The door.
"Step inside, Walk this way."
You open the door. There is an audible creak as you do so.
It is dark inside, but as you enter it lights up with a nice yellow glow. In one corner of the room is a bed. In the other corner is a dresser. The bed is of the ornate canopy type, done in red cloth with some, but not much, gold trim. It is unoccupied at present. The dresser stands some 5 feet tall with 4 drawers. If you open the drawers you will find a note that reads "You may sleep here if you like.-Alan". You may re-enter the hallway, or whatever.
Thou mayest leave a message here which will get to the lord
of this realm, via
e-mail.
You get an odd thought as you stand here: "This is all somehow related to
or provided by Geocities."