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Last year, I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In   addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can not seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my  system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me?

 - Jonathan Powell

          Dear Jonathan Powell

This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program from the system once installed.

You can not go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1. 0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original  system. Look in your manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support.

Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance

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