You will meet someone very large this week and conceivably be pulled into their gravitational field. You might become romantically involved with a friend's pet...be firm. Keep your foot out of your mouth. If you walk your dog this week, watch your step. If you walk your dog this week and do not watch your step, be SURE to keep your foot out of your mouth. Decline any invititations to family reunions/wife-swapping parties...you could end up with your sister. Never use a lawyer recommended by your pen-pal in prison. Be generous this week: remember that your children need to eat, too. Use your intuition: follow up on that feeling you have that the cop down the street smokes dope when he's off-duty. Be patriotic: apply for citizenship in a different country.
"Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think."
NIELS BOHR
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