6-19-00
You haven't truly been made fun of until you've been made fun of in Spanish.
I found this out today.
I was at the Marietta Square minding my own business when some Mexican guy approaches me and asks me to take a picture of him and these two Mexican women.  I say sure, what the heck, and snap a photo.  The guy doesn't believe me when I tell him I took it because it didn't flash.  So I took it 2 more times.  I handed it back to him and he looked at it to see how many had been taken.  Now, I haven't taken Spanish since fifth grade, but I got the gist of what he was saying to those women.  He told them how many pictures were left on the roll.  They looked at me and giggled.  Then I heard him say something something "tres" something something.  They laughed at me.  I DON'T appreciate being made fun of by Mexicans.  At least if it's in English I can say something dirty back.  But I don't know any Spanish insults.  And I prefer not to get assaulted in the middle of the square.
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Whatever.
I had my first cup of coffee tonight since June 6.  Not bad eh?  Taming the addiction.  Maybe that's why I'm so chipper right now!  This coffee place on  the square....I didn't realize it was such a popular hang out amongst the alternative crowd.  By alternative I just mean the weird early-twentysomethings.  Who chain smoke and dress "freely."
I got a new picture album for all the pictures that have accumulated on my desk since....a while back.  I like pictures.  I haven't been sleeping well.  I keep....waking up.  I'm a lazy bum, as Joey so nicely reminds me every two seconds.  Just because I have the luxury of sleep while he works....grrr....but i figured since i was up early this morning i might as well go to the pool.  But it was overcast.  All day.  And it's supposed to remain that way.  Well i can't get a frickin tan if it's overcast now can I?
So I have no choice but to remain inside and....resent it.
"Yes, it's very high."  hahaha have you seen the Paula Poundstone comedy special?  It cracks me up and I must have seen it about 10 times by now.
"If it weren't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college."  or what about that?  Know what that's from?  Quality entertainment, i tell you.
Metallica was on VH1's behind the music tonight (hey i have a lot of free time ok???).  They don't have an interesting history.  At all.  They're just a bunch of drunk guys from San Francisco who play heavy metal music.  WOOHOO!  Good for them.  Big deal.  Too bad I had to go before I heard James's account of the pyrotechnics accident.
According to some magazine, a business man offered Britney Spears 17 million dollars to sleep with him......she said she was disgusted and values waiting for sex until after marriage.....no comment.  (wait, Britney, here comes the bandwagon!)  Due to circumstances beyond my control, I was forced to watch Jessica Simpson's video today.  If you've heard that song, you will agree with me that it's complete and utter trash.  She's like Mariah Carey on a budget.  And the music in her song?  Yeah, ever heard John Mellencamp's "Jack and Diane"?  Cuz that's the music.  It took me a bit to remember, but when I figured it out, I disliked her even more.  hahaha Stacy entertained me today by doing the new NSync dance.  heeheehee.  You should have seen it.
You know, I DON'T like MTV.  But I DO like Real World, so I'll be watching that tomorrow night.
I missed the first episode last week!  Can anyone tell me what happened???  Darn my stupid short term memory!  What else to say?  Been having strange dreams...not that I really remember them, I just know they're weird.
OH!!!!
I am SO INCREDIBLY SICK TO THE POINT OF VOMITING of hearing 1. "Breathe"  by Faith Hill and 2. "Bent" by Matchbox 20.  Well, I'm not as sick of bent as i am of breathe.  Every time i'm flipping through the channels on my radio, that song is on!!!  I wish Z93 and 99X were closer so I wouldn't have to pass Star 94, Peach 94.9, and B98.5 to get from one to the other.  Curses!  I'm also tired of Smashmouth....alltogether.  I mean, collectively, as a band, they should disappear.
Some girl wrote into Cosmo that she was 18 and had had 11 partners.  None of which were boyfriends.  Can you believe it?  She said she was addicted to one-night stands.  As an 18 year old!
wow it's 5 till one AM.  My sleep schedule is so outta whack.  Maybe that's why i'm not sleeping well.  Maybe I shouldn't have had coffee (evil thought!)
oh jeez.
i'm going.