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"There are only two races on this planet - the intelligent and the stupid." JOHN FOWLES |
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"The only thing that ever consoles a man for the stupid things he does is the praise he always gives himself for doing them." OSCAR WILDE |
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| An actual ad in a mail-order catalog: "Replica antique TV/VCR stand" |
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| A weather forecast that appeared in the Indianapolis Star (for real): Monday: a chance of rain. Low 35, High 45 Tuesday: Cloudy and cooler. Low 38, High 47 |
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| "When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty." GEORGE BERNARD SHAW |
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| "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." BRITNEY |
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| Does it make sense when someone says, "I'm not talking to you." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| POSTSCRIPT "It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago..." DAN QUAYLE |
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| NEXT RANDOM THOUGHTS & OTHER RAVINGS PAGE = YARD SALES OF THE UNINTENTIONAL KIND TO MY WRITINGS & THOUGHTS MAIN PAGE TO MY HOME PAGE |
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