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The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. -from Roxie Reeves
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. -from Roxie Reeves
"When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?" -- Robin Williams
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."--Sue Murphy
The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les. -- Steven Wright
"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds together the universe." ----Carl Zwanzig
"If at 1st you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything." --Barbara Johnson
"I thought I told you to watch your f#@&ing language!" --Eight Heads in a Duffel Bag
"Someone will always stumble across the truth. And usually he'll pick himself up and carry on." --Who Yo Daddie
"Don't take life so seriously. You'll never get out of it alive. " --Uspeak Datruthe
"Your character is what you are in the dark." --Dwight L Moody
"The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything." --Goethe You can always tell a Yankee, but you can't tell them much! -- Sanford Stone
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? --Some random guy

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