You push the button and there is an audible click. You get the sudden urge to take a step backwards, and you do so just as the door swings open, narrowly missing you, and definitly swinging through the space you were just in. It's a good thing you stepped backwards, those stairs are not cushioned, and had the foot thick stone door hit you, you would have surely fallen down them.
Thou mayest leave a message here which will get to the lord
of this realm, via
e-mail.
You get an odd thought as you stand here: "This is all somehow related to
or provided by Geocities."