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             A review 17 years in the making:

           Star Wars:

           Episode 1--The Phantom Menace          

                                                                    (rating:8 out 10)

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                                                      Jake Lloyd as Anakin Skywalker

             (1999,directed by George Lucas)

     A Long Time Ago...In a galaxy far, far away.

     Episode 1:
     Return of the Blockbuster

     Months ago, thousands payed full ticket price for movies like The Waterboy just to see the trailer for the movie many thought will never happen. Internet sites offering the trailer were cloughed for days with the high demand for it. A second trailer released later on boosted the sales of mediocre celluloid junk like Wing Commander. It was obvious The Phantom Menace would land with the impact of a mile-wide meteor come May 19.
     Die-Hard fans would line up weeks in advance. Many would even quit their jobs to do so. The first showtime was announced: 12:01 AM on Wednesday, May 19, 1999. Some theaters will show the fourth coming of the Star Wars chronicles 24 hours a day for several days. Regardless of the movie's quality, the force was with George Lucas, whose patience and timing couldn't be any better to unleash the ultimate comeback: The Return of the Blockbuster.

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                                  Natalie Portman as Queen Amidala


     Ok--enough with the prophetic, grandiose bulls**t. I'm a fan of Star Wars, but not to the fanatic extent seen in many corners of the earth. That bit about people quitting their jobs to wait in line is very true though...and it makes me wonder. But is the movie any good? And how good?
     My roomate waited in line for 5 hours over a week ago to get tickets for the first day at the Senator theater here in Baltimore, probably one of the best venues in the nation. And we ended up sitting on the fourth row with the best view. We couldn't ask for more--well, I could, since over the week I developed a craving to get an R2-D2 figure which I couldn't find at the last minute. (Hey, go ahead and try to find any of the hot figures at this time--good luck) When the movie started and the Star Wars logo came up the crowd when nuts. The blockbuster ride was on the way.
Generally, the film is good: a well-crafted, ultra-visual, kid-fantastic creation. It starts with a bang continues thruought its middle to develop and ends in a series of multi-climactic events.


     !!DON'T READ PAST THIS POINT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE DETAILS OF THE MOVIE!!

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                                           Ewan Mcgregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi


     The tale is that of Queen Amidala (Natalie Portman) as she finds herself and her people of planet Naboo in a stranglehold by the Trade Federation, an alien race of baddies which would otherwise be innefectual if they weren't in fact be sub-contracted by the mysterious Darth Sidious. Enter Qui-Gon Jinn, played with long-haired coolness by Liam Neeson, a regal Jedi knight, and his apprentice, Obi-Wan Kenobi, played with pony-tailed coolness by Ewan Mcgregor. They've been dispatched to end the blockade swiftly. The Federation figureheads order the death of the Jedi Knights and begin their illegal invasion of Naboo.

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                                                   Liam Nesson as Qui-Gon Jinn


     But despite the Federation's multi-ton tanks and Droid Army, Amidala manages to slip out with the help of the Jedi. They manage to escape the Federation Fleet by the heroic act of that all-being droid-god R2-D2 (I'm telling you--It's all about R2-D2!!) but find themselves forced to land on planet Tattooine for repairs. In here, Qui deals with slave-owner Watto to get their ship repaired and finds himself championing a 9 year-old boy named Anakin Skywalker (Jake Lloyd), who Qui finds as radiating with the Force. After a gamble involving a rocket-fueled PodRace, Anakin is given to Qui's care and they leave the planet, but not before being confronted by an anonymous Dark Lord of the Sith. He's the satanic-looking Darth Maul, and you know that light saber fight has got to come by the looks Qui and Maul give each other.

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                                             Someguy as Darth Maul


     The Queen's mission makes it to Planet Coruscant, the capital of the Galactic Republic, a place best described as New York City on a planet-wide scale. In here, the Queen makes her appeal to the Senate for help with the Federation and The Knights consult the Jedi Council about Anakin's potential. Naboo's Senator Palpatine seems to help the queen with no results and Yoda, head of the council, along with Mace Windu (Samuel L. Jackson) express to Qui not to train Anakin since they feel there's something very wrong with him. The Queen decides to go back to Naboo and face the Federation, regardless of the cost.
     The movie then climaxes with four climactic sequences inter-cut with each other: The Gungan's battle against the Federation's Droid army, the Naboo Fleet's attack on the Federation Destroyer, the Queen's attempt to capture the Federation's Viceroy and the light saber deathmatch between Qui and Obi against Darth Maul.

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                                            George Lucas as George Lucas


     George Lucas, who hasn't directed a film since the original Star Wars, does very good on his return to the directorial chair. He paces the film well, and succesfully achieves a universal atmosphere by populating the different worlds with unique, eye-googling creatures. You will be jolted when you see the creatures which inhabit Naboo's oceans--they put the shark from JAWS to ultimate shame. The participants of Tattooine's PodRace are so alien they amaze you with their wonder and diversity. And let me not forget the Gungans(though I kinda want to forget them), who look like a combination between frogs and kangarooes.
     Lucas finally has technology on his side, one of the reasons why there is a new Star Wars film in the first place. The landscapes of Naboo, Tattooine, and Coruscant are awe-inspiring. CGI effects are fundamentally required to bring these places to life. In fact, only one shot in the film, according to TIME magazine, has no CGI effects on it, and that's Obi hanging at the edge of a bottomless shaft. There would be no Gungans without CGI,no underwater city, no PodRace, no Federation Destroyer, no Droid Army, no underwater leviathans--pretty much, no movie.
     Episode 1 is a slick, very streamlined piece of filmmaking, and   satisfactory to its very end. There some weaknesses though. The film is basically one major build-up to a series of final confrontations and its middle consists of scene after scene of backstories and secondary plots. It's understandable that we need background on Anakin, Amidala, Obi and the rest, but it could have been done in such a way that doesn't slow the film down for about half hour. The PodRace though is a very exhilarating sequence which surprised me. What could have become a 5-minute highlight is actually a rousing sequence with Anakin challenging the alien Sebulba and securing other plot developments. Many compared Phantom Menace to Return of the Jedi, and both films have similar plot structures. Also, the film's mood is very light (you know--for the kids), despite Darth Maul, and I was dissapointed to see that Darth Maul only had about a page-and-a-half of dialogue, which betrays the expectations many had of his character. One character that we could have seen less of is the Gungan Jar Jar Binks, which Lucas intended as the film's comic relief. Jar Jar is frankly highly annoying, his dialogue is mostly inexcrutable and should have been subtitled--I hope to not see much of him in the next films.
     The Phantom Menace doesn't foreshadow much the events of Episodes 4 to 6, gives no clue as to the events of Episode 2, and portrays Anakin in full innocence. How does this boy become the evil that is Darth Vader? Lucas has a hard challenge ahead of him: To make two succesful, crowd-pleasing films about a boy's journey to manhood and subsequently to evil. We'll have to wait three years to see how Lucas handles this challenge.
     And will I see it again? You bet I will.

                                                                                 Armando Valle.

                                                                                   May 23,99

     Armando Valle can be e-mailed at:[email protected]
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