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123Four After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to
perform for his wife. After a few weeks of disappointment and
frustration in the bedroom, he decides to see his doctor. His doctor
tries a few things but nothing works at all. Finally, the doctor says
to him, "This is all in your mind," and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, the therapist confesses, "I am at a
loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Since he was unable to
solve the man's problem, the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a
flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor
says to the man, "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it
once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as
long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor, "What happens when it's over?" The
witch doctor says, "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it
will go down. But be warned, it will not work again for a year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with
the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and counts the numbers
aloud, and suddenly he gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says, "What did you say '123' for?"P>
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