TOTP

ARE HANSON INTO FOOTBALL?

IKE: We're not really up on the world cup. I mean, who's playing? I don't even know that!

ZAC: One thing I know for sure is we're not going to win.

THAT'S NOT VERY POSITIVE...

IKE: (looking a tad gloomy) Well, soccer's not really that huge in America, but I did play when I was younger.

ZAC: Yeah, we all played soccer for a really long time.

TAYLOR: Um, I played for 3 years and Zac played for like 3 months.

ZAC: No, I played for five. I was mainly goalie or defender so I didn't get to score many goals.

IKE: I was actually so bad on the pitch that I decided to become a ref. That was great. I really enjoyed telling the coaches to calm down when they got a bit ratty. I'd say, "Hey, just chill out, man!"

HOW COMPETITIVE ARE YOU GUYS?

TAYLOR: It depends how we feel and how well we can play on the day. We're good athletes if we work at it...

ZAC: "IF" we work at it!

TAYLOR: ...but we haven't played sports in quite a while.

ZAC: We've forgotton a few of the rules!

IKE: We used to be good at basketball but now our girlfriends are better than us!

ZAC: That's as in 'friends who are girls!'

IKE: ...they're better than us.

TAYLOR: (head in hands) It's so humiliating!