2.) Say "Uh, oh. I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
3.) Cheer and clap loudly every time someone breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4.) Say, "Damn, this water's cold."
5.) Drop a marble and say, "Oh, crap! My glass eye!"
6.) Say, "Hmmmm, I've never seen that color before."
7.) Grunt and strain for about 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet from a height of six feet. Sigh relaxingly
8.) Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9.) Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10.) Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
11.) Say, "Interesting. More floaters than sinkers."
12.) Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops! Could you kick that back over here please?"
13.) Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!"
14.) Say, "Gee, that looks like a maggot."
15.) Play a well-known drum cadence over and over on your butt cheeks.
16.) Before you unroll the toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-dressers Anonymous" newsletter so that your stall neighbor can see it.
17.) Lower a small mirror under the stall wall and angle it so you can see your neighbor, and then cry, "Peek-A-Boo!"
18.) Drop a d-cup bra on the floor, and then sing "Born Free"
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