Gemini
MAY 21 - JUNE 20:
Check with your attorney to see if the way you water your lawn is illegal. Be intuitive: follow up on that hunch that your neighbor, the bar bouncer, wouldn't mind if you stopped in to see his wife when he is at work. Make friends with your daughter's invisible friend. Stop wearing your tree-colored pants around your neighbor's dog. Relax this week; you are real close to the edge. Stop thinking of yourself as a "weak-minded beast." If you ask your spouse about his or her past, do not get upset if they say, "Do you want males or females first?"
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"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
ALBERT EINSTEIN
NEXT ASTROLOGICAL SIGN = CANCER

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