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The Samurai > Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who
needed a new head Samurai so he sent out a declaration throughout
the country that he was searching for one.
A year passed and only 3 people showed up: a Japanese Samurai,
a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai. The emperor asked the
Japanese Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be
head Samurai. The Japanese Samurai opened a match box and out pops
a little fly. Whoosh goes his sword and the fly drops dead on the
ground in 2 pieces.
The emperor exclaimed: "That is very impressive!" The emperor then
asked the Chinese Samurai to come in and demonstrate.
The Chinese Samurai also opened a match box and out pops a fly.
Whoosh, whoosh goes his sword. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4
pieces.
The emperor exclaimed: "That is really very impressive!"
The emperor then had the Jewish Samurai demonstrate why he should be
the head Samurai. The Jewish Samurai also opened a match box and out
pops a fly. His flashing sword goes whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh
whoooooooossshh whoooooooossshhh. A gust of wind fills the room, but
the fly is still alive and buzzing around. The emperor, obviously
disappointed, asks: "After all of that, why is the fly not dead?"
The Jewish Samurai smiled, "Well, circumcision is not intended to kill
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