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Okay people! Now we have surfed and surfed and boy, are there some strange little tidbits out there on our favorite band...we would assume that most of it is exaggerated or completely false. But, that doesn't mean the stuff isn't funny.

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This page will always be updated as we come across some funny stuff on the net.

• When they were living in South America, they were living in a grass hut and had to hunt for their own food. (We can just see it now...)

• Obsessive sign 1 : You purposely break you nose so that you can be like Zac. (Umm...can everyone say transferrence??? Scary!)

• When Taylor was young (We hope very, very young!) and Zac was a baby, Tay would sit on Zac and say, "No like baby!" "No like baby!" (We found this to be hilarious!!! If it's true, that is. We can totally understand it...all of them are only 2 years and some odd months apart!)

• Speaking of poor Zac--his real name is Edgar! (We don't know who or where this one got started!)

• OS2 : You go out and buy Neopolitan Ice Cream just so you can have all their favorite flavors at once! (We don't know about you, but we'd rather have some other flavors!!! kEl--Mint Chocolate Chip or Butter Pecan--anybody else with me???)

• Taylor the talented--can turn his eyelids inside out. (We've seen this done and it isn't really impressive. Actually, it's kind of gross looking!)

• Zac has a different hairstyle at every performance. (Let's see...Down, Braids, or Ponytail pulled-back...It could just be us but we could swear that Hanson has performed more than three times!)

• Suddenly, kicking pidgeons is a really fun past-time! (Uh, animal rights activists...this way!!)

• Tay doesn't like to brush his hair. (This one confused us. Is it hard for him? Come on Taylor--you have nice, straight hair! Three strokes and you're out of there!)

• There seems to be tons of stuff on Taylor. (We've seen nothing funny on Isaac yet...) Here's another one...Tay doesn't like to wear white socks. (We often wonder why? Any thoughts anyone???)

• They use Colgate toothpaste, Dial soap, and Herbal Essences shampoo. (Frankly, we could care less what they use just as long as they use something!!!)

Next 4 come from Heather! These are her comments...they're exactly what we would say!! She found some Isaac funnies...which we couldn't find! Thanks!

• Ike wanted to call MMMBop OomPahPah. (Uh, I hope not!)
• Ike once dropped his guitar on his foot and broke it. (His foot.) He
  supposedly has a limp because of it. (I don't see it!) (Us neither!)
• Ike likes to braid his hair like Zac does, sometimes. (I wish he and
  Tay WOULD! That'd be cool, watching Hanson all come out in braids! They
  could start a fashion statement here!)
• Zac likes to run around with boxers on his head and yell, "I'm Boxer Boy!" (How would anyone, besides his family, know THAT?! Maybe Ike and Tay have been sneaking secrets to the press!)

• Fans go to Tulsa and sleep outside the Hanson home. They also go through their garbage, bang on thier windows, and totally wreck the outside of their house. (This is not funny. IF this happens...then those people are lucky Hanson and their family don't arrest them or something...geez...can we all say, 'get a life'!??!)

• Zac has a girlfriend and they call her Cricket! (hehehe...truth is...HANSON has a new DOG and its name is WICKET! Hey, at least it rhymed! Rumor has it that the dog is a Shih Tzu...a primpy dog!!)

• "Hi, I was just wondering something... what does Taylor think about in the bathroom?" (We saw this online...first comment, HAHAHAHAHAHA....second comment...why in the heck would you want to know this??)

• Taylor loves his favorite maroon leather jacket, but Zac hates it. (We read this in TOTP...it was just funny...sort of...)

• Zac is having a Bar Mitzvah...cause he wanted one. (Nevermind that the Hanson's are Christian...and Bar Mitzvah's are a Jewish religious ceremony...sure, that makes no difference.)

• Taylor's hobby is cleaning. (Umm...Tay!! Come over to our house!!)

• When Taylor was small, he loved tomatoes and he would chant, "Tomato Head!!". And when he saw a big person he would say, "Big Tomato Man!!". (We would pay good money for a tape of this...hehehe...)

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