You are rude!
"Hey!"
You shake the figure vigorously for a couple seconds and then he wakes up. "Wha...Can't you see I am trying to sleep? Some people have no manners. Get out of my room!" With that, you get the strong urge to re-enter the hallway. This was clearly a mistake, fortunately for you not a large one...
Thou mayest leave a message here which will get to the lord
of this realm, via
e-mail.
You get an odd thought as you stand here: "This is all somehow related to
or provided by Geocities."