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Dumb Crook News A crook named STEFAN
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A prisoner in Nevada sued for cruel and unusual punishment after he ordered two jars of chunky peanut butter, but instead received one jar of chunky and one jar of smooth.
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A bank robber in Nebraska became smitten with the teller, who handed over the cash. When he phoned to arrange a date, she kept him on the line long enough for the police to trace his call.
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An Atlanta man ran afoul of the law when he robbed a bank and then went shopping at a sporting good store to buy running shoes to aid his getaway. Roland Gibson walked out of the bank with a white bag stuffed with cash, strolled right next door and bought the sneakers, investigators said.
Suspicious store employees called the cops after noticing Gibson putting on the sneakers and removing his shirt as he waited in line to pay. But even the sneakers didn't do much good. Police nabbed him after a short chase.
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An Illinois deputy sheriff spotted his brother's picture on a wanted poster and promptly had him arrested, said officials. The man was charged with robbing the Union National Bank and is a suspect in others.
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A man wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote, "This is a stickkup. Put all you muny in this bag," on a deposit slip. While standing in line waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller window.
So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed the note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it, and surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stick-up note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to the Bank of America.
Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK," and left the Wells Fargo Bank. The teller then called the police who arrested the man a few minutes later. He was waiting in line back at the Bank of America.
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A woman robbed a bank. When she arrived home, she discovered a dye packet had leaked all over the money. She went back to the same bank and tried to exchange it for money that was in better condition. She was arrested.
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A Hong Kong gang of bungling counterfeiters have been arrested by authorities for trying to pass a fortune in five million dollar bills. Alert officials at the bank where the crooks tried to deposit the fake cash didn't take long to uncover the scam since the U. S. Treasury Department has never printed five million dollar bills.
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Wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun, a thief burst into a bank in Florida one day. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, "Freeze, mother stickers, this is a f--- up!
For a moment, everyone was silent. Then the snickers started. The guard completely lost it and doubled over laughing. It probably saved his life, because he'd been about to draw his gun. He couldn't have drawn and fired before the thief got him.
The thief ran away. The bank, in memory of the event, put a plaque on the wall - "Freeze, Mother-Stickers, this is a F--- Up!"
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Tennessee, a man successfully broke into a bank after hours and stole the bank's video camera while it was recording - remotely. The videotape recorder was located elsewhere in the bank, so he didn't get the videotape of himself stealing the camera.
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