Sittin' behind the chicken coop.
See the bantes start to roost.
Thinkin' 'bout a midnight snack.
Ten more minutes till attack.
The sheep are in the meadow and the farmer's in the dell,
And the cats are in the cupboard so I guess it's just as well,
That I've gotta get a dinner with an embryonic shell, and
(Chorus)
Sittin' in a storage shed,
Rack of chickens by my head.
Waitin' for the slanted man
To come and cut me like he can.
Slice me up and serve me in the sweet and sour pork.
Meat so sweet and tasty, gotta eat me with a fork.
Serve me with a sake, better, serve me with a port.
(Chorus)
�1997LSD