HANSON RANT
I was dismayed when I picked up the latest issue of Teen and saw that, apparently, Hanson is hot.
Consequently, for the 2nd time in however many years it's been since the lil Oklahoma boys hit it big, I want to stab myself.
Why? Why do people let this happen? I'm a music lover. I love all kinds of music. But I hate Hanson.
How can Teen call them "hot"???!!! The middle one has my hairstyle, the oldest one reminds me of a horse, or llama, or other horse-like creature, and the youngest- eew. BIG eew. I mean, the kid's ugly. It's sad.
Maybe if their music was actually GOOD and they were actually TALENTED, I could overlook the mistake that is their existance. But no.
"Mm-bop" does not qualify as a word, much less a song. It's hurtful that THESE GUYS have a record deal and *I* don't.....*I* deserve one more than they do.
OK here's a tidbit from the article.....
When asked about the new album, Taylor responded, "It's about feelings. ABout being happy AND being depressed." Woah, like totally, dude. How profound. Isn't that, like, a paradox or something?
"Would you call yourselves rock stars?" Isaac replied, "I don't feel like a rock star." THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ONE, YOU LOSER!!!!!
Zac: "I don't have anyone to date right now." Uh....tcha!!
Oh God, I feel dumber for having read that. Well now. I could go on and on and pick the good ol' boys apart piece by piece, but that might seem petty. Plus, I'm bored- I need to find something to do besides rant.