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I am quite dissapointed in my smoothie.  I was kinda craving something sweet so i made a smoothie with apple, peach, banana, and some SOBE and ice.  But you see, I ignored the seemingly obvious fact that I hate bananas in my drinks.  Yeah, go figure.  I had to settle for this because, to my horror, we're completely out of strawberries.  Anyway, I'm listening to music on www.launch.com and it's cool.  "Out of my head" by Fastball just came on and it's one of my favorite songs.  Wow, it is.  See, we're out of strawberries because we're leaving for Michigan this Thursday, the 13th, so there's no point in buying anymore food.  AND I'm home alone again.  And it's BORING as CRAP.  I have nothing to do whatsoever.  Ich, this smoothie is getting really gross.  GOD!!!  OK, let's see...I watched Stigmata today.  It was very good, very intense.  But you see, I'm very afraid of blood.  VERY.  So you can imagine how FUN it was to see scene after scene of blood dripping from Patricia Arquette's wounds.  I made myself dinner tonight and if you had seen me you would have laughed.  I got to stab a potato.  Honestly, I didn't mean to do it THAT hard.....OH YESS!!!  Janis Joplin's Bobby McGee just came on!! I love this song.  I have this weird thing on my stomach, it looks like a giant bug bite and it itches.  I'm sure you wanted to know that.  I borrowed Stacy's Better Than Ezra "Deluxe" CD a couple days ago and ever since I gave it back to her, I'm desperate for my own copy, but I want to actually BUY it instead of asking Cory or Clay to make me one, because, admit it, there's just something satisfying about opening a brand new CD.  Anyway, I dropped by Media Play to get it from the used CDs section, cuz I only had enough money for that, but they didn't have it! No!  Curtains...  SO.  I went across the street to Starbucks to get a yummy Wildberry Tiazzi.  Cuz those things are just so tasty.  Anyway, they ran out of Wildberry juice.  (!!!!)  So I got a mango tiazzi instead.  YUCK!!  EEW, don't ever get a mango tiazzi!  Unless you like those but if you don't, DON'T try it!!  They're so disgusting!  Of course, I kept drinking it, hoping it would get better but it never really did.  The closest it came to tasting better was right as I started to feel sick.  I wasted FOUR bucks on that nasty drink!!  Jeez.
Back to Stigmata- Gabriel Byrne is...old.  But I still think he is very attractive.  This doesn't make me sick, does it?  I mean, he's attractive in a classic sort of...way.  What do you think happened after...the end?  (hey I don't want to reveal too much here, ok??)  Now I"m curious about stigmatas and the scrolls they supposedly found back in the 40's.  I'm frickin BORED so i probably have enough time to RESEARCH it online or something equally as time consuming and boring.  I'm really sorry about complaining abut being bored so much....hey wait!  No I'm not!  This is MY page! 
ARRGH!  OK, see I'm home alone, right?  So I'm paranoid about intruders, right?  Well since I put my dogs to bed like an hour ago, they keep barking randomly.  So i'm VERY frazzled and freaked out at this point becuase I'm beginning to think there's nothing out there yet every time they bark i go to check.  So they're probably laughing to themselves going, "ha ha, stupid person.  We have her trained perfectly.  First the house, then the world!!!" OK, so they might not be thinking that exactly, but you know.  So I'm not going to check the next time they bark. (yeah, that'll be the time the killer actually DOES come.)
Please save me, I'm so bored out of my mind.  Cory suggested I turn my music up full blast and dance around in my skivvies.  And I had to tell him that, yeah, I kinda got that out of my system the LAST time my mom went out of town.  (heh....heh....)
Hm, what else....I can't WAIT to go to Michigan.  Aside from a few certain things here at home and things there, I can't wait.
My horoscope today actually made me laugh.  It completely cracked me up.  It said "Face it-- you're brilliant, and everyone knows it."   HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  Oh my god, I laughed really hard when I read that.  It just completely caught me off guard!  My stupid daily horoscopes are usually so vague and cryptic, but this one....hahaha, well, nevemind.
For the first time in my life, I felt like I was living a Daria episode.  OK, here's what happened:  I went to visit Jessica at Barnes and Noble and I was tired and kind of weirded out by all the kids and adults wearing Harry Potter gear.  I sat on the floor making wise ass cracks while she was forced to crawl between kids and whatnot to get pictures of this lame ass musician.  I was just sitting there being all cynical and whatever and she was sooo not wanting to be there either, and I really felt like i was IN a daria episode.  Maybe you just had to be there, but be glad you weren't.  The place was crawling with Harry Potter freaks and all the employees (including Jessica) had to wear magicians hats and capes.
What is the big deal over Harry Potter?  I almost hit some kid in the parking lot with a silver cape on.  Man, good thing he was wearing that highly shiny thing or else he'd be roadkill.  And Jessica said she was supposed to be in the paper!  But she wasn't...hm.....
Man!! I won't be able to update my page for 3 weeks!!!  AAAAGGGH!! Too bad for you.  I'll be having fun in never-never land while y'all are still here!! mwahahaha.  But DON'T worry- I will still have email access, so keep emailing me at [email protected].  OK??  My mother is convinced that I'm going to do something awful while she's away.....mwahaha.  *evil grin*  No, i'm completely innocent i swear!! lol.
The Blockbuster guy recognizes me now.  I don't know if this is a good sign.  My mother MADE me  go rent Runaway Bride, so to balance it out, I had to rent Stigmata *sick laugh*.  Just kidding.  I really wanted to see Stigmata.  (and Runaway Bride is a sissy movie).  But of course she left on her trip without watching it.  Go figure.  I'm not watching it.  No.  I won't give in.  I almost did tonight, I got THAT bored.  I almost gave in.  But instead I made a smoothis and cleaned the kitchen and channel surfed.  It was awful, you guys.  Awful.  But don't worry.  I didn't buckle under pressure.  I guess when I return stigmata I'll rent something else.  The guy gave me a coupon.  And I'll keep runaway bride for the day after my mom gets home on wednesday, but since that's the day before we leave she probably will run around freaking out about packing, so she won't watch it.  AW &^&$^% i'll just return them both!!!!
Oh man, "Legalize it" just came on....lol!!!!  wooooo.  *click* let's not listen to that anymore.  ;o)  ooh, so Korn comes on to replace it.  WOAH!!  volume down!! jeez, guys, i think you could do without a little of that bass.  I've never heard this song before.  "Fake."  Hm, i don't know if i like it or not.
OK, enough rambling, good night!!!