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...Catholics... A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside
except for a pet dog he doted on. The dog finally died, and
Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying "Father, my old,
faithful dog is finally gone. Could you possibly be saying
a mass for the poor creature?"
Father Patrick told the farmer "No, we can't have services
for an animal in the church, but I'll tell you what, there's
a new denomination down the road apiece, and no telling what
they believe in, but maybe they'll do something for the
animal."
Muldoon said "I'll go right now. By the way, do you think
$1,000 is enough to donate for the service?"
Father Patrick replied "Hold on, there! Why didn't you tell
me the dog was Catholic?"
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