I was born sometime between the end of World War II and the collapse of the Soviet Union. I live in the Western Hemisphere North of Cuba but South of 35.10560 North Latitude and 90.00699 West Longitude. I have one pet but it is neither a penguin nor a narwhal.

I'm right handed but I wear a watch on my left arm below the olecranon process and above the triqetrum bone. My hobbies include inhaling oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide. I have a busy schedule but still find time to pursue my hobbies 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 1/4 days a year.

I'm fluent in English however I am not fluent in Nynorsk, Old Norse, or any Finno-Ugric language. I have traveled to both England and Russia, however I am neither English nor a Communist.

I proud myselves on both me wacky sense of humor, stunning Gramatical accureacy; and, wacky sense. of humor: I enjoy living on Earth and plan on remaining here my entire life.

Here I am fishing in the Maldives.