What?!
"There are only two races on this planet - the intelligent and the stupid."
JOHN FOWLES
"The only thing that ever consoles a man for the stupid things he does is the praise he always gives himself for doing them."
OSCAR WILDE
An actual ad in a mail-order catalog:
"Replica antique TV/VCR stand"
A weather forecast that appeared in the Indianapolis Star (for real):
Monday: a chance of rain. Low 35, High 45
Tuesday: Cloudy and cooler. Low 38, High 47
"When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty."
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
BRITNEY
Does it make sense when someone says, "I'm not talking to you."
POSTSCRIPT
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago..."
DAN QUAYLE
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