Never...
...give a lecture on the "silliness" of mudflaps at a Teamster convention.
...drink anything yellow that is warmer than room temperature. ...go to a doctor who thinks acupunture is 'sorta fun.' ...use the bathroom in a bait shop.
...eat anything that is crying or that smells like your sister.
...play "mumbly-peg" with a guy who thinks Jack the Ripper was completely misunderstood.'
...accept a check from a black guy named Hans.
...trust a priest who moonlights by selling life insurance.
...buy anything from a rich salesman.
...put off today what you can space forever.
POSTSCRIPT
"I know a lot of people think I'm dumb. Well, at least I ain't no educated fool."
LEON SPINKS, PRIZEFIGTER
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