• Cover your walls with HANSON posters...you know, it's WALLPAPER!

• Eat the kind of food they like...just because they like it...we know you hate fish!!!!!

• You buy clothes that look like theirs...WE KNOW YOU DO!!!!

• You cry when you read stories about ppl meeting them...either that or you break out into a jealous rage!!!

• You sleep with a pic of them under your pillow...hey, dreaming by osmosis...it could happen!!

• You say your name is Hanson when you check in at a restaurant and they take your name...he he he...THIS ONE was actually done by Taysgirl...she admits she's a Hansonaholic!

• You make up words with their names in them...for example: IKEcellent, IKEcedrin, TAYriffic, TAYstey, beauTAYful, fanTAYsy, TAYlenol, itZACtly...you're getting it right? ...hee hee..HEY, these took pure brilliance to come up with!

• You are so behind on the entire music scene because Hanson has been the only sounds you've been listening to for a good part of 1997...a frequent question you ask, "Who's that?", when people refer to other bands.

• MMMBop is part of your everyday vocabulary.

• You dedicate a lot of your time and effort on creating and maintaining a web page on them...don't we KNOW it!!?

• You defend them to those who are LESS appreciative...you must defend your addiction, right?

• You have several tapes filled with their appearances.

• It seems SO easy for you to memorize their lyrics and you can quote them word for word...why is it so hard to do the school thing?

• Hanson instantly improves your mood.

• Homeschooling is now cool...whereas before it was a bit strange and different. (Staying home with the parents may NOT be the same thing for most of us...we aren't related to Hanson...but if we were, we don't think staring at our brother with lust would happen...yikes!)

• You have bought SEVERAL copies of MON, TT&MON, the Official Book...heck, even those "other" non-official ones...can't be too stocked up, can we?!)

• You are still listening to Snowed In in the summer...hee hee hee...

• You have spent A TON of money on three guys you never even met...you need to supply the addiction...OY!

• You name your animals Ike, Tay, or Zac...

• You call your local radio station and they know your name by heart
  and what that you want them to play, none other than Hanson.

• You dress up as a burrito and tap dance on your local radio station
  just to win a Hanson t-shirt!

• You are arrested with charge of trying to stab Fiona Apple with the
  corner of your Hanson CD case.

• When the Barns and Noble janitor has to shut down the store and mop up drool after you have just looked at every Hanson magazine there is.

• You know you are a Hanson addict when your family and friends say, "______, I don't want to listen to Hanson anymore...."

• Your parents buy a straight jacket and threaten to use it if you
  have another Hanson slumber party and karaoke night with your friends.

• You are on your 4th copy of MON because the previous ones got worn out.

• You invent a new cologne. You mix CKBE and Herbal Essences Shampoo
  and call it "Tay in a bottle"

• Go in your closet to change clothes because you feel that all the
  Hanson pictures on your walls are watching you.

• Your neighbors know the words to Middle of Nowhere because you play it so much.

• When you print all the obsessed signs to highlight the ones you do and your highlighter runs out.

• You find yourself drawing Mmmbop and the Hanson sign on your hands, because you have that one poster of the guys having it on their hands and it was just to cool.

• You take a piece of hair and wear it in a braid like Taylor!

• You suddenly become musically inclined...you've convinced yourself by thinking that it'll be cool to be able to talk about their instruments with the guys when you meet them.

• You spend hours at the mall looking for the pants like Zac's, or that necklace like Tay's, or how about that kick butt shirt Ike had on that one time...and every other time after that...

• You suddenly find yourself with having the same habits as Hanson, fingernail biting, finger tapping...

• You spend hours trying to convince people of Hanson's abilities... "They're not only cute!!! I love them for their music"

• You have worked for months at fitting Hanson's favorite words into your vocabulary.

• Your friends have thought about having you commited, because every other word out of your mouth is Hanson or relates to Hanson.

• You are trying to teach your newest family member how to say MmmBop. Hoping it'll be their first word to say.

• Your parents know more Hanson info than some fans because you have rattled them off so much and they continue to listen.

• When your parents are asked their favorite songs they automatically name off three songs...all are the ones you play the most...they also happen to be Hanson songs.

• Your parents are disappointed when they couldn't get tickets to Hanson. Not for you, but for themselves. Your love of Hanson has converted them.

• People has began calling you the 4th Hanson, because you have become to much like them.

• When making hotel reservations at a classy hotel, you ask if Hanson wouldn't happen to be at the same hotel, preferably in the room next to yours.

• You have made it your lifelong goal to join the Hanson followers Green Jello.

• When asked the color of your room you can't remember. You haven't seen your walls in months because of all the Hanson posters. So intead, you say Hanson.

The following Hansonholic signs were sent to us by Jamie & Nikki! Thanks!

• You drink Ocean Spray just because you saw a picture of Zac drinking it.
• You answer your phone "Hanson residence".
• When your house catches on fire you immediately run to save all of your Hanson stuff.
• You go out and buy all the yellow pansies you can find just because they were in the Mmmbop video.
• You go out and buy all the albums of all the people that Hanson said they listen to just so if you meet them someday you'll have something in common.
• You insist that your family moves into a yellow house (MMMbop video) that has a Three Car Garage.
• You limit your diet to Very Cherry Jelly Belly Jelly Beans and diet Dr. Pepper
• Anyone that doesn't like Hanson knows not to say anything to you because it's possible they could lose a limb.
• The only colors in your wardrobe are red, green and blue.
• You sign all your school papers as Mrs. Hanson and all your teachers know who it belongs to.

This Hansonholic sign was sent to us by Brianna (a.k.a Kiki!)! Thanks!

• "Well, well, well, I have to admit were all hansonholics (even if some of us don't really want to admit to it!!) I have one that my friend does every time she goes to the pool. Everytime you go to the pool, when you dive under the water you pretend you are Taylor and you're in the underwater scene in the 'Weird' video!"

These were hilarious!! Thanks again!!!

If you have a Hansonholic sign...please let us know!!!

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