Headlines That You'll Probably Never See
"Lottery winner sgb34 says he'll keep working"
"Oriental driver ticketed for speeding"
"My hands were at 10 and 2, officer!"
"I'd probably get bored just
sittin' around, drinkin' beer."
"Wife of 17 years performs oral sex on husband"
"Critically acclaimed female drummer wooed by Fripp"
"Jim Fixx seen jogging in
Central Park"
"I owe it all to Karen Carpenter."
"I just can't get enough of him!"
POSTSCRIPT
"He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news."
BERTOLT BRECHT
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