There ain't nothin' in the world that I like better than a blowjob.
There ain't nothin' in the world that I like better than a blowjob.
And if I had to die and could take it all with me
I'd give up the farm and the wife that goes with me,
Take the house, the car, the kids, the dog, my horse Ulysses
And I'd trade 'em all in on a blowjob.
There ain't nothin' in the world that I like better than a blowjob.
There ain't nothin' in the world makes me get no wetter than a blowjob.
Well the first time I had one I got real busy
Droppin' my drawers for a girl named Lizzy.
She licked and stroked and slurped and sucked and made me all dizzy
And I fell in love with a blowjob.
Well, roll your tongue and hum just a little
With your hand on my balls and a little bit of spittle.
Look out teeth, look out gums
Over the tonsils here I cum!
Guess I shoulda told her I was almost there
When she stopped for a moment to pick out a hair.
My oh, my. What a surprise!
Special sauce right between the eyes!
There ain't nothin' in the world that I like better than a blowjob.
There ain't nothin' in the world that I like better than a blowjob.
And if I had to die and could take it all with me
I'd give up the farm and the wife that goes with me,
Take the house, the car, the kids, the dog, my horse Ulysses
And I'd trade 'em all in on a blowjob.
Cause there ain't nothing better than a blowjob.
Cause there ain't nothing better than a blowjob.
� 1998LSD