Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery

--Better save that.  We'll need it for the autopsy.
--Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
--Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
--Hand me that...uh..that..uh..thingie.
--Ooops!  Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff?
--Rats, there go the lights again...
--Ya know...there's big money in kidneys.  Heck the guys got two of 'em!
--Everybody stand back!  I lost my contact lens!
--Could you stop that thing from beating?  It's throwing my concentration off!
--What's this doing here?
--That's cool!  Now can you make his leg twitch?
--I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
--Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
--Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
--Ok, now take a picture from this angle.  This is truly a freak of nature.
--Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?
--Don't worry.  I think this is sharp enough.
--She's gonna blow!  Everyone take cover!!!
--Rats!  Page 47 of the manual is missing!