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Peace on You!
Peace on You
(Must be read with and Italian accent)
One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel.
Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis
toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to
the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say you
better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and
she call me sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The
waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She
tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the
table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.
So I go
back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager
and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no
understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you
sonna ma bitch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on
you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna go back to Italy.
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