I have a hairy golfball in my throat. This means my throat is really sore. The size of the ball can vary depending on how sore your throat is. (ie: I have a hairy marble in my throat. or I have a hairy basketball in my throat.)

That is so not the opposite of hiding someone's underwear! We don't feel this one needs any explanation.

Wind the frog. My favourite line from "Toy Story".

Coffins, unfortunately, are a necessity. If you've seen "Interview with the Vampire", you should be able to guess.

Just moff it right out. Something to do with cars . We're not entirely sure.

Et in hoc fundo, nonnullas boves, domesticas habet. E-I-E-I-O. Cum moo moo hic, cum moo moo ibi. Hic una moo, ibi una moo, ubique una moo moo. "Old MacDonald had a Farm" in Latin. The only way to sing kid's songs.

FIRE!!!!! Great way to clear a room.

Friends don't let friends saw friends. Arose from a moment of craziness involving a sheet of paper.

"What have you done, my lord, with the dead body?" -- Rosencrantz... or maybe Guildenstern

"Buzz. Buzz." -- Hamlet

"What did you have in mind?... A short, blunt human pyramid?" -- Definitely Guildenstern... I think... (Okay, okay. This isn't really from Shakespeare. This is from a play called "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead". Close enough. :))

altruistic: generous

beneeped: beached by a neep tide

coersion: to compel by threat

derogatory: insulting

exsanguinate: to drain of blood

gratuitous: free

incommunicado: unable to communicate with others

mendacious: false; lying

Mephistophelian: to be like Mephistopheles (literary reference to 'Faust')

parsimonious: frugal; stingy

pragmatist: one who is practical

rodomontade: to boast or brag

spelunk: to explore caves

ubiquitous: seeming to be everywhere at once

vituperate: to berate

wayzgoose: annual printer's party

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