Wufei arrived on schedule. Of course, Duo was not on schedule. He was in the shower washing his hair. It started out like any other morning for Chang Wufei. He got up on time, brushed his teeth as routine dictated, dressed himself for class, and rode his cycle to pick up his friend Duo. Duo lived on the other side of campus so the ride would take Wufei ten minutes. He factored in enough time to grab himself a coffee and take a piss at Duo’s before zooming off to class.

Wufei came in without knocking and stood there watching Heero. Heero sat at his desk, chin resting on his fisted up hands, a pill bottle only an inch from his eyes.

“What are you doing?” Wufei asked.

“Oh, hello Wufei.” Heero sighed.

“What’s that?” Wufei asked

“Um.” Heero sighed, “Some medication Dr. J gave me.”

“What for? Are you sick?” Wufei asked and took a cautionary step back.

“It’s supposed to help me become more…” Heero spoke as if trying to remember its purpose line for line. “Make social interaction with others more spontaneous and easier for me to accomplish.”

“It’s a mood enhancer.” Wufei said.

“Sort of.” Heero explained. “It’s got something in it that will allow me to become more of…a people person.”

“You’re pitiful Yuy.” Wufei snapped.

“Why?” Heero asked.

“You’ve been hanging around with Maxwell so much that you think behaving as he does is the norm.” Wufei scolded. “It isn’t. There’s nothing wrong with the way you are. Who cares what people think.”

“I care.” Heero sighed as his eyes went back to the bottle.

“Have you taken it yet?” Wufei asked.

“About an hour ago.” Heero replied.

“Do you feel any different?” Wufei asked.

“Not really.” Heero countered.

“Hey Wufer.” Duo smiled.

“Wufei.” The boy corrected.

“I ain’t going to class today.” Duo sighed.

“Why not?” Chang asked.

“I’m sick as a dog.” Duo grinned. He was dressed to the nines and reeked of Drakkar Noir.

“Sick?” Wufei questioned.

“Yep.” Duo announced. “Professor Une is going to take care of me.”

“I’m sure she is.” Wufei smirked.

“What are you doing Heero?” Duo asked.

“Waiting for these pills to work.” Heero sighed.

“What pills?” Duo asked.

“The pills from Doctor J.” Heero said.

“The pills from…oh yeah those.” Duo nodded. “Good luck!”

“Thanks.” Heero called to Duo who laughed his way out the door.

“See.” Wufei snapped. “Even Duo thinks you’re pathetic.”

“Who cares what he thinks?” Heero whispered then turned to face Wufei. The Chinese youth stood up to retrieve his helmet. “I only care what you think…Lips…” Wufei froze as he realized that Heero was standing right behind him. Right on his behind. Right behind him. Wufei turned and stepped back. Heero was different somehow. His eyes were glassy and his face ashen. He had opened his shirt and was rubbing his chest. “Its hot in here. Aren’t you hot?” Heero asked.

“Probably those pills working.” Wufei murmured.

“Yes.” Heero whispered. “I can feel it working Lips.” Heero licked his teeth as he grabbed Wufei’s elbows.

“Get off me Yuy! And don’t call me lips!” Wufei shouted.

“Get off on you.” Heero leered. “Oh Lips, I was wondering when you were going to ask me too…”

“That not what I said you pervert!” Wufei shouted and tried to kick Heero’s feet out from under him. Heero simply sidestepped Wufei’s kick and pushed him down on to the floor.

“You always smell so good Lips.” Heero said pleasantly and then embraced Wufei in a bear hug on the floor, trapping the Chinese boys arms to his sides. Heero buried his face in the opening between Wufei’s shirt and waistband.

“Yuy!” Wufei cried, “This is your final warning! Get off me or die! And stop calling me…”

“I’m not afraid to die Lips…” Heero heaved a sigh into Wufei’s taut belly. Heero then nibbled softly on Wufei’s exposed hip, licking a spot, biting it gently, and then licking it again. Wufei stopped struggling so much and closed his eyes. Wufei was very relaxed… Then he came to his senses.

“Heero stop!” Wufei kicked much harder this time and managed to slide out a few inches from Heero’s grasp. Heero then clutched Wufei’s legs in a vise-like grip. Wufei turned and punched Heero in the head. It had no effect except to distract Heero. He turned Wufei over so that Wufei's pelvis covered his face. Heero made short work of Wufei button down pants and yanked at them as Wufei struggled.

Wufei's kicks and struggling made him feel like a frog out of water water. “Yuy! STOOPP!” Wufei was not aroused until Heero took his flaccid member between his lips. Wetness. Warmth. Heat. Wet warm moisture. The kicking stopped. The flailing of the arms ceased as Wufei placed his palms down on the hardwood floor. Heero’s tongue managed to fold down Wufei’s foreskin while forcing the head of Wufei’s penis into his cheek. Once secure, his tongue lapped on the exposed underside of Wufei’s foreskin. All time froze for as Wufei held his breath. The hot pressure of the suck and the intense wetness of Heero’s mouth combined to cause a sexual embolism that began at Wufei's feet and exploded in his lower abdomen. Wufei had never felt anything so incredible in his entire life…

Wufei's ass jumped beneath Heero's palms as all the boy's pent up tensions spilled deep into Heero’s throat. The sucking increased as Heero swallowed all of it. Heero released Wufei and slid out from beneath him.

“Thanks Lips.” Heero grinned as he wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. “You’re very clean for someone who isn’t cut. I have a hard time being spontaneous like that since I don’t always get to clean myself as often as I’d like.” Wufei listened in horror as Heero began to speak as if nothing out of the ordinary had taken place. Wufei turned over and closed up his pants.

“Liu mang!” he shouted.

“I am so…sorry Wufei…” Heero stood there as if he were helpless.

“Sorry!” Wufei yelled. “Ah kho SEE!”

“I don’t know what came over me…I just had too…” Heero said.

“Chao ni niang!” Wufei spat.

“Well…I don’t really remember my mother,” Heero sighed.

“Be Quiet!” Wufei cried.

“What’s the matter Wufei?” Heero smiled, “Are you late for class?”

“Cao!” Wufei spat. He got up quickly and buttoned his pants. Heero handed him his helmet. Wufei snatched it from him with an angry glare. “You ever touch me like that again and I will kill you!”

“Sorry.” Heero sighed.

“Sorry!” Wufei exclaimed. “That’s all you can say?”

“Must be the pills.” Heero suggested. “Side effect maybe.”

“One hell of a side effect Yuy!” Wufei griped.

Chang Wufei was out the door in a matter of seconds.

Wufei arrived at the door only not at his usual time. He decided to be five minutes late so that he could miss Heero. Unfortunately his plan backfired as he missed Duo instead. Wufei read the note on the door.

‘Asshair! You’re late. I left without you.’ Signed Duo.

Wufei grunted and balled up the note. He opened the door and caught glimpse of Heero sitting there. Wufei’s eyes then went to the opened pill bottle on the table. Wufei closed the door quickly. Did he see me? daH bien! Maybe he didn’t hear me open the door… The door rushed open and Wufei was pulled inside. One swift motion and Heero had the door closed with Wufei’s backed up against it.

“Hey Lips…” Heero smiled. He had that look again. The same look from yesterday. “Can I ask you a question?”

“I came here to get Maxwell. And my name is Wufei! Bye…” Wufei said quickly, then tried to turn and leave. Heero pushed him back against the door so that he couldn’t move. “Get off me Yuy before I kill you!”

“You have to answer my question.” Heero leered.

“What?” Wufei snapped. Heero leaned in close. His mouth grazed Wufei’s cheek and came to a rest upon Wufei’s ear.

“Anata wa onani o shimasuka is?” Heero asked huskily.

“Get off me you pervert!” Wufei exclaimed and pushed Heero off of him. “That is none of your business!”

“I want to make it my business.” Heero sighed. He pressed his body against Wufei once more. Wufei kept pushing the boy back, yet Heero was relentless. Wufei managed to dodge get off the door only to be mauled by Heero's unwanted affection.

“Unlike you Japanese!” Wufei grimaced, “We Chinese like our personal space! Now get out of mine!” Wufei pushed one last time hard enough to send Heero against the door.

“Ow… baka kuso atama…” Heero laughed.

“What did you call me?” Wufei seethed.

“You need to learn how to be nice Lips.” Heero smiled and removed his shirt as he stepped menacingly toward Wufei.

“You better back the fuck up.” Wufei warned. “I mean it Yuy!”

Heero stalked closer and closer to Wufei as his smile broadened. Wufei had never seen Heero smile and was caught by its sincerity. Perhaps the pills are working… Heero tackled Wufei to the bed and pressed him between the wall and his own body. Wufei forgot how strong Heero Yuy could be.

“Dahbien.” Wufei hissed as his head hit the wall. “Listen hamsap! Get off me before I do some serious damage to you!”

“You? Damage me?” Heero laughed. “I don’t think so.”

Heero moved in and clamped his mouth to Wufei’s trembling, swollen lips. Heero used his toothless biting pressure to open the boys mouth. Heero's tongue slid between Wufei’s parted lips and made sweeping, swirling motions inside his mouth. Wufei was forced to breath through his nose and tried to move his head as he fought for more oxygen. Heero finally broke the kiss. He stared intently at Wufei whose eyes were closed and did not look back. His breaths whispered shallowly from his lungs and drool dripped seductively from the right corner of his mouth.

Heero moved back.

“Wufei?” he asked.

Wufei opened his eyes.

Side effects must have worn off.” Heero smiled. He looked up at Wufei in time to catch a fist right in the face. Heero fell back to the floor as Wufei jumped over him and rushed the door. Heero wasn’t moving. Wufei stopped short and looked back.

“Yuy?” he called. Nothing.

“Heero?” Wufei asked again. NO! What if I really hurt him? So what damn hamsap! Got what he was asking for! Dahbien! Should I check him?

Wufei stepped hesitantly toward Heero’s body on the floor.

“Get up Yuy!” Wufei said. “Come on! Get up I said!” Heero pounced on Wufei the minute the Chinese boy touched his arm with his foot.

On the bed and against the wall Heero pinned him down to the point that his extremities were useless. “Get you up…sure thing Lips…” Heero leered.

“NO!” Wufei tried to scream. “That not what I sa” Heero savagely reclaimed Wufei’s mouth and forced his tongue inside. Heero used one hand to hold Wufei’s wrists over his head while his other hand worked hastily on the elastic band of Wufei’s pants.

Heero pulled back and smiled at Wufei. Chang said nothing. He knew his pants were down to his ankles and Heero had worked his own pants off as well. Wufei devised a plan on killing Heero but suddenly Heero began talking about fusion particles and the need for better safety standards on older colonial reactors.

Wufei then realized that Heero's penis was resting between his legs. As Heero grew to arousal, it pushed against Wufei scrotum. Wufei didn't think anything of it, until Heero squeezed Wufei's legs closed, trapping his penis there. Heero continued talking to Wufei as if nothing is going on. He asked Wufei a question about the state of reactor safety on the newer colony structures. Wufei lay there and answered him. Heero began pivoting and rocking his hips side to side. Wufei felt very unusual as Heero just continued to smile and stare at him, waiting for him to continue his sentence.

“What are you doing Yuy?” Wufei asked.

“Oh…it’s called sumata. This will keep my chinko awake so that I'll be ready for more action when you are." Heero grinned.

“Liu mang!” Wufei began squirming in anger.

“You have such soft pubic hair Lips.” Heero smiled. “Mine is like barbed wire.”

“Get off me you!” Wufei struggled until Heero’s voice took a serious tone.

“Stop it!” Heero growled. “Stop fighting it…just stop fighting.” Wufei felt hypnotized by those blue eyes. “Just don’t fight it. Let it happen…feel it…” Heero whispered and planted small light kisses about Wufei’s face. One kiss. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Wufei closed his eyes and felt Heero’s member move in and out between his enclosed thighs. “Don’t fight this…” Heero sighed softly. A few moments passed before Heero tensed up. Wufei felt the slick heat of Heero’s spill as it leaking down the back of his crack and soaked the bed beneath him.

“Are you finished?” Wufei asked calm.

“Oh yes…” Heero chuckled.

“Get off!” Wufei tossed Heero up from him on the word ‘off.’ Heero gave no resistance. Wufei got up and wiped himself unceremoniously with Heero’s pants. “Sick bastard!” Wufei shouted. He then pointed a finger at the supine Heero who lay content on Duo’s bed. “You need counseling!”

“Why?” Heero smiled.

“You’re a sick…I don’t think they have a name for guys like you! And stop calling me LIPS you pervert!” Wufei spat and struggled to put on his pants.

“If I was the only man to have get off between someone’s legs then there wouldn’t be a word for it.” Heero said smugly.

“I got a word for you!” Wufei screamed. “Death!”

He walked up to Heero and got in his face. “If you ever touch me again I will cut your throat.” Wufei seethed. His eyes were on fire and his face was red.

Heero pursed his lips together and kissed the air between them.

“UGH!” Wufei gasped. He slammed the door behind him.

Duo started to unlock the door when he noticed that Wufei was standing against the far wall.

“Are you coming in?” Duo asked.

“NO!” Wufei spat.

“Give me a break Wubygong.” Duo sighed, “We gotta get a shower we smell like BO.” The pair had been playing racket ball all morning and now ran the risk of being late for their afternoon class.

“I’m not going in there.” Wufei said.

“Spare me.” Duo snapped. “Heero isn’t here! He’s got class until late this afternoon.”

“Are you serious?” Wufei asked.

“No,” Duo laughed, “I’m lying.” Wufei wearily followed Duo in and waited anxiously as Duo showered. He looked at Heero’s bed. Then at Duo’s bed. Then on the floor where he had-

“Your turn.” Duo said cheerily as he toweled off his hair. Wufei grabbed his gym back and stormed into the bathroom.

“Why is there no lock on this door?” Wufei asked.

“Why would we lock the bathroom door?” Duo said. Wufei sighed and got into the shower. He heard the bathroom door open and guessed that Duo had forgotten something. Instead he heard Heero’s voice from the sink.

“Hurry up Duo I need to get cleaned up.” Heero yelled over the running water. “I’m running late today and I won’t be back until tonight.” Wufei peered through the lines in etched glass and watched in horror as Heero started to undress himself. “I took my pill about an hour ago, so I should be alright by the time I get there.”

Wufei leaned back against the shower wall. Pill. Hour ago. Side effects. Help me… The shower door came open then and Heero’s eyes widened in shock. He hesitated a moment and then his eyes narrowed to the effect of revealing that the pill was taking hold.

“Lips…” Heero smiled. “I didn’t know you were here…”

“Get out.” Wufei ordered. “DUO!”

“Duo’s not out there.” Heero sighed.

“Where is he?” Wufei asked as his arms tried to cover his nudity from Heero lingering stare.

“I thought he was in here…” Heero grinned. “What a pleasant surprise.”

“There is nothing pleasant about me Yuy!” Wufei warned.

“I beg to differ.” Heero smiled and stepped into the shower.

“You can beg all you want it won’t change anything!” Wufei snapped.

As Heero stepped closer Wufei turned to face the wall. Wait… what am I doing! Turn back around you idiot or he’ll shove it up you’re a- Wufei turned quickly as Heero pressed his body against his. The pair shared the same height and their hips touched when their members collided. Wufei couldn’t sink into the wall enough to get away from Heero’s touch.

“Good hygiene is very important.” Heero sighed. Heero backed off and buried his face in the running water. Wufei tried to use this opportunity to weasel around Heero and escape. Before Wufei realized what was happening Heero’s arm snaked around his waist and Wufei face and palms were forced against the shower wall. “You have to make sure you get clean outside…and in.” Heero detached the hose and showerhead down started to hose off Wufei’s skin.

“What ever you’re thinking of doing Yuy…don’t!” Wufei snapped.

“Shut up.” Heero ordered in a calm voice and shot Wufei in the face with water. Wufei fought him then, but to no avail. Both of Wufei’s hands were soon trapped to the back of his head by Heero’s powerful grip had his face fused to the shower wall. Heero used his feet to kick apart Wufei’s legs while he used his teeth to unfasten the showerhead nozzle.

“You don’t want to use soap.” Heero advised. “Soap will dry your ass out.”

“Yuy!” Wufei cried into the wall.

“I said shut up.” Heero said quickly with another dose of water to the face. This time the water stung as it blasted in a line from the shower hose.

“Let’s face it Lips,” Heero continued. “Shit and sex don’t mix. That’s why anal sex just isn’t as popular as it should be. Lubricants have made the pain factor easier to withstand. But there is not one thing on the market that can make your ass smell like something other than ass.”

“AHHHH!” Wufei yelped as Heero moved the hose inside his crevice and allowed the water to shoot up inside Wufei.

“It takes a great deal of effort to be completely clean, and nothing short of a water-jet can get rid of all your excess excrement.” Heero spoke very matter of fact and ignored Wufei’s screaming. “That's why the popularity of colonics is increasing.” Heero moved the nozzle inside Wufei anus.

“Okay okay okay…” Wufei panted.

“What?” Heero asked pulling the water from Wufei’s backside.

“I’m clean now.” Wufei whined.

“Are you sure?” Heero asked.

“Yes…” Wufei spun around and cracked Heero in the chest with his elbow. Minutes later a half naked wet Chinese boy was seen running on the campus lawn. He rode home on his bike. A combination of nudity and wet hair managed to give Wufei a cold by the end of the week.

Wufei got up to answer the door. He groggily wondered where Sally had gotten off to since she never let the doorbell ring more than three times. He opened the door and there stood Heero Yuy.

“What the fuck are you doing here?” Wufei asked.

“Wufei, I came to apologize.” Heero said. His eyes were sincere and his face red from the cold. “I had no right to do what I did to you and I promise I will never take those pills in your presence again.”

Wufei stood there a moment. It was freezing outside. He opened the door and allowed Heero to come in. After hearing Heero out he decided to forgive him, eventually.

“You want some tea?” he asked.

“Uh no.” Heero smiled. “I just needed to say I was sorry.”

“You should be.” Wufei snapped.

“I don’t know what happened…” Heero sighed.

“Did you stop taking them?” Wufei inquired.

“No.” Heero replied. “They’ve helped me a great deal. I mean I actually attended a student mixer last night and made conversation with people.”

“You didn’t attack anyone?” Wufei asked.

“No!” Heero beamed. “The side effects only last a few days.”

“Luckily for the party goers.” Wufei mumbled.

“How long do you have to keep taking them?” Wufei asked.

“I started a new dosage level today.” Heero smiled. “J informed me that 'gradually' I should no longer need them to sustain normal social interaction.”

“You started a new dosage?” Wufei asked.

“This morning.” Heero replied.

“When?” Wufei asked.

“About twenty minutes ago.” Heero answered.

“Good.” Wufei smiled. “You have twenty minutes to leave.”

“I never thought about that…” Heero sighed. “I did come here to ask you to please…come by for your party.”

“What?” Wufei sighed. My birthday!

“Duo went to great lengths to ensure that you didn’t know he was throwing a party for your birthday. I think I may have screwed it up for him though since you haven’t been by in over a week.” Heero lamented.

“I’ve been sick.” Wufei explained. “And avoiding you…”

“If it will help, “I’ll stay away from the party.”

“It would help.” Wufei agreed.

“I thought you would agree to those terms.” Heero grinned, “so I brought you your present now.” Wufei stared at the silver wrapped gift with the large blue ribbon bow. He took it from Heero and smiled.

Wufei sat Indian style on the floor, wiped his runny nose and proceeded to open his present. Heero sunk to his knees taking in Wufei’s loose hair and opened robe.

Inside the wrapping was a small cedar box. Wufei opened the box before a perplexed look crossed his face. They looked like oversized marbles. They ranged from small to large and were connected by a sturdy string with a ring on one end. Wufei smirked as he picked up the ring and set the box down. He read card inside the lid of the box.

“Graduated Pearls?” Wufei asked. He looked up to find Heero on his knees and naked from the waist down.

“You like your present Lips?” Heero asked with an evil pall on his face. “Let me show you how they work…”

Sally and Relena arrived at the door shivering from the cold.

“I think the whole thing is just ridiculous.” Sally sighed pushing the door in. Relena followed close behind.

“I know.” Relena explained, “but there is little I can do to change it now.”

“Well I think…oh dear.” Sally stood there in shock. Relena turned and saw them as well.

Heero sat naked on the rug, both of his strong thin legs anchored Wufei’s biceps to the floor. Wufei’s lower back rested obscenely against Heero's abdomen forcing Wufei’s legs up in the air.

“Hello.” Heero smiled.

“Uh…Hi.” Relena said.

Heero let go of the small ring he had been playing with. The ring was attached to a string that disappeared into Wufei’s anus. Wufei managed to raise his head. He was quite a site with snot and tears rolling down his aroused face.

“Sally hel!” Wufei’s mouth was suddenly engorged with the tip of Heero’s boot.

“Could you excuse us please?” Heero asked.

“Oh dear…yes.” Sally said quite embarrassed. “We can go out to lunch.”

“No problem.” Relena smiled. “Bye Fei…”

“Be back later.” Sally waved and excused herself. The girls burst into laughter as they raced for Sally’s car.

“Bite all you want to Lips,” Heero grinned, “steel tip boots.” He removed his foot from Wufei’s mouth.

“AGGGG! SAAALLLLYYY!” Wufei screamed.

“She’s gone.” Heero said and gave a gentle but sharp tug on the string.

“Ugh…” Wufei moaned. He moved his hand in and tried to masturbate but Heero only held his arms down with more pressure.

“Please!” Wufei sighed…

“I said you aren’t allowed to come that way.” Heero scolded.

“Ah…bastard!” Wufei groaned.

Heero had been tormenting Wufei with his ‘present’ for the better part of the afternoon. Wufei found it to be a torment he never expected to enjoy. Once trapped by Heero’s legs Wufei found himself the unwitting recipient of a massive amount lubrication palmed out from a tub in Heero's jacket pocket.

Heero then inserted each bead pausing only to allow a little bit of time between insertions. The final bead entered when Wufei least expected it. Heero loved Wufei’s response throughout the entire ordeal because the stimulation of the Chinese boy’s anus was consistent throughout the entire sexual encounter. Heero pushed the last bead up, shoving it firmly inside toward the upper wall of Wufei’s canal. Hitting his prostate sent Wufei's body into fits that in the position Heero placed him in he had no control over. Heero manipulated the ball lewdly as Wufei’s gasps and shaking legs served to make his own arousal peak onto Wufei’s back.

As Wufei finally reached orgasm, he begged Heero to remove them, and with one gradual pull Heero brought them all out at once. The climax was like nothing Wufei had ever experienced.

Heero got up, cleaned himself, and left Wufei lying on the floor.

The party was loud. Music, laughter, and party crashers made their way into the dorm hallway. They were all wearing their uniforms since it was technically a school day and Wufei would be unable to attend that evening because of work. Duo held the bash during school hours and more than many were happy to cut class.

Duo sat the by the door and stopped Heero before he could come in. “What are you doing here?” Duo demanded.

“I have to get a book.” Heero sighed. He had been banned from the party since the bead incident.

“No way.” Duo grinned. “You ain’t gettin’ in.”

“I just need my book Duo.” Heero snapped.

“Which one?” Duo asked.

“Chemistry.” Heero replied.

“Hold on.” Duo snapped. “Stay here.”

Heero saw Wufei at the end of the hall. The boy was wearing his school uniform and trying to be nice to the boys who were friends with Duo. What a chore it must have been. Wufei then disappeared into the bathroom at the end of the hall. Heero grinned and made his way through the crowded corridor. Heero entered the bathroom in spite of himself. He had to be near Wufei. He wasn’t sure why but he enjoyed Wufei’s constant refusals.

It didn’t take long for Heero to get what he wanted. Inside the last bathroom stall Heero pumped into Wufei madly. Wufei held on to handicap bar in front of him, while his left leg was help up obscenely by Heero. Around his left foot on the floor were his pants and dangling from his right ankle were his boxers. Heero moved with furious abandon, lost in the tightness of Wufei’s body. Wufei steady stream of grunts and gasps served only to move Heero faster in achieving his goal.

“Want a reach-around Lips, huh?” Heero asked. “You want a reach around?”

“Uh uh uh uh huh.” Wufei’s answer came in deep, shuddering breaths.

“What?” Heero asked.

“Y y yesss…uh uh uh please…reach…touch meee…” he choked in a desperate rhythm as Heero pounded against him. Heero reached around Wufei and took hold of the boy's slender shaft. Heero slid the foreskin up and down roughly tight and secure in his fist. Wufei came in seconds. Heero was nearing completion. He knew what he wanted. He pulled out of Wufei and ripped the condom off from his penis. He then grabbed Wufei’s scalp and forced the boy to the floor. Heero jerked his member viciously until it white thick drops of heat spit in and on Wufei’s lips. He stepped back so in love with Wufei. Wufei got up and pulled himself together. He then went to the sink and washed his face.

Heero’s head moved down as he realized his pill bottle had fallen from his pants and now rolled onto the floor coming to a stop between Wufei's feet. Wufei picked up the pill bottle.

“Give it to me.” Heero demanded as he pulled up his pants and adjusted his fly.

Wufei glared up at Heero after reading the bottle.

“I can explain this...” Heero smiled.

“Can you?” Wufei asked, his eyes narrowed his his cheeks burned with rage.

Duo emerged from the noisy room and failed to find Heero. Screaming from the end of the hall came Quatre and a few other boys.

“What the fuck is going on?” Duo asked.

“Its Wufei!” Quatre panted. “He's gone insane. He's got his sword out and is trying to castrate Heero!”

Duo smiled. “I guess Wufei finally figured it out.”

“What?” Quatre sighed, then moved in behind Duo as Wufei chased a smiling Heero down the hall with his katana at the ready.

“Heero's pills.” Duo laughed. Quatre looked at him with curiosity.

“Come on in Q, I'll tell ya all about it.”

Back in the bathroom eight or so boys had gone in to escape Wufei's rampage. On the floor rolled a lonely pill bottle which one of them picked up.

“Hey!” the boy smiled. “St. Joe's aspirin! I used love these when I was a kid!”