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The Dime A Ukrainian and a Jew were discussing how far
each could make a dime reach, and agreed to
try it and meet a few days later to see who'd
get the most out of a dime.
The Jew bought a cigar, and smoked one-third
the first day and saved the ashes. He smoked
one-third the second day and saved the ashes.
He smoked one-third the third day and again
saved the ashes, and on the fourth day he gave
the ashes to his wife to use as fertiliser on
her roses. He told the Ukrainian, "I know you
can't beat that for stretching a dime."
The Ukrainian said, "I got you beat. I bought
a Polish sausage for a dime, and the first day
I ate one-half, and on the second day I ate the
other one-half. The third day I used the skin
for a condom, and the fourth day I took a dump
in the skin and sewed it back up. The fifth day
I took it back to the butcher and told him it
smelled like crap. He agreed with me and gave
me my dime back!"
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