Stay clear of vacuum cleaner salesmen who identify with the protagonist in Zappa's "Joe's Garage." Be prepared to debate intelligently, but keep your sense of humor. Remember: striking a police officer with a water balloon is not necessarily funny to everyone involved. If you discuss your sexual problems with your spouse, don't ask he or she knows "it's not my problem."
"Imagine the Creator as a stand up comedian - and at once the world becomes explicable."
H. L. MENCKEN
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