Aha!
"The time has come...to speak of many things.
Well then, be honest. Have you looked out onto the courtyard? If so, you might want to ask about
the statue. You think of other questions, but this is the most important one.
That's about it, unless you can think of something else, in which case you should
ask about it.
Thou mayest leave a message here which will get to the lord
of this realm, via
e-mail.
You get an odd thought as you stand here: "This is all somehow related to
or provided by Geocities."