6-27-00
I was just sitting on the sofa eating Moose Tracks ice cream thinking how delicious it is, when a "Body by Victoria"  Victoria's Secret commercial came on.  Needless to say, I set my spoon down for a moment of hatred/jealousy/bitterness, etc. before starting in again.  But isn't Moose Tracks the greatest?  So is Ben and Jerry's Phish Food.  I love ice cream.  I'm watching the Real World right now.  GOD!  MTV wastes so much time playing commercials.  Anyway, someone should make a music label just for all the nauseating bubblegum pop out there and call it Sweetooth Records.  Like the idea?
I'm, overall, proud to be American.  However.  I'm ashamed to say I'm a citizen of the same country as people who have made The Rock's book a bestseller.  Honestly people, what does a professional wrestler have to write about?
Anyhoo, I heard Chris Rodriguez blew his Olympic dream when he got his jaw broken at the olympic trials the other day.  Bummer.  Yeah, like his ego needed any more inflation, the little *&$#$@*(**&.
Have you watched MTV or VH1 lately?  If you have, you may have noticed that every new video that comes out lately, barring metal and rock bands of course, has choreography?  What the crap?  Is it a rule that all new acts out of the teen sensation machine have to dance in every video?  With dancers?  oh ^%#.  I hate Mandy Moore.  I don't even know what she sings and I've never heard her sing, but I don't like her.  Her face is popping up in magazines all over the place now in pimple cream adds.  SHE HAS PERFECT SKIN!  SHE PROBABLY HAS NO USE FOR THOSE PRODUCTS!  Hey, yeah, let her be a lab rat.  heh.  cool.  No, I should lay off the bashing. 
Oh, and the George Clooney movie?  The Perfect Storm?  I didn't realize it was a true story or based on a true story or whatever.  Well, it still looks boring, but I mean, the DJ on the radio totally ruined it!  I didn't know that ______________. (that was the ending I just ruined for you in my head, but I'm not that mean.  Those of you who didn't know it was a true story and are going to see it probably don't want me to spoil the end.)  Ah.  Well... Melissa, on the Real World, appears to have a dating disorder, just like me.  Except hers is slightly different.  She went on a few dates with this upper class frat boy and whatever, and totally wouldn't let herself have a good time beacuse "he wouldn't like me if he met me at home."  *sigh*  I don't know.  I don't know the whole story. I only know what I saw.  And I saw a slight avoidment (uh....better word, anyone?) of any relationship that might be different from the ones she's used to having.  She says she wants to think of herself as a prize or whatever, but does she really?  I think until she can really value herself, she probably won't be able to manage a normal relationship with a guy who's not her usual type.  Woah.  Enough psychiatrist.
I am amazed at the amount of stupid people in the world.  My friend Brandon and I were walking through the mall today and ended up behind this group of girls and Brandon and I just looked at each other like, "What the crap?"  Stupid people.  I also saw Drew Vabulous, but I avoided eye contact.  And I was hit on by a Mexican guy.  *shiver*  He was maybe as tall as me, if not a little shorter.
*yawn*
my calves hurt.  so does my back.  see, i'm trying this thing where i stand on the edge of a step and let my heels drop down and then raise myself up on the balls of my feet, therefore working my calves. ;)  haha, doesn't explain the back pain, but nevermind that.
I want a tan.  Give me a tan.
I have the best dogs in the world.  Despite the fact that they wanted to kill Drew when he came over a couple weeks ago.   They're good deep down.  Little balls of fat and fur.  I should get on IRC now.  But I'm not gonna.  At least not for a little while.  I never remember to go back and keep up with the conversation.  At least aol IM, the box blinks to let you know when the person wrote something.  See, I don't use the sounds on my AOL IM, so i rely on blinking and my ever vigilant self.
ack!  stretched the wrong way!  i think my back is gonna fall off or something!  pain paaaaain.
Do you think my 'rants' are too long?  If you do, tough.  But I was just wondering.  Cuz I don't think anybody really reads them.  I think the only person I'm writing for is for me.  And that's fine....but...I have interesting things to say occassionally!  Just because I don't pay attention to spelling or grammar when i'm writing them....*sniffle*...
what to do what to do.....you know, I worry for some of my friends...i have no stressful relationships of which to mention so I focus on theirs.  Doesn't keep me busy all the time, but hey.  WHatever.  I'm here. this computer is so slow sometimes.  i swear i'm gonna toss it out the window one day and laugh.  --And then I'll realize what i've done and i'll break into hysterics, since that is my only link to email.
*slaps forehead*  I can't concentrate on this ranting business when i keep getting IMs like this *points to bottom left corner of screen* Oh yeah, you can't see it.  But trust me, you don't want to. 
oh god another one.  i'm being bombarded by relationship info i didn't want to know!!  this will turn into it's own rant soon, i swear to you....