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Redneck Letter Dear Sun
Your paw has a new job, the first one in 48 years. We are a little better
of now and making so much money we don't know what to do with it.
Paw gits $17.50 a weak, so we thought we oughter do some fixin up.
We sent to Monkey Wards for one of them new bathrooms we been
hearin about. It took a plumber to put it in shape. One side of the room
has a big box, somthin like a pig trough, only you get in and wash all over.
On the other side is a little thing call a sink, but yonder in the corner we
realy have somethin. You put one foot in and wash it good, pull the chain
and get fresh water for the other foot. Two lids came with the thing that
we aint got any use for in the bathroom, so I's using one for a bread board
and the other one had a hole in it, so I's using it for a frame for your
grandpappy's pictur. That companys awful nice to do busines with. They
sent us a roll of writing paper with the outfit, paw and me don't write much
so I'm using it to wrap paw's lunch in.
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