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hamPster
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender
says: "No way. I don't think you can pay for it." The guy says, "You're
right. I don't have any money, but if I show you something you haven't seen
before, will you give me a drink?"
The bartender says, "Only if what you
show me ain't risque ." "Deal!" says the guy and reaches into his coat
pocket and pulls out a hamster.
He puts the hamster on the bar and it runs
to the end of the bar, down the bar, across the room, up the piano, jumps on
the key board and starts playing Gershwin songs. And the hamster is really
good.
The bartender says, "You're right. I've never seen anything like that
before. That hamster is truly good on the piano." The guy downs the drink
and asks the bartender for another. "Money or another miracle else no
drink", says the bartender.
The guy reaches into his coat again and pulls
out a frog. He puts the frog on the bar, and the frog starts to sing. He has
a marvelous voice and great pitch. A fine singer.
A stranger from the other
end of the bar runs over to the guy and offers him $300 for the frog. The
guy says "It's a deal." He takes the three hundred and gives the stranger
the frog. The stranger runs out of the bar. The bartender says to the guy
"Are you some kind of nut? You sold a singing frog for $300? It must have
been worth millions. You must be crazy."
"Not so", says the guy. "The
hamster is also a ventriloquist."
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