- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
____________________________
/ __________ ______ \
/ | (__) | | ___ \ \
/ | (oo) | | | | | |
/ | \/ | | |_| | |
( |________| | 0| |
\ ______ | | |
\ / ____ \ | | |
\_________/ / \ \_|______|___/============()
| () |
\____/
cow - ravan
*
\
>______\ vv vv
>--- | ||----|| *
| | || | /
>_|_ | /\-------/
>----/\| (oo)
(oo) (--)
(--) \ /
X
/ \ (__)
(__) (oo)
(oo) |\/____<
/-------\/ | ---<
/ | || | |
* ||----|| | _|_<
^^ ^^ \------<
\
*
_`.
| |_. |--|.
--O \ O--'
/ ' `\ /' `
/ X \
/__. ./_\\
| _`v' `v'_
|'|-| || |
| |,--
| /\ |
| | ||
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
(__) (__)
/ >> ______ / ee ______
| /\_| | \ | /\_| | \
| |___ | | | |___ | |
| ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
| | ---- | | | | ---- | |
| |_____ | |_____
*_/\/|________| *____/|________|
CompuCow Infected VDT Syndrom CompuCow Just Before Asleep
----------------
:: ::
:: (_______) ::
:: ( -- -- ::
:: \_ ::
:: / \ : ::
:: / \OO:\ ::
:: / \ ::
-----------------
Moona Lisa Viva Cow Viva
/
/
(__)
o (oo)
/-----\-\/
/ | \|
* ||-----|
^^ ^
Nelson Moo-ndela cow
/===========\
/ ^ ^ \
( O O )
( )
( \/ )
\ /
\--- ---/
\ /
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
George Bush's Cow (Head to match ego)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Dan Quayle's Cow (Head to match brain)
o
/ \
(__)
(oo)
_ \/_ ?
/ \ /|
|\ |\/ |
| \ | |
| |\ |
|_____| * |
v v |
Papal bull
(__)
(oo)
_ \/_
/ | | \ /
/ | | | |\/
/ | | | |
|_____|\
|_____| *
v v
Cow giving homoo-lie
{__}
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
Cow with a perm
|| ||
|| ||
| ------|
|-| ----
*----|-------| |
|0 0|
( )
The Art of Tipping Cows
-|- -|-
| |
(o o)
/-------\`/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
A Holy Cow.
(__)
__________(oo)
/|\`# /| |\/
* |~\/\~< ^ |
|_'\~~/\_\|
||VV---- ||
|| ||
^^ ^^
Krakow
(or a `Poled' Hereford)
|
|
\
|
/
/
/
|
\
|
|
^ | * ^
\ |/ /
\----/
| oo |
^ | oo | ^
\| |/
\-/\-/
(--)
( )
Cow-a-bungee, dude!
___________
| _ |
/\ | _| |_ |
/\/ \ | |_ _| |
/\ /___ \/\ | |_| |
\ /--\/ \____--\ |_________|
\/ / \/\ |
\/ \ |
(__) \|
(oo) /) |/
\/ _____ / ) / \
/ \ /____-/---)---> \_/
| \/ / ) (__)
| | /) (oo)
|____| \/----------\
/ | | | | | \
/ | | | |-----| | *
* | | v v v v
v v
Swiss cows who repeat a very old story for the celebration
of the 700th anniversary of Switzerland.
(___)
(- -)
// \ /
/-----------// O
/ | ) ) ) |
_/ | ) ) ) |
|------------|
|_ |_
Annorexic cow...
__
|__|__ (__)
(oo) // O (OO)
/-------\/ // /-------/\
/ | Mets|---// / | ||
* ||----|| / * ||----|| (__) ||___||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ (xx)/_______|
Baseball Cow Earthquake Cow Road-kill Cow
/\
/ \ /-
/(__)\ / )__) {__}
\(oo)/| \ (oo) {++}
/-------\// | /---------\_() /*-----*/>/
/ | ||/ * / | | /% ||
* ||----|| |_/\______/\___| *++COW----;
~~ ~~ \/ \/ !! !!
College Graduate Convertible Cow C CowCow
(__) o (__)
(oo) o (oo)
|\ /| /-\/ o /////////\/
| V |----/ | / ||||||||
\ /\\ * ||\\\\||
\________/ == ==
Sea Cow Skeleton Cow
Base-cow-ball players
/-\
(__) __ | | (__)
(oo) | ) | | (oo)
/--\/--\ |/ | | /\/\
/ | | \/ V__/ |/ |
| | | |___/|__|
--- --- " / \
| | | | | |
| | | | | | -------------
catcher (cowtcher) batter
(\_/)
(o o)
-\_/-
/ \
/ (^v^) \
/ \
/ |-------| \
\/\/\||---||/\/\/
|| ||
|| ||
*** ***
BAT COW!!!!!
(^v^)
\v/
( )
(oo)
\/
/------\
| --------------
| --------------
___________/ \_______________
/_____________________________________\
{OO o o o o o OO }
{OO o o o o o OO }
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Cow-weit Forces
_____
| OLE |
\ (__) \/----
\ (OO)
/----\-------\/
| + ||
||--------||
|| || Cow-rida
~~ ~~
____ _ _
/ // // /
/ (__) // // o _, __ __. _ /_ __ ,
(____/(oo)_</_</_<_(_)_/ (_(_/|_/_)_/ /_/ (_/_
\/ /| / /
|/ ' '
Cowigraphy
. oo .
o\||/o
`()'
(*@)
(*@*o) (__)
(oo) (oo|
/-------\/ /-------\ \
/ | || / | ||\__|
* ||--vv|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cowman Miranda Cowifornia
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----|| Wallenda's Cow
vv vv
----------------------------------->
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/ Wallenda's Cow tries
/ | || a more difficult
* ||----|--< exercice on the rope
vv v
----------------------------------->
* (__)
\ (oo)
\-------\/ Wallenda's Cow tries
| || an even more difficult
<--|-----|--< exercice on the rope
v v
----------------------------------->
(__)
(oo)
/\/ Wallenda's cow tries
* / \__ an impossible thing:
\ / /\ \ it's the first cow
\/ / \ ^ standing on a rope
v \ / ^ ten meters over the
\ \/ soil with only one leg!
\/| (and without any net!)
| v
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Wallenda's cow is the first cow
falling for ten meters in front
of hundreds of spectators...
(__)
*_____________(oo)
/ \/
>----____________----<
(__)
( )
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----|| Blind Cow
|| ||
^^ ^^
/) \\
( \ / | __
| \_ /__/ \- - - - - - ~ ~ ~ ~ \\
/ |\\
( * ( )||
| ___ ) \ ; \\
(__/ \ /_ \ ] (C
\ / \_ _ _ _ _ \ / &&
/| | !\ : |
\ | | ; | /
\| | : | |
/..\ /./..\
v###Compressed cow###v
Same, transmitted over a serial communication line
__________
|NEW! |
| (__) |
| |oo| | Liophilized cows
| \/ | (easy to sell).
|Just add|
| water! |
|________|
(__)
|/o| Pirate's cow, remaining with one eye.
\/
+-------+
|FASHION|
| |
| (___) |
| (o o) |
| \ / |
| O |
+-------+
Cow-ver girl
+
/ \
(/ * \)
| * |
\___/
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
HOLY COW
______
| |
| (__) | (cow-headset)
={(oo)}=
/-------\/ /
/ | || * <--- "MOO MOO MOO, MOO MOO , MOO, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
* ||----||
COWntdown
\__/
(--)
__\/__
\ |\
|\ ||
| ^/ |^
\_oo_/
| |
| |
^ ^
Pee Wee's Cow
(__) __________
(- 0()__________() <---------
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~ Tycow Brahe (1546-1601)
I don't want to, like, offend
anybody, but are we comfortable
. with Ptolemy (367-283 BC)? I
. mean, it's been over a thousand
(__) . years since we had a new idea
?? on the solar system, and the
/-------\/ church needs a new heresy...
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
Cowpernicus (1473-1543)
/\
||
/------------------------\
/_________________________ \ Well, I guess it beats
/| _ _ |\ thumb screws and the rack.
| |_| |_| .....|....Are you SURE you can't
| (__) . | spare a moment to look
| [..] | through my telescope??
| /-------\/ --- | Can I call at least call
| / | || | | | Domino's?
| * ||----|| |o | |
| ^^ ^^ | | |
----------------------------
Cowlileo Cowlilei (1564-1642)
(post-Inquisition Hearings)
(__)
oo "Vielen Danke, Herr Brahe."
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^ Johannes Cowpler (1571-1630)
___________
/| /|
/|| /|| ^
/.|| /.|| ^ ^^
/..|| /(_||_)
/...|| /...||
/____|| /....|| (__)
|| /.....|| oo
|| / _____|| /-------\/
|| ||/ | ||
|------------------------------/
|-----------------------------/
\ o o o o o /
~~~~~ \ o o o o /~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~|| ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cowlumbus (1451-1506)
(Historical inaccuracy: sails were actually
square-rigged.)
/(__)-----/ / "...and that one word is: Be
/ oo ||/ prepared."
* \/ ----||
||
^^ ^^
J. Danforth Cowayle
/--------\
/ || || \
* ||----|| * "...(expletive deleted)..."
^^ ^^
Richard Milkhouse Nixon
Vegetarian Motto:
(__) _--------_
(OO) / |__________|
/-------\/ ____/___ XXXXXXXXXX
/ | || ___/____ __________
* ||----|| / |_ _|
^^ ^^ / --------
/ / \ \ / /
/ / \ \ / /
/ / \ \ / /
-oo- -oo- -oo-
(__)// \\(__) (------) (__)//
(oo) (oo) ( OOPS ) . . . (oo)
/\/\ /\/\ (------) /\/\
/ / \ \ / /
/ / \ \ / /
---- ---- ----
/ // \\ \ / //
* ^^ oo * * ^^
oo
* \\
\----
\ \
\ \
\/\/ (__)
(oo)\\ -----(??)
(~~) ^^ ________/________\_____
Cow on trapeze Cow Catcher Not Cow Catcher
================
(__) |~~| / \
(oo) | | / o o o \
/\/\ ~~~| / \
\ \==<----------------------------------------------------------- /
\ \ \ /
/---- \ /
/ \\ \ /
* `----^^----' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Water skiing cow behind cow-bin cruiser
oo
||
(__) (__) (__)
(oo) o o (oo) o (oo)
/\/\ / \ /\/\ / /\/\
/| | | | | |
---------- | | | |
| | |____| |____|
| | || ||
| | ^^ ^^
Victorious Cow politician caught
Politician Cow politician cow in the act
________________
| |
--------- AAAAAAAAAAH!!
( ) | |
------- ------------------
( )
/ \
/ \
: :
: :
: * :
\ /
: : : :
: : : :
---- -----
Coward
-. .-
_..-'( (___) )`-.._
./'. '||\\. (o o) .//||` .`\.
./'.|'.'||||\\|.. \ / ..|//||||`.`|.`\ .
./'..|'.|| |||||\`````` '||||` ''''''/||||| ||.`|..`\.
./'.||'.|||| ||||||||||||.||||||.|||||||||||| ||||.`||.`\.
/'|||'.|||||| ||||||||||||{||||||}|||||||||||| ||||||.`|||`\
'.|||'.||||||| ||||||||||||{||||||}|||||||||||| |||||||.`|||.`
'.||| ||||||||| |/' ``\||``||||||''||/'' `\| ||||||||| |||.`
|/' \./' `\./ \!|\||||/|!/ \./' `\./ `\|
V V V }' `\||/' `{ V V V
` ` ` \/ ' ' '
Bull owned by Clarence Thomas,also known as "Long Dong Cow":
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ___||
/ ||\\ ||
* ~~ \\ ~~
\\
~
________________________
(__) / \
(\/) ( Muu- san ! )
/-------\/ --'\________________________/
* | ||
||----||
ww ww
Japanese Cow
\ /
V__V
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
WW WW
Cow crossed with a Deer
______ _____________________________
(__) I \ | (__) (__) | ______________
(oo) Loove \ | ( oo oo ) |--( Loove yoo too
<======\/======> Yoo Babe )| /--------\_| |_/-------\ | --------------
| . . | _________/ | |_____ | | _____| |
| | | || || || || |
\ / wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
| db | U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U
|| (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_)
^^ (__) (__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)
Bull flashing A group of cows in a theatre watching "Love Story"
(___)
(O O)
~ _/\ /\_ ~
\\/ O \//
"Where's the beef?",
in honor of Clara Peller of Wendy's advertisement fame?
__
(__)
\||||/ __||__ _||_
(oo) (oo) `, (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ ()
/ | || / | || / | || /
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----| \/
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^
Scared cow M. Degrees Cow Cooker cowMoscow Moup
| /\
/ ^ \ / / __
/ \ \/\/ \
/ \ \ )
_=_ (^^^^^^^^^^^^^) _\_/
||====/ \ \^^^^^^^^^^^/ // \
__/_____\___ \ H / // \
/()()()()()()\ | |
|() ()| | H H |
\()()()()()()/ | |
------------ | H |
| |
(__) | H H | _________
(oo) ( Moup ) | | / /
/-------\/ -/ | H | / PRAVDA /
/ | || /________/
* ||----||
^^ ^^
-------------------------
| |
| ) * |
| |
| * |
| |
| (__) |
| (oo) |
| /-------\/ |
| / | || |
| * ||----|| |
| ^^ ^^ |
-------------------------
||
||
||
/ \
Home MOOvie.
(__)
(oo)
/--------------------------------- \/
/ | NOVEMBER |
/ | |
/ | 1 2 |
/ | 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 |
/ | 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 |
* | 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 |
| 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 ||
||-----------------------------||
^^ ^^
COWlendar
(__)
====
/------\/
/| |
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Geordi LaForge cow
(__)
(oo)
/------\/
/| #1 |
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Will Riker cow
(__)
SooS
/-----S\/S
/| )( S
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Deanna Troi cow (with cow-leavage, of course)
(__) (__)
(oo) ( )
/------\/ /------||
/| | /| @ || (on/off switch)
* ||----|| * ||-----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Data cow
front view back view
(\/)
(oo) "Klingons do not develop relationships.
/-\\---\/ They conquer what they desire."
/| \\ |
* ||--\\-||
^^ ^^
Lt. Worf cow
(__)
(oo)
/-----\\/
/| O
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Dr. Crusher cow
__
(oo) "Engage."
/------\/
/| |
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Capt. Picard cow
__
/ \
\__/
^ ^
(oo) (oo)
/------\/ \/------\
/| | | |\
* ||----|| ||----|| X
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
your cow-nscienceCow piccie:
___________________________
| |
| I'm off this feed. |
| |
|____ ________________ |
\ /
\/
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ ____________ *-\/-------\
/ | || \ / / || | \
* ||----|| \________/ * ||----|| *
~~ ~~ || || ~~ ~~
___________________________
| |
| I'm not. Yum yum. |
| |
|____ ________________ |
\ /
\/
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ ____________ *-\/-------\
/ | || \ / / || | \
* ||----|| \________/ * ||----|| *
~~ ~~ || || ~~ ~~
_______________________________
| |
| What about mad cow disease? |
| |
|____ _____________________|
\ /
\/
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ ____________ *-\/-------\
/ | || \ / / || | \
* ||----|| \________/ * ||----|| *
~~ ~~ || || ~~ ~~
____________________________
| |
| Thats OK. I'm a penguin. |
| |
|____ __________________|
\ /
\/
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ ____________ *-\/-------\
/ | || \ / / || | \
* ||----|| \________/ * ||----|| *
~~ ~~ || || ~~ ~~
/-\
<( )>
| |
-- --
| |
| |
| |
_______
|
*
bird's eye view of a cow
* *
/\ /\
(/__\) (/__\)
/^^------(oo) /^^------(oo)
/ |. S\/S / |. S\/S
* ||\_____|SS * ||\_____|SS
|| || || ||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
" SANTA COWS "
w (__) w
x \\ (oo) // xx
#XX#_||_\/_||#XXXX#,
#XXX##~~#~#~###'~ x#____
#X| ~~ |/ \
#| ` | |
`| COWPUCCINO | |
| |\____/
| |
`----------------'
`----------------------------------'
* * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * *(_*) * *
* * * * * (*o)* * *
* * /*-*-*-*\/* * *
* * /*|* * *||* * *
* * *||*-*-|| * * *
* * ~* * ~* * * *
cow in snowstorm
"Merry merry, Cowmas!"
***
(***)
(o o)
/-------\ /
/ | ||O
* ||----||
^^ ^^
COW-munist Party Member
(__)
(oo) (__)
__\/__ /^^^\ (oo)
/| |\_| o o | /vvv\
|_|____|___\ U / /------\MMM/
|____| |=| / | ||
| | ^ * ||----||
| |
L L
Cow-Jo
Ha-moo-let
(__)
* (oo)
\__________________\/
| Dear Moo, |
| How R U ? |
| |
|_________________|
|| ||
E-moo-ail
(__)
/00\
/------\##/
/| |
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Darth Vader Cow
(__)
(oo)
/------\/
/| |
* ||----||
oooo oooo
Cow on Roller Blades
__
{ }
(oo)
/------\/
/| |
* ||----||
BB BB
Tetris Cow
Y
Y Y
Y Y Y
Y Y Y Y
_Y_Y_Y_Y_Y_
(__)
(oo)
/------\/
/| |
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow balancing a tray of wine goblets on her head
||||
(oo)
/------\/
/| |
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Don King Cow
||||
(OO)
/------\/
/| |
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Don King Cow after getting an electric shock
(__)
(oo) "And the human jumped over the moon."
/------\/
/| | (_)
* ||----|| (_) (")
^^ ^^ (") /---v (_)
/---v ~|--| (")
~|--| ~ ~ /---v
~ ~ ~|--|
~ ~
Bovine Nursery Rhymes
__
(oo)
/------\/
/| |
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Sinead O'Connor Cow
/\
/ \
(oo)
/------\/
/| |
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Conehead Cow
/ /
/ / ( )
/| / |
/ | / /|\ ( )
/ |/ ( ) | |
/ / | | /|\
/ / (__) /|\ | |
/| / (oo) | | |
| / /------\/ | | |
|/ /| \===< | / \ |
/ * ||-----' | / \
/ ^^ / \
Cow going people-tipping
(__)
( )
/------\/
/| |
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Madonna Cow in "Dick Tracy"
(__)
(oo)
/------\/------\
/| || |\
* ||----||||----|| *
^^ ^^^^ ^^
Siamese Cows
(._)
(oo.
/.---.-\/
.| . ..
* |.-.--.|
^^ ^.
Cow infected with Peoplepox
(__)
(oo) "Follow the Yellow Brick Road"
/------\/
*||----||
^^ ^^
Munchkin Cow
|
|
|
|(__)
____|(oo)
| ___| \/\
^^ |\ \
| \ \
| | |\
/|\^ | *
/ | \ |
/ | \ |
/ | \ ^
/ | \
/ | \
/ \
/ \
/ \
/ \
Cow hanging out on a 14'
extension ladder
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
/|\
/ | \
/ | \
/ | \
/ | \
/ | \
/ \
/ \
/ \
/ \ vv vv
/ \ * || || /\
/ \ \|_____|_(xx)
Cow after falling off 14' extension ladder
(__)
(00)
/------\/
/| CHiP |
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Erik Estrada Cow
(__)
(oo)
--------------------------------------\\/---------------------------------------
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Endless Cow
(__)
(oo)
/------\/
/| |
* ||----||
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/------\/ /------\/
/| | /| |
* ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
BiZarre Cow Triangle
/^~~^~\ _____
( o o ) |~~~~~|
\( )/ | o o |
/------\_/ =| |=
/( ) /-------\ ~~~ /
/ \_||---|| /| -----
* || || * ||--------||
|| ||
Mar-cow-icz Frankencow
|\/\/\/|
| |
| (o)(o)
C _)
/-----| '__|
/| -----
* ||-------||
|| ||
Cow Simpson
begin
(___);
(o o);
/-----\_/;
/| );
/ ||----||;
* || ||;
end.
PascowProgramming Cownstructs:
_----_-------_
(__) / ++ \ \
(oo) / ++ \ \
while ( ! /-------\/ | +--+ | -------- ) ;
/ | || | | | | + + + |
* ||----|| | | | | |
^^ ^^
/* Infinite loop (Loop until the cows come home)
*/
(__)
(oo) __ (__) -------- -------- \
|\/| | \| (oo) -> | | -> | | -> \
|--| |--\ \/ ||----|| ||----|| *
| | | |* ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
^ ^ ^ ^
headptr .next .next tailptr
BEGIN END ; /* Use mooalloc to build a linked list */
(__) __ __ __ __
(oo) )( )( )( )(
/-------\/ ( ) ( ) ( ) ( )
IF THEN / |ELSIE|| [ | M| |MI| |LK| |K | ]
* ||----|| [ (__) (__) (__) (__) ]
^^ ^^ [_____________________]
Elsie the conditional cow CASE full OF milkLanguage Cows:
(__) (__)
(oo); (::);
\/ \/ { ||
(__) (__) ^^ }
(oo) (oo)
{/-------\/ {/-------\/ { / { -------
/ | |; / | |; / | ||
* ||----|; * ||----|; * } ---- }
^^ ^^} ^^ ^^}
K&R COW ANSI COW COW++
Ordinary cow With forward declaration Object oriented cow
TYPE cow = RECORD
(__) ( ((__)) horns: (__);
(99) (((,,))) ) eyes: BooLEAN;
/ADD HAY\/ ( /,,,,,,,\/ nose: \/;
/ |GIVING| /(( )) body: bodytype;
* ||MILK|| * (((,,,,))) tail: ^cow;
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ) feet: ARRAY [1..4] OF '^';
END;
COWBOL Cowmmon LISP PascowlCows on the Moove:
/------------------ (__) (__)
/ | MAYCOWER <| | (oo) (oo)
/ | MOOVERS (__) | \/ /--------*__/-------\/
* | ___|-|| / |MU-HAUL| | ||
-||-||--------||---|| * ||-----|| ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Should we hire it done... Or do it ourselves?
(__) (__)
(oo) (!!)
/-------\/---[-]---\/---------\
/ | 10 | " "| 9 | \
* ||----| |------|| *
Cow Shaking Hands
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Cow at 0.99999 c
VV
||(__)VV
\\(oo)||
\|\/|//
* | |/
\__| |__VV
\ ___/
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^^
Cow-ctus
_(__)_
(oo)
___\/___
// \/ \\
/__/ | \__\
^^ | ^^
| | |
|___|___|
^^ ^^
Cow-llege Grad
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
___\/___ /=======\/
()\_ _/() / || ||
() \ / () * || ||
// |_| \\ ^^ ^^
/ /\/\ \ Cow-prah (thin phase)
/ /\ \
( | \ \
\ \ \ \
_\_\ \_\_
Mino-cow-r
vv vv vv vv vv vv
// (__) || \\ (__) || // (__) ||
\\ (oo) // \\ (oo) // \\ (oo) //
\\__\/__// \\__\/__// \\__\/__//
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|||||||||| Z____||||||||||____Z ||||||||||
// \\ Z_______/ \________Z // \\
\\ // \\ //
\\ // \\ //
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
1. 2. 3.
Pas-de-vache
vv vv
(__) (__) \\ // (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) // \\ (oo) (oo)
__\/__ __\/__// \\ __\/__ __\/__
// \\ // / \ \\ // \\
//| |\\ //| | | |\\ //| |\\
\\| |// \\| | | |// \\| |//
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// \\ Z--------|| ||--------Z // \\
\\ // || || \\ //
\\ // || || \\ //
AA AA AA AA AA AA
1. 2. 3. 4.
Irish Cow-ntry Dancing
(__) (__) (__)
( oo ) ( oo ) ( oo )
/------ \/ /------ \/ /------ \/
/ | || (ma) / | || (ma) / | || (ma)
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
( )
(__) (__) /\ @@ ( )
( oo ) ( oo ) \ \ \----(oo) | O |
/------ \/ /------ \/ __\ \__i---i\/__| |
/ | || (ma) / | || (ma) ________________ |
||----|| * ||----|| | O |
(chameleon)
(__)
( oo )
/------- \/
/ | || abunga
* ||----||
(__)
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. \ o/
cow-lifornia /----\ \/
girl / OO \/
\ /__\
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{^^^^} / \ / \
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( oo ) | | | |
--\ \/ /-- | | | |
| | |*| |---------------------------|
| |----| | | * /\ * |
--| |-- | | | |
| | |-----------| |------------|
_| |_ cow-munist
(__)
(oo)
___-\/-___
/ \
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@@@ | ( ) | @@@ ___
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/ ) ( \ __| |__
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| ) ( | | ( ) |
\ / \ / | (o o) |
V V | \ / |
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The Ulti-moo-t Warrior |_______|
Pina-Cow-lada
___________
\ \/ \/ / \
\/__\/ / Hey Rocky!! \ " T " " F "
|^oo^|__/ \ /
\../ \/ \___________/
/\/\ / Bull-ean
/|^^|\/
\ |^^|
\|^^|
/\__\
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/\ /\ |||| ||||
(___)_/ / \__/ / \
Bull-winkle (x x) |
\../_____________/ \_______*
() Cow-lapse
_____________________________________________________________
| _________ ____ _ \ ____ |
| | | | | | |\ /| / \ \ | |
| | |----| |---- | | \/ | |___| |___ |
| | | | |____ |____ | | | | ____| |
| ___________________________ |
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| | Could I have (__) | |
| | a refill? -- (oo) | |
| | (_)] / \/ \ / | __________ |
| | |\/| \/ |____| \/ | | | |
| | (oo) _----------_ | | | |
| | /\\/_(_)_ ---____--- | | | |
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| |_|_|_______________________| | __ | |
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|____________________________________|__________|___________|
CALFE'
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| | | | /\ | | | | | COWKE |
| |/ | /\\/\| | |/ | |
|_____| |_\/_\/| |______| |________|
Cow-cow Al-cow-hol Cow - fee Cow-ca cola
_________________________ *
/ \_ (__)
/ \\ \/-------(\/)
/ ____/ \/ ____
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COW - MIKAZE*
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^^ | | | ^^
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Cow in Macy's Day Parade
(__)
(oo)
---\/--- /-----------------------
| * |___@------------------------
|----------@------------------------
| | \-----------------------
|\----/|
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/ | |
* ^ ^Spider-cow
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/R.I.P\
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Cow at OK Cowral
_______________________________
/A funny thing happended to me |
(__) /on my way to the pasture..... |
(oo)/\--------------------------------
/ \/ \
/| |\
/ | T___|
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^ ^Stand-up Cowmic
(__)
(oo)
/ \/ \
| () |----\
______| () |-----\/
__|______\_()__|__/__/\\[}
/ --- | / \\ ---
|[] / \ \ \ / / \
| @ | \_^___/ | @ |
\ / \ /
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Hell's Angel Cow
(__) (__)
oo ) (oo)
|_/\------\/
| NPN ||
||-----||
^^ ^^
A BiPolar Cow
oo
A Cow in a snow storm -or- the Invisible Cow
____________________________
\ \
| Moosbury, TX ....... 1.28 |
\ Cownton, MO ........ 0.36 \
| Bullingham, MD .... 10.45 |
\ Cowlidge, VA ....... 4.56 \
| ---- |
\ TOTAL.............. 16.66 \
| |
\ ^__^ \
| (oo) |
\ \/ \
| Cow |
\ Bell \
|__________________________|
Son [wife/girlfriend?] of Phone Bull
=\
=|
(==)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | |
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Kicking Bull
=\
=|
(==)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | |
* ||----|\_o
^^ ^
Kicking Bull
kicking ball
=\
=| * . .
(==) * \ /
(oo) * ___\/___
|--_\==*-\ | ____ |
| /| |\ \ | ---- |
| \_\ \_\_ \ |______|
\ \_ \__ \___ / \
\__ \__ \__ /
\__ \__ /
\____/
Kicking Bull kicking back
smoking peace pipe (Pipe of Trancowlity)
\||/
(oo)
_\/_
/ \
_\_ _/_
/ __ __ \
\___\/___/
Kicking Bull's brother,
Swami Bull
(___) (___)
(o o) (o o)
/-------\ / /-------\ /
/ | ||O / | ( )||O
* ||,---|| * ||,---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
A Bull Abominable Noble
(a-bomb-in-a-bull) (no-bull)
\_\
____________(oo)
/| Moo-serati \/
/ |___________||
* || ||
~~ ~~
Sports Cow
(___)
(~ ~)
\o/
/- -\
// \\
//| |\\
\\|=%=|//
\# _ #/
// \\
// \\
|| ||
/| |\
Billy the Cow
___/__/_
// (o o)\\ / __
____//\__\./__\\____/ _
/|> | _ | \ __ -
| ___ | | ___ | _
L_ / . \ |_____/ / . \ _D __
\___/ \___/
Cowpe'
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/ /
/ /
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\ (__) \
|\ (oo) \
| \-------\/-----
| | |
\ | |
\ | |
\| |
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Schrodenger's Cow
___________________________
| (__) \
| (oo) -
| /-------\/ \____
| / | || ____|
| * ||----|| /
| ~~ ~~ -
|___________________________/
Famous American myth, the cow in the coke bottle.
+------------------< COWTRIS >-------------------+
| |
| SCORE: 213 NEXT: HHHH |
| H |
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+------+ . +------+
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| | (__) |
| | (oo) |
| |--+--+--(__) (__)--+ +\/+ |
| | | | (oo) (oo) | | | |
| +--(__)--+\/+ +--+\/+--+ +--+ |
| | (oo) | | | | | | | |
| +--+\/+--(__) +--+--+--(__) +--+ |
| | | | (oo) | | | (oo) | | |
| +--+--+--+\/+---+--+--+--+\/+---+--+ |
| |
+------------------------------------------------+
" __"
__ (__) (__) (__)
(--) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || || / / | 123 || / | || / | ||
* ||w---|| / * ||w---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---||
~~ ~~/ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Cow-a-bunga Cow-q-later Holy-Cow Utter disaster
(___) (___)
(o o) (o o)
/-------\ / /-------\ /
/ | ****||O / | ||O
* ||,---|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
General Bull-it Bull
__
( )
( )
(__)
(oo)
/----------\/
/ | ||
* || ||
~~ ~~
Marge Simpson-type cow
(__)
(OO)
\/
/----\
| |
/------------\
| US |
|------------|
|-| |-|
|-| |-|
Cow in a tank|
||~~~~~~~~~~||
(__)|||\___
(OO)|||
\/||/---- |
|---------|
This cow belongs to Greg Louganis
(_)
\ /----\
|| | *
^^ ^
Baby cow
(__) (__)
(OO) (OO)
\/ \//
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\/ \/
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^^ ^^
Bully
(__)
(\/)
\//
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Karate Cow
(__)
(oo)
=== -\/
==|----\
~~ &**~~
( ) ( )
~~ ~~
Cow-a-saki
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| \ ((___)) ||
| | XXXXX ||
| |X0( == ||
| X\_|\_ |____________====
\ /\| \O ______|\/
\_ \\ ____/ OO
| \@ /
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O======O
|********| Cow-nan the
/***\*****| Barbarian...
/***/|*****|
\***\|*****|
---/\-----/
\ | |
\__| |
/_/\___/
/_\
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( oo ____/_|____\___
/\_| ) | )
\ ------\ ..........................)...] )
\ -----\ ) | )
\ \ ) | )
` ` ` / / _ )____|________) _
` ` ` ` / \ \ ) -_________|____________- (
` ` ` ` ` * \ \ \ ` ` ` /
` ` ` _________^^^^______/ \ ` `` (
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`~~~~~
A Cow skating water in Miami Bay with an incient boat. ( Sunny Weather )
\ /
\___/ Cheshire cow
.. ..
. .
|| (__) ||
U (OO) U
^ /\/\ ^
\\ / \//
\ H20 /
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Chem-MOO-st
(with test tubes and safety goggles)
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
||----||
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | ||
||----|| ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
(__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
||----|| ||----|| ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Pascow's Triangle
**
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\_ / \---------------------------/
\____ ______ | \-------------------------/
\_/ \ \ \-----------------------/
\_| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Christopher Cow-lumbus
(__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (__)
( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo (_)
/\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| oo)
/ / \\/ / \\/ / \\/ / \\/ / \\/ / \\/ / \\/ / \\/ >--\\
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Cow eight on the Cownecticut River
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/________________________\ Warning! Free blind cows
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`:: \/ ::' ~~\ | |~~ =====o \ - / \ , -
`::::' ~~\ /uu\\~~~ | | | | \//| |
|| ~~~\ \ / \~~~ |_| | | ~ |_|
|| ~~~\ ~ ~ \~~~~ \ \ ,----- (__) / /
|| ~~~~ \ /~~~~~~ / / *( | `-(**) \ \
|| ~~~~ \/~~~~~~ ~ '~ ;===|\___' \/===; ~` ~
COWliflower Cowlifornia Cow Cow meets LAPD (Cowlifornia)
>>>>>>======------THE "COW"NT DOWN------======<<<<<<
(__)
(oo)
/------\/ TEN
./ |______|
|| ||
~~ ~~
(__)
(oo)
/------\/
./ |______| NINE
|| ||
~~ ~~
(__)
(oo)
/------\/
./ |______| EIGHT
|| ||
~~ ~~
(__)
(oo)
/------\/
./ |______| SEVEN
|| ||
~~ ~~
(__)
(oo)
/------\/ SIX
./ |______|
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~~ ~~
(__)
(oo)
/------\/
./ |______| FIVE
|| ||
~~ ~~
(__)
(oo)
/------\/
./ |______| FOUR
|| ||
~~ ~~
(__)
(oo)
/------\/
./ |______| THREE
|| ||
~~ ~~
(__)
(oo)
/------\/ TWO
./ |______|
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~~ ~~
v v
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BOOM! > ( _ _ ) < .
. . ( o o ) .
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> /------\ / < .
. ./ |______| .
||^^^ || . <
. ~~^^ ^~~
COW-POWIE!!!
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------+
| ~~\ |
| | _____ |
| XX | (/_____\) |
| XX / | - - | |
| __\/ \ / |
| / \ _|\o/|_ |
| / \ / \ |
| / \ \ / / |
| \ \_/ / |
| A |\_m_/| |
| COW-MOO-NISTS \___/ |
| / \ |
| | | |
| X X |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------+
_ _
((___))
[ x x ] I killed the cow.
\ /
(` ')
(U)
________Y
/ Ride |
< or |
\ DIE! |
--------|
/
/ ..#. ... .#..
/ .#. .#. .. .. .#. .#.
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| ( #. .# )
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| | | VVVV | | |
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|#| |#| COWASOCKI |#| |#|
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--O-- --O--
______________________
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(00) ( )
:****** \/ ==='\________________________/'
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/ ` { '@' '@' }
/ { @@@ @@@ }
' H O L Y C O W { \ }
+ ! { \ }
++: : : \ \ /
++: : : { () () }
++ : : : \____________/
++ : : : ! VW JIMMY WV !
+ : : : \------------/
: :<<+++++++++++++++++++ : :/ ---\: :
: : : : : : :
: : : : : : :
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:________: : ________m__ : :_____m____:
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/ / \\
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/ # ` { : $$$ :=: $$$ : }
/ # { \___/ \___/ }
## H U M A N C O W { / \ }
* ! { / \ }
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** : : : \____________/
** : : : === 666 ===
* : : : P
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(__) / \
(oo) ( Meet our great leader! )
/-------\/ --'\________________________/
/ | ||
* ||----||
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|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
"Cow-a-bungee, Dude!" (bungee-jumping cow).
~~
~~~~
~~~~~~
(__) 0 ~~~~~~~~~
(bb) / ~~~~~~~~~~~~
____________________\/__/__________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\ / / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/ 0
Cow having second thoughts about kayaking in the surf.
(__)
(oo)
_____ \/ \\___________
/ \ >--------| |
>______/| |\______E
\__________/\______E
Radically Horizontal Ultimate Frisbee Cow
* ** ***
8**
&** ( ___ ) ** *+
+ \o o/ *
** \ /
**** U *** +
+* ** %%% **** ***
****
A little peice of the Cowsmos
(Courtesy of Cowrl Sagan)
(___)
(0 0)
/------\ /
/| |O
* ||----||
~~ ~~
Cow in Gas Mask
(__)
(cc)
/------ \/
/| |
* ||----||
~~ ~~
Cow having out-of-body experience
/------\
/| | (__)
* ||----|| (vv)
~~ ~~ \/
Post-Guillotine Cow
-----------------
| (__) |
| (oo) |
| \/ |
| ========== |
| | ~~~ | / |
| | ~O~ | () |
| | /|\ | /\ |
Cow mounted on wall
above fireplace
(__)
______(00)
/ \/
|/ \___\ Tour de France cow
_L__ _|_
/ | \ \// | \
\___/-+-\___/
(__)
_______(oo)
/| O O O \/
|| O O || Olympic cow
||-----||
^^ ^^
===
( | | )
\| |/
/ \
/ \
| o o |
| | Milky cow
| \_/ |
|_____|
\ (~~)
|\ |{(--)}| /
| |{{\/}}| /| (~~) ,,
| ___ \/| |\/ | {(--)}&&
(~~) ,, || | .----.---| {{\/}//
{(--)}%% || |( the )--| /| //\
{{\/}// ||___|( herd )| | \ /`'/
/| //\ .^.' `. .----..^.^. {__/
__\ /`'/ ------------------------ / \
\ {__/\___ | | / /
~. '' | | .~ .~
--------------------------------------------------------------
A Rock Cowncert
______________________________________________________________________
| __________________________________________________________________ |
| | PASTURAL RESERVE NOTE | |
| | 1 ()----------------------------------------------------() 1 | |
| | () THE UNITED STABLES OF AMERICA () | |
| | ) __________ ( | |
| | ( ) / \ ( L O5773915B ) | |
| | | ) ((___ )) ( grazington d.c. | | |
| | | 12 ) , , ( 12 | | |
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` ' COWMAN The Cownstitution
_______________ @@@@ (__) %
/ /\ @@@@@@ __ (oo) | __ __
/______________/ \@@@@@@ (__) \/ | (__) (__)
| | ..| @@@@ U (__) {| |\/| (__) (__)
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Living in the cowntry Christopher Cowlumbus
(__) vv vv (__) (__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo)//\\ //\\ * (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
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-,,---------,,- || || || || ||
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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
at the Psycowlogist Group Encownter
(__)
(vv)
\/
^^^--^^^
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\\-===-//
/\\===//-\
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/----===-----\
/uuuuuuuuuuuuuu\
~ ~
cow-belle
(__)
(oo)
--\/--
--------
/( )--/>
</-----//
/\----///\
\\ ---~ //
\\ //
~ ~
cow-catcher
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@(__)@@@@@@@@
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/-@@_)@@-\/ @@@(o@@@
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Cows in the Fog
(__)
(oo)
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||----||
^^ ^^
Manx Cow
(in UK cats with no tail are called manx cats)
| |
\ __ /
_ / \ _
_ | OO | _
\__/
__ / || \
_(__)_ ||
(oo) ||
/\/\ ||
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|____| ||
/ \ __||__
/ \ |______|
^ ^
Just your average cow on your average street corner...
express my appreciation with another politically incowrect cowntribution:
( )
\_---_/
/--(0\\\0)
/ \ /
/ ( /{O}
/ \ /\o
/ /\_/ \____________
( / ############/
/\-,/ |##########/
| | | |#########/
* | | ----------
| | O O
~ ~
Bum Steer
__
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Skinhead Cow
\__/
(oo)
\/
/------***
/ | ||
* **----**
^^ ^^
Punk Cow
\__/
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
-----------
oo oo
Cow on a skateboard
\__/
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | Zoso||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Led Zeppelin Cow
/ /
/ /
/ /
(__) O O
(oo) / /
|\/ / /
| / /
\ \ (__)
\ \ (oo)
\ /\/\ * / \/___O-----------
\|-\ \ \ / ____O-----------
*__/ \ \ \/ /
..,...,...,,..m.m.,,,.. | _/
High flying kiting cow \ \
.,....,,m,.m,,...,.,.,,
Low flying kiting cow
? ? ?
? (__) ?
? (oo) ?
_\/_
/ /_____O------------ -> Pull !
/ ______O------------ -> Pull !
*---<_ / / /
/ /
.,......,.,,,,.,...,,m.m.,.,,,.,.....,.,..,...,.,..,.,..,.
low flying kiting cow, getin' it somehow wrong....
. . . . .
. . . .. ,------._(__)
. . .. . .. * | \ ( oo
.. . . ..... mm====>----=\/====OO------------------
.,,.,,,,,..,..,..,..,.,..,..,.,..,,..,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,...,,,.,
The same low flying kiting cow after getin' it teribly wrong
= * (__)
= \ (oo)
= \--------\/
= | || __@ =
= ||-----||__________________|_`\<,_ =
= (oo) (oo) (_)/ (_) =
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"McCow"
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\o o/
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Acowntant
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/ \
/ B U R G E R K I N G \
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\ /
\ FLAME GRILLED WHOPPER /
\_________________________/
David Koresh's Cowsick? surely not!
______________________
/ \
( Je vous ai compris ! )
/\______________________/
__ /
|__|__ /
(oo) ---'
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/ | ||
* ||\__/||
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^^ ^^This cow belonged to Charles de Gaulle
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>> NOTE: When drawing new cows, please DO NOT use tabs! Thanks! <<
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|
------- | This concludes the Fall 1994 COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS.
| COW | | It is in the public domain.
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| ((THANKS TO ALL WHO CONTRIBUTED COWS!!))
Iconified Cow | Please send me your COWS for the next edition! When drawing
| cows, please DO NOT use tabs - use only "real" spaces.
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