansta, has left the SWF? [Rock 'n Roll Animal takes C-Murder down with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up. The crowd is really behind Rock 'n Roll Animal. The Headhunter leaves the ring. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a slap, but C-Murder blocks it. C-Murder hits Rock 'n Roll Animal. C-Murder chops Rock 'n Roll Animal.] VM: Actually I don't think that's ever been really addressed. But seeing how all that would be left of the Gangstas is these two, I would say yes, they're probably gone. [The crowd is responding to C-Murder. Rock 'n Roll Animal punches C-Murder. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits C-Murder. Rock 'n Roll Animal kicks C-Murder. The crowd is really behind Rock 'n Roll Animal. C-Murder chops Rock 'n Roll Animal. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits C-Murder. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a swinging punch, but C-Murder blocks it. C-Murder tags out to The Shocker.] VM: And in comes Shocker. [The Headhunter enters the ring, but gets cut off. C-Murder hits a dropkick on Rock 'n Roll Animal. The Shocker uses a belly-to-back suplex on Rock 'n Roll Animal. The crowd is cheering on The Shocker. C-Murder leaves the ring. The Shocker places Rock 'n Roll Animal on the turnbuckle. The Shocker hits a belly-to-back superplex on Rock 'n Roll Animal.] JV: And look what Headhunter did. Because Matt had to keep him out of the ring, The Thugz were just all over Animal. [The Shocker runs into the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a lariat, but The Shocker counters it with a duck-down move. The Shocker goes for a DDT, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with a backdrop. Rock 'n Roll Animal tags out to The Headhunter.] VM: And Animal tags in the Headhunter. JV: I understand he's helped several hundred executives get new jobs. [The Headhunter and Rock 'n Roll Animal whip The Shocker into the ropes. They hit The Shocker with a double elbowsmash. Rock 'n Roll Animal leaves the ring. The Headhunter nails The Shocker with a faceslam. The Headhunter takes The Shocker down with a fisherman suplex. Matt Compton counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.] VM: Shocker just barely got his shoulder up. I thought for sure the match was over. [There are lots of chants for The Headhunter. The Headhunter uses a backspin DDT on The Shocker. The Headhunter is going for the pin. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout. The Headhunter whips The Shocker into the ropes. The Shocker goes for a lariat, but The Headhunter counters it with a duck-down move. The Headhunter hits The Shocker. The Headhunter chops The Shocker. The Shocker kicks The Headhunter. The Shocker kicks The Headhunter. The Shocker tags out to C-Murder.] JV: Swift kick to the shin followed by a tag. And what's this no double teaming? [C-Murder takes The Headhunter down with a flying cross body press. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout. C-Murder nails The Headhunter with a dropkick to the knee. C-Murder nails The Headhunter with a Russian legsweep. The crowd is cheering on C-Murder. C-Murder gets a sleeperhold on The Headhunter.] JV: Very rarely do submission holds work in wrestling. You need to eliminate the partner first to make sure they don't come in to break the hold. [The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. C-Murder goes for a bodyslam, but The Headhunter counters it with a small package. Matt Compton counts: One, shoulder up. The Headhunter attemps to place C-Murder on the turnbuckle, but C-Murder blocks it. The Headhunter goes for a bridging back suplex, but C-Murder blocks it. C-Murder hits The Headhunter with a dragon suplex. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.] JV: So exactly what Canadian tribe does HH belong to? VM: Excuse me? JV: Well there are several tribes in South America and Africa that consist of headhunters. But I've never known of a Canadian one. [The crowd is responding to C-Murder. C-Murder goes for a flying bulldog, but The Headhunter counters it with a side step. The Headhunter hits a double underhook piledriver on C-Murder. The crowd is cheering on The Headhunter. The Headhunter tags out to Rock 'n Roll Animal.] VM: And the former World Champ comes back in. [Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for the STF, but C-Murder blocks it. C-Murder chops Rock 'n Roll Animal. A small "C-Murder" chant is being started. C-Murder punches Rock 'n Roll Animal. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits C-Murder. Rock 'n Roll Animal kicks C-Murder. Rock 'n Roll Animal has the crowd going wild.] JV: It has always amazed me how a face has to do so little to impress the crowd. [C-Murder hits Rock 'n Roll Animal. The crowd is cheering on C-Murder. C-Murder chops Rock 'n Roll Animal. C-Murder runs into the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a legsweep on C-Murder. C-Murder begs off. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a sleeperhold, but C-Murder blocks it. The Shocker enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Headhunter enters the ring and lays out The Shocker. The Headhunter leaves the ring.] JV: You're already in the ring. Do some double teaming you idiot. [Rock 'n Roll Animal whips C-Murder into the ropes, but C-Murder reverses it. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits C-Murder with a clothesline. Rock 'n Roll Animal takes C-Murder down with a legsweep. Rock 'n Roll Animal air guitars. The crowd is going crazy.] JV: I'm going to let everyone in on a little secret. Animal can't play a single note. Totally clueless. [Rock 'n Roll Animal tags out to The Headhunter. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for an Asai moonsault, but C-Murder counters it with a Tombstone. Rock 'n Roll Animal leaves the ring.] VM: Animal leaving after getting planted by C-Murder. [C-Murder tags out to The Shocker. The Headhunter takes The Shocker down with a DDT. The Headhunter is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The Headhunter goes for a frog splash, but The Shocker counters it with a knee pull-up.] VM: Shocker playing possum and takes advantage. [The Shocker takes The Headhunter down with a back suplex. The crowd is really behind The Shocker. The Shocker runs into the ropes. The Headhunter hits The Shocker with a kick. The Headhunter goes for a fisherman suplex, but The Shocker blocks it. The Shocker tags out to C-Murder. The Shocker places The Headhunter on the turnbuckle. The Shocker takes The Headhunter down with a belly-to-belly superplex. The crowd is really behind The Shocker. C-Murder climbs to the top turnbuckle, but The Headhunter nails him in the stomach.] JV: He took way too much time there climing the turnbuckles. [C-Murder falls onto the top turnbuckle. The Shocker leaves the ring. The Headhunter throws C-Murder out of the ring. The Headhunter goes through the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal comes over to make it two-on-one.] VM: And they're taking it outside. They have to be careful. There is still a lot of oil from the motorcycles out there. JV: Actually that's just oil from Jukebox's hair. [Rock 'n Roll Animal nails C-Murder with a top-rope DDT. The Headhunter executes a bridging back suplex on C-Murder. The Headhunter takes C-Murder down with a jumping neck snap. The Headhunter goes for a kick to the head, but C-Murder counters it with a duck-down move. C-Murder enters the ring.] VM: C-Murder smartly gets back in after being double teamed on the outside. [The Headhunter follows him back in. C-Murder tags out to The Shocker. C-Murder uses a dropkick on The Headhunter. The Shocker goes for an inverted power bomb, but The Headhunter blocks it. C-Murder leaves the ring. The Headhunter nails The Shocker with a reverse neckbreaker. The Shocker begs off.] VM: Headhunter now all over Shocker. [The Headhunter goes for a fisherman suplex, but The Shocker blocks it. The Shocker whips The Headhunter into the turnbuckle. The Shocker hits The Headhunter with a flying clothesline. The crowd is going crazy. The Shocker whips The Headhunter into the turnbuckle. The Shocker charges in with the Stinger Splash. The Shocker whips The Headhunter into the turnbuckle. The Shocker charges in with the Stinger Splash, but The Headhunter lifts his leg.] JV: Ever heard the saying "Went to the well one too many times"? [The Headhunter has the crowd going wild. The Headhunter executes a swinging neckbreaker on The Shocker. The Headhunter has the crowd going wild. The Headhunter tags out to Rock 'n Roll Animal. Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a dropkick on The Shocker. Rock 'n Roll Animal runs into the ropes. The Shocker hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a backdrop. The Shocker takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a belly-to-belly suplex.] VM: The Thugz really need this win because on Tuesday, they face Endless Fury for the right to get the Tag Title shots at Birthday Blast. JV: You might just want to go all the way to get it out of the way. [Rock 'n Roll Animal takes The Shocker down with a legsweep. Rock 'n Roll Animal is going for the pin. Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up. The Headhunter enters the ring to make it two-on-one. C-Murder enters the ring and lays out The Headhunter.] VM: Fans, you won't want to miss Birthday Blast on April 29th. Many celebrities including former SWF World Champ Doug Bacon will be present. Plus they'll be the entire TV Title Tournament. In which Headhunter is one of the favorites. You can find out the lineup this Tuesday on Triumphant Tuesday. [There are lots of chants for C-Murder. The Shocker and C-Murder hit Rock 'n Roll Animal with a double choke slam. C-Murder leaves the ring. The Shocker takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with a flying bulldog. The crowd is going crazy. The Shocker whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes, but Rock 'n Roll Animal reverses it. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a knee to the back on The Shocker. Rock 'n Roll Animal nails The Shocker with a dropkick. Rock 'n Roll Animal uses a frog splash on The Shocker. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.] VM: Shades of Eddie Gurrero there. JV: Who? VM: Eddie Gu...Never mind. [The chants for Rock 'n Roll Animal are deafening. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits The Shocker with a swinging punch. Rock 'n Roll Animal throws The Shocker out of the ring. Matt Compton counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, The Shocker reenters the ring. The Headhunter enters the ring to make it two-on-one.] VM: And the Last Gangstas are double teaming Shocker. [Rock 'n Roll Animal and The Headhunter whip The Shocker into the ropes. They hit The Shocker with a double elbowsmash. The Headhunter executes a kick to the head on The Shocker. Rock 'n Roll Animal takes The Shocker down with a waistlock suplex. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout. The Headhunter goes for a kick to the head, but The Shocker counters it with a duck-down move. The Headhunter leaves the ring.] JV: Headhunter was lucky he ddn't hit his partner there. [The Shocker goes for a flying clothesline, but Rock 'n Roll Animal counters it with a duck-down move. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a flying sunset flip, but The Shocker counters it with a choke lift. The Shocker runs into the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal nails The Shocker with a punch. The Headhunter enters the ring to make it two-on-one.] VM: I'm surprised C-Murder isn't doing something about this double teaming. [Rock 'n Roll Animal and The Headhunter hit The Shocker with a double back heel kick. Rock 'n Roll Animal and The Headhunter whip The Shocker into the ropes. They hit The Shocker with a double backdrop. The Headhunter leaves the ring. Rock 'n Roll Animal nails The Shocker with a legsweep.] JV: Well what could he do? If he came over and Compton stopped him, then that would allow the Final Gangstas to keep on double teaming. [Rock 'n Roll Animal whips The Shocker into the ropes. The Shocker misses with a kick. The Shocker misses with a shoulderblock. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits The Shocker with a clothesline. The Shocker falls out of the ring.] VM: Huge clothesline by Animal sends Shocker tumbling over the top rope. [Rock 'n Roll Animal goes through the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal whips The Shocker into the guardrail. Matt Compton counts: 1. Rock 'n Roll Animal reenters the ring. The Shocker follows him back in. Rock 'n Roll Animal catches The Shocker in a sleeperhold. The Shocker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits a legsweep on The Shocker. The Shocker begs off.] VM: Shocker desperately needs to tag his partner. I don't know how much more of this he can take. [Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a flying sunset flip, but The Shocker counters it with a sitdown. Matt Compton counts: One, two, shoulder up. The Shocker kicks Rock 'n Roll Animal. The crowd is really behind The Shocker. Rock 'n Roll Animal punches The Shocker. Rock 'n Roll Animal has the crowd going wild. The Shocker hits Rock 'n Roll Animal. There are lots of chants for The Shocker. The Shocker tags out to C-Murder.] VM: AND THERE'S THE TAG! [C-Murder uses a lariat on Rock 'n Roll Animal. Rock 'n Roll Animal bumps into Matt Compton.] JV: And down goes the four eyed geek. [C-Murder goes for a dragon suplex, but Rock 'n Roll Animal blocks it. The Shocker leaves the ring. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a waistlock suplex, but C-Murder counters it with an elbowsmash. C-Murder kicks Rock 'n Roll Animal. C-Murder chops Rock 'n Roll Animal. C-Murder nails Rock 'n Roll Animal with a dragon suplex. Both men's shoulders are on the mat. There is no referee to count.] JV: One, two, three, four, fi... [Matt Compton is back on the job. Matt Compton counts: One, two, kickout.] JV: That should've been it. But carrot top couldn't stay awake to make the count. [C-Murder is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for a flying sunset flip, but C-Murder counters it with a choke lift. C-Murder takes Rock 'n Roll Animal down with an elbowdrop. C-Murder whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes. Rock 'n Roll Animal hits C-Murder with an elbow. Rock 'n Roll Animal air guitars. The crowd is going crazy. Rock 'n Roll Animal tags out to The Headhunter. The Headhunter runs into the ropes.] VM: And in comes Headhunter. Animal on the outside trying to get the crowd to cheer on his partner. [C-Murder hits The Headhunter with a backdrop. C-Murder executes a fallaway slam on The Headhunter. C-Murder hits The Headhunter with a frog splash. Matt Compton counts: One, two, three.] VM: Animal's back was still turned! He didn't even see C-Murder go for the pin attempt!! ["Bow Down" by Westside Connection starts to play. The crowd is really behind C-Murder.] RA: The winners are The Thugz!! In a time of 13:28! VM: And The Thugz get the momentum they were looking for going into Tuesday Night where they will face Endless Fury. We are out of time. Thank you for joining us. Hopefully the regular crew will be back next week. Remember you can catch Johnny and I on SWF Slaughterhouse this Easter Sunday. So long. [fade to black.]