Voiceover: "This past Tuesday, the SWF fell victim to Chaos."

{Replay of Equalizer's attacks on the Triumphant Tuesday announcers, as well as him attacking SWF officials. The sequence slows to slow-motion as he assaults the transmission crew in the broadcast truck.}

Voiceover: "The President was forced to take action against the forces of evil."

{Black and white, muted footage of President Frenck's Press conference,
followed by the shot of Equalizer threatening Frenck and the VP's.}

Voiceover: "Now, with the forces of Darkness banished, what surprises do the Fates have in store for the federation?"

{Still photos of other Trinity members, plus the SWF Suits, all in a Brady Bunch style arrangement, with the SWF logo in the centre.}

Voiceover: "Only time will tell."

{The Brady Bunch theme music plays as the logo fades out, replaced with 'SWF AROUND THE WORLD'. The logo flies towards the screen, and wipes away the photos, filling the screen with the image of an empty arena. The camera
zooms into 2 men, sitting in the upper mezzanine, the only 2 people in the building.}

Figure #1: "Hey Bob. You think we missed it?"

Bob: "No way, Billie-Joe. The poster said in April. It's April 2nd, and we couldn't have missed it last night."

BJ: "Well, we got our tickets, we got our seats. We just need....the
action."

Bob: "Right you are, Billie-Joe. I can't wait. It's going to be some
Birthday Party."

BJ: "Blast. Birthday Blast, you ninny."

Bob: "Oh yeah, hyuk hyuk. So what do we do now?"

BJ: "We wait, I guess."

{The camera pulls back as the two men sit and wait quietly for the Birthday Blast PPV to begin. The screen spirals suddenly, with the Around the World logo at the centre (a-la the Batman tv show). The scene is now of a packed arena, with a wrestling ring set up in the centre of it. The camera pans across the crowd, showing people dressed in costume or SWF t-shirts. Some signs that are displayed include "I Wanna Rock 'n' Roll all night!", "I'm on the Edge....Jagged Edge!", "Equalizer hit my mother!", and "T.W.O. Rules!!!"}

{The camera switches shots to show the ATW commentators, seated behind their desk.}

Terrance: "Good evening, everyone! Welcome to SWF Around the World!"

Rickey: "Broadcasting to you live, from the wonderful Corel Centre in
Ottawa, Ontario."

Aleshia: "What's so wonderful about it? It's Canada. It's cold."

Terrance: "I'm your host, Terrance Williams. With me as always is the man without any fashion sense whatsoever, Rickey Jones. And the woman with a snide remark for any occasion, Aleshia Michaels."

Aleshia: "Was that a wise crack, Terrance?"

Terrance: "Maybe."

Aleshia: "The only crack you have that is anything close to wise, is hidden by your jeans."

Terrance: "I'll refrain from responding to that."

Rickey: "What a show we have for you tonight. HeadHunter is taking on
Sandman. That will be the best match yet."

Aleshia: "Big deal. I think both of those men have a big ego problem."

Terrance: "Speaking of ego problems, what about The Equalizer, who got
himself suspended after attacking numerous SWF officials? Now that is ego."

Aleshia: "You actually think a low life like him is going to obey some
stupid suspension just because Frenck tells him to? I happen to know for a fact that Equalizer is in the arena tonight."

Terrance: "What? But he is not allowed at any Around the World broadcasts to begin with, plus he is banned from anything having to do with the SWF for a period of two weeks."

Aleshia: "Well, I guess it sucks to be Frenck, doesn't it? When you are
Aleshia Michaels, you know how to get around such things. And tonight,
Equalizer will be able to speak his mind on Towel Talk."

Rickey: "Oh dear. With his current state of mind, is anyone safe?"

Terrance: "Let's hope so. Folks, we are ready for our first match, so let's turn things over to our ring announcer, Steve Denmar."

Steve: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall. First, making his way down the aisle, from Calgary Alberta Canada...."

{"Staying Alive" by Wyclef Jean plays over the speaker system.}

Steve: "He is...The HeadHunter!"

{Fireworks ignite along the aisle as Double H enters the ring, posing for the crowd.}

Steve: "And his opponent, coming down the aisle with his manager
Michelle..."

{The lights dim as 'Enter Sandman' begins to fill the arena.}

Steve: "He is....Sandman!"

{Sandman makes his way down the aisle, followed by Michelle.}

Terrance: "This is going to be an interesting match."

Rickey: "You have the former SWF Tough Man champion in the ring, who also has a match this Sunday at Slaughterhouse in a triangle match with barbed wires against Tiger Tom Pho and Hot Shot Donovan."

Aleshia: "So what? Pho has the belt, and is going to fight these two for what? It's a non-title match, so it's not like he has anything to prove."

Terrance: "She has a point there."

They lock up.
Sandman whips The Headhunter into the ropes.
Sandman hits The Headhunter with a kick.
Sandman executes an enzuigiri.
The Headhunter catches him in a dragon suplex.
Jason Wellman counts: One, two, kickout.
The Headhunter nails him with a fisherman suplex.
Jason Wellman counts: One, two, kickout.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".

Aleshia: "Oh give it a rest, pal. Everyone claims that."

Terrance: "But how many can prove it?"

Aleshia: "Not him, that's for sure."

The Headhunter nails him with an elbowsmash.
The Headhunter catches him in a dragon suplex.
Jason Wellman counts: One, two, kickout.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".
The Headhunter goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman nails him with an armdrag takedown.

Aleshia: "Do we have to listen to that during the entire match?"

Rickey: "Most likely."

Aleshia: "Great. Bad commentary from the wrestlers, combined with the boring commentating you two deliver each week."

Rickey: "Our commentating is not boring."

Aleshia: "The only reason people watch this show is because they want to hear me tell it like it is."

Terrance: "I think we can find some people who would dispute that."

Sandman whips The Headhunter into the turnbuckle, but The Headhunter
reverses it.
The Headhunter charges into the corner, but Sandman moves out of the way.
Sandman goes for spinning headscissors into a cradle, but The Headhunter counters it with a Hotshot.
The Headhunter nails him with a faceslam.
The Headhunter is going for the pin.
Jason Wellman counts: One, two, kickout.
The Headhunter nails him with a frog splash.
Jason Wellman counts: One, two, kickout.

Terrance: "And HeadHunter can't lock down the pin."

Aleshia: "Big surprise."

Rickey: "So, What do you have in store for us tonight, Aleshia?"

Aleshia: "An exlusive interview with The Equalizer concerning the conspiracy going on in the SWF."

Rickey: "What conspiracy?"

Aleshia: "I'll let you know when you ditch the Saturday Night Fever
lifestyle."

Terrance: "Uh..can we please get back to the match in progress?"

The Headhunter executes a faceslam.
The Headhunter goes for a Frankensteiner, but Sandman counters it with
a power bomb.
Sandman uses the ropes for leverage.
Jason Wellman counts: One, two, kickout.
Sandman nails him with a kick to the midsection.
Sandman executes a small package.
Jason Wellman counts: One, kickout.
Sandman whips The Headhunter into the ropes.

Aleshia: "Remind me again why we are paying attention to this?"

Terrance: "Because it's what we get paid to do."

Aleshia: "I should ask for a raise."

Rickey: "A raise? On what grounds?"

Aleshia: "Sub-standard working conditions."

Terrance: "What are you talking about?"

Aleshia: "Having to sit here with you two, watching morons like those two wrestling...it's gotta be violating some sort of human rights law. Call
Amnesty International. They'll tell you the same thing."

Sandman goes for a kick to the midsection, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter nails him with a front-layout superplex.
The Headhunter goes for a fisherman suplex, but Sandman counters it with a small package.
Sandman pulls the tights.
Jason Wellman counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sandman goes for spinning headscissors into a cradle, but The Headhunter counters it with a Hotshot.
Sandman executes a double underhook piledriver.
Sandman goes for a Frankensteiner, but The Headhunter counters it with
a power bomb.
The Headhunter uses the ropes for leverage.
Jason Wellman counts: One, he sees it.

Aleshia: "Oh my..Headhunter trying to cheat. How original can he get?"

Rickey: "You actually expect a match to be fair?"

Aleshia: "Let me introduce you to a word. It's called sarcasm. And in case you havent noticed, I am quite good at it."

Rickey: "I noticed."

The Headhunter nails him with a jumping neck snap.
The Headhunter yells "That's why I am the best!".
The Headhunter executes a chop.
The Headhunter takes him down with a spinebuster slam.
The Headhunter pulls the tights.
Jason Wellman counts: One, he sees it.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
Sandman executes a jumping DDT.
Sandman takes him down with a bearhug.
The Headhunter breaks the hold after 10 seconds.

Terrance: "And Headhunter escapes the bearhug hold."

Rickey: "Too bad that wasn't Sandman's patented Sleeperhold. Then it would be lights out."

Aleshia: "I wish someone would turn the lights out."

{Suddenly, the arena lights go out, casting everyone into darkness. After a few seconds of disorientation, the jumbo vid-screensparks to life, showing a ferocious fire burning brightly. From the flames, emerges a dark figure.}

"You think you can contain me? You think you can hold me back? Well, I have news for you all. NO ONE CAN CONTAIN CHAOS!"

{The border of the vidscreen explodes in a shower of pyrotechnics, raining burning embers to the floor below. The figure on the screen laughs, and
steps closer to the camera, the flames dancing on his face.}

"The SWF has not seen anything yet. Prepare to be ....Equalized!"

{The border explodes again, this time the screen goes dark at the same time. When the fireworks are over, the lights come back on.}

Terrance: "I think that Equalizer was telling the truth the other day when he said his prescence was going to be felt."

Rickey: "I certainly felt it. And I think Frenck did too, and is going to take action against him for it."

Aleshia: "What action? Equalizer isn't here, is he?"

Terrance: "Someone had to have set those charges off."

Aleshia: "How many techicians run around this arena for the SWF? It could have been any of them."

Rickey: "Well, it's nice to see the referee seperated the two men, and I think we can get this match back underway."

The bell rings.
The Headhunter takes him down with a backspin DDT.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
Sandman hits The Headhunter with a clothesline.
Sandman nails him with a reverse neckbreaker.
Sandman is going for the pin.
Jason Wellman counts: One, shoulder up.
The Headhunter catches him in a dragon suplex.
Jason Wellman counts: One, two, kickout.
The Headhunter executes a dropkick.
The Headhunter takes him down with a DDT.

Terrance: "Headhunter taking it to Sandman right now."

Rickey: "Quite impressive. I am pleased with this matchup."

Aleshia: "That figures."

Terrance: "Does anything impress you, Aleshia?"

Aleshia: "Nope."

The Headhunter nails him with a Big Leg Drop.
The Headhunter takes him down with a European uppercut.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
Sandman hits The Headhunter with a shoulderblock.
Sandman catches him in an inside cradle.
Jason Wellman counts: One, kickout.
Sandman nails him with a sleeperhold.
The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Sandman takes him down with a neck snap.

Rickey: "Sandman locks on a sleeperhold, but it's not his patented one."

Terrance: "There is a difference between the two, and makes his more
effective."

Sandman whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter reverses it.

Sandman misses with an elbow.
The Headhunter executes a back heel kick.
The Headhunter whips Sandman into the ropes.
The Headhunter goes for a kick to the head, but Sandman counters it with a duck-down move.
Sandman executes a double underhook piledriver.
Sandman nails him with a double underhook backbreaker.
Sandman is going for the pin.
Jason Wellman counts: One, two, kickout.

Rickey: "And a failed pin by Sandman."

Aleshia: "Two bad. This farce might have been over."

Sandman goes for spinning headscissors into a cradle, but The Headhunter
counters it with a Hotshot.
The Headhunter nails him with a front-layout superplex.
The Headhunter takes him down with a bridging back suplex.
Jason Wellman counts: One, two, kickout.
The Headhunter attemps to place Sandman on the turnbuckle, but Sandman
blocks it.
The Headhunter whips Sandman into the ropes.
The Headhunter goes for a back heel kick, but Sandman blocks it.
Sandman takes him down with spinning headscissors into a cradle.
Jason Wellman counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sandman executes the STF.
The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Sandman whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter reverses it.

Sandman misses with a kick.

Rickey: "Headhunter exercising his dominance in this match."

Terrance: "But will he be able to keep the momentum, and gain the win?"

Sandman misses with a clothesline.
Sandman hits The Headhunter with a clothesline.
Sandman takes him down with the STF.
The Headhunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Sandman takes him down with a backbreaker.
Sandman nails him with a thrust kick to the head.
Sandman executes an armdrag takedown.
Sandman executes a small package.
Jason Wellman counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sandman throws The Headhunter out of the ring.

Terrance: "And the fight goes outside the ropes."

Rickey: "Of course. Enter the Never Never land."

Sandman goes through the ropes.
The Headhunter executes a double underhook piledriver.
They're brawling on the floor.
The Headhunter takes him down with a swinging neckbreaker.
The Headhunter nails him with a frog splash.
The Headhunter goes for the Hit, but Sandman counters it with a duck-down move.
Sandman goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter executes a spinebuster slam.

Terrance: "Headhunter just beating Sandman like a little kid."

Rickey: "Never have I seen Sandman take such a beating in a non-hardcore
match."

The Headhunter executes a European uppercut.
Sandman takes him down with a thrust kick to the head.
Sandman goes for a neck snap, but The Headhunter blocks it.
They're brawling on the floor.
The Headhunter nails him with a swinging neckbreaker.
Sandman is busted wide open.

Rickey: "Oh my god! Headhunter with that neckbreaker, and Sandman's head bounced off the side of the ring! And he is bleeding like you wouldn't believe!"

Terrance: "Headhunter taking time to taunt the former champion, and Sandman isn't moving."

The Headhunter reenters the ring.
Sandman is counted out.

Terrance: "Oh no! Sandman was counted out!"

Rickey: "Headhunter knocked him out, and rolled in to get the win! I don't believe this!"

Steve: The winner is The Headhunter. Time of match: 0:09:10!"

Rickey: "It's official, Sandman has lost this match."

Terrance: "He's still not moving yet...wait a second..what's that?"

Rickey: "Someone's crawling out from under the ring..it's Mortis!"

Terrance: "Mortis was under the ring...and look, there's Rigor!"

Rickey: "The Living Dead, ex-stablemates of Sandman's, and their approaching Sandman."

Aleshia: "And Trinity strikes again, it seems."

Terrance: "Rigor is pulling Sandman to his feet, and propping him up against the ring."

Rickey: "What are they doing? What is Mortis....he's pulling up the ringside mat!"

Terrance: "Don't tell me their going to hit him on the pavement!"

Aleshia: "Like it's not predictable, Terrance."

Rickey: "Oh no....Rigor is lifting Sandman onto his shoulders. Here comes the Autopsy, right onto the pavement! Someone has to stop this!"

Terrance: "Listen to that crack! Sandman bounced off the pavement with that axehandle! And here come the people to save Sandman!"

{Mr Shhh and the MiB run down to ringside. Jones and Smith start brawling with The Dead, while Shhh starts to drag Sandman away from the fighting. Rigor breaks away and lunges for Sandman again, but Jones jumps on his back, and starts attacking him from behind. SWF Officials start to flood the ringside area, trying to seperate the fighting teams.}

Terrance: "Total chaos here tonight, folks. The Living Dead have attacked the Sandman viciously, following his grueling match with Headhunter."

Rickey: "And I am surprised Equalizer, who Aleshia claimed was in the
building, is not here taking part in this."

Aleshia: "Equalizer is not stupid, much to contrary belief. He knows if he was to show his face in something like this, he would be fired. He is going to cause as much Chaos as he can in the next two weeks, but never entering the scene of the crime, he cant be punished."

Terrance: "This is terrible to witness. Folks, we have to take a break.
Hopefully this will be resolved by the time we get back. Stay tuned."

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Rickey: "Welcome back everyone. What a brutal display we just witnessed. Sandman was counted out in his match against Headhunter, and just as Headhunter returned to the locker room area, The Living Dead crawled out from under the ring, and attacked the already helpless Sandman."

Terrance: "Fortunately, Mr Shhh and the MiB showed up to rescue their
friend, and officials have managed to regain control."

Aleshia: "Well, it was exciting."

Rickey: "Exciting? Sandman could be injured from that attack."

Aleshia: "Too bad for him. They do just as much dirty tactics as Equalizer as his Trinity goons do."

Rickey: "So you are excusing their actions tonight?"

Aleshia: "I am not excusing anything. Don't we have a match to watch?"

Terrance: "Yes we do. What do you have for us, Steve?"

Steve: "The following match is scheduled for one fall. Fatal Fury, come on down! You're the next competitor on Around the World!"

{Fatal Fury comes down to the ring, with much crowd support.}

Steve: "And your opponent, all the way from Bremen Germany,Panzer Sturm, come on down!"

Terrance: "Interesting way to introduce the competitors."

{Panzer and Fraulein walk to the ring.}

Aleshia: "Panzerstein 3D. The latest game from ID Software. In stores
everywhere."

Rickey: "That was low, Aleshia."

Aleshia: "And I care because....?"

They lock up.
Panzer Sturm whips Fatal Fury into the turnbuckle, but Fatal Fury reverses it.
Panzer Sturm comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
Fatal Fury goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Panzer Sturm blocks it.
Panzer Sturm goes for a bulldog headlock, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury whips Panzer Sturm into the turnbuckle.
Fatal Fury runs into the ropes.
Panzer Sturm misses with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury executes a lariat.
Fatal Fury goes for the Furious Fall, but Panzer Sturm counters it with
flying headscissors.

Terrance: "Nice counter to Fatal Fury's finishing move."

Rickey: "Too early for the finisher to work."

Fatal Fury takes him down with a lariat.
Fatal Fury goes for the Furious Fall, but Panzer Sturm counters it with
a backdrop.
Fatal Fury takes him down with a powerslam.
Frank Clayton counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Terrance: "Again with the Furious Fall."

Rickey: "Why would he use his finisher twice at the beginning of the match?"

Aleshia: "Call me crazy, but I thought the point to a finisher was to finish your opponent?"

Rickey: "It is."

Aleshia: "Then you just answered your own question, moron."

Fatal Fury executes a figure-four leglock.
Panzer Sturm reaches the ropes after being trapped for 20 seconds.
Fatal Fury goes for a figure-four leglock, but Panzer Sturm counters it with a small package.
Frank Clayton counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Panzer Sturm nails him with an elbowsmash.
Panzer Sturm whips Fatal Fury into the ropes.
Panzer Sturm hits Fatal Fury with a shoulderblock.
Panzer Sturm places Fatal Fury on the turnbuckle.
Panzer Sturm catches him in a belly-to-belly superplex.
Frank Clayton counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Terrance: "Sturm all over Fury now."

Rickey: "Like a ping pong match, isnt it?"

Aleshia: "Ping pong? Please, get with the 90's. No one plays ping pong
anymore."

Panzer Sturm goes for a stomp, but Fatal Fury counters it with a roll away.
Fatal Fury nails him with a double chickenwing submission.
Panzer Sturm reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Fatal Fury whips Panzer Sturm into the ropes.
Fatal Fury misses with a kick.
Fatal Fury hits Panzer Sturm with a clothesline.
Fatal Fury is going for the pin.
Frank Clayton counts: One, kickout.

Terrance: "Fury changing the momentum in the match."

Rickey: "It could be anyone's match."

Aleshia: "Then be a dear, and go in and win it for me."

Fatal Fury takes him down with a reverse neckbreaker.
Fatal Fury goes for a vertical suplex, but Panzer Sturm reverses it.
Panzer Sturm nails him with a clawhold.
Fatal Fury reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Panzer Sturm goes for a headbutt, but Fatal Fury blocks it.
Fatal Fury takes him down with an elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury throws Panzer Sturm out of the ring.
Fatal Fury goes through the ropes.
Fatal Fury goes for the Furious Fall, but Panzer Sturm counters it with
a backdrop.

Terrance: "Fatal trying for his finisher outside the ring. But the German counters it."

Aleshia: "Mr Nazi is really paying attention this week, isnt he?"

Rickey: "He isn't a Nazi."

Aleshia: "Whatever."

Panzer Sturm nails him with a backbreaker.
Panzer Sturm reenters the ring.
Fatal Fury follows him back in.
Panzer Sturm nails him with a stomp.
Panzer Sturm nails him with an elbowsmash.
Fatal Fury nails him with a belly-to-back suplex.
Fatal Fury executes an elbowdrop.
Fatal Fury yells at the crowd.
Panzer Sturm goes for a short clothesline, but Fatal Fury counters it with a duck-down move.

Aleshia: "What was the point to that?"

Rickey: "To what?"

Aleshia: "To Fatal Fury yelling at the crowd."

Rickey: "I have no idea."

Aleshia: "Of course you don't. What was I thinking?"

Panzer Sturm nails him with an earringer.
Panzer Sturm executes a low blow.
Panzer Sturm takes him down with an earringer.
Panzer Sturm places Fatal Fury on the turnbuckle.
Panzer Sturm catches him in a belly-to-belly superplex.
Frank Clayton counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Fatal Fury takes him down with a cobra clutch.
Panzer Sturm submits after 5 seconds.

Rickey: "Sturm submitted!"

Aleshia: "Very good. And what do you do for an encore?"

Terrance: "Only after 5 seconds, no less."

Steve: "The winner is Fatal Fury. Time of match: 0:05:19"

Terrance: "Another break here, and we'll be back with another great match."

Aleshia: "Oh goody."

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Rickey: "We're back, to Ottawa, the Capital of Canada."

Terrance: "We need to see some snow."

Aleshia: "No we dont."

Rickey: "Well, next we have the Giant Killer taking on Jagged Edge, and
following that, Aleshia will bring us Towel Talk."

Aleshia: "Feel privileged."

Rickey: "I do. Believe me."

Steve: "The following match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way down the aisle, he is the Giant Killer!"

{GK makes his way to the ring, getting into an argument with a fan who
shouts at him.}

Steve: "His opponent, being accompanied to the ring with Shae Smith, he is Jagged Edge!"

{Jagged Edge walks to the ring, sporting a new SWF Jagged Edge t-shirt.}

Terrance: "New merchandise?"

Rickey: "Oh yeah. It's been rumoured that the SWF is even going to
merchandise some commentators, like The Sportin Fool."

Aleshia: "That's all we need."

They lock up.
Giant Killer takes him down with an armbar submission.
Jagged Edge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Giant Killer executes a vertical suplex.
Giant Killer takes him down with a kick to the head.
Giant Killer takes him down with a figure-four leglock.
Jagged Edge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 25 seconds.
Giant Killer whips Jagged Edge into the turnbuckle, but Jagged Edge reverses it.
Jagged Edge charges in with a jumping side kick.
Jagged Edge goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Giant Killer counters it with
a backdrop.
In turn, Jagged Edge counters it with a sunset flip.
Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, kickout.

Terrance: "Again we see a great example of a countered counter."

Rickey: "we have been seeing a lot of those in recent weeks."

Terrance: "Such a thing is a great combo to see."

Jagged Edge nails him with a backspin DDT.
Jagged Edge takes him down with a backspin DDT.
Jagged Edge goes for a power bomb, but Giant Killer blocks it.
Giant Killer attemps to place Jagged Edge on the turnbuckle, but Jagged Edge blocks it.
Giant Killer goes for a DDT, but Jagged Edge counters it with a backdrop.
Jagged Edge nails him with a choke slam.
Jagged Edge flexes to the crowd.

Aleshia: "Look at that. Wasting time to pose. Again something that serves no purpose."

Terrance: "It gets the crowd worked."

Aleshia: "Again, something that serves no purpose. Why do I find myself
repeating myself again?"

Giant Killer nails him with a snap suplex.
Giant Killer whips Jagged Edge into the ropes, but Jagged Edge reverses it.
Jagged Edge hits Giant Killer with an elbow.
Jagged Edge goes for a roundhouse right, but Giant Killer blocks it.
Giant Killer catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jagged Edge takes him down with a piledriver.
Jagged Edge nails him with a backspin DDT.
Jagged Edge goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Giant Killer counters it with an elbowsmash.

Rickey: "Jagged Edge dominating this part of the match."

Terrance: "Giant Killer has earned an impressive record so far in the SWF."

Rickey: "True. He has scored a few upsets that were not expected. Tonight could be another."

Giant Killer whips Jagged Edge into the turnbuckle.
Jagged Edge comes back and rocks Giant Killer with a clothesline.
Jagged Edge nails him with a Tombstone.
Jagged Edge places Giant Killer on the turnbuckle.
Jagged Edge goes for a top-rope DDT, but Giant Killer counters it with
a front-layout superplex.
Giant Killer catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, kickout.

Rickey: "Nearfall by Giant Killer."

Terrance: "A nice counter to Jagged Edge's top rope DDT."

Rickey: "Yes it was."

Giant Killer executes a moonsault.
Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, kickout.
Giant Killer nails him with a vertical suplex.
Giant Killer nails him with a neck snap.
Giant Killer executes the STF.
Jagged Edge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Jagged Edge nails him with a German suplex.
Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jagged Edge flexes to the crowd.

Terrance: "Again Jagged Edge taking time to work the crowd."

Rickey: "I wouldnt take my eyes of Giant Killer if I were him. Would you?"

Terrance: "Not me."

Jagged Edge attemps to place Giant Killer on the turnbuckle, but Giant
Killer  blocks it.
Jagged Edge goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Giant Killer blocks it.
Giant Killer takes him down with a kick to the head.
Giant Killer whips Jagged Edge into the ropes.
Jagged Edge misses with a clothesline.
Jagged Edge executes a powerslam.

Terrance: "And down goes GK."

Rickey: "Edge going for the pin."

Jagged Edge uses the ropes for leverage.
Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, he sees it.
Giant Killer takes him down with a kick to the head.
Giant Killer goes for the pin.
Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, three.

Terrance: "And Giant Killer pulls it off!"

Rickey: "Nothing spectacular, but he wins the match regardless."

Steve: "The winner is Giant Killer. Time of match: 0:05:14"

Terrance: "Alright. While both men return to the locker rooms, we'll take another quick break, and bring you back for more action."

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Rickey: "Alright. We're back, and as promised, we turn things over to
Aleshia Michaels for ATW's Towel Talk."

{The scene switches to a locker room set, with Aleshia sitting on a bench.}

Aleshia: "Hello everyone. This is Towel Talk. Movie theatres across the
continent are showing people that Grease is the word, with reference to the re-release of the hit musical starring John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John. But here in the SWF, the word is not Grease...it's conspiracy. My guest tonight is a contracted member of the SWF who has begun to uncover the conspiracy plauging this federation, and as a result, is being ridiculed and mistreated. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you my guest....The Equalizer!"

{'Electric Chair' by Prince plays over the speakers, and Equalizer steps out from the curtain, walking onto the set. He faces the crowd, and shouts some phrases to them before taking his seat.}

Aleshia: "Welcome to Towel Talk, Equalizer."

Equalizer: "I'd say I was glad to be here, but I'm not."

Aleshia: "Understandable. I understand you have discovered a conspiracy here in the SWF."

Equalizer: "Discovered? Try tripped over. It's such an obvious conspiracy, that you would have to be blind as a bat not to notice it."

Aleshia: "Can you describe what sort of conspiracy is going on?"

Equalizer: "Look at what's been happening. Trinity was proving over and over that we are the best stable in this federation. The suits got scared, and tried to take us down. But Trinity overcame them. Frenck went and sent his patsy boy Vigilante after us. But even he fell prey to the power of Trinity. So now it seems Frenck has to stoop to new levels."

Aleshia: "New levels?"

Equalizer: "Like this suspension. He says it's because I touched an SWF
official, but am I the first? No. Am I the last? Hell no. But why is it that I am the first person to be suspended for doing it? Why is it I am the one Frenck is concentrating on? I tell you this, conspiracy or not, Frenck had better watch his step."

Aleshia: "Everyone is curious what you are going to do while on suspension."

Equalizer: "What I am going to do while on suspension, eh? I am going to plan my revenge. Shhh, Sandman, the Men in Yellow, and Flash are all going to answer to Trinity for their crimes. And Frenck has yet to answer for
his."

Aleshia: "People are saying you are insane, and not thinking. Is this true?"

Equalizer: "Insane? I am not insane. I am just misunderstood. Not thinking? I think not. I think, therefor I am. I think I am the one person everyone fears, therefor I am. Look at some of the recent flashes. People saying they are going to sign as many matches in the next two weeks as possible, because they know I cant touch them. But they dont realize they are falling right into my hands."

Aleshia: "If you could change any one thing that you have done, what would it be?"

Equalizer: "Easy. I would never have let Pagan talk me out of my opposition for Shhh. I was totally against him when we first met, but Pagan, a man I respect to this day, talked me out of it. If I could change any one thing, it would be that I didnt listen to my instincts."

Aleshia: "Fair enough. What is it that makes you who you are?"

Equalizer: "Chaos. Pure, unbridled chaos. We live off the uncontrollable, that which no one can control, and that which exists merely to cause
disorder. We seek to be just that. Uncontrollable."

Aleshia: "Well, I'd like to thank you Equalizer for being here tonight, but to be honest, I'm not going to."

Equalizer: "Fine by me."

{Equalizer stands, and walks off the set. Aleshia shakes her head, grinning and turns back to the camera.}

Aleshia: "Alright, that was The Equalizer, talking on conspiracy. Back to more action."

Steve: "The following match is scheduled for one fall. About to come down
the aisle, consisting of Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens, they
are...Sound and Fury!"

{Sound and Fury make their way to the ring, accompanied by Master of Pain.}

Steve: "And their opponents, two guys who really arent worth mentioning, but I'm paid to do it anyway.....Time Warp and Mr Roboto!"

{Time Warp and Mr Roboto walk to the ring, as the fans boo them.}

Aleshia: "Terrific. A jobber match."

Terrance: "The T.W.O. is desperately trying to gain some respect here in the SWF."

Rickey: "A victory here could do just that."

Terrance: "They already have a victory over other opponents."

Rickey: "Well, they might pull out another one today."

They lock up.
Mr. Roboto enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Danny Bens enters the ring and throws Mr. Roboto out of the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Time Warp into the ropes.
They hit Time Warp with a double clothesline.
Danny Bens leaves the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich throws Time Warp out of the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes through the ropes.
Time Warp knocks Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ringpost.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich nails him with a neck snap.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich reenters the ring.
Time Warp follows him back in.

Aleshia: "Gee. First 10 seconds of the match, already double teaming and
illegal moves to the outside."

Terrance: "The T.W.O. needs to do everything they can to win."

Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a side suplex.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes him down with a chokehold.
Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, three, four.
Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, three, four.
Time Warp goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
counters it with a side step.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Time Warp into the ropes, but Time Warp reverses it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Time Warp with a clothesline.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich takes him down with a legdrop.
Danny Bens enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Time Warp into the ropes.
They hit Time Warp with a double fist to the midsection.

Rickey: "And Sound and Fury double teaming against Time Warp."

Aleshia: "What, can't they take on jobbers by themselves?"

Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Time Warp into the ropes.
They hit Time Warp with a double backdrop.
Mr. Roboto enters the ring and throws Danny Bens out of the ring.
Time Warp and Mr. Roboto whip Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
Time Warp and Mr. Roboto hit Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a double
spinning leg lariat.
Mr. Roboto leaves the ring.
Time Warp attemps to place Boom-Boom Obuhowich on the turnbuckle, but
Boom-Boom Obuhowich blocks it.
Time Warp goes for a diving shoulderblock, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
counters it with a duck-down move.

Rickey: "Mr Roboto enters the ring and returns some double teaming."

Aleshia: "What goes around comes around."

Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Time Warp into the ropes.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Time Warp with an elbow.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Time Warp into the ropes, but Time Warp reverses it.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich misses with an elbow.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich hits Time Warp with a shoulderblock.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich is going for the pin.
Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, kickout.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a backbreaker, but Time Warp blocks it.
Time Warp tags out to Mr. Roboto.

Terrance: "There is the tag to Mr Roboto."

Mr. Roboto whips Boom-Boom Obuhowich into the ropes.
Mr. Roboto takes him down with an enzuilariato.
Mr. Roboto takes him down with a spinning leg lariat.
Mr. Roboto is going for the pin.
Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich whips Mr. Roboto into the ropes.
Mr. Roboto hits Boom-Boom Obuhowich with a kick.
Mr. Roboto goes for an armlock hammerlock submission, but Boom-Boom
Obuhowich blocks it.

Rickey: "Mr Roboto doing an impressive number on Boom-Boom."

Terrance: "Surprising, isn't it?"

Boom-Boom Obuhowich goes for a Gorilla Press, but Mr. Roboto counters it with a rolling reverse cradle.
Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, kickout.
Mr. Roboto goes for a kick to the head, but Boom-Boom Obuhowich
counters it with a duck-down move.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a neck snap.
Danny Bens enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Mr. Roboto into the ropes.
They hit Mr. Roboto with a double backdrop.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Mr. Roboto into the ropes.
They hit Mr. Roboto with a double clothesline.

Aleshia: "Ok, I dont see this. You have a pair of jobbers, who have to be double teamed to be beaten, and yet they have no respect?"

Terrance: "That's the jist of it."

Aleshia: "Who is their manager? Rodney Dangerfield?"

Boom-Boom Obuhowich and Danny Bens whip Mr. Roboto into the ropes.
They hit Mr. Roboto with a double clothesline.
Danny Bens leaves the ring.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a double-axhandle chop.
Boom-Boom Obuhowich executes a running powerslam.
Sean Knockleby counts: One, two, three.

Rickey: "And that's all they wrote."

Steve: "The winners are Sound & Fury. Time of match: 0:03:49"

Terrance: "And once more, the T.W.O. goes down in defeat."

Aleshia: "They're a bunch of jobbers. What did you expect?"

Terrance: "Well, we have one match left. Putting Tom Pho against Rock and Roll Animal."

Aleshia: "Oh god, no! The Slap of Death has returned!"

Rickey: "Uh...sure. Ok, let's get it on."

Steve: "The following match is scheduled for one fall. Coming down the
aisle, an ex-member of the S.O.B.'s, he is the SWF Tough Man
Champion....'Tiger' Tom Pho!"

{Pho walks to the ring with the support of the crowd on either side of him.}

Steve: "And his opponent, the master of the dreaded Slap of Death, and
member of the Gangstas....he is Rock and Roll Animal!"

{Animal comes out, and the crowd starts to boo. Animal frowns, and walks to the ring, ignoring the crowd.}

Tom Pho attacks Rock 'n Roll Animal before the bell.
Tom Pho whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the turnbuckle.
Tom Pho runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Rock 'n Roll Animal
moves out of the way.

Terrance: "Pho attacking before the bell."

Rickey: "What a dirty trick."

Rock 'n Roll Animal executes a back heel kick.
Rock 'n Roll Animal nails him with a powerslam.
Rock 'n Roll Animal goes for the Revolution #9, but Tom Pho counters it with a kneelift.
Tom Pho nails him with a sleeperhold.
Rock 'n Roll Animal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Tom Pho takes him down with a reverse neckbreaker.
Tom Pho whips Rock 'n Roll Animal into the ropes, but Rock 'n Roll Animal reverses it.
Tom Pho hits Rock 'n Roll Animal with a backdrop.
Tom Pho executes a flying lariat.
Tom Pho nails him with a splash.
Andy Hovestadt counts: One, two, kickout.

Rickey: "Nearfall by the Tiger."

Aleshia: "Careful, or Animal will retalliate with that Slap of Death. You know it's coming."

Tom Pho executes a scorpion deathlock.
Rock 'n Roll Animal submits after 5 seconds.

Terrance: "And it's over!"

Aleshia: "Already? No Slap of Death? What a rip."

Rickey: "That was the shortest match we have had here on ATW, I think."

Steve: "The winner is Tom Pho. Time of match: 0:01:12"

Terrance: "Well, that's our show for tonight folks. Hope you enjoyed it."

Rickey: "Hope to see you all next week, here on SWF Around the World."

{fade to black}